I never in my life thought I'd say this, but Kim Kardashian absolutely killed it on SNL. She was so on point the whole time and delivered her lines perfectly. Good on her.
@@craigchapman9564 That's true, but it's not like she wrote them. And for everyone making the same jokes again and again, over the years, I think she was a good sport about it.
Yea but the "pretty face, great hair, amazing boobs and a perfect butt" part... I mean not only is none of that true, it takes an epic level of vanity to state that publicly and mean it. That was just gross and cringey.
@@dHolbach77 I'd argue about the hair, but the rest... come on, man, they may be fake and not everyone's preference, but they are perfect in what they are supposed to be - a woman exaggerated.
@@Qq-xs1fz This is true. It’s a perfect example of crazy detached mental illness brought on by money and constant attention from young girls with their own mental illnesses, lol. All good though. Gen Z, you just keep on being you 😆😆🙏
Whether you like her or not, you have to give Kim Kardashian credit for being able to make fun of herself. She could have easily not read anything written for her, but she delivered those jokes like a champion.
What a disgusting joke. She should have some respect, she knew Nicole since her mom was her best friend. They are so stupid, no decency whatsoever. She is such a simpleton she would say anything they give her.
Why is this person paid at all? What are they producing of value for society? OF VALUE ... FOR SOCIETY (ie not just to enrich themselves)? Why does pop culture make people shallow trash? Why does any person give a s--t what this human says? It's about as bad as Bush Jr being all cool and forgiven because he was photographed given Michele Obama a piece of candy. Not sure who's more detached from reality: the wealthy themselves, or the automatons who consume their nonsense thereby enriching them more
I never understood why OJ murdering Nicole is such a joke. Why do people laugh at it? Imagine your loved one being brutally stabbed and throughout the years people constantly make fun of you for it and praise the killer and make jokes about him?
@@rissk7503 Amy told Kim to scratch a ton of her jokes. She did tell her to loosen up but Amy 100% was like "nah don't say that" and Kim was like "for sure thanks for the advice" then went and said it all anyway. Amy came back after the show and was like "I'm so glad u went with your gut bc I was wrong and you killed it"
Kim did very well at making this monologue so conversational. I've never heard her speak at a natural pace, in her natural voice, for such an extended period of time. She also did well in her comedic timing and delivery. Good for you, Kim! You nailed it.
@@tompaulcampbell nah bro she gets the respect for being a loyal lady OG who makes millions off of our brainwashed overly obsessive, materialistic & envious society. So yeah she made it y’all she broke the internet. Maintenance is gunna have to come back and fix it. Aw shit she broke it again. Cyber Security Guard: “Maintenance! We need you!! Kim broke the Internet… AGAIN” Maintenance “ahh shit… Again? But I just fixed that shit five minutes ago?!?! How tf did the break that shit already.” Cyber Security Guard: “I don’t know man she’s prolly gunna break the internet again after that so if I was you I’d just set up camp right next to the Interwebs and just fix it now then you can take ur 15 min break and by that time it might be broken again. Then fix it again. Wait a lil. Fix it back and wash, rinse and repeat so on and so forth” Maintenance: “COPY.”
@KillBabe Kim was naturally curvy & beautiful from the very beginning, thats the reference she was meaning. After they got surgery to look like her, miss Kim didn't wanna be ordinary amongst her sisters & decided to go further with the knife😂😂 , now she looks soo different & vet puffy on the face , she was way better before
Yooo. She's incredible. She actually nailed it. Walked over touchy subjects so comfortably. Was unapologetic in making her presence known. Funny!!! All while looking stunning.
I think many people will be surprised by this monologue, but anyone who actually follows the family knows they are actually very self-aware and love poking fun at themselves.
Yea I remember when Kim heard eminem dissing her in his older songs and an interviewer was trying to make it seem like she was upset with eminem but she was so excited and happy
They are absolutely not self aware. They think they are all “self made” even though they all inherited millions and were born into fame and wealth! They also deny plastic surgery and fillers, when it’s so completely evident that they have all had surgeries!!
@@noamweizmann the Kardashians actually joke about their surgeries sometimes and they are adult humans so it's impossible for them to not be self aware unless they were raised under a rock with no exposure to society.
Not only that, but being brave enough to wear that painted-on bodysuit (gloves included) also shows her confidence! Not every woman could pull that look off.
Honestly, the best opening monologue of this season. Every line was a joke that delivered so well and drew an audience reaction. Kudos to Kim and especially the writers. As a side note, this is one of the most diverse SNL casts ever, which makes every skit even more unpredictable than the next and enjoyable to watch.
I've only seen a handful of episodes of KUWTK. I remember laughing when I first heard her say she wanted to become a lawyer. I was thinking sure this spoiled rich girl is seriously going to become a layer, yeah right. But I'll be damned she actually followed through. My thoughts about her changed after that & to see her kill it here while having a good sense of humor made my respect for her grow even higher.
The monologue being good isn't a big deal (it's writers on the show that do that for celebrities like Kim), but her delivery is what makes it not suck. Kim has been pursuing law as a career...she's certainly no dummy.
The writing was good, but pacing was a little off for me. Seemed a bit rushed and kind of didn’t give each joke time to breathe, which is a little unfortunate because they were some pretty good jokes!
If you can laugh at it, you can be over it. She proved it. She basically made fun of some of what would be the darkest moments in her life. Kim, you won me over with this one girl.
wathcing the kardashians and then this makes the monologue so much better because you know what jokes made it to the script and which didn’t, its hilarious! i love kim so much🥹
When she said “it must have slipped my mom’s mind”, I cackled, and then it kept getting better. I didn’t expect this. Funniest monologue I’ve seen in a long time.
