Worst Job Interview: Haryanvi Guy

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  • Опубліковано 24 лют 2014
  • He is old construction and construction comes nature to him. Negotiation, buying land, taking land, site work, he can do very well. His knowledge is deep. He is professional and no one can mess with him.
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  • @rishinandansenguttuvan1981
    @rishinandansenguttuvan1981 3 роки тому +5647

    1:00 - "If you keep Vijendar with you, you are finished madam ji". Ultimate😂😂😂😂

    • @user-pp7kq6jj2f
      @user-pp7kq6jj2f 3 роки тому +57

      Correct

    • @nelprana5861
      @nelprana5861 3 роки тому +184

      The company is screwed if they hire him.😅😂

    • @itsaarav1641
      @itsaarav1641 3 роки тому +17

      😂 yes 😂😂

    • @idc4089
      @idc4089 2 роки тому +58

      Condifence overloaded, isn’t it? 🤣🤣🤣
      (Hey idiots, look at the first word!)

    • @shubhamchoudhary5461
      @shubhamchoudhary5461 2 роки тому +6

      dope 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @consistentstudentfrfr
    @consistentstudentfrfr 11 місяців тому +1299

    "women cannot do that" truly a haryana quote

    • @gogonbty
      @gogonbty 7 місяців тому +3

      😂

    • @im_Prakhar_Verma
      @im_Prakhar_Verma 7 місяців тому +50

      ​@@Abdullah-ak231even better if she is the one who is going to hire you ....

    • @arneshpal7702
      @arneshpal7702 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Abdullah-ak231yes

    • @mann8283
      @mann8283 6 місяців тому +8

      @@Abdullah-ak231yeah women can’t handle the truth

    • @Why_do_we_hafta_choose_handle
      @Why_do_we_hafta_choose_handle 6 місяців тому +4

      as someone who has a haryanvi bf, I second this

  • @NEETard221
    @NEETard221 Рік тому +3272

    damn this channel was ahead of its time and the funniest thing is no one realising that this is satire .

  • @alankritwadhwa3022
    @alankritwadhwa3022 3 роки тому +1927

    “If you keep Vijendar with you, you are finished madam” telling the truth himself 🤣🤣🤣

  • @antagonist6964
    @antagonist6964 7 років тому +4783

    your finished madam epic dialogue😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Nikx_k
    @Nikx_k 11 місяців тому +1081

    This guy is really trying hard to get his job. He lost both his land and his parents but still trying to keep a smile on his face❤❤

    • @Evil_hunter99
      @Evil_hunter99 10 місяців тому +58

      Skit hain bhai

    • @1.pratham
      @1.pratham 9 місяців тому +19

      bhai??? satire skit h

    • @coed5516
      @coed5516 8 місяців тому +13

      Its parody bro not real

    • @EditsYoudLike
      @EditsYoudLike 7 місяців тому +7

      ​@@1.prathamthank god, mujhe lga real hai

    • @chinmayrao6965
      @chinmayrao6965 7 місяців тому +1

      Bro this is satire, how do you not understand this.

