I laughed at the printing my meat bit so damn hard but what made it even better was hearing that calm British woman’s narration while I was gasping for air
The anger management rant was epic, and the fact that there's so much truth to it (I believe) makes it not only hilarious but also incredibly emotionally heavy. 🤣🤣🤣
What could be worse than being named Keith? Murdering a legend then throwing the book at yourself 🤣 Maybe they should do an America's Dumbest Criminals Reboot.
... as i was listening to this podcast i was recalling all the times my dad unleashed his wrath at me, my siblings and my mom and LITERALLY destroyed our perfect lil family becasue of it. when you said this part of the bit 28:30 , neurons in my brain that hadn't been lit up before were ignited, and dead brain stem pathways that caused minor retardation from trauma were healed ; i was set ***FREE** in my soul to hear that a man exists on planet earth who understands the value of putting a cap on anger when around la familia. thank you for your perfect timing in inspiring the beginning of my day and potentially saving my life from becoming a female who goes to an outdoor equipment store to buy a folding pocket knife for NO reason
lolol😂 “my therapist always wants to talk about my effin feelings man…and i’m just like…hey, can we just F*in chill..it’s so annoying sometimes” lol hey Chris… ssssdeeper. lol you’re describing therapy. that’s the whole thing lol what else would you talk about in THERAPY. 😂 lol therapists huh? why they always tryin to talk about feelings like what is this…therapy? 😂❤love you Chris, hilarious as always.
That Dunkin commercial pisses me off EVERY TIME because I don’t know what the FUCK Ben Affleck is saying, and I’m too old (31) to know who Ice Spice is lmaooo 😂
That meat printing meat thing was on Upload. Btw it's about ending the torture and environmental impacts of factory farming not so much that it's healthier alternative
Chris, we also eat with our eyes (and nose) so, we just do what we're used to, while hoping to try different alternatives. But I know, it's comedy! Funny! but just on a side note, to give you some info!
Ben was extra Bahstun in the commercial because Dunkins originated here, and we've claimed it as part of our identify since at least when I was a kid int he 80s. Boston, Tea Party, Chowdah, Hahvad and Dunkins. It's just a parody, Thank Gawd.
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yes sirr, lets get those log cabin invites. im ready for that long grass, sharin ideas n makin new freinds
Perfect timing for my lunch, nothing like a good laugh on a bad day of work!
Hope work goes better now that you're in the second half!
I hope your day is getting better!
I hear ya bro. Good laughs over bad work. 😂. New podcast.
Just don't pop your top at work😅
5:51 literally the best take I've ever heard Chris have
Oh my... the reversed hidden message bit was hilarious
This podcast always makes me laugh, never a bad episode
In fairness...the episode before this one was not good. 😒😒 imo. That's pretty rare though.
@@leekautz2926 nah
When he said, "are we falling backwards in a van? Into the river?"😂😂😂😂
Thank you for this Chris, my dad didn’t make it through Covid, I couldn’t say goodbye..I’m still not ok
I’m sorry for your loss ❤ comedy is a huge help.
lol I love when Chris tells a story that he’s already told on the podcast.
I’ve heard every one babyyyyyy
This episode was so fucking funny. I needed this today.
“My therapist always wants to talk about my feelings” best line yet 😂😂
Chris’s impression of Kahwis laugh has me rolling
Yes Dude! Life RIPS! 🤙
“ welcome to congratulations, ill be at everywhere, make sure you buy that beautiful merch my babies “ -chris delia
Chris Delia is the best rapper of all time.
Takes no talent
Takes no talent
"Why aren't more commercials funny?"
"I don't like funny commercials and here's why"
Chris “that’s my whole sandwich” Delia
Man I love this dude!! Instant LOL on that bit
Although I truly feel exactly what he mean on they whole part
I love that Tim Hanks AI with him and Will Sasso
1:36 to start with high energy podcast intro instead of half-asleep ad reads! 🫡
The intros are such a bummer wow
Hoda and Yoda. Yes!
35:06 “hey guys, can you be not here”😂😂😂😂😂 eh sdeeper
“Lemme just tell ya, I’m pissed. Next question.” 😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣
Was halfway through the Spotify ep, when the notification for this came up. So better when you see what’s happening!
Bro LMAOOOOOOO Chris in rare form this episode
LMAO the beatbox was on point. I LIKE THE WAY YOU WORK IT
34:55 - Hate meter boilin up - told em 3 times not to be there - going to explode - explode
I do not believe this channel is under 1 mil subs.
“I knew it was gonna bomb , just like Barbie” I love it
Bad crook, worst crook of all time LMAO 😂
Best solo podcast in the game for years now, we love you Chris 🎉
I laughed at the printing my meat bit so damn hard but what made it even better was hearing that calm British woman’s narration while I was gasping for air
Much respect to D’elia for hushing everyone like a gent to get back to us
The anger management rant was epic, and the fact that there's so much truth to it (I believe) makes it not only hilarious but also incredibly emotionally heavy. 🤣🤣🤣
15:20 "I just get to seething" 😡 🤣
Didn't the Barbie movie not bomb? I thought it has made over a billion dollars
Opposite of bombing.
Bombed hard
@@SupergoodStudios I must be thinking of a different Barbie Movie
He’s just going with the bit because he was completely wrong and won’t admit it. 😂
What could be worse than being named Keith? Murdering a legend then throwing the book at yourself 🤣 Maybe they should do an America's Dumbest Criminals Reboot.
Whats hilarious is he admitted this years ago ans the authroities im sure have known he was involved for decades
Hahaha a lot of people have called Ice Spice, Annie 😂
The reason they call me snipes is because I take my time to write. I’m not complicated.
