Tank Fighting Animation with The Hot Wind Blowing

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  • Опубліковано 17 сер 2022
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  • @Standingcrown
    @Standingcrown Рік тому +8133

    “Did that tank just fucking parry me?”

  • @DrakoRaptor
    @DrakoRaptor Рік тому +18682

    that one Transformer who just refuses to transform

    • @platinumchromee3191
      @platinumchromee3191 Рік тому +2684

      If he can pull off some triple S combos without being transformed then he was just making fight even.
      If he transformed it would be like Sin Devil Trigger

    • @TheDoctorFromArknights
      @TheDoctorFromArknights Рік тому +1284

      ​@@platinumchromee3191 If he's like this Untransformed, then he's gonna be breakdancing when he does transform lmfao

    • @ehdhdshehh6677
      @ehdhdshehh6677 Рік тому +498

      ​@@platinumchromee3191 nah its gonna be if vergil is a dark souls boss

    • @92edoy
      @92edoy Рік тому +376

      'Cause if he does, someone is going to become the enemy camp's laughing stock.

    • @mrbrown2958
      @mrbrown2958 Рік тому +299

      Warpath

  • @BierBart12
    @BierBart12 4 місяці тому +2210

    I fucking love that this tank's main cannon isn't its primary attack. It's slashing its cannon like a flail and shooting with the machine gun. The big gun is only there to do sick jumps. Whoever designed this is a major WWII tank memelord

    • @segismundosaulalex3065
      @segismundosaulalex3065 4 місяці тому +144

      Rocket Jumping
      Screaming Eagles!!

    • @BisexualPlagueDoctor
      @BisexualPlagueDoctor 4 місяці тому +83

      The tank wishes for a fair fight

    • @pressguy
      @pressguy 4 місяці тому +53

      I’m sorry but UM ACTUALLY THIS IS A COLD WAR ERA MBT M60

    • @quitreadingmyname7615
      @quitreadingmyname7615 3 місяці тому +67

      ​@@pressguyI'm sorry BUT UM ACTUALLY THIS IS AN M48 COLD WAR MBT

    • @riflemandod1975
      @riflemandod1975 3 місяці тому +17

      @@pressguyIf you’re gonna correct someone at least be correct yourself :P

  • @maestrozephyr
    @maestrozephyr 3 місяці тому +488

    It’s all fun and games until the M1 Abrams stunlocks you into a 16 hit combo.

  • @buerert
    @buerert Рік тому +6423

    "His tank is out of ammo, move in for the kill!"
    the tank in question:

  • @jacksistrunk5281
    @jacksistrunk5281 Рік тому +12100

    I don't know what is funnier, the fight itself or that the tank appears to be winning.

    • @esequieltrindade9244
      @esequieltrindade9244 Рік тому +1913

      How dare you devaluate mighty M60A5 Patton Tank?

    • @fourche7
      @fourche7  Рік тому +2331

      @@esequieltrindade9244 I'm pretty sure that's a M48A3 Patton. It has a 90mm and a rounded hull.

    • @TheHandleGuy42
      @TheHandleGuy42 Рік тому +295

      Greetings Spartan.

    • @esequieltrindade9244
      @esequieltrindade9244 Рік тому +463

      @@fourche7 I knew that M60s don't have a "A5" version so i made a joke and did not get that the tank was a M48, watched this at 3 am, Sorry

    • @G-13720
      @G-13720 Рік тому +239

      The little tank that terrified God himself

  • @peartree9008
    @peartree9008 7 місяців тому +1280

    Mech Pilot: Ha! Look at that relic! Don’t worry boys this one’s mine!
    *30 min later*
    Mech Pilot: WHAT KINDA METH IS THAT CREW ON?!

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 7 місяців тому +978

    Imagine the mech pilot's reaction when he realizes that the fodder tank he thought he was going to crush suddenly parries his army ending moves

    • @bostonjohnson7335
      @bostonjohnson7335 7 місяців тому +88

      parry this you filthy casua-
      OH SH

    • @DJRainbowToxic
      @DJRainbowToxic 7 місяців тому +9

      ah the classic justin.Y is back

    • @Breedable_Bread
      @Breedable_Bread 6 місяців тому +8

      3 weeks ago? Where have you been this whole time, JustinY?

    • @dutch_asocialite
      @dutch_asocialite 6 місяців тому +3

      No way, the legend's returned!

    • @BoB-EGG
      @BoB-EGG 5 місяців тому

      EGGS

  • @thaitoan4760
    @thaitoan4760 Рік тому +4886

    I swear some indie developer gonna make some batshit insane game like this

  • @Chicky_Lumps
    @Chicky_Lumps Рік тому +17534

    I love to imagine that this isn't just a robot tank, or a single pilot, but actually has a full crew that's used to coordinating these moves.

    • @thedbdentity2102
      @thedbdentity2102 Рік тому +2691

      Driver kick the engine overdrive, gunner, fireman cannon, then fire again! Machine gunner! Pulled it! Loader using the concussion shells only!

    • @Kaltsit-
      @Kaltsit- Рік тому +1045

      Dodge maneuver, fire

    • @thefrenchbastard1646
      @thefrenchbastard1646 Рік тому +568

      @@Kaltsit- rapid fire(loader goes into sonic mode)

    • @sythel4488
      @sythel4488 Рік тому +831

      The tank commander would have no voice mid fight just from barking the orders on comms.....

    • @Chicky_Lumps
      @Chicky_Lumps Рік тому +730

      @@sythel4488 No need for that, the crew is so well trained they act on instinct.

  • @Alan_Anderton
    @Alan_Anderton 6 місяців тому +320

    I can just feel that the Tank is just actually holding back by not transforming into an autobot at this point

    • @demorunnertimmedrt4432
      @demorunnertimmedrt4432 5 місяців тому +25

      This is the 2nd comment related to transformers on my scrolling. Is there any continuity where this could happen? We need more tf media to use alt mode for attacks that isn't deviation.

    • @juliegrine2875
      @juliegrine2875 5 місяців тому +23

      Agreed this autobot has to be warpath since he has the perfect mindset and craziness to do this

    • @helcer0
      @helcer0 4 місяці тому +8

      @@juliegrine2875its just the m48 patton's driver

  • @garlicbreadstick404
    @garlicbreadstick404 7 місяців тому +773

    I can imagine that this tank is the meme character in a game where its controls and combos are really complex but if you master it it basically becomes the best character in the game

    • @raven_m0rt833
      @raven_m0rt833 5 місяців тому +71

      Like imagine : the game has actual characters and is very serious, but this is a secret really hard to find, but once you find it, you can play as the tank

    • @robert.7230
      @robert.7230 5 місяців тому +11

      If this existed like this then speedruns would be insane to look at

    • @theendersmirk5851
      @theendersmirk5851 5 місяців тому +27

      Based on the animation itself, I'd assume that part of it being broken once you're good is that, just like Pichu in the early days of Smash Ultimate, that tiny hit box makes actually getting a solid hit off a nightmare. Issue is that the tank literally has you controlling the tank cannon through one of the joysticks, rather than using that one for normal inputs, and the cannon just automatically has a bunch of self inflicted knockback, and the whole tank is a hit box when in any sort of motion. Cannon launching and abusing the physics engine by rotating the cannon while it's your main point of contact are the main methods of moving fast enough to hit the good damage per hit thresholds for said movement. You have one attack button, and that's firing the cannon, everything else is your movement.