  • @akshaya3061
    @akshaya3061 2 роки тому +1456

    When she asked strengths he understood physical strength 😂😂 nicely made

    • @WorldwideTopTier
      @WorldwideTopTier Рік тому +15

      he lift up barbel most of the time

    • @soham4741
      @soham4741 10 місяців тому +6

      That's how you know he is from Haryana

    • @Hemanth-sx5tr
      @Hemanth-sx5tr 7 місяців тому +2

      @@soham4741 title says haryanvi 💀

    • @thatdudesucks
      @thatdudesucks 6 місяців тому

      Bro lifts all the weight in the gym tomorrow he'll lift the whole building fr

  • @shadysfan5069
    @shadysfan5069 6 років тому +754

    just look at his expressions when he said:i am professional madam😂😂

  • @abhilodha
    @abhilodha 10 років тому +1810

    if you keep me ...you are finish....lol

  • @aronblanche
    @aronblanche 4 роки тому +876

    Land gone, mother gone, father gone, you also gone

  • @age_of_truth
    @age_of_truth 11 місяців тому +125

    "I'm old construction, construction come nature to me "🗿 ☕

  • @Dosteyboi
    @Dosteyboi 5 років тому +380

    *"YOU'RE FINISHED"*

  • @ravimusic8665
    @ravimusic8665 3 роки тому +506

    I just had a surgery of my abdomin yesterday and i was told not to laugh or cough but these interviews are making it harder for me😂😂😂

    • @J__C_
      @J__C_ 2 роки тому +7

      How’s your abdomen now?.

    • @sarkatabhoot3757
      @sarkatabhoot3757 2 роки тому +14

      @@J__C_ he's joking bro

    • @uauausuuahshauaiausuuaususu
      @uauausuuahshauaiausuuaususu 11 місяців тому +6

      @@sarkatabhoot3757 how do you even know

    • @CK-cj4cv
      @CK-cj4cv 11 місяців тому +10

      ​@@uauausuuahshauaiausuuaususucoz he's been there
      JUST KIDDING
      😂

    • @indianclasher863
      @indianclasher863 6 місяців тому

      U ok now bro😅😂

  • @ashnahussain1779
    @ashnahussain1779 2 роки тому +426

    I need this guy's confidence🤣

    • @F_R_I_E_Z_A
      @F_R_I_E_Z_A 2 роки тому +24

      Then you are finished

    • @fibukibukaro
      @fibukibukaro Рік тому +8

      Confidence came nature to him 😂😂....

    • @Belugamale8738
      @Belugamale8738 Місяць тому

      Deep knowledge come nature to him

  • @dracozgamer6943
    @dracozgamer6943 11 місяців тому +103

    jokes aside but when he said “all land gone, mother gone, father gone” was really sad

  • @raisepasi9943
    @raisepasi9943 5 років тому +328

    I appreciate him for his guts and braveness

  • @champishere8146
    @champishere8146 6 років тому +295

    I guess *You are finished* after watching this.😂

  • @superman5810
    @superman5810 Рік тому +244

    Thank you Vijinder, Haven't laughed this hard since God knows when :)...hope you got the job and finished her!!!!!!!!

    • @Jandiaba
      @Jandiaba Рік тому +4

      😂😂😂 Poor Madam Ji

    • @Mr_ravee_
      @Mr_ravee_ 11 місяців тому +5

      My doubt was how was she able to hold her laughter😂😂

  • @behappy8248
    @behappy8248 11 місяців тому +580

    I think this shows a bigger problem of the Indian society, i.e., the obsession with English in the professional spaces.
    His job doesn't even require English necessarily, and it looks that he could have communicated very clearly if the interview was in Hindi, or even his mother tongue Haryanvi!

    • @GauravYadav-ez2kl
      @GauravYadav-ez2kl 11 місяців тому +84

      It is a satire

    • @aditya-9431
      @aditya-9431 11 місяців тому +4

      🤦🤦🤦🏿🤦🏿

    • @hexagonshorts2186
      @hexagonshorts2186 11 місяців тому

      This comment even shows a more bigger problem of the Indian society. ie. Show any video to a dumb emotional Indian and he/she will believe it to its core and give their unwanted opinions.
      its a satire NOT real.

    • @rudrakshsharma7726
      @rudrakshsharma7726 11 місяців тому +20

      Finally someone understanding prblm of Indian people

    • @behappy8248
      @behappy8248 11 місяців тому +24

      @@GauravYadav-ez2kl Ik.. but this could have been real too. In fact we know that it happens in real life, which is why the satire is there. I think none of us would be surprised even if this was real! So think about it!

