Itasha? Waifu car hell!

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  • Опубліковано 11 вер 2024
  • Alexi visits the ”Itasha Heaven" event at Odaiba and attempts to explain what these lewd waifu-wrapped itasha are to normal people while attempting to conceal his true power level.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 10 тис.

  • @Wanderer_of_Sol
    @Wanderer_of_Sol 3 роки тому +1724

    I'm guessing it was a surprise to this guy when a lot of weebs showed up to his car channel. He's explaining anime like the algorithm wasn't going to inevitably slip this into my recommendations between a 30 second clip from what might be a hentai and a top 10 anime betrayals.

  • @diobrando4199
    @diobrando4199 3 роки тому +2424

    American car: Amesha
    Italian car: Itasha
    Russian car: Russia

    • @TheAmubis
      @TheAmubis 3 роки тому +299

      Rushia

    • @willchen19920929
      @willchen19920929 3 роки тому +74

      @@TheAmubis the car horn sound is 初号機's banshee scream

    • @ai00436
      @ai00436 3 роки тому +107

      @@TheAmubis boing boing

    • @elantoni2186
      @elantoni2186 3 роки тому +43

      @@ai00436 An elite say:
      Oppai boing boing nono

    • @ai00436
      @ai00436 3 роки тому +1

      @@willchen19920929 yes

  • @KamenRiderBlackSun
    @KamenRiderBlackSun 3 роки тому +3660

    Host: says he doesn’t want to be there
    Also host: naming 80% of the anime on the cars...

    • @astraalula9754
      @astraalula9754 3 роки тому +552

      He's a tsundere

    • @CollectWithRyan
      @CollectWithRyan 3 роки тому +200

      We are all secretly weebs in some way 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @EsKimoS0
      @EsKimoS0 3 роки тому +37

      @@CollectWithRyan I'm not, I consider modern anime degeneracy and a post-failed industry

    • @CollectWithRyan
      @CollectWithRyan 3 роки тому +114

      @@EsKimoS0 don’t you have some vodka to drink and some hacking to do?

    • @EsKimoS0
      @EsKimoS0 3 роки тому +50

      @@CollectWithRyan hack what? Your ip, I already have it

  • @DJScootagroov
    @DJScootagroov 4 роки тому +6061

    Acts like he's not into anime.
    Knows every character on display.
    Okay dude.

    • @MyFictionalChaos
      @MyFictionalChaos 4 роки тому +525

      I was like "wow hes being really respectful and even educating us" and then he names every anime character and series, even touhou and vocaloid characters 🤔

    • @1MotoXRacer1
      @1MotoXRacer1 4 роки тому +444

      @@MyFictionalChaos He just doesn't want to admit he's a degen like us.

    • @MyFictionalChaos
      @MyFictionalChaos 4 роки тому +16

      @@1MotoXRacer1 ;)

    • @FUBuddy
      @FUBuddy 4 роки тому +116

      i was pretty offended at some of the characters he knew and skiped over konosuba and chunibyu

    • @Megalomaniakaal
      @Megalomaniakaal 4 роки тому +135

      blames viewers for voting for him going there, was the one to put the poll up in the first place: sneak 100.

  • @Breakdown5297
    @Breakdown5297 4 роки тому +2920

    Imagen if someone brought a Panzer IV with "Girls und Panzer" stickers on it

    • @peterrice8825
      @peterrice8825 4 роки тому +136

      YES YES YES YES,
      YES!

    • @thealecexperience1087
      @thealecexperience1087 4 роки тому +13

      Siiiiii

    • @ridhosamudro2199
      @ridhosamudro2199 4 роки тому +147

      Oh, you mean the dudes at 0:55?

    • @Breakdown5297
      @Breakdown5297 4 роки тому +27

      @@ridhosamudro2199 the guys in the helmets? yea, pretty much

    • @charlielilley8033
      @charlielilley8033 4 роки тому +18

      i have a panzer iv currently loaning it to a tank exhibit in london shame im not in japan or this would be a done last yaer sort of thing

  • @iTBanKG
    @iTBanKG 4 роки тому +3963

    He's not into anime
    Also Him:
    Emilia is best girl

  • @yourneighbour5738
    @yourneighbour5738 4 роки тому +648

    0:54 "Wrong time period Hans, but we are already here might as well check out those automobiles"

    • @vladdraghici7237
      @vladdraghici7237 4 роки тому +28

      Them motorised wagons.

    • @boostaddict_
      @boostaddict_ 4 роки тому +9

      @@vladdraghici7237 *der motorwagen

    • @shabaaalam8532
      @shabaaalam8532 4 роки тому +3

      I see 444 likes therefore I shall not like.

    • @ikmal017
      @ikmal017 4 роки тому +2

      They're looking for Girls und Panzer

    • @hodarov1564
      @hodarov1564 3 роки тому +1

      "These Sherman designs are really getting out hand hans"

  • @davoa_25
    @davoa_25 3 роки тому +924

    9:08 “..everybody gets murdered brutally, it’s quite good”
    I was dying when i heard this

  • @Terminator-ow5oe
    @Terminator-ow5oe 4 роки тому +2171

    4:26 Even when she's a sticker on a car, Rem can't have a Subaru

  • @wetarbedfatass
    @wetarbedfatass 5 років тому +9118

    UA-cam: so you like anime?
    Me: yeah
    UA-cam: and you like cars too?
    Me: yeah...why?
    UA-cam: *Feast your eyes*

    • @Vshzn
      @Vshzn 4 роки тому +93

      Same

    • @Kawabungus
      @Kawabungus 4 роки тому +23

      Same I was looking at some for a just yesterday lmao

    • @4lderion
      @4lderion 4 роки тому +32

      Same, i think youtube reading our mind

    • @not_autistic_336
      @not_autistic_336 4 роки тому +25

      they got me good

    • @azumailsizatore
      @azumailsizatore 4 роки тому +15

      There’s other people like me, very well

  • @HUMMER1301
    @HUMMER1301 7 років тому +4118

    Pimp My Waifu.