    • @alphastronghold715
      @alphastronghold715 4 місяці тому +4

      @@theendersmirk5851Two attack buttons, it has the machine gun too.

    • @alphastronghold715
      @alphastronghold715 4 місяці тому +5

      @@theendersmirk5851Also, this actually would be doable if the joystick didn’t control rotation but rather the turret/hull pointed in the direction of the stick. Forward and backward would be the bumpers, right trigger and left trigger and the main gun and machine guns.

  • @thaitoan4760
    @thaitoan4760 Рік тому +13593

    The fact that a tank can double jump is more terrifying than it can parry.

    • @tizianomora7249
      @tizianomora7249 Рік тому +1503

      Jetstream tank

    • @S0u_l4r
      @S0u_l4r Рік тому +673

      *Insert The Only Thing I Know For Real*

    • @chaosdude0878
      @chaosdude0878 Рік тому +695

      Clearly a Brazilian tank

    • @porovos-
      @porovos- Рік тому +305

      The only tank I know for real

    • @user-sg9ql8nk1u
      @user-sg9ql8nk1u Рік тому

      plus the fact that mfer coming at *50* tons.

  • @riptideanomy1024
    @riptideanomy1024 Рік тому +6766

    "Sir! It's a mech! What do we do!?"
    *Intense stare* "Evasive maneuvers."

    • @scout-prime
      @scout-prime Рік тому +237

      Understood.

    • @a_bruh
      @a_bruh Рік тому +255

      It’s more of “Random bullshit GO!” (that actually works)

    • @aguy7095
      @aguy7095 Рік тому +119

      The crew understood the assignment

    • @heitormedina7098
      @heitormedina7098 9 місяців тому +52

      ​@@scout-primemost normal weak tank in Ohio be like:

    • @frfrongong9712
      @frfrongong9712 9 місяців тому +26

      Invasive maneuvers more like

  • @sethleoric2598
    @sethleoric2598 5 місяців тому +181

    If someone ever says "Mechs are better than tanks" show them this video.

    • @Sizdothyx
      @Sizdothyx 4 місяці тому +16

      I have been traumatized by SRM Carriers and Manticores enough in Battletech, thanks.

  • @berkaktas6967
    @berkaktas6967 6 місяців тому +105

    "It's just a tank, 621. Finish it."

  • @topaznuggets6767
    @topaznuggets6767 Рік тому +3346

    This is a certified war thunder premium tank moment

    • @syos1979
      @syos1979 Рік тому +185

      I am a wind of DESTRUCTION - The totally not overpowred newly released premium tank that arises every other major update

    • @gamergaming6604
      @gamergaming6604 Рік тому +66

      War thunder April Fool future event

    • @pamperedmaster8690
      @pamperedmaster8690 Рік тому +60

      World of Tanks 🤝 War Thunder
      Busted Premms

    • @Loispealz34
      @Loispealz34 Рік тому +5

      Thus us an e25 moment

    • @tempest8882
      @tempest8882 Рік тому +7

      Bmp-2m disguised as an m-48 patton

  • @aholyspaniel9624
    @aholyspaniel9624 Рік тому +3962

    “We are inside a hybermobile Mech suit, that hunk of iron doesn’t stand a chance”
    The Australian Tank Crew:

    • @braindamagegood
      @braindamagegood Рік тому +364

      Romainans outside the battle field waiting to deconstruct the whole mech:

    • @ComedicLetter
      @ComedicLetter Рік тому +233

      @@braindamagegoodi’d say stolen joke, but it’s about Romania. It was already the assumption

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 Рік тому +119

      @@ComedicLetter They stole their own jokes.
      They even stole the Blood Ravens' jokes.

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 Рік тому +47

      ​@@nullpoint3346and the blood ravens were gifted multiple jokes as well

    • @manbruh2145
      @manbruh2145 Рік тому +31

      @@theenderdestruction2362 not before Trazyn "relocate" all of those jokes into his museum

  • @gamenut112
    @gamenut112 6 місяців тому +126

    I'm just imagining 4 crew members in the tank, all 4 of them batshit fucking crazy, but inhumanly well trained and experienced with such a deep understanding of their tank and of physics, and personally developed techniques that they can make the regular old tank just do crazy shit like this.
    Edit: The tank should not be able to do this, But the crew much like the bumblebee, does not give a fuck and does it anyway regardless of what anyone says.

    • @gammapunkgamingproductions6199
      @gammapunkgamingproductions6199 3 місяці тому +16

      "Laws of physics? Tf that?!? I didn't vote for no laws of physics!!!"
      The tank commander probably-

  • @katsukibakugo8233
    @katsukibakugo8233 6 місяців тому +229

    Imagine just seeing this in the middle of a war and everyone just stops fighting to watch this glorious battle of a god damn TANK going toe to toe with a highly advanced mech capable of destroying ENTIRE army's of soldiers with ease.

    • @catlord1236
      @catlord1236 5 місяців тому +6

      That will be amazing🤯

    • @ctavi6654
      @ctavi6654 4 місяці тому +23

      Pretty sure this was exactly what happened in WW2 any time Jack Churchill appeared on the battlefield - known for fighting with a broadsword, longbow, and a set of bagpipes for intimidation purposes

    • @youraveragerobloxkid
      @youraveragerobloxkid 2 місяці тому +3

      Its not evem fighting like a tank, either. Bro's being styled on.

    • @kriegsmanofthethsiegeartillery
      @kriegsmanofthethsiegeartillery 2 місяці тому +11

      ​@@ctavi6654 Everybody stops except for the enemy comander who would draw his ceremonial sword and engage in battle. The common soldiers would simply exchange snacks as shit went down.

    • @reapertheabsol0359
      @reapertheabsol0359 2 місяці тому +6

      @@kriegsmanofthethsiegeartillery
      Enemy soldier to soldier on tank’s side: “how long has that thing been able to do that?”
      Soldier on tank’s side: “bro, this is news to me!”

  • @ep1c878
    @ep1c878 Рік тому +3567

    If you think this is already bizarre, imagine what would it be like for the person driving the tank

    • @TheNapster153
      @TheNapster153 Рік тому +537

      It's just a brain in a jar. Nothing special

    • @infinitetaquito4484
      @infinitetaquito4484 Рік тому +376

      @@TheNapster153 that jar has to be secured REALLY well

    • @classifiedad1
      @classifiedad1 Рік тому +365

      There'd be four people in that tank who are going to have the ride of their lives.

    • @richie_23
      @richie_23 Рік тому +197

      That tank driver is the dude from initial d

    • @the24thcolossusjustchillin39
      @the24thcolossusjustchillin39 Рік тому +258

      “Jeff! What the fuck did you put in the fuel tank!?”

