Best HFY story: Momma Bear | 2628 | r/HFY

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 9 лют 2025

КОМЕНТАРІ • 38

  • @Norbrookc
    @Norbrookc Місяць тому +56

    Where I live we have a sizable population of black bears. I've had people ask me what would scare me out in the woods, and my answer is always "bear cubs." Yes, they're cute, freaking adorable, but if you see them you immediately begin to back away and look around for momma. You do not want to scare the cubs and be between them and momma.

    • @achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233
      @achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233 Місяць тому +4

      I felt the same when I was passed by a herd of wild hogs with piglets once

    • @merlinathrawes746
      @merlinathrawes746 Місяць тому +3

      Pretty much the same with the young of any animal, even if the normal response is to run, if the young are in danger they will attack.

    • @trmerc7635
      @trmerc7635 Місяць тому +1

      Saw a video once. Squirrel attacking a snake that had one of its babies.

    • @Nuuboat
      @Nuuboat 28 днів тому +1

      ​@@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233 oh I've been there! Had a sow with piglet's pass in front of our van once. She looked like she'd reach me to the belly button. Then we looked back where they came from and saw papa pig..
      Felt like he was as big as the van. We were very very still.

  • @Wastelandman7000
    @Wastelandman7000 Місяць тому +19

    Never threaten the young of a species that can step on you by accident. They might step on you on purpose.

  • @Wastelandman7000
    @Wastelandman7000 Місяць тому +14

    "Now, runt, we need to have a little talk about what our truly dangerous warriors would have done to you"

  • @truefreeman5294
    @truefreeman5294 Місяць тому +17

    They got off lucky, If papa bear was around there would be no survivors between the two of them.

    • @derekstein6193
      @derekstein6193 Місяць тому +3

      It would be pretty messy; mop and bucket kind of cleanup.

  • @darwinskeeper421
    @darwinskeeper421 Місяць тому +10

    This was great! I had a feeling that it might have been a play house early on. It's nice to see that humans are continuing their tradition of welcoming other species onto their colonies.

  • @barelyasurvivor1257
    @barelyasurvivor1257 День тому

    Yup back when I was hiking around Mount Rainier in the late 60's and early 70's, I was always careful to stay way away from any kind of bears and especially their cubs.

  • @Shadow.Dragon
    @Shadow.Dragon Місяць тому +8

    Great story; Excellent narration! Never, ever get between a mother and her child! You will lose every time! LOL!!!

  • @TheJMPD
    @TheJMPD Місяць тому +9

    Advice to xenos: Do NOT feck with the younglings, especially when Momma is nearby!
    In fact, just don't feck with the younglings, period!

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 Місяць тому +7

    Given the relative size of Gorklak to Humans, Suzie probably could have wiped the floor with Zokidar by herself one on one. Of course, there were several of them and Suzie didn't know the weapons wouldn't seriously injure her.

    • @Ackalan
      @Ackalan Місяць тому

      The raiders were just lucky they didn't invade a party with a knight theme.

  • @LTDunltd
    @LTDunltd Місяць тому +5

    I'm with Captain Hallden. Damn FIBs even got their own planet.

  • @larsharris
    @larsharris Місяць тому +2

    A early memory. I went to a dog who attacked me. I was 4-5 years old. It was winter, I curled in ball dog was tearing into clothing I hear mom. Wearing a dress from ladies meeting, shoes with low heels. *not what you want going against a nasty dog* she hit that dog running, kicking broke ribs *the owner assumed* The owner had decided to put the animal down before that. Just he could not bring himself before. It had attacked him. One kick it wanted NOTHING to do with mom.
    Years later she asked where I got the defensive of kids. “From you”

  • @dragon1011dk
    @dragon1011dk Місяць тому +2

    This story mad me laugh. Thank you. A good laugh is something to cherish.

  • @BobDacat-py6so
    @BobDacat-py6so Місяць тому

    Luckily I've never had that particular fun. But in a similar way I was in the army in Germany and one day messing about in the woods I was startled by a group of cute little piglets wandering out of the trees. Some part of my brain had me up and in my vehicle hatch shut looking out the periscope at mamma boar walking out after her babies not a care in the world. Stayed buttoned up for what felt like hours until I heard an Italian ice truck driving through the woods looking for GIs to sell ices to. Never encountered a boar in the wild, I'm not a hunter but something in me knew what to do.

  • @mattbrown5511
    @mattbrown5511 Місяць тому +2

    At least the not-so-bright alien leader suffered from lack of intell, instead of bad intell, about us wee little humans.

  • @bf-696
    @bf-696 Місяць тому +2

    Actually, when you mess with a momma bear's cub.

  • @mikethurman3147
    @mikethurman3147 Місяць тому +3

    At the start I thought it was a house next to a barn.
    Great story.

  • @KwaterbugBUTCHER
    @KwaterbugBUTCHER Місяць тому

    For the Algorithm ,For the Author(s), For the Disembodied voice! For the Squirrel 🐿

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 Місяць тому

    For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Disembodied Voice!

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian Місяць тому +1

    Greetings Mentlegent!
    For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
    I'm gonna knock you out! Momma said knock you out!

  • @jeanannd
    @jeanannd Місяць тому +16

    Never threaten a mother's young.

  • @DeathclawJedi
    @DeathclawJedi Місяць тому

    Part 2 his punishment is to work for mamma Bear for 3 years. And EVERY year he and whom ever survived out of his raiding party will be charged with set up and tear down of the Best Birthday parties Suzi will ever know. And I MEAN THE BEST OR MAMMA BEAR WILL GET CROSS!

  • @ombrepourpre7562
    @ombrepourpre7562 Місяць тому +3

    Don't target the Youngs...
    Even if some parents are real trash, who don't care, if not directly abusive or worst with their own children... Many, many other will react VERY badly to anyone targeting kids and children 👹

  • @lupaswolfshead9971
    @lupaswolfshead9971 Місяць тому

    hahaha literally.

  • @Jakes3130
    @Jakes3130 Місяць тому

    🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @MarijnvdSterre
    @MarijnvdSterre Місяць тому +4

    If you want to keep something "mysterious" until the end. I suggest not putting it in the name of the story...

    • @zuzax1656
      @zuzax1656 Місяць тому +4

      True. A better title would be, "That's what happens when...". Since that could be anything, falling in love, eating certain food, wearing the wrong clothes, etc., it keeps the mystery alive.

    • @trmerc7635
      @trmerc7635 Місяць тому

      This wasn't meant to be mysterious. It was meant to be funny.

  • @starshade7826
    @starshade7826 Місяць тому

    I remember hearing that if you come across a bear cub take one picture and run away.

    • @mattbrown5511
      @mattbrown5511 Місяць тому

      NO! Do not run, ever. Make yourself a big as possible and make lots of noise. Momma Bear may not kill you then.

    • @robertstoneking7916
      @robertstoneking7916 Місяць тому

      @@mattbrown5511 If you can imitate a goose do so. It might be the only thing that will scare a bear.

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 Місяць тому

    2nd, 2 January 2025