The alert was to put an explosive in your phone next… GOTCHA
Good job chris. On your game in this one! Keep bringing the anger! We love it!!!💙💙💙💙
That 1110 Got Chris Firing On ALL Syllables This Instalment. 🤓
"gangstier than thou"
the basketball players laughing juuuuuuust got meh lol
only channel that brings my mood up.
Dude.. “The Sarlacc Pit” 😂🤣💩
“Incriminating Himself.” 😂 watching Chris restrict himself cause he knows he does the same thing
... as i was listening to this podcast i was recalling all the times my dad unleashed his wrath at me, my siblings and my mom and LITERALLY destroyed our perfect lil family becasue of it. when you said this part of the bit 28:30 , neurons in my brain that hadn't been lit up before were ignited, and dead brain stem pathways that caused minor retardation from trauma were healed ; i was set ***FREE** in my soul to hear that a man exists on planet earth who understands the value of putting a cap on anger when around la familia. thank you for your perfect timing in inspiring the beginning of my day and potentially saving my life from becoming a female who goes to an outdoor equipment store to buy a folding pocket knife for NO reason
LOVE YOU CHRIS
@12:35 I laughed so "rrrd"
Hahahahhaa
Van dam
😂😂😂 we're firing on all syllables today boys 😂😂
Ice Spice… y’Annie 😂
I’m like Legolas on roller skates. Lemmy be ur body guard chris
the inception bit killing mee 😂😂😂
I’m pretty sure Calvin took over Chris while reading that Tupac article, because it was at a 4th grade level. “Docuserieses”
Gad damn dude, he keeps on makig sense, ya know
Kawhi Leonard's laugh sound like a car that needs a jump start.
I was trying so hard not to laugh at work when I was listening to the goofy ass NBA laugh part 🤣
Chris always has me dying its incredible. every single time.
😊 Ayooo, 😊 Big pause on that "meat printer"!!!!
Preesh Chris's anger management meltdown mid show was a treat!
Thanks Chris. Love the pod
The therapist rant with the Caprio Van Falling bit. Fucking great. 🤣💰
As someone who works from home with two kids, Chris’s breakdown is highly relatable lol
“Hey Boom Guy, call the police.”
So-uhh … snitch 😂
Gotta throw that Boston accent at Brian Callen 😂
So dunkin changes thier name from. Dunkin donuts, to dunkin, then makes a commercial dunking a donut!
I’m a baby for sure, and even more so when I see an episode called “print my meat”?!? You bet I’m all in dude, I’m such a baby I’m not born yet.
Everybody knows you don't mess with rappers from Primm
lolol😂 “my therapist always wants to talk about my effin feelings man…and i’m just like…hey, can we just F*in chill..it’s so annoying sometimes” lol hey Chris… ssssdeeper. lol you’re describing therapy. that’s the whole thing lol what else would you talk about in THERAPY. 😂 lol therapists huh? why they always tryin to talk about feelings like what is this…therapy?
😂❤love you Chris, hilarious as always.
Sarlac pitt 😂😂😂
Johnny sir smarts-a-lot over here got us breaking out our thesaurus.. firing on all synonyms
The idea of mashed potatoes 😂
That Dunkin commercial pisses me off EVERY TIME because I don’t know what the FUCK Ben Affleck is saying, and I’m too old (31) to know who Ice Spice is lmaooo 😂
OH!! THE TIP JUST GOT ME, ODELL
Hey you’re fucking hilarious, I can’t even say anything else I’m on mushrooms at 4:15 in the AM, laughing my ass off
Thanks
Ben won Oscar's not just nominated.
@Supergood it’s Keefe (pronounced Kee-fee, not Keith) -- s’White ya know😂
That meat printing meat thing was on Upload. Btw it's about ending the torture and environmental impacts of factory farming not so much that it's healthier alternative
A big baby 😂 34:43
The meat printer bit hahaha
Woah woah woah! The creator is actually a GREAT MOVIE!
Thank you so much Chris. I Never Miss an Episode, you always make me laugh, so funny 😂🫣
Ey...👮🚓Get' em!🚔🚨👮♀🤣
the golf cart guy had one hell of a farmer's tan!
Chris is the best there ever was, is an ever will be boy
Thanks for the perfect timing. Been bored here at work.
Hoda and Yoda😂
How is this creator movie different than iRobot? Have we gotten to a gen that hasn’t seen iRobot lol 😂
Chris, we also eat with our eyes (and nose) so, we just do what we're used to, while hoping to try different alternatives. But I know, it's comedy! Funny! but just on a side note, to give you some info!
NEW Merch…” let me pop my top off”
I usually try to say something smart ass but I can't get over How hard this man works. Mr wap is in the top ten, All time kids. Ahhh yes dude.
31:10 excellent story 😂
Bustin an anger nut
“Gah I sliced it”
That was an 1886 Benz Patent Motor Car. Considered the first car
I have been the exact same way about Tupac. Think I’ve read every article and show the past 3 days.
Ur slick wit it boy
Im just not an angry person at fuckint all and its facinating to hear others struggles with it.
Fucking SOBBING with laughter. Jesus christ
Wtf is a memwire?
Chris is the boogie man. The myths true
Thanks for doing what you do big homie
Ben was extra Bahstun in the commercial because Dunkins originated here, and we've claimed it as part of our identify since at least when I was a kid int he 80s. Boston, Tea Party, Chowdah, Hahvad and Dunkins. It's just a parody, Thank Gawd.