  • @notarealAlbanian
    @notarealAlbanian Рік тому +4981

    the tank crew's training consists of half life speedruns and strengthening their friendship

    • @amog8202
      @amog8202 Рік тому +265

      No, no, there's definitely some getting over it in there

    • @icehoof
      @icehoof Рік тому +331

      "SIR, SYSTEMS ARE DOWN, THEY'VE PUNCTURED THE COMPUTERS"
      "I guess we're going to to have to do this old fashioned, sorry big guy, but you're the best God damn tank pilot I know, it has to be done"
      "It's okay, I understand *unbuttons and lowers uniform to show an unreadable amount of scars that will never be explained * the past is the past"
      *the 2 men somehow position themselves to high-five inside of the tank *
      "And gamble, you're father was the best man i knew, he would be proud, but try not too blow the barrel apart like he would"
      "ALRIGHT PEOPLE, ALL HANDS ON DECK, WE ARE THE LAST LINE BEFORE TOTAL DEFEAT, INITIATE B-HOP PROTOCOL AND SHOW THESE TIN CANS WHO WE ARE"

    • @notarealAlbanian
      @notarealAlbanian Рік тому +64

      @@icehoofmasterful writing

    • @ilikezombotron
      @ilikezombotron Рік тому +46

      i wonder how much the commander has to say inside the tank as he coordinates every single move

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 Рік тому +29

      Indeed
      The magic of friendship is a power i still don't understand

  • @woodyderp3816
    @woodyderp3816 7 місяців тому +308

    The amount of collabs this could have as a released game is just mind blowing, transformers, gundam, metal gear, evangelion, you name it.

  • @orange0666
    @orange0666 4 місяці тому +123

    The fact that this isn’t a video game is a crime against humanity.

  • @cbonde101
    @cbonde101 Рік тому +6108

    I can’t get over the fact that the tank moves and attacks like an actual acrobatically-skilled combatant, and not like, well, a tank.

    • @xavier4519
      @xavier4519 Рік тому +615

      the thing that gets me is that it doesn't shoot when it's thrown away from the mech, it just runs back to it...

    • @backgroundcharacterj5071
      @backgroundcharacterj5071 Рік тому +472

      When your class is paladin but you spec everything into dex

    • @leftybot7846
      @leftybot7846 Рік тому +106

      @@xavier4519 instead it shots to jump

    • @regalblade8171
      @regalblade8171 Рік тому +289

      @@leftybot7846 it's a power move to lower the morale of the mech:
      The enemy considers you so little of a threat that the tank uses ammo to style on you instead of shooting you

    • @leftybot7846
      @leftybot7846 Рік тому +101

      @@regalblade8171 literally EMOTIONAL DAMAGE tactics

  • @The-Enemy-Medic
    @The-Enemy-Medic 8 місяців тому +3383

    The tank has i-frames.
    I REPEAT THE TANK HAS I-FRAMES!

    • @yasininn76
      @yasininn76 6 місяців тому +244

      Four words that any sentient being would never want to hear in their whole existance

    • @The_whales
      @The_whales 6 місяців тому +111

      Also appears to be very good at blocking hits

    • @prometheanrebel3838
      @prometheanrebel3838 5 місяців тому +155

      ​@@The_whales "The tank knows how to parry. I repeat, THE TANK KNOWS HOW TO PARRY!"

    • @Sandythefloofer
      @Sandythefloofer 4 місяці тому +30

      @@prometheanrebel3838 v1 is quivering

    • @Waterishloki100
      @Waterishloki100 4 місяці тому +32

      you fire a HEAT shell at the enemy tank, they dodge it because they have 3 detection risk and instantly regen all the damage they've taken because they're running sicario perk deck

  • @U_drive10
    @U_drive10 7 місяців тому +61

    "Chief?, mind telling what your doing in that tank?"
    "Sir, Styling on em"

    • @markisshano7334
      @markisshano7334 6 днів тому +1

      *Proud 1,000 yard stare* Get back to it, son.

  • @ReiAyanami8
    @ReiAyanami8 5 місяців тому +72

    "Mechs are unnecessary, a tank can do just about everything a mech can."
    The tank:

    • @alexandrefillot9600
      @alexandrefillot9600 2 місяці тому +3

      "A tank and a mech have this point in common that both seek to destroy what they don't like, only difference is that the mech does it in a uselessly fancy and expensive way just by existing on the Battlefield and being an eyesore to the Foe."

  • @secretskull21
    @secretskull21 9 місяців тому +4916

    “We’ve created a new breed of war machine. Your technology is obsolete.”
    “WHO DECIDED THAT?”

    • @retro_guyy1015
      @retro_guyy1015 8 місяців тому +33

      🤣

    • @eyemeralds
      @eyemeralds 8 місяців тому +54

      Goes hard

    • @robberyproductions1363
      @robberyproductions1363 7 місяців тому +119

      40k in a nutshell

    • @sorb7912
      @sorb7912 7 місяців тому +50

      That would be half the plot of the game.

    • @douglaswetak9686
      @douglaswetak9686 7 місяців тому +29

      @@robberyproductions1363last I checked that Shadowsword that just shut off Its engines is about to fire off a titan killing volcano cannon

  • @russetwolf13
    @russetwolf13 Рік тому +2560

    "The age of the tank is over."
    The Tank: "I didn't hear no bell."

    • @d.thieud.1056
      @d.thieud.1056 7 місяців тому +87

      Think about it though
      imagine if you put the same motors that can move a mechs limbs like that, the same intertia defying magic or unimaginably durable materials that let a mech move on a dime like that on a tank, the thusters that allow that mech to dash around like that...
      what would stop a tank from doing this?
      it has a lot less surface area, so for the same mass of whatever the mech uses as amour, it could layer that amour 3-4 times as thick. it only has to move 2 threads and a turret, so it can put all the power used to move all the joints on the mech into just those 3, and a breach made of whatever that mech is made out of would handle INSANE pressures.

    • @falcongamer5867
      @falcongamer5867 6 місяців тому

      ​@@d.thieud.1056this is true

    • @snoote533
      @snoote533 6 місяців тому +26

      ​@@d.thieud.1056
      True
      We could start with a miniature model, and add many heavy flywheels and gyroscopes to defy gravity and inertia.

    • @youraveragerobloxkid
      @youraveragerobloxkid 6 місяців тому +33

      ​@@d.thieud.1056
      the tank is lighter, more heavily armored, more heavily gunned, faster, and just generally better
      the mech has the rule of cool

    • @The_whales
      @The_whales 6 місяців тому +24

      Science fiction: age of tanks is dead
      Also science fiction: we add one or two more barrels and now this tank is better

  • @pinoypablo
    @pinoypablo 7 місяців тому +108

    Mech: Witness the radiance of my light sword, the thrust of my hyper jets, and the impenetrability of my antisonic armor. A mere relic of the past stands no chance.
    The Tank: In the resounding echoes of my barrels, you shall be reduced to nothing but scrap.

  • @cartercollier2607
    @cartercollier2607 7 місяців тому +110

    So we can all agree if this came out as an actual game it'd be both hilarious and a great game, right?

    • @RaulWagner-ju9pz
      @RaulWagner-ju9pz 4 місяці тому +8

      Game of the year

    • @Aquabzs
      @Aquabzs 3 місяці тому +8

      God I can imagine that if this had a game trailer that it starts like it's just another tank game, really boring before then a mech appears and as it's about to destroy that tank we've been following that the tank *paries* the mech and then it transitions into like the "real" trailer showing the tank doing sick ass tricks on the mech.

    • @thelordofthelostbraincells
      @thelordofthelostbraincells 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@Aquabzs HELL YEAH!!!!

  • @PandoraRei
    @PandoraRei Рік тому +2077

    Tank enthusiasts explaining why tanks are superior to mechs:

    • @thehumanvacuum3413
      @thehumanvacuum3413 Рік тому +239

      I mean realistically, mechs with our current technology, even after bypassing various issues with the whole bipedal thing, a Mech would still need to be light enough to move around, and would probably work along side tanks.

