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  • @hyakuzi7082
    @hyakuzi7082 3 роки тому +221

    so much pain

  • @ShortHax
    @ShortHax 3 роки тому +162

    I swear some players in Blitz have drunk out of the Dead Sea...

    • @user-ly8jg2kh8q
      @user-ly8jg2kh8q 3 роки тому +2

      I see you on all blitz videos wth

    • @ShortHax
      @ShortHax 3 роки тому +2

      @@user-ly8jg2kh8q Hey, how r ya?

    • @user-ly8jg2kh8q
      @user-ly8jg2kh8q 3 роки тому +1

      @@ShortHax I'm good hbu?

    • @ShortHax
      @ShortHax 3 роки тому +1

      @@user-ly8jg2kh8q My day’s been good excluding the daily dose of saltiness on Blitz.

    • @PhysicalEngineering
      @PhysicalEngineering 3 роки тому

      bru

  • @bluespy163
    @bluespy163 3 роки тому +54

    0:48 props to that fv 183 for roasting lmao

    • @twilightenvoy
      @twilightenvoy 3 роки тому +3

      i mean it wasnt a roast, it was just him explaining how he is a kid

  • @bjornthefellhanded5655
    @bjornthefellhanded5655 3 роки тому +123

    "Fake Tanks are for poor Players" *laughs in casually dropping $30 on Crates and getting Tankenstein,Smasher,Gravedigger, and Scavenger*

    • @drsolo7
      @drsolo7 3 роки тому +4

      Pathetic. I spent 60 bucks for a badger

    • @confusedpuppo1100
      @confusedpuppo1100 3 роки тому +9

      Pfft. I spent $200 on an anime tank.

    • @baldanpurev108
      @baldanpurev108 3 роки тому +5

      i spent all of my potatoes for a smasher

    • @undeadsatan3317
      @undeadsatan3317 3 роки тому +1

      Wallet warriors

    • @miningchip1
      @miningchip1 3 роки тому +3

      @@confusedpuppo1100 and thats how you know that’s pretty sad but i respect that since i would have done the same lmao

  • @filikom3957
    @filikom3957 3 роки тому +23

    4:15 He's not a clown. He's the entire circus.

    • @rudypaniagua
      @rudypaniagua 3 роки тому +3

      The entire entertainment industry.

    • @filikom3957
      @filikom3957 3 роки тому +2

      @@rudypaniagua yes

  • @danielmolnar55
    @danielmolnar55 3 роки тому +97

    This is a fact bout Blitz. They have educational featrues. Like crackheadness, saltyness, useless spending money, insulting or roasting team or players. Absolute school.

    • @nowel7374
      @nowel7374 3 роки тому

      Elo daniel watchu doing here

    • @danielmolnar55
      @danielmolnar55 3 роки тому +5

      @@nowel7374 I watch him tho, u know Nowel.

    • @Dave-jj3fk
      @Dave-jj3fk 3 роки тому +1

      “I don’t rage I just speak louder” 😉😏

    • @jedfracistuban1459
      @jedfracistuban1459 3 роки тому

      Ngl this so accurate

  • @WelloBello
    @WelloBello 3 роки тому +11

    6:00
    You have one guy who’s blocking, one guy who drives straight into a wall, and another guy who’s asking to see Happy Tree Friends characters in chat.
    What a game.

  • @expiredpotato1454
    @expiredpotato1454 3 роки тому +28

    4:11
    Kpfpz: He's a moron
    WT: He's a clown
    Me: *He's the entire circus*

    • @qingooo
      @qingooo 3 роки тому

      lmfaoooooooo

    • @rudypaniagua
      @rudypaniagua 3 роки тому +5

      He's not the whole circus, he is the whole entertainment industry.

    • @qingooo
      @qingooo 3 роки тому +2

      @@rudypaniagua this comment definitely wins

  • @JillerKiller
    @JillerKiller 3 роки тому +53

    When player die, they mean they are allowed to insult their mates xD

  • @MrCiko5
    @MrCiko5 3 роки тому +53

    2:54 me testing if fall damage exist:

  • @Allahster
    @Allahster 3 роки тому +16

    1:38 this part killed me 💀

  • @ellis4091
    @ellis4091 3 роки тому +12

    When maus gets in a training room
    Everyone: Pump his tracks full of lead, boys

    • @qingooo
      @qingooo 3 роки тому +1

      Yes im always the rest bunny when im in maus

  • @DaBomba19
    @DaBomba19 3 роки тому +117

    Comrade of the east is now wotb joe of the east :)

    • @caspermichalska5302
      @caspermichalska5302 3 роки тому +2

      I agree xd

    • @piloto182mx4
      @piloto182mx4 3 роки тому

      Don't compare CFTE with that bullshit

    • @DaBomba19
      @DaBomba19 3 роки тому +1

      @@piloto182mx4 Joe isn't bullshit. And I'm pretty sure CFTE would be the first one to say that

    • @bigstinker3897
      @bigstinker3897 3 роки тому +1

      @@piloto182mx4 What the fuck are you talking about. CFTE is just aa good as Joe. Its just that Joe has better edits, probably because he has a better editing software.

