original story is by @kevinjthornton! he has the best stories, please follow him! also this animation took me over 2 full days to complete, so it would mean the world if you shared it with your friends. have a great night everyone ᵕ̈ thank you for watching!
Your parents clearly loved and tried to help you. The story is funny, but the place that I can tell you come from with it is unnecessarily broken and not by religion or your parents, but I don’t know how to explain the pain I feel for you as a Christian watching your videos seeing how you truly don’t get the hope that others have. Remember your algorithm isn’t reality, reality is reality, God is good, people are not perfect, but that doesn’t mean do whatever. You can seek friends and information you want to believe, or you can humbly seek the truth. The dessert is a place those who are prepared get through. Your parents tried to prepare you, you rejected their support and it deepened the hole in the dessert your in. You are loved. Don’t give up. Surrender to God not by your efforts, by your letting go of trying to do things your way. God doesn’t love you because you’re talented, God gave you talents because he loves you. Everyone always has choices but the choice is always the same surrender for the best or unnecessarily struggle and miss out. You know that.
Shockingly common 😭 A local-ish christian university (liberty university, jerry fallwell's school) would put one on every year. Religion wasn't a focal point during the haunted house, but at the end they make you sit down and hear about being/bein saved for like a half an hour 😭 Or at least it felt like it lmao. I think it was called scaremare
This was like...idk, 2014 to 2016-ish, but they did it a while before that, and I wouldn't be surprised if they still did Edit: I just checked, they did indeed have it in 2023 😭
It used to be normal as far as i know. Growing up with lots of religious adults around, every year churches would compete to try to be the scariest depiction of hell to make kids not want to sin. For me looking back, its hilarious cause like they had this one room for lust but being a church they didnt want to depict lust so they had two people in swimsuits sitting on a fake park bench and holding hands and flirting. 😂😂
@@shadowharry2344 yes. That would be like saying if I brought home bananas I alerted my daughter to sex. The mindset was in the child to do what they wanted. That mindset is how grandma's came to tell little girls you can't wear red polish because it will make you be a whore. People are going to be sexual as they choose. Props don't create sexual identity
Ok so he's weird for being gay af, I mean it's weird for a kid. But then again, as a kid I tried to poison myself like three times with damn ricin of my backyard, just so I could skip school.. idk how the hell did I not skip life as a whole
@@shadowwolfhellsresident8055 maybe he cut a hole or something? I don’t know, I’m trying my hardest to fathom how the actual hell you do it with a mannequin.
And I was embarrassed when my mother found the empty beer cans under my bed. Turns out, she should have counted her blessings! Imagine finding a garbage bag full of chopped up mannequin!
@@julyol119 My mother was and still is very high strung. She freaks out about the simplest things. The beer cans under the bed got me a shrill 2 hour screaming lecture. If she had found a bunch of mannequin parts in a trash bag she would have sworn that I was a budding serial murderer. She would have completely lost it. My parenting style is way different. I never freaked out about anything with my kid. I remembered how it was in my mother's house and decided that I didn't want my child to have to walk on eggshells around me.
@@julyol119 I always knew that the way I was treated was wrong. I was determined to not pass that on to my child. I'm glad I didn't treat her the same way. She has a great personality and I have had lots of fun as she has grown. The best part is that we have a great relationship! She is grown now, but we still have time for each other.
As someone who went to one of those houses as a 14 year old and was made to feel super guilty for having any sort of sexual thoughts whatsoever, I feel this story helps balance out the universe and by extension my internalized trauma.😅 Thank you
@@Justarandomperson-vx4qb I didn’t forget babe cause I actually would like to buy said shirt 😂😂 if Kevin/javadoodles sold them I would totally buy several!! One has to say Shamala Hamala for sure 😂😂😂
I was having a very nice evening until I saw this. The video itself is fine, the words "all the way" made me think of something I want to bleach out of my skull.
