Ned Luke's (Micheal De Santa) Favorite GTAV Line

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  • @clarkejoseph49
    @clarkejoseph49 3 роки тому +33321

    I thought it would be, “STOP FIRING ROCKETS AT MY HOUSE!”

    • @uhhuh4665
      @uhhuh4665 3 роки тому +189

      @@WorstSpieler whoosh?

    • @PuhlReshaped
      @PuhlReshaped 3 роки тому +423

      @@WorstSpieler yeah Franklin might of said it but if you keep firing rockets at Michael's house he will literally call you and yell "STOP FIRING ROCKETS AT MY HOUSE!" then hang up.

    • @WorstSpieler
      @WorstSpieler 3 роки тому +227

      @@PuhlReshaped My mistake then, I forget a thousand things everyday, I shouldn't forget this.

    • @randomdude3025
      @randomdude3025 3 роки тому +78

      @@WorstSpieler your name suits you man

    • @tazman8756
      @tazman8756 3 роки тому +33

      @@WorstSpieler best come back ever lol

  • @BrotherSham
    @BrotherSham 7 місяців тому +4264

    "I'M A PRODUCER! NOBODY FUCKS WITH MY FILM!" Is my favourite Michael line

    • @Slenderslayer351
      @Slenderslayer351 6 місяців тому +113

      "My wife is getting screwed by a yogi. Now I'm getting screwed by a yogi!"

    • @Chancherpancher
      @Chancherpancher 6 місяців тому +9

      The Line where Devin Weston betrays Michael after Devin says, "No he can't do something, pal! It's an inevitability!"

    • @pickchickens5286
      @pickchickens5286 6 місяців тому +5

      yeah, I was actually happy for Michael that he found a legit job he was passionate about, thats why I hate Devin for trying to ruin it for him

    • @JohnWall-lj1mx
      @JohnWall-lj1mx 6 місяців тому +5

      ⁠@@pickchickens5286me to most of the game he’s either depressed or stressed out so him actually finding something that genuinely brought him happiness and pride made me feel happy for him

    • @ThatOneCarPerson
      @ThatOneCarPerson 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Slenderslayer351 "FUCK THAT, I'M A PRODUCER! NOBODY FUCKS WITH MY FILM!"

  • @ignapro7492
    @ignapro7492 8 місяців тому +616

    My favorite line: I'VE SEEN SOME BAD DRIVERS BUT YOU! WHOO HO HO!

    • @BR0K3NJAY-999
      @BR0K3NJAY-999 4 місяці тому +10

      😂😂😂😂

    • @1SilverDollar
      @1SilverDollar 18 днів тому +3

      "YOU SHOULD GET SOM HELP WITT THAT PERSONALITY OF YORS"

    • @_LucasRP
      @_LucasRP День тому

      😂😂

  • @ThaLittleSpark
    @ThaLittleSpark 5 місяців тому +759

    "My boat... my boat..." Classic right there

    • @Tacommander
      @Tacommander 4 місяці тому +13

      “its just a thing!”

    • @demonyrs5297
      @demonyrs5297 3 місяці тому

      @@Tacommander”my boat”

    • @tara-mw8xm
      @tara-mw8xm 2 місяці тому +10

      ​@@Tacommander my boat...

    • @TheCompleteStranger
      @TheCompleteStranger 2 місяці тому +10

      ​@@tara-mw8xm"PlEaSe StOp DoInG tHaT!"

    • @The-Red-Reaper
      @The-Red-Reaper 2 місяці тому +3

      @@TheCompleteStrangerLook I F#caked up that was a really bad judgment call 😢

  • @sylograyt2695
    @sylograyt2695 3 роки тому +4892

    "But I did kidnap his wife!"
    (Michael suddenly Italian) "Ohh noo!"

    • @supra_racer
      @supra_racer 2 роки тому +131

      My favorite line by far in the game 🤣

    • @Cubikle
      @Cubikle 2 роки тому +34

      Exactly what I was thinking

    • @Fallen_Chimera
      @Fallen_Chimera 2 роки тому +92

      "Ohh no ohh shit THE FUCK DID YOU DO!?"

    • @Shisnobi
      @Shisnobi 2 роки тому +45

      @@Fallen_Chimera "I just told you what the fuck I just did..."

    • @semu8030
      @semu8030 Рік тому +1

      @Nate Warren wtf?

  • @thefaterix
    @thefaterix 11 місяців тому +2417

    The "Nama-go fuck yourself." was and always will be an iconic classic in GTA V.

