This Week in Sportsball: 2021 NHL Offseason Edition

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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
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    Even in a flat cap year, NHL GM's and executives salivate at the idea of the quick fix. Regardless or not of if they're still good three years down the road, bolstering a team with top free agents and acquisitions has always been a staple of the league. Most of them fall to shit quickly and are eventually bought out or traded in cap dumps (like former top free agent prizes in Keith Yandle and James Neal this year), but that doesn't stop the GM from his doom.
    Many of these moves will probably be regretted down the line, but don't mention that to any of them now. Most of the moves are either gross overpayments or desperate acquisitions of what they hope a player will be, but that's the price to play this game.
    This video is long, but a shitton has happened throughout the NHL. Let's dig in.

КОМЕНТАРІ • 833

  • @freeparking301
    @freeparking301 3 роки тому +580

    That voice that Tree was doing was only missing one thing…
    *Carolina Hurricanes…we will give you the whole seat but you’ll only need the edge of it!!!!!*

  • @personM4N
    @personM4N 3 роки тому +85

    No one is talking about how Robotink's cartoon theme started playing when Tom Wilson hit the screen...

    • @TheShinyFeraligatr
      @TheShinyFeraligatr 3 роки тому +4

      They're hoping to have some nice Hedgehog Stew out of the cup this year.

    • @WinterAlbiero
      @WinterAlbiero 3 роки тому +5

      I hate that Wilson!

    • @Yomasi
      @Yomasi 3 роки тому +1

      The Rangers/James Dolan are trying to catch THAT HEDGEHOG- i mean Tom Wilson lol

    • @personM4N
      @personM4N 3 роки тому +3

      @@Yomasi Tom Wilson! SnooPINGAS usual, I SEE!...

  • @jakeheerwagen8007
    @jakeheerwagen8007 3 роки тому +17

    I mean Kuemper apparently had the second best save % in the league over the past three years with goalies that have played 100 games. I miss Gru but hopefully it’s an upgrade for the avs

    • @jameskilgour387
      @jameskilgour387 3 роки тому

      I've liked him since he was on the kings, he's always been underrated until recently. To get that save percentage in front of THAT D core is insane, I think he'll be more than a consolation prize for losing Grub

    • @jakeheerwagen8007
      @jakeheerwagen8007 3 роки тому

      @@jameskilgour387 oh yeah, I mean obviously hope he can stay healthy but he was infuriating to play against when the avs played them in the bubble. And the be completely honest totally forgot he was on the kings

    • @captaiawesome2260
      @captaiawesome2260 3 роки тому +1

      I used to be a Coyotes fan. Kuemper was literally the only good part of the team. There was probably 40+ complete defensive breakdowns leading to easy one-timers per game, but Kuemper kept making the saves to keep the team in the game. I’m sure the Avalanche will like him.

    • @jakeheerwagen8007
      @jakeheerwagen8007 3 роки тому

      @@captaiawesome2260 oh yeah, like once again I remember that series and until games 4 and 5 it was insane. I just want to the avs to make it to the third round. Lol

    • @SmoothCriminal12
      @SmoothCriminal12 3 роки тому

      You made the best of a tough situation. Hopefully the Avs dont become Capitals 2.0. Astounding how the Yotes have had arguable the best off-season by a team not named Tampa or New Jersey.

  • @philly_sports1558
    @philly_sports1558 3 роки тому +40

    The Flyers better go on a long run this year because we all know that they won’t make the playoffs in 2023. Even if they break the record for points in a season and win the Cup, they still aren’t making the playoffs in 2023. Need to make these even years count.

    • @bvrdt
      @bvrdt 3 роки тому

      why tho

    • @philly_sports1558
      @philly_sports1558 3 роки тому +2

      @@bvrdt Because they’ve made the playoffs and missed the playoffs every year for the last decade. They only make the playoffs in even years and suck in odd years. Need to make this year count.

    • @bvrdt
      @bvrdt 3 роки тому

      @@philly_sports1558 I get that looking at past history of this team makes it seem like there's a pattern, but there is absolutely no evidence whatsoever that they will make the playoffs this year nor miss them the year after that. We'll just have to wait and see, same as always.

    • @ObtuseMoose
      @ObtuseMoose 2 роки тому

      Better luck next year?

    • @philly_sports1558
      @philly_sports1558 2 роки тому

      @@ObtuseMoose Not even the even year devil magic can save this team.

  • @ateapot292
    @ateapot292 3 роки тому +9

    You know, I had a good half decade as a Blackhawks fan. Time for 50 years of mediocrity and unpopularity to make up for it.

  • @nmarples1421
    @nmarples1421 3 роки тому +5

    Theme of the off-season: Spend money on the idea of defenceman… unless your the oilers in which case spend money on a defenceman that is proven! Or at least was proven 5 years ago

  • @jonathanpeck6112
    @jonathanpeck6112 3 роки тому +4

    I appreciate the Dr. Robotnix music from The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog on the Rangers.

  • @Earthshaker513
    @Earthshaker513 3 роки тому +1

    "Drinking the Stupid Juice" is now my new favorite phrase.

