Yeah, and those people are always elitists who think only their opinion on music is valid. That's why I love so many stupid bands though. Its like a middle finger to those kinds of people. Hell, I once had a metal elitist tell me that my musical opinions are invalid because I did a Slayer cover and Slayer "aren't a good band" apparently. Yeah all those people can go sit on a thumb tack. Or, I guess the micropenis mentioned in this song would have a similar effect.
Things that makes me comme back to this song every week or so: -the clapping -The "i just pissed on myself" -the dild-olo -those lyrics i can relate too... fuck!
Its funny, because even though the lyrics are laughable, the actual music is really good. Edit: My musical taste has evolved these past couple of years, still think it's head bang worthy
How are they laughable? I'm glad lyrics are relatable for once. I honestly can't pee in a urinal when there are others around... I much prefer a stall.
" When you google the lyrics to a banger of metal song -- excepting it to be brutal &bloody; but it turns just to be a song about the lead singer telling you personal facts about himself and a cry for help."
My wife hates this genre but I love it and I love her. Out of my love for her, I played this just now and lovingly read the lyrics to her. She didn't smile on the outside, but I'm sure she's LMAO'ing on the inside. Thank you Brojob for strengthening our relationship.
I watch this at work where everyone can see my screen in full view. Someone in HR wants to talk to me. They're probably going to tell me how much I changed their lives with this song.
Dear employee, You are receiving this notice because you have changed our lives with this song. It is an amazing piece of art. It has inspired us to look deep within ourselves as individuals of the Human Resources Department. Unfortunately, because of your violation of our IT policy, effective on the 28th of September, your service as an employee will be terminated for cause. At this time, we will only serve as a neutral reference, providing only information such as verifying title and dates of employment. It is on you to notify your new employer of your reason for termination, something which this letter will serve as record of. Upon your last day of employment we will not provide you with severance nor will you have eligibility status for unemployment insurance. But you will get a set of tic tacs as our send-off gift. May the rest of your employment be satisfactory. Human Resources
Garrett Jeffreys damn getting laid off sucks my parents got laid off and it sucks. Everybody is a fucking number. I should make a band about the corrupt government and how we are all a Cog in the machine. My vocals could use some work😅 but when I get the money and time I wish to learn guitar
I mean, I am. But Satan is an allegory for self. Self is god. Basically it's just an ideology based around not being an asshole and not being willfully stupid. Also, tentacle porn. Not related to the above point, I just thought I might be losing y'all for a second.
Moshing around my room with my wireless headphones at night & my room mate walks in unplugging the Bluetooth adapter to hear what I'm thrashing to. They haven't walked back in to my room since
We describe it as😀 A tic tac A grain of rice A muffin A second belly button Reality Tiny man Man it sucks but that's it No really that was all I could think of
I was hanging out with a friend who's a metalhead and I couldn't focus on the conversation because this was playing in my head. I played it for him and he loved it.
It's always been hard for me to get into deathcore when the songs are always about violence and killing, but BROJOB have finally given me some deathcore I can relate to
one of the best lyrics i have ever heard! and i found you when watching steve T reacting to women reacting to extreme metal! well done mates! i really enjoyed this one, and not only the lyrics but the music too! it all sounds awezome with hillarious lyrics!
People say metalcore is nothing but nose, I disagree. This piece is so beautifully made. The amazing singing, the clean perfect guitars, the calming steady beat of the drums, and most of all The very inspiring and emotional lyrics
Ah this is so hilarious and i have no idea why I'm living for this right now this is so good this is ART nothing but ART lol I'm going to make my friend listen to this
im gonna blow some of your guys' minds. The background with all the clapping emojis has the same affect as the "3D Seeing Eye" books that were very popular in the 90s. If you look it up, you can learn how to do it, and can actually do it during that intro scene.
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"Metal takes itself way too serious"
-everyone
@@nykal1510 alot of people do...
