4:50 i love "she's aging 3 times faster" so much, because you'd still literally never be able to notice that change in someone's appearance unless you sat there and paid attention for like at least a couple years unless it's like a baby
Zach gets a lot of clicks, unlike tomar which the fans associate with the recent incident at oneycon where he started to violently attack the photographers with small rocks that he heated up with his zippo lighter
3:50 I've actually read a creepypasta where that's the plot; the whole world except for a group of friends freezes in place, and they naturally go have fun with it. It's only when two of them stop for a moment and drop dead from suffocation that they realize the air is also frozen and not flowing anymore.
If we carefully concentrate the clips of clips of clips down into the perfect slurry if the same clips we’ve seen before then the clips we get will be the best of the best of the best of the best of the b
hoping that "what if your gf's eyes flashed red for a split second everytime she said your name" is in this cuz I cant find it anywhere update: its not in this compilation I feel like I'm going insane trying to find that clip
I think your memory is combining the "what if Chris' eyes flashed red" hypothetical and the "what if your girlfriend's eyes were suddenly twice as big" hypothetical
Yeah but aren't your fingers like specifically designed for constantly touching stuff or picking it up? Would you end up rubbing away all your taste buds and they get super raw after a while?
I realize it would be a lot of work but it would be interesting to get a Best Of audience request fulfillment or something like that where you showcase the drawings and stuff that people did in response to an audience request like tomar's crown of tongues
24:57 I don't know how many times I need to hear this in compilations but... I'VE BEEN USING NAIL CLIPPERS ON THE SKIN OF THE TIPS OF MY FINGERS SINCE I WAS A TEENAGER AND IT DOES NOTHING! NO PAIN! It's actually kind of satisfying.
Anyone knows if this video has that one clip with Chris and lyle where the narrator talks funny? "Lyle, how long would it take for you to cut me if i spoke like that?" "Um" "HELLO LYLE YOURE COMING TO RECORD!" "Not long"
1:04:39 I'd win in this scenario - not because I have some sort of moral superiority, but because the thought of eating anything live horrifies me. I wouldn't be able to get past it mentally.
22:45 lets be real here, zach would've said "really?" even if tomar chose the other answer. there's no winning when you're up against a twisted mind such as zach's
19:26 I love Zach's hypotheticals that go on for so long, that all he asks by the end is "what do you do?"
Chris thinks that “2+2 = 4.1” is so amazingly accurate that if a computer said it, he would trust the computer with his life
its been 28 seconds since this has been posted and i can assure you that this is a classic Kidnapper Tomar classic
Hallo guy from 55 seconds ago
Kintober Tomar
*Tolmar
You said classic twice
@@HughbertSquelch all your Tomars belong to us
4:50 i love "she's aging 3 times faster" so much, because you'd still literally never be able to notice that change in someone's appearance unless you sat there and paid attention for like at least a couple years unless it's like a baby
Really? 3 times faster isn't enough to notice for that long?
@@EmilyAnne1013 if the person lives to 80 you wouldn't really notice it I don't think. That's still like watching someone age over 30 years
7 billion mice and hamsters were harmed in the making of these hypotheticals
Only half of them get you into hell
They shouldn't have messed with Lyle the slayer of rat kind
20:50
Is ACTUALLY Zachary's best hypothetical.
It was just him telling a weird story, then he ended it as if it were a hypothetical question.
BEST OF CONSONANTS (No Vowels)
They edit it out with Zach’s screams
*BST F CNSNNTS
BEST OF VOWELS (No consonants) next
Tmr Tmr Tmr wld y rthr hv 20yrs tkn ff yr lf r ll yr fngrs r tngs??
@@vicentetomas8836*E O OOA
It’s not a best of without Zach in the thumbnail
even best of Tomar has it😂
Zach gets a lot of clicks, unlike tomar which the fans associate with the recent incident at oneycon where he started to violently attack the photographers with small rocks that he heated up with his zippo lighter
Real
no one would watch it otherwise
Zach is the money maker
3:50 I've actually read a creepypasta where that's the plot; the whole world except for a group of friends freezes in place, and they naturally go have fun with it. It's only when two of them stop for a moment and drop dead from suffocation that they realize the air is also frozen and not flowing anymore.