  • @Jeremy-ed7fy
    @Jeremy-ed7fy 3 роки тому +3

    The only move the rangers made that was directly in response to tom wilson was ryan reaves
    The islanders, bruins, and yes the capitals all exposed our lack of grit before tom wilson. Thats why we brought in goodrow. To generally increase our grit, not fight wilson
    We have a rookie swedish RD in nils Lundkvist, and nemeth is a good analytical player and is also swedish so he is a good fit to pair with him. The nemeth contract was good and had nothing to do with wilson
    The buchnevich trade had to do with us being unable to extend him(thanks kreider), nothing to do with anything that happened last year
    I think tree is misunderstanding the rangers moves this offseason. They are still likely a playoff team next year if the young guys develop & shesterkin stays healthy

  • @mobius1965
    @mobius1965 3 роки тому +3

    17:00 Welcome back, Hurricanes Man

  • @ShadowFalcon19
    @ShadowFalcon19 3 роки тому +14

    In order for The Leafs and The Rangers to win again, the owners MUST SELL THE TEAMS!

    • @Batmanisbestpony
      @Batmanisbestpony 3 роки тому +1

      kinda hard when it's called Maple Leaf Sports and Entertainment.

    • @megarockman
      @megarockman 3 роки тому

      To sell something requires a buyer. Who the hell would be willing to pay up what these egotistical owners would demand?

    • @ShadowFalcon19
      @ShadowFalcon19 3 роки тому +1

      @@megarockman Maybe the fans would dictate the terms. After all, The Green Bay Packers are owned by the fans.

    • @FuckYoutubeAndGoogle
      @FuckYoutubeAndGoogle 3 роки тому +1

      @@ShadowFalcon19 And...? You do realize that the Maple Leafs and Rangers aren't the Packers, right?

    • @ShadowFalcon19
      @ShadowFalcon19 3 роки тому

      @@FuckUA-camAndGoogle Here is what I'm trying to say: Maybe the Maple Leafs and Rangers need to be owned by the fans of those teams instead of people out of touch with the fanbase.

  • @opdak1066
    @opdak1066 3 роки тому +1

    Vancouver's cap is actually around 18 million because some AHL players and Ferland(LTIR) are counted towards the cap

  • @charlesgarrett7766
    @charlesgarrett7766 3 роки тому +2

    As a hawks fan the seth jones bit was accurate

  • @gabrielmaddern6070
    @gabrielmaddern6070 3 роки тому +2

    watch out Red Wings are coming back in the next few years.

  • @richardhenry5858
    @richardhenry5858 3 роки тому

    Why have I never noticed this before? For backing music, you have the N64 GOLDENEYE soundtrack!? That's awesome!

  • @dannyf96
    @dannyf96 3 роки тому +1

    The spongebob music comes in perfectly

  • @nathanwhite9555
    @nathanwhite9555 3 роки тому

    Keep playing the Brass Bonanza every time you talk about the Hurricanes. I am a die hard Hartford Whalers fan and that is your funniest bit.

  • @goldenknight2961
    @goldenknight2961 2 роки тому +3

    That Jones contract fucked the defensive market

    • @PHX787
      @PHX787 2 роки тому

      and CBJ is absolutely LOVING the return we got for it. Sillinger is an 18 year old wunderkind and we wouldnt have him without the trade!

  • @xYSparkz
    @xYSparkz 3 роки тому +1

    I love all of the SpongeBob music being used.

  • @FalseCredential
    @FalseCredential 3 роки тому

    I think Risto will be better in Philly, it was an overpay to trade for him, but he should fit in well.

  • @judeau9151
    @judeau9151 3 роки тому +2

    as a Wings fan… we will happily be at the bottom of the barrel with a Yzerplan than in middle limbo with Holland. 🍕 🍕

  • @ulmwilliams57
    @ulmwilliams57 3 роки тому

    Oetter needs consistent playing time to develop and he's not yet ready to be the full time starter, he'll be in Cedar Park next season and Dobby and Holtby with hold down the fort in Dallas

  • @portrailblazers12
    @portrailblazers12 3 роки тому

    That Ovi contract is a contract that is a loyalty contract to their greatest player ever. It looks bad, but it’s supposed to.

    • @FuckYoutubeAndGoogle
      @FuckYoutubeAndGoogle 3 роки тому

      Yeah, as a Caps fan, priority number 1 is just to keep Ovi on the team and give him a chance at Gretzky's goal record.

  • @Vic-sy1bk
    @Vic-sy1bk 3 роки тому +2

    17:00 holy shit my sides

  • @AMan_629
    @AMan_629 3 роки тому

    Hot take: Pelech>Seth Jones
    Also: Pelech>nurse. Signed cheaper than both these guys and he’s better. Shows how much having a good gm can affect a players decision

  • @jean-philippedoyon9904
    @jean-philippedoyon9904 3 роки тому +2

    Welcome to the year the right playing defenseman contract becomes gold !!! Tucker Poolman for that money...

  • @coolmanjack1995
    @coolmanjack1995 3 роки тому +1

    Yzerman mindtricked Ned out of Carolina I cant wait to watch him with the Winged Wheel

  • @MetallicaRules
    @MetallicaRules 3 роки тому

    Oh no, Tree is praising the Devils. You’ve jinxed us Tree.

