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  • UA-cam demonetized this for some reason, even though it had no problems for about a year and there's nothing controversial about it in the slightest. So they can eat a cactus.
    I have the right to use the images and videos under FAIR USE. Please don't copyright me.
    Original audio is from bill wurtz. Praise to the creator.
    Happy Hetalia Day.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 421

  • @sarahrodriguez1980
    @sarahrodriguez1980 4 роки тому +153

    _"it's actually Germany, but don't worry about it."_
    I'M WORRIED ABOUT IT

  • @kafkas69
    @kafkas69 5 років тому +195

    Germany: *exists*
    Hetalians: we could make a religion out of this

  • @arthurstable223
    @arthurstable223 6 років тому +276

    “He’s actually Germany so don’t worry about it” *SOB*

  • @imacommenter1255
    @imacommenter1255 6 років тому +109

    "Holy Roman Empire but it's actually Germany"
    I ACCEPT IT AS CANON AND THERES NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO ABOUT IT

  • @chiffocado7783
    @chiffocado7783 6 років тому +122

    "Holy Roman Empire but it's actually Germany don't worry about it"
    *_I swEAR-_*

  • @birdbrain7254
    @birdbrain7254 6 років тому +82

    "it's actually Germany but don't worry about it"
    *screaming internally*

  • @nellie-felix6630
    @nellie-felix6630 5 років тому +98

    "Britain and france are having a friendly debate"
    *shows them choking each other*

    • @aifebriyani919
      @aifebriyani919 5 років тому +16

      At least there's no one got burned at stake, it's only choking after all...
      (sobbing because Jeanne d'Arc and France)

  • @keiksycake
    @keiksycake 6 років тому +113

    8:15 *shows picture of russia*
    "Some people have no friends"

    • @0101-q5m
      @0101-q5m 6 років тому +6

      keiko homura :v

    • @peridot4962
      @peridot4962 5 років тому +1

      No he’s so sweet who would t wanna be friends with him

    • @reiayami3609
      @reiayami3609 3 роки тому +1

      If you're watching the news russia has a new friend now . He won't be forever alone :"D

    • @keiksycake
      @keiksycake 3 роки тому +1

      @@reiayami3609 oh? Who? :0

    • @reiayami3609
      @reiayami3609 3 роки тому

      @@keiksycake it's syria, they have a friendly relationship. russia is helping syria with the war and the Russian language is being teached there and Russian people can be seen around the country ,, and alot of stuff happening till now

  • @romaunces
    @romaunces 6 років тому +95

    The fact that Russia’s human name is ivan

  • @lavenderotaku2481
    @lavenderotaku2481 6 років тому +80

    “Germany’s back, starring Hitler: The Angry Moustache model.”
    XDDD IM SO DEAD. BEST. LINE. EVER. XDD

  • @emimimimimimimi
    @emimimimimimimi 6 років тому +61

    4:29 HOLY SHIT ITALY OPENED HIS EYES THEY'RE LIKE THE BURNING PITS OF HELL. 2:43 it's actually Germany but don't worry about it. I LIKE THIS GUYS NARRATING VOICE

  • @HexFaustus
    @HexFaustus 6 років тому +80

    "it's actually Germany but don't worry about it" hoNKS

  • @JulyBaby
    @JulyBaby 5 років тому +90

    "-The Holy Roman Empire! Its acually Germany but don't worry about it..."
    YAS!

  • @reigen_arataka
    @reigen_arataka 5 років тому +121

    It's actually Germany, but don't worry about it,
    *Italy:* (confused screaming)

  • @pineapplepizza8639
    @pineapplepizza8639 6 років тому +63

    The fandom is *still alive*

  • @barelyuseful_bucket9948
    @barelyuseful_bucket9948 6 років тому +83

    The Roman Empire
    The HOLY Roman Empire
    ..It’s actually Germany but don’t worry about that..
    Me: UM I AM GOING TO WORRY ABOUT THAT!!! WHAT!!!?!?

    • @jimmyoakmeister
      @jimmyoakmeister 6 років тому +1

      It's a little more complicated than that, given Prussia, Denmark, Saxony, Switzerland, Lichtenstein, and a few other countries that were there between the fall of HRE and the Unification of the Rhine

    • @passingextraterrestrial
      @passingextraterrestrial 6 років тому +1

      jimmyoakmeister it's refering to the majority of the land from the HRE is modern day Germany. By majority I mean that the country that takes the most up of the area.