@@ShadowNinetales frrrrr I remember telling my friends how I stole a medicine dispenser from the store bc I liked how it spun and everyone else had stole something at some point 😭 (I also told them how my now deceased great grandmother used it for her pills years later 💀)
Imagine not only be willing to tell embarrassing stories, BUT ALSO BE WILLING TO ANIMATE IT. Edit: nvm found out it was a story from someone else, it's still baffling to put it out there for someone to animate it.
For me it was a toilet paper tube. I was curious and tried, and it got stuck. Apparently its also scratchy on the inside, because they don't intend it to be used that way. I tried getting it wet, because I didn't exactly understand the meaning of that at time, and got out the only way
Would you had wanted to though? Ask yourself that. Would you had wanted to live out the remainder of your life without knowing a 14 year kid f**ked a mannequin and this dismembered it like Jeff D?
original story is by @kevinjthornton! he has the best stories, please follow him! also this animation took me over 2 full days to complete, so it would mean the world if you shared it with your friends. have a great night everyone ᵕ̈ thank you for watching!
I love this lmao. I love Kevin he's so hilarious. He recently posted one and I would love it if you created an animation for it. Pls pls Pls
You two are such a great combo 😂😂😂😂😂
Your parents clearly loved and tried to help you. The story is funny, but the place that I can tell you come from with it is unnecessarily broken and not by religion or your parents, but I don’t know how to explain the pain I feel for you as a Christian watching your videos seeing how you truly don’t get the hope that others have. Remember your algorithm isn’t reality, reality is reality, God is good, people are not perfect, but that doesn’t mean do whatever. You can seek friends and information you want to believe, or you can humbly seek the truth. The dessert is a place those who are prepared get through. Your parents tried to prepare you, you rejected their support and it deepened the hole in the dessert your in. You are loved. Don’t give up. Surrender to God not by your efforts, by your letting go of trying to do things your way. God doesn’t love you because you’re talented, God gave you talents because he loves you. Everyone always has choices but the choice is always the same surrender for the best or unnecessarily struggle and miss out. You know that.
Why did he even get that in his mind?
Oh, ok
kevin losing his virginity to a mannequin is so in character
LOL💀
I did no such thing!
It was a pillow.
I lost it with a pillow.
What?!?!?
@@JamesGames0 excuse me how the f**k is that possible
Nahh not even CIA could get that information out of me 💀💀💀💀
Not even the FBI?
@@user-hj5kk1lp8y Not even mexican cartel
you could shoot me in the head and I wouldn't speak
Same though, they can get other information like how I’m autistic, but not this 💀
this would have gone straight to the grave with me 😭
Bro decided to start his Jeffrey Dahmer arc, went through the first step and then decided to stop 💀
LOL my mind went straight to Dahmer so I'm glad I'm not the only one 💀
I didn't wanna say it cuz like...
All I could think of is Jeffery Dahmer the whole time :)
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Help I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂
You casually say "one of those church haunted house hell things" like its just normal
Because they were, in the 90s. Every kid I went to school with and knew went to one.
Shockingly common 😭 A local-ish christian university (liberty university, jerry fallwell's school) would put one on every year. Religion wasn't a focal point during the haunted house, but at the end they make you sit down and hear about being/bein saved for like a half an hour 😭 Or at least it felt like it lmao. I think it was called scaremare
This was like...idk, 2014 to 2016-ish, but they did it a while before that, and I wouldn't be surprised if they still did
Edit: I just checked, they did indeed have it in 2023 😭
Fr 😂
It used to be normal as far as i know. Growing up with lots of religious adults around, every year churches would compete to try to be the scariest depiction of hell to make kids not want to sin.
For me looking back, its hilarious cause like they had this one room for lust but being a church they didnt want to depict lust so they had two people in swimsuits sitting on a fake park bench and holding hands and flirting. 😂😂
I wouldn't admit this at gun point
Batman could vaporize my legs with his fists and I still wouldn’t let out a peep of this
I could get tortured by the mexican cartel and still i ain’t spitting that out
😂😂
real 😂😂
Same😂
“Why are you so weird now?”
