I'd laugh if the crime rate in my town hadn't gotten so bad (so many people are moving away for that reason alone). People will just walk in through your front door like it's their house.
Read the comment right as he said it, and then assumed the first comment on this would also say “read the comment right as he said it” and I was right. It was a lot all at once.
pretty much, what if the people in the house are doing some spooky roleplay in the bedroom and some short fuckers in masks come and knock on the door for some candy haha
@@RealityCheck6T9 it’s exactly what happens in the video. Although we mostly go to the houses that put up decorations cause then you know you’ll get good lollies
@@razoreclipse21 yeah I had a new dishwasher arriving and didn't know what to do with the old one. Luckily a nice man came along and put a knife to my throat and took it. Saved me a lot of hassle
@@vampyresgraveyard3307 I don't even need to dress up. I never leave the house so I look a bit dead... I could easily pass for a domesticated vampire lol.
That would actually be a really good version of halloween If you dont have lollies to give, the kids have to give you lollies and try to keep their priorities
@@darthkillerhog He replied to a different comment If its the same message the dude is just trying to get people to watch his vids and comment on them. He's trynna get people to "hate on him" in his comment sections for more context on the first dudes response.
other childhood classics include: -getting 50 cents or some cashews because they don't have anything -knocking and waiting for ages then eventually giving up -knocking because you can see people inside only to be ignored -getting home and just eating the lollies you put out because only like one person visited
every time I go trick or treating here in syd, there's at least one house that thinks I'm trying to sell lollies rather than be given them. I've made a solid $10 from people just searching through the lollies I've already got and buying them off me ://
I live in Aus, yesterday when someone rang the doorbell we were all like who tf is here without telling us first, then we realised they were some random kids, the kids left because we took too long to think and we were like oh is it halloween... Second time the doorbell rang we were like oh shit there's no lollies at all in the house what do we do and we panicked and they left before we could find a block of cadbury in the cupboard. Then we left that block of cadbury ready by the door for the next time someone comes by... no one else came for the rest of the night and we went to sleep 👍
I do not celebrate Halloween, the only time I've been "trick or treating" was with my ex girlfriend, and it was more a joke than anything as I didn't even dress up.
Meh we have lollies in the UK. Either lollipops or ice-lollies. The problem is that in Australia, they seem to call everything lollies even when they clearly aren't.
Same there was a big trick or treat thing at the shopping centre I work at and whole streets organise to do trick or treating and invite people to come
"We're in Australia dickhead", "I was keen on eating that one (Caramello) , "You're a grown adult, what the fuck are you doing?", "Mate, don't get greedy", "Fuckhead, you're getting robbed". As an Australian, this is 100% accurate dialogue and exactly how this would have gone down. Fucking brilliant!
If he’s Trick or Treating then why doesn’t he have a bag? Did he expect to escape with candy in his bare hands? That’s just insanity Filthy self-promotion incoming): If anyone cares I make videos of my cat Dim and he’s pretty cute
@@beplanking In spring magpies eggs hatch and they become crazily protective of their nests. They swoop (occassionally drawing blood) basically anything that isnt a car or truck lol
Congratulations on being on trending!!! I love your videos and have been for a while now :) I live in Tassie, and one of my favourite skits was the one about Australian schools. Whenever I lost my hat I always got really scared and hid every time a teacher walked past.
I swear when my friends and I went trick or treating like 10 years ago, we had to explain to 2 in every 3 houses what halloween was.....so we got some pretty weird shit. Like $2 each, sultanas, christmas chocolate that was God knows how old, and 2 KUNG FU PANDA DVDS....WHYY. Then there was some random abandoned, perfectly placed jar of lollies on a fire hydrant which we didn't touch coz it looked hella suspiscious. Aaaaand being dumb kids, we got thirsty so we timidly knocked at someone's door asking for a glass of water instead of lollies and the old lady that answered came out with 6 glasses of water for all of us and Arnotts buscuits on a tray. GOD BLESS THAT LADY. I swear halloween is so weird here and to this day I have no idea why the holiday exists in the first place ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
Years ago my mum got so involved in the Halloween vibe, but when no kids knocked on the door, she resorted to chasing kids down the street trying to give them treats... One of the most hilarious & disturbing things ever
Very good, but not too accurate. A real aussie Halloween would have the video just say content not found. I literally forgot about Halloween today. Nobody remembers.