    • @HelperBot
      @HelperBot 6 місяців тому +12

      That goes as hard as Trevor for Ms madrazo

    • @DivineShogun
      @DivineShogun 6 місяців тому

      Agreed

    • @n91312
      @n91312 6 місяців тому

      No

    • @salazar556
      @salazar556 6 місяців тому +1

      I use it all of the time. 😂

    • @Digi7878OMG
      @Digi7878OMG 5 місяців тому

      I love it😊

  • @LawyerGoodman
    @LawyerGoodman 6 місяців тому +579

    “You’re a good kid Franklin”

    • @CaliJose209
      @CaliJose209 6 місяців тому +10

      Blocked

    • @ags4353
      @ags4353 5 місяців тому +4

      You could have done better

    • @Kenkoy-b7
      @Kenkoy-b7 8 днів тому

      Tru faaav

  • @yeezplayzzz4108
    @yeezplayzzz4108 6 місяців тому +146

    My favorite Line from Michael is “this is Franklin the son I’ve always wanted”

    • @Trash01_
      @Trash01_ 3 місяці тому +6

      Same bro it’s cannon with ending b too

  • @coltsbattleshow
    @coltsbattleshow 2 роки тому +5892

    “DAVEYYY HOW YA DOIN”

  • @anthinee8275
    @anthinee8275 3 роки тому +3953

    man I love that he is so grateful for voicing character on a game that made history. Man's still going today on tiktok lmao

    • @rudra.m
      @rudra.m 3 роки тому +141

      Man he is not a voice actor, he is the whole gta

    • @anthinee8275
      @anthinee8275 3 роки тому +3

      @@rudra.m I knew but I didn't put it in

    • @TheFifthJack9709
      @TheFifthJack9709 3 роки тому +127

      @@rudra.m also litterally not a voice actor, he is an actor

    • @rudra.m
      @rudra.m 3 роки тому +1

      @@anthinee8275 no problem bud

    • @herozero8677
      @herozero8677 3 роки тому +26

      No offense but he is an actor, like the guy behind Micheal’s animations

  • @KestlerTV
    @KestlerTV 8 місяців тому +284

    “Don’t listen to, what’s his name? BossManFuckTheWorld or whatever”

  • @antoniocardoso2483
    @antoniocardoso2483 7 місяців тому +51

    "You wake up one day, and your legs, they just give, and you just can't run anymore."

    • @Bactaa
      @Bactaa 2 місяці тому +1

      Just played that mission today 🤣🤣

    • @user-bj5tf9vs9l
      @user-bj5tf9vs9l 24 дні тому

      For a second I thought that was Franklin’s but I remembered he just repeats that line after you choose option B

  • @vigilantclips5912
    @vigilantclips5912 3 роки тому +11115

    'That's a 9mm semi-automatic...'

    • @XprinceofpersiakingX
      @XprinceofpersiakingX 3 роки тому +1050

      "...pushed against your skull"

    • @TKMacsta
      @TKMacsta 3 роки тому +644

      @@XprinceofpersiakingX “ah ah, don’t look around. You just keep driving where you’re going.”

    • @fordguy2836
      @fordguy2836 3 роки тому +33

      Yeeeesssss bro

    • @MrRAGE22
      @MrRAGE22 3 роки тому +288

      @@TKMacsta hey come on man this is repo job

    • @TKMacsta
      @TKMacsta 3 роки тому +241

      @Pepperoni pizza man “and looking at the way you’re going about it, my guess, you’re working a credit fraud.”

  • @carljohnson621
    @carljohnson621 3 роки тому +2960

    Mine was when he was in Trevor's trailer when Ron comes in and asks for Trevor's whereabouts
    "He's probably out there... drinking human blood or... eating household pets"

  • @pato6738
    @pato6738 6 місяців тому +23

    "I'm rich, I'm miserable. I'm pretty average for this town" got stuck in my head thanks to that trailer with Radio Ga ga as it soundtrack

  • @Justin.12427
    @Justin.12427 2 місяці тому +19

    My favorite line from mission Dead Man Walking “BACK FROM THE DEAD MOTHERF***ER!!!

  • @nsxa93
    @nsxa93 Рік тому +2845

    *jumps out of blimp as blimp hits building and explodes*
    “Daaaavvvyy! How ya doin’?”

    • @hxrry011
      @hxrry011 Рік тому +104

      darkviperau viewer found

    • @unusualusualities3209
      @unusualusualities3209 11 місяців тому +55

      About as good as can be expected.

    • @jackraider1039
      @jackraider1039 11 місяців тому +12

      ​@@unusualusualities3209I have no idea what you're talking about.

    • @NotSoOriginalKid
      @NotSoOriginalKid 9 місяців тому +6

      ​@@jackraider1039it's the line Davey says after Michael's line

    • @jackraider1039
      @jackraider1039 9 місяців тому +4

      @@NotSoOriginalKid No I'm saying Michael's line. I just said it with better grammar.

  • @feinsanity
    @feinsanity 3 роки тому +1225

    Honestly the Stockholm syndrome joke was one of the funniest moments Michael had

    • @michaelhoward142
      @michaelhoward142 3 роки тому +69

      Too bad most players don't understand what it means.