    • @_Catgirl_Connoisseur_
      @_Catgirl_Connoisseur_ Рік тому +49

      Well, they are

    • @soupcangaming662
      @soupcangaming662 Рік тому +230

      @@thehumanvacuum3413 Armored vehicle with a cannon designed to pierce through other armored vehicles and structures with a machine gun for anti-infantry capability that also includes all-terrain tracks designed to drive over trenches, mud, and other terrain
      Vs
      The same thing, but worse, but with legs.

    • @ChainikB
      @ChainikB Рік тому +84

      @@soupcangaming662 mechs would be more fragile. More little mechanisms, less monolythic metal parts. Easy to break. On the opppsite side - something as simple and indestructible as old iron for clothes (in comparison with mecha)
      Tank's only problem is its mobility but I think it can be fixed with future tech that can create giant bipedal war machine.

    • @michapiasta3072
      @michapiasta3072 Рік тому +51

      ​@@ChainikB i just imagined bipedal tank. Just a tank with 2 oversized legs.

  • @uppishcub1617
    @uppishcub1617 Рік тому +4509

    Imagine being a hyper advanced mech from the future and getting styled on by a tank from the 1950s.

    • @Shaolinstout
      @Shaolinstout Рік тому +47

      😂

    • @AHappyCub
      @AHappyCub Рік тому +456

      Not exactly hard for an average tank to beat an overpriced piece of junk

    • @joecasey581
      @joecasey581 Рік тому +104

      @@Shaolinstout You weren't that hard of a boss.

    • @nathaniel21cabada33
      @nathaniel21cabada33 Рік тому +68

      Or it's Japan's animie Meck vs us tank that has skill

    • @psycosanches589
      @psycosanches589 Рік тому +231

      That’s my favorite part is this isn’t even like a modern tank or even a futuristic one. It’s a fucking Cold War era tank.

  • @arceusdominus2612
    @arceusdominus2612 4 місяці тому +71

    "The age of tanks is over"- "SAYS. FUCKING. WHO."

  • @gamerkingdom1442
    @gamerkingdom1442 7 місяців тому +71

    Tank Crew: You may have a COOL MECH, but we have something more powerful!
    Mech Pilot: Oh yeah, and what’s that, little tank!?
    Tank Crew: PRESENTATION!!!!!

  • @colinlinvill1310
    @colinlinvill1310 Рік тому +3465

    After a brief period of analysis, I have determined that this tank’s crew consists of:
    -The guy from Initial D (driver)
    -Soldier from TF2 (gunner)
    -Spongebob (loader)
    -Unnamed commander played by Tom Hanks

    • @noggy3133
      @noggy3133 Рік тому +236

      No the commander is the guy from fury

    • @mousepointer12
      @mousepointer12 Рік тому +147

      @@noggy3133 it HAS to be Liam Neeson

    • @crazynedry5085
      @crazynedry5085 Рік тому +205

      *”This is what the president must feel like all the time”*

    • @Steampuke
      @Steampuke Рік тому +90

      Why is SpongeBob as the loader actually believable, I can't get over it 😂

    • @i_am_the_one8870
      @i_am_the_one8870 Рік тому +37

      Nah commander is the guy from A Team

  • @shr00m44
    @shr00m44 Рік тому +2983

    That tank has more personality in it's animation style than some of the new Overwatch characters have even with a voice.

  • @JasmineLi
    @JasmineLi 6 місяців тому +69

    “Grandpa, look at this mech I got to fight the enemy!”
    “THATS A GIMMICK SONNY BOY.”

  • @wufflemuffin9197
    @wufflemuffin9197 5 місяців тому +53

    Physicists envisioning why tanks are more practical than bipedal mechs

  • @memer34per39
    @memer34per39 Рік тому +2115

    "Buckle the fuck up, little Patton! We’re bringing freedom here if it kills us. Or better yet - them!"

    • @fourche7
      @fourche7  Рік тому +287

      "NUTS!"

    • @Missing_an_arm
      @Missing_an_arm Рік тому +84

      The hot wind blowing
      Jagged lines across the sand
      The crumbling buildings
      In our minds are all that stand
      Just like the buffalo
      Blindly following the herd
      We try to justify
      All the things that have occurred
      I don't know what I’ve been told
      But the wishes of the people can’t be controlled
      I don't know what I’ve been told
      But the wishes of the people can’t be controlled
      Heat of the desert
      Dust settles on my face
      Without a compass
      The soldier knows no disgrace
      Out of the ashes
      The eagle rises still
      Freedom is calling
      To all men who bend their will
      Here I am
      Dirty and faceless
      Waiting to heed your instruction
      On my own
      Invisible warrior
      I am a wind of destruction
      All men who bend their will
      We fight for justice
      In a forgotten place
      Fulfill our duty
      Then vanish without a trace
      Don’t need a medal
      For all the men we kill
      Freedom is calling
      To all men who bend their will

    • @nikaelkeanretiza1074
      @nikaelkeanretiza1074 Рік тому +27

      "Buckle the fuck up little mech I am going to teach what this relic can do!"

    • @Nope_handlesaretrash
      @Nope_handlesaretrash Рік тому +32

      *That time I died in a suspicious car accident near the end of the war and was reincarnated as a tank*

    • @karotgamin790
      @karotgamin790 Рік тому +8

      better buckle your fuckles cause we’re goin’ on a ride

  • @spiritoftheshogunate4496
    @spiritoftheshogunate4496 Рік тому +3323

    Love how the tank uses its main gun made for piercing metal like butter as a mobility tool and uses a presumable 7.62 machine gun as its main gun, its playing with its prey

  • @s0lidl3m0nadedotorg4
    @s0lidl3m0nadedotorg4 6 місяців тому +47

    Radio: A soviet robot!
    Loader: *stretches arms*
    Gunner: *starts smoking*
    Driver: *cracks knuckles*
    Commander: *inhales*

    • @boiboi5423
      @boiboi5423 Місяць тому +3

      Commander: Knuckle Bois, it's time to show what this "Relic” can do!

  • @Me_comment_on_vids_nothingelse
    @Me_comment_on_vids_nothingelse 4 місяці тому +35

    “Put the tank in gear 12 and ALL THE G FUEL INTO THE ENGINE” WE FUCKING DESTROYING THIS MECH

  • @frostyfizz7915
    @frostyfizz7915 Рік тому +3478

    Mech: "You brought a relic to a battlefield? Well, this will be over quickly."
    Tank: "You're damn right. Now, let me show you what this relic can do."

    • @TheDoctorFromArknights
      @TheDoctorFromArknights Рік тому +344

      "There's a Reason Why Germany Got to France via Belgium!"
      "THEY RAMMED A FUCK TON OF ARMOUR THROUGH THE FORESTS AND HILLS OF THE ARDENNES!"

    • @CyberDagger003
      @CyberDagger003 Рік тому +152

      Warhammer 40k logic

    • @agent5333
      @agent5333 Рік тому +62

      Not that far off tbh, Dark age tech is wack.

    • @Anton-de5vu
      @Anton-de5vu Рік тому +112

      Tank: this is what we call “old school”

    • @TheDoctorFromArknights
      @TheDoctorFromArknights Рік тому +74

      @@Anton-de5vu oh no, Girls Und Panzer vs Armoured Core Lmfao.