Lol I’m Australian and I just went trick or treating and this is basically how it goes down some person asks like a 14 year old of they’re robbing them it happened to me like 15 times
Damn this is too relatable. If it wasn't for shops cashing and marketing the shit out of it this would be every aussie would be having this exact same experience.
I grew up in rural Denmark, and I remember watching American movies as a kid back in the early 10's. I saw all these halloween trends in American TV, and by the age of 12, I thought I'd test it out myself. Well, I was in bad luck, because almost no people had any idea wtf halloween was, and they were definitely not prepared for a 12 year old dressing up like the grim reaper knocking on their door. The police was called on me...
This is the most Australian thing I have seen for some time. The US needs to take responsibility for encouraging their weird social and political ideas to the rest of the world.
Other countries trying the same marketing scheme as our stores is not the same as "The US" encouraging anything.......and why did you bring up politics ffs?
Sure, I had absolutely nothing to do with the spread of Americanised halloween traditions, but I’ll take responsibility: you are welcome. enjoy the good natured fun of costumes, spooks, and sweets.
Follow on insta @lachlanfairbairn and @jaxonfairbairn we might accidentally post n*des you never know
onlyfans when
Lies. Been waiting on Lachlan pics for ages
Nudes of men or women?
I have spooky jokes if ur low on them
Will do
Being robbed
"Nothing about this interaction has been positive"
@Î Àm ĶēvïņBB 3 nah
I'd laugh if the crime rate in my town hadn't gotten so bad (so many people are moving away for that reason alone). People will just walk in through your front door like it's their house.
oh how unique! you don’t enjoy getting robbed.
Read the comment right as he said it, and then assumed the first comment on this would also say “read the comment right as he said it” and I was right. It was a lot all at once.
ua-cam.com/video/7ZrCwigT-O8/v-deo.html
"this is consensual"
"this is a robbery"
No, this is Patrick
@Î Àm ĶēvïņBB 3 If that’s what you want
@@reesecooper351 oops my mistake
@@lachlanwalls It’s alright. I’m just trying to spread awareness.
This could so easily be taken out of context
"That's some nice giant spider decoration you've got there"
"What decoration?"
Ah you must mean Larry don’t worry he’s the size of your arm but he’s harmless... mostly
Australia 🇦🇺 for ya
Australian halloween 101
Australia: Oh *THOSE* giant spider decorations!
😂😂
the rules are:
decorations = yes halloween
no decorations = piss off
Same rules in usa 😂
Same in Scotland
In Argentina nobody goes out to trick or treat. You probably get robbed the second you step out of your house. Yeah, it’s that unsafe.
@@maximo48. i always hear bad stuff about south america
pretty much, what if the people in the house are doing some spooky roleplay in the bedroom and some short fuckers in masks come and knock on the door for some candy haha
"Got any lolis?"
_A question in Australia_
_A jail sentence in Japan_
You have it the wrong way around
With the hentai ban in Australia I think it's the other way around now.
Hahahahhahha
@@Death13Horseman they really banned it? Australia is really becoming authoritarian eh
@@spacechimp3199 A pack of Cigarettes (20 Marlboro) costs $25 USD right now in Australia. Our government is Shafting us hard.
Jaxon:“What if I don’t have enough chocolates for the next robber?”
Lachlan:”Understandable have a nice day.”
You got them mixed up
@@WilliamBedard04 no, he’s right
@@trampotrav4350 @richie txy oh you’re right my bad
@@WilliamBedard04 I was confused for a sec lmao
Robber* : "understandable have a nice day"
"Your life is on the line!"
"It is on the line, isn't it?" 😆😆
I heard
It was so sincere. Loved it.
@@TheMijman Right? These blokes have really nailed down the whole understated thing.
@@heyitsbella1734 haha! 😆😆
999 urgh
I'm calling shenanigans, if he was a real Aussie he would've grabbed his own bigger knife from the kitchen instead of the caramello koala.
True true
You're getting robbed *pulls out knife*...
