Creating a Dwarf ONLY Dynasty in CK3 Challenge

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  • @AlzaboHD
    @AlzaboHD  Рік тому +39

    Play War Thunder for FREE now and get bonus gear using the link: playwt.link/alzabohd. Thanks to War Thunder for sponsoring today’s video.

    • @shinsenshogun900
      @shinsenshogun900 Рік тому

      What is up with the Beeping Bastards in the Leviathan Coast Alzabo?

    • @siechamontillado
      @siechamontillado Рік тому

      May I suggest Wind Rose for background music for any dwarf videos in future. They're quite good and their musical genre is Dwarf Metal (yes, it is a thing!). Excellent video nonetheless.

    • @Daruka456
      @Daruka456 Рік тому +1

      war thunder actually support russian war. no complaints, you couldn't have known about it

  • @Old-ded-memes
    @Old-ded-memes Рік тому +598

    Dwarves are natural sprinters. Very dangerous over short distances.

    • @donpollo3154
      @donpollo3154 Рік тому +21

      *Legolas conquers an entire kingdom
      That still only counts as one!

    • @siechamontillado
      @siechamontillado Рік тому +5

      Gimli, describing Rome to the new Dwarf king: "Roaring fires, malt beer, meat ripe off the bone!"

    • @1crazyplayer430
      @1crazyplayer430 Рік тому +3

      so you've experienced it too huh?

    • @anonymousdee3901
      @anonymousdee3901 Рік тому

      Kind of like crocodiles since they got the same legs

    • @thrillakilla8054
      @thrillakilla8054 Рік тому

      Kek

  • @elizabethrogers1667
    @elizabethrogers1667 Рік тому +405

    As a Cornish person I can confirm we are the fantasy dwarves of the UK

    • @nikitamorozov4850
      @nikitamorozov4850 Рік тому

      Do you speak Cornish? I know a little people do today, but still.

    • @AlwaysRightAllNight
      @AlwaysRightAllNight 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@nikitamorozov4850tbf, there has been a revival of the language.

  • @cancionCR7
    @cancionCR7 Рік тому +196

    It's not talked about enough how much effort you put into the constant puns and rhymes, magnificent script

  • @sabrinazirkle9831
    @sabrinazirkle9831 Рік тому +226

    can’t wait for this civilization to mysteriously disappear and leave annoying giant underground ruins

    • @nhoj4375
      @nhoj4375 Рік тому +7

      Is this a Skyrim reference

    • @haozheng-hi8vx
      @haozheng-hi8vx Рік тому +2

      Within which the falmers reside

    • @alicenthightower9161
      @alicenthightower9161 Рік тому +1

      ​@@nhoj4375no, it's a yugioh reference

    • @MotherCelevrus
      @MotherCelevrus 8 місяців тому

      Yeah and I bet they’d name them something stupid like mzulftschtand or smth

    • @MotherCelevrus
      @MotherCelevrus 8 місяців тому

      @@nhoj4375no it’s a morrowind reference

  • @MausOfTheHouse
    @MausOfTheHouse Рік тому +200

    -You've already had a video about a dwarven dynasty!
    -We've had one, yes, but what about a second dwarven dynasty video?

    • @AlzaboHD
      @AlzaboHD  Рік тому +65

      Really? The multiplayer one? I guess I forgot lol

    • @blazecraftworks8944
      @blazecraftworks8944 Рік тому +66

      @@AlzaboHD”Thanks Alzabo for this…. Wrathful, Craven, Arrogant Dwarf.”
      - Laith

    • @lisaruhm6681
      @lisaruhm6681 Рік тому +5

      @@AlzaboHD what about the 1st Alabama challenge?

  • @francescosacca6674
    @francescosacca6674 Рік тому +95

    Since the dwarven kingdom here is inbetween Italian and French land, and also since "patata" (potato) refers to pussy too (and not the feline kind), having potatoes in the bedroom makes a lot of sense.

  • @MikaelKKarlsson
    @MikaelKKarlsson Рік тому +32

    Replacing wine and communion wafers with jugs of ale and salted pork? You have my axe!

  • @Elenrai
    @Elenrai Рік тому +152

    Easy for you to claim you are elevating someone while playing dwarf only 😊

  • @SnapStrategy
    @SnapStrategy Рік тому +17

    Dwarf fortress 3? im sold

    • @dragonfriend9364
      @dragonfriend9364 Рік тому +3

      Is that a reference to snap strategy, the hit major ck3 youtuber with over 500 thousand subs?