  • @power22341
    @power22341 Рік тому +1590

    The tank crew has the power of friendship to overcome unbeatable odds

    • @elixavibuddies2951
      @elixavibuddies2951 Рік тому +70

      There is no crew it's only tank its alive and it wants revenge after his kind wasint needed in the future

    • @blumoon131
      @blumoon131 Рік тому +64

      A rag-tag group of loveable miscreants, their supped-up scrap-heap of a tank, and every single odd stacked against them.
      *let's go*

    • @tylervanpeursem7627
      @tylervanpeursem7627 Рік тому +10

      Kingdom hearts 4 leaked

    • @Mark3nd
      @Mark3nd Рік тому +16

      Nah there's definitely a crew. There's a game called WoT, which anything can happen.
      Crew of this M48a3
      Driver: Initial D Fan (Male)
      Loader: Arnold (those shells are heavy af)
      Gunner: Sniper (Tf2)
      Commander: American WoT (M)

    • @tyrant351
      @tyrant351 Рік тому +6

      damn the Fury sequel looks kickass.

  • @IluminousOne-9.7.2
    @IluminousOne-9.7.2 4 місяці тому +25

    If they could talk, I want The Mech to be respectful towards the Tank

    • @thelordofthelostbraincells
      @thelordofthelostbraincells 2 місяці тому +4

      One is an advanced a.i while the other is possessed by the tanks crew who can make the tank do all these supernatural feats.

  • @Philshaw02
    @Philshaw02 7 місяців тому +100

    I would love for there to be a fighting game where it’s just mechs and their pilots and the tank just has some old war veteran whose whole thing is just “I’m gonna show these youngins how it’s done!” And somehow the tank is the most agile character on the roster

    • @Tuplapukki
      @Tuplapukki 7 місяців тому +28

      Mech: I'm the most advanced weapon of war. Your just a-
      Tank: I was a weapon that changed the way or warfare. Your just a cheap knockoff. My effectiveness can't be outdone by a stupid mech. A hit by my gun is enough to make your limb useless. I can take a hit and do my shit. Unlike a certain machine with limbs.
      Go back to the labotory and come back when your even worthy of my time

    • @ThatSpecificIndividual
      @ThatSpecificIndividual 6 місяців тому +14

      I think it would be even funnier if each mech has one pilot but the tank has its full 4 man crew.

    • @Philshaw02
      @Philshaw02 6 місяців тому +15

      @@ThatSpecificIndividual that be awesome, they’d be talking shit about the other pilot and laughing at their jokes

    • @fleshdadbot6852
      @fleshdadbot6852 6 місяців тому +21

      @@Philshaw02 "oi, manfreddy, fancy endin' this now?"
      "You always knew me so well, johnson."
      "Captain! What's the status on the enemy?"
      "Jim, it ain't quite done yet, might have some time to crack open a cold one."
      *WH- WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FIGHTI-*
      "relax, kid, the Adults are talking. Let's show this young upstart how's it done, boys."
      "Yes, sir!"
      "Alright."
      "Aye!"

    • @orange0666
      @orange0666 4 місяці тому +11

      Not just the most agile, but the one with the highest skill ceiling.

  • @YormanGina
    @YormanGina Рік тому +5861

    "Sir, robots from the future are attacking and the military doesn't stand a chance!"
    Protagonist: "Does that tank work?"
    "It's just an old museum display. W-What are you thinking?"
    Protagonist: "I think it's time we show them what the past was really about."

    • @TheDoctorFromArknights
      @TheDoctorFromArknights Рік тому +819

      *_Ultimate Skill Activated: Spirits of The Past, Blitzkrieg_*

    • @sw4gsmile595
      @sw4gsmile595 Рік тому +378

      This give the same vibe like the battleship final fight

    • @jackraymond6523
      @jackraymond6523 Рік тому +34

      I agree!

    • @DialingDock2
      @DialingDock2 Рік тому +66

      ​@@sw4gsmile595 I'm glad I'm not the only one

    • @Tanklover99
      @Tanklover99 Рік тому +49

      @@TheDoctorFromArknights *angry leopard 1 noises*

  • @Gingerbreadley
    @Gingerbreadley Рік тому +3914

    The one American officer who doesn’t underestimate the Japanese in an anime be like

    • @mike-6139
      @mike-6139 Рік тому +216

      Commander and Conquer 3 in a nutshell

    • @KoishiVibin
      @KoishiVibin Рік тому +430

      @Thatoneguy
      "It's just one tank! Get em!"
      "Y'know. I've been around the block a few times. And you have to wonder, how is it, that I'm still alive? An M48 tank, in the age of the composite armored, 5 kilometer range adjust-for-corolis gun armed MBT.
      Seems impossible."
      "I'll give you ten seconds to try and do what hundreds of men and women couldn't.

    • @Franzinho_0802
      @Franzinho_0802 Рік тому +92

      ​@@KoishiVibin where is this from? That sounded fucking badass

    • @ozyisgoated
      @ozyisgoated Рік тому +29

      @@Franzinho_0802 agreed

    • @gideonbudd8945
      @gideonbudd8945 Рік тому +63

      ​@@KoishiVibin the tank is the M48 Patton. To be precise a M48A3 Patton. (I thought it was interesting)

  • @literal_f22
    @literal_f22 3 місяці тому +14

    It seems that this tank's crew consists of:
    -The Initial D guy (driver)
    -Soldier TF2 (Gunner)
    -Senator Armstrong MGR (Loader)
    -Spongebob (Commander)

  • @misusatriyo
    @misusatriyo 5 місяців тому +44

    i once imagined a tank that uses its long barrel as a blunt weapon. now it's not just in my imagination anymore. what a masterpiece.

  • @varvarith3090
    @varvarith3090 Рік тому +3222

    Mecha animes: "Mechas were much faster and more maneuverable that tanks and therefore are controlling the flow of battle in a setting"
    Actual speed and mobility of modern tanks:

    • @hunterofdarkness8329
      @hunterofdarkness8329 Рік тому +368

      Well more like futuristic tanks. I can't see modern tanks doing a 360 that fast and Is able to turn it's turret in 0.5 seconds

    • @notbaud2634
      @notbaud2634 Рік тому +733

      @@hunterofdarkness8329 nah the crew just have really good gaming chairs

    • @richie_23
      @richie_23 Рік тому +301

      @@hunterofdarkness8329 have you seen the turret rotation speed of a leopard 2? That shit was fast dude, still not aa vehicle level of fast, you would need a better turret motor for that kind of rotation speed but modern tanks are getting there

    • @tizianomora7249
      @tizianomora7249 Рік тому +94

      Modern tank can do double jump?

    • @RileyRazc
      @RileyRazc Рік тому +324

      @@tizianomora7249 if its brazillian, yes

  • @nova2293
    @nova2293 Рік тому +1062

    "but... how can you possibly be countering my attacks?!"
    "son, you ain't even half as unpredictable as the Viet Cong"

    • @MemeAnt
      @MemeAnt Рік тому +15

      True

    • @takebacktheholyland9306
      @takebacktheholyland9306 11 місяців тому +55

      @@MemeAnt Sadly for them, you can't fit tanks in them tunnels

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 11 місяців тому +20

      ​@@takebacktheholyland9306you can, just not in the personnel tunnels. They do have concealed T34s, though not as many.

    • @takebacktheholyland9306
      @takebacktheholyland9306 11 місяців тому +17

      @@WingMaster562 Ah the infamous buried t-34s

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 11 місяців тому +14

      @@takebacktheholyland9306 i looked it up, and my bad, turns out it's just propaganda in their musuems.
      They even cited, as proof, one tunnel rat's memoir of seeing a buried blown up m48 that was used as a command center, with its radio and batteries intact.

