_Toothpick _ I igkf uh r u 8er I r8ru DC enameled=em? ?named above. if you want to eat. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person
"I'm choosing to no longer understand english please" "I got my bachelor for this" Me suffering while doing uber. Elmer is me really 😂😂😂 Sam is slowly creeping up replacing the mum as my fav.
gonta gokuhara is baby I prefer the other Elmer’s. Well I love all of them but the rest didn’t try to nuke everybody. Though I do kinda feel bad for Oldest Elmer. I’ll go for the one that grew up with a heart
can you imagine getting in an Uber and seeing Brandon in the drivers seat !! According to this video, it would be the best and last drive of your life Worth every government owed penny 💖
Sam: I'm gonna need you to turn on that AC poor-favor. Elmer: *turns on AC* Sam: heater now please. Elmer: *turns on heater* Sam: okay, I'm gonna need that air again. Elmer: *I'm choosing to no longer understand English please...*
Okay, I'm being serious, this guy's channel literally saved my life. I live in a depression since my grandmother died recently and I got a lot of stuff at school too. This is the only channel that I can look up to when I'm feeling suicidal. Thanks Brandon, and your pals.
"I got my bachelors for this" has to be elmers best line
My dude he said I'm choosing to no longer understand English please 💀💀💀😂😂
What about “Thank you for bringing your fucking kids” ?
i thought it was “thanks for bringing all of your children :)”
XD
Elmer’s my favorite character because of stuff like that 😂
"I'm choosing to no longer understand english please"
I am going to use this from now on
fuck you
Dude, chill. What did they ever do to you?
_Toothpick _ I'm choosing only to understand Norwegian because Tord
Accesserised "hey let me randomly type fuCk you cause im smart :)"
_Toothpick _ I igkf uh r u 8er I r8ru DC enameled=em? ?named above. if you want to eat. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person
"I'm choosing to no longer understand English." 😂 So funny
" I'm choosing to no longer understand English please"
Can I get this on a T shirt please? 😂
Demmaz X yes
Agreed
Demmaz X yes
yes
love this !😂
“I’m choosing to no longer understand English please"
😂😂😂
XDD
He just says please
I will use this in real life at some point in my existence. Mark my words, and if I don’t, I can’t die in piece.
I’ll join you
XD
"Sugar-free? Diabetus is half my disability check!"
Can we appreciate this quote for a moment?
It's diabetes
@spoon well I'm sorry that I didn't get it
I like how Elmer is sadly waiting as Sam and Donna complain about the candy, and then at 1:21 he's not bothered at all when Donna threw candy at him.
diabeetus
*sam* step on it
"I'm choosing to no longer understand english please"
😂😂😂
Lisa Fischer same
“I’m like seven or, four or something.”
Or a few mounts olds or something
I can't believe that we are actually homeless Donna
This was literally me at 12 pretending to be young enough to get in the zoo
@LAZARUS MALDONADO I don't see anything.
"I’m choosing to no longer understand English please"
Clorox Meme rtqqrrewrrryrw
Clorox Meme lol
1,000th like
XD
rainbow drag
"I'm choosing to no longer understand English, please" Dude, me at work all the fucking time
i fuckin love this channel, i'm crying.
If you could please fuck off
1,000 subs without any videos this how people act
Mr Not That Famous facts
I do to
Yeah me fucking too
"Sir, your ex wife - no get back. Your ex wife dun murdered her self in the back of my car and I need to use the bathroom."
3:05 I was literally *wheezing*
Omfg same🤣🤣😂😂😂
Me 2
SAME uwu
Lol omfg
Same !
*i got my bachelors for this*
My favorite part was when Sam took a pop and the Dana was like "wtf was that" 😂😂😂😂😂
*Donna
Just to correct chu =w=
“Took a pop” 😹😹😹
Yup XDDD
@Sierra Harris 4
pop
“Holy shit this is a map of Connecticut”😂😂
DepressionDog As a person who lives in Connecticut I feel like I’ve been recognized
Thank you💞
it took me forever tew read “connecticut” 😂
August Love same
@@augustlove4503 ikr
"i'm choosing to no longer understand english" lmfao
why do I feel scared that sam will suffer a horrible death by the end of the series
Peep Meem he probably will
Peep Meem
Don't worry, he will.