  • @RiskuBusiness
    @RiskuBusiness Рік тому +29

    Was not expecting a Tales of Symphonia mention here lol, well played.

    • @AlzaboHD
      @AlzaboHD  Рік тому +14

      Dwarven Vow #43: "Never forget the basics!"

    • @bungalo50
      @bungalo50 Рік тому +4

      You had no right to hit me in the feels like that

  • @pedrotbird5426
    @pedrotbird5426 Рік тому +21

    NEW ALAZBO UPLOAD! GET THE POPCORN!!!

  • @EVeljko
    @EVeljko Рік тому +6

    Starting as a cornish dwarf in Innsbruck, then hybridizing with the swabian culture is the dream dwarf run. Build mines and barracks everywhere, buy as much heavy infantry as you can, rename the capital to Orzammar or Moria (whichever dwarves you prefer) and rp the hell out of that session. You just need one lifetime of full stewardship focus to do all the setup, then you're set for the rest of the game.

  • @1ZeroGamingX
    @1ZeroGamingX Рік тому +9

    Can we appreciate that he named all the counties and duchies off a dwarf city generator for a second 😊😃

  • @valeskamaru6939
    @valeskamaru6939 Рік тому +10

    Man this idea was amazing, loved the video! and all the effort you put into the naming and details. Really made the map look like a part of LOTR map.

  • @ivantechlowiec3751
    @ivantechlowiec3751 Рік тому +7

    We need this as a series! Or another video expanding onto germany!

  • @attilajenkins1580
    @attilajenkins1580 Рік тому +8

    Fun story. Liked because of the Beal things.

  • @shaerick6867
    @shaerick6867 Рік тому +3

    Best part of new Alzabo videos is always the wordplay

  • @erdega2964
    @erdega2964 Рік тому +7

    I find it funny that your bloodline throughout this video was not of the character you started as because of a three-way

  • @tthaas
    @tthaas Рік тому +5

    Rome's famously built on 7 hills, so it would qualify for dwarven rule.

  • @rithessa
    @rithessa Рік тому +8

    Your playthroughs are just so consistently entertaining. Every pun a painting.

  • @carltonleboss
    @carltonleboss Рік тому +7

    Deep Rock Galactic 2 looks great!

  • @jean-charleschabrol390
    @jean-charleschabrol390 Рік тому +4

    I WAS JUST WATCHING YOUR STUFF

  • @Yazdeen
    @Yazdeen Рік тому +7

    “Tolkien stereotype” took me out 💀

  • @frederik1627
    @frederik1627 Рік тому +3

    Your story telling is really entertaining

  • @Rahbekkk
    @Rahbekkk Рік тому +1

    Chtonic redoubts - "Makes Giant a virtue" Waaaaiiit a minute.

  • @anna-katehowell9852
    @anna-katehowell9852 Рік тому +3

    Who else died a little inside every time he said Giocomo that way. It's JOCK-uh-mo, my dude.

    • @PromorteD
      @PromorteD Рік тому +6

      Actually, JACK-co-mo is how it's usually pronounced in Italy

  • @DrMalsyn
    @DrMalsyn Рік тому +2

    I'll never download the game, but I'd still listen to you read adds for an entire video.

    • @mikeoxmaul45
      @mikeoxmaul45 Рік тому

      If you ever do, you won't be able to stop...

  • @calimerohnir3311
    @calimerohnir3311 Рік тому +23

    your custom religion has giant as a vertue lol

    • @AlzaboHD
      @AlzaboHD  Рік тому +17

      Someone noticed, hide the giants!

    • @riqq6969
      @riqq6969 Рік тому +12

      Hey it’s just someone for them to look up to

  • @masterofallthelakesintown2472
    @masterofallthelakesintown2472 Рік тому +3

    You could have startet within the Swabian culture. They have such wonderful traditions like mountain homes.

  • @CracowProductions
    @CracowProductions Рік тому +2

    ROCK AND STONE

  • @collin4555
    @collin4555 Рік тому +2

    Deus vult and stone!

  • @NumberOneHouseLover
    @NumberOneHouseLover Рік тому +6

    got in here when it was uploaded 9 seconds ago?! no way

  • @hiroshi248
    @hiroshi248 Рік тому +3

    It was a nice campagne you did here! I liked the idea and the effort on renaming all counties

  • @jito7377
    @jito7377 Рік тому +2

    I like how you bend and change the laws of reality without using mods.