  • @metalbudsgaming8371
    @metalbudsgaming8371 3 роки тому

    The Habs drafted Mallioux without his concent. No means no, Marc.

  • @Orioles1997
    @Orioles1997 3 роки тому +2

    When a UTtree video goes up, you click

  • @chessduncan1864
    @chessduncan1864 3 роки тому

    I remember he used to do classic games reviews I MISS THEM 🤣😫😫

  • @Jesse-iv6cz
    @Jesse-iv6cz 3 роки тому

    It’s the music in the background for the rangers for me xD

  • @mazonangel
    @mazonangel 3 роки тому

    It feels great to have Hurricanes Man back this offseason. haha.

  • @bramstedt8997
    @bramstedt8997 3 роки тому +1

    Just started the video, pouring some stupid juice so I can play along at home

  • @shocktrauma85
    @shocktrauma85 3 роки тому

    I'm so glad to see Hurricanes man is back.

  • @chazzeu2848
    @chazzeu2848 3 роки тому

    Suter from the hawks was actually because he elected to test free agency rather than return to the hawks. They offered him but he declined.

  • @moose7454
    @moose7454 3 роки тому +1

    Sabres look like a cup contender next June

  • @sdeepj
    @sdeepj 3 роки тому

    If someone told you a month ago a Sharks player was betting on their games, you’d assume it’s Martin Jones

  • @sportsnerd100
    @sportsnerd100 3 роки тому +1

    Phil dansult’s contract is going to age horribly because he either stalls byfield and turcotte or is a $5 mil third liner

  • @jasonparker4465
    @jasonparker4465 3 роки тому +1

    Tree is the best content creator.

  • @isaiahscobel
    @isaiahscobel 3 роки тому

    thank god he jinxed the lightning i missed the memes

  • @MrBlazemaster525
    @MrBlazemaster525 3 роки тому

    HURRICANES MAN!I MISSED YOU!

  • @notlazarlazar2405
    @notlazarlazar2405 3 роки тому

    So next week in sports ball is 2021 nfl predictions (afc or nfc don’t really matter there)?

  • @thewingedwheelwarrior2206
    @thewingedwheelwarrior2206 3 роки тому +1

    Trust the Yzerplan!

  • @dragroch5536
    @dragroch5536 3 роки тому

    Those GM's getting so mad I might as well sign up to be an NHL GM myself. I'll take Benning's job.

  • @scottybbadd
    @scottybbadd 3 роки тому

    The major problem is stupid juice looks like Benchwarmer Brew dark roast

  • @someoneftw
    @someoneftw 3 роки тому

    Hospitals all over North America were filled with fans that had gotten heart attacks from seeing the terrible trades and FA signings.

  • @nickcampbell8612
    @nickcampbell8612 3 роки тому

    Tree I need the haters guide to the NFL season. I NEED IT.

  • @troyjuhn7346
    @troyjuhn7346 3 роки тому +1

    Also known as Overpay central

  • @Kevin-fb7qz
    @Kevin-fb7qz 3 роки тому

    Blackhawks are the 2022 NHL Stanley Cup Champions

  • @pokehybridtrainer
    @pokehybridtrainer 3 роки тому

    7:46 Bring out Tasbot for this. Holy crap.

  • @Bugattiboy912
    @Bugattiboy912 3 роки тому

    Dolan owns the building, the land, all the teams that play there, and it's one of the biggest markets for North American sports. If he wanted to ban Tom Wilson from the Garden unless he has a reason to be there (e.g. The Capitals have a game there) could he do that?

  • @jamesbrearley7980
    @jamesbrearley7980 3 роки тому

    surprised you didnt mention buffalos starting tandem

  • @thanos2588
    @thanos2588 3 роки тому +783

    We all came here to laugh at ken Holland and the Edmonton oilers

    • @CanadaBricks
      @CanadaBricks 3 роки тому +21

      Especially me, a Flames fan

    • @waidwml2166
      @waidwml2166 3 роки тому +56

      "We warned you" - Wings fans

    • @AlexSilver9
      @AlexSilver9 3 роки тому +13

      Me, who started supporting out of sympathy for when they made Chiarelli GM, "It can't get any worse, right?"

    • @JonathanGaeta
      @JonathanGaeta 3 роки тому +11

      Why hasn’t he been fired yet?