    • @jamesgordon9825
      @jamesgordon9825 3 роки тому +15

      Yeah that actually is my favorite line of the whole game.

    • @veiserexab1428
      @veiserexab1428 3 роки тому +29

      It's true though, The hostage falls in love to a kidnapper

    • @nathanoates5310
      @nathanoates5310 3 роки тому +18

      Yeah that was THE joke I didn’t get when I was younger and fucking died at when I played it through again last year

    • @j.stretcher
      @j.stretcher 2 роки тому +18

      i get the joke but it's not THAT funny is it. i mean it's barely even a joke, he's just bringing up stockholm syndrome

  • @ballistix9110
    @ballistix9110 6 місяців тому +14

    Speedrunners’ favorite line: DAVVEYYY!

  • @1oddentity
    @1oddentity 6 місяців тому +14

    "Imunna break your fuckin fingers you don't knock that shit off"

    • @TheoEditz
      @TheoEditz Місяць тому +7

      "Well please you'll aliviate the bordom"

  • @MarcoVenustus
    @MarcoVenustus 2 роки тому +2333

    "You're a good man. I can see it."
    "We need your eyes examined then"
    That's my favorite one

    • @sartbimpson4519
      @sartbimpson4519 2 роки тому +26

      My favorite mission

    • @LuisLopez-nv2sx
      @LuisLopez-nv2sx Рік тому +23

      You need your eyes examined then*

    • @xanderwood2654
      @xanderwood2654 9 місяців тому +2

      What mission is this on? Don't remember

    • @jinsauce2969
      @jinsauce2969 9 місяців тому +1

      @@xanderwood2654minor turbulence i think

    • @benjaminklapproth2913
      @benjaminklapproth2913 8 місяців тому +5

      @GIGACHADWorldM: „Oh, Trevor got his wife.“
      F: „Trevor‘s got a wife?“
      M: „No no, the Mexicans’ wife.“

  • @WinterNukeYT
    @WinterNukeYT 3 роки тому +5139

    "You forget a thousand things everyday" is to Ned Luke as "I'll Be Back" is to Schwarzenegger.

    • @SexyPug
      @SexyPug 3 роки тому +167

      Schwarz means black...
      So Schwarznegger means....

    • @uptheworker
      @uptheworker 3 роки тому +44

      @@SexyPug
      uh oh
      Uh Oh
      UH OH

    • @universal_wisdom3416
      @universal_wisdom3416 3 роки тому +28

      @@SexyPug
      I’m gonna say the N-word

    • @chrisi7127
      @chrisi7127 3 роки тому +70

      @@SexyPug Schwarzen Egger

    • @SexyPug
      @SexyPug 3 роки тому +60

      @@chrisi7127 the heck you say to me

  • @cadengericke5652
    @cadengericke5652 6 місяців тому +20

    “WHY don’t you take a MOMENT, while you’re sitting on that BIG fat pile of CASH to chill the FUCK OUT! And realize what’s DONE is DONE!”
    That’s my favorite line. Just the way it was said was gold

    • @hjlplayzz4611
      @hjlplayzz4611 4 місяці тому +3

      The big score subtle approach. Trevor: WHATEVER!

  • @jmjtv92
    @jmjtv92 6 місяців тому +17

    Mikey to Franklin: Don't ever have kids 😂

  • @mouadmoulou-6247
    @mouadmoulou-6247 Рік тому +2481

    " I dont claim to be an angel , but you meet Trevor , Franklin , you'll swear I am an angel "

    • @steele_heart77
      @steele_heart77 7 місяців тому +22

      Who the fuck is Trevor Franklin and why would I wanna meet him?

    • @iceice0000
      @iceice0000 6 місяців тому +19

      Franklin is the real angel

    • @FVLMEN
      @FVLMEN 6 місяців тому +11

      That line was the shit. Except for the fact that Trevor was never that bad as they made him out to be

    • @quanboi420
      @quanboi420 6 місяців тому +21

      @@FVLMENwhat😳

    • @erikcopeland
      @erikcopeland 6 місяців тому +2

      That was easily my favorite line from Micheal.

  • @tonynasaofficial
    @tonynasaofficial Рік тому +1851

    I loved the part where Michael tells Trevor on how he's a hipster lmao legit best part of the game in my honest opinion

    • @judeac
      @judeac Рік тому +56

      OMG YES LOL. i have a friend who claims not to be a hipster even tho he 100% is, that dialogue hit too close to home 😂

    • @CaesarCeez
      @CaesarCeez 10 місяців тому

      Lester the Molester bro!

    • @CMadden3
      @CMadden3 9 місяців тому +50

      "Face it Trevor! You are... the PROTO-HIPSTER!"