IM SOOO HAPPY SHE STUCK TO *HER* GUNS & STILL DECIDED TO KEEP THE "MOVIE PREMIERE" JOKE IN THERE! I 110% UNDERSTAND WHY SHE DID IT & AM SO PROUD OF HER! SHE KILLED IT! & To see how truly nervous she was & AAAAALL THE WORK THAT GOES ON BEHIND THE SCENES Just for a 4 min clip in the end? CRAZY!! So much respect!! ❤🙌
I don't really like this family, but I did see an interview with Khloe (I think it was on "Ellen") where she did an impression of Kim. It was funny. She has one tone of voice, whether she's joking or being serious. At least she's aware and they all apparently pick on her for it.
@@Spongebob12xc and many of them pass on a lot of the jokes written for them because they don't like the way they portray them. Gotta hand it to Kim for being a real one.
"I'm more than just the Photo my sister's showed their plastic surgeons" Ommmmggggggggg!!! DEAD! ... and then O.J. and her mother's boyfriend! Snap! This was SAVAGE!
@@nathandoyle5798 She doesn't RUN anything. Other businesses set up product lines and ask to license her name. She goes to meetings and picks things, and then other people go out and do the ACTUAL work. Wasnt she studying for the CA at one point, lol. So Americans are struggling so hard and killing themselves to make money and better themselves, yet you're living in fantasy land worshipping a bunch of bratty strangers. Come on dude.
Didn’t Kim write it? Why else would she be doing the monologue as Kim Kardashian West, herself? It’s one thing if this is a parody of herself or if she was playing a role, but she’s speaking as herself, the host…is she really this lazy and incompetent that she can’t think of anything to write for herself, from her own mind?
Damn dude. Writers on point. They actually wrote great jokes, her delivery of said jokes was great and the subject matters were just perfect. Great stuff!
@@grantnoroyan4083 I still felt like she was just reading lines from a teleprompter, but... she allowed for the writers' "self-deprication" bit, which I didn't expect her to do ;) And she didn't bomb, which is though, especially as a newcomer, so I can't blame her for asking around and stuff being written for her. That being said, she will have a hard time ever topping this... Pretty much everything she is was hit -.-
Everyone seems to forget that Kim and family are professionals! They are actors, entertainers and a tremendous part of show business. I hope no one thinks that reality tv is an unscripted, off the cuff situation! She's been in show business for over 20 years. Why so surprised that she can do an excellent job on SNL?! Her performance reminded me of the early days of SNL when it was truly funny and offered their audience the best celebrities to host and A list musicians! Bravo, Kim on an expected job well done!
@@grantnoroyan4083 i stick with she prolly ain’t THAT funny but i don’t know her IRL and the writers went stupid. Her delivery IS actually good compared to some newcomers who read off the prompter. I would at least give her the fact that she wasn’t like “i’m not gonna say that” she went all in.
Kim has become someone I admire. Becoming a Lawyer is such hard work. She never had to work again. Her work getting those with horrible sentences to prison is amazing. Kim K is a hero to me.
Kim Kardashian is something that theoretically or otherwise shouldn't exist: a talentless celebrity. Name ONE thing she can do. It's pathetic how today people think being an influencer is an actual job or a position in society to be honored. Why? There really isn't a reason.
Kim was throwing FLAMES! This sounds a lot like Michael Che material. I can't wait for the behind the scenes tales of this monologue to see how this was constructed. Regardless of who wrote it her delivery was great.
Wtf is the point of monologues if the host themselves don’t actually write it? What’s the point of a ghostwriter and why is the host reading it instead of the actual writer?
Writers have been writing the guest’s monologues since the show started, the producers would rather get laughs at the beginning of the show rather than awkward applause haha, can you imagine Donald Trump writing his own monologue? Or even Britney Spears or any non-comedian who’s hosted?
@@celiacarrascosa5364 so why not have the actual writers themselves introduce the host by reading their own material about the host? That’s a much better concept than plagiarism
@@penniewyatt9391 which she then says, immediately afterwards, was inspired by her dad. Did you stop the clip right at the sentence break to write that?
I’ve seen oscar winning actors not do this well in the SNL opening monologue. Kudos. I have been pretty indifferent about the entire family, but I’m pleasantly surprised here
@@martinenyx-filmstuff305 SNL hosts never really write their own lines. Plus, it takes a great deal of confidence to deliver lines without missing a beat
Just watched the Kardashians ep and I think it’s funny how she did actually made the jokes and the whole community was hating, also she did so good and she was so neevous
I can’t even lie I’m not a kardashian stan like that but I’m GEEEKINGGG at these jokes she is soo funnyyyy and really committed to the jokes even if they were about her, well done
She did good. Her public persona even though it’s been up and down she maintained her image well even being married to Kanye and that’s hard to do lol I don’t know why people dislike her she doesn’t seem to bother anyone
@@monotech20.14 I'm pretty sure you actually know nothing about her except what you see and hear in small snippets. Also, the things you mentioned aren't a good reason to dislike someone so much.
i'm suprised that i'm saying this, but kim did an awesome job on SNL. her comedic delivery was great, she made jokes about herself and her family, and the jokes themselves were really funny. great job, kim! :)
Watching The Kardashians and seeing how nervous she was to do this made this 10x more funny
haha ikr
@@evab.9431 same here! She did so well 🥰🥰🥰
Righttt
Right!
I agree!!
Writers: "How many family members are we allowed to roast?"