    • @dylansmith1418
      @dylansmith1418 3 роки тому +21

      We all saw it coming. Look what Holland did to the Wings. That Abdelkader contract was an albatross. Hyman = New Abdelkader

  • @cameronearland5716
    @cameronearland5716 3 роки тому +293

    Gm's dont believe Buffalo is real hockey, just like Buffalo doesn't believe Jack Eichel needs real surgery

    • @brendensergent5382
      @brendensergent5382 3 роки тому +16

      No. They just all know if they wait the Pegulas will either force Kevyn Adams to make a trade or fire him for someone that will do as they say. Adams has repeatedly said he didn't want to trade anyone. The Pegulas said trade or have fun on unemployment.
      In the end hopefully just like the Bills they get bored and let Adams do his job. The Sabres could use the GM actually making the decisions. It is obvious they tripped into Granato being a genius that reminded Middlestat he isn't a trash player and reminding Dahlin he is not a defensive defenseman. He even tripped into Cozens not being crap just needing a little bit of work to develop completely.
      Unfortunately they'll have to deal with Eichel being the last piece of the core going. The only upside is Thompson turns out to not be crap, but he is only gonna to be a middle 6 player not top line.
      God I fucking hate the Pegulas. They had a team handed to them on a silver platter and now they are pushing everyone of value out. Fuck it burn it and start over

    • @TANMoneyMillionaire
      @TANMoneyMillionaire 3 роки тому +4

      Eventually the Pegulas will want the Bills back and it will be back to a dumpster fire

    • @dereklasker5350
      @dereklasker5350 3 роки тому +2

      @@brendensergent5382 Only thing in that entire passage I don’t agree with is Thompson. He sucks and I highly doubt he ever figures out how to be effective

    • @philly_sports1558
      @philly_sports1558 3 роки тому +2

      That’s exactly why people shouldn’t be so quick to judge Ristolainen for his bad-looking nerd stats. We’ll see how he does in Philly on the second pairing when he isn’t responsible for shutting down entire opposing first lines by himself.

    • @dereklasker5350
      @dereklasker5350 3 роки тому +2

      @@philly_sports1558 Jake McCabe was actually more of the shutdown guy on the pair, and he was much better at it than risto was

  • @Gingerbreadley
    @Gingerbreadley 3 роки тому +457

    This off-season
    40% drama
    40% over paid contracts
    15% making fun of Seattle
    5% actual good moves

    • @Annexation_
      @Annexation_ 3 роки тому +43

      100% clowning Holland and the Oilers

    • @Jakeonkuningas
      @Jakeonkuningas 3 роки тому +6

      I think 5% good moves is a bit too high.

    • @jasonbieber6431
      @jasonbieber6431 3 роки тому +6

      You forgot Lou Lamoriello operating on a different time scale than everyone else!

    • @JP-db2gn
      @JP-db2gn 3 роки тому +9

      100% brass bonanza

    • @patrickcasey3618
      @patrickcasey3618 3 роки тому +3

      The Drama is pretty sad

  • @itsrickus3582
    @itsrickus3582 3 роки тому +141

    I'm now past the sad and scared phase of seeing these videos as a Sabres fan. It's now my favorite thing to look forward to because we're now a successful comedy act year after year.

    • @jeffreytam7684
      @jeffreytam7684 3 роки тому +13

      There’s talk that most comedy acts wear out their welcome real quick. Somehow Buffalo is the equivalent of an abusive relationship with its fanbase that only gets funnier and more popular
      Edit: As a Sens fan I have also moved beyond the anger and sadness and simply desire chaos

    • @joer8854
      @joer8854 3 роки тому +1

      Considering GM's are doing what they are doing knowing that it's a 5-7 year flat cap a lot of teams will be joining you in disaster.

    • @RichieMaccas
      @RichieMaccas 3 роки тому

      Hey, at least we have Josh Allen for 7 more seasons...

  • @MisterVercetti
    @MisterVercetti 3 роки тому +64

    That Seth Jones contract was pretty much Chicago management saying "Fuck it! If we go down, we're taking the entire goddamn league with us!"

  • @mondofps
    @mondofps 3 роки тому +296

    I died laughing at Carolina's part, but I can't imagine how hard it was on your vocal cords

  • @LeonDeWooper
    @LeonDeWooper 3 роки тому +213

    The tree has returned to us! For only the price of Seth Jones's Contract XD

    • @UrinatingTree
      @UrinatingTree  3 роки тому +120

      I wish I was making Seth Jones' contract lol.

    • @LeonDeWooper
      @LeonDeWooper 3 роки тому +19

      @@UrinatingTree We all would my friend. We all can only Wish we could.

    • @RyanLombergini
      @RyanLombergini 3 роки тому +5

      😂

    • @NeSeeger
      @NeSeeger 3 роки тому +3

      As a columbus fan who thought he was ok i am laughing at this a bit.

    • @Aburner960
      @Aburner960 3 роки тому +6

      @@UrinatingTree nah with your talent you at least deserve mcdavid money with skinner term

  • @kubz1570
    @kubz1570 3 роки тому +41

    He's back... HE'S BACK.
    *RAAAALEEEEEEEEIIIIIGH*

  • @justinnzamora5366
    @justinnzamora5366 3 роки тому +68

    I wonder how much the hockey realm will laugh if Seattle wins a Stanley Cup before Vegas.
    Is it October 12 yet? I'm getting more anxious for Kraken hockey.

    • @cacawsthelaw
      @cacawsthelaw 3 роки тому +2

      release the kraken! caps fan here but excited to see how they play opening day

    • @justinnzamora5366
      @justinnzamora5366 3 роки тому +1

      @@cacawsthelaw Thanks for the support, Caps fan. How do you feel about having Vitek Vanecek back on your roster?

    • @snakeeyes9246
      @snakeeyes9246 3 роки тому +2

      Two more months and we have regular season hockey. 8 and a half months until the postseason begins.