That's not a knife *pulls out bigger knife*, THIS IS A KNIFE
Or maybe a spoon
Thats bs, we just trip them over so they fall off the earth
it's spelled knoife
Lachlan: "YOUR LIFE IS ON THE LINE!!!"
Jaxon: "It is on the line isn't it..."
“Oh how unique you don’t enjoy being robbed”
This is comedy gold baby 😂
"Mate, don't get greedy" the perfect response to a robber. I'll use it next time I'm getting robbed. It's good advice!
Next time ?
@@chadpowell1832 there’s always a next time in Australia
@@evbou5471 ah I see
I like being robbed
@@John-lk9xc rlly I like robbing I might have to rob u some time
When you're Australian and you know that this video is accurate.
Yes? What happens? I have to know
@@RealityCheck6T9 it’s exactly what happens in the video. Although we mostly go to the houses that put up decorations cause then you know you’ll get good lollies
@@astoroidea6502 effing troll lmao
You're kidding mate
In my neighbourhood a bunch a kids stole some guys car keys
"This escalated enormously" 🤣
As a fellow Australian, I can confirm that this is exactly how halloween is for us
Can confirm
As an Australian, can also confirm
Hell yeah mate
I fully agree! A family came to our house when we didn't have decorations up and i didn't wanna be mean so i gave them my sour patch and kitkat ;v;
@@روانتوس ha
"i was keen on eating that one"
*D E A D*
"fuck head you're getting robbed"
“How unique you don’t enjoy getting robbed” I’m crying 😂😂😂
My fave bit haha
1:13
I just wanna know if anyone would ever have a postive experience in getting robbed
@@razoreclipse21 yeah I had a new dishwasher arriving and didn't know what to do with the old one. Luckily a nice man came along and put a knife to my throat and took it. Saved me a lot of hassle
Halloween in Australia = virtually non existent
Every supermarket in Australia: Halloween everyone!! 😀... anyone...?
You don't need lollies or go trick or treating to celebrate Halloween just watch horror movie and dress up as the dead make your house look haunted.
So true...
@@vampyresgraveyard3307 I don't even need to dress up. I never leave the house so I look a bit dead... I could easily pass for a domesticated vampire lol.
@@harrycain5912 bruh 😂
I live in Townsville and it’s actually rlly popular here 😂 there’s at least one house on every street that has their light on or has decor
I might try this tonight. Maybe I'll actually come home with some lollies or chocolate
Edit: they robbed me back
Tell us how it goes XD
maybe you'll actually come home.
Let's hope you come home LOL
I hope you come home.
I’m in New Zealand and there was this drunk guy that told us to shout wazza to get our lollies
"Well this fuckin escalated enormously" is maybe the best thing I've ever heard.
we once didn’t have anything to give to one girl, and she went like, oh really? Let me give one to you. She was sweet
@Da Susboi oh haha, i think I put the words in a wrong way, sorry, i am not fluent in English
That would actually be a really good version of halloween
If you dont have lollies to give, the kids have to give you lollies and try to keep their priorities
@@aizere3176 Nah he was just making a joke, you worded it correctly.
@@buddyboris8279 thanks for telling, great to know
That’s so cute
“ oh how unique you don’t enjoy getting robbed” 😂
@Ì Ãm ĶēvîñBB umm no.. i’m not gonna give you hate for no reason even if ur asking for it. 😅
@@user-yl2lp4rm4t The guy deleted his comment what did he say?
@@darthkillerhog He replied to a different comment
If its the same message the dude is just trying to get people to watch his vids and comment on them. He's trynna get people to "hate on him" in his comment sections for more context on the first dudes response.
@@sircheese288 Well that's sad
Jaxon doesn't even bother looking at the robber's eyes in the entire conversation.
He looked like he was talking to the front garden.
He's blind
@@connorvincent6287 is he?
@@kierstynsaoirse Well not actually blind, I'm pretty sure.
#stoned
Halloween in New Zealand:
“Trick or Treat”
“Oh I didn’t expect a Visitors, Will you take an Apple?”
“Hell yeah!”