  • @10poundsofcarp
    @10poundsofcarp 3 роки тому +583

    0:54 when the car meet is at 4 but you still have to counterattack the americans in a belgian forrest at 5

    • @periodicdragonflare5572
      @periodicdragonflare5572 3 роки тому +48

      Explains why there’s a lot of Girls und panzer fans not Girls and Sherman

    • @gazelle8431
      @gazelle8431 3 роки тому +12

      @@periodicdragonflare5572 girls und Cromwell

    • @blueskdragonFX
      @blueskdragonFX 2 роки тому

      HANS, DU BIST EIN WEEB!

  • @Tatranskiy
    @Tatranskiy 5 років тому +1553

    0:55
    Hans : Franz !
    Franz : Ja ?
    Hans : I think we're lost
    Franz : Scheisse !

    • @MrCrack98
      @MrCrack98 5 років тому +92

      "Ich glaube wir haben uns verlaufen"

    • @KuroOldAccount
      @KuroOldAccount 5 років тому +40

      *Sheiße

    • @blaqstar
      @blaqstar 5 років тому +8

      I lol so hard fuck mang

    • @miku39chan
      @miku39chan 4 роки тому +22

      Kuro 2427 soll das ein Scherz sein?
      Or are you just brain damaged?
      *Scheisse

    • @raufmeister
      @raufmeister 4 роки тому +19

      *Laughs in german*

  • @I_hunt_lolis
    @I_hunt_lolis 5 років тому +2805

    0:54 german soldiers casually walking arrond in japan

    • @F0X_H0UND
      @F0X_H0UND 5 років тому +464

      They got lost after a secret Nazi time travel project went awry.

    • @LANSl0t
      @LANSl0t 5 років тому +10

      holy shit i didnt even catch that

    • @Tadotoka666
      @Tadotoka666 5 років тому +9

      PzKpfw VI Tiger ausf. H1 wait what

    • @rachelslur8729
      @rachelslur8729 5 років тому

      👍

    • @christhompson4950
      @christhompson4950 5 років тому +5

      Something’s about to go down

  • @Desalation
    @Desalation 4 роки тому +1717

    My whole Forza Horizon 4 garage in a parking lot

    • @senseisoup2655
      @senseisoup2655 4 роки тому +55

      Me too, including my nfsh garage too

    • @CarlosLopez-ty3ql
      @CarlosLopez-ty3ql 4 роки тому +22

      Disgusting

    • @CLuBLioNx
      @CLuBLioNx 4 роки тому +136

      @@CarlosLopez-ty3ql Cultured*

    • @TheseBombsOnly
      @TheseBombsOnly 4 роки тому +8

      Every racing game I own.

    • @TouchTheRazor
      @TouchTheRazor 4 роки тому +21

      No need to feel ashamed 🤣 literall like 735 out of the 750 cars I have are anime livery....the rest are just stock that I haven’t touched 🤣

  • @javierstewbean7503
    @javierstewbean7503 3 роки тому +216

    0:55
    “Look Fritz, I like that one. It’s nice”
    “Gunther, you’re right let’s take a picture of it”
    “We should get back to the time machine soon. It’s been three minutes of desertion”

    • @Mark-ib7uq
      @Mark-ib7uq 3 роки тому +10

      *hirohito crying in the distance*

    • @watersqu315
      @watersqu315 3 роки тому +6

      Lmao😭😭💀

  • @scubaj9709
    @scubaj9709 3 роки тому +2550

    That Rem drift car is going to be Connor's when he gets into drifting

    • @athe5217
      @athe5217 3 роки тому +5

      Lol

    • @LouisSubearth
      @LouisSubearth 3 роки тому +37

      But he hates stickers

    • @ericx6969
      @ericx6969 3 роки тому +18

      he cant because he afraid of stickers if it was painted maybe

    • @scubaj9709
      @scubaj9709 3 роки тому +49

      @@ericx6969 does his love for Rem outweigh his hatred of stickers?

    • @jouzua05
      @jouzua05 3 роки тому +3

      Eat me

  • @sonofbattra1081
    @sonofbattra1081 5 років тому +2598

    i love how this guy acts embarrassed about where hes at but is still capable of listing off a ton of shows. closeted weebs man.

    • @blankblank1949
      @blankblank1949 5 років тому +353

      not just shows, he even know some characters from galge/eroge, that shows his level as an otaku

    • @dadeee7776
      @dadeee7776 5 років тому +41

      sonofbattra I agree the only ones I could list were rem miku and powerpuff girls lol I don’t know what this dude looks like but I was expecting a big guy just off his voice lol recommended is a great thing clicked on this cause I thought there’d be more then wraps

    • @dadeee7776
      @dadeee7776 5 років тому +10

      I ended up watching this whole video to see if I would get any more charachters and seen what this dude looked like lol

    • @davas3462
      @davas3462 5 років тому +96

      all weebs are embarrassed about being weeb.

    • @gaanii3376
      @gaanii3376 5 років тому +64

      Pretty much every weeb is self aware and goes over the top ironically. For the most part. Sometimes.

  • @synphilia4776
    @synphilia4776 4 роки тому +1220

    I feel like having megumin on your car is kind of a bad omen

    • @UnnamedThe
      @UnnamedThe 4 роки тому +166

      don't worry. It can only blow once a day then.

    • @Kareemisag
      @Kareemisag 4 роки тому +43

      Just be careful you never know when its going to explode

    • @ungezoockt
      @ungezoockt 4 роки тому +27

      You need a Self-destruction button. If you press it you will hear megumins speech from the battle against the killer robot (last episode first season)

    • @tomatotom984
      @tomatotom984 4 роки тому +11

      @@ungezoockt basically an IED sir

    • @kevinhanandi
      @kevinhanandi 4 роки тому +6

      So the engine just decide to explode whenever it likes

  • @molnardaniel1501
    @molnardaniel1501 3 роки тому +193

    Anything: exists
    Japan: I can make you into a
    highschool girl

  • @zangeh
    @zangeh 5 років тому +2186

    "Man with japanese titled channel proceeds to trash talk anime cars for 18 minutes while knowing what a bunch of them are from."
    You can't fool me, ya big weeb.