    • @stalinium4315
      @stalinium4315 3 роки тому

      @@piloto182mx4 lol he killed by wotb joe many time reason why he hate it

  • @TankuBOSS
    @TankuBOSS 3 роки тому +9

    5:45
    That’s literally what I always respond with when the enemy team (winning team) says GG
    *Just pull the uno reverse card*

  • @BCWeebsOnBlitz
    @BCWeebsOnBlitz 3 роки тому +12

    2:00 R.I.P Hellcat!

  • @user-oq7sk3qf3n
    @user-oq7sk3qf3n 3 роки тому +19

    imagine they go toxic but there is a moderator platoon

  • @katyusha9561
    @katyusha9561 3 роки тому +6

    As a WOTB player thats played for over 3 years i know this pain. Its still hurts

    • @pleaseenteranamelol711
      @pleaseenteranamelol711 2 роки тому

      Take a few months off, take it less seriously and enjoy the crackheads instead of becoming one.

  • @amanteros
    @amanteros 3 роки тому +17

    My reaction to these kind of players be like: *"Continue Raging With Caution"*
    If u guys have a certain response to a raging player leave it on this comment reply section:)

    • @feivellazuardi1867
      @feivellazuardi1867 3 роки тому +3

      I just reply "ok" or "you are right". Just agree with them

    • @Aim_HR
      @Aim_HR 3 роки тому +2

      same as guy above me but add "cool"
      so its "ok cool"

    • @somethingsomethingcrotasen1643
      @somethingsomethingcrotasen1643 3 роки тому +3

      I usually just dont reply at all because
      1. Im in a fight
      2. Im too lazy to respond and i think its not worth the time

    • @i25o46
      @i25o46 3 роки тому +1

      @@somethingsomethingcrotasen1643 yeah

    • @Average-Friday-Enjoyer
      @Average-Friday-Enjoyer 3 роки тому

      For me it’s normally Oh I get it! And then a new message saying IDC

  • @wakeup420
    @wakeup420 3 роки тому +1

    I wheezed when it said "Excuse me, but can you kindly fuck off"

  • @marksmbori5279
    @marksmbori5279 3 роки тому +3

    Crackheads? These are my average rating match teammates

  • @williamvolkoff96
    @williamvolkoff96 3 роки тому +5

    for the leopard prototype A i think he was in sniper mode and not the protect the base mode so i think he didn’t realize and he was focused on that emil 1 and the other tanks from long range

  • @ivanpetrovsky.
    @ivanpetrovsky. 3 роки тому +1

    dude ur literally THE most relatable wotb youtuber keep makin these lmao

  • @balistik5966
    @balistik5966 3 роки тому +2

    The new game :
    *World of Tank Bitch*

  • @Obsidian_Official_
    @Obsidian_Official_ Рік тому

    5:50 i felt his pain but the rage aint gon do him justice 😂

  • @UncannyFella
    @UncannyFella 3 роки тому +2

    I actually feel so relieved that I'm not the only guy who gets players like these. Worst thing is, they're always really stupid and impossible to argue with

  • @rasyiqzurai3559
    @rasyiqzurai3559 3 роки тому +1

    Hellcat is my fav
    "Wow Thx for the help"

  • @RadishBoi118
    @RadishBoi118 3 роки тому +1

    3:42
    I got thing like this yesterday a mt25 push a panther and panther says its me pushing him and he keep push me till die and he said u keep push me

  • @JustDaCrusader
    @JustDaCrusader 3 роки тому +2

    I remember making 3,4k in my St. An obj 704 wouldn't shut up blaming the defeat on me. He said he had hitted all his shots. He fired 2 times and one only did 300 dmg. BRUH.

  • @madcat2152
    @madcat2152 3 роки тому +1

    The Leo was not a clown he was THE WHOLE CIRCUS LOL 🎪🤣

  • @goldensperm10
    @goldensperm10 3 роки тому +1

    Player character in wotb : full of salty people full toxic full crackhead .....