He most likely will, possibly come back to life afterwards
Peep Meem Even worst, wakes up from a coma/dream and he's a normal. XD
"I live somewhere in that little dot", "That's where gay people live"
😂🤣🤣
Name a more iconic duo I’ll wait
Something Important deez nuts
Bateman and robin
I’m sorry Bateman, who the fuck is bateman
the monarch and doctor ms. the monarch
A noose and a neck
“WTF IS THAT?”
3:06
Yesssss
The bathroom in the car scene 😂
Doodleberry *Sam takes a shit into the trunk*
Donna- "Da hell his that?"
Lmao
**shits into trunk**
Donna: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?!?!?!?
I literally died from choking on my drink after that
it's high time we cut dat wood I guess you could say that sam runs a.... shitty business! (I'll leave now)
*SOLD!*
*Starts clapping*
“WAIT NO!”
THatS OuR foUntAiN
2:03
Yea you fucking prick!
I just need you to pay your taxes
I’ll give you 2 dollars and some sugar free candy
*dramatic gasp*
"I loVE BROADWAY!"
Ashley Kimbaá yup that's what he said
That was like my favorite part 😂
Ashley Kimbaá he didn’t gasp tho
"I'm choosing to no longer understand english please"
"I got my bachelor for this"
Me suffering while doing uber. Elmer is me really 😂😂😂 Sam is slowly creeping up replacing the mum as my fav.
666 likes
U mean cathy?
I was really skeptical about these guys getting a series at first but damn this has been really fun to watch.
Man, that abuse Elmer gets.
No wonder why he decides to nuke everyone into Elmers.
Ikr
Elmer is my favorite Brandon rogers character
@@Aladoof Same
@@Aladoof Same! Elmer is relatable af
i would ride sam's ride
Dat hmm you’d ride Sam? So you’re gay?
I would ride sam
-tyrese- ^
Same
Dat literally same
Holy shit .. I lost it when he shat on Donna into the trunk LOL .. HAHAHAHA!
Same dude. XD By far my favorite favorite part in this series so far
My first time watching it I was eating ramen and laughed so hard noodles shot out of my nose🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Wtf was that"😂😂😂
Same
I know 😂😂😂
she goddaMN SHOPPED TILL SHE DROPPED
“Need to use the restroom? In a Sam Ride we ain’t stopin’ “ “WHAT IS THAT!”
3:02
Elmer: I got my bachelor's for this.
Naomie Naomie I love how he says that every episode
"I don't think we have much in common."
Best line of the episode holy fuck
I was looking for this comment lol
W H A T T H E F U C K I S T H A T
In a sam ride, we ain't stoppin!
Would you rather live like Sam or live like Elmer...
*tbh I would choose Elmer*
Same bruh same
Elmer
Sugar free candy and $2, that’s all I need
He got his bachelors for that.
Elmer is friends with hitler
“I can’t believe it were actually homeless!” Donna:”Not again!”
I miss Elmer
Same, I hope he appears in more episodes
"Hey Filipino man, please do that in the bathroom."
Nice name lol
Maplestar YOU FUCKING GENIUS
Red Dulge BEST QUOTE
Elmer is dead inside
Negan
Elmer is me.
Negan like me
Just like me
Negan Have you seen the ending
He literally is
“Dispatch I’m gonna need 36 and broadw- broad- b-“
“Way”
“ *I L O V E B R O A D W A Y* .”
Elmer is me at school
Draco Malfoy I mean pretty much
Elmer is me everywhere.
owo yeet yeah little did you know elmer tries to kill the thug in blame the hero
Holy shit this is a map of Connecticut
Alex Thom I live there
LittleMerc56 saaammee
"I love broadway" me
@ppSonicTonicc // logic l ppl
ME
*NO U*
In love with your pfp
GAH I FREAKING LOVE YOU GRENN
I love Donna’s voice 🤣
Sam: you know what we gotta do right?