    • @irrelevanttwat
      @irrelevanttwat 8 місяців тому +24

      If you fail that checkpoint of the mission Trevor calls Michael a narcissist with a whole ass essay

    • @kaleidoscopegaming7261
      @kaleidoscopegaming7261 8 місяців тому +2

      I love that convo as well lol

  • @pablogarcia2696
    @pablogarcia2696 6 місяців тому +55

    mi favorite line is:
    “why did i moved here… i guess its was the money…”

  • @CertifiedLoverBoy7
    @CertifiedLoverBoy7 3 місяці тому +2

    “I’ll tell you one thing T. I’m getting too old for this nonsense” is my favorite line

  • @GunsNGames1
    @GunsNGames1 2 роки тому +819

    "I just hope you have proper hatred for yourself."
    -Micheal De Santa, 2013.

    • @ivanl4380
      @ivanl4380 Рік тому +1

      You should see a doctor for that shit.

    • @coldplayfan6070
      @coldplayfan6070 Рік тому +23

      Those are some of the lines that we don't see in the subtitles. You know, when make them punch someone, do something stupid.

  • @davidjmc1923
    @davidjmc1923 3 роки тому +601

    My favorite line of his is: "Bounce. Is that what we're doing now, we're bouncing? Jesus fucking Christ." Right after him and Jimmy pick up from his dealer at Burger Shot. 😂👌

    • @madamebkrt
      @madamebkrt 3 роки тому +5

      I love that one 😂

    • @plty3931
      @plty3931 3 роки тому +4

      IKR HAHA

    • @MariusBoss11458
      @MariusBoss11458 3 роки тому +14

      Big Smoke: Same things make us Laugh, make us Crah. But right now we gotta take care of our biness, go see your Brother at the Cemetery, c'mon let's bounce.
      Michael: Bounce? We're Bouncing now? Is that what we're doing? Jesus Fucking Christ.
      Lamar somewhere: YoU'rE dRaHvInG!

    • @jaydenkirby7757
      @jaydenkirby7757 3 роки тому +6

      @@MariusBoss11458 Lmfao

    • @quincykelly9113
      @quincykelly9113 Рік тому +1

      The way he emphasized the B in bounce lol made me laugh too first time hearing it

  • @ryanlim6803
    @ryanlim6803 5 місяців тому +3

    "I DONT SEE YOU COMPLAIN ON THE TO WAY TO THE FUCKING BANK!"

  • @trashcompactorYT
    @trashcompactorYT 6 місяців тому +4

    "Does he help the fuckin poor?" I actually love that line so much lol

  • @XxIronAvengerxX
    @XxIronAvengerxX 11 місяців тому +455

    My favorite line from Michael is, “Why do you exist!?” 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @1stwonder788
      @1stwonder788 8 місяців тому +16

      THIS WAS A NICE CAR!

    • @irrelevanttwat
      @irrelevanttwat 8 місяців тому +9

      HEY YOU, REALLY?

    • @voidpointer398
      @voidpointer398 7 місяців тому +23

      I have seen a lot of bad drivers but you! OH HOOO

    • @dasiagraves1050
      @dasiagraves1050 7 місяців тому +8

      ​@@voidpointer398 I love that I love him.

    • @Snaaake_Beater
      @Snaaake_Beater 7 місяців тому +9

      Why oh why do you exist

  • @lottji
    @lottji Рік тому +162

    I kinda like the "you forget a thousand things every day" line. It speaks to Michael's love of cheesey movies

    • @MadaraUchiha-ly8wr
      @MadaraUchiha-ly8wr 6 місяців тому +5

      I can't believe he hated that line. I'd like to say that to someone some day😅

    • @demonslayer5122
      @demonslayer5122 6 місяців тому

      ​@@MadaraUchiha-ly8wrLike Ned said, it was the only line they made him say exactly how it was written.

  • @Bunkstertx98
    @Bunkstertx98 6 місяців тому +4

    I didn’t know he improvised that line “Nama-go f**k yourself” that just makes it even funnier 😂😂😂😂

  • @whoknows8223
    @whoknows8223 5 місяців тому +3

    My wife laughs everytime Michael hits another car and he says: "you little shiat!"

  • @d15c0m
    @d15c0m 2 роки тому +1007

    "I'm sorry bro, she said you had an arrangement."
    "You and I are gonna have and arrangement, I'm gonna arrange your fucking funeral!"