    • @user-wp7qo
      @user-wp7qo 4 роки тому +37

      Hahahahaha

    • @richcast66
      @richcast66 4 роки тому +63

      He did his “research”

    • @copas2096
      @copas2096 4 роки тому +59

      He knows Strike Witches, which isn't a mainstream series

    • @astari8762
      @astari8762 4 роки тому

      @@copas2096 correct

    • @Turtle9815
      @Turtle9815 4 роки тому +19

      I wouldn't say it's integral to the culture but it is hard to ignore just how big anime is, not just in Japan, but the whole world. So you can't blame people who are interested in Japanese culture to "accidentally" become a man of culture

  • @justsomeguywithasurprisede4059
    @justsomeguywithasurprisede4059 4 роки тому +1412

    0:55
    Me: Kameraden.
    Friend: Ja?
    Me: Are you sure we at berlin?
    Friend: *_Maybe_*

  • @tirpitz7958
    @tirpitz7958 7 років тому +501

    Laughed pretty hard when I saw the two guys walking around dressed as Wehrmact and Red army soldiers, "Ivan vere did I park ze panzer" "Blyat Hans I no know"

    • @techpassion4126
      @techpassion4126 7 років тому +10

      Your comment is the best one I've seen by far. Why so low? Have my thumbs up and get up there Finland Ball! ^^

    • @dilan234
      @dilan234 7 років тому +1

      FINLAND BALL jajjaja lol

    • @bryanmartinez6600
      @bryanmartinez6600 7 років тому +3

      7:32 Polka playing in background :D

    • @julienverveer748
      @julienverveer748 7 років тому +1

      it´s that girls und panzer car right? hahahaha

    • @KarlKarlex
      @KarlKarlex 7 років тому

      FINLAND BALL The what time stamp?

  • @alphawolf4714
    @alphawolf4714 3 роки тому +536

    I am a car nut AND I enjoy Itasha culture. Turning my red s197 Mustang into Kiryu Coco right now.

    • @---jw8mg
      @---jw8mg 3 роки тому +22

      make a video about it when you are finished

    • @alphawolf4714
      @alphawolf4714 3 роки тому +9

      @@---jw8mg Yeah. That's a good idea.

    • @lexxx89
      @lexxx89 3 роки тому +6

      nice decision

    • @DxmYum
      @DxmYum 3 роки тому +11

      Poor thing , it deserves better

    • @joelshajan8706
      @joelshajan8706 3 роки тому +4

      Oh come on,that car deserves better than some vtuber. At least put a decent character on it...

  • @quocle2850
    @quocle2850 7 років тому +1698

    "Alexi visits the ”Itasha Heaven" event at Odaiba and attempts to explain what these waifu-wrapped itasha are to normal people while attempting to conceal his true power level."
    Greatest description ever

    • @thetableflip
      @thetableflip 7 років тому +11

      Just scrolled down to comments to say exactly that!

    • @Wildchildinc
      @Wildchildinc 7 років тому +29

      You sir have best profile pic....

    • @devil__002
      @devil__002 7 років тому +49

      Alexi closet weaboo confirmed

    • @alderxjambo
      @alderxjambo 5 років тому +1

      i know that face on your pfp from one very erotic anime series

    • @bukanmatin5973
      @bukanmatin5973 5 років тому

      @@thetableflip 🤣🤣🤣

  • @djthiccstar
    @djthiccstar 7 років тому +2130

    10:50 "I wonder if any of these guys have to go pick up these girlfriends from the train station with these cars. Oh who am I kidding" that had me dead

    • @mthwbridgewater774
      @mthwbridgewater774 7 років тому +34

      Dj Thiccstar for real he knows

    • @mr.actiongal1017
      @mr.actiongal1017 7 років тому

      aw

    • @mr.actiongal1017
      @mr.actiongal1017 7 років тому +4

      does Alexi have a girlfriend?

    • @fauux3872
      @fauux3872 7 років тому +39

      18:10 I'm 100% sure they are all virgins. Not meant to be rude

    • @Gohot229
      @Gohot229 7 років тому

      TOUCHE'T you hit it dead on.....!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @robbhus
    @robbhus 7 років тому +1717

    Australian man explains anime culture for 19 minutes.
    I can get behind that.

    • @kartaku132
      @kartaku132 7 років тому +23

      Robb hus maybe he related to Joey (the anime man)😅😅😅

    • @jeanbatiste
      @jeanbatiste 7 років тому

      Robb hus in

    • @WhosManIsThis
      @WhosManIsThis 7 років тому +16

      otaku auto joey have rival 😂

    • @nazlfrag
      @nazlfrag 7 років тому

      Rog Rogerson already has that covered.

    • @takcleberry
      @takcleberry 5 років тому

      Ladies & gentlemen, we got him

  • @mynameiserrol9381
    @mynameiserrol9381 3 роки тому +170

    9:43 THAT GINTAMA SUPRA IS FIRE!

  • @ninothepmanivong1285
    @ninothepmanivong1285 4 роки тому +346

    15:52 “can you imagine anyone overseas doing this to their R8?”
    Lil Uzi entered the chat

    • @CordovanSplotchVT
      @CordovanSplotchVT 4 роки тому +4

      I would have picked a better anime than Accel World, but I'd do it if I had the money.

    • @togerthetigerking951
      @togerthetigerking951 4 роки тому +4

      If I was a rich businessman I wanna paint almost half my cars with anime paint. Just gonna hide it from other people.

    • @kawaiishibe5304
      @kawaiishibe5304 4 роки тому

      sorry, i'd take the classic TT as my own car

    • @winn333
      @winn333 4 роки тому +2

      YOOO I thought the same thing💀💀💀💀

  • @-Minuano-
    @-Minuano- 4 роки тому +578

    I accidentally made my garage in the Crew 2 look like this. “Accidentally.”

    • @treo1230
      @treo1230 4 роки тому +6

      @@0uttaS1TE Me too, brother

    • @sha_skiii
      @sha_skiii 4 роки тому +8

      Same but with need for speed heat

    • @GRiiZZ
      @GRiiZZ 4 роки тому +4

      Me too, but in GTA San Andreas

    • @CatBoxGMZ
      @CatBoxGMZ 4 роки тому +2

      Same, but with GTA. And it might happen to me irl

    • @tofugakiraidesu
      @tofugakiraidesu 4 роки тому +2

      Master Oogway:
      "There are no accidents"

  • @someasiankid6323
    @someasiankid6323 3 роки тому +1549

    4:33 LMAO HE HAS A REM BODY PILLOW AS A PASSENGER

  • @Sean-dr9pl
    @Sean-dr9pl 3 роки тому +79

    "I wonder if these guys ever have to like pick up their girlfriends from the train station in these things"
    "oh wait who am I kidding"
    ouch

  • @BariBariRaida
    @BariBariRaida 4 роки тому +864

    ''I wonder if these guys have to ever pickup their girlfriends from the train station in these things...
    ...Oh who am I kidding''
    Brutal

    • @dasuku1775
      @dasuku1775 4 роки тому

      Copied comment

    • @BariBariRaida
      @BariBariRaida 4 роки тому

      @@dasuku1775 where from?

