A Time-Lapse Map of Every Nuclear Explosion Since 1945 - by Isao Hashimoto
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- Опубліковано 23 жов 2010
- Japanese artist Isao Hashimoto has created a beautiful, undeniably scary time-lapse map of the 2053 nuclear explosions which have taken place between 1945 and 1998, beginning with the Manhattan Project's "Trinity" test near Los Alamos and concluding with Pakistan's nuclear tests in May of 1998. This leaves out North Korea's two alleged nuclear tests in this past decade (the legitimacy of both of which is not 100% clear).
Each nation gets a blip and a flashing dot on the map whenever they detonate a nuclear weapon, with a running tally kept on the top and bottom bars of the screen. Hashimoto, who began the project in 2003, says that he created it with the goal of showing"the fear and folly of nuclear weapons." It starts really slow - if you want to see real action, skip ahead to 1962 or so - but the buildup becomes overwhelming.
www.ctbto.org/specials/1945-19...
Multimedia artwork
"2053" - This is the number of nuclear explosions conducted in various parts of the globe.*
Profile of the artist: Isao HASHIMOTO
Born in Kumamoto prefecture, Japan in 1959.
Worked for 17 years in financial industry as a foreign exchange dealer. Studied at Department of Arts, Policy and Management of Musashino Art University, Tokyo.
Currently working for Lalique Museum, Hakone, Japan as a curator.
Created artwork series expressing, in the artist's view, "the fear and the folly of nuclear weapons":
"1945-1998" © 2003
"Overkilled"
"The Names of Experiments"
About "1945-1998" ©2003
"This piece of work is a bird's eye view of the history by scaling down a month length of time into one second. No letter is used for equal messaging to all viewers without language barrier. The blinking light, sound and the numbers on the world map show when, where and how many experiments each country have conducted. I created this work for the means of an interface to the people who are yet to know of the extremely grave, but present problem of the world."
Contact the artist:
Should you have any query regarding this artwork, please contact e-mail address below:
hashi123@amy.hi-ho.ne.jp
* The number excludes both tests by North Korea (October 2006 and May 2009).
That one spot in the Pacific ocean:
France:
"Do you want to explode?"
I’m pretty sure that spot is in French Polynesia
Everyone: no one lives in the Pacific, let's bomb it
China: lol fuck Tibet
@@greengreen110 All of China's nuclear explosions happened in Lop Nur, Xinjiang
@@linus198062 I'm not that into geography, all I know is that the CCP hate west China
@Unique Chris No, it's French Polynesia. Specifically, Fangataufa Atoll and Moruroa Atoll.
Bikini and Johnston Atolls were the sites of U.S. Pacific nuclear tests. The French used French Polynesia.
Soviets: *test one nuke*
Americans: *P A R T Y T I M E*
Soviets: *test one bomb*
Americans: Let's waste a bunch of our own money and nuke the shit out of our own land. That'll show em!
Also Americans: wE'rE sMarT
@@thorthegodofthunder9150 T e s t i n g s i t e
Thor The God of Thunder
USSR: does the exact same thing
Thor The God of Thunder: y’all hear sumn
13:00 think twice
@@thorthegodofthunder9150 lol you just got rekt
USA:just one more nuke in Nevada
USSR:just one more nuke in Kazakhstan
France; just one more nuke in French polynesia
@@DeamonDragoonand North Africa
Britain: Hey, I’ve run out of colonies to test my nukes on, can I test ‘em over at your place?
U.S.: Yeah, bro, of course, I got you.
BFF's
britain just remembered the US was a former colony.
US and Russia over there playing "let's see who can nuke themselves the hardest", meanwhile the UK is like "Hey Australia! Catch!"
why uk use australia
@@angelinaofficieletefigjika9902 They made tea by putting the milk in first 🤬
lmao so true
Ussr not russia
underrated
USSR: doesn't nuke US
US: "Fine...i'll do it myself."
😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
USSR not to be out matched Goes and nukes all over USSR as well
ua-cam.com/video/W9B8NrjOWcI/v-deo.html rick roll... or is it?
@@batmanv.hendustan7506 Oh god, pls dont tell me this is a rick roll. I will click it
Test results: "If you blow up a small town, it gets destroyed"
Only took them 1000 nukes to figure it out
More like "if you blow up the desert, it leaves a big ass crater"
"my Le bomb....Le kill people?!" -Robert J Oppenheimer aka japanslayer9000
Another incident left out entirely, including from the description, is the 1979 Vela Incident, where satellites detected two flashes of light matching the profile of nuclear detonations in the southern Indian Ocean, roghly half-way between Madagascar and Antarctica. Nobody has claimed responsibility for the detonations, but it's suspected to have been an undeclared joint test by Israel and South Africa.
"An unknown player has entered the game." Now there's a disconcerting notion. 😅
Good point. Israel was the only state that would do (clandeastine) nuclear business with South Africa because it was so heavily sanctioned due to apartheid.
As a follow on to the Vela incident the U.S.A. and СССР would have both sent their nuke isotope sniffing planes to grab samples from the air following the satellite detection. The resultant isotopic fingerprint can reasonably tell you who/what reactor or enrichment process produced the material and also the geologic source.
Thus it is fair to conclude that the major powers of the world secretly know who the Vela Incident belongs to but are otherwise choosing to not say.
@@zimports admission of the Vela incident already does admit failure of antiproliferation. The choice to not also reveal identities is seperate from that and undoubtedly political in the extreme.
Edit: that the opposing world super powers both chose to not disclose the identities makes it even more curious.
@@Yaivenov100% most likely Israel
Lies you tell yourself:
Netflix: *just one more episode*
Chocolate: *just one more piece*
USA: *JUST ONE MORE NUKE*
Also USA: *JUST A LITTLE MORE OIL*
I mean they created animes because of the nukes
Dutch vander Linde: one more score
@@lesscringeymapperdude so anime destroyed future generations x)
Thor The God of Thunder no it should be Saudi Arabia
US: **tests 1000 nukes**
"It's not enough we need more!!!"
India: **tests 1 nuke**
"Yeah.. that'll work.."
It's because the US itself says "nO It'S tOo DaNgErOuS!"
@@tryambaknathjha7574 the bombs only got more lethel what's your point
Lol
And USA tried to cut ties with India. But India can stand on its foot😎. Now we are allies.
@@ApoorvaRajBhadani yep
I like how the USA and USSR were going absolutely crazy with tests in the late 50s until the Tsar Bomba happens, where both countries collectively take a pause and reflect on what they just did
Partial Test Ban Treaty 1963.
There was also a pause in the USSR in 1986, the year of the explosion at the Chernobyl nuclear power plant.
@@SzaraSzarancza since the video is titled "nuclear explosion" and not "atomic/nuclear bomb", i thought chernobyl would be included
the whole cancer thing makes a lot of sense now
I just had the same thought.
Clearly a scientist speaking
No, no, it's cheeseburgers and 5g... not the government!
Same thought
Dinosaurs had cancer, it is evidenced in fossils. But yes, this has to have increased the prevalence.
Aliens: *"Why are they nuking themselves?"*
Matt TheDestroyer 2 your welcome for that 100th like
Or they be like, waw, they really know how to rave
@@paulocanecarlthedamnjohnson gracias señor
@ Matt It was before they developed Burning Man. We have not nuked ourselves since.
Matt TheDestroyer 2 I'TS A GAME WE PLAY CALLED:
kill
France: nukes literally the opposite side of the world.
Russia: nukes borders, near friends.
US: nukes middle of country. Invites friends over to do the same.