  • @fettycheese2498
    @fettycheese2498 3 роки тому +1831

    “Did you kill him?”
    “What kind of fuckin animal do you take me for? No I didn’t kill him!”
    “oh my god.”
    “But I did kidnap his wife!”
    “OOHH-“

    • @Pepper1770
      @Pepper1770 2 роки тому +37

      He killed his ear poor ear didn’t stand a chance

    • @presleyg8399
      @presleyg8399 Рік тому +1

      I died during that cutscene like WTF Trevor you just fucked things up for Micheal, he didn't pull that jewelry heist for shits&giggles he was paying back Martin Madrazo for the house him and Franklin accidentally pulled down. P.S. the tennis coach should've kept his dick in his pants!!!😂👏

    • @chaoticwill2057
      @chaoticwill2057 Рік тому +6

      He said ohhhh no he turned str8 italian

    • @DocOrtmeyer
      @DocOrtmeyer Рік тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Shujaa24
      @Shujaa24 4 місяці тому

      *_proceeds to have an Italian panic attack_*

  • @user-bb9nh6ge5e
    @user-bb9nh6ge5e 6 місяців тому +8

    I respect Ned Luke I am glad rockstar chose him for gta5 to play Michael ❤

  • @Eazy-e2pac
    @Eazy-e2pac 6 місяців тому +3

    The face Ned did at the end: 🥴 sum like that

  • @divyagupta6854
    @divyagupta6854 3 роки тому +73

    "You might be an Azerbajina for all I know" that was a good improvisation 😂

  • @thatsmeatman7023
    @thatsmeatman7023 3 роки тому +492

    I wish I could experience story mode like I did the first time again

    • @roberto-pm7om
      @roberto-pm7om 3 роки тому +15

      Just don’t play story mode for like a few months and there

    • @swordfighterpiers1511
      @swordfighterpiers1511 3 роки тому +33

      @@roberto-pm7om They could be like me i can find a game i played 6 years ago and still remember most of the story and characters. Both a curse and a blessing

    • @DTunezOfficial
      @DTunezOfficial 3 роки тому +12

      @@roberto-pm7om thats not how it works

    • @gigus_chadus3590
      @gigus_chadus3590 3 роки тому +1

      With force it can be done

    • @DTunezOfficial
      @DTunezOfficial 3 роки тому

      @@gigus_chadus3590 how?

  • @ChefJeff003
    @ChefJeff003 6 місяців тому +94

    "You come into my house, take my money, and nail my wife. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?"
    I like the delivery of that line.

  • @DarkWolf-407
    @DarkWolf-407 6 місяців тому +3

    "I DON'T SEE YOU COMPLAINING ON THE WAY TO THE BANK!" was one of mine.

  • @ephraimtobing9491
    @ephraimtobing9491 3 роки тому +152

    I though it would be “IVE SEEN SOME BAD DRIVERS BUT YOUUU?!?!!”

    • @ChaseDust
      @ChaseDust 2 роки тому +11

      AHH YOU SCREWED UP MY CAR!!!

    • @Pepper1770
      @Pepper1770 2 роки тому +18

      Micheal:My boat…
      Jimmy:Dad you could just get a new one at least your son is ok? Right? Your son!
      MICHEAL: MY BOAT!!!!

    • @UnfazedVik
      @UnfazedVik 2 роки тому +7

      And then "OH HO HO"

    • @buttersstan97
      @buttersstan97 Рік тому +2

      LOL

    • @Hornet049
      @Hornet049 Рік тому +2

      "This...was a nice car"

  • @jobego6119
    @jobego6119 3 роки тому +184

    “You, Trevor, are a proto-hipster!”

    • @1stwonder788
      @1stwonder788 8 місяців тому

      I don’t give a shiT.. what I wear!

  • @Vengeance117
    @Vengeance117 6 місяців тому +3

    “Ahhh, cops. Great if I wasn’t having enough fun already.”

  • @yuhaye3986
    @yuhaye3986 6 місяців тому +4

    The fact that “Nama-go-fuck-yourself” is improvised makes it so much more funnier 🤣🤣

  • @Veroo_The_Cat
    @Veroo_The_Cat 2 роки тому +276

    "DAAAVVVEEEYYYY how you doin'"

    • @tenzinkai
      @tenzinkai 7 місяців тому +4

      "As Good As To Be Expected'

    • @hjlplayzz4611
      @hjlplayzz4611 4 місяці тому +1

      @@tenzinkaibut the news is not good

    • @LarryTheTugaGamer1511
      @LarryTheTugaGamer1511 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@hjlplayzz4611"I don't know what you're talking about."

    • @hjlplayzz4611
      @hjlplayzz4611 3 місяці тому +1

      @@LarryTheTugaGamer1511 I know you did that fucking jewellery job

    • @LarryTheTugaGamer1511
      @LarryTheTugaGamer1511 3 місяці тому +1

      @@hjlplayzz4611 "Davey, seriously, you're imagining things."