“It’s the mannequins fault.”
Lots of likes, but no comments I will fix that😊👍✨ and yes, it was the manikins fault 👁️👄👁️👍✨
VERYY true
The mannequins did not consent he S.Aed a mannequin
@@A0normal0person I know I’m kidding bro 😭
"What?"
"Oh uh NOTHING"
That manequin was brutally violated in many ways
Church accidentally giving a gay awakening to the dude😂
No.
@@Susan-fg3nv yes.
@Susan-fg3nv did you even watch the video
@@ad7618 he was wide awake. Janet Jackson...
@@shadowharry2344 yes. That would be like saying if I brought home bananas I alerted my daughter to sex. The mindset was in the child to do what they wanted. That mindset is how grandma's came to tell little girls you can't wear red polish because it will make you be a whore. People are going to be sexual as they choose. Props don't create sexual identity
The church did NOT intend for thiiiiis🤣🤣
lol
FAX
If they didn’t intend this, how come sexually repressed people are the main output of fundie churches?
The most unholy acts were committed that day..
Yup! This is definitely unexpected.
"I cant believe our child turned out to be gay!"
The child:
Yea😂
As a lesbian I can confirm this is the way we are made
helo... i am Martin 😀
Im pretty sure there a girl
Also the child: 🌈🔫😂
I went from "oh coool you used it as a display for clothing in your room...." To "....why are you looking at it like that....😳" To fast
Like y’all haven’t caressed the shmexy male mannequins at the athletic clothing store at least once 😏😮💨🫠🔥
As soon as he said Janet Jackson, I knew exactly where this was going 🤣🤣
At the moment he stole that mannequin, I knew where this was going. 😂😂😂
You couldn’t waterboard this information out of me 💀
Java got that hella confidence 😭😂
This isn't Java's sound the real dude is in the title@@sprinkles9659
@@sprinkles9659The thing is it's not his audio lmfao 😭😭
@@sprinkles9659 thats super tru
@@maricrinabanovillaver1806 at least java always credits the audio source
The iconic muscles shirt on the mannequin is perfect 😂
Indeed
I remember 😂😂
I was gonna say this!!!🤣
What about the parachute pants😭
Hey I found one
When you're grown up, having parents not saying anything is GOLD.
The entire US Navy Seal team couldn't water board this information out of me.
I thought I was weird as a kid💀
this guy has stories that i would not have been able to continue living with
fr i discovered from these videos that i was actually a pretty normal kid, which makes me wonder, when did it all go down
He too
REAL
Ok so he's weird for being gay af, I mean it's weird for a kid.
But then again, as a kid I tried to poison myself like three times with damn ricin of my backyard, just so I could skip school.. idk how the hell did I not skip life as a whole
I'm morbidly curious about the mechanics of "going all the way" with this mannequin.
this gives off "son, why is there a hole in your plushie?" vibes
Wrong for me it was
"Hey son why are there holes in every plushie and body pillow
And why is this blanket this crusty?"
I'm gonna guess a lot of rubbing like with a pillow or sum
Well it was a super fundamentalist church
*you don’t wanna know* 💀
he prob cut a hole and started f**king
the most unholy acts were committed that day
Not even the lasso of truth could get this shit outta me 💀💀💀
You know peak confidence has been reached when you tell a story like this for all to hear
To be fair, that is a hot mannequin
IT DOESNT HAVE A FACE!?
@@sqashhhstill hot af
@@sqashhhit has a body
@@ZK-ib2wp I guess that's all you need
@@sqashhhdo you know "masktok"
“And we went all the wAy”
IM SORRY WHAT-
I can't even fathom how that works
@@shireads2954 same😭🤚
How?!?
I mean there are dolls that would work with, but how with a normal mannequin?