Donna: yeah
Donna kill that kid
*😂😂*
I feel like in the series they will kill the kid
Ireumeun JungkoOk She is a crazy bitch
Yall are armys 😂😂😂 group hug!!!
elilo yay group hug!
Armys r collecting here
"Wait, Mormon or Hispanic?" I couldn't even watch the rest of the video I was laughing so hard.
“WTF IS THAT?!” That got me 😂
0:10 leaves me in tears every time. 😂😂😂
I luv this channel I'm in tears
YouTu
Boi shut your sensitive ass up.
“I’m choosing to no longer understand English please” me when speaking
In a Sam ride, "We ain't stoppin," "WHAT THE F**K IS THAT!"
DeUgandaWey fucking dying on that part
THAT PART KILLED ME OMGGG😂😂😂
I was crying at that part😂
That part K I L L E D M E
Elmer, mom and those Spanish kids are the best characters.
Change my mind
Nice profile pic Xd👌👍
And Elmer
Sam
May I present Bryce and Sam
"I choose to not understand English please" 😂😂
This needs to be on adult swim
RandomVidz fr
Sofa Paul NO NO NO I SAID NO NO NO NO NO
Episode 2:
Donna, "We're stealing your shit"
Episode 6:
Donna, "He's stealing our shit"
"character development"
Elmer is myy FaVORAtEEEee
Me too but mine is First Elmer, not the others.
gonta gokuhara is baby I prefer the other Elmer’s. Well I love all of them but the rest didn’t try to nuke everybody. Though I do kinda feel bad for Oldest Elmer. I’ll go for the one that grew up with a heart
same here
Elmer:*dead inside*
freshberry 5 same
He also says “please” after every sentence :P
freshberry 5 gotta love him though xD
I was just watching neighbourhood patrol
DudeRyanDude omg same!! hahahahah
DudeRyanDude they need to bring it back!
Cameron Porter 420 i agree
DudeRyanDude ii
DudeRyanDude
Why is Elmer kinda hot.
Yes, hello I like pink he is though
Yes, hello I like pink I KNOW, HES A FULL COURSE MEAL
He is
Yall some thirsty anime teens
@@petergriffinsnuts1326 aren't we all?
*"I'm choosing to no longer understand English, please."*
ELMER!!!! YAAAAAAASSSSS
K
I think I’m going to become an Ewber driver.
"how much for the water fountain?"
"how much you got?"
"I got two dollars and a bowl of sugar-free candy?"
"SOLD"
*claps*
I love their reactions when they realize what’s happening XD
kinda reminds me of ‘a wadded of five and a slim-fit c0nd0m.’
can you imagine getting in an Uber and seeing Brandon in the drivers seat !!
According to this video, it would be the best and last drive of your life
Worth every government owed penny 💖
This is the best episode yet
☻Here's My Opinion☻ very good Opinion☻
PUT THAT CANDY BACK
NicKVenTs I AM NOT BUYING YOU ALL THAT METH
no
NicKVenTs TRY ME BITCH
I ain’t not buying you shit!
I AINT BUYING YOU SHIT
One of the only good youtuber with quality,original context still left doing UA-cam
There are still plenty be more optimistic its just that they dont have that much recognition as others
“I’m choosing to no longer understand English, please.”
THE WHOLE FREEKING WORLD CLICKED THIS AT THE SAME TIME AND IT WONT LOAD😖😖
Tia C that actually does happen, doesn't it? I'm not sure, I'm too poor and stingy for wifi or data so my shits wack regardless
lengua muerta How are you even on UA-cam then?
Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru 3g's free, lotta buffering though
Tia C or Ajit Pai won and No Net Nuetrality is in affect
UA-cam broke again.
"Assholes come in all sizes."
-Donna
Omg Elmer!