  • @zephyrprime8
    @zephyrprime8 3 роки тому +122

    It sounds so weird hearing Michael's voice from someone irl when for years your brain has attributed to a fictional character

    • @Pepper1770
      @Pepper1770 2 роки тому +6

      At least he resembles him almost perfectly minus the ageing

    • @thisislocombia
      @thisislocombia 6 місяців тому +1

      man its motion capture, the game model it's just a younger version of ned luke , oh and with better hair

    • @jindrasmutny4181
      @jindrasmutny4181 6 місяців тому

      IT IS 😂😂😂, I found it strangerly-interesting as well

  • @TheLemur1
    @TheLemur1 6 місяців тому +3

    my favorite line is during the graveyard standoff, “i’ve got more to lose than you” “never a truer word has been spoken brother”

    • @TheLemur1
      @TheLemur1 6 місяців тому +1

      gives me goosebumps just typing it out

    • @pato6738
      @pato6738 6 місяців тому +2

      I feel objectively in terms of plot, thats the best scene. The secret is out, they are "back home" both have reasons to kill each right now but against their nature (Michael doing what is necesary and Trevor acting without thinking) both stand there not shooting because of feelings

  • @TheAverageSeverideFan
    @TheAverageSeverideFan 7 місяців тому +6

    If it was message lines I’d honestly think “Is that you creeping around my house?”

  • @itsyoboiayden3979
    @itsyoboiayden3979 Рік тому +119

    "Red light, green light, Martin Madrazo, Fuck you" is my favorite line.

  • @Nicholas102103
    @Nicholas102103 3 роки тому +108

    "They came to my house lester *punches pole* my house!"

    • @johnfranks19
      @johnfranks19 3 роки тому +2

      Isn't this a Godfather line?

    • @dreamdesk7258
      @dreamdesk7258 3 роки тому +2

      @@johnfranks19 yup

    • @wokebandss5424
      @wokebandss5424 Рік тому +1

      Literally did that mission a couple of hours ago lol

    • @pato6738
      @pato6738 6 місяців тому +1

      He didn't say "punches pole"! (I'm kidding of course)

  • @kevinsrealm4330
    @kevinsrealm4330 7 місяців тому +4

    That Stockholm Syndrome line is so hilarious, shows how sarcastic Michael really is..

  • @joermnyc
    @joermnyc 3 роки тому +61

    "You forget a thousand things every day, make sure this cheesy line is one of them."

    • @cortezmartinez8659
      @cortezmartinez8659 2 роки тому +7

      Well, he does watch a lot of movies

    • @sacredstarlight9446
      @sacredstarlight9446 Рік тому +6

      It was good for the mission but yea it is a bit cheesy like out of an 80s action flick

  • @YeEpIkAiYeI
    @YeEpIkAiYeI 3 роки тому +158

    What about:
    "I've been in witness protection, and I still am."

    • @amrpalest8417
      @amrpalest8417 3 роки тому +10

      c'mon man witness protection for what no-one was convicted of anything

    • @relewave
      @relewave 3 роки тому +14

      Matto is going to hate this.

    • @pasandesilva2295
      @pasandesilva2295 3 роки тому +10

      Witness protection for what???

    • @Unknown19.19
      @Unknown19.19 Рік тому +6

      HE WASNT CONVICTED OF ANYTHING

    • @Hi-yk5os
      @Hi-yk5os Рік тому +7

      Thats greatttttttttt that’s greattttttt

  • @tenzinyeshi1133
    @tenzinyeshi1133 6 місяців тому +1

    When michael enters his house " The guy who pays all the bills have come here "

  • @kanyaseptember07
    @kanyaseptember07 7 місяців тому +5

    I thought it was "Why did i move here? I guess it was the weather."

  • @diegotrvn752
    @diegotrvn752 3 роки тому +59

    Fabian: namaste
    Michael: everybody knows whats going to happen

    • @jolyvee2164
      @jolyvee2164 2 роки тому

      "Nama-go-fuck-your-self"
      Damn, I love it

    • @diegotrvn752
      @diegotrvn752 2 роки тому

      @@jolyvee2164 beatifull words
      XD

    • @ThisIsHunty
      @ThisIsHunty 2 роки тому

      @@jolyvee2164 Michael !

    • @thabet3403
      @thabet3403 Рік тому

      Wait a minute is this a howard reference ?

    • @diegotrvn752
      @diegotrvn752 Рік тому

      @@thabet3403 😈

  • @TheJokerMan2
    @TheJokerMan2 5 місяців тому +1

    He explained that in a “Michael” way

  • @bhavypatelofficial2377
    @bhavypatelofficial2377 7 місяців тому +7

    Slow and steady T 🗿

  • @arcadia4691
    @arcadia4691 3 роки тому +63

    God Bless you Ned. But my favorite is "I'm getting too old for this nonsense"

    • @courttheshort87
      @courttheshort87 3 роки тому +4

      Because they couldn't afford "I'm getting too old for this shit."

    • @arcadia4691
      @arcadia4691 3 роки тому +2

      @@courttheshort87 Agreed.