Kim: "Yes."
they knew she was so nervous and all the KarJenner clan told her to uses them, it's so amazing how they support each others.
I think kim herself came up with em 😭💀
@@BeldamDoll she said on her show she met with Amy Schumer & Dave chapelle hooked her up with a writer. They wrote the premise of the skit
@@lizzy__brock She also said she didn’t take any of Amy’s advice 😂
@@grimxxxxx correct - the writer (i don’t recall her name) was the skit presented to Amy that she used & disregarded Amy’s advice
I never in my life thought I'd say this, but Kim Kardashian absolutely killed it on SNL. She was so on point the whole time and delivered her lines perfectly. Good on her.
Except that jokes were literally 27 years old
Same! She did great
@@craigchapman9564 That's true, but it's not like she wrote them. And for everyone making the same jokes again and again, over the years, I think she was a good sport about it.
She seemed nervous, though I don't blame her.
Your delusional it was nothing but problematic
I’m so glad she kept that sex tape joke in after Amy Schumer told her to not mention it at all
She felt comfortable with it because Kanye flew to LA and came back with the whole tape!
And all the others Amy told her to take out!
why tf would u listen to that unfunny woman anyway
she kept everything Amy told her to toss lol which makes it even funnier
but she stole amy joke about an intimate night lol
She allowed the writers to really go in, good on her for having a sense of humor.
she’s been in the spotlight forever, i’m sure there’s nothing she’s never heard lol.
Yea but the "pretty face, great hair, amazing boobs and a perfect butt" part... I mean not only is none of that true, it takes an epic level of vanity to state that publicly and mean it. That was just gross and cringey.
@@dHolbach77 I'd argue about the hair, but the rest... come on, man, they may be fake and not everyone's preference, but they are perfect in what they are supposed to be - a woman exaggerated.
I can see why Kanye warmed up to her
@@Qq-xs1fz This is true. It’s a perfect example of crazy detached mental illness brought on by money and constant attention from young girls with their own mental illnesses, lol. All good though. Gen Z, you just keep on being you 😆😆🙏
Whether you like her or not, you have to give Kim Kardashian credit for being able to make fun of herself. She could have easily not read anything written for her, but she delivered those jokes like a champion.
Yes let us all gather around because she can make fun of herself! Amazing goddess! gtfo! #richworshipper
@@lalareal180 lol shut up
By the way, for anyone wondering, Dave Chappelle wrote the jokes in her monologue.
Kim kardashian WILL HAVE ANOTHER KID😱😱😱😨😨😱
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That doesn’t necessarily prove someone else did not write her jokes… 🤨
she was great, loved it....the ratings for the show sky rocketed...
The writers deserve a raise
& so does Kris
Her delivery doesn't...
Even not getting all the references, but it still works.
You don't know how they work behind the scenes. It's a group of writers who work with the actors and guest hosts, nlbut the monologe
I believe she had a lot of input.
She really walked into the writers room and said yes to everything.
Yea make fun of a man’s mental health
Yeah and so did the audience
Especially them writing that Kanye was the richest black man in America. What an insult to the actual one’s
shes also a billionaire...what are you???
Right like wtf....... first black person. Why is it just about black people . The kardashions or however u spell it ,.. target us so much
If she hadn’t mentioned how nervous she was in The Kardashians, I would’ve never guessed
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No she seems so nervous
@@GraceLove33 she doesn’t. I’ve seen worse. You’re delusional
@@parissssky3291 you can tell when someone is nervous, how does that make me delusional? It’s literally not that serious …
i don't watch the Kardashians reality drama but i can tell she's quite nervous eyes fixed reading the prompter
“Do you wanna take a stab in the dark at who it was?” that line was so dark, I still can’t even believe it came from her mouth.
I think it crossed the line from comedy into poor taste.
"that line was so dark".....................uh, no pun intended?
What a disgusting joke. She should have some respect, she knew Nicole since her mom was her best friend. They are so stupid, no decency whatsoever. She is such a simpleton she would say anything they give her.
I have no clue what she meant 😩
I agree, that was so cringe af, once she started talking about OJ I was like nope
"Because I am a Kim and not a Karen"
"I don't know how to be a Gold Digger. So, I ask my Mom's boyfriend Corey."
Pure Gold.
Why is this person paid at all? What are they producing of value for society? OF VALUE ... FOR SOCIETY (ie not just to enrich themselves)? Why does pop culture make people shallow trash? Why does any person give a s--t what this human says?
It's about as bad as Bush Jr being all cool and forgiven because he was photographed given Michele Obama a piece of candy.
Not sure who's more detached from reality: the wealthy themselves, or the automatons who consume their nonsense thereby enriching them more
@@egregiousqueef7781 the automatons like you that are here consuming their products!! 100% sure
@@egregiousqueef7781 So you’re angry & why are you angry?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Say what you will but this woman goes after what she wants, fearlessly and still morphing and changing!! Kim will probably be legendary.
Kim was made legendary after her tape with ray J 😂
@@NetAdmin586 which she put out herself to put herself on the map. a bold strategic move which worked
I honestly believe she already is. Love her or hate her.
She's lightened up alot
she sure has been morphing and changing
She did much better than expected. Even slipped in an OJ reference.
Yeah I mean I'm sure she didn't write them but she's a good sport
WOW! I'm honestly impressed
She also slipped other things from the bl back in the monologue.
@@SBRS47 👍🏻yes and true
Correct. But she doesn't write.
Of all the things I could’ve ever imagine, i never saw these OJ jokes coming. 🤣
Savage monologue, she crushed it.