"It's like a taxi cab service, but your driver could be any race"
*i am choosing to no longer understand english please*
M E
"Ewber" 😂😂😂
"I'm gonna need you to turn on the A.C, por faver" 😂😂
Ronnië Januszki 😂😂😂
I think Elmer is my favorite character of all time
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Sam:get in front of me and see my reaction
Who else dies while watching
yes I'm typing this comment beyond the grave right now
yeah i look like the ex wife that died in the back seat right now
UA-cam Account Everytime,and then don't watch it for a long time so I can laugh at things that I haven't laughed at the first time.
greetings from heaven
*I a l w a y s d i e*
This channel is the only thing keeping me from killing myself
s a m e
*s a m e*
Facts
Cookie
Same
Sam is my favorite character! IM SO HAPPY I FOUND THIS CHANNEL!!
4:24 , gets me every time
I called Sam rides but they didn't answer
Jorge Yanez ikr
Quiero ver resetas de ensaladas
the second outfit he had on.....i have that exact same shirt
I had the same one too but it was blue and white
m e l it's from Target right
Kingdom Athlete yep
Sam: I'm gonna need you to turn on that AC poor-favor.
Elmer: *turns on AC*
Sam: heater now please.
Elmer: *turns on heater*
Sam: okay, I'm gonna need that air again.
Elmer: *I'm choosing to no longer understand English please...*
Porfavor*
I looked at this comment before the scene was about to see it
“Imma need you turn turn that AC on poor favor”
I really am starting to think donna is the same person as donovan
Potato Master Donovan could be her son
I think it's their cameraman, Gabriel Gonzales who plays Donovan.
3:05 OMFG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! 😂
IKR
SAME OMFG
3.06
3:06
I was dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I fucking lost it at "what the fuck is that?"
Killer Rated HAHAHA YES
1:39
When someone finds me in my most elaborate spot while playing hide and seek
Donna is honestly grandma goals 😂
Okay, I'm being serious, this guy's channel literally saved my life. I live in a depression since my grandmother died recently and I got a lot of stuff at school too. This is the only channel that I can look up to when I'm feeling suicidal.
Thanks Brandon, and your pals.
Hope you’re better my guy
*W T F I S T H A T*
Mike Gillespie I died
I died
I died
I died
I died
Omg Sam being a uber in this makes so much since with the newest video "When gays say be right there"
Donna’s ferociously uttered *”FUCK”* in the beginning already has me hooked.
Love this
Love Brandon rogers😂😂😣❤❤
rodgers😂😂
TM & COMPAÑÍA ik it was autocorrect but was to lazy to fix it
Now, we are all lazy to correct that.
All the fan girls do too
Just paused at 0:11 to answer a phone call and Donna's face, oml 😂😂
Jade Sparks I pause and pressed what you told me to press and it's not pretty
3:06 donna's reaction 😂😂😂😂
I know
I agree I can't stop laughing
WAT THE FUK IS TAT
🤣🤣🤣🤣 shit on her face
Elmer hates his jobs
I think the one job he liked was when he was a park ranger in the Day at the Park video.
3:05 IM fucking dying😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
Same
wtf is theeaat 😂😂😂
Dude same 😂😂😂😂
I DID TOO HAHAHA
3:06 WTF IS THAAAAAAAT?????
I love how even though this show is about Sam, Brandon Rodgers doesn't hesitate to put cameos of his other characters into the series
50%: 3:05 omg I'm wheezing!
50%:anything else
Diabetus* lmao
I have sugger free candes SOLD
CLAP CLAP WAIT ITS OUR FUCKING FOUNTEN
Sugar* candies* fountain* Jesus Christ kid learn to spell
Little Bananas did you just like your own comment cuz thats really funny
+Little Bananas learn how to spell*
PiinkAdri x it can be learn to spell, or learn how to spell. It doesn’t really matter which you use.
Nagato OBITO 6 SIXPATH PARTNER clearly didn’t like it but I don’t want to start a feud here so I’ll just say yeah I liked it