  • @darshnamishra4314
    @darshnamishra4314 2 роки тому +147

    1:00 is my favourite part ! 😂

    • @kishore2486
      @kishore2486 Рік тому +1

      Haha dirty mind😂😂

    • @darkhawk194
      @darkhawk194 10 місяців тому +1

      You are finished madam ji😂😂😂

  • @markymark443
    @markymark443 9 років тому +156

    I really wanted to be a civilian engineer too, but then I decided it would be better to become an electrician engineer. 

    • @Ronaldoo91
      @Ronaldoo91 9 років тому +7

      LOL dead

    • @prakharmishra5583
      @prakharmishra5583 2 роки тому +46

      So do you climb the telephone khomba and get line good?

    • @tejasdugar3304
      @tejasdugar3304 2 роки тому +1

      @@prakharmishra5583 😂😂

    • @dishuuu112
      @dishuuu112 11 місяців тому +4

      Good lord these comments have me wheezing 😂

  • @TurdDoodlesworth
    @TurdDoodlesworth 10 років тому +449

    I guess people aren't picking up on the fact that this is a skit.

    • @asaramtejpal867
      @asaramtejpal867 10 років тому +11

      you mean sketch like 'key and peele'? Au contraire most understood it in those matrimonial mock-ups.. that they might be inspired nee drawn from real instances (most actors practically read OFF the tele-prompter) ..these skype sessions seem like real life events.. which reflects very poorly on WPP and Optymistix.. the guys behind O4 Digital / mainduck ..those who encourage this as entertainment might also feel calling north eastern people çhinky' or any one from south of Vindhya's as Madarasi is funny too. if Americans mock Asians- its racism.. but we all find our own languages grotesque while appreciating those who know prim and prime 'english' ..if these are real people and actual Skype interviews i wonder what kind of rights management is in place for using someone's content.. these people- are they even aware their interviews can put splashed on-line?

    • @DMCarReviews
      @DMCarReviews 5 років тому +18

      You have never worked in this field with real Indian's, have you?😂

    • @dhruvalnaik6937
      @dhruvalnaik6937 2 роки тому

      how do you know

    • @borgir6368
      @borgir6368 2 роки тому +3

      @@dhruvalnaik6937 one of them was an old Indian stand up comedian

    • @dhruvalnaik6937
      @dhruvalnaik6937 2 роки тому

      @@borgir6368 i dont understand

  • @yashparmar5620
    @yashparmar5620 3 роки тому +93

    his cheeks turn pink whenever he says 'madam ji'🥰

  • @sundarsusheelrisky2692
    @sundarsusheelrisky2692 6 років тому +126

    *if you keep vijendra with you then.... Then.. Your finished madam Ji...* dude. I'm still laughing

  • @ayushkarnani2845
    @ayushkarnani2845 7 місяців тому +27

    It's gold even after 9 years😂

  • @messi9956
    @messi9956 6 років тому +49

    U are finished madam 😂😂 that was the best line ever in an interview... Cant stop my laugh its insane 😂😂

  • @jamothunghmt7104
    @jamothunghmt7104 4 роки тому +67

    All land gone now... mother gone, father gone. But he's an old construction and has deep VERY deep knowledge. 😆

  • @SafroonX
    @SafroonX 3 роки тому +42

    This never gets old 🤣🤣😂😂

  • @AryaInk
    @AryaInk 8 років тому +151

    If you keep bineder with you, you are finished madam ji ... rofl

  • @rajeshpandey6360
    @rajeshpandey6360 3 роки тому +19

    I have been disqualified from an interview today and watching this to learn something from this guy

  • @zaicafe
    @zaicafe 2 роки тому +20

    The Expression while the 'Professional' is Epic 😁❤️

  • @horizongaming7753
    @horizongaming7753 5 років тому +35

    Really if you keep him madam you and your company is finished. LOL 😂

  • @petlover6190
    @petlover6190 5 місяців тому +10

    Is this DUNKI MOVIE 😂

  • @gauravchaudhary9388
    @gauravchaudhary9388 9 років тому +163

    your are finished !!! xD lol

  • @nirmalpandey673
    @nirmalpandey673 4 роки тому +17

    Most importantly he is able to understand😂

  • @adityarajparichha9846
    @adityarajparichha9846 3 роки тому +15

    If You Keep Vijender with you then You're Finish Madam 😂
    Epic Dialogue

  • @sandytoni100
    @sandytoni100 2 роки тому +10

    "Madam g, I am old construction, construction come nature to me", that was EPIC.

