Halloween in Australia

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  • Опубліковано 22 сер 2024
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  • @FairbairnFilms
    @FairbairnFilms  3 роки тому +2764

    Follow on insta @lachlanfairbairn and @jaxonfairbairn we might accidentally post n*des you never know

  • @nerdparable6156
    @nerdparable6156 3 роки тому +6993

    Being robbed
    "Nothing about this interaction has been positive"

    • @NNonsense
      @NNonsense 3 роки тому +1

      @Î Àm ĶēvïņBB 3 nah

    • @UltimateGattai
      @UltimateGattai 3 роки тому +6

      I'd laugh if the crime rate in my town hadn't gotten so bad (so many people are moving away for that reason alone). People will just walk in through your front door like it's their house.

    • @msfthe1st117
      @msfthe1st117 3 роки тому +23

      oh how unique! you don’t enjoy getting robbed.

    • @mynameisliana
      @mynameisliana 3 роки тому

      Read the comment right as he said it, and then assumed the first comment on this would also say “read the comment right as he said it” and I was right. It was a lot all at once.

    • @Aidan5f
      @Aidan5f 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/7ZrCwigT-O8/v-deo.html

  • @lachlanwalls
    @lachlanwalls 3 роки тому +3082

    "this is consensual"
    "this is a robbery"

    • @reesecooper351
      @reesecooper351 3 роки тому +49

      No, this is Patrick

    • @reesecooper351
      @reesecooper351 3 роки тому

      @Î Àm ĶēvïņBB 3 If that’s what you want

    • @lachlanwalls
      @lachlanwalls 3 роки тому

      @@reesecooper351 oops my mistake

    • @reesecooper351
      @reesecooper351 3 роки тому

      @@lachlanwalls It’s alright. I’m just trying to spread awareness.

    • @willcooper5389
      @willcooper5389 3 роки тому

      This could so easily be taken out of context

  • @freebird_music
    @freebird_music 3 роки тому +2435

    "That's some nice giant spider decoration you've got there"
    "What decoration?"

    • @TheWickedSlayer
      @TheWickedSlayer 3 роки тому +67

      Ah you must mean Larry don’t worry he’s the size of your arm but he’s harmless... mostly

    • @humananonymous7927
      @humananonymous7927 3 роки тому +14

      Australia 🇦🇺 for ya

    • @AlessandroCDrums
      @AlessandroCDrums 3 роки тому +15

      Australian halloween 101

    • @Nobody-bl1yl
      @Nobody-bl1yl 3 роки тому +15

      Australia: Oh *THOSE* giant spider decorations!

    • @kaylenewu1198
      @kaylenewu1198 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂

  • @sockamine6692
    @sockamine6692 3 роки тому +2744

    "Got any lolis?"
    _A question in Australia_
    _A jail sentence in Japan_

    • @sol6955
      @sol6955 3 роки тому +143

      You have it the wrong way around

    • @Death13Horseman
      @Death13Horseman 3 роки тому +251

      With the hentai ban in Australia I think it's the other way around now.

    • @tampenismall2195
      @tampenismall2195 3 роки тому +13

      Hahahahhahha

    • @spacechimp3199
      @spacechimp3199 3 роки тому +81

      @@Death13Horseman they really banned it? Australia is really becoming authoritarian eh

    • @winner2810
      @winner2810 3 роки тому +42

      @@spacechimp3199 A pack of Cigarettes (20 Marlboro) costs $25 USD right now in Australia. Our government is Shafting us hard.

  • @richietxy6723
    @richietxy6723 3 роки тому +4614

    Jaxon:“What if I don’t have enough chocolates for the next robber?”
    Lachlan:”Understandable have a nice day.”

    • @WilliamBedard04
      @WilliamBedard04 3 роки тому +2

      You got them mixed up

    • @trampotrav4350
      @trampotrav4350 3 роки тому +20

      @@WilliamBedard04 no, he’s right

    • @WilliamBedard04
      @WilliamBedard04 3 роки тому +5

      @@trampotrav4350 @richie txy oh you’re right my bad

    • @richietxy6723
      @richietxy6723 3 роки тому +4

      @@WilliamBedard04 I was confused for a sec lmao

    • @andronikisa
      @andronikisa 3 роки тому +1

      Robber* : "understandable have a nice day"

  • @johndavis7407
    @johndavis7407 3 роки тому +2388

    "Your life is on the line!"
    "It is on the line, isn't it?" 😆😆

    • @heyitsbella1734
      @heyitsbella1734 3 роки тому +5

      I heard

    • @TheMijman
      @TheMijman 3 роки тому +10

      It was so sincere. Loved it.