At 1991 ussr is fall lol
No, for USSR that was literally the.middle of the country
The US also bombed a lot of pacific islands
They nuked Algeria for a while
Bikini islands
0:22 I don’t know if it’s just me but I feel suspense before and after the first nuke goes off, it’s like calm before a storm
I was curiously fascinated with India going, well, we're never doing THAT again, unitl the Pakistani blew one off, and the quickly, set of three more
0:08 USA 🇺🇸
2:06 Russia as RSFSR (Nowadays Russian Federation) in the former USSR 🇷🇺
2:45 United Kingdom 🇬🇧
4:12 France 🇫🇷
5:08 China 🇨🇳
7:04 India 🇮🇳
11:52 Pakistan 🇵🇰
тебя это ебёт?))
CCCP nuked itself far more thorougthly than anyone else.
☢️
Couldn't you just write "Russia"?....
@@Anonymous-qj3sf Nope. Why?
@@gePanzerTe Who are you? I didn't even ask you lol
French African colonies: "So can we have independence now?"
France: *"Yeah but just let me do some preparations first"*
There was actually a threat at one point that revolutionaries in Northern Africa were gonna capture a nuke France had prepared for a test.
Fobidden fireworks
@@theq4602
Revolutionaries: Haha I stole your nuke
France: *Detonates it*
@@theq4602 have you watched the french comedy on netflix? With merleaux?
@@papaoso8340 This isn't some quirky history joke haha you sick fck France was not only committing a genocide of 3 million Algerians but was testing nukes on civilian populations
everybody gangsta till a red dot appears on the US
what the fuck, when did that happen!?
XD
Not if the blue one appears in Russia first😤😤😤
@@Trees24310 REDDIT moment
The purple one(British) appeared on the US a few times.
Imagine showing this to someone from the 1800s and explaining that most of those explosions could at least completely destroy almost any large city thats been built
I still can't believe how the humanity survived 2053 nuclear explosions
It’s not same time. Can you survive with 2000 nuke at the same time¿ 😂
I think, believe it or not, they somehow made the tests safer in the 60's. Not sure how, but the scary part is, those test where probably half of what the tested bomb or missile would do in a war scenario.
by suffering
@@marccru A ton of them were actually just done underground in an effort to minimize fallout.
I mean, most of them are detonated in remote locations:
The Soviet Union used Kazakhstan and the Novaya Zemlya Island.
The USA used Nevada and some islands.
The UK used the desert in Australia.
France used the Algerian part of the Sahara desert and French Polynesia.
India used the Rajasthan desert.
Pakistan tested underground in the Ras Koh Hills.
And like the first reply said all of them didnt happen at the same time, and how the fourth reply said that most of them were detonated underground to minimize the fallout.
USSR: tests one nuke
USA: “are you challenging me?”
USA: *5000 nukes in one week*
Ah yes nuclear winter
They did 1032 in total.
موسوسين
Live The Future r/whooosh
@@therealbongos shut up
USA: We will build extremely accurate low yeild nuclear missiles.
USSR: We will build a bomb so fucking big it doesn't even need to hit its target.
Best comment :D
Rhett Earthman I'm someone studying nukes, and this comment got me fucking rolling lololol
This comment is gold. Well done to you sir 👍👍👍
Rhett Earthman Tsar Bomba all bite and still all bark
nomoreusernames I applaud your pride in your dead country 😂
I love how you can tell the US and the USSR knew whenever the other tested and immediately responded
And people wonder why so many are getting cancer.
Everybody gangsta until the nukes start making music
watched at 2x speed, can confirm, not so great music though, in their 'defense', wasn't suppose to, sigh o0
Good music
better music than 6ix9ine
Cold war musical
The way you speak reflects your intellect...0
Nuke: is invented
Islands and deserts: my time has come
Perfect account
Actually ur time has come
김정은 뭔뎈ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
@@kim-jongun7283 ?