0:23 Rare instance of Tomar screaming his guts out
Yeah usually he only raises his voice like that when arguing with Jaxxy
@@BrentSevenHe goes bananas when she opens his spaghetteye
SNEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAKEEE!!!!
idk about "rare" he often screams verbal abuse at the most minor inconvenience
Yeah like 3 videos ago he told Zach to "kill himself NOWWWWW" over Sonic@@nydarb6631
It's incredibly worrying that their FNAF "head replaced with neck-stump chip" hypothetical is much closer to the actual lore than it was originally.
It's closer to serious sam lore
chris talks about decimating iceland twice in this video, presumably months apart. what's up with that?
They've had it too good for too long
Also, notice that he stopped making that joke right after Iceland got bombed? Very fishious suspicious
Okay, imagine if Tomar wasn't a psycho...
That's really hard, impossible even
The "children raising children" hypothetical is literally the first generation of M. Night Shyamalan's The Village.
Tomar screaming is like the cartoon character known for always being happy and upbeat 24/7 suddenly losing their cool and getting pissed
Tomar’s “pebble in the shoe” moment
19:45 the sound effects + the scream really enhance this hypothetical to another level for me
Still waiting for the "Best of Tomar Ignoring" or something
Sounds like tomar told Chris to ignore your requests
The editors haven't been able to get through all the footage of Tomar ignoring there's too much the compilation would be days long
Sorry, what? I wasn't paying attention.
I want a "Best of Tomar isn't even real I don't even know who that is" compilation
We can’t go a minute into a video without Corey saying something psychotic.
Not even sure if this is a reupload at this point
It will be.
These dijon mustard backgrounds are giving me a panic attack
Sorry, Corey ate all the dijon mayo :(
@@HOTD108_Dijon mayo? That's not a thing. You are writing a comment about a thing that doesn't exist, which is basically lying.
best of clips we've seen before
@@garbageyoutubechannel310 don’t watch the clip compilations then. Watch series you haven’t - there isn’t unlimited content
best of same comments in every best of. (IM LOSING IT)
If we carefully concentrate the clips of clips of clips down into the perfect slurry if the same clips we’ve seen before then the clips we get will be the best of the best of the best of the best of the b
And it's three weeks long
There's a lot of overlap
“they still exist, they’re just putting googly eyes on french fries at mcdonald’s now” holy shit i inhaled my drink 😭
We're spoilt for choice.
Zach, cocreator of literal Smiling Friends: "Tomar, you have, like, a sick imagination, man..."
Best of genuinely enjoying each other's company compilation (2024)
Lyle absolutely flubbed the Satan hypothetical and no one questioned how he phrased it
The *iconic* hypotheticals compilation upload
its so funny that about one quarter of this is Forspoken and Saint's Row hypotheticals because they were bored out of their minds
Best Of Niall Tuah Next
NIALL TUAH🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️
Why do you think you are funny when you clearly arent@@sheenafaces
there is no best of niall tuah, only a worst of
Why is Zach's nose drawn too small in the thumbnail?
It’s too thick yet too short. Thicker towards the bottom and skinnier towards the top like an egg
Chris hypotheticals are sometimes so bonkers you could make a smling friends episode out of it! 😂
hoping that "what if your gf's eyes flashed red for a split second everytime she said your name" is in this cuz I cant find it anywhere
update: its not in this compilation I feel like I'm going insane trying to find that clip
Its not his gf, it's what if chris' eyes turned red when he said tomar. Then his ID changed and his jaw is jutting out
@@nameiswitty and his name is changed to Jutting Jawmar
Thats from their Civ VI playthrough. Its around the 35 minute mark of the complete playthrough video
@@_THEGOLDENBOY_ the only channel where you can get this kind of info reliably
I think your memory is combining the "what if Chris' eyes flashed red" hypothetical and the "what if your girlfriend's eyes were suddenly twice as big" hypothetical
19:38 I've been looking for this clip for what feels like years I finally found it
23:35 90%of taste is smell so tongues for fingers wouldn’t be bad at all they would just be super flexible and sensitive
Yeah but aren't your fingers like specifically designed for constantly touching stuff or picking it up? Would you end up rubbing away all your taste buds and they get super raw after a while?
@@EmilyAnne1013 Works for snails
finally, another hour of hypotheticals to slowly induce schizophrenia unto my Therapist.
This is by far the best 1:14:20 hour long video i have ever seen
I realize it would be a lot of work but it would be interesting to get a Best Of audience request fulfillment or something like that where you showcase the drawings and stuff that people did in response to an audience request like tomar's crown of tongues
I want an hour of monkey roars and nothing else.
i love these freaks
Thumbnail should have been Tomar choking on urine honestly
Haven't we seen that enough?