  • @user-fc7tv6tv2r
    @user-fc7tv6tv2r 5 місяців тому +28

    a tank turret movement is usually slow.
    but in this.
    it reaches speeds as fast as the robot doggo

  • @awesometurtle2887
    @awesometurtle2887 4 місяці тому +24

    The director of an American tank film when the crew runs out of ammo:

  • @lucaswickmansound
    @lucaswickmansound Рік тому +5686

    I wish for a game like this, just a game that doesn’t care about being serious, going absolutely nuts with style and being cinematic, all with a tank from the 1950s going absolutely buckwild on future technology

    • @feffy380
      @feffy380 10 місяців тому +265

      We need an Indestructotank 4

    • @user-ys6fr5wv9o
      @user-ys6fr5wv9o 9 місяців тому +43

      Yes

    • @lucaswickmansound
      @lucaswickmansound 8 місяців тому +86

      @@Jaceareeno Clocked around 80+ hours on it, love it

    • @marcantiojo7703
      @marcantiojo7703 8 місяців тому +8

      ​@@feffy380Artist of pfp?

    • @thesteelsquid863
      @thesteelsquid863 8 місяців тому +43

      That one game where you're the president in a mech suit

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Рік тому +516

    "JACKSON WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!"
    "SIR, _ENGAGING THE ENEMY"_

    • @ShibeDogetic
      @ShibeDogetic 11 місяців тому +57

      "Chief, do you mind telling me what you're doing in that tank?"
      "Sir... finishing this fight."

    • @KoishiVibin
      @KoishiVibin 7 місяців тому +12

      "They issued us bayonets for a reason!"

    • @Creations_by_Creator
      @Creations_by_Creator День тому +1

      "It's a tank, you can't perform melee based combat!"
      *"Observe."*

  • @greg0050
    @greg0050 6 місяців тому +9

    Weakest Leman Russ driver in the Imperial Guard vs Strongest Riptide Battlesuit driver of the Tau Empire.

  • @MrYyelo
    @MrYyelo 7 місяців тому +16

    I love how its swinging the barrel like a sword, and even launching itself with the blast from its main cannon. Truly a pro-tank-onist!😅

  • @willc3697
    @willc3697 Рік тому +737

    Todays match:
    Hans, 74 year old German veteran, versus Otoko, 21 year old mech pilot

    • @non-user
      @non-user Рік тому +87

      More likely 80 years old Vietnam War American Veteran

    • @Malves71
      @Malves71 Рік тому +47

      Most likely a German, as the tank shown seems to be an m48 a2 c, used by the west Germans iirc

    • @jackraymond6523
      @jackraymond6523 Рік тому +16

      the tank operator: I like those odds.

    • @Ituasmi
      @Ituasmi Рік тому +23

      Hey don't leave the rest of the tank crew hanging

    • @adricub3132
      @adricub3132 Рік тому +4

      Isnt that a m48 patton?

  • @collinrogers4742
    @collinrogers4742 Рік тому +2035

    I would pay 60$ for a full length game of just this.

    • @demorunnertimmedrt4432
      @demorunnertimmedrt4432 8 місяців тому +78

      Even if it was just like 1 hour with little to no replayability, dlc, or extra content of any kind?

    • @Creations_by_Creator
      @Creations_by_Creator 8 місяців тому +168

      ​@@demorunnertimmedrt4432 *Yes.*

    • @sigmaoperator1688
      @sigmaoperator1688 8 місяців тому +82

      The creator of this animation actually created this as a game prototype. They specifically state on their twitter that they don't release their game prototypes for public which sucks.

    • @AdhvaithSane
      @AdhvaithSane 8 місяців тому +17

      @@Creations_by_Creator This a joke right😅? _RIGHT?_

    • @rasenshuriken7771
      @rasenshuriken7771 8 місяців тому +37

      I will learn unity to make this and nobody can stop me
      It might take a few years

  • @Ribbons0121R121
    @Ribbons0121R121 5 місяців тому +29

    as someone currently developing a 2.5d modular tank game, this is very inspiring

    • @gereniccc4487
      @gereniccc4487 3 місяці тому

      Make it fight like this

    • @literal_f22
      @literal_f22 3 місяці тому

      what platform is it on?
      what's the name?
      how much does it cost? is it free?
      can i download it?
      is it on steam?

  • @thayenryan7448
    @thayenryan7448 7 місяців тому +15

    Who knew that the weapon to surpass Metal Gear was with us the whole time?

    • @thelordofthelostbraincells
      @thelordofthelostbraincells 2 місяці тому +1

      I mean, if you think about it, human intelligence is the greatest weapon we have.
      Able to think of ways to deal with our problems.

  • @durandal9956
    @durandal9956 Рік тому +2883

    The fact that the tank's moveset is more free and composed than many boss of today is insane

    • @064razor
      @064razor Рік тому +233

      That's because boss moves are meant with the intent of being countered. This is meant to be player-controlled.

    • @gneu1527
      @gneu1527 Рік тому +50

      It would be cool if there was a boss that had moves that weren't meant to be countered, I wonder how would that work.

    • @Burger_addict
      @Burger_addict Рік тому +59

      ​​@@gneu1527 dark souls

    • @064razor
      @064razor Рік тому +17

      @@gneu1527 You'd just have to evade dark souls style

    • @durandal9956
      @durandal9956 Рік тому +5

      @@gneu1527 malenia?

  • @bowmin1
    @bowmin1 Рік тому +1238

    This needs to be a full game. Stupidly realistic graphics and story, but with a tank doing... whatever it is doing in this video. Would be my new fav game.

    • @thelordofgames8849
      @thelordofgames8849 Рік тому +102

      maybe as well the crew of the tank talking in cuts and while in combat

    • @blumoon131
      @blumoon131 Рік тому +171

      A lone, battered old tank that has to face off against a wave of highly-advanced and highly-lethal mech soldiers in a battle against an unknown enemy that seeks to topple peace. Our last defense, our only hope... *TANK HERO*

    • @picklestheomnipotent4535
      @picklestheomnipotent4535 Рік тому +38

      Actually i believe this is a wip game, i dont remember whos doing this but yeah its not just an animation

    • @bowmin1
      @bowmin1 Рік тому +48

      @@picklestheomnipotent4535 I figured that out sometime after making that comment. Unfortunately the creator has no plans of continuing development. :/

    • @picklestheomnipotent4535
      @picklestheomnipotent4535 Рік тому +15

      @@bowmin1 aw damn :( maybe ill try something myself muahahaha

  • @KrazyKaiser
    @KrazyKaiser Місяць тому +3

    I love that this isn't just an animation, but appears to be an actual gameplay test.

  • @silentspartan913
    @silentspartan913 5 місяців тому +8

    When Megatron finds out his Tank form is more effective

  • @saureco
    @saureco Рік тому +825

    That tank's reloader is the real hero here.

    • @Viper_O8
      @Viper_O8 Рік тому +85

      I give it to the main gunner
      He turned fast enough to beat the sh!t out of mech

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 11 місяців тому +78

      It's the entire crew. A chain is only as strong as its weakest link afterall.