Nykal yeah many people say that bullcrap
Yeah, and those people are always elitists who think only their opinion on music is valid. That's why I love so many stupid bands though. Its like a middle finger to those kinds of people. Hell, I once had a metal elitist tell me that my musical opinions are invalid because I did a Slayer cover and Slayer "aren't a good band" apparently.
Yeah all those people can go sit on a thumb tack. Or, I guess the micropenis mentioned in this song would have a similar effect.
@@TrashDeviant I'm not an elitest I do find it stupid that people do that aswell it gets annoying after a bit
@@nykal1510 I say that
"THIS IS THE SOUND OF A THOUSAND CLAPPING ASSES" those are the greatest lyrics ive ever heard
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Fr lolll
Same 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
"HE GOT A PEEK AT MY DICK 👹" 0:40
0:57 this song is FIRE
So do I head bang or twerk???
vincent g alcorta
Both.
vincent g alcorta LMAO
Head bang my ass as I twerk
Twerkbang
yes
When Nobody roasts you:
“Fine I’ll do it myself”
I'll call myself short if no one else will XD
when you fit in 'too much'
xD
Pulling an 8 mile act 3 on yourself before any punk gets the chance to, also counts as self love. Dont let anybody tell you otherwise
@@SeaskiCyclone nah you short
"I JUST PISSED ON MY SELFFF!!!" *headbanging furiously
You did? Me too
If you didn't you wouldn't have pissed yourself
When your favourite artist writes a song about you
Same
Same
Weird
Same
Same
HOWIE IS THE BEST CUDDLER OF ALL TIME. Source - sharing a tour bus 3 years ago and fondly thinking about it every night to date
Andrew Baena fuck yea
Adorable. Two djenty bois snuggling.
I would like your comment but it is 666 likes
@@melkerrosell795 you can like it now
Hope you enjoyed my probe
Loved the Giant Dad t-shirt 10/10
Haha you Said it was coming this month and you were right
i love you
That fucking clapping cracks me up every damn time lmao
I love the giant dad shirt
*Save video in:
☑ Music
☑ Memes
☑ NSFW
☑ Relatable
Lol same folders
Same
@@Fedico7000 This made me expel air out of my nose because I found this *FUNNY*
Things that makes me comme back to this song every week or so:
-the clapping
-The "i just pissed on myself"
-the dild-olo
-those lyrics i can relate too... fuck!
Same with the last two parts
"THIS IS THE SOUND OF A THOUSAND CLAPPING ASSES!!" Im dead
Same here man XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD THAT'S SO DUMB!!!
Tipperoni Pepperoni I died laughing.... The best part, it had nothing to do with anything else in the song. Just a great way to open up.
666 likes
i will like as soon as u get to 999
that's the joke!
I sent this to my friends and they haven't talked to me in a week
O my
Send again
OMG your profile picture
You call that friends? lol
I think you mean ex-friends.
The vocals and music are so great, and the lyrics are hilarious. 69/10 would recommend
69 likes wow
I can not like bcs 420 likes
I think you mean 420/69
I rate it 80085/10
@@superman2957 your comment did not get the respect it deserved.
When Satan is that one bullied nerd in high school.
So true
Sad-an?
No seriously. This is as hard as it gets
The darkest lyrical song in metal history.
Nah I think that's Daddy by KoRn
Yeah I agree that korns daddy is worse
@@sheb_nigurepur wooosh
And also anti-christian lyrics for sure.
@@thomasmussmann8321 Hi DooM brother
Just the intro kills me “THIS IS THE SOUND OF A THOUSAND CLAPPING ASSES” 😂😂😂
What does it mean
aibansharai lyngdoh it means that a thousand asses are getting clapped
I know right I was like, hey this is a sweet groove then what the fk did he say? rewind.
@@dedjent6362, you mean they are getting bang
aibansharai lyngdoh they’re being spanked probably
*My therapist 15 years from now:*
So how did this mad descent in the pits of deathcore start?