    • @dasuku1775
      @dasuku1775 4 роки тому

      Here but without the.... And brutal

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX 4 роки тому +20

      Kei Sato nah these guys get mad bitches obviously

    • @k_tess
      @k_tess 4 роки тому +10

      @@NeostormXLMAX it's Japan. How do you think they got the girl?

  • @Probe_THC
    @Probe_THC 5 років тому +631

    *Sees a middle school magical girl wearing swimsuit.
    "Japan never change. "

  • @zharpain
    @zharpain 4 роки тому +187

    "although its a rabbit hole you may not want to go down"
    we're on the internet. that ship has long since sailed. :P

  • @spandexspleen
    @spandexspleen 3 роки тому +52

    Murica: I want that car for some badass customisation with flaming skulls
    Nippon: Waifu is laifu

    • @spandexspleen
      @spandexspleen 3 роки тому +2

      @@drewp.weiner5708 Si existe un anime como ese

  • @TheseBombsOnly
    @TheseBombsOnly 4 роки тому +372

    0:54
    Hans, we have found the Girls und Panzer vehicles.

  • @kepko_
    @kepko_ 4 роки тому +589

    15:54 "Can you imagine anyone overseas doing this to their R8"
    Uzi did it

    • @topshagger8889
      @topshagger8889 4 роки тому +2

      kepko_ k on uzi mobile

    • @rafaelg6104
      @rafaelg6104 4 роки тому +1

      Top Shagger what?

    • @topshagger8889
      @topshagger8889 4 роки тому +5

      Jesus Christ look up his car it has a girl from k on

    • @rafaelg6104
      @rafaelg6104 4 роки тому +7

      @@topshagger8889 I know uzi got it on his R8, and his old R8, his Bentayga, his Urus and his Rhino USSV but my question was tf u mean by "on uzi mobile"??

    • @topshagger8889
      @topshagger8889 4 роки тому

      Jesus Christ I said K ON that’s the anime he has on his audi

  • @annona718
    @annona718 3 роки тому +661

    7:50 Of course the Konosuba car is the one that has a FTP sticker.

  • @e2rqey
    @e2rqey 3 роки тому +293

    7:51 Absolute Winner right here

  • @ffurtado97
    @ffurtado97 4 роки тому +114

    9:09 "it's one of those magical girls series like Sailor Moon, except that everyone gets murdered brutally" "it's quite good"
    13:50 also a classic in the background "caramelldansen"

    • @niteshade1235
      @niteshade1235 4 роки тому +8

      Furtado funny bc caramalldansen is actually swedish rather than japanese

  • @kawaii_trap8380
    @kawaii_trap8380 4 роки тому +508

    13:50 "japan, never change"
    I hope they wont

  • @DigitalDiscDreamer
    @DigitalDiscDreamer 4 роки тому +547

    7:04
    “Hey it’s Lightning McWeeb!”

  • @AtheosAthanatos
    @AtheosAthanatos 3 роки тому +51

    2:13 "I can't believe I know all these" I lost it XDDDDD

  • @panzer-chan69
    @panzer-chan69 4 роки тому +1307

    0:55 why the hell is there just a german soldier walking around casually

    • @adras98
      @adras98 4 роки тому +359

      even Hans is into itashas

    • @TheseBombsOnly
      @TheseBombsOnly 4 роки тому +166

      Scouting mission for Maho.

    • @Nathdood
      @Nathdood 4 роки тому +97

      panzer show

    • @stocchinet
      @stocchinet 4 роки тому +152

      They are there to show their Kettenkrad fully plastered with anime waifus, what else?

    • @TheseBombsOnly
      @TheseBombsOnly 4 роки тому +6

      @@stocchinet yes

  • @4boyscouts
    @4boyscouts 3 роки тому +456

    13:05 someone is blasting levan polka.
    13:50 someone is blasting carameldansen.

    • @loota5772
      @loota5772 3 роки тому +35

      0:34 someone is blasting We Are!

    • @rdjvu_dorifto
      @rdjvu_dorifto 3 роки тому +3

      Alexi is goin to get copyclaimed

    • @NotTheDAHASAG
      @NotTheDAHASAG 3 роки тому

      Ye i noticed polka, thought that im hearing things

    • @katyusha1283
      @katyusha1283 3 роки тому +20

      07:34 someone blasting säkkijärven polkka

    • @SovietPaul
      @SovietPaul 3 роки тому +3

      @@katyusha1283 it's not just the OST, it's from the anime itself.
      You can hear Mika talking a few clips earlier

  • @evausmorad77
    @evausmorad77 3 роки тому +762

    15:51 "Can you Imagine anyone overseas doing this to their R8?"
    Lil Uzi: "I think I can!"

    • @nantez7935
      @nantez7935 3 роки тому +45

      Uzis r8 looks sick imo

    • @TmanT321
      @TmanT321 3 роки тому +8

      paymoneywubby did this ages ago it was hilarious lol

    • @youngdaggerdih
      @youngdaggerdih 3 роки тому +6

      I was thinking the exact same thing.

    • @DiscreetHobo
      @DiscreetHobo 3 роки тому +7

      I mean... DeadMau3 has a ferrari wrapped in a Nyan cat livery

    • @gavinmcconnell9504
      @gavinmcconnell9504 3 роки тому +11

      I mean Uzi has a lil more than an R8 wrapped in anime...
      Bugatti Veyron wrapped cowboy bebop themed.

  • @fondrive
    @fondrive 3 роки тому +79

    "if you're considering unsubbing because of this video, please don't"
    jokes on you I'm into that shit, have a sub
    reminds me of jeeps in my home country having a whole assortment of anime decals on them

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator 3 роки тому

      What country is that?