𓀀𓀁𓀂𓀃𓀄𓀅𓀆 𓀇𓀈𓀉𓀊 𓀋𓀌𓀍𓀎 𓀏𓀀𓀁𓀂𓀃𓀄𓀅 𓀆𓀇𓀈𓀉𓀊𓀋 𓀌𓀍𓀎𓀏𓀀𓀁𓀂𓀃𓀄𓀅 𓀆𓀇𓀈𓀉𓀊𓀋𓀌𓀍𓀎𓀏 𓀀𓀁𓀂𓀃 𓀄𓀅𓀆𓀇 𓀈𓀉𓀊𓀋 𓀌𓀍𓀎𓀏
not sure why im so worried about nuclear armageddon when 50% of all nukes ever dropped was done so by my own country 200 miles from my house
bro you gonna die in WW3 💀
Because those test were made with precaution while the nuclear war ones objective will be to destroy absolutely everything and will fall in places that are not Nevada and Kazakhstan, but in various other locations and possibly important ones with lots of population
This is horrifying. Numbers alone don’t quite put it in perspective like this. Great job!
The Cold War was just the Soviet Union and America having a conversation in Morse code
Nuke code
Where you launch a nuclear bomb to tell them how much you love them.
By nuking themselves lol
They are plotting the Soviet-American Federation to take over the world in 2021.
@@yodaiam6046 Please tell me you're joking
You know we have a problem when the all the nuclear experiments start making a melody
Horrible melody ever😂😂
Sounds like a slot machine
you guys like her don't you?
🤣😂
@Damian Damiano
???
Been looking for this awhile now. Glad I found it.
4:35 That jumpscared me
Cold war
Soviets didn't gave a shit and basically made a test resumption going against the PTBT.
North Korea: I'm going to nuke the U.S
U.S: we already did that
Laurel Erickson the only people that hate Americans more than North Korea are the Americans
dakota neumann I mean your not wrong
Stewie Griffen
Organisms who live in the desert: Am I a joke to you?
@@honestpenaldo hi I'm America
Ya sad but the truth the soviets have nuked there selves .kim has blown a moutain inhalf nuking his self fart head is crazy
India after 4 nuclear tests: "Ok, good enough."
US after 1000 nuclear tests: *_"More! "_*
India didn’t do more because the scammers intercepted it
@@Brtt4849 lol
For a weapon,you don't really need many prototypes
The US only had one prior to hiroshima and nagasaki
And the hiroshima design didn't even have a test before being used
@@MysterDaftGame Yea wasn't Nagasaki and the prototype Plutonium and Hiroshima Uranium? Or vice versa
@@will5741 yes ! Hiroshima is gun-type uranium and Nagasaki is implosion type plutonium
11:23 yo, France, chill.
3:59 i love how everyones throwing bombs at each other and then its just silence.
The US conducted Operation Hardtack I as a nuclear testing on Pacific grounds to perform hundreds of "unusual" newer and *advanced* nuclear weapons, which explains why there is craziness on the US in mid-1958. Following that, of course, is the Soviet Union's "response" to the operation; they made their own "intensive operation" to follow them. After all that, everything just went silent cuz of the PTBT (Partial Test Ban Treaty).
"Just one more page"
"Just one more episode"
"Just one more piece"
"Just one more nuke in Nevada*"
Just a few more hundreds nukes in Nevada
@@jocelynndotson7273 Nevada*
LOLOLOL
they rlly be like
"man f**k nevada, all my homies hate nevada"
Retweet if you hate nevada
Cold war how it was expected to be:
Soviet union nukes US,
US nukes soviet union.
Cold war how it really was:
Soviet union nukes soviet union,
US nukes US.
Lmao yes. Just like oh yeah we’re gonna show you how dangerous communism/capitalism is by repeatedly destroying our own land :)
@@ziggystarbucks6383 yep, they sure did a number on the barren, uninhabitable deserts chosen as testing sites
@@sock398 ACTUALLY! China lake was never uninhabited. Indigenous tribes have always been living there and the US military arbitrarily decided to drive them out of their homes and mark it as a wasteland. It never was a wasteland if you consider the fact that people have been living there and the desert is its own ecosystem with unique flora and fauna. Even the evacuation has sometimes been inadequate and the tribes suffer as a result. The maps, however, conveniently show a blank nothingness where the China lake military zone is, even though Death Valley right next to it is literally a tourist destination. It's such a huge lie and barely anyone knows.