    • @johndavis7407
      @johndavis7407 3 роки тому +7

      @@TheMijman Right? These blokes have really nailed down the whole understated thing.

    • @johndavis7407
      @johndavis7407 3 роки тому +3

      @@heyitsbella1734 haha! 😆😆

    • @lozza7520
      @lozza7520 3 роки тому +1

      999 urgh

  • @hazardtrooper2791
    @hazardtrooper2791 3 роки тому +839

    the rules are:
    decorations = yes halloween
    no decorations = piss off

    • @emperorphil2547
      @emperorphil2547 3 роки тому +18

      Same rules in usa 😂

    • @LargeLatLad
      @LargeLatLad 3 роки тому +12

      Same in Scotland

    • @maximo48.
      @maximo48. 3 роки тому +11

      In Argentina nobody goes out to trick or treat. You probably get robbed the second you step out of your house. Yeah, it’s that unsafe.

    • @StreetDrilla
      @StreetDrilla 3 роки тому +2

      @@maximo48. i always hear bad stuff about south america

    • @mischievousone3421
      @mischievousone3421 3 роки тому

      pretty much, what if the people in the house are doing some spooky roleplay in the bedroom and some short fuckers in masks come and knock on the door for some candy haha

  • @kiianapaige
    @kiianapaige 3 роки тому +452

    As a fellow Australian, I can confirm that this is exactly how halloween is for us

    • @Jacket_50_
      @Jacket_50_ 3 роки тому +4

      Can confirm

    • @TheBlueBagger
      @TheBlueBagger 3 роки тому +4

      As an Australian, can also confirm

    • @Munchee-nd5lg
      @Munchee-nd5lg 3 роки тому +2

      Hell yeah mate

    • @روانتوس
      @روانتوس 3 роки тому +3

      I fully agree! A family came to our house when we didn't have decorations up and i didn't wanna be mean so i gave them my sour patch and kitkat ;v;

    • @Munchee-nd5lg
      @Munchee-nd5lg 3 роки тому +1

      @@روانتوس ha

  • @brendancskinner
    @brendancskinner 3 роки тому +4457

    I'm calling shenanigans, if he was a real Aussie he would've grabbed his own bigger knife from the kitchen instead of the caramello koala.

    • @dracouniverse
      @dracouniverse 3 роки тому +28

      True true

    • @emmyyellow8038
      @emmyyellow8038 3 роки тому +198

      You're getting robbed *pulls out knife*...
      That's not a knife *pulls out bigger knife*, THIS IS A KNIFE

    • @TheKarlmiddleton
      @TheKarlmiddleton 3 роки тому +33

      Or maybe a spoon

    • @potat0a1m26
      @potat0a1m26 3 роки тому +35

      Thats bs, we just trip them over so they fall off the earth

    • @tassieschnappi
      @tassieschnappi 3 роки тому +19

      it's spelled knoife

  • @woweixiaomiandui
    @woweixiaomiandui 3 роки тому +1404

    "Mate, don't get greedy" the perfect response to a robber. I'll use it next time I'm getting robbed. It's good advice!

    • @chadpowell1832
      @chadpowell1832 3 роки тому +21

      Next time ?

    • @evbou5471
      @evbou5471 3 роки тому +45

      @@chadpowell1832 there’s always a next time in Australia

    • @chadpowell1832
      @chadpowell1832 3 роки тому +9

      @@evbou5471 ah I see

    • @John-lk9xc
      @John-lk9xc 3 роки тому +9

      I like being robbed

    • @evbou5471
      @evbou5471 3 роки тому +12

      @@John-lk9xc rlly I like robbing I might have to rob u some time

  • @aizere3176
    @aizere3176 3 роки тому +1678

    we once didn’t have anything to give to one girl, and she went like, oh really? Let me give one to you. She was sweet

    • @aizere3176
      @aizere3176 3 роки тому +11

      @Da Susboi oh haha, i think I put the words in a wrong way, sorry, i am not fluent in English

    • @ThumbsTup
      @ThumbsTup 3 роки тому +46

      That would actually be a really good version of halloween
      If you dont have lollies to give, the kids have to give you lollies and try to keep their priorities

    • @buddyboris8279
      @buddyboris8279 3 роки тому +10

      @@aizere3176 Nah he was just making a joke, you worded it correctly.