Lol im from nz
Character eats an apple to make him seem like more of an asshole cliche
I’m from NZ and I still got heaps of candy but like half of the houses didn’t have lollies so they just gave us entire packs of Oreos or grapes lol
More like chur bro
NZ is Australia's Canada
“You said the crime rate is high around here... well it just got higher!” 😂🤣
“Aw how unique, you don’t enjoy getting robbed”
"You said the crime rate is high, well it just got higher" i'M DEAD
other childhood classics include:
-getting 50 cents or some cashews because they don't have anything
-knocking and waiting for ages then eventually giving up
-knocking because you can see people inside only to be ignored
-getting home and just eating the lollies you put out because only like one person visited
That is all relatable. Don't forget knocking and waiting ages and then when you finally leave the person comes out with candy
Also getting toothbrushes from that one dentist
I got a mandarin one time
-You hear people yelling ‘fucking kids’ when you knock on the door, then you get ignored.
Fuuuuuuuck true
every time I go trick or treating here in syd, there's at least one house that thinks I'm trying to sell lollies rather than be given them. I've made a solid $10 from people just searching through the lollies I've already got and buying them off me ://
This is hilarious 😂. Saves a trip to the shops 😂.
I live in Aus, yesterday when someone rang the doorbell we were all like who tf is here without telling us first, then we realised they were some random kids, the kids left because we took too long to think and we were like oh is it halloween... Second time the doorbell rang we were like oh shit there's no lollies at all in the house what do we do and we panicked and they left before we could find a block of cadbury in the cupboard. Then we left that block of cadbury ready by the door for the next time someone comes by... no one else came for the rest of the night and we went to sleep 👍
That is such a sad story ! hahaha!
And then ants came
I can see an English humor with Canadian politeness. Very hilarious. Good job boss
Can’t wait to try this out on the local police station
You will get plenty of candy
@@ThunderSparkX and not the food kind
@@smoove_ Candy is the name of the big guy that will share your cell
@@80slimshadys my uncle always told me candy was that white syrupy stuff that i found on my face when i woke up...
@@jack-rx4bf Sounds like your uncle has shared a room with Candy before.
This is how Australia celebrates Halloween 100% 😂😂
50-50
Same in Nz
Absolutely
Yeah
I do not celebrate Halloween, the only time I've been "trick or treating" was with my ex girlfriend, and it was more a joke than anything as I didn't even dress up.
Lachlan: "You got any lollies?"
Non-Aussies: *visibile confusion*
Laughing in dutch
Japanese people: calls police
Meh we have lollies in the UK. Either lollipops or ice-lollies.
The problem is that in Australia, they seem to call everything lollies even when they clearly aren't.
@@PiousMoltar They clearly are though
@@solthegamer3769 yeh that’s the point
“Trick or treat” - said no one ever in Australia
“Do I have a choice?”
“Yes but please give me them”
Underrated
hi obie
hi obie
hi obie
I’m actually surprised so many people were trick or treating
same i thought there would be like 2 familys due to certant problems in the world right now
normally there's swarms where i live and we've had no one, it's a christmas miracle really, more chocolate for me
Same there was a big trick or treat thing at the shopping centre I work at and whole streets organise to do trick or treating and invite people to come
@@dainah105 huh, that’s nice, probably not good for COVID though
@@JB__001 covid free in Darwin nt!
"You got any lollys"
FBI OPEN UP
first time i heard it from my teacher i was legit confused as fuck
*Get in the van and you’ll find lollies.*
Nahh, mate...
It’s...
AFP OPEN UP!
U mean loli?
well it's spelled "lollies" as in the plural for "lolly" and it's just our word for candy
My absolute favorite sketch by you lot so far.
"We're in Australia dickhead", "I was keen on eating that one (Caramello) , "You're a grown adult, what the fuck are you doing?", "Mate, don't get greedy", "Fuckhead, you're getting robbed". As an Australian, this is 100% accurate dialogue and exactly how this would have gone down. Fucking brilliant!
"Oh how unique you don't like getting robbed"
That sounds like Australia. Not greedy.
"I'll just take the Caramello."
If he’s Trick or Treating then why doesn’t he have a bag? Did he expect to escape with candy in his bare hands? That’s just insanity
Filthy self-promotion incoming):
If anyone cares I make videos of my cat Dim and he’s pretty cute
It’s Australia
probably didn’t expect to get any lollies heh 😂
He wouldn't get more than he can fit in his pockets anyway.