    • @fondrive
      @fondrive 3 роки тому +3

      @@thecianinator Philippines, been a while since I've been back but a quick glance and you should spot some anime references on public jeeps here and there lol.

  • @MrSuave_
    @MrSuave_ 5 років тому +1173

    "If your considering unsubbing because of this video..."
    ohhh no,
    I subscribed because of this video

    • @Verpal
      @Verpal 5 років тому +84

      It is rare that non-anime fan UA-camr actually review these car in a straight face, do his research, and doesn't do it in a sarcastic/judgmental way.

    • @MrSuave_
      @MrSuave_ 5 років тому +2

      @@Verpal Very true

    • @unnoetigkeit
      @unnoetigkeit 5 років тому +4

      same haha

    • @tsunsu
      @tsunsu 5 років тому +24

      This came up in my feed 2019 wish it was sooner i love the anime and cars. Two of my faverit things.

    • @MichalCieply44
      @MichalCieply44 5 років тому

      #metoo

  • @hwan7928
    @hwan7928 4 роки тому +853

    "When weebs have money"

    • @Username-or9nr
      @Username-or9nr 4 роки тому +29

      More like that’s all they spend their money on

    • @Ales9004
      @Ales9004 4 роки тому +2

      User name :(

    • @LandoCalRizzian69
      @LandoCalRizzian69 4 роки тому +3

      Blaaaaded angel?

    • @Random1nesss
      @Random1nesss 4 роки тому +5

      When Weebs are car guys

    • @Dr_Telfort
      @Dr_Telfort 4 роки тому +1

      @@Username-or9nr it's 1.5-5k depends on the quality its not cheap at all

  • @amacheez3270
    @amacheez3270 4 роки тому +1167

    The combination of anime and car fan is literally Initial D.

    • @yeoldeseawitch
      @yeoldeseawitch 4 роки тому +40

      or its more intelligent and cultured cousin, wangan midnight

    • @pandaguzman664
      @pandaguzman664 4 роки тому +2

      Wangan midnight is better

    • @pandaguzman664
      @pandaguzman664 4 роки тому +3

      @ali ahnaf if tried watching initial d multiple times I never get past a few minutes in the first episode

    • @googleuser6916
      @googleuser6916 4 роки тому +2

      It’s more like what you just watched. It was painful

    • @amacheez3270
      @amacheez3270 4 роки тому +2

      is Wangan Midnight good??

  • @Rinkusu
    @Rinkusu 3 роки тому +61

    "If you were considering unsubbing because of this video, please dont."
    Nono, this deserves a sub

  • @TamaNatsume
    @TamaNatsume 7 років тому +789

    *looks at loli on car
    "japan never change"

    • @ClicheGamer_
      @ClicheGamer_ 6 років тому

      Tony 😂

    • @PrincipalityofZeon
      @PrincipalityofZeon 6 років тому +17

      "Looks at loli thru nori channel"
      "FBI crashes through toilet for arrest"

    • @RevenantAD
      @RevenantAD 6 років тому +4

      Tony well Japan's legal age of consent is 13

    • @neurofiedyamato8763
      @neurofiedyamato8763 6 років тому +16

      Age of consent by national government is 13. Every province have it higher. Anbd you have to follow the provincial age of consent. The national age of consent basically means the province can't set it below 13 for whatever reason.

    • @derPetunientopf
      @derPetunientopf 5 років тому +1

      @@neurofiedyamato8763 Oh, interesting to know. In my country national legislation overrules the federal one (Ger). Didnt know that there are people doin it the other way around.

  • @Vauun
    @Vauun 7 років тому +634

    Listening to Noriyaro try to explain all of this while concealing his power level is the best thing I've seen all day.

    • @MrTeutje303
      @MrTeutje303 7 років тому +88

      I can just feel the immense otaku culture knowledge leaking out

    • @BIPICY
      @BIPICY 7 років тому +94

      The fact he knew a character from an eroge is enough for us to know. Subtly share the depth of his knowledge :^)

    • @Vauun
      @Vauun 7 років тому +70

      "Y-Yeah guys, H-game players don't get girlfriends"
      [Muffled, pained laughing]

    • @gear9242
      @gear9242 7 років тому +128

      "If I know what's on these cars I'll try and point it out."
      Describes to us 80% of the wraps in detail.

    • @Will_M600
      @Will_M600 7 років тому +30

      :')))) hes as weeb as any of us
      ONE OF US ONE OF US

  • @samityyy
    @samityyy 4 роки тому +394

    0:55 two germans casually walking around

    • @kahiruo
      @kahiruo 3 роки тому +51

      Don't mind them, there just a man of culture

    • @mimijeet9921
      @mimijeet9921 3 роки тому +4

      Lol

    • @rior2678
      @rior2678 3 роки тому +21

      They look like tribes came here to spy on cars and go back and report to their landlord

    • @bosipatrol
      @bosipatrol 3 роки тому +5

      I bet the were the ones with the GuP KMM car

    • @sooryan_1018
      @sooryan_1018 3 роки тому +1

      They do be searching for the real JDMs - Mitsubishi Zero

  • @samnene
    @samnene 3 роки тому +38

    I respect anyone rocking with their Itasha. Amazing lvls of confidence.

  • @Alexander_Hodge
    @Alexander_Hodge 3 роки тому +572

    Anything: Exists
    Japanese people: Make it a highschool girl!

  • @amahlaka
    @amahlaka 4 роки тому +227

    I love how at 7:35 you can hear “Säkkijärven polkka” playing in the background.
    Clearly there is someone there who loves Jatkosota-school from Girls Und Panzers

    • @nhmk2355
      @nhmk2355 4 роки тому +6

      Arttu Mahlakaarto they are playing the whole movie lmao.

    • @r3zaful
      @r3zaful 4 роки тому +4

      Where's the perkelewagon

    • @aleksifrmdao
      @aleksifrmdao 4 роки тому +6

      torille!

    • @aleksifrmdao
      @aleksifrmdao 4 роки тому +6

      voi vittu unohin et on se vitun koroona

    • @BeyondTheGraveTakai
      @BeyondTheGraveTakai 4 роки тому +3

      Torille :DD

  • @Fazz321
    @Fazz321 3 роки тому +251

    "Oh, know this one, it from those wierd erotic dating sims."
    "And how do you know that?"
    "Well... it's... just... happend?"