@@shadowwolfhellsresident8055 frfr
@@shadowwolfhellsresident8055 maybe he cut a hole or something? I don’t know, I’m trying my hardest to fathom how the actual hell you do it with a mannequin.
I dont blame you though....that mannequin do be looking kinda fine💀💀💀
Moral of the story: hide bodies in your parents’ garage
The fact that it belonged to a church too 💀
That just makes it a hundred times better
Everyone like this but don't reply
but it was the ✨Super Fundamentalist Church™✨ so it balances out
he did the unholy on a CHURCH MANNEQUIN💀😭
How did you lose your virginity?
Kid: it might seem crazy what I'm bouta say...
I’m dying😂
@@Lulu.13666 glad to hear, thanks for the compliment oompa "lu"omopa
"alright hear me out"
@@Hunter-is-gay-af mhmm, dirty boy I see eh?
"here me out-"
“Like a serial killer”
RELATABLE
relatable? care to elaborate?
Am i the only one wondering how you snuck a mannequin into your room without any one noticing 😭
I genuinely wanna know how one "goes all the way" with a mannequin
I don’t know what he’s talking about, maybe he was using it a a s*x doll or smth?
this comment says it has one reply but I'm scared because when I tried to look at it, it was taken off lmao
@@phoenixwing5133it was reserved for your comment. Future you wanted you to find it. Hehe.
@@phoenixwing5133 the second comment went away too, idk something is wrong in here, watch....
And now there's four replies but actually just two@@phoenixwing5133
OUT THE WINDOW
😀@user-mm5nm9he1d
ITS ME I AM THE 1K LIKE
@MYAH_SHORTS throw javadoodles out the window
That’s so funny
This was funny
“Like a serial killer” lmao literally.
I love how these videos are vocoded for no reason XD
When i heard "i went over to the mannequin" i was like "OH GOD"😂😂😂
Edit: JESUS CHRIST 2 THOUSAND LIKES ALMOST YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY
i mean you can definitely thank god for that experience !!
@@nyand0😂
💀💀💀
The U.S. government could not torture this out of me, I have infinite respect for you
😂
We got him guys, cancel the strike
Well it’s not their audio
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Batman, the CIA, and Professor X all together couldn’t torture this information out of me
Bro pulled a Jeff Dahmer
I was gonna say that 😭
"It all started with my local church......and that goddamn mannequin."
hello
@@EnergeticSpark63 sup man
@@waterdolon4940 hey
@@EnergeticSpark63 hello to you too sir
Nice start to a movie
As soon as I saw the mannequin I immediately thought of Jeffery dahmer💀
Same 💀
Same 💀
We don't talk about Dahmer, no no no
Same
omg im not the only one--- like i thought this story was about jeffery
I love how the video goes from "I set it up in the corner of my room" to "ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉⁿ ᵒⁿᵉ ⁿᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵃᶠᵗᵉʳ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ʰᵃᵈ ᵍᵒⁿᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉᵈ"
Bro not even the FBI could get this information out of me
“Our child? Gay? No way!”
I read that as "With the frizz!? No way!"
@@Blind_Eye046 I got hit with a wave of nostalgia and binge watched the entirety of that show. Thank you.
And I was embarrassed when my mother found the empty beer cans under my bed. Turns out, she should have counted her blessings! Imagine finding a garbage bag full of chopped up mannequin!
That would kill me lol
I mean, it could have been for some weird art project. As a parent you got to have some level of "ah, whatever" when it comes to teenager's things.
@@julyol119 My mother was and still is very high strung. She freaks out about the simplest things. The beer cans under the bed got me a shrill 2 hour screaming lecture. If she had found a bunch of mannequin parts in a trash bag she would have sworn that I was a budding serial murderer. She would have completely lost it. My parenting style is way different. I never freaked out about anything with my kid. I remembered how it was in my mother's house and decided that I didn't want my child to have to walk on eggshells around me.