Norm Macdonald is somewhere chuckling
Nothing but an Illuminati puppet.... Sell out... Fake.... Plastic..... Puppet.... Phony....
I never understood why OJ murdering Nicole is such a joke. Why do people laugh at it? Imagine your loved one being brutally stabbed and throughout the years people constantly make fun of you for it and praise the killer and make jokes about him?
@@jasonvargas7564 Do you have proof that he did it??? Was you there????
Didn't think so.... Now move along government bootlicker
She didn't write it tho... Wow. She can read!
"I'm just so much more than the reference photo my sisters show their plastic surgeons!" 😂😂😂
Wow you can parrot back a line...can you also do ...oh forget it
She's so full of herself.
That's probably one of her contributions to the writers that put together the monologue.
@@AnthonyGrantPressRelease You take the fun out of funny.
@@cherishchang8400 Go climb a tree 😚
Best joke in the entire monologue
Amy Schumer told her not to say a bunch of the lines she wrote and she still said em!!!! And she killed it!!!
No she didn’t, she just helped when to say them and actually told Kim to loosen up and go with what feels right
@@rissk7503 not exactly but kind of
@@rissk7503 Amy told Kim to scratch a ton of her jokes. She did tell her to loosen up but Amy 100% was like "nah don't say that" and Kim was like "for sure thanks for the advice" then went and said it all anyway. Amy came back after the show and was like "I'm so glad u went with your gut bc I was wrong and you killed it"
@@savannahrutledge4150maybe it’s better to just do the opposite of what Amy Schumer says when it comes to comedy
Omg like their reality show is actually realistic. Reality shows are scripted. That scene was scripted.
Kim did very well at making this monologue so conversational. I've never heard her speak at a natural pace, in her natural voice, for such an extended period of time. She also did well in her comedic timing and delivery. Good for you, Kim! You nailed it.
I mean the audience is required to laugh but yeah she did alright
*I LOOK AT PICS OF HER FEET ONCE EVERY WEEK, ATLEAST*
@@theokguy9837 this is the greatest comment I've ever seen 🤣
@@Tommyb1151 hahahaha im glad someone noticed it! 🙌🤣
@@theokguy9837 what? Seriously??
the way she personally attacked her whole family LMFAO
She gets every single ounce of respect
@@expandmyprivatepractice From the gangsta rap/looting/victim/gang scum culture maybe.
🤣😂🤣😂
@@tompaulcampbell nah bro she gets the respect for being a loyal lady OG who makes millions off of our brainwashed overly obsessive, materialistic & envious society. So yeah she made it y’all she broke the internet. Maintenance is gunna have to come back and fix it. Aw shit she broke it again. Cyber Security Guard: “Maintenance! We need you!! Kim broke the Internet… AGAIN” Maintenance “ahh shit… Again? But I just fixed that shit five minutes ago?!?! How tf did the break that shit already.” Cyber Security Guard: “I don’t know man she’s prolly gunna break the internet again after that so if I was you I’d just set up camp right next to the Interwebs and just fix it now then you can take ur 15 min break and by that time it might be broken again. Then fix it again. Wait a lil. Fix it back and wash, rinse and repeat so on and so forth” Maintenance: “COPY.”
She didn't write these jokes tho lol
That monologue was priceless. Nice to see Kim has the balls to allow a laugh at her reality.
EXACTLY! I LOVED IT!
For the right price almost anyone would . . .
Well they paid her millions to do it, anybody would.
Well she got paid so yeah..
@JJ That doesn't mean you stop getting paid and do business for free. The point is to stay relevant.
Who watched the Kardashian’s this week on Hulu and went straight to this clip to see which jokes made it to the final sketch? 🙋🏾♂️
Yes
Meeee
Amy Schumer ruined it.
🙋🏾♀️
Me too!!
She had me at “how many people watch SNL, 10 mil? This is just a chill, intimate night for me” 😂😂😂
Nothing but an Illuminati puppet.... Sell out... Fake.... Plastic..... Puppet.... Phony....
That is so true, a chill night at home.
@@Independentmusician bruh lmao
@@TheDrunkLibertarian I don't understand how the truth is so funny... 🤔
Puppet barcissist
For real, this monologue is SAVAGE. I did NOT see that coming. Bravo
She did that!
Well, to be fair, someone else wrote it. She just agreed to what was included and “performed” it.
@@dtschuor459 no shit someone else wrote! That’s a given…..it’s SNL!
Huh 😂
This was like the Nas - Ether of SNL monologues.
“OJ does leave a mark, or several, or none at all, I still don’t know”
My god lmaoo
Not funny in the least. Disgusting
I worry about people like you that think that's funny. He slaughtered those people. Sick
@@loriolson1143 It's a Norm joke come on
@@loriolson1143 it’s a good fuckin joke
@@aClownBaby- Put yourself in Nicole's family's place. Would you think it was funny if a loved one was murdered and someone made a joke about it?
I'm glad she didn't take amy shumer's advice and just went with all the jokes she originally wrote. So good
She literally took her advice on multiple things
@@Biancabm1not what literally means
She didn't write those jokes but she delivered them absolutely flawlessly.
Almost nobody writes their own SNL monologue jokes lmao
Hosts don't write the opening monologues
No shit she didn’t write it! SNL writes every skit and monologue for all guest host. Duh
professional comedians go up there and didnt write all of their jokes so why would she
newsflash: no host (maybe beside comedians) write their opening monologue
*“So, I asked my mom’s boyfriend, Corey.”* 💀🪦
💀💀💀💀
What about Scott?? Damn, that wentover people heads too😂😂
@@Jon1LAW right
The best.... you nailed it kim
So true
I’m shocked the joke about her sisters taking her photo as a reference to their plastic surgeons was kardashian approved but I’m here for it
It was so true they all have her body now lol. No lie I want her body too.