    • @cacawsthelaw
      @cacawsthelaw 3 роки тому +1

      @@justinnzamora5366 i sure do want to go to a caps game and see vitek vanecek in goal wink wink

    • @lookforward2life
      @lookforward2life 3 роки тому +2

      I already want that to happen, you guys have started out likeable, hope it stays that way. Signed, An Avs fan that lives on Vancouver island and wouldn’t mind a ‘home’ team 😉

  • @FunkyHonkyCDXX
    @FunkyHonkyCDXX 3 роки тому +55

    Frankly I don't care if the Caps win another cup for the rest of Ovi's tenure. Him breaking Gretzky's record in a Caps jersey is all that matters now.

  • @Charles_Groebs
    @Charles_Groebs 3 роки тому +51

    As a Wild fan, we are all in panic mode but at least we fleeced Holland for Wallsteadt.

    • @boisjoliwales9164
      @boisjoliwales9164 3 роки тому +10

      I mean who doesnt fleece holland

    • @jharo4810
      @jharo4810 3 роки тому +2

      No need for panic. Kaprizov is preparing to play with us and will sign soon enough. The khl thing is just a leverage move by his agent it’s nothing new

  • @tbrasco5954
    @tbrasco5954 3 роки тому +61

    May the hockey gods bless us with another season of chaos and bloodshed, amen.

  • @mars___sumner
    @mars___sumner 3 роки тому +52

    What Yzerman wants, Yzerman gets

    • @miccrhaafetl5101
      @miccrhaafetl5101 3 роки тому

      He's a HOCKEY GOD that hasn't ascended yet.

    • @eggrollboy5
      @eggrollboy5 3 роки тому

      At what point of the video did he cover the wings

    • @miccrhaafetl5101
      @miccrhaafetl5101 3 роки тому +2

      @@eggrollboy5 27:06 - 27:30

  • @cjallin1119
    @cjallin1119 3 роки тому +51

    Tree’s beard’s looking good today

  • @judgetyler
    @judgetyler 3 роки тому +27

    I stand by my theory: Chicago is loading up for another playoff run to distract from the fallout of the Aldrich scandal.

    • @lookforward2life
      @lookforward2life 3 роки тому +5

      So insulting. I can walk and chew gum. I can watch a team win or lose while remembering Brad Aldrich’s name.

  • @cameronearland5716
    @cameronearland5716 3 роки тому +36

    Tree: GM's are dumb thinking Buffalo isn't hockey
    (Ryan O'Reilly and Eric Staal has entered the chat)

    • @ericmaloney3889
      @ericmaloney3889 3 роки тому

      Staal produced even less PPG in Montreal(.1429) than he did in Buffalo(.3125). Not a good example.

  • @clevername6872
    @clevername6872 3 роки тому +15

    Each Team, if you’re looking for a specific one
    Tampa Bay Lightning - 1:23
    Philadelphia Flyers - 2:22
    Vancouver Canucks - 3:38
    Chicago Blackhawks - 4:57
    Vegas Golden Knights - 6:58
    Edmonton Oilers - 7:52
    Calgary Flames - 9:43
    Montreal Canadiens - 10:30
    Toronto Maple Leafs - 11:43
    Winnipeg Jets - 12:26
    Boston Bruins - 12:52
    Buffalo Sabres - 13:45
    Florida Panthers - 14:43
    New York Rangers - 15:32
    Washington Capitals - 16:25
    Carolina Hurricanes - 17:00
    New Jersey Devils - 17:43
    Columbus Blue Jackets - 18:31
    Pittsburgh Penguins - 19:34
    New York Islanders - 20:05
    Nashville Predators - 20:27
    Minnesota Wild - 21:03
    Dallas Stars - 21:52
    St. Louis Blues - 22:42
    Colorado Avalanche - 23:08
    Arizona Coyotes - 24:10
    Seattle Kraken - 24:49
    Los Angeles Kings - 25:31
    San Jose Sharks - 25:59
    Anaheim Ducks - 26:46
    Detroit Red Wings - 27:06
    Ottawa Senators - 27:30

  • @m4l_vinny300
    @m4l_vinny300 3 роки тому +20

    Glad to hear the Hurricanes voice again

  • @FullmetalNinja25
    @FullmetalNinja25 3 роки тому +13

    Can I sue the Buffalo Sabers for over a decade of physical and mental pain?

  • @TrevorJ2798
    @TrevorJ2798 3 роки тому +21

    Tree not making fun of my New Jersey Devils and actually giving them praise for their off-season moves.
    Pinch me I must be dreaming.
    Now let's hope this isn't a Curse placed on em 😬

    • @666kingdrummer
      @666kingdrummer 3 роки тому +3

      Actually, Tree has been pretty lenient with the Devils over the last few videos, even at times when I thought he should have really ripped into them. I'm beginning to think he's secretly a fan or something.

    • @Mastaace
      @Mastaace 3 роки тому +2

      I liked the Devil's moves too! I hope Subban and Johnsson can kind of bounce back with more talent around them this year. I loved Andreas on the Leafs so if you can get that version of the player it'd help.