  • @sylvermidnight5697
    @sylvermidnight5697 7 років тому +72

    “What if Russia was big.” said Ivan trying not to be terrible. LOL!

    • @callmetavvy
      @callmetavvy 7 років тому

      Little England *its funny because that's his name*

    • @sylvermidnight5697
      @sylvermidnight5697 7 років тому

      MiTae I know. It wouldn’t have been so funny if it wasn’t that way. This video killed me though.

  • @yan_n00dles19
    @yan_n00dles19 6 років тому +80

    Wait, did he just say Germany is the Holy Roman Empire?
    *S H O O K*

  • @timtam.
    @timtam. 7 років тому +69

    The Holy Roman Empire.
    It's actually Germany, but don't worry about it.
    **SCREEEEEEEEE**
    And that, my children, is why Hetafans are alive.

  • @liliasleftjacketsleeve
    @liliasleftjacketsleeve 5 років тому +72

    "Ivan wants to make Russia great again"
    *chokes*
    what

  • @YouTubeandI
    @YouTubeandI 6 років тому +76

    _”You could make a religion out of this”_
    Umm, we already have, it’s called Doitsuism, look it up sweetheart
    *but we probably should have been told “No don’t” instead*

  • @uhhhhawahauh7376
    @uhhhhawahauh7376 6 років тому +80

    'It's actually Germany' *GERITA CONFIRMED BITCHES* 2:40

  • @chertikinamoto
    @chertikinamoto 4 роки тому +58

    Prussia being referred to as a horse nomad makes me laugh.

  • @mytemezcal
    @mytemezcal 5 років тому +53

    "It's actually Germany but-" GERITAAA

  • @Banana_bread_Vi
    @Banana_bread_Vi 7 років тому +52

    No one mentioned HRE at 2:42 being Germany? Okay then I'll leave.

  • @EarlyOwOwl
    @EarlyOwOwl 5 років тому +62

    This fits far too well.
    Bill Wurtz is a Hetalian confirmed.

  • @TheHollandHS
    @TheHollandHS 6 років тому +53

    And Canada isn't seen as usual .

  • @neptunesmoonss
    @neptunesmoonss 4 роки тому +53

    “The Holy Roman Empire! He’s actually Germany don’t worry about it.”
    Oh my g o d.

  • @vvv-lp8sz
    @vvv-lp8sz 5 років тому +80

    *Bill Wurtz is a Hetalian, its bee-n confrimed*

  • @angstyboodle9555
    @angstyboodle9555 6 років тому +51

    Who needs history class when you have this. XD.

  • @emilyneuman8307
    @emilyneuman8307 4 роки тому +61

    “Except Turkey! Turkey makes a brand new Turkey!!”

  • @austriaisgayforhispiano7609
    @austriaisgayforhispiano7609 5 років тому +72

    ITS ACTUALLY GERMANY BUT DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

  • @richan9118
    @richan9118 6 років тому +45

    “-and Japan!” *shows Cuba*

    • @richan9118
      @richan9118 5 років тому +7

      Leila Liu guess who’s not gone: CHINA

  • @stepoutskz
    @stepoutskz 5 років тому +65

    “Spain and Not Spain” my God 😂

  • @anahuizar2909
    @anahuizar2909 6 років тому +41

    Everytime I see the Knights Templar my lifespan increases by one year
    I am blessed by this sunshine child

  • @sz8430
    @sz8430 7 років тому +35

    OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE. THE H O LY R O M A N EMP I RE. IT'S. ACTUALLY. GERMANY.,BUT.
    *DON'T*
    *WORRY*
    *ABOUT*
    *IT*

  • @luciaeliade2224
    @luciaeliade2224 7 років тому +16

    WE NEED AN ANIMATED VERSION OF THIS

  • @emmarizzo8450
    @emmarizzo8450 6 років тому +70

    Ivan wants to make russia great again...
    Ivan=Russia
    *Mind blown*

    • @xxjettkirklandxx8503
      @xxjettkirklandxx8503 6 років тому +3

      HetaCenter sAmE

    • @emmarizzo8450
      @emmarizzo8450 6 років тому +4

      YeS sOmEoNe AcTuAlLy AgReEs WiTh mE

    • @morgantaton8200
      @morgantaton8200 6 років тому +4

      HetaCenter Just saying, the Ivan mentioned here was a leader of Russia, and his nickname was Ivan the terrible(I think). It's interesting how they were both named Ivan though.