It's tough out here mate
Would be a better place to hide the knife
He obviously would’ve put the lollies in his boots
"I've changed my mind, You're getting robbed" lmao
Darcy's performance as the chocolate was exquisite. You wouldn't even know it was him.
Other countries: Halloween is the scariest time of the year!
Australia when it’s swooping season: Sure about that, mate?
Swooping season??
@@beplanking In spring magpies eggs hatch and they become crazily protective of their nests. They swoop (occassionally drawing blood) basically anything that isnt a car or truck lol
@@beplanking Magpies swoop in Spring. It's fucking annoying.
@@Iron_of_man not just annoying, guy in my area got his eyes near pecked out by one once, and my mums friend got knocked out by one
@@raymorr8713 Yeah, it’s more than annoying. My dad had his head almost sliced open from their talons.
“It just got higher”
“Oh, how unique, you don’t like getting robbed.”
I love the lines
This is almost accurate, in most scenarios I'm the one with the knife chasing away the kids
As a fellow Aussie, I can conform that this is Halloween for us, my best amount of lollies I ever got was 6.
For some reason this really makes me want to move to Australia. By the way you guys are so goddamn entertaining, I love your videos.
"How old are you"
"I am huhuhuh"
"What"
"I am 21"
ua-cam.com/video/7ZrCwigT-O8/v-deo.html
I'M DED AT THAT PART
“Nothing about this interaction has been pleasant” I’ve met many a person of which that statement applies 😂
1:42 We gotta care about the other robbers.
Congratulations on being on trending!!! I love your videos and have been for a while now :) I live in Tassie, and one of my favourite skits was the one about Australian schools. Whenever I lost my hat I always got really scared and hid every time a teacher walked past.
1:28 i was expecting him to respond with
"but the chocolate is worth more"
I swear when my friends and I went trick or treating like 10 years ago, we had to explain to 2 in every 3 houses what halloween was.....so we got some pretty weird shit. Like $2 each, sultanas, christmas chocolate that was God knows how old, and 2 KUNG FU PANDA DVDS....WHYY. Then there was some random abandoned, perfectly placed jar of lollies on a fire hydrant which we didn't touch coz it looked hella suspiscious. Aaaaand being dumb kids, we got thirsty so we timidly knocked at someone's door asking for a glass of water instead of lollies and the old lady that answered came out with 6 glasses of water for all of us and Arnotts buscuits on a tray. GOD BLESS THAT LADY. I swear halloween is so weird here and to this day I have no idea why the holiday exists in the first place ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
The more videos they make, the more we're closer to see Lachlan sitting on a tank aimed at jaxon while asking for a happy meal
they re so funny but i also love how it looks like they are both reading the script as it plays out it's amazing
As an Australian I love how u said lollies instead of candy I respect that 😎😌😌
Why do they say that
@@calmack6637 because it’s australian and new zeland
"Nothing about this interaction has been positive." 😂👌
claim ur "before 100 views" here
Ok
i was
Here
I was
Before 500, is it still good?
Years ago my mum got so involved in the Halloween vibe, but when no kids knocked on the door, she resorted to chasing kids down the street trying to give them treats...
One of the most hilarious & disturbing things ever
Thats Halloween in Australia folks
She should get a white van… running is so hard work 😂
“Fuckhead you’re getting robbed” is the best line of the whole vid
These videos are honestly so good, I always have to watch them again straight after the first watch
Me just putting all the lights of inside my house so no one comes
ua-cam.com/video/7ZrCwigT-O8/v-deo.html
Very good, but not too accurate.
A real aussie Halloween would have the video just say content not found.
I literally forgot about Halloween today.
Nobody remembers.
I know right I went shopping and I'm looking around like wtf why are there people in costumes?
Geez, life must be really depressing in Australia. What do you have to look forward to in the year?
@@thescarecrowman It’s mainly just celebrated by houses with kids.
@@thescarecrowman We look forward to knocking off every arvo and crackin open a cold one
@@thescarecrowman Halloween is depressing.
'Well it just got higher'
That my friends, is the funniest quote I've ever seen
*heard
@@talentlesscommentermdxxvii9419 *hearded
Parents: Don’t take candy from strangers.