    • @newquinn22
      @newquinn22 3 роки тому

      Best of luck not scoring on your own goal too often this year!

  • @browmaster2197
    @browmaster2197 3 роки тому +17

    And the best moment of the Rangers offseason:
    Signing a grinder for 6 years at 3.6 million AAV
    Fuck.

  • @thomasg2488
    @thomasg2488 3 роки тому +61

    I'm fine with the Rangers moves honestly. There's still scoring talent with upside in Lafreniere, Kakko (maybe) with Mika and Panarin and then Fox leading the defense. This team was mentally weak with no real physical merit. Tom Wilson showed that. Honestly, I'm willing to see if the gambles work, it wasn't with the defensive pieces that were there last year anyways.

    • @NotKusanagi
      @NotKusanagi 3 роки тому +6

      Agreed, plus with the gallant signing he's a far better coach than that poor excuse that we had with quinn. The rangers have no excuses this time, they have the talent and now it's time to put it to use

    • @jasonbieber6431
      @jasonbieber6431 3 роки тому

      The Rangers have to show that they aren't just going to score against the Flyers, Sabres, and Devils from last season. Their entire RW core is unproven and their D is going to regress having to play other teams not from Philly, Buffalo, and Jersey. And their bottom six sounds good on paper but they're not going to score enough to offset their defensive capabilities.

    • @dickbuttkiss6002
      @dickbuttkiss6002 3 роки тому

      It's all about how the young guys develop. We have to see if Lafreniere can take the next step and this year Kakko has to show us something. Anything

    • @ozma6918
      @ozma6918 3 роки тому +1

      Not a Rangers fan here, but I'm eyeing them sideways this upcoming season for sure. I really feel like you should have far more faith in them this year. They're going back to the playoffs and it's not just to get back in 'em, it's gonna be for much more. I really feel like the rebuild is pretty much over, ~maybe~ they're one piece short, I dunno.

    • @jasonbieber6431
      @jasonbieber6431 3 роки тому

      @@ozma6918 So who's scoring for them? And what roles will the 3rd and 4th lines have? Lafreniere, Kakko, and Kravtsov haven't earned the kudos just yet. Oh, and their defense as a defense is a tire fire.

  • @thenotoriousmm4433
    @thenotoriousmm4433 3 роки тому +15

    *We all know the true prize of the NHL Offseason is the return of Hurricane Man*

  • @theepoetrygod
    @theepoetrygod 3 роки тому +117

    Tree: "Behold, the prize of the NHL Offseason!"
    Me, a casual Blackhawks fan: Oh, he's prolly gonna talk about Tampa's signings.
    Tree: "Signed from Team Raycon, the Everyday E25s."
    Me: Oh yeah, that's right.

    • @dbeast03
      @dbeast03 3 роки тому +3

      Me, a fellow Blackhawks fan: Yeah we're fucked for a while :/

    • @theepoetrygod
      @theepoetrygod 3 роки тому +4

      @@dbeast03 Also me: At least Johnathan Toews and Patrick Kane are coming back.... right?

    • @ianjung7436
      @ianjung7436 3 роки тому +2

      Me: Seth Jones is going be good????

    • @dbeast03
      @dbeast03 3 роки тому +1

      We don't even need them back, as much as I love them, we've needed either a hard push or a hard rebuild for a while, and as time goes on, the rebuild seems like the best option 100%, and idk if the hawks would keep Kane and Toews around through that.

    • @theepoetrygod
      @theepoetrygod 3 роки тому

      @@dbeast03 ion think they'd keep then around thru that either, i just wanna see them both on the ice at the same time for at least half a year more.

  • @christianjackson2149
    @christianjackson2149 3 роки тому +13

    Stan Bowman makes me want to cry and I only hope the NHL forces him to leave over the allegations

  • @iamflat
    @iamflat 3 роки тому +14

    the sheer number of defensemen getting signed to long term $9+mil/year contracts this off-season is astounding

  • @krimsonshadow94
    @krimsonshadow94 3 роки тому +5

    If I was a GM i would block Steve Yeizerman's number, i swear the man could sell me a pinto and make me feel like I bought a corvette

  • @alexliger1893
    @alexliger1893 3 роки тому +54

    That Canes voice was exactly what I imagine the Ultimate Warrior would've sounded like as a spokesperson for a hockey team.

    • @ytiev1486
      @ytiev1486 3 роки тому +6

      You're in for a treat, the hurricane man voice is a (rare) reoccurring joke in Tree's NHL videos

  • @hondansx1000
    @hondansx1000 3 роки тому +6

    Suter was a lowkey good pick-up for Detroit. He played quite well for the Hawks last season and i was annoyed Bowman let him go...but tbf that's the least of Chicago's concerns right now.

  • @STEEZY_TREV16
    @STEEZY_TREV16 3 роки тому +7

    That Seth Jones contract may have all but broken the league. It’s that bad

  • @wilderac2250
    @wilderac2250 3 роки тому +6

    Canes man: You may have come to our games but we’re going to drive you away with our moves.
    Canes man is the only reason I watch these

  • @frloopr
    @frloopr 3 роки тому +12

    Seth Jones has a more expensive and longer contract than Cale Makar

  • @JonathanGaeta
    @JonathanGaeta 3 роки тому +29

    Corey Perry after the Stanley Cup Finals: “If you can’t beat em. Join em.”