  • @gazzgaspay4841
    @gazzgaspay4841 3 роки тому +31

    4:28 That rem car is magnificient

  • @exukvera
    @exukvera 3 роки тому +118

    1:35 The most normal-looking car of the event.

  • @Mezzy..
    @Mezzy.. 4 роки тому +226

    I actually unironically would like to collect these cars

    • @Ravenhar
      @Ravenhar 4 роки тому +7

      I would honestly get one of these if I had a car and about 5 thousand euro for a wrap

    • @supercomputer0448
      @supercomputer0448 4 роки тому +3

      I wouldn't take one of these if you pointed a gun at me. The only one I want was the rusty metal one.

    • @ballpointbic58
      @ballpointbic58 4 роки тому +2

      Get help.

    • @Ravenhar
      @Ravenhar 4 роки тому +13

      @@ballpointbic58 You're allowed to like your ballpoint pens. Leave us enjoy our anime and cars

    • @captainstag8189
      @captainstag8189 4 роки тому

      Im probably gonna make a hotwheels car out of this

  • @Cookiem0sta
    @Cookiem0sta 7 років тому +320

    that for a guy who forced himself to be there, you really know your Anime and Vocaloids lol I respect you!!!

    • @Cookiem0sta
      @Cookiem0sta 7 років тому +9

      D'Avell Same here bro xD I would settle for like some smaller decals but still be to embarrassed to drive around lol

    • @SincoolKira
      @SincoolKira 7 років тому

      "school love live" (or whatever the name of the animu was) and he implied they are vocaloids as well. I don't think you're right.

    • @davell1078
      @davell1078 7 років тому +2

      Sandulescu Dragos well maybe he knows Love Live by it's video games. As far as I know Love Live is very popular in Japan, but you know how is that. People that it's not into it doesn't really know much about it.

    • @kylem9569
      @kylem9569 5 років тому

      Even then, it still isn't the same as Vocaloid considering the fact that they are truly virtual idols while Im@s and LL both have IRL seiyuus

    • @arziel340
      @arziel340 4 роки тому

      I whould now how many otakus going super sayain or starting ww3 if this cars take a smash
      ^•^)> *waifu wars*

  • @FordTough2013
    @FordTough2013 3 роки тому +61

    Interesting thing is this seems to be picking up popularity in the US. I've been to quite a few car meets recently that have involved itasha cars. One specific one that sticks out to me was seeing this done on a Dodge Ram 1500. Dude even uses it as a work truck still.

    • @b.pmedia4539
      @b.pmedia4539 2 роки тому +3

      If you've seen Bladed Angel on UA-cam he's wrapped a C7 Corvette like this and does cruises and stuff with over itasha cars including that Ram

    • @foufoustv2060
      @foufoustv2060 2 роки тому

      It's hilarious and cool at the same time.

  • @zuko1569
    @zuko1569 5 років тому +710

    _"Oh hey what's this white sticky liquid on this anime car?"_

  • @ahhyesstoinks4058
    @ahhyesstoinks4058 3 роки тому +470

    Alexi: can you imagine someone overseas doing this?
    *American weebs has entered the chats*

    • @rizkyanandita8227
      @rizkyanandita8227 3 роки тому +5

      Isn't that basically all racecar with sponsor?

    • @lukito6581
      @lukito6581 3 роки тому +6

      Brazilian weebs has entered the chats

    • @lifeonslow
      @lifeonslow 3 роки тому +2

      Lil uzi vert’s r8

    • @winchesterchua3311
      @winchesterchua3311 3 роки тому

      Flowmotion.

    • @anthropos366
      @anthropos366 3 роки тому

      @@winchesterchua3311 LOL the Ironmouse body pillow 😂🤣🤣

  • @aribland53
    @aribland53 3 роки тому +491

    I love how he's constantly commenting that he's sorry and do not unsub meanwhile this is his most viewed video on his Chanel

    • @L.A.M.B_B4
      @L.A.M.B_B4 3 роки тому +12

      No this isn't even close to his most viewed video, his most viewed video is "initial d for real" and it has 5 million views.

    • @J-678hdj
      @J-678hdj 3 роки тому +52

      @@L.A.M.B_B4
      That’s still an anime so the point still stands

    • @CaptainFracture
      @CaptainFracture 3 роки тому

      That’s not a good thing.

    • @whitefang8329
      @whitefang8329 3 роки тому

      Good point 👍

    • @someonedifferent6374
      @someonedifferent6374 2 роки тому

      Most viewed because of the algorithm. Stay true to your core audience. Not whatever people pop in from time to time

  • @henriquesousa6089
    @henriquesousa6089 3 роки тому +26

    "If you considering on subscribing because of this video please don't" had me cracking up. I clicked the video specifically because of the anime theme.

  • @MRCLXWN03
    @MRCLXWN03 4 роки тому +933

    0:56 true men of culture, the one reason I wanna go Japan, so I can dress like a German solider

  • @krispykrep912
    @krispykrep912 5 років тому +927

    This is what Elon Musk will do on his Tesla cars.

    • @bukanmatin5973
      @bukanmatin5973 5 років тому +37

      I'm convinced, maybe someday he will mass produce something quite like this and sell it for the weeb market. Me, basically 🤣🤣🤣

    • @trapmozart9217
      @trapmozart9217 5 років тому +20

      I plan on doing this once I get a Tesla lmao

    • @rucikamila9101
      @rucikamila9101 5 років тому +6

      imagine him applying kars livery to his tesla and then throw it out into the space just like that

    • @tripwire3992
      @tripwire3992 5 років тому +2

      Can these be factory wraps

    • @arziel340
      @arziel340 4 роки тому

      No i think he is like iam and whould do Mario oder something from Zelda on it.
      Every now Elon Musk is Nintendo Fan 😁
      Nintendo 💪

  • @NRLazy
    @NRLazy 7 років тому +110

    If you listen to this at .75 speed it sounds like he's trying really hard to hold his love for anime and adult games in.

    • @CrayonsYummyYummy
      @CrayonsYummyYummy 7 років тому +1

      lmao

    • @poika22
      @poika22 2 роки тому

      If you listen to this at 1x speed it sounds like he's trying really hard to hold his love for anime and adult games in.