  • @Balrajsingh._
    @Balrajsingh._ 11 місяців тому +5

    Just bcz he doesn't english, it doesn't mean he can't be good at job. He's attitude and confidence shows he got great leadership skills. Work at site requires practical knowledge which he has

  • @abhijeetmalik07
    @abhijeetmalik07 6 місяців тому +2

    As a Haryanvi I can vouch, from the accent to the dialogue delivery, this video is 100% on point.

  • @demos5088
    @demos5088 11 місяців тому +1

    This is the best Interview Ever, You should change the title of this video. If you can't encourage someone, don't discourage him at least.

  • @thefrustratedneetaspirant7777
    @thefrustratedneetaspirant7777 3 роки тому +5

    This is such a typical haryanvi dude. ❤️

  • @varun009
    @varun009 Рік тому +22

    If this is a skit, and I'm convinced that it is, it's genius. Everything is spot on.

  • @saurabhbhushan1714
    @saurabhbhushan1714 7 місяців тому

    I genuinely wish for this level of confidence. Honest!

  • @swarupseth8749
    @swarupseth8749 4 роки тому +11

    If you keep Vijender with you , you are finish madam 😂😂😂
    I love the conference btw

  • @JyotiSingh-dv1cm
    @JyotiSingh-dv1cm 3 роки тому +13

    1:05
    Bejinder: ima savage.
    He went from
    😶 to 😎 my man thought he had this job in the bag

  • @R4ndomShitposter
    @R4ndomShitposter 5 років тому +313

    Who is here after Triggered Insaan 😂😂

  • @rajatbharti6164
    @rajatbharti6164 6 років тому +14

    epic interview. i've ever seen in my life😂😂😂

  • @vinayaksr773
    @vinayaksr773 2 роки тому +14

    1:00 epic dialogue 🤣🤣

  • @shadysfan5069
    @shadysfan5069 6 років тому +49

    his expressions were epic.
    goddamn it!!😂😂

  • @2pac1307
    @2pac1307 6 місяців тому +3

    May I come in Madamji😅😂, YOU ARE FINISHED MADAMJI

  • @viveksunwar96
    @viveksunwar96 2 роки тому +32

    One minute silence for those people who are thinking this is real interview 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @olemew
      @olemew 5 місяців тому

      How do you know it's not? Name of the actor? Bloopers? This is not far from reality

    • @thecasual9258
      @thecasual9258 4 місяці тому +1

      ​​@@olemewit is satirical channel which was way ahead of it's time, you can observe that most these interviews have common background so this kinda proves it

    • @olemew
      @olemew 4 місяці тому

      @@thecasual9258 agreed, that make sense, I didn't know about this channel. The interview is hilarious

    • @Man20045
      @Man20045 День тому

      ​@@olemew i know the name of that actor that applied for software engineer...that "khamba rider" and pan masala collector

  • @nikhilmadhu2660
    @nikhilmadhu2660 7 місяців тому +1

    Worst interview?? This is the best interview!!!!

  • @niravkun1911
    @niravkun1911 3 роки тому +35

    My heart skipped 20 beats after seeing this video 😂😂😂

  • @samkool7254
    @samkool7254 3 роки тому +12

    Whenever your having bad day watch this

  • @naveenbharathi1485
    @naveenbharathi1485 2 роки тому +16

    You need to learn a thing from this man. Wheather he is correct or not, he is speaking frankly without any fear. Fear is the thing which is preventing me to get a job even though I have enough technical and language skill.