@@Joshuamen9 😑 Just be your damn self, to many woman running around here looking like fake build a bear bitches.
her mom knows who is the bread winner lmao
@KillBabe Kim was naturally curvy & beautiful from the very beginning, thats the reference she was meaning. After they got surgery to look like her, miss Kim didn't wanna be ordinary amongst her sisters & decided to go further with the knife😂😂 , now she looks soo different & vet puffy on the face , she was way better before
@@Joshuamen9 she looks ridiculous and so do most broads who copy her
Yooo. She's incredible. She actually nailed it. Walked over touchy subjects so comfortably. Was unapologetic in making her presence known. Funny!!! All while looking stunning.
I think many people will be surprised by this monologue, but anyone who actually follows the family knows they are actually very self-aware and love poking fun at themselves.
True
Yea I remember when Kim heard eminem dissing her in his older songs and an interviewer was trying to make it seem like she was upset with eminem but she was so excited and happy
They are absolutely not self aware. They think they are all “self made” even though they all inherited millions and were born into fame and wealth! They also deny plastic surgery and fillers, when it’s so completely evident that they have all had surgeries!!
@@noamweizmann the Kardashians actually joke about their surgeries sometimes and they are adult humans so it's impossible for them to not be self aware unless they were raised under a rock with no exposure to society.
@@noamweizmann tell me you’ve never watched their show without telling me you’ve never watched their show
“I’m a Kim, not a Karen.”
I swear, I love this monologue and how she delivered it.
trash
Her timing was way off
Yes yes. She did great
@@AmaAndZing you perfect huh. Lololol
@BrightForest You?
She looked so confident up there. She did 1000% better than she would’ve a few years ago. I love the growth
Character development. Love to see it
Her true worth to the world is how she moves through fear and smashes goals. So inspiring
Not only that, but being brave enough to wear that painted-on bodysuit (gloves included) also shows her confidence! Not every woman could pull that look off.
Honestly, the best opening monologue of this season. Every line was a joke that delivered so well and drew an audience reaction. Kudos to Kim and especially the writers. As a side note, this is one of the most diverse SNL casts ever, which makes every skit even more unpredictable than the next and enjoyable to watch.
High praise! I'll have to watch the entire episode
The energy she's giving is so genuine & positive. I'm starting to like her more & more ever since KUWTK ended.
People behind the scene say she is nice and very down to earth. Kris would actually have conversation with the maids about their lives.
Ugh
I've only seen a handful of episodes of KUWTK. I remember laughing when I first heard her say she wanted to become a lawyer. I was thinking sure this spoiled rich girl is seriously going to become a layer, yeah right.
But I'll be damned she actually followed through. My thoughts about her changed after that & to see her kill it here while having a good sense of humor made my respect for her grow even higher.
@vbddfy euuyt And just how many times you and the other K.Kardashian rump kissers have seen her video
why didn’t you like her on kuwtk she showed her sweet personality and how down to earth she is i loved her on it she’s been my fav
idk whats weirder. kim hosting snl, or actually having a good monologue
The monologue being good isn't a big deal (it's writers on the show that do that for celebrities like Kim), but her delivery is what makes it not suck. Kim has been pursuing law as a career...she's certainly no dummy.
Seriously good writing there.
The writing was good, but pacing was a little off for me. Seemed a bit rushed and kind of didn’t give each joke time to breathe, which is a little unfortunate because they were some pretty good jokes!
Preach!👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
I am really wondering if she hired Dave Chappell or Michael Che to write for her. Cause that was pretty good.
If you can laugh at it, you can be over it. She proved it. She basically made fun of some of what would be the darkest moments in her life. Kim, you won me over with this one girl.
She didn't write it. She just read it from cue cards. She won't lose anything from it.
Wow, thanks for clarifying how scripted skit shows work and the fact that she’s not writing monologues in her free time.
Say what you want. She's actually really funny. She wrote it and read it. Boo to you!! 😜
Same Lol
Darkest?
wathcing the kardashians and then this makes the monologue so much better because you know what jokes made it to the script and which didn’t, its hilarious! i love kim so much🥹
Damn whoever wrote her jokes did a great job… she did better than anyone thought she would… she killed it lookin fabulous
Kanye wrote them lol
Dumbass SNL writes all the jokes for the guest host. Even the comedians!
thank you for being honest she did really well and was quite funny
When ya got Kim K money. She gunna have the best of the best hekp
John Mulaney I'm assuming
When she said “it must have slipped my mom’s mind”, I cackled, and then it kept getting better. I didn’t expect this. Funniest monologue I’ve seen in a long time.
"We can't have three failed politicians in the family"
Burn baby burn
Kanye Kaitlyn And who?
@@Grt1n she would have been the third is what she means
Right Rob Sr would not have been happy with that
@@BubbaJoey01 Right, at least she’s realistic 😂🤣
Just ask the Bushes how that is they got 4 😂😂😂
IM SOOO HAPPY SHE STUCK TO *HER* GUNS & STILL DECIDED TO KEEP THE "MOVIE PREMIERE" JOKE IN THERE! I 110% UNDERSTAND WHY SHE DID IT & AM SO PROUD OF HER! SHE KILLED IT! & To see how truly nervous she was & AAAAALL THE WORK THAT GOES ON BEHIND THE SCENES Just for a 4 min clip in the end? CRAZY!! So much respect!! ❤🙌
You can’t tell the difference between her joking and being serious.