    • @TheGreatThicc
      @TheGreatThicc 8 місяців тому +5

      Imagine how many gallons of every energizing drink known to humanity the crew had to drink to not only keep up with what the mech what was doing but instantly understand and execute the commander's orders

    • @CsGalaxyID
      @CsGalaxyID 8 місяців тому +2

      Dont forget the commander who has to give accurate command to the entire tank to be able to go against a mech in an equal footing

    • @thelordofthelostbraincells
      @thelordofthelostbraincells 2 місяці тому

      ​@@WingMaster562well then these men have the strength of adamantine

  • @v0n1x37
    @v0n1x37 Рік тому +664

    0:45 now that's a pretty meme. exquisite

  • @jacobcox4565
    @jacobcox4565 2 місяці тому +7

    Tank Mechanic: Sir, we're up against an enemy mech!
    Tank Driver: How the hell are gonna fight that thing?!
    Tank Crew Captain: Get ready to do some evasive maneuvers.

  • @The_puppet_who_gave_anxlety
    @The_puppet_who_gave_anxlety 2 місяці тому +7

    When the wind is hot and the fire's slow
    The future waits to see brain rots

  • @nukerkid105
    @nukerkid105 Рік тому +1698

    The fact that the rounds are strong enough to launch the whole tank off the ground is frightening

    • @DrBrightsite19
      @DrBrightsite19 Рік тому +134

      When the high explosive:

    • @ricecooker7037
      @ricecooker7037 8 місяців тому +85

      I mean tanks have a LOT of recoil for how big they are, the reload speed is the real win factor.

    • @bad_pilot13official
      @bad_pilot13official 8 місяців тому +23

      Sturmtiger moment

    • @randomman.5
      @randomman.5 7 місяців тому +14

      And the fact the recoil of the machine gun is able to keep it in the air is wtf

    • @silent_stalker3687
      @silent_stalker3687 7 місяців тому +21

      You’ve never played EDF have you…
      Air born rapid fire artillery rail guns.
      Also laser chainsaws

  • @bplatinumpaladin
    @bplatinumpaladin Рік тому +3513

    "What are the enemy forces?"
    "Sir... It's just one tank."
    "Just one tank? Simple enough. A single unit should be more than enough to-"
    "Sir. You have to see this!"

    • @yeetuszilla1663
      @yeetuszilla1663 Рік тому +276

      "Shit, surrender now"

    • @Silverauren
      @Silverauren Рік тому +58

      code geass ep2

    • @sliestwheel
      @sliestwheel Рік тому +72

      Hot Wind Blowing is playing inside the tank

    • @Neo_Shard
      @Neo_Shard Рік тому +55

      ​​@@yeetuszilla1663 "To late their approaching and is that metal music I hear"

    • @BlueSmash_404
      @BlueSmash_404 Рік тому +7

      ​@@Neo_Shard they're*

  • @stargazer378
    @stargazer378 4 місяці тому +7

    I would unironically love a fighting game like this.
    Doesn't take itself seriously at all, a non-existant story, complex, flashy combat system, and a wide genre of characters.
    Im just imagining the roster for this imaginary game and would love it to have a bizarre mix of scifi and fantasy. Futuristic mecha brawling with steampunk robots or fantasy monsters like oni or giants, all the while this tank is styling on a hawken style mech in the background.

  • @name-qt4qf
    @name-qt4qf 6 місяців тому +7

    For anyone wondering, the mecha is called Hekaton

  • @unspoken657
    @unspoken657 Рік тому +3077

    Idk what's more funnier/scarier, the fact that a tank can parry, double jump and do acrobatics or the fact that this fight is so cool I wish more video games would just make boss fights this cool. Like the the way the mech fights is so cool and the parries from the tank could look insane on like a character or something.

  • @Lyre_Lies
    @Lyre_Lies Рік тому +3537

    How has no one mentioned the absolute gold that is the camera panning between the treads at 0:55. That's def something you'd see straight out of Bayonetta.

    • @ttracs
      @ttracs 11 місяців тому +384

      Man I hate games that go too heavy on fanservice.

    • @tressrosewood9518
      @tressrosewood9518 9 місяців тому +4

      Tank panty shot 🤤

    • @Vankodek
      @Vankodek 9 місяців тому +129

      Not to mention the music hitting its peak during the parry, absolute gold!

    • @trypticon8619
      @trypticon8619 9 місяців тому +361

      @@ttracsI don’t know man, seeing the belly of the tank was a pretty good shot, that’s pretty good fan service

    • @Deaggle
      @Deaggle 8 місяців тому +23

      But bayoneta flat like earf tank is big

  • @changewingkid3938
    @changewingkid3938 4 місяці тому +9

    Something about seeing an M60 move like this is surreal.

  • @apeasant8550
    @apeasant8550 2 місяці тому +2

    I can not express how legit hyped im getting from this

  • @nippon2003
    @nippon2003 Рік тому +1035

    if you sent a photo of a tank back into medieval era, this is how people would imagine a tank combat

    • @snowiscoolisntit3784
      @snowiscoolisntit3784 Рік тому +35

      people from Japan

    • @leo86channel
      @leo86channel Рік тому +51

      Not really, they would’ve recognised the cannon as a firing weapon, by the 1400s they already had guns and cannons

    • @user-sg9ql8nk1u
      @user-sg9ql8nk1u Рік тому +2

      @@leo86channel u dont get joke right...?

    • @massgunner4152
      @massgunner4152 Рік тому +22

      ​@@leo86channel can the 1400 even be considered the medieval era? Correct me if i'm wrong but i am pretty sure the dark ages where almost on their way out by then.

    • @leo86channel
      @leo86channel Рік тому +19

      @@massgunner4152 the medieval era goes from 476 ad to 1492 ad, so yes it can be considered medieval era
      Roger Bacon mentions gunpowder in 1248 in his “opus majus” and the Muslims already had very early cannon designs in 1262.
      The invention of hand cannons which were rudimental firearms is dated to the mid 13th century.

  • @LowLifeAM
    @LowLifeAM Рік тому +260

    “All that fancy tech, and you’re still just a man in a suit”

  • @mm-yq5dt
    @mm-yq5dt 2 місяці тому +4

    Whoever made this must collab with the dinoblade creator.

  • @SumiYokai
    @SumiYokai 21 день тому +3

    Mech : "How are you not dead?!"
    The tank, which just got out of the garage i rusted in for ages : "You don't understand. I've been dead for 35 years. Today is the day I truly live."

  • @smw1279
    @smw1279 Рік тому +369

    The kind of game the Ace Combat devs would make if they decided to make a tank game.

    • @anotherrandomguy6012
      @anotherrandomguy6012 Рік тому +44

      Helicopter tank included as one of the selectable vehicles

    • @KajiTetsushi
      @KajiTetsushi Рік тому +5

      @@anotherrandomguy6012 the turret and its barrel would become the rotors

    • @Dunkerque351
      @Dunkerque351 Рік тому +6

      “There are tank aces like you in every generation”

    • @R-XI_Sulla
      @R-XI_Sulla Рік тому +3

      *Agressive PSM's intensified*

  • @Vespyr_
    @Vespyr_ Рік тому +867

    Tank: I only have two words for you.
    Mecha: Oh yeah? What's that?
    Tank: Fire Sabot.

    • @dvnachilles9530
      @dvnachilles9530 Рік тому +54

      Gunner, SABOT, Mech!

    • @theglitchedmissile9239
      @theglitchedmissile9239 Рік тому +28

      @@dvnachilles9530 Non penetration
      Edit: This is a war thunder joke, I am in pain every time I see that shit even though I hit the spot

    • @raymartcarreon6069
      @raymartcarreon6069 Рік тому +12

      ​@@theglitchedmissile9239ahh volumetric.
      They should just make a whole ass premium tank out of overlapping armor plates to straight up gobble up any kind of projectile other tanks can throw at them.