@@jimfinigan1681 That sounds really shitty. You're doing good by not traumatizing your kid like that :)))
@@julyol119 I always knew that the way I was treated was wrong. I was determined to not pass that on to my child. I'm glad I didn't treat her the same way. She has a great personality and I have had lots of fun as she has grown. The best part is that we have a great relationship! She is grown now, but we still have time for each other.
I thought I was the only one with first experience being with a mannequin-type-thing. I'm glad I'm not alone after 20 years...
The cameo of the muscles crop top from the other video is incredible
Batman could not torture this information out of me
waterboarding could not get this out of me
@@v01dw4tch3ryeah we all saw the top comment
if batman is torturing me im not talking 🥵
"They didn't say anything" they knew ...they already knew!!😂😂
Poor parents. Maybe it was to awkward to talk about so they chose to silently ignore.
They probably heard the music from his room
HAHAHAHAA! OMG! Kevin is such great material for Javadoodles!
The muscle shirt continuity is wild
how in the whole hell do you go “all the way” with a mannequin 😭
edit: the replies on this thread are HILARIOUS 😭💀
By rubbing up against it, I'd assume
Cut a hole in it?
A regular person wouldn’t be able to. But man, he can.
I’ll see myself out
@@nikitavoronin6418PFT lmao so simple but Damn that was funny 🤣
Ew
As someone who went to one of those houses as a 14 year old and was made to feel super guilty for having any sort of sexual thoughts whatsoever, I feel this story helps balance out the universe and by extension my internalized trauma.😅 Thank you
balance out the universe 💀
as a christian, that sounds horrifying. why is this a thing 😭
Yeah it sucks. Hopefully you can change the image in your mind. It's healthy and very normal
You couldn’t get this information out of me with a noose around my neck.
"And uh ...
They never said anythingggg"
😂
THE MUSCLES SHIRT HAS MADE A COMEBACK!!!
“Because i was just genuinely a fann of mscleeeeesssssssssssssss”
Wonder when it's gonna make another comeback
THE MUSCLES SHIRT
69 likes, nice
you couldn't waterboard this information out of me 💀💀
Postnut clarity is real
this comforts me knowing someone has done something this silly and goofy
How the hell is this comforting knowing that someone fucked a mannequin?!
hello
doing something unholy
@@emelyvichihernandez428 hey
@@emelyvichihernandez428Unholy is the word. “Silly and goofy” man had sex with a mannequin, that’s weird as shit.
The mannequin is wearing the shirt Kevin’s mum wouldn’t buy him 😂😂😂
Omg yes I forgot about that video!
@@Justarandomperson-vx4qb I didn’t forget babe cause I actually would like to buy said shirt 😂😂 if Kevin/javadoodles sold them I would totally buy several!! One has to say Shamala Hamala for sure 😂😂😂
The mannequin: help
I don’t even know what “Going all the way” with a store mannequin even implies in this context
Like what do you even do???
That is, indeed, some serial killer shit
Jeffrey Dahmer vibes
@@victoriaplaza9110Exactly 😭 He literally did have a mannequin he stole at the time he was living with his grandmother
nah. he just horny
The realistic mannequins juxtaposed with Java's drawings are sending me hahahahaha
Me: what? It's just a mannequin, it can't be that bad, right?.... Right....?
I was having a very nice evening until I saw this. The video itself is fine, the words "all the way" made me think of something I want to bleach out of my skull.
“And then we went all the way” 💀
Kevin lost his virginity 💀
'Okay lets watch some shorts before bed'
*The short when my friends mum walks in*
rip
That's literally happening to me right now.
Why is the mannequin hard 💀
People who got the muscles shirt reference 🗿
the poor mannequin 🤣
More like lucky mannequin 😏
@@IreallydislikehandlesLMAO WHAT 😂😂😂
@@Ireallydislikehandles?? 💀
Bro got violated 😭
Who knows, could have been the highlight of his entire "non-life".