    • @antares7672
      @antares7672 6 років тому

      Kitty Corn
      still funny as hell though XDDDDD

    • @morgantaton8200
      @morgantaton8200 6 років тому

      general-lee yeah

  • @kittycathy5905
    @kittycathy5905 5 років тому +53

    HRE IS GERMANY CONFERMED

  • @Vaehlo
    @Vaehlo 6 років тому +58

    *C h i n a ' s b a c k , Y A Y*

  • @user-ty6we2sp2m
    @user-ty6we2sp2m 7 років тому +47

    China is still there
    Still
    Still is
    Still
    Still is
    Uh...
    Still

    • @emimimimimimimi
      @emimimimimimimi 6 років тому +1

      Too bad it might fall apart within 20 years

  • @kolibrispacestation
    @kolibrispacestation 6 років тому +42

    2:45 our mystery is solved!

  • @emileblackwood8338
    @emileblackwood8338 6 років тому +34

    2:42 - 2:43
    GERITA IS REAL

  • @BurntOutAlien
    @BurntOutAlien 7 років тому +36

    hrE IS GERMANY *SCREAM*

  • @coalopalatticus6964
    @coalopalatticus6964 7 років тому +21

    I love how the first half of this vidoe periodicly chacks in on China like hey, it's still there.

  • @clown1165
    @clown1165 4 роки тому +46

    2:42 i fucking knew it

    • @HaBeFaStro
      @HaBeFaStro 3 роки тому +2

      ThankYee for this Timestamp... (ThankYee, It’s actually Danke but don’t worry about it.)

  • @dreamwish286
    @dreamwish286 6 років тому +29

    “Will you get the hell out of here if I give you 500 elephants?”

  • @otakugirl3243
    @otakugirl3243 5 років тому +50

    3:18
    Me: *falls off of seat* THAT'S MONGOLIA!?!?!?!

  • @hannahroeder4622
    @hannahroeder4622 7 років тому +25

    2:43 I cannot be the only one why completely lost it at this part

  • @sweepy6648
    @sweepy6648 4 роки тому +53

    I wish my history classes were like this 👀

  • @nananananan4289
    @nananananan4289 4 роки тому +31

    "The ocean is full of plastic"
    I fuCKING SNORTED-

  • @squirrelgadget3498
    @squirrelgadget3498 5 років тому +37

    And Japan!
    >shows Cuba

  • @iDJMIXTRESS
    @iDJMIXTRESS 6 років тому +49

    What if russia got big said Ivan :’)

  • @alex-kq6it
    @alex-kq6it 3 роки тому +62

    I just realised that the guy who originally made this has probably watched Hetalia before. E.g Funny comments like "It's actually Germany but don't worry about it." or "Move over Lithuania, Ivan wants to make Russia great again!"

    • @tutszumi
      @tutszumi 3 роки тому +17

      Ivan the terrible was an actual person.

    • @tutszumi
      @tutszumi 3 роки тому +8

      And the rest is figure of speech

    • @alex-kq6it
      @alex-kq6it 3 роки тому +6

      @@tutszumi Oh. I didn't know that. Thanks for informing me!

    • @tutszumi
      @tutszumi 3 роки тому +3

      @@alex-kq6it it’s alright! Cool theory though.

    • @LeftyPencil
      @LeftyPencil 3 роки тому +1

      Same source material lol

  • @skyfoxanimations7380
    @skyfoxanimations7380 4 роки тому +38

    2:42 It has been confirmed and no one can change my mind anymore
    4:26 Please help I'm dying of laughter

  • @adyeri9831
    @adyeri9831 6 років тому +24

    I thought Martin Luther was German, but having him as Switzerland berating North Italy for being too easygoing is freaking hilarious.

  • @ButterflyTema
    @ButterflyTema 6 років тому +24

    I like how they didn't even joke about them finding Japan and India just- Cuba

  • @prussiabielschmdt7485
    @prussiabielschmdt7485 5 років тому +43

    4:27- 4:28 #Ivan wants to make Russia great again

  • @douxhana
    @douxhana 7 років тому +34

    _You could make a religion out of this!”_

    • @emimimimimimimi
      @emimimimimimimi 6 років тому +4

      Heh. Doitsuism rises

    • @harrietamidala1691
      @harrietamidala1691 6 років тому +3

      You could make a religion out of a lot of things.