  • @parthtyagi7389
    @parthtyagi7389 2 роки тому +8

    "You are finished madam ji" rocks 😆😆😝😝😝

  • @privacyadvocate6697
    @privacyadvocate6697 3 роки тому +6

    The negotiation comes so naturally to him that his is homeless and lost all his family's land. what an expert!

  • @rohancooldude3720
    @rohancooldude3720 9 років тому +3

    Nice build man!keep it up..

  • @Katappa_Mama
    @Katappa_Mama Рік тому +2

    Most honest interview ever

  • @CaptainRangeen
    @CaptainRangeen 11 місяців тому +1

    Actually the best interview

  • @rishabhraj9588
    @rishabhraj9588 3 роки тому +12

    Those who have doubt if this was staged, interviewer sometimes interrupts and cross question candidates, but this wasn't the case here.

  • @danish5326
    @danish5326 7 місяців тому +3

    Why do two people who are more comfortable with hindi need to speak in english when the job does not require english speaking skills. Very Ineffective

  • @i_yashh
    @i_yashh 7 місяців тому +2

    That smile after saying YOU ARE FINISHED MADAM JI 😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ajgsydodkdlclcjjs
    @Ajgsydodkdlclcjjs 3 місяці тому +2

    I'm sad for him. He lost his parents, his land. 😢 I hope he finds all the success

  • @ericvonmanstein2112
    @ericvonmanstein2112 11 місяців тому +9

    I hope he got the job
    He is so adorable
    If it were in his own language,he could have done very well ,sadly we don't respect our language anymore

  • @adityadash7
    @adityadash7 Рік тому +4

    You are finished Madame ji😂😂😂;)

  • @MeNikhilDavid
    @MeNikhilDavid 8 місяців тому +2

    Who still thinks this is real. 😂anyway, it was a good acting.😂

  • @mukuldevyadav1839
    @mukuldevyadav1839 7 місяців тому +2

    This guy is SONU from Bihar after 15 years ……
    IAS to ham banenge hi 😂

  • @afrozjahan4489
    @afrozjahan4489 9 років тому +50

    FAKE. When he thumped his chest there was a sound disturbance similar to that of a hidden mic. AND the quality is wayyyyyyy higher than an average webcam. It's clearly shot from a DSLR and then edited and made to look like it's from Skype.

    • @antohart8125
      @antohart8125 9 років тому +16

      fake or real, its still funny

    • @sajid9ali
      @sajid9ali 9 років тому

      Totally! And his performance is too animated.

    • @ThomasGB4
      @ThomasGB4 9 років тому

      yes you are right

    • @neilrulz24
      @neilrulz24 8 років тому

      +Afroz Jahan of course it's fake, every non-documentary tv show and movie is fake. that doesnt mean it's not funny as fuck

    • @capone70
      @capone70 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah, you caught it too.

  • @everythingthatihave5817
    @everythingthatihave5817 6 років тому +23

    bro if you listen to his story its sad. Stop disrespecting him man, much love bro, I hope you lift yourself to your needs! Peace.

    • @09kaustubh
      @09kaustubh 11 місяців тому

      So? We must sympathize with every sad idiot now?

    • @user-lr3es8kj9m
      @user-lr3es8kj9m 11 місяців тому +2

      It is not a real interview.

  • @magnified4827
    @magnified4827 4 роки тому +2

    These Mainduck actors need to be given chance in movies to play some roles....

  • @juneboy7584
    @juneboy7584 6 років тому +1

    Keep up Vijender u did very well my friend..... surely you become rich person one day

  • @jondacorr9685
    @jondacorr9685 6 років тому +16

    As far as I know, IGNOU doesnt offer BE Civil Engineering or any other technical course

  • @gadulboyo8241
    @gadulboyo8241 5 років тому +5

    THIS "YOU ARE FINISHED" THING GOT ME WANTED TO HIRE HIM

  • @fessellsahmed2587
    @fessellsahmed2587 4 роки тому

    If they showed these interviews in a cinema I would pay a lot to watch on a massive screen.