  • @elsevillaart
    @elsevillaart 3 роки тому +117

    This guy talks like he is been followed by a FBI agent the entire video......"i mean look at these lolis I know all their names for no reason......disgusting."

    • @noriyaro
      @noriyaro  3 роки тому +95

      His name is Phil. Sometimes I leave Netflix running at night so he has something to watch.

    • @elsevillaart
      @elsevillaart 3 роки тому +7

      @@noriyaro lol, sounds like great guy.

    • @kahiruo
      @kahiruo 3 роки тому +2

      @@noriyaro so there really was a FBI agent following you?

    • @salvyballacc
      @salvyballacc 3 роки тому +2

      It's ok Phil knows all the names but Phil says it's Honest work 😏

    • @stalincat2457
      @stalincat2457 2 роки тому

      after 16:32 he even looks behind him, lmao!

  • @kkfine5631
    @kkfine5631 4 роки тому +172

    "I wonder if these guys have to pick up their girlfriends from train station with these things"
    "Oh wait who am I kidding"
    goddamit

  • @sarcasm-83
    @sarcasm-83 4 роки тому +89

    9:03 Fun fact; The girls names in Girls und Panzer, Aki, Mika and Mikko are all popular male names in Finland.

    • @amahlaka
      @amahlaka 4 роки тому +4

      Sarcasm yup, i nearly died of laughter when i watched it.

    • @ScuffedBassist
      @ScuffedBassist 4 роки тому +2

      Indeed

    • @sirvidame9914
      @sirvidame9914 4 роки тому +3

      This supports the fact that Finland isnt real, it's just a japanese fishing port

    • @anh413
      @anh413 4 роки тому +1

      Sarcasm this will result in two way:
      1-Oh uhm this is weird
      2-EVEN BETTER

  • @MinTieS.
    @MinTieS. 7 років тому +401

    noriyaro do more mate. It's just another side of Japanese car culture which we don't often seen outside of Japan.

    • @uncleputes
      @uncleputes 7 років тому +9

      I get odd looks for having subtle ita on my motorcycle

    • @E2Moto
      @E2Moto 7 років тому +4

      It is "ita" so no need for shame. :)

    • @divecolosio4988
      @divecolosio4988 6 років тому

      I dunno, there's this car tv show i always watch called 'Samurai Wheels' on that english japanese news channel.
      Maybe should take a little peek, see how it does for you.

  • @kajetanbawelnoswiat
    @kajetanbawelnoswiat 2 роки тому +7

    some trivia for you, the company at 14:33 uses the μ character as the coefficient of friction, but μ, specifically μ's is the name of the idolgroup under the Love Live! franchise, and that's derived from muse as the ancient Greek goddesses of inspiration and arts
    you can see it on the next car at 14:48, right above the rear fender

  • @nnnyel
    @nnnyel 4 роки тому +373

    13:54 caramelldansen playing in the background restored a bit of life in me

    • @bubblebat
      @bubblebat 4 роки тому +26

      It's the Swedish original too, which is cool, considering that there exists a Japanese dub of it.

    • @newchangeunlisted_viewer5594
      @newchangeunlisted_viewer5594 4 роки тому +2

      @@bubblebat wait...
      THERES A JAPANESE DUB???

    • @bubblebat
      @bubblebat 4 роки тому +13

      @@newchangeunlisted_viewer5594 It sounds more Swedish than the Swedish version, and as a Swede I can truely say that that is not a good thing

    • @Harlizarrd
      @Harlizarrd 3 роки тому +1

      13:20 for leekspin in the background as well.

  • @matess3655
    @matess3655 4 роки тому +139

    13:54 Touhou wrapped GT-R as Caramelldansen plays in the background
    my miserable life is complete

    • @ViGiYT
      @ViGiYT 4 роки тому +8

      Proof that Japan understand Sweden

    • @oskcasse3034
      @oskcasse3034 4 роки тому

      Fun fact the song is how to dance like the caramella girls 😂. So come and dance with us, clapp your hands etc

    • @underii
      @underii 4 роки тому

      What does caramelldansen have to do with touhou?

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 4 роки тому +1

      Swedaboos unite!

    • @iaintmirin9936
      @iaintmirin9936 4 роки тому

      Isnt Touhou a bullet hell shooter? and how did you know it was touhou

  • @thejetblackwings3751
    @thejetblackwings3751 4 роки тому +140

    This is what Uzi’s car garage looks like on the inside

  • @sespider
    @sespider 3 роки тому +47

    "If you were planing to sub because of this video, please don't."
    I laughed so hard at that! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DreamRey
    @DreamRey 5 років тому +343

    @ 4:32 theres a body pillow in the driver seat omg xD

  • @gunlexify
    @gunlexify 7 років тому +155

    6:50 "If you are considering unsubing because of this video, please don't"
    *Subscribes*

    • @RandyButternubs917
      @RandyButternubs917 7 років тому +4

      Gunlexify Same. Subbed. I want one of these... but with dude characters? Is that a thing that can happen?

    • @Kurcoles
      @Kurcoles 6 років тому

      Gunlexify same

  • @DasByrdi
    @DasByrdi 6 років тому +131

    Stop apologizing for doing this video, You make Car videos of Japanese culture, this is the most Japanese thing I've ever seen and loved the look into the culture so good work.

    • @kirya312
      @kirya312 5 років тому +5

      “Most japanese thing I’ve ever seen” God, that’s embarrassing

    • @cykrya5156
      @cykrya5156 5 років тому

      I think this is really awesome!

  • @tvoovm7254
    @tvoovm7254 3 роки тому +6

    (6:41) I love the cars and all, but I'm going to get off topic here.
    First off, Gijinka isn't a good example of anthropomorphism. Anthropomorphism implies that an animal or object is manifesting human characteristics (like the human body). A good example of anthropomorphic characters would be Tony the Tiger, Renamon, Sonic the Hedgehog, etc. Gijinka characters are the reversed form of anthropomorphism, which means that they are 90% shown as "Human" characters having animal ears, tails, teeth, and the behavior of the animal in which the Gijinka is based on. A good example would be a Neko character (a "cat girl" Gijinka) having cat ears and a tail, while resembling to look like a human being and having the behavior between a human and a cat (like Blair from Soul Eater). There's a ton of Gijinka characters out there, so I would say that Makoto (Squirrel Gijinka) from BlazBlue will be another example.