    • @soupcangaming662
      @soupcangaming662 Рік тому +2

      Can't wait for the M1A2 Abrams 120mm Sabot round

    • @spazztic6172
      @spazztic6172 Рік тому

      Ah yes GOOD OL APHE

  • @enderspider5001
    @enderspider5001 Місяць тому +3

    Animators with way too much free time are the best thing internet has to offer

  • @ry6554
    @ry6554 3 місяці тому +4

    "Check these treads."

  • @oseanfederation9938
    @oseanfederation9938 Рік тому +869

    0:44
    I'm absolutely addicted to the beat drop here timing with the cutscene activating.

    • @h0st_le960
      @h0st_le960 Рік тому +53

      Same thing happens in mgr

    • @foodaah
      @foodaah Рік тому +26

      i dare you play the "the only thing i know for real",on top of it,play the video muted when the music hits 0:02

  • @92edoy
    @92edoy Рік тому +2193

    M48X Patton:
    Tank crew "Hummer" has a peculiar taste. Commander J.S. Hatchkinson in particular requested this old model to be heavily modified with the most sophisticated technology we could fit. He said it is to "confuse the enemy" or something. Well, let me tell ya, that big, old, threaded boy has been upgraded to do some mad wicked shit:
    - A maglev superconductive gyroscopic ring allows its main turret to turn 180 degrees in 0.24s tops.
    - The tank armor and cannon barrel have been reinforced with a plasteel alloy. Even those newfangled Japanese MBSs can get their plating ripped apart if not careful, and if the commander is crazy enough to use the cannon as a bludgeon.
    - Micro-gravitic drives have been installed in 64 different points along the chassis and armor. They allow the tank to literally pirouette on one of its threads. There is an interesting aftereffect: turning on all 64 drives at once could theoretically make the tank light enough to jump in the air through the main gun recoil. But the small time window and the coordination required to do so is realistically impossible to manage.
    - All this needs energy, right? You can forget about those good old diesel engines, not enough power output. Instead, a MMFR (Micro Modular Fusion Reactor) should get the job done.
    - The .50 cal mounted gun was tricky. The idea was to install a fully functional, .48 caliber automatic railgun, while keeping the same appearance of the original gun. Making the coils fit in the barrel still gives me nightmares.
    - The main gun surprisingly got almost no changes. However, I personally included a little "ace in the sleeve", so they say. The additional heat from the MMFR can be redirected in the barrel and melt the shell to the point it becomes a load of superheated plasma. Deadly at short range. Also, the confinement coils in the barrel will protect the crew, don't worry.
    - Finally, the masterpiece. A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art mind link control unit. I saw its effects in testing, it is terrifying. The four men crew got their brain waves so overlapped I was wondering the computer bugged out and showed me the pattern of just a single person. The tank crew was operating as one with utmost efficiency. Even scarier, it comes complete with an integrated AI that is, in all purposes, as a 5th tank crew member, supervising EWAR and logistics, as well as regulating mind-link communication. The boys started calling him "Patrick". Command specifically prohibits to assign names to tactical AIs, but... Ah well, I guess I will leave it out from the report.

    • @nightx7596
      @nightx7596 Рік тому +231

      ... And all these upgrades cost 3 times the price of a mech

    • @qaaris4280
      @qaaris4280 Рік тому +201

      Creative writing at its absolute finest right here.

    • @Retro-uw5ie
      @Retro-uw5ie Рік тому +174

      just imagine in the list of most expensive experimental military vehicles this sits between a orbital fortress with a death beam and a kaiiju-defense mech there's what looks like a beat up old tank right in there

    • @cosmilitegaming6262
      @cosmilitegaming6262 Рік тому +35

      how long did it take for you to write this?!

    • @92edoy
      @92edoy Рік тому +85

      @@cosmilitegaming6262 about half a hour in a very boring day :P
      Edit: ok, maybe one hour.

  • @loganmiles7836
    @loganmiles7836 9 днів тому +1

    My new headcannon is that this is the completely accurate representation of “In the Mood” in lore. I will not be convinced otherwise.

  • @LvDalek
    @LvDalek 7 місяців тому +5

    That one “normal” tank crew in a mecha anime who refuses to go out like chumps

  • @Power9000
    @Power9000 Рік тому +726

    I want a full game like this. Like the enemies' military is upgrading everything, but you defeat it all with one very agile tank.

    • @Giokio_
      @Giokio_ Рік тому +46

      Ace combat kinda does it

    • @skiller745
      @skiller745 Рік тому +32

      ​​@@Giokio_ War Thunder would bring you to this closer, but still not enough.

    • @GetNatpavee
      @GetNatpavee 11 місяців тому +18

      It is a game that is sadly cancelled iirc

    • @h.w.emanuelguzman4240
      @h.w.emanuelguzman4240 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@GetNatpavee :(

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 11 місяців тому +3

      ​@@GetNatpaveeyou didnt even mention the name

  • @zanescoot
    @zanescoot Рік тому +543

    0:46 that perfect timing is legendary

  • @1986DarkStalker
    @1986DarkStalker 2 місяці тому +3

    I just heard a streamer say “it would be cool if we had a dark souls with tanks” and this is what i see on the fyp

  • @braviansamuelpanderaja5723
    @braviansamuelpanderaja5723 4 місяці тому +2

    I love the detail that the tank's main cannon isn't being use to shoot at the mech, but as a boost. Instead it uses the MG instead of the cannon in combo with attack.

  • @Yeetus_Defeetus
    @Yeetus_Defeetus Рік тому +566

    I love how the tank is using its top mounted MG to actually shoot the mech while it saves the main cannon for jumping

    • @Mark3nd
      @Mark3nd Рік тому +22

      Commander's Turret Cupola?

    • @darnit1944
      @darnit1944 Рік тому +19

      ​@@Mark3nd The M48-M60 series tanks has a .50 caliber machine gun on the commander's cupola

    • @bluesky_cupy5158
      @bluesky_cupy5158 Рік тому +3

      @@darnit1944 It can also spin 360°

    • @aidenscreations2487
      @aidenscreations2487 Рік тому +3

      Every troldier main ever

  • @Berd-Wasted.
    @Berd-Wasted. Рік тому +514

    I recongnize a bit of *Blade Wolf's* martial art in *Tank-San.*
    It seems he spread his teaching Post-MGR.

    • @tizianomora7249
      @tizianomora7249 Рік тому +59

      And I recognize the jetstream sam double jump

    • @alinalesniak8445
      @alinalesniak8445 Рік тому +10

      @@tizianomora7249 oh no, It happened, sam x blade wolf (I'm Just joking I'm not a shipper)

    • @wiktoriajakubowska5894
      @wiktoriajakubowska5894 Рік тому +1

      ​@@alinalesniak8445 what's up m8

  • @maybecoolperson7466
    @maybecoolperson7466 6 місяців тому +4

    Well, armored core 6 got us the closest to this

  • @pabloarias9734
    @pabloarias9734 Місяць тому +2

    The tank having sick ariel movement and movement tech in general is the funniest fucking direction to go with this character

    • @pabloarias9734
      @pabloarias9734 Місяць тому +1

      Like the obvious strat is to make a zoner but no he's a got basically exclusively rush down options to spam bread and butter combos