No you mean Tomar choking someone who’s drowned in urine
15:35 Lyle: "OK let's de-complicate this" (introduces time travel into the hypothetical)
Ngl, that snake dying impression was pretty good
Erm hypothetically I knew this was getting uploaded next
i would never watch a video with this many ads except zach is in it
This one got me gyrating ngl
Can I see?
The Downfall has Begunneded
24:57 I don't know how many times I need to hear this in compilations but... I'VE BEEN USING NAIL CLIPPERS ON THE SKIN OF THE TIPS OF MY FINGERS SINCE I WAS A TEENAGER AND IT DOES NOTHING! NO PAIN! It's actually kind of satisfying.
Oney or Helix, could you guys release the song you use in the outro? I've been humming it to myself for a few days and I want it out NOW.
what if Zach was brought into the real world and he started leveling cities like godzilla
He sniffs up cars like a vacuum cleaner, much like how Sandy Cheeks did with something a little different…
Just in time for my work shift 🙏 thank you only place
Best o' irish moments
The hairball head hypothetical has me absolutely crying
I left the video mid way thru to play candy crush for an hour, came back and they were still on the drowning in pee conversation
It really does infuriate me hearing them overcomplicate these hypotheticals instead of accepting the basic premise and answering the damn question
Been waiting for this one
hypothetically, if i watched all the cumpilations, would I be caught up?
real talk, we need a "Best of the Early Days of Oneyplays", make it happen editor
Editor!
Wake up, Editor!!
a lot of the best ofs recently have mostly only used clips from 2022-present so it would be a welcome change
Agreed, brother
Brother
@@FlacidRobI love you
1:04:38 The Mouse Hypothetical©️
Did you just skim through the video to find that clip.
@@sonarabit Yes, for future reference
I always play the compilations to make me sleep 😴
Wazzledorp gettin mad moolah for these comp thumbnails
It's pretty stupid they censored Zach talking about Jack Black, but it's even more shocking that Chris has worked with him
BEST OF STUTTERING (mostly zach footage)
Go ahead, try getting it out
Aka best of improv aka best of making stuff up aka talking nonsense aka being silly aka..
BREAST OF DRINKING MOTHER'S MILK (Volume 7)
0:19 tomar scream so hard
Anyone knows if this video has that one clip with Chris and lyle where the narrator talks funny?
"Lyle, how long would it take for you to cut me if i spoke like that?"
"Um"
"HELLO LYLE YOURE COMING TO RECORD!"
"Not long"
Welcome back video
the fire ants rain forever
The propeller hat hypothetical is lowk cute as fuck why would you hesitate with that
Tomar Tomar Tomar!
Eye Mæde yew outta clay!
1:04:39 I'd win in this scenario - not because I have some sort of moral superiority, but because the thought of eating anything live horrifies me. I wouldn't be able to get past it mentally.
29:37 Chris did a very similar hypothetical in the Banjo-Kazooie playthrough
Is there already a best of the best of videos?
I'll wait for the re-upload
Best of to fall asleep to
Just in time for bed!
Tomar vs Angelica 💪😎
Tomar vs Angelica + Cynthia 💀
Did that moonscape flip me the bird!?!?
(Chris discovers iambic pentameter)
ongey plays best of best of'z
Hoping for them to fill in the gap of between best of gaslighting and best of gaslighting 3 by making best of gaslighting 2
Best of Breathing In
Sad that Hypothetical Dictator isn't here 😞
Ok where is BOWLBO
Best of best of's please oh pleeeease
My braincells are probably dead right know
Looks like my mom's energy made it to you
23:52 “and that’s a technical foul”
Thats some bumpin outro music
Hypothetical: What if I didn't watch this just yet? 🤔🤔🤔
“That’s r*pe Corey.”
“Not in Japan it’s not.”
Never change Corey.
I would love to see a Best of Lip Smacking Noises
22:45 lets be real here, zach would've said "really?" even if tomar chose the other answer. there's no winning when you're up against a twisted mind such as zach's
19:25 best hypothetical ever
Best of mentioning appliances next please John Bestof
Chris would House of the Scorpion his 100 kids
3:14 opie and anthony reference lmaoo
Ready for reupload
1:11:15 I still don't get Lyle's logic. He's so confident that it's an equivalent scenario.
Chris has reallt got something against Iceland, huh?