  • @anuragc1565
    @anuragc1565 11 місяців тому

    There's a cut after "you're finished madam ji". Seems like Madam ji couldn't hold her laughter 😂😂

  • @shubhdeep_
    @shubhdeep_ 10 місяців тому +5

    Everything is temporary but us haryanvis going to gym is permanent 😂❤

  • @shadysfan5069
    @shadysfan5069 5 років тому +4

    Madam ji i am professional, the way he said that got me hold my stomach for 3 minutes.🤣🤣

  • @indrajitsarkar3169
    @indrajitsarkar3169 11 місяців тому +1

    I don't understand why would any company reject him, he is old construction.

  • @PrimitiveDharma
    @PrimitiveDharma 11 місяців тому +1

    His English must be weak...but the guy gave strong Interview 💯

  • @sujithkumarpianist7634
    @sujithkumarpianist7634 2 роки тому +2

    ("Ur finished mam) omg I laughed so hard 😂😂😂😝😝

  • @MK-xn6qx
    @MK-xn6qx 7 місяців тому +4

    How is this worst?
    He does not know how to speak english, that does not mean he cannot do his job too...
    Site Engineers need to talk in local language, not English. The people working on sites are labors.. they dont understand english.

  • @RishiSharma-ti4bt
    @RishiSharma-ti4bt Рік тому

    How honest guy he was

  • @whateveyouthink
    @whateveyouthink 8 місяців тому

    No one can miss with bro! Last line!!! 😭😭😭😭

  • @nobodyknows9382
    @nobodyknows9382 6 місяців тому +3

    Bro ended his speech with sexism🗿🤣

  • @johnparker2486
    @johnparker2486 2 роки тому +5

    Judging his words, he deserves to be a wrestler

  • @luffy-hf1fm
    @luffy-hf1fm 11 місяців тому +1

    You mean best job interview 🔥🔥

  • @gouravp.3851
    @gouravp.3851 11 місяців тому +2

    He is the Balam thanedaar who has sarkari job and drives gypsy.

  • @loloallio
    @loloallio 2 роки тому +4

    Don't care whether this is true or not. Where do I buy that level of confidence?????????

  • @kumkumsen3282
    @kumkumsen3282 2 роки тому +4

    THIS GUY IS LEGEND 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Jay-mn2nj
    @Jay-mn2nj 5 років тому +1

    You are finished madam!!! Omg😂😂😂 he's innocent😀

  • @tmkc3000
    @tmkc3000 Рік тому

    At the end it is the self confidence which matters👍👍

  • @The90DegreeOfficial
    @The90DegreeOfficial 11 місяців тому +3

    You’re finished madam💀

  • @ramizkhan6388
    @ramizkhan6388 7 років тому +53

    0:57-1:04 is damn funny..

  • @rishicreation3639
    @rishicreation3639 5 років тому +1

    You are finished 😂😂 best dialogue.

  • @vishnutc4011
    @vishnutc4011 11 місяців тому

    This is the best job interview not worst 😂

  • @Yourmom-ce7ro
    @Yourmom-ce7ro 2 роки тому +6

    We are land family zameendar and all land gone now ,mother gone , father gone : Poor Vijender feeling sad for him༼ಢ_ಢ༽

  • @uniqgameryt
    @uniqgameryt 2 роки тому +3

    Interviewer: your professional qualities?
    Vijendar: madam ji "I am professional"
    Interviewer:🤬😡😤🤯👠

  • @dr.strange108
    @dr.strange108 3 роки тому

    Oyee...that "DULLAR" is EPIC!😂

  • @pakosraja2977
    @pakosraja2977 6 років тому

    This is real, a bunch of my friends from England called this guy for a genuine interview.. i know becauze i was watching this trough skype.