It's okay. We all did weird shit as 14 year olds
NOT AT THAT LEVEL
@@jaydaykoth I would
@@jaydaykoth , I did...
@@jaydaykoth I sorta...
@@jaydaykothmaybe...
This is literally Jeffery Dhamar stuff 😂
Alright Jeffery Dahmer, pack it up
😂😂😂
Bro really pulled a jeffery dahmer
bro i was looking for this comment 😭
exactly
I was going to say, I remembered that from the documentary
Mom: Why don't you go play with the neighbour kid?
Neighbour Kid:
I would rather have my search history from ages 10-16 read out loud to my coworkers than admit this publicly via youtube short.
“wE wEnT aLl ThE wAy”
Was perfect 😂😂
hello
@@EnergeticSpark63 hi
Even batman cant take that type of info out of me
Love the throwback to the "muscles" shirt.
“And then one night- when every one had gone to bed-“ 😂😂😂
All my best stories start with that line!
You know we used to have these things called Journals or in your case a diary. This is the sort of thing you'd put in it before burning it.
this is the sort of thing i'd openly admit to my friends and then we'd laugh about it. we're shameless that way.
@@ShadowNinetales frrrrr I remember telling my friends how I stole a medicine dispenser from the store bc I liked how it spun and everyone else had stole something at some point 😭 (I also told them how my now deceased great grandmother used it for her pills years later 💀)
And?
I love when certain videos bring tears of laughter to my eyes. This is one of them.
This is the bravest confession I've ever heard.
Bro didn’t hesitate and started going wild 💀
Imagine not only be willing to tell embarrassing stories, BUT ALSO BE WILLING TO ANIMATE IT.
Edit: nvm found out it was a story from someone else, it's still baffling to put it out there for someone to animate it.
Someone else animated it... 😅
@@Tombee2 yeah I only figured like a week in... Still baffled at the courage to post this, this gotta be reddit or 4chan.
@@ActualSpectraAudio is by @kevinjthornton who is telling a story the actually happened in his life
the “i got embarrassed, disassembled it, and hid it in a trash bag in the garage” is so real
No amount of waterboarding could extract this information from me
Friends: Hey Kevin! Who was your first?
Kevin: …A mAnNeQuIn…
(Edit) Thanks for all the likes!!
"Manny. Full name Manny Quinn."
A man named Quin
For me it was a toilet paper tube. I was curious and tried, and it got stuck. Apparently its also scratchy on the inside, because they don't intend it to be used that way. I tried getting it wet, because I didn't exactly understand the meaning of that at time, and got out the only way
@@shadowwolf9823 .... Welcome to another episode of the spinoff, What Did I Just Read!!!
When he was 14😂
Not only the balloon, but the mannequin was traumatised 😂
how can the mannequin be traumatized if its not alive
@@Andre-ht3otJoke
@@Gnome_Gnoson how is it a joke if it dont make sense
@@Andre-ht3ot r/wooosh
@@TempBlue-EB7559 woosh? thats like saying a dead person can fly☠
Took the pants off💀
I could’ve lived my entire life without knowing this
Would you had wanted to though? Ask yourself that. Would you had wanted to live out the remainder of your life without knowing a 14 year kid f**ked a mannequin and this dismembered it like Jeff D?
My child is fine!
THE CHILD:
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO THE MANNEQUIN?!
The word I am looking for is in the sentence you just made. It is the third word.
I'm just wondering how he managed to sneak a whole mannequin home 💀
Yes
They had a romantic night ❤
They explored each other's bodies
This is beat for beat how Dahmer became a serial killer
rip digital footprint
"Mom I'm gay"
"So that's why you had that in your room"
Father: yep that checks out
You could not beat this out of me with a hammer.
“Hamma Hamma”
-How many times have you seen that video?
+Yeah
Javadoodle was like: whats next?
😱 oh snap!
how did they sneak a whole manequin out of church and all the way to home
exactly
That’s what I’m thinking!