  • @panzeraufblitz5192
    @panzeraufblitz5192 3 роки тому +5

    I am now learning to use Inshot thank you for introducing it to me

    • @C_F_T_E
      @C_F_T_E  3 роки тому +2

      Nice, good luck

    • @UncannyFella
      @UncannyFella 3 роки тому

      @@C_F_T_E hey dude I use inshot too, and one flaw you might have is that you can't overlays videos or greenscreen. Another video app called 'motion ninja' allows mixing and green screen otherwise

  • @R4Z3R_533
    @R4Z3R_533 3 роки тому +1

    2:33 kv 3 almost died :0

  • @witherbendisch2704
    @witherbendisch2704 3 роки тому

    I don’t know why but when the person says relax this is tier 5 made me laugh

  • @Tankdestroyer467
    @Tankdestroyer467 3 роки тому +6

    *"Why WotB boringish and broken."* - Sun Tzu

  • @aldebaranh8408
    @aldebaranh8408 3 роки тому +2

    Idk man
    Im just love see this guys roast the real nub

  • @Maus553Lol
    @Maus553Lol Рік тому

    1:50 T-34 Say "Bro, you shot the hell out of it"

  • @wisecraftlive
    @wisecraftlive 3 роки тому +1

    3:36 Btw, in replays you can press "tab" or click on the team line up (top left and top right hand side) and names will pop up

    • @C_F_T_E
      @C_F_T_E  3 роки тому

      Yeah I know. Except when I was recording it I didn’t do it unfortunately

  • @admiraljk4652
    @admiraljk4652 3 роки тому +1

    Love the classical BGM

  • @UniversalTreatIsYummy
    @UniversalTreatIsYummy 3 роки тому +1

    Yesterday some guy was telling me that I was playing Nub like because I apparently only use premium tanks

    • @C_F_T_E
      @C_F_T_E  3 роки тому

      Imagine

    • @UniversalTreatIsYummy
      @UniversalTreatIsYummy 3 роки тому

      @@C_F_T_E I was in Lowe too :(

    • @labracadabradorr
      @labracadabradorr 3 роки тому +1

      When u need credit that's the only think to do dude I won't insult people for that it make no sences

  • @d3adwaffles
    @d3adwaffles 3 роки тому +1

    Losing braincells everytime man

  • @ivanpetrovsky.
    @ivanpetrovsky. 3 роки тому +1

    next time someone calls u a noob try to say "u just got killed by a nub then what does that say about you"

  • @Chronicle2nd
    @Chronicle2nd 3 роки тому

    man ive still got a recording of an IS pushing my Su-130PM out of bushes / sniping spot and letting me die to lights

  • @VeteranThatAsWeeb
    @VeteranThatAsWeeb 3 роки тому

    4:54 this My most Pain WHEN I TRY TO RUN FROM ENEMY

  • @lucademonikschafer4524
    @lucademonikschafer4524 3 роки тому

    When the SU-100 said: anti fascism game, a Russian appeared and introduced himself

  • @siuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu228
    @siuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu228 3 роки тому +1

    1:52 (перевод с русского на английский) ( translation from Russian to English) bro did you shoot a fu***ng bullet

  • @deathtoaster449
    @deathtoaster449 3 роки тому +1

    I feel like the locust is a Karen that learned how to play WOTB

  • @MisterEnfield
    @MisterEnfield Рік тому

    5:04 my question is why don’t you hide at front house ? It is a bad spot or what

  • @NOVA-eh2xb
    @NOVA-eh2xb 3 роки тому +5

    i've actually played once with the su100 political dude, and he spammed the same shit lol

  • @Kevin-le2mg
    @Kevin-le2mg 3 роки тому +1

    “Fake tanks are for poor players” still trying to figure out what this means

    • @Vladislav_0001
      @Vladislav_0001 3 роки тому

      Real tanks are tanks that exist in real life. Fake tanks are made up.

  • @Rajsadaye
    @Rajsadaye 3 роки тому +1

    Liszt and Paganini in the back! 👌

  • @bladeonblitz9281
    @bladeonblitz9281 3 роки тому

    my blitz career in a nutshell, but in the long run its actually goood that u get teammates like this. because of this, u decide that u want to learn how to carry the team

  • @garrettcarden8007
    @garrettcarden8007 3 роки тому

    I like how locust thought fv shot him but of fv shot him he'd be dead in one shot lol

  • @user-bo1ej5im9t
    @user-bo1ej5im9t 3 роки тому +3

    I like Dumb player in Wotb because they make me feel smart

  • @clicketyclackety3329
    @clicketyclackety3329 3 роки тому +1

    So simple, yet so funny...