Halloween: Bout to end this mans career.
I thought your acting talents were at peak but you continue improving. "It is on the line isn't it ?" was very well played !
Lol I’m Australian and I just went trick or treating and this is basically how it goes down some person asks like a 14 year old of they’re robbing them it happened to me like 15 times
Thanks for the Treat or Treating tips Lauchen. Can’t wait to try this out tonight at the local police station!
Tell us how it goes!
@@maeveheart7464 keep you posted
Spooky joke of the day:
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
*he had no body to go with*
Epic
Because the Cartilage Family was playing and he didn't like their music.
Good one
But Skeletons do have bodies. Ghost would make more sense.
Ah yes, the classic American holiday of robbing your neighbor.
"mate dont get greedy" haha i love that
The outro music, damn its too good each time. They have some pretty good taste, I must say.
Lachlan has a spotify playlist that he posted about once, it's pretty great! You should be able to find him on Spotify!
@@manasim.9936 Thank you for the information! I will try to find the playlist.
Mark Ronson - Lose It (In The End)
@@Bigmas46 Thank you!
Damn this is too relatable. If it wasn't for shops cashing and marketing the shit out of it this would be every aussie would be having this exact same experience.
Wtf?
I have no recollection of writing this.
Just realised it makes no grammatical sense either. Was I drunk or what?
Darcy did a stunning job playing that bird that lands behind Lachlan at 1:31
As a qualified Australian this is exactly how we celebrate Halloween
Aunty Donna x Big Lez Show vibes right here, I love it
Nah mate, there are people who forget & they gave out $5 to you out of pity. Made some bank when I was a kid.
My neighbour is dressed as a hot dog and giving out lollies. I am Australian
I grew up in rural Denmark, and I remember watching American movies as a kid back in the early 10's. I saw all these halloween trends in American TV, and by the age of 12, I thought I'd test it out myself. Well, I was in bad luck, because almost no people had any idea wtf halloween was, and they were definitely not prepared for a 12 year old dressing up like the grim reaper knocking on their door.
The police was called on me...
YO you guys need to do more of these one-on-one vids!! 🤣🤣🤣 This and the Doctor and Red Dead one are FUNNYYY
“Oh how unique, you don’t like getting robbed” 😂😂😂
Boys support boys down under! 🤘🤘❤️
Love all your stuff guys! 😂😂
FAKE, Australia isn’t real, and if it is it’s on fire melting all the chocolate
You one of those flat-earthers.
@@vampyresgraveyard3307 you know there's been a meme that Australia isn't real, right?
@@LeveyHere "visible confusion"
I only know the Bielefeld conspiracy 🤔
@@LeveyHere I think he does, but tbh that other guy seems like one of those flat-earthers.
"You said the crime rate around here is high it just got higher"
Lachlan 2020
"I'll just take the Caramello"
"Fuckhead you're getting robbed"
"Right yeah"
I'm fucking dying holy shit they're so funny
the plot twists of logic are just one of the reasons they’re so great
For Halloween I give people fruits and veggies instead of candy, surprisingly people enjoy it more lol
This is the most Australian thing I have seen for some time. The US needs to take responsibility for encouraging their weird social and political ideas to the rest of the world.
We're not pushing these things on other people, countries just like to borrow our culture
Other countries trying the same marketing scheme as our stores is not the same as "The US" encouraging anything.......and why did you bring up politics ffs?
Bro most of the robbers in Australia are kids so trick or treating is a risk in Australia so yeah this is very accurate
Sure, I had absolutely nothing to do with the spread of Americanised halloween traditions, but I’ll take responsibility: you are welcome. enjoy the good natured fun of costumes, spooks, and sweets.
shut up
“I’m gonna install a panic button”
The genuine "It is on the line isn't it" got me LOL
These are the videos I look forward to every day, so glad you're uploading this frequently
The last time i was this early, kids had pitchforks for Trick-or-Treating
Why is this so relatable
Lachlan's costume was actually a robber that was actually just his act
every skit has something funnier than expected. "i didn't expect to mix the two up"
Australia is the only country where it's practical to disguise yourself as a bat for halloween.
As an Australian this is false, robbers come in packs of threes
4 for foods