I don't really like this family, but I did see an interview with Khloe (I think it was on "Ellen") where she did an impression of Kim. It was funny. She has one tone of voice, whether she's joking or being serious. At least she's aware and they all apparently pick on her for it.
It’s the Botox 🤣
That’s the point
So she nailed it then.
This was surprisingly fun. She brought the SNL writer's words to life and actually nailed it.
That’s literally every guest host every actor every singer! They all bring the writers words to life.
@@Spongebob12xc and many of them pass on a lot of the jokes written for them because they don't like the way they portray them. Gotta hand it to Kim for being a real one.
Well, she IS good at nailing (Just a dumb joke no hate to Kim K)
Shout out to the writers
Lmao. Yes she will be casted for the next Grammy. Smh
"I'm so much more than the reference photo my sister's showed their plastic surgeons.."--Savage
"im not a gold digger im not sure how you even become one, i would have to ask my moms boyfriend corey" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
If a man made that joke about a woman would it still be funny?
@@gamerjamson yes, im happy to say i dont care what race/gender somebody is, if a joke is funny ill laugh
I howled
“So I asked my moms boyfriend Corey” the laugh I let out.
Me too
I was shocked 😲
HAHA SAME
Lmao same!!
did she just accused Corey as a gold digger???
The OJ jokes…assuming that Norm is now haunting the writers’ room and randomly possessing people.
Epic comment
Bro this is a DEEPCUT! Funny AF!!
That sounds very Norm lol
Haa♡
Good lord Norm, you’re looking awfully attractive and not dead today!
Next family's lunch be like: ...........
Lets be honest, They're just happy to still being talked about.
Imagine …….they are going to be shaking salads in plastic containers so hard with a hard silence …very intense starring. Lol 😂😭
Shyea, it totally be like that, huh my mans… 😆🤡
They can't say anything because she is the very reason why all of them are rich and famous. Funny how one sex tape can create that much wealth.
@@UA-camDave-tp7ij And a really lame sex tape, at that!
Watching the Kardashians knowing that Kim was so nervous to do this. It just made it ten times better she is so funny.
"I'm more than just the Photo my sister's showed their plastic surgeons"
Ommmmggggggggg!!! DEAD! ... and then O.J. and her mother's boyfriend! Snap! This was SAVAGE!
🤣
Savage? Wrong...it was classless
Kim E’s the best ,she knows how to give em what THEY WANT ,LOL smh MAKE THAT CASH girl an 🙏🏽blessing to ALLLLL
@@craigchapman9564 shut up basic hater. No argument behind your empty words. How edgy…
Especially because it's true
I’m not into her but she executed that like second nature I’m sure the writer’s are pleased well done 👍🏼
“i don’t know how she saw that one coming and not caitlyn” 💀
Kaitlyn*
@@cooterswift916 its literally spelled caitlyn get ur facts right
@@sbbkuu kalm down, he's not interested in you.
I know how it's spelled
That was funny
This was one of the funniest monologues I’ve ever seen. Kudos to Kim!
Seriously? No it's not funny. Give me a break.
@@lincolnlane6763 the oj slash joke was really funny when it first came out ngl
lowkey y’all.. she killed that. even if she was reading it off a card. she delivered that monologue so well.
It was bad
“Lowkey” just means you have to look really hard for it and then justify it.
oh wow she can read lol. stop over praising mediocrity 🙄 she is rich trash.
@@subteeninhumansamuraiamphi5019
CRY MORE..
@@subteeninhumansamuraiamphi5019 several people host snl and do ok , even if it was written this was one of the best monologues in while for snk
*SO* many people just got burned...
I know! They got roasted & toasted. To a crisp.
LMAO not sure about that
"it came down to just one thing... His personality!" 😂
OH SO U KNOW KIM IS NOT A SHE BUT A HE??? THEY ALL WERE.
@@edp5409 WHAT. what the hell are you talking about ?!!?
💔
She did really funny 🤣 . I’m glad she didn’t change her monologue that Amy Schumer suggested.
She was F-in hilarious. I come back to this SNL opening all the time.
I didn’t think she’d go this hard omg 😂
@@Balletified oh definitely, but the fact she was still okay going through w it
@@Balletified she gives people attention. Get a mind of your own and stop hating on her for being a famous billionaire. She doesn't know you
@@realdavidjones1623 hahahahaha 😂😂😂😆😆
@@scouts.748...
Omg she dragged her whole family lmao
she murdered this! 😭
OJ is probably jealous at how well she murdered it.
@@jetsamperes5762 uh
OJ must be proud 😂😂
Absolutely
Shes korny.
One thing everyone in this business knows about Kim - she works hard. If she’s going to host SNL she’s gonna come to play. Good on her.
She works hard? Doing what?
Running her many businesses like the big billionaire she is. What a boss 🤑🤑
@@nathandoyle5798 She doesn't RUN anything. Other businesses set up product lines and ask to license her name. She goes to meetings and picks things, and then other people go out and do the ACTUAL work. Wasnt she studying for the CA at one point, lol. So Americans are struggling so hard and killing themselves to make money and better themselves, yet you're living in fantasy land worshipping a bunch of bratty strangers. Come on dude.
@@justforviewing2 she doesn’t license anymore. Skims is her business. Do your research.
I’m not reading all that 😴😴🥱🥱 stay mad tho
"We can't have 3 failed politicians in one family."
Lmao 😆 😆 😆
Who’s the other one aside from Caitlyn? That’s the only joke I didn’t get.