  • @BLACK-rg9lo
    @BLACK-rg9lo 2 роки тому +70

    We can't deny the fact that Rockstar always chooses top quality voice actors for their games.

  • @yohan2968
    @yohan2968 5 місяців тому +2

    "YOU... ARE A HIPSTER!"

  • @nodafy
    @nodafy 7 місяців тому +19

    Amanda: “I dont like it”
    Michael: “Well luckily I don’t give a shit what you like”

  • @SG-ku6kw
    @SG-ku6kw Рік тому +52

    The line that Michael tells Ron after he says that he's been living off his past glories - 'Any more bullshit comes out of your mouth, you're gonna learn all about my past glories first hand, you understand?' That was a badass line 😂

  • @possibly_ben
    @possibly_ben 3 роки тому +102

    daaaaaaaavey

  • @christianmcbrearty
    @christianmcbrearty 6 місяців тому +6

    I love how the actors for Michael and Franklin still love the game and being the characters but Stephen Ogg absolutely HATES Trevor 😂

  • @roidigitalggroup1721
    @roidigitalggroup1721 6 місяців тому +32

    I love his voice

    • @rosalinamacarita01
      @rosalinamacarita01 2 місяці тому +1

      I love all 3 of them, they're all so likeable

    • @TheJoker12323
      @TheJoker12323 24 дні тому

      I can imitate his voice. I can also imitate shawn's and steven's voices. I can imitate almost every person's voice who exists in the world

  • @logger22
    @logger22 3 роки тому +30

    "I feel like I'm giving a colonscopy to the Statue of Happiness."

  • @Denes2005
    @Denes2005 11 місяців тому +44

    - Some of the government, some of it is pretty corrupt
    - Uhh… not your bit right?
    - Yes but we’re corrupt in a good way

    • @cynicalip
      @cynicalip 6 місяців тому +3

      Michael didnt say anything for, like, 3 minutes after Trevor arrives at the meeting

  • @jackjohnson156
    @jackjohnson156 7 місяців тому +1

    "Nama go fuk yaself" is the best line ever NO DEBATE!

  • @BlackEagle352
    @BlackEagle352 6 місяців тому +3

    The reason R* wouldn't allow Ned to change this particular one, because it was crucially repeated in the jewelry heist. Thus Trevor's reminision of it. And Solomon also says it in a call.

  • @nononsenseneenee7
    @nononsenseneenee7 3 роки тому +27

    "You should get some help with that personality of yours."
    lol 😂

  • @jassykat
    @jassykat 3 роки тому +194

    that line about forgetting things everyday is a reference to those corny catch frases criminals had in movies like that one in Heat "don't get attached to anything that can't let you scape in 30 seconds flat" or something... I forgot. Michael being a movie guy decided to make his own line based on those types of movies.

    • @salmonellq2981
      @salmonellq2981 3 роки тому +23

      it's from a real movie in his world

    • @MariusBoss11458
      @MariusBoss11458 3 роки тому +2

      Look at it here! You forgot what the line is 100%. Makes the You forget a thousands of things Everyday line big brain 🧠

  • @carbonracer1432
    @carbonracer1432 6 місяців тому +1

    My favorite is “I’ve seen many bad drivers but you.. woah ho ho” it so matches me

  • @Seannn.
    @Seannn. 6 місяців тому +2

    "I never claimed to be an angel, but once you meet trevor, you'll swear I am one"
    -Micheal townley

  • @joshpaul7530
    @joshpaul7530 3 роки тому +180

    Best Michael Line: Entire dialogue in 1st Dr Freidlander meeting after prologue

    • @spicyhummus
      @spicyhummus 3 роки тому +13

      He's a good kid?

    • @abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz5784
      @abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz5784 3 роки тому +24

      @@spicyhummus a- a good kid?

    • @robertlombardo8437
      @robertlombardo8437 3 роки тому +30

      I thought that first therapy session did a lot to tell us just who Michael is and was. He clearly has a hard time relating to his son because by the time he was his age, he'd already been imprisoned twice.
      That's another of my favorite lines.

    • @joshpaul7530
      @joshpaul7530 3 роки тому +24

      “These are the opportunities I had. At least I took em”

    • @atharvadate7345
      @atharvadate7345 3 роки тому +12

      @Dylan WARD If that's our standard for goodness no wonder this country's screwed

  • @Partizani99
    @Partizani99 2 роки тому +84

    his favourite line is definitely "Why did i move here ?I guess it was the witness protection"

    • @Handsome_Squidward69420
      @Handsome_Squidward69420 Рік тому +5

      Michael was never in witness protection

    • @strongcapybara5646
      @strongcapybara5646 Рік тому +2

      @@Handsome_Squidward69420yes he was wdym

    • @Zed-gj8vq
      @Zed-gj8vq 11 місяців тому

      I love the part of the story where the witnesses protected michael from Trevor during the finale of Bury the Hatchet, truly the GTA V moment of all time