  • @Zyron_Guy01
    @Zyron_Guy01 3 роки тому

    5:15
    Basically me to every teammate nearby me lol

  • @reyyanshaikh7964
    @reyyanshaikh7964 3 роки тому

    183- “HE BLOCK ME A SHOOT WITH MIRE 1300 dmge” mans had great grammar 😂😂🤣👏👏👏

  • @unfortunateonblitz4984
    @unfortunateonblitz4984 3 роки тому

    my comrade casually trolling in training rooms

  • @russianarmy7333
    @russianarmy7333 3 роки тому +2

    Why leopard camp?

  • @justapotatomk263
    @justapotatomk263 3 роки тому +1

    2:12 at this point he said “fake tanks are for poor players”
    I think he means that the tank u use in this part which is the vindicator UM which is editor’s design it so it’s not real but he is poor lol we use money to buy prem tanks and hellcat is a tech tree tank

  • @TheEclipse-
    @TheEclipse- 3 роки тому

    A-20: CAMPERS WILL BE REPORTED
    i have a feeling that this guy reports all the tank destroyers that appear on his team, just because they were doing what they were supposed to do by their role.

  • @UniversalTreatIsYummy
    @UniversalTreatIsYummy 3 роки тому

    Another story to add up from my comment from not many minutes ago
    I was in a battle on Copperfield and a teammate whose tank I can't remember said "Imagine using smasher because you can't win"
    Then one of the 2 smashers in a platoon on the enemy team just replies with "Imagine being broke"
    I was dying on my side because of that idk why

  • @lehonkerque7398
    @lehonkerque7398 3 роки тому +1

    I hope they change the way to rate people instead of a shitty purple star and "weegate"

  • @balintvisszatert_7293
    @balintvisszatert_7293 3 роки тому

    3:00 the start of the kiddo's life,
    3:13 the end of the kiddo's life :

  • @dimdimbramantyo7666
    @dimdimbramantyo7666 3 роки тому

    I love how when I started chatting in english and someone just reply it with non-english language (mostly cheeki breeki language) like bruh, what did they expect 🤣

  • @alansierra9078
    @alansierra9078 3 роки тому +1

    2:54 wtf wt aut panzer.lV

  • @justapotatomk263
    @justapotatomk263 3 роки тому

    4:54 how did u block his shot I don’t see u blocking any of his shot?

  • @amélie-roux
    @amélie-roux 3 роки тому

    People on this game, never fail to confuse me

  • @seizurexf
    @seizurexf 3 роки тому +1

    To all crackhead: Imagine insult your own team because u died first

  • @jbellepadua6962
    @jbellepadua6962 3 роки тому +4

    When a Tier V rages since I one shooted him with a Kv2 HE

  • @akiofujiwara3092
    @akiofujiwara3092 3 роки тому

    Just watching this makes me anxious.

  • @thinbluemerican470
    @thinbluemerican470 3 роки тому +1

    Sad thing is, I know who the host in the first clip is...

  • @Biggestbirddo
    @Biggestbirddo 3 роки тому

    This is the funnies guy ever. Love the content

  • @Ghent_Halcyon
    @Ghent_Halcyon 3 роки тому

    I have met so many hosts who just use that card. I used to play blitz to get the tanks I want then go to the training rooms, then the good training rooms disappeared and prison changed for the worse. All the training rooms are filled with trolls and they get so many people that they just keep doings it. It's one reason why I left. I have also seen many of this Cohost thing, strangely I never saw a He Cohost only a she.

  • @ok-do
    @ok-do 3 роки тому

    ahh the classic “kicked”

  • @jozhozeyrionika5921
    @jozhozeyrionika5921 3 роки тому

    my team blames me:
    me: mmm... interesting

  • @loafbread1920
    @loafbread1920 3 роки тому +1

    Nahh it's just a normal day on blitz it's normal

  • @Mannen2000
    @Mannen2000 3 роки тому

    Last time I play this game, the Japanese SPG line is still new and OP in some way

  • @rayaneerrjali7846
    @rayaneerrjali7846 3 роки тому +4

    Ahh yes the na server totally not toxic and not full of brainless kids

  • @orf2A
    @orf2A 3 роки тому

    This is one reason i stopped playing, the other is the balance

  • @arnofromny1055
    @arnofromny1055 3 роки тому

    Flawless editing , funny context

  • @Virxzz._.
    @Virxzz._. 3 роки тому +2

    This video triggered me so hard you dont know

    • @efearikan8765
      @efearikan8765 3 роки тому

      Me too i wanted to slam my desk XDD

  • @jpkwo172
    @jpkwo172 3 роки тому

    This happened to me in my JPanther, I accidentally blocked ISU, he kills me by pushing me into exposure.