@@est1989x Kanye ran for president I think
@@butterflyloveppg772 Kanye did two years ago
Whoever wrote this monologue deserves a raise! Hilarious. And Kim's delivery was surprisingly good!
Yes, she was okay at it. Surprise
Michelle wolf wrote it
Her delivery was god awful lmfao
Didn’t Kim write it? Why else would she be doing the monologue as Kim Kardashian West, herself? It’s one thing if this is a parody of herself or if she was playing a role, but she’s speaking as herself, the host…is she really this lazy and incompetent that she can’t think of anything to write for herself, from her own mind?
@@jasonvargas7564 no, there is a whole team of writers at SNL. She definitely didn't write these.
Damn dude. Writers on point. They actually wrote great jokes, her delivery of said jokes was great and the subject matters were just perfect. Great stuff!
She should’ve kept the R Kelly joke! That one killed me
Which one ???
who knew she could pull this off? she’s funny af and props to the writers!
i wouldnt fo as far to say she is funny in any way she did better than expected at delivering good dialogue that was written for her
@@grantnoroyan4083 This.
@@grantnoroyan4083 I still felt like she was just reading lines from a teleprompter, but... she allowed for the writers' "self-deprication" bit, which I didn't expect her to do ;)
And she didn't bomb, which is though, especially as a newcomer, so I can't blame her for asking around and stuff being written for her.
That being said, she will have a hard time ever topping this... Pretty much everything she is was hit -.-
Everyone seems to forget that Kim and family are professionals! They are actors, entertainers and a tremendous part of show business. I hope no one thinks that reality tv is an unscripted, off the cuff situation! She's been in show business for over 20 years. Why so surprised that she can do an excellent job on SNL?! Her performance reminded me of the early days of SNL when it was truly funny and offered their audience the best celebrities to host and A list musicians! Bravo, Kim on an expected job well done!
@@grantnoroyan4083 i stick with she prolly ain’t THAT funny but i don’t know her IRL and the writers went stupid. Her delivery IS actually good compared to some newcomers who read off the prompter. I would at least give her the fact that she wasn’t like “i’m not gonna say that” she went all in.
That was a great monologue, roasting the shit out of her family, and especially OJ. Norm would've been so proud.
He Wouldn’t Have Even Smiled
@@jchamm3r thank you
Gag me.
@@lincolnlane6763 open up
@@Charlezard. not long enough 🤏
She laughed a little to hard at the joke about her mom's boyfriend LOL 😂😂
Most likely the moms boyfriend is sexually confused like Bruce was
Kris deserves better.
Her delivery is spot on. Timing is great. Jokes are really good. She thanked her family for being such good sports about the jokes.
Whoever wrote this monologue DESERVES A RAISE!!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
There's plenty of material to work with though so it's not that much of a stretch
I liked how she joked about every sensitive event in her life except her being robbed in Paris.
Well obviously... she has major trauma from that event
@@matteanurre3122 Touché.
I think it will take a while. She has PTSD from that experience.
wasn't she tied up and at gun point? i don't know how you can make that funny
@@That1punk91 she made her mum's best friend being decapitated into a joke...
All the jokes in this monologue were home runs. Kim did a great job.
totally agree
Damn she smashed this... A lot of actors with a lot of experienced cannot deliver so smoothly ... Well done to her
EXACTLYY
Unexpectedly one of the best monologues ever. Every single joke landed!
Truly Top 3 for sure
Kardashians has much material to play with.
“I don’t know how she saw that one coming and not Caitlin” 😂😂😂😂 I almost turned my wifi off.. I cannot!! 😂😂😂
🤪🤪
Not that funny chill out
‘So I asked my mom’s boyfriend Cory’ best line hahah
Kim has become someone I admire. Becoming a Lawyer is such hard work. She never had to work again. Her work getting those with horrible sentences to prison is amazing. Kim K is a hero to me.
Please tell me you're being sarcastic
She represents everything people hate, and simultaneously everything people love.
If that neutralizes itself out to a "meh" then... true for me.
@@Psychol-Snooper True; I'm pretty much ambivalent about her and am happy to know very little about her (and pop "culture" in general).
I agree. Most people work hard and most of their lives to be set financially. She was BORN wealthy.
You’re dumb for this comment. Imma take a cold shower.
Kim Kardashian is something that theoretically or otherwise shouldn't exist: a talentless celebrity. Name ONE thing she can do. It's pathetic how today people think being an influencer is an actual job or a position in society to be honored. Why? There really isn't a reason.
Kim was throwing FLAMES! This sounds a lot like Michael Che material. I can't wait for the behind the scenes tales of this monologue to see how this was constructed. Regardless of who wrote it her delivery was great.
Great observation
Wtf is the point of monologues if the host themselves don’t actually write it? What’s the point of a ghostwriter and why is the host reading it instead of the actual writer?
Tbh she did an amazing job delivering brilliant lines
Writers have been writing the guest’s monologues since the show started, the producers would rather get laughs at the beginning of the show rather than awkward applause haha, can you imagine Donald Trump writing his own monologue? Or even Britney Spears or any non-comedian who’s hosted?
@@celiacarrascosa5364 so why not have the actual writers themselves introduce the host by reading their own material about the host? That’s a much better concept than plagiarism
The joke about her dad getting innocent people out of jail went over everyone's head.
Omg, you are so damn right!
No, she is getting innocent people out of jail.
@@penniewyatt9391 which she then says, immediately afterwards, was inspired by her dad. Did you stop the clip right at the sentence break to write that?