The US has done a similar thing to an island community the name of which I forget, and their people still suffer from the effects of nuclear contamination and the loss of opportunities and development that accompanies it. It's truly tragic and a horrible thing.
@@ziggystarbucks6383 they both sucks but the only 1 it works is capitalism
Classic cold war shenanigans
This video is well done 👍
Polynesia here, i still find testimonies of locals that were on the islands next to maururoa and fangataufa, the two test islands, experiencing the "black rain" during the atomic explosions . Rare are thoses who didnt died from cancers . As i hear apparently it happened to a lot of communities around the world .
Alternate title: USA and France illegally go dynamite fishing in the Pacific.
With a nuclear bomb?
@@jmundi2002 for realy big fish .... Like godzilla
You are a genius
That’s cause no one can tell us what to do aha 😎😎😎 nuclear fishes bitches
Everybody gangsta till the world superpowers start playin Darude-Sandstorm with nuclear weapons
This is so underrated comment
And they were gangstas until the big bois start pulling out the big bombs
All fun & games till somebody gets hurt
Gurudo?
Lol this is like they are just playing now
Excellent video, scary sounding music
The heat generated by nuclear weapons is completely insane, like 100 million degrees, but I’ve never heard about any studies that mention their contribution to nuclear warming.
That is because all that heat is generated in a few nanoseconds and disparates into space due to the ridiculous temperatures extremly fast. Most of the energy from nukes is also primarily gamma radiation and not infrared as well.
100 million degrees in how much of what material?
You may not have, but I have. Turns out, the total warming is something like less than a thousandth of a degree over the whole world.
Alternate Title: The United States of America cyberbullies Nevada.
Fusion Cyborg and Northern California
And the Pacific Ocean
England Bullies Australia
France bullies Sahara dessert
Soviet Union bullies Central Asia and Siberia
Ww3: *happens*
Us: we’re out of nukes
Russian: so are we
*Roll credits*
that makes sense
Unfortunately they are not, both still have more than enough (I can’t remember the exact numbers, but both are still in their thousands).
@@jennyh4025 dude i dont know if ur being sarcastic or you dont know what a joke is
Howie Still Gamez I do know that the first comment was a joke, but I’m too much of a pessimist (or is it realist?) to keep my mind from wandering to the depressing information I have in my head.
@@jennyh4025 thats ok not trying to be mean
3:59 earth:AHHHHH ENOUGH
Man, this is amazing sleepusic I listen to this every night
And doctors wonder why there's a thyroid cancer cluster in Nevada.
@Thomas Casey What produce is grown in Nevada? Surely they eat more than cactus there.
@Thomas Casey Nevada's produce comes from california
No one wonders why.......
It is actually from the iodine isotope 131 product of the nuclear testing
@Redfern Pitcher Downwinders have been trying to get recognition and compensation for decades. www.atomicheritage.org/history/nevada-test-site-downwinders.
You may suspect H is wrong. Specialists don't. Dirty Harry isn't just a movie character.
People from Nevada have this super neat trick, they glow in the dark!
Maybe also because Las Vegas is the brightest city in the world too...
@@onion6412 xD
"mY naMe iS dAn, ANd mY nAMe's rOsE, oUR sOn WEsliE kiNd Of gLoWs."
wot I was thinking the same thing 😂😂😂
Even California is effected!
I appreciate the specification of every nuclear bomb since 1945 acknowledging the ancients
I watched this in 2010...and now again. UA-cam has been recommending me the classics lately for some reason lol
"hold on guys, it's been a month are we sure they still work? I think we need to test one just to make sure"
Oh it worked, what about these ones?
+prototip99 now what about these ones
Ask the neighbors to see if theirs are working.
And I've just found one with a bit of corrosion on it so we had better get rid of this one too!