    • @iDJMIXTRESS
      @iDJMIXTRESS 6 років тому +4

      Hetalia in a nutshell

    • @festethephule7553
      @festethephule7553 6 років тому

      iDJMIXTRESS
      Basically all fandoms in a nutshell tbh. Depending on who you ship with whom, you're in different sects.

  • @rip_cantwin
    @rip_cantwin 5 років тому +50

    The Pope is ready to make some more empires.
    And then we got that picture of Chibi Italy on ...NO!

  • @fionnaandcakecosplay
    @fionnaandcakecosplay 5 років тому +46

    2:42 WHOA! CALM DOWN HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE(/Germany)!!!!!!! (also, a little tip for HRE; Italy’s a boy. lol)

  • @brie-b
    @brie-b 6 років тому +27

    THE ANGRY MUSTACHE MODEL

  • @corvidcorax
    @corvidcorax 6 років тому +36

    This is the perfect guide to becoming an historian!

  • @emilyjones8422
    @emilyjones8422 6 років тому +36

    Holy rome is actually Germany!!!!! ARE WE IGNORING THIS?!?!?!

  • @isabellathedragonslayer398
    @isabellathedragonslayer398 6 років тому +25

    "Out here the horse nomads run wild and free and they would like to ransack your city"

  • @LilacJuvia
    @LilacJuvia 5 років тому +40

    China is just breaking and getting back all the time-

  • @oleander7738
    @oleander7738 5 років тому +62

    You can make a religi- no don't

  • @robinchesterfield42
    @robinchesterfield42 6 років тому +27

    It is bizzarre, yet inevitable how well this goes together. Also I'm reminded of the Hetalia mod I found for Civilization 4. Mainly because it's as "WHY HASN'T SOMEBODY DONE THIS YET?!" of a combination as this one. And both were pretty funny and done right. :)

  • @diaquallo
    @diaquallo 6 років тому +47

    I can make a religion out of this

  • @alex-kq6it
    @alex-kq6it 4 роки тому +31

    Mama Greece: So you think you can conquer the Byzantine Empire?
    Ottoman Empire: Yep.

  • @fionnaandcakecosplay
    @fionnaandcakecosplay 5 років тому +61

    4:18 AND JAPAN!
    (it's actually Cuba but don't worry about it.)

  • @fridericusrex7042
    @fridericusrex7042 5 років тому +34

    1:04 idk why but I lose my shit at that facial expression

  • @linksab9568
    @linksab9568 5 років тому +29

    When you realise China is Shrodinger's cat, he is just as dead as he is alive

  • @I_Just__Silver_I
    @I_Just__Silver_I 7 років тому +22

    ,,It's actually Germany, but don't worry about it"

  • @jessshu2390
    @jessshu2390 6 років тому +18

    I could make a huge list of major inaccuracies but hey, I'm just gonna accept that Hetalia is hardly accurate in the first place and this was made for fun.
    But if anyone asks I'd love to rewatch and point out everything wrong with the vid

    • @Justme20092
      @Justme20092 6 років тому +2

      I would love to read what you've found, it's been a while since I opened my history book x''DD

  • @simonacalbaza5302
    @simonacalbaza5302 4 роки тому +36

    "it's a bird.it's a plane ist's the seljuk turks." lol :)))))

  • @costyhetalia
    @costyhetalia 5 років тому +25

    I love the part when Napoleon says: "MEEEH"

  • @marshmallowmemelord5229
    @marshmallowmemelord5229 7 років тому +27

    When you inadvertantly call England plastic

    • @emimimimimimimi
      @emimimimimimimi 6 років тому +2

      LMAO
      "Plastic, go back to being plastic.
      NO ONE EVER LISTENS
      MY BAD COOKING KILLED THEM"
      (Based off of Dollhouse by Melanie Martinez"

    • @fatima-si5nw
      @fatima-si5nw 6 років тому

      mEL

  • @meias.
    @meias. 3 роки тому +34

    2:50
    The scream fits so well xD
    4:32
    This fits so well For two reasons :
    1) it is just so Like him to say something Like that and
    2) his human last Name is "Zwingli". Zwingli pretty much started the reformation in switzerland
    4:46
    The fact that russias human Name is Ivan xD
    5:12
    They are choking each Other in a friendly way
    8:15
    Russia... Has friends....