    • @Partizani99
      @Partizani99 11 місяців тому

      @strongcapybara5646 obviously you have to know something about something of you couldnt tie your shoes

    • @A_youtube_channel_
      @A_youtube_channel_ 11 місяців тому +3

      @@strongcapybara5646 Witness protection for what? no one was convicted of anything

  • @cesarcastillo5544
    @cesarcastillo5544 23 дні тому +2

    “ You look like aljabajaina for all I know dave”

  • @bradylyons3281
    @bradylyons3281 11 місяців тому +33

    “ Surviving is winning Franklin everything else is Bullshit”

  • @richardthach6855
    @richardthach6855 3 роки тому +20

    “Daveeey, how ya doing?”

  • @Y0NG0D
    @Y0NG0D 2 місяці тому +1

    i love the simple line
    "OH NO" whenever trevor kidnaps the wife because he sounded oddly like mario

  • @callmemoxxie
    @callmemoxxie 6 місяців тому +1

    "Then All Of A Sudden Your Legs Give In And You Just Can't Run No More" easily my favorite gta5 quote. Has deeper meaning to me personally

  • @NuhJouseff
    @NuhJouseff 2 роки тому +30

    "STOP, shooting at my HOUSE!"

  • @Brandonrios365
    @Brandonrios365 3 роки тому +20

    I always like that thing he says when you get a near miss when driving. “You got lucky buddy!”

    • @jolyvee2164
      @jolyvee2164 2 роки тому +4

      Damn, that's one of this things why I love to play as a Michael

  • @Disable001
    @Disable001 6 місяців тому +1

    "Be very afraid, Franklin."

  • @napol2911
    @napol2911 6 місяців тому +1

    “OH U PIECE OF SHI-“ thats a good line

  • @andreskreis7132
    @andreskreis7132 Рік тому +20

    "Is he help the fucking poor? No.."

  • @DOMFRMDA_800
    @DOMFRMDA_800 Рік тому +105

    You kill,rob and screw over everyone you know and just maybe you'll become a 3 bit gangster . my favorite line

    • @Aaron_Trombone
      @Aaron_Trombone Рік тому

      “It’s bullshit, go to college, then you can rip people off, and get paid for it. It’s called capitalism”

    • @maestrofeli4259
      @maestrofeli4259 10 місяців тому +3

      and at the end of the game trevor says they've moved up the criminal ladder, they're no longer 2 bit gangsters!

  • @Mr.Mceddinson
    @Mr.Mceddinson Місяць тому +1

    “You Trevor, are a hipster!”

  • @SvenGamingForTheMoment
    @SvenGamingForTheMoment Місяць тому +1

    “I DONT LIKE THIS CAR!” -michael

  • @metinyldz8906
    @metinyldz8906 3 роки тому +5

    "Listen to me asshole, I never said I was perfect."

  • @robertlombardo8437
    @robertlombardo8437 3 роки тому +521

    My favorite line of Michael's jumps around depending on my mood.
    Sarcastic: "How fucking magnaaaaaanimous!"
    Vengeful: "See how you like it when someone fucks with your shit!"
    Biblical: "It's a foolish man who builds his house on sand, baby!"
    Okay, I'm starting to see a pattern here. But at least it's no question of what my favorite scene was.

    • @johnbisa7045
      @johnbisa7045 3 роки тому +5

      How are you Michael de Santa

    • @oshafudge
      @oshafudge 3 роки тому +5

      @@johnbisa7045 lmfao

    • @JoaoMD12
      @JoaoMD12 3 роки тому +12

      "I don't think my boy Mathew was thinking of trucks when he wrote that shit" coincidentally one of my favorites

    • @robertlombardo8437
      @robertlombardo8437 3 роки тому

      @@JoaoMD12
      Hahahaha! Exactly.

    • @meifungliew1637
      @meifungliew1637 2 роки тому

      "I always thought I was the good guy."

  • @professorboltzmann5709
    @professorboltzmann5709 3 місяці тому +1

    Ned Luke is an amazing guy ... god bless him. I hope he's also in GTA 6 SOMEHOW!

  • @Erickelpro800
    @Erickelpro800 4 місяці тому +1

    My favorite Sentence from Michael is "I see so bad drivers but you...woahhoho"

  • @illzzu
    @illzzu 3 роки тому +9

    My favourite quote is "I've seen some bad drivers, but YOU! Wohohoo!"

  • @shady93c61
    @shady93c61 3 роки тому +11

    "Oh yeah, taking out some hillbilly crank dealers on a blood feud, that's what I live for".

  • @dough3280
    @dough3280 Місяць тому +1

    ”Good day good FUCKING DAY TO YOU”