:-(
"10 minutes already why don't we just see if this one will work if we drop it on new york just for the laughs" says the American army, 10 minutes later "Oh no"
Boy, we killed a lot of fucking fish.
Really. How many was that?
A lot. Probably ten at most.
Matt White Seems like a waste :/ someone should sue or something >.>
Start by releasing that tuna fish sandwich back into the sea.
puncheex2 *throws salmon filet into river* BE FREE!
i like how the last month of the time period (12/1998) has a reverb...that's really neat
My favorite part was the synthy hum thing or whatever it is supposed to represent each explosion
And I like how it’s a different tone for each country. Some relatively mid to high pitched beeps
Meanwhile France is just
*Boop*
India: *Drops a nuke*
"Yep that worked."
*leaves*
Pakistan:holy shit
*test nukes*
India: "You wot mate?"
Pakistan: *drops two nukes*
Pakistan: This time we are ahead of you!
India: *quickly drops three more nukes*
India: deal with it.
@@ansh6370 India actually dropped 3 nukes in 1998 in which Pakistan THEN responded with two nukes. Pay attention. And, for the record, Pakistan now has more nukes than India. Deal with it.
@@yunglee4936 and now they are planing to sell nuclear bomb to china so that they can get money for their dam.. deal with it
The cold war In a nutshell:
"I bet I can nuke myself more than you could"
"Nuh uh"
😂🤣
Reminds me of malcolm in the middle. LET'S SEE WHO CAN NUKE EACH OTHER THE LEAST THE MOST!!
Dang 420 likes
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Except Britain went:
Hey, my name is Australia, also known as the Pacific Ocean and the United States, amongst 200 other names I have. I am everywhere except the British Isles.
I like how almost every January they just chill and take a break
Budget approval.
Holy freaking cow. I was born in 1958. This blows my mind
I'm convinced they weren't actually doing "tests" they just wanted to watch stuff blow up.
ua-cam.com/video/W9B8NrjOWcI/v-deo.html rick roll... or is it?
@@batmanv.hendustan7506 I'm not sure but I dont recommend clicking it.
ikr
Should i click or not....
BRL Noob Gamer i don’t think you should click the link
I’ll click it for you to see
India : I tested my nuke 10 years ago, I can redo it anytime
US : I haven't tested my nukes for 36h, maybe they don't work anymore. Let's find out!
Ever heard of improvement?
@@ujjwal7502 whoosh
@@ujjwal7502 r/whoosh
That's what you called destructive quality assurance.
There are nuclear test ban treaties. The US, China, UK, Russia, and all NATO and UN countries can no longer test nuclear weapons.
We're gonna need an update soon chief
that tune always hounting me when i go to the afterparty....
I like how each country has a different pitch so that even colorblind people can enjoy or fear this video
Sir, we need you to put the nukes down
nice number
@Александр Гаврилов you have committed an unforgivable sin of trying to post that on my comment.
Helen Keller still wouldn’t be able to
or blind people
I love how the US has like periods of just rest and then it goes ham with like 17 nukes in the same place
Thats how they did it. They did them in "test series" sometimes lasting a month or two and would wait a few months rebuilding equipment and instruments to do more tests.
That's not something to love about .
The video shows pretty much that same thing playing out all over the world
“Hmm what am I suppose to be doing? Oh yeah!” *Nukes the entirety of California*
Surprised southwest USA is still liveable at this point, and i live here.
3:55 the way the time lapse screams then completely cuts off into silence lol
A moment of silence for all the fish killed in the Pacific Ocean
4:04-4:34
Americans and Soviets: No Nuke November
4:35: Detonation December
Underrated
You're right Mike
@Horizonshot nha I'm fine with being "stupid"
You are correct
France: guys, guys? Am i late?