    • @pottytheparrot310
      @pottytheparrot310 3 роки тому +1

      Marian Hossa 2.0 if the Habs meet the lightning again in the playoffs

    • @666kingdrummer
      @666kingdrummer 3 роки тому +2

      The Kevin Durant of Hockey.

    • @pottytheparrot310
      @pottytheparrot310 3 роки тому +6

      @@666kingdrummer Well he at least won a ring with his original team

    • @TheDragonsPit
      @TheDragonsPit 3 роки тому +1

      "We need a gritty playmaker to replace Blake Coleman and Barclay Goodrow."
      "Say no more I'm tired of losing to you guys anyway."

    • @BestWayKilla
      @BestWayKilla 3 роки тому

      @@pottytheparrot310 By that logic, the Habs will beat the Lightning in the Finals this year.

  • @dieseljester3466
    @dieseljester3466 3 роки тому +11

    Me: Doesn't even watch hockey.
    UTree: "Hey, I got a new video about hockey shitposting!"
    Me: Switches to UTree's channel immediately. :D

  • @justinnzamora5366
    @justinnzamora5366 3 роки тому +22

    Call me a foolish optimist, but I'm on board with the Jaden Schwartz signing. I'd say Ron Francis did okay at worst in his time with seeking free agents in the Emerald City.
    Also, it was wonderful to hear Hurricanes man again!

  • @Yomasi
    @Yomasi 3 роки тому +7

    The Robotnik theme for the old sonic tv show for the Rangers bit had me dying lmao

    • @Outta-hz1ej
      @Outta-hz1ej 3 роки тому +3

      I'M GIVING YOU A PRRRRRROMOTION

    • @Yomasi
      @Yomasi 3 роки тому

      @@Outta-hz1ej The Rangers/James Dolan are trying to catch THAT HEDGEHOG- i mean Tom Wilson lol

  • @sheacorduroy5565
    @sheacorduroy5565 3 роки тому +41

    I wonder how Roman Josi feels given that literally every other remotely decent defenseman is suddenly getting 9+ million a year.
    Also the AOSTH Eggman theme for Tom Wilson was fucking perfect.

  • @samortmann5003
    @samortmann5003 3 роки тому +33

    Tom Wilson broke a franchise, and all it cost was a 5k fine.

    • @philly_sports1558
      @philly_sports1558 3 роки тому +5

      At least they brought in Ryan Reaves to kick his ass some more.

    • @christianholbrook2686
      @christianholbrook2686 3 роки тому +7

      Honestly I love Wilson. He's such an amazing villain, and look what he's done. With just one dirty hit he can kill franchises. He's what every goon ever has aspired to be.

    • @FuckYoutubeAndGoogle
      @FuckYoutubeAndGoogle 3 роки тому +1

      @@philly_sports1558 Can't fight anyone when you can't even get ice time. Also "kick his ass" yeah, no.

    • @NLSNcs
      @NLSNcs 3 роки тому

      @@christianholbrook2686 one dirty hit? Dude did you even see what he did? That was way more than just a "dirty hit" lmfao

    • @samortmann5003
      @samortmann5003 2 роки тому

      @@NLSNcs Panarin jumped on his back, don't start shit you can't finish.

  • @someguyfrommaine
    @someguyfrommaine 3 роки тому +6

    I don’t know how I found this channel, but as a die hard puck head, im glad i did. 👍🏻🍺

  • @chasegreen1790
    @chasegreen1790 3 роки тому +3

    1:26 Tampa
    2:22 Philadelphia
    3:37 Vancouver
    4:56 Chicago
    6:58 Vegas
    7:52 Edmonton
    9:42 Calgary
    10:29 Montreal
    11:42 Toronto
    12:26 Winnipeg
    12:52 Boston
    13:45 Buffalo
    14:43 Florida
    15:32 New York Rangers
    16:24 Washington
    17:00 Carolina
    17:42 New Jersey
    18:31 Columbus
    19:34 Pittsburgh
    20:04 New York Islanders
    20:27 Nashville
    21:03 Minnesota
    21:51 Dallas
    22:41 St. Louis
    23:07 Colorado
    24:09 Arizona
    24:49 Seattle
    25:31 Los Angeles
    25:59 San Jose
    26:45 Anaheim
    27:05 Detroit
    27:29 Ottawa

  • @NolanHockeyPodcast
    @NolanHockeyPodcast 3 роки тому +2

    Oh yeh you were right it was close to half an hour lol

  • @edalder2000
    @edalder2000 3 роки тому +14

    Tom Wilson is so so in Dolan's head. He had Drury trade a 3rd rounder to Ryan Reaves. All he does is play 6 minutes a night of Ogie Oglethorpe.

    • @mason.11
      @mason.11 3 роки тому +1

      I've been saying it since the trade happened: the Rangers fans who are happy about this move are forgetting how slow and sloppy Micheal Haley was... just two years ago.
      They don't have the best memory.