  • @kevinmulia6503
    @kevinmulia6503 4 роки тому +120

    10:47 *OH WHO AM I KIDDING*

  • @Smosis
    @Smosis 7 років тому +152

    "everyone gets murdered brutally, it's quite good" had me laughing

    • @Smosis
      @Smosis 7 років тому +1

      not disagreeing, just made me laugh how he said it

    • @WilliamLevesqueineX
      @WilliamLevesqueineX 7 років тому +5

      I was like "NOOOOOO spoilers !!!"
      But then figured that a R-17 Mahou Shoujo show has got to be fucked in some way. So no point losing your head over... Hehe. HEHEHE.
      Ha.

    • @GRIPANDSLIP
      @GRIPANDSLIP 7 років тому

      I think I will have to watch it now. if i can find an English version

    • @WilliamLevesqueineX
      @WilliamLevesqueineX 7 років тому +1

      Watch it with subs, much better. There is a dub version I guess if you really cant deal with reading along lol. Its not great tho.
      Try 9anime.

    • @DrRyan82994
      @DrRyan82994 7 років тому

      Ursh anabi It's on Netflix with English subtitles or dub. Try both, but the English dub is only good on the movie adaptions imo

  • @jeremiahwalters3760
    @jeremiahwalters3760 7 років тому +328

    Every other sentence..."It's like WWII....but with high school girls."

    • @TrolledBy
      @TrolledBy 7 років тому +58

      everything is better with wwii and high school girls.

    • @dvulpis29
      @dvulpis29 7 років тому +30

      Japan has a weird obsession WWII. Maybe because they lost.

  • @NaughtyKlaus
    @NaughtyKlaus 3 роки тому +12

    I saw a konosuba car in my hometown in California, parked at a Denny’s. The guy worked there and showed up to Denny’s in that car. Strangest thing was that the car existed only a few months after the anime was released. It could have had the Konosuba artwork on there for much longer as far as you know.

  • @daemon8577
    @daemon8577 4 роки тому +70

    “It’s like Sailor Moon except everyone gets murdered brutally... it’s quite good” 😂

    • @oweng2290
      @oweng2290 4 роки тому +1

      Is actually great... lmao

  • @coryshriver1105
    @coryshriver1105 7 років тому +172

    6:52 nice little addition a bit in the video. "if you're thinking about un-subbing after this video, please dont."

    • @leadcloud
      @leadcloud 7 років тому +29

      Gotta cover those bases

  • @bsmemes1532
    @bsmemes1532 4 роки тому +168

    6:05 just casually playing the japanese version of erika out loud lmao

    • @tanyadegurechaff991
      @tanyadegurechaff991 4 роки тому +9

      Erika is a great song about flowers and wives and bees. To bad it’s nazi

    • @tanyadegurechaff991
      @tanyadegurechaff991 4 роки тому +4

      @Cinozzz well, thinking about the fact that germany gave me waifus like zeppelin bismarck and eugene, I cant completely disagree.

    • @inkarnation6512
      @inkarnation6512 4 роки тому

      W...T...F

    • @girthquakr
      @girthquakr 4 роки тому

      @@tanyadegurechaff991 you're not talking about the game I think you're talking about, right?

    • @ethanl524
      @ethanl524 4 роки тому

      I thought I heard that lmao

  • @chancehenderson4912
    @chancehenderson4912 3 роки тому +11

    Seeing all those cars with anime wraps fills me with pride

  • @hec-8007
    @hec-8007 4 роки тому +97

    15:50 "Can you imagine anyone overseas doing THIS to their R8?" Have you ever heard of Lil Uzi Vert?

  • @keaixiaomeinv
    @keaixiaomeinv 6 років тому +71

    "I mean... What is there not to like about... Well-endowed catgirls plastered all over your uh... your Prius? I can't think is a single thing." Absolutely perfect.

  • @Riley_Christian
    @Riley_Christian 4 роки тому +118

    6:51 "If you were considering unsubbing cause of this video please dont" LMAO Nah I subbed

  • @breakb33k900
    @breakb33k900 3 роки тому +25

    Why is the title "car hell 😐😑"?
    No, it is a car heaven.🥰😍🤤

  • @x3-LSTR-512
    @x3-LSTR-512 3 роки тому +327

    I was about to think to myself "These people have no life do they" then i thought these people are just making their car their own you couldnt see it and not have it draw attention they arent afraid to show their interests they make it their image and honestly props to them for doing so

    • @austim1681
      @austim1681 3 роки тому +13

      preach

    • @user-up7nb6id1f
      @user-up7nb6id1f 3 роки тому +12

      Painful english

    • @austim1681
      @austim1681 3 роки тому +31

      @@user-up7nb6id1f not really, the wording is actually fine. It's just the lack of punctuation that makes it weird to read.

    • @kakarusakusei6194
      @kakarusakusei6194 3 роки тому +16

      driving these takes balls

    • @kapeecoffee
      @kapeecoffee 3 роки тому +10

      Not to mention it aint cheap

  • @tuongcao7331
    @tuongcao7331 4 роки тому +367

    5:40 is that Megumin saying explosion?

    • @Chron0ClocK
      @Chron0ClocK 4 роки тому +18

      My God, THANK YOU! I've been hammering my head trying to remember the name of that anime for 3 months now.

    • @Glooooooooed
      @Glooooooooed 4 роки тому +16

      @@Chron0ClocK KO-NO-SU-BA!

    • @DJ-Tekkuneon
      @DJ-Tekkuneon 4 роки тому +9

      Finally a man of culture meguminn is my waifu EXPLOSION

    • @DJ-Tekkuneon
      @DJ-Tekkuneon 4 роки тому +1

      And yes it is

    • @ornvjxgffks9047
      @ornvjxgffks9047 4 роки тому

      No? I'm not sure what your seeing

  • @superamach
    @superamach 7 років тому +185

    Japan is weird. But I love it.

  • @aldenwalkley8550
    @aldenwalkley8550 3 роки тому +11

    "What is there not to like about well-endowed cat girls plastered all over your prius"
    - noriyaro 2017