*Me:*
Call me when it’s oval
The clapping emojis made that 10x funnier than it already was
I tried to have a conversation with my mom and I was laughing the whole time because this was playing in the background 😂😂😂
That happened to me before with my grandma
XD
Brojob: “This is the sound of a thousand clapping asses”
Me: “Go on”
Then it's a thousand and one
Stevie T. sent me here.
Me too bro. Im disappointed that there is no Taylor Swift here.
Me too
I dOnT uNdErStAnD tHe LyRiCs
I just watched his reaction video. Made me want to listen to this song again. Haha
Same
Its funny, because even though the lyrics are laughable, the actual music is really good.
Edit: My musical taste has evolved these past couple of years, still think it's head bang worthy
Alex Draxer yesss that's what I'm saying lol. Music is heavy and just groovy af.
Indeed!
How are they laughable? I'm glad lyrics are relatable for once. I honestly can't pee in a urinal when there are others around... I much prefer a stall.
00000000000000000000
No. This is shit
If there weren't any lyrics, I would have thought this was just a sick metal song 😂😝🤘
True mate 👍
i mean it is...
@Metalhead66613 He means the lyrics hit too hard, I relate.
I want to believe this is the topic of all metal I can't understand.
It is
" When you google the lyrics to a banger of metal song -- excepting it to be brutal &bloody; but it turns just to be a song about the lead singer telling you personal facts about himself and a cry for help."
Me: "Teacher, may I go to the bathroom, please?"
Teacher: "No, you may not."
Me, 1 minute later: 0:58
Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thats me bro😂😂😂😂😂😂
Put it at 2x and see how it goes
Well don't you mean 0:58 seconds later?
I would like you comment, but it has exactly 666 likes rn.
teehee-weenie.
SpinScissor WE HAVE A VICTOR
SpinScissor holy shit you won the internet
I'll smoke your Lil Smokie.
Proud of yourself?lol
Everyone go home puns are done
My wife hates this genre but I love it and I love her. Out of my love for her, I played this just now and lovingly read the lyrics to her. She didn't smile on the outside, but I'm sure she's LMAO'ing on the inside. Thank you Brojob for strengthening our relationship.
Never have I wanted to be a part of a twerk moshpit more in my life
Hahahahahaha
LMAO
THANKS FOR A MILLION PLAYS BBYS
Nope, thank you guys for making great stuff
Well deserved bros!
I feel aggresively identified by this song
Np bruh
Discovered you guys through this song just a few weeks ago. Keep up the awesome work!
“Some guys describe it as a tic-tac”
😂🤣
But there’s not a mini version of that
It's more like a grain of rice
I feel you homie
@@ianrogers4370 some people stop because they have to look twice
It's sort of like a teenie tiny muffin
"I just pissed on myself"
I officially lost it
I watch this at work where everyone can see my screen in full view. Someone in HR wants to talk to me. They're probably going to tell me how much I changed their lives with this song.
Lurid Requiem fucking hilarious
Dear employee,
You are receiving this notice because you have changed our lives with this song. It is an amazing piece of art. It has inspired us to look deep within ourselves as individuals of the Human Resources Department.
Unfortunately, because of your violation of our IT policy, effective on the 28th of September, your service as an employee will be terminated for cause.
At this time, we will only serve as a neutral reference, providing only information such as verifying title and dates of employment. It is on you to notify your new employer of your reason for termination, something which this letter will serve as record of.
Upon your last day of employment we will not provide you with severance nor will you have eligibility status for unemployment insurance. But you will get a set of tic tacs as our send-off gift.
May the rest of your employment be satisfactory.
Human Resources
Garrett Jeffreys you sound like you are coming from experience
Garrett Jeffreys damn getting laid off sucks my parents got laid off and it sucks. Everybody is a fucking number. I should make a band about the corrupt government and how we are all a Cog in the machine. My vocals could use some work😅 but when I get the money and time I wish to learn guitar
Dark Scream
Eh, I did get let go before. But it wasn’t a termination for cause. Lol
"Metalheads are satanists"
No we are not! We are just perverted!