  • @Axolsniper
    @Axolsniper Рік тому

    This man never fails to make me laugh

  • @DSIREX_
    @DSIREX_ 3 роки тому

    Ah yes the best notifications is when this comrade uploads

  • @crimsonflag2671
    @crimsonflag2671 3 роки тому

    I wouldve made that cromwell regret downloading the game

  • @baokhanggoh8619
    @baokhanggoh8619 3 роки тому

    The first host did not even know how to spell mentally properly

  • @JuanGarcia-gy8vl
    @JuanGarcia-gy8vl 3 роки тому

    My session today was like that, lights camping and guys like that Hellcat/Leo going alone.
    It's not right but i straight up call them **tards. So fed up with them.

    • @C_F_T_E
      @C_F_T_E  3 роки тому

      It is what it is

  • @zukicappuccino7849
    @zukicappuccino7849 3 роки тому

    Host be the 6 year old who thinks that since he’s the host he’s a dictator

  • @martinimccreamy5902
    @martinimccreamy5902 3 роки тому

    The title of this video is just too _perfect_

  • @rasyiqzurai3559
    @rasyiqzurai3559 3 роки тому +1

    I subscribed comrade when still 280 subs and now 4.44k Very nice👍

  • @bladeonblitz9281
    @bladeonblitz9281 2 роки тому

    1:44
    fun fact: WW2 is, more or less so, a direct result of the treaty of versailles, which was political treaty (keep reading for explanation). the point is true, but it doesn't really support his arguement.
    anyway, how exactly is WW2 a direct result of the treaty of versailles?
    The Treaty of Versailles, basically said "Germany is at fault for this entire war, and they're gonna pay for it whether they like it or not... Oh yeah they're also being forced to sign it." The treaty prevented Germany, as an economic power, from privately exporting goods until the price of the entire war was paid off. Hitler, who served in 16th Bavarian Infantry Regiment for the SS during WW1, pledged that he would "redeem" Germany's losses - and created the Nazi party. Secret private trading of goods started happening right under the other European's noses, but when Jewish immigrants in Germany learned about this, they ratted them out to the British. This sparked Hitler's hate toward the Jews. As the Nazi party took over the German Government and established the 3rd Reich, Hitler became more and more greedy. At this point, he not only wanted to redeem Germany, but also wanted to expand the German Empire. Germany started building up their military, which was also against the Treaty of Versailles. This started throwing up red flags for the rest of Europe, but for some reason they let it happen. Eventually, on September 1st, 1939, Hitler launched an invasion on Poland, and in just a little over a month, the entire country of Poland was under Nazi control. This, sparked WW2.

  • @StrvB-vw3qh
    @StrvB-vw3qh 3 роки тому

    when i watched this my phone lagged lol

  • @kalebvasquez8838
    @kalebvasquez8838 3 роки тому

    What happen to this map: 2:00

  • @du_nut_tuch_me4230
    @du_nut_tuch_me4230 3 роки тому

    Sometimes their genius it's... it's almost frightening

  • @陈凯文-n1h
    @陈凯文-n1h 3 роки тому

    183 frustration is quite understandable cause the HESH is soo expensive but didnt have to feed the enemy

    • @C_F_T_E
      @C_F_T_E  3 роки тому

      Yes very expensive, that’s why you should probably aim it and not just lob it like a rock over a fence and hope it hits

    • @陈凯文-n1h
      @陈凯文-n1h 3 роки тому

      @@C_F_T_E then suddenly rng decides give a natural 1 roll
      Ah the pain when using the 183

  • @Ethanpro-lj4wv
    @Ethanpro-lj4wv 3 роки тому

    kids when you push them: tReaT oThErS hOw yOu wAnt tO bE tReaTed

  • @ThinkUfTrocks_
    @ThinkUfTrocks_ 3 роки тому

    Just a other day in Blitz

  • @Destroyer2925
    @Destroyer2925 3 роки тому

    5:00 u could have just went to the other building in front of you

  • @tobiramasenju7669
    @tobiramasenju7669 3 роки тому

    If these guys started playing WarThunder they will never survive

  • @arzenyukimatammu5165
    @arzenyukimatammu5165 3 роки тому

    My cracked brain has nothing to say