    • @ozma6918
      @ozma6918 3 роки тому +2

      And then everyone in the league complained about Sean Avery... Heheh

  • @zackmanerd7770
    @zackmanerd7770 3 роки тому +5

    Istg watch Loui tear it up in Phoenix cause they’re tanking he’ll score 50 points and watch Benning sign him to another 6X6…. Istg I hate being a canucks fan

  • @sportsentertainmentman3263
    @sportsentertainmentman3263 3 роки тому +8

    Love Hurricane Man coming back

  • @Lny_Forner
    @Lny_Forner 3 роки тому +8

    I love the spongebob clips + music sprinkled throughout the video. It momentarily makes me forget that my team’s shooting itself in the foot for the billionth time.

    • @justinsolomita9283
      @justinsolomita9283 3 роки тому

      I messaged him on Twitter and sent the clip to him. His edit is way better than mine was though. Very cool!

    • @justinsolomita9283
      @justinsolomita9283 3 роки тому

      5:44

  • @zackford4497
    @zackford4497 3 роки тому +5

    The Yzerplan will come to fruition tree and the red empire will rise again!!

    • @mars___sumner
      @mars___sumner 3 роки тому +2

      And if you don’t like that, we got 4 words for ya: Steve Yzerman! Detroit wins!

    • @TheDragonsPit
      @TheDragonsPit 3 роки тому

      Hey mom said I could be the one to build a hockey empire, get outta here.

    • @zackford4497
      @zackford4497 3 роки тому +1

      @@TheDragonsPit eh y’all had ur time now it’s time to fall apart at the seems when the best gm in the league isn’t making ur decisions anymore.

    • @TheDragonsPit
      @TheDragonsPit 3 роки тому

      @@zackford4497 It's funny you think JBB isn't as good as Yzerman despite JBB constantly being said to be Yzerman's cap guy and being a incredible asset to him.
      Yzerman's an amazing GM but so is are current one.

    • @zackford4497
      @zackford4497 3 роки тому +1

      @@TheDragonsPit sorry to say this but ur current gm didnt draft point kucherov vasy gourde hedman etc etc give credit where credit is due Steve yzerman built the core of ur team. And it’s the best core in the league so have a good day homer.

  • @joeroganreal
    @joeroganreal 3 роки тому +7

    remember when tree was freaking out over the Draisaitl contract?
    good old days. it was only the beginning. ironically enough that’s one of the best contracts in hockey now

    • @tsarXadam
      @tsarXadam 3 роки тому +3

      Some of the contracts being signed now will be viewed the same way in a few season. Not the Jones contract though lmao, as a CBJ fan that has watched him for half a decade now.
      Some hockey fans are way to quick to call contracts overpayments and fans are always a few years behind on what players are actually worth. The Drai contract is a great example of that, it was an "overpayment" compared to what players got in prior seasons but good GMs offer contracts looking to the future, not the past. The Garland, Werenski, and Hamilton contracts are going to look really good in a couple seasons, especially after the salary cap starts rising again. Armchair GMs are at their wost when talking about recent contracts.

    • @joeroganreal
      @joeroganreal 3 роки тому +3

      @@tsarXadam the reason why people are hard on the contracts is because guys are getting huge extensions coming off of bad if not terrible seasons at more AAV than they were worth when they were in their prime, let alone coming off such a horrid season
      Seth Jones is a prime example of this. Zach Werenski had a better 2021 season than 2020 season on a team that had nearly all its players regress… and yet Jones got the same as Werenski did but for longer term???????? Werenski is also younger but i digress.
      Point being, a guy like Draisaitl came off a good season. Darnell Nurse is inconsistent defensively and had his numbers boosted by playing with the best player on the planet and the aforementioned Draisaitl. Cody Ceci is much less extreme but had his offensive stats boosted by playing with arguably the 2nd best player in the world, gets a 4 year extension worth $2M more than he’s worth.
      It’s not like these guys HAD to overpay. Hell, Jones and Nurse have a year left. They didn’t even hit the market ffs.
      I love the Garland, Buchnevich, Carlo, Pelech contracts just to name a few. It goes to show that you don’t have to overpay to get good players lol. Might as well give up a 1st or two to get 2-3 years of an elite defenseman in their PRIME (since that’s what everyone is overpaying for) instead of giving an okay defenseman $3M more than he’s worth over the course of the next 8 years…
      Free agency market is where teams have died in the past. Almost never does a team “win” by signing the best free agent. The only real one I can think of was Marian Hossa, but what he did was take less money on a per year basis and instead sign for like 12 years or whatever it was. It was shown with the Nuge contract as well. You get good value early but pay a price later once Father Time catches up. Nuge isn’t that type of 200 foot player like Hossa was so he probably won’t get ruined by injury but the same concept applies. Panarin lived up to his value (somehow) but it’s not like the Rangers care about winning. Teams win by trading assets for players that have value for their contracts. You don’t get value signing top end free agents to long term deals when they’re 30 and at bloated AAVs. Unless you’re the Oilers or Blackhawks, you can just pay the free agency tax on CRACK before they even sniff free agency. Brilliant. Why I wrote a paragraph about this I don’t know