That we can't deny
I mean, I am. But Satan is an allegory for self. Self is god. Basically it's just an ideology based around not being an asshole and not being willfully stupid.
Also, tentacle porn. Not related to the above point, I just thought I might be losing y'all for a second.
no i'm also a satanist
@@xenogorwraithblade2538 amen! 🙏🖤
pff...
I love the part where he says "it doesn't get much harder than this" then says "no seriously this is as hard as gets"
I've showed this to my no english-speaker friend, he said "Caralho a letra deve ser toda satanica(Dang it the lyrics must be satanic)
Kkkkk boa
Compreensível
JAJASJKAJAJA me paso lo mismo cuando se lo mostre a un amigo xDDDDDDDD
If he said "que caralho foi isso" would make more sense, but yeah.
@@fredriksvard2603 Hail Satan! 🤘
My older brother showed me this song and told me I would relate...
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Y'know, those lyrics were really thoughtful. So inspiring I could cry.
I look up Slayer and I get THIS.
WHAT THE HECK, UA-cam?
Also this is hilarious.
Nobody:
YouTUBE Recomendations: "Look guys, this guy watches memes and listens to metal. Let's make him happy cuz he definitely have depression"
Moshing around my room with my wireless headphones at night & my room mate walks in unplugging the Bluetooth adapter to hear what I'm thrashing to. They haven't walked back in to my room since
I JUST PISSED ON MYSELF
PubPlays Machinima FUCK.
PubPlays Machinima should have been "I just pissed on my balls"
Reference to the song, or did you actually piss yourself?
FFFUUUCCCKKK!!!
PubPlays *FUCK!!!!*
Dildjent?
Shranal
Deathcoral
No didlojent
Djentdo
Solo?
I thought that the coop with Rings Of Saturn would be called 'Exploring Uranus' or something like that. Still awesome, but I'm a bit disappointed...
AccountOfTroll maybe when they feature Ian 😂😂
AccountOfTroll "Interplanetary Orgy"
AccountOfTroll "interstellar reach around"
AccountOfTroll "inter-galactic ass-play"
AccountOfTroll destruction of Uranus
People in 1930: I bet there will be flying cars in the future!
The future:
Honestly, I'm fine with that tradeoff.
Yep tia
Dildo guitar?
The way the vocals captures pure distress is what most of the other "serious" bands dream of capturing.
Great story arc, really hits home
Stevie T brought me here and I did not regret this adventure.
me too
I appreciate u anso same here dood😎 Stevie T is the best bruh
Terryberry has alot to answer to according to my therapist haha
Yea me too
Fax
Dildo solos need to be in all mainstream songs
I've never heard a song hit so close to home
I can't believe this was 5 years ago. I remember this coming out like it was just last year
Am I the only one a little obsessed with 2:50 how he powers through ''it's like it doesn't even exist'' sounds fucking brutal. Love it.
This is the zenith of meta music. There is nothing beyond this masterpiece
"This is the sound of a Thousand Clapping Asses" I'm Fucking Dead
I can feel the song coming deep into me
I JUST PISSED ON MYSEEELF *BREAKDOWN*
Came here from a Stevie T video. Could not be less disappointed, this SLAPS
this is like dethklok but if Nathan started hitting the c-c-c-cocaine like ol dr rockzo
We describe it as😀
A tic tac
A grain of rice
A muffin
A second belly button
Reality
Tiny man
Man it sucks but that's it
No really that was all I could think of
Haha 69 like but I was the 70th
@@yeeboi3094 I was so confused when I saw this in my notification box and forgot that was my old yt account
@@kingnyandam2506 lol
@@yeeboi3094 Don't belive me? Now you do
@@picklemouse1111 I belive you because if it wasnt your old account nobody would of replied honeslty
This is literally the greatest thing I’ve ever come across, I will forever have this engrained in my head
I found about this song during my Shift at work. The looks of my coworkers when i suddenly laughed out loud was priceless
My fiance showed me this song but made me figure out what they were saying before she told me the lyrics.