  • @ebifurai.163
    @ebifurai.163 Рік тому +1

    Babe wake up, new alzabohd video just dropped

  • @haozheng-hi8vx
    @haozheng-hi8vx Рік тому +1

    Did I just notice he named the holy order after the place where the grey beards lived, where beneath the throat of the world?

  • @ryokiritani4187
    @ryokiritani4187 Рік тому +1

    This is... a masterpiece. Holy fuck.

  • @y2s608
    @y2s608 Рік тому +1

    Cool vid bro

  • @terrifictomato262
    @terrifictomato262 Рік тому

    I wish alzabo narrated literally everything ever

  • @pierre-andrelecomte9384
    @pierre-andrelecomte9384 Рік тому +2

    Dawr ankor ek adit ek skruff dawi.
    (good realm you did you too-small-bearded dwarf) -attempt at Khazalid

  • @ollikoskiniemi6221
    @ollikoskiniemi6221 Рік тому +6

    Fun video! Can you do a part 2?

  • @axnowledge660
    @axnowledge660 Рік тому +7

    kenshi foreshadowing at the end there?

    • @AlzaboHD
      @AlzaboHD  Рік тому +4

      Maybe! Really enjoying this Beep / Hiver only campaign

  • @epictube51
    @epictube51 Рік тому

    Youre awesome, heres a boost!

  • @justinb2824
    @justinb2824 Рік тому +2

    Dwarf Fortress 3 announced!

  • @upbeat_paradiso6773
    @upbeat_paradiso6773 Рік тому +4

    Awesome video! You should do a matriarchy video from themyscira (Rhodes) and try and recreate Rome but Amazons essentially

  • @TheRavenLord1
    @TheRavenLord1 Рік тому +1

    Dwarves are good at being tossed. Just don’t tell the elf.

  • @davidgareau2319
    @davidgareau2319 Рік тому +1

    Only Ck3 youtuber I can stand

  • @Amoongusss
    @Amoongusss Рік тому

    Please do more democracy 4 content. Your videos about it are the best there is.

  • @zdradzieckipiese803
    @zdradzieckipiese803 Рік тому +3

    cool vid bro

  • @iznogood3147
    @iznogood3147 Рік тому +1

    Almost thought you had quit youtube. Great video as always.

  • @MixedMediaEnterprise
    @MixedMediaEnterprise Рік тому +1

    12:08 - Mountains, money and mead*

  • @polarvortex6496
    @polarvortex6496 Рік тому

    Rome's got seven hills, you're fine.

  • @nonya1366
    @nonya1366 Рік тому

    Fun fact: Technically it'd be Slaves to armok god of blood 3, Title Here.
    Dwarf fortress is the subtitle in Slaves to Armok god of blood 2.

  • @QuinnHolt-ns5sl
    @QuinnHolt-ns5sl Рік тому

    Lyrical wordsmith extraordinaire.

  • @kohlicoide2258
    @kohlicoide2258 Рік тому +3

    Baruk-Khazad!

  • @Veroxyde
    @Veroxyde Рік тому +1

    ROCK AND STONE!

  • @nooncob1915
    @nooncob1915 Рік тому +1

    Rock and Stone!

  • @sortilien2099
    @sortilien2099 Рік тому +4

    culture or religion should evolve at this point to make dwarf a noble trait

    • @mementomori771
      @mementomori771 Рік тому +3

      I wish we had more control over what traits were virtues

  • @paperytech9854
    @paperytech9854 Рік тому

    Funny thing is, the exact date you posted this video I was in , Aix-les-bains, Savoy, France, or should I say our dear dwarven capital of Din Kuldir 😂.
    Was wondering why people were kinda short over there😅.

  • @aqua9420
    @aqua9420 Рік тому +5

    Another masterpiece ❤

    • @BlissfulPurity-du6qs
      @BlissfulPurity-du6qs Рік тому +1

      Hi, I notice that youvhave Aqua as your Profile pic, my dude. 🤨📸

  • @0th_Law
    @0th_Law Рік тому +1

    Except High Hrothgar wasn't Dwemer. Red Mountain, on the other hand...

  • @aciarduce
    @aciarduce Рік тому

    Cthonic Redoubts: Makes GIANT a Virtue.....
    .......