The US(SR) : woooooòoooooooooooooo
i love how 1958 was so bombarded with nukes everyone decided to take a break for 1959
then in 1997 everyone said "lets chill out for a bit guys"
1) Two year voluntary test moratorium
2) Partial Test Ban Treaty takes effect
1958 was a mess because both sides knew negotiations on a bilateral treaty were to start on 31 Oct 1958, so they went all out to get as much done as possible. The US did 5 tests on Oct 30, and had another one scheduled but it was scrubbed for weather concerns. The Soviets fired two more three days later, causing considerable recriminations. the bilateral talks failed, but the Soviets continued the moratorium unilaterally and the US did so as well.
people just ran out of nukes and were busy making new once ))
Then France had to go and break the silence
This video was what got me interested in geography
Man... The 60s were lit!
Ussr : *tests bombs on kazahstan*
UK : *tests bombs on australia*
USA : *tests bombs on themselves*
Internet Guy which ever country you’re from, get fucked.
Yeah fuck you nevada😂
Kazakhstan was apart of the ussr, Australia is a British commonwealth, educate yourself
@@diet_soda do you honestly think that we dont know that? Im just saying that they didnt test bombs on the russian teritory
can I get 1k subs without videos it was ussr territory at the time.
Japan: why do we have so much Earthquakes?!
The U.S, nuking the shit out of the Pacific Ocean: *looks away nervously*
@Ruben Hernandez not many actually, the majority of the damage was confined or limited to the Philippines and Marshall islands. which sucks if you live(d) there, but I suppose is good if you live anywhere else
*Pacific Ring of Fire has left the chat*
Do you really think thats the reasons for earthquakes in Japan?
@@clancywoods7728 no, its just a joke
How about me who's lives in Philippines lol.
This really just taught me that there weren't way more nuclear explosions than I thought
Excellent video! Great enlightening comments. Do you have 1998 and up?
The creator moved on after this was copywriten in 2003.
India: “We’re only going to do 1.”
*Pakistan joins the fight*
India: ........ We’re going to do 3 more.”
Pakistan does 4 more
@@aayanasghar1235 from their ass 🤣🤣🤣🤣 pooowo..
..
@@aayanasghar1235 India stopped its water supply xD
Ok, can all the Indians and Pakistanis please stop saying stupid shit about each other? We literally don't have any reason to uphold our enmity except because of our shitty governments. Can we calm down and have peace? Thank you.
(this is for everyone in the reply section)
@@NativeVsColonial it was the best way tho😂😂
UK: so we tested our nukes in Australia's desert since its big and no one lives there
France: we tested nukes in Algeria's desert since its safer and no one lives there
China: we tested our nukes in our own desert since barely anyone lives there and we dont like the people that do live there lol
USSR: lmao we just nuked Kazakhstan
USA: *lmao we just nuked our states thousands of time lol*
India: *lmao lets nuke near Pakistan's second biggest city near the border lol*
Pakistan: *lol we make afghanistan border go boom 2 times*
deserves more likes
Did you know 22000 indigenous australians died from them
@@andrewstokie6726 oof
underrated comment
@@andrewstokie6726 oh my god wttffff
In the middle it’s a boppin musical piece
Why is this strangely relaxing?
India: "I'll just fire this one shot so they know"
That was a tragedy dude ! Not intentional ! Indians are always peaceful!
@@madhusudhanreddy4932 you obviously didn't get the joke
India was afraid of the CIA finding out about the tests (I don't know why, maybe some political reason) so they had to prepare for it in secret and the occuring of the test came as a surprise to USA after which they kept a close eye to India so that no more nuclear tests take place. You can check this on Wikipedia. They went as far as keeping track of American spy satellites, so that they can prepare the test site only when the satellites are not above India and then camouflage the entire site just before they complete their orbit and return to India.
@@lameguyaf yes I am.
"Indians are peaceful"
*Ghandi... Gandhi never changes...*
According to this, the Cold War was actually 4 conflicts: USA vs. the State of Nevada and the Pacific Ocean, USSR vs. Kazakhstan, UK vs. Australia, and France vs. an indestructible fish somewhere in the South Pacific.
edit: if the color-coding is accurate, it looks like the UK took a couple pot-shots at Nevada also.