  • @LeftyPencil
    @LeftyPencil 3 роки тому +31

    3:32 nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition

  • @yeemtrashlorde7529
    @yeemtrashlorde7529 7 років тому +15

    This was multiple marks on our history test and is gold quality content

  • @shugairen
    @shugairen 6 років тому +19

    "And then discovers the Indies and Japan."
    MY OTP AAAAAHH
    please don't kill me for this--

  • @laawesome9695
    @laawesome9695 5 років тому +42

    3:34 Hahahhaaha Spain and not Spain

  • @passingextraterrestrial
    @passingextraterrestrial 6 років тому +41

    Nah, the ocean is full of Spain.

  • @kittytroublemaker2283
    @kittytroublemaker2283 5 років тому +52

    We can make a religion outta this!

    • @Florupi
      @Florupi 5 років тому +2

      Oh gosh

    • @rip_cantwin
      @rip_cantwin 5 років тому +11

      Doitsuism

    • @Florupi
      @Florupi 5 років тому +1

      @@rip_cantwin *Y e s*

  • @Watermelon-db1ld
    @Watermelon-db1ld 5 років тому +42

    Ivan wants to make russia great again! So thats why his human name is ivan

  • @xultra_violetx
    @xultra_violetx 4 роки тому +24

    *omg it all makes sense now...*

  • @PurpleAmharicCoffee
    @PurpleAmharicCoffee 6 років тому +30

    It is a shame that Ethiopia is missing, but we don't have an official Ethiopia character yet so I can understand why.

    • @katiehedervary2413
      @katiehedervary2413 5 років тому

      Ethiopia may not have a design, but there are some canon facts about APH Ethiopia. 1) He is male. 2) He gets bullied due to being associated with Italy.

  • @ee-fi2lv
    @ee-fi2lv 6 років тому +45

    Help me, my weeaboo friend keeps spamming with this and I don't understand
    "NANI!?!??"

    • @KolkoCat
      @KolkoCat  6 років тому +9

      You must be new to the Hetalia fandom.

    • @ee-fi2lv
      @ee-fi2lv 6 років тому

      Hetafacts I'm not even on the Fandom, I like anime and stiff but I haven't watched this, but I am the Phandom so I'm used to weird shit happening all the time

    • @KolkoCat
      @KolkoCat  6 років тому +5

      It's a fun series. But this fandom has a lot of weeaboos.

    • @orangdalam6819
      @orangdalam6819 6 років тому +1

      Alek Draws hetarchive.net/hetalia-world☆stars/

  • @10karamel37
    @10karamel37 4 роки тому +31

    Bruh Egypt is there as an Egyptian I can't wait to see oh wait ... it is a side character

  • @ThePipofDespair
    @ThePipofDespair 4 роки тому +49

    -They never got Thailand.-

  • @korncobb6826
    @korncobb6826 7 років тому +16

    I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO MAKE THIS

  • @rod.8162
    @rod.8162 6 років тому +28

    I literaly have a world history test and this is what im doing

  • @littlecrystal3285
    @littlecrystal3285 4 роки тому +39

    My brain hurts

  • @trashgoblin115
    @trashgoblin115 6 років тому +15

    4:32 this is the best part of the video

  • @CerebralTombstone
    @CerebralTombstone 2 роки тому +18

    This is one of my favorite videos on UA-cam right now.

  • @CrestfallenComics
    @CrestfallenComics 5 років тому +28

    2:42

  • @aphcanada
    @aphcanada 6 років тому +17

    This is the best thing I've seen of all time

  • @hithedragon7842
    @hithedragon7842 6 років тому +23

    This is surprisingly historically accurate

    • @leelaluna4777
      @leelaluna4777 6 років тому

      Hi thedragon it’s cuz it’s audio clips from another video 😂

    • @hithedragon7842
      @hithedragon7842 6 років тому

      Leela Luna I meant the pictures. I know where the audio is from

    • @leelaluna4777
      @leelaluna4777 6 років тому

      oh my bad ^^’

    • @kevinkozlowski8273
      @kevinkozlowski8273 5 років тому

      The pictures are from hetalia

  • @hazardperceptiontest
    @hazardperceptiontest 5 років тому +33

    2:42
    I am confusion
    what the fuc

    • @sperenox
      @sperenox 5 років тому +1

      Yeah... My classmates are too...