Dude I’m in tears😂💀
@@penniewyatt9391 How is she doing that??
I’m happy for her coming to the show. But imagine Kourtney omg 😂 she’s the funniest kardashian
Kim literally killed it though she was perfect 😂
I find Khloe hilarious as well!
I’ve seen oscar winning actors not do this well in the SNL opening monologue. Kudos. I have been pretty indifferent about the entire family, but I’m pleasantly surprised here
Same here!
Same here. I wasn't expecting much, but that was poise personified. Respect. 👍
I mean, did she write it tho?
Which Oscar winning actors?
@@lc4328 No, not entirely. Hosts collaborate with the writers but it's unclear how much the hosts came up with.
Her delivery sucks though.
I’ve never been a fan of hers, but while the jokes may have been written by the SNL writers, she was genuinely fucking funny here!
No she wasnt
@@Mickymouse21 You probably a female of the bigger variety huh
@@Will-bn9km meh. I felt she was reading from a teleprompter and didn't like it much either. Is that a crime?
@@Will-bn9km I'm a male stoopid
Wasn’t* and it’s spelt stupid, stupid. Go take your negativity elsewhere.
Killed that shit!!!!
LATOYA I LOVE YOU
@Mr laugh its not fair that you can leave a link, but the demon youtuber named "Share His Vision" doesnt get any attention... How darê you.
She killed it so hard! I love her even more and even felt proud of her!
Just like OJ
I think she did a wonderful job, she was funny, and I’m definitely proud of her delivery
Kim, you're doing amazing sweetie! 😍Who else thinks she crushed her SNL debut?
She absolutely nailed it!
No lol
I have never watched her show but this was hilarious and she killed it.
I’m surprised you didn’t reply faster just shows you not up to date💅
*lmao ENews aND KUWK here.. we nEED a reaction clip from the fam to this* 😂
You can hate her but you can’t deny that she’s actually become more confident nowadays and she’s very well spoken
Sure with her $$$ she can be confident
The haters will never admit that though no matter what she does
Lol when other people write her own lines? Sure
@@martinenyx-filmstuff305 SNL hosts never really write their own lines. Plus, it takes a great deal of confidence to deliver lines without missing a beat
She’s been half (or completely) naked like fifty times. Could have fooled me that she’s struggling with her confidence.
Whoever wrote this monologue deserves a raise.
Well. He or she has certainly RAISED my eyebrows. Good stuff. Good stuff.
As you can see: I am not *that person...
Just watched the Kardashians ep and I think it’s funny how she did actually made the jokes and the whole community was hating, also she did so good and she was so neevous
"you wanna take a stab in the dark at who it was?"
Deceased Norm: "Heyyyy, now"
You know he was smilin’
When I read your comment I just heard Norm’s laugh from out of nowhere 🤣
Miss you Norm ...
Careful with that, that's my lucky stabbin' hat
What universe are we in were Kim Kardashian is carrying the OJ jokes torch for Norm McDonald and Dave Chappelle?
"OJ leaving several marks" was a savage line, underrated
Or maybe not at all, I still don’t know” killed me.
@@MommyHelpU That was savage!
How would you feel if you were the family of Ron or Nicole?
@@MommyHelpU her father knew. Look at his face when they read the verdict. Kardashian knows he helped a murderer go free.
@@dougspidermanhappy
How would you feel????
STFU
Daaamn this wasn’t bad. Even if the jokes were written for her the delivery was solid abd she was clearly comfortable to joke about everything.
It was sooo bad. She’s pathetic and this was pathetic. Such a phony. She’ll do anything to stay relevant
You must be paid to say what you said. This was horrible and Kanye should be annoyed too
@Katie Higgins lmao
@Katie Higgins her delivery was very good. She is comfortable with the camera
@Katie Higgins lol
I can’t even lie I’m not a kardashian stan like that but I’m GEEEKINGGG at these jokes she is soo funnyyyy and really committed to the jokes even if they were about her, well done
This is hilarious lol. So glad to see that Kim is at a point where she isn’t taking herself too seriously and can laugh at herself.
i mean thats true confidence love
She did good. Her public persona even though it’s been up and down she maintained her image well even being married to Kanye and that’s hard to do lol I don’t know why people dislike her she doesn’t seem to bother anyone
You can't tell why people dislike her? Nothing to do w/ her being rich by the way.
@@HeyThereHiThereHoThere Being a vapid hack for one.
@@monotech20.14 I'm pretty sure you actually know nothing about her except what you see and hear in small snippets. Also, the things you mentioned aren't a good reason to dislike someone so much.
@Audrianna K. Bruh what..
i'm suprised that i'm saying this, but kim did an awesome job on SNL. her comedic delivery was great, she made jokes about herself and her family, and the jokes themselves were really funny. great job, kim! :)
Not really.
@@lincolnlane6763 😂😂 Oh well, sorry you hated it
I’m dying at the fact that right after this monologue she got YANKED off of the stage😂💀
The snl writers ain't shit 😂 They had this women roasting her entire family and I was here for all of it 😂
Thats why shes there
They had to justify her appearance there.
@@toneriggz why would they have to justify her being there
Actually Dave Chappelle wrote her monologue
You think this was improvised?
“Wanna take a stab in the dark, who that was??”
Killer line.
My mouth dropped when she said that
Yo this monologue was hilarious, she made sure the writers didn't hold back
Hands down one of the most ICONIC monologues from a non-comedian
YOU’RE DOING AMAZING SWEETIEEEE!! ✨✨✨✨✨
Lol, you have to talk to her like she is on the short bus.
Lmfaoooo