> the UK took a couple pot-shots at Nevada
24 in total.
@@buzaldrin8086 It's nothing compared to how many times France tried to kill that fish though. Maybe it was Godzilla
@@andyb1653 Polynesia or Marshall Islands. Take your pick.
@Calypso Eros en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1958_US%E2%80%93UK_Mutual_Defence_Agreement
We dared the UK to nuke us. They happily obliged but only when Canada said no.
They REALLY wanted to make sure that thing worked.
"Albert, when I came to you with those calculations we thought may start a chain reaction that would destroy the entire world?"
"I remember it well, what about it?"
"I believe we did"
Aliens:”Why Are They Nuking Themselves?”
Coz' they are humans.
"Are they still tasting nukes and trashing their oceans and cutting their forests?"
"Yes"
"Stoopid hoomans. Let's come back in 1000 years, maybe they'll get a bit smarter by then.
"LoL! ktnxbye!"
Also Aliens: Human are so Smart!
@@RMSLusitania 'irony'
Aliens:
Human: I'm about to end my own career
USA: We’re just going to test a FEW bombs.
FEWER than 10000
@4D1 1032 tests isnt few
yeah by a few we mean 1030
@@blactivity4911 if that was FEW i dont want to see alot
@@simplyfateh8222 ok just turn around
mom get the detonator
I like how it turns to a musical light show form time to time
Reminds me of the star trek DS9 episode where when Quark is told about this era of human history he asks, unbelieving..."they irradiated their own planet?"
90s- starts looking peaceful Pakistan: hellooooo
And then India ran three more tests just to one-up them -__-
ua-cam.com/video/W9B8NrjOWcI/v-deo.html rick roll... or is it?
@@batmanv.hendustan7506 it's a rickroll I havent even looked at the video
I sacrifice my own life or Pakistan 😂
Pakistan only did 2?
USA: Sending nuke now
Nevada: Ah shit here we go again
ZeroGravityGaming they did not kill anyone no one died so no
@@growingsubstostartacommuni3822 no one died........
immediately
I also feel bad for New Mexico
No wonder people think the'res aliens there
RIP Rattlesnakes
The audio keeps peaking and it keeps scaring me
Some countries had nukes like every 3 days like image being at a restaurant with your friend and he goes: yeah, I gotta test my new nuclear bomb, cya
The group chat during the day: 10:42
The group chat at 3am: 4:46
YoshiMusic999 this comment should be much higher
Totally relatable
Yes
You mean 3:56
And only 2 out of 2000 bombs where used in war, that’s crazy
That's good, what are you talkingh about
Kochevnik Teit I know it’s good, but it weird that only 2 bombs where used for war
@@marsumars imagine havibg peace around the globe but nuking yourself
And the only ones who just killed innocent people.
Yep. Let's hope nukes won't be used for war anymore...
We definitely need a completion of this great work with nuclear tests till 2023.
Beat goes crazy 🔥 🔥
Aliens: *”The humans seem friendly.”*
The humans: the first radio signal sent to space was a hitler speech
@@greengreen110 ?
@@jl_jc I think the first radio broadcast was (unfortunately) a speech of hitler. and radio is an electromagnetic wave that can possibly be heard from space
EDIT: spelling
@@terner1234 whoa
@@greengreen110 uh oh
USSR: Launch 2
USA: Respond with 137
I was gonna like but I don't want to ruin the 69 likes
Battle hymn of the Republic intensifies
Fun fact: during the Cuban Missile Crisis, if the USSR sent 2, the US, using the same percentage of their arsenal, could drop 21 nukes in the USSR.
MERICA! 🇺🇸
@@luftwaffebomber1340 whats the point of sending a 100 if 10 are enough to destroy all the major cities?
Holy shit, it became a nuclear synthwave at one point. They are nuts.
Geeze. From late 1961 through 1962 must have been an especially scary time.