I did not expect this lol
W fiance, keep her
This entire band is the dankest of memes given lyrics and instruments. Godspeed, fellow friends.
a classic never gets old.
This shit popped up in my spotify discovered weekly playlist today and I about fell out of my chair, bravo.
Im more of a thrash metal guy but this is beautiful. Even the vibrator solo. Truly magnificent
I like to start my day picturing an actual set of 1,000 clapping asses in my minds eye. That is true enlightenment...that's my center, my zen.
You can see it in real life. Just go to a Justin Beiber concert
I never would have thought I would see a metal vocalist wearing a dark souls shirt that is amazing
I was hanging out with a friend who's a metalhead and I couldn't focus on the conversation because this was playing in my head. I played it for him and he loved it.
I wish more serious metal songs had production quality like this.
You know shit’s good when Mike The Music Snob gives it a plus sign
I never laughed so hard at such a hardcore song!😂 keep it up guys!!🤘
It's always been hard for me to get into deathcore when the songs are always about violence and killing, but BROJOB have finally given me some deathcore I can relate to
"no seriously this is as hard as it gets"
I'M DEAD
I hate how the solo is unironically amazing
Lol the Hu Tao pfp made this comment so funny!
Waow instrumentals are so good and so heavy.. love the atmosphere and the lyrics just makes it even more meaningful...
Really funny lyrics, great riffs and vocals and the solo is awesome.
I rate it 1000 clapping asses out of 10
The instrumentals are so good though!
This got me into death metal
This might be the greatest thing ever created, how come I just find this now...
No body gonna comment on the Giant Dad shirt from dark souls at 2:05 ?
The legend never dies.
I'm crying.
Explain this, atheism.
Glückwunsch - 幽玄 Some dudes playing hilariously homoerotic deathcore
Wrong.......
Words of God.
Checkmate!
.
That doesn't even make sense
In a world of cheesy love songs and Ed Sheeran bullshit, finally a song I can relate to.
one of the best lyrics i have ever heard! and i found you when watching steve T reacting to women reacting to extreme metal!
well done mates! i really enjoyed this one, and not only the lyrics but the music too! it all sounds awezome with hillarious lyrics!
I have music playing in the background while I work... I nearly shit my pants laughing, I was not ready for this.
People say metalcore is nothing but nose, I disagree. This piece is so beautifully made. The amazing singing, the clean perfect guitars, the calming steady beat of the drums, and most of all
The very inspiring and emotional lyrics
Now i see why my dad sent me this 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I sent this to my dad
Lucas has the GIANT DAD shirt on - SOULS FANS UNITE !!!! \m/\m/
Lucas also has Solaire tattoo i believe
Synth Runner praise the sun
God you're a cringefest
Praise the sun!
\[T]/
The sick double kick and lyrics and everything is amazing lmao
i found this yesterday and i've listened to in almosty a hundred times already
Hurry up and get Phil Bozeman on a collab
Leights 180
Duuuuude. That would be so dope
Leights 180 too bad he and Trevor will never do it. Trevor of all should be on a song but I guess he's "grown up" now.
This song deserves way more views
ITS TEN SECONDS IN AND IM SOBBING 😂😂😂
This is one of those things I wish I could watch for the first time again
Officially one of my favorite songs
Because of the first lyric, *everything* you hear *after* it is what a thousand clapping asses sounds like.
Ah this is so hilarious and i have no idea why I'm living for this right now this is so good this is ART nothing but ART lol I'm going to make my friend listen to this
The clapping in the background is hilarious
Can’t believe I am 2 years late to this party!?
im gonna blow some of your guys' minds. The background with all the clapping emojis has the same affect as the "3D Seeing Eye" books that were very popular in the 90s. If you look it up, you can learn how to do it, and can actually do it during that intro scene.