  • @emperorofwends8875
    @emperorofwends8875 Рік тому +2

    18:00 SHORT??!!!
    THIS IS GOING IN THE BOOK OF GRUDGES UNGI

  • @MultiVictor122
    @MultiVictor122 Рік тому

    I loved the Pokemon reference🤣

  • @geoffreymak000
    @geoffreymak000 Рік тому +1

    Alzabo never fails to amuse me lol

  • @thewhiskeybro8762
    @thewhiskeybro8762 Рік тому +2

    Imbecile is actually the worst trait, I think it makes your character incapable of declaring war

  • @soral94
    @soral94 Рік тому

    True art! Thank you for the upload!!

  • @joshuabattaglia9578
    @joshuabattaglia9578 Рік тому

    I lost my shit. "Advanced age of 19"

  • @Narri89
    @Narri89 Рік тому

    Did someone say Rock and Stone!?

  • @Yomabo
    @Yomabo Рік тому +3

    Cool vid bro. I liked commented subscribed and rang that bell

  • @jukesduck9363
    @jukesduck9363 Рік тому

    BABE WAKE UP NEW ALZABHD CK3 CONTENT JUST DROPPED! (i would've posted sooner, i'm studying a lot!)

  • @cadencass848
    @cadencass848 Рік тому

    Love the thumbnail😂

  • @yaboipalps8616
    @yaboipalps8616 Рік тому +2

    Dwemer in elder kings !

  • @bas5681
    @bas5681 Рік тому +1

    Good shit

  • @MixedMediaEnterprise
    @MixedMediaEnterprise Рік тому

    If Tyrion had been allowed to inherit Casterley Rock.

  • @metaclownfish5921
    @metaclownfish5921 Рік тому +1

    great video as always

  • @Attacian
    @Attacian Рік тому

    Confession: I'm just here for the rhymes.

  • @m0ntheg3rs
    @m0ntheg3rs 8 місяців тому

    This is great

  • @SilverBleis
    @SilverBleis Рік тому

    Wow. Wonderful gameplay

  • @hatimzeineddine8723
    @hatimzeineddine8723 Рік тому

    I don't get why druze but hey, I'm here for it.

  • @davidruymen4984
    @davidruymen4984 Рік тому

    Cool Vid bro

  • @DrizzyDrake279
    @DrizzyDrake279 5 місяців тому

    ROCK AND STONE LADS

  • @reek459
    @reek459 Рік тому

    At first it was funny. And then i realized. I havent played enough to see a dwarf but ik you said ZEROMODS 😆

  • @PnzrDiv666
    @PnzrDiv666 Рік тому +1

    FÖR KARL!

  • @maxwellgarner3445
    @maxwellgarner3445 Рік тому

    Pepi II pilled today

  • @noctusfury6918
    @noctusfury6918 21 день тому

    This must've been fun, if albeit a lot of hard work! Well done! This was a fun video!
    The masks and glasses that a lot of characters have is really annoying. I wonder if there's a mod to get rid of them?

  • @ancresty69
    @ancresty69 Рік тому

    Kenshi YEEEEEEES

  • @tompitman8672
    @tompitman8672 Рік тому

    Cool vid bro

  • @GeanAmiraku
    @GeanAmiraku Рік тому

    I'm mildly upset you didn't use dwarf fortress name generator (d0rfforge). Great video though! I now want a dwarven kingdom of my own but with a proper dwarven religion instead of... dwarven papacy. Gods, what a sentence.

  • @peterbringstan4696
    @peterbringstan4696 Рік тому

    Why does he always sound like he’s rhyming even when he’s not

  • @amirilan4435
    @amirilan4435 Рік тому

    Make a dwarven Europe!

  • @GarlicPudding
    @GarlicPudding Рік тому +1

    ....Now do Elves.

  • @ilduce4298
    @ilduce4298 Рік тому

    Dwarves are cool

  • @nathanhaywood273
    @nathanhaywood273 Рік тому

    Very cool

  • @atimidbirb
    @atimidbirb 8 місяців тому

    cool vid bro

  • @combinecommando001
    @combinecommando001 8 місяців тому

    Do they have a book of grudges for those who made fun of their size?

  • @andrewverburg1805
    @andrewverburg1805 Рік тому +1

    I think he made Ferangi

    • @AlzaboHD
      @AlzaboHD  Рік тому +2

      Forgot the rules of acquisition!

    • @andrewverburg1805
      @andrewverburg1805 Рік тому

      @AlzaboHD When he becomes emperor he gains title of Grand Nagus, the women must be naked and chew their males food. Until that darn Rom reformed the culture.

  • @jeffk6548
    @jeffk6548 Рік тому

    We're rich!

  • @green6180
    @green6180 Рік тому

    cool vid broo