    • @aizere3176
      @aizere3176 3 роки тому +6

      @@buddyboris8279 thanks for telling, great to know

    • @robbielarney3442
      @robbielarney3442 3 роки тому +12

      That’s so cute

  • @bellachloe052
    @bellachloe052 3 роки тому +162

    Lachlan: "YOUR LIFE IS ON THE LINE!!!"
    Jaxon: "It is on the line isn't it..."

  • @Jachael123
    @Jachael123 3 роки тому +11191

    I might try this tonight. Maybe I'll actually come home with some lollies or chocolate
    Edit: they robbed me back

    • @jazminrussell2679
      @jazminrussell2679 3 роки тому +37

      Tell us how it goes XD

    • @skintaker1949
      @skintaker1949 3 роки тому +63

      maybe you'll actually come home.

    • @someartist2530
      @someartist2530 3 роки тому +20

      Let's hope you come home LOL

    • @aksiyonbizde3016
      @aksiyonbizde3016 3 роки тому +9

      I hope you come home.

    • @tomatotoes9128
      @tomatotoes9128 3 роки тому +27

      I’m in New Zealand and there was this drunk guy that told us to shout wazza to get our lollies

  • @harrycain5912
    @harrycain5912 3 роки тому +1122

    Halloween in Australia = virtually non existent
    Every supermarket in Australia: Halloween everyone!! 😀... anyone...?

    • @vampyresgraveyard3307
      @vampyresgraveyard3307 3 роки тому +38

      You don't need lollies or go trick or treating to celebrate Halloween just watch horror movie and dress up as the dead make your house look haunted.

    • @joeymorse365
      @joeymorse365 3 роки тому +2

      So true...

    • @harrycain5912
      @harrycain5912 3 роки тому +40

      @@vampyresgraveyard3307 I don't even need to dress up. I never leave the house so I look a bit dead... I could easily pass for a domesticated vampire lol.

    • @Glopbop
      @Glopbop 3 роки тому +7

      @@harrycain5912 bruh 😂

    • @halleyscomett
      @halleyscomett 3 роки тому +7

      I live in Townsville and it’s actually rlly popular here 😂 there’s at least one house on every street that has their light on or has decor

  • @ubermensch5127
    @ubermensch5127 3 роки тому +258

    "i was keen on eating that one"
    *D E A D*

  • @graceshorthose4600
    @graceshorthose4600 3 роки тому +126

    “Oh how unique you don’t enjoy being robbed”
    This is comedy gold baby 😂

  • @gaviisthebest3001
    @gaviisthebest3001 3 роки тому +767

    When you're Australian and you know that this video is accurate.

    • @RealityCheck6T9
      @RealityCheck6T9 3 роки тому +5

      Yes? What happens? I have to know

    • @astoroidea6502
      @astoroidea6502 3 роки тому +5

      @@RealityCheck6T9 it’s exactly what happens in the video. Although we mostly go to the houses that put up decorations cause then you know you’ll get good lollies

    • @andronikisa
      @andronikisa 3 роки тому +1

      @@astoroidea6502 effing troll lmao

    • @himaragamage6400
      @himaragamage6400 3 роки тому

      You're kidding mate

    • @matcha4663
      @matcha4663 3 роки тому

      In my neighbourhood a bunch a kids stole some guys car keys

  • @angelcarlos8041
    @angelcarlos8041 3 роки тому +604

    Jaxon doesn't even bother looking at the robber's eyes in the entire conversation.

  • @MrScorbett315
    @MrScorbett315 3 роки тому +28

    "Well this fuckin escalated enormously" is maybe the best thing I've ever heard.

  • @tacitus21
    @tacitus21 3 роки тому +35

    “You said the crime rate is high around here... well it just got higher!” 😂🤣

  • @user-yl2lp4rm4t
    @user-yl2lp4rm4t 3 роки тому +494

    “ oh how unique you don’t enjoy getting robbed” 😂

    • @user-yl2lp4rm4t
      @user-yl2lp4rm4t 3 роки тому

      @Ì Ãm ĶēvîñBB umm no.. i’m not gonna give you hate for no reason even if ur asking for it. 😅

    • @darthkillerhog
      @darthkillerhog 3 роки тому

      @@user-yl2lp4rm4t The guy deleted his comment what did he say?

    • @sircheese288
      @sircheese288 3 роки тому +1

      @@darthkillerhog He replied to a different comment
      If its the same message the dude is just trying to get people to watch his vids and comment on them. He's trynna get people to "hate on him" in his comment sections for more context on the first dudes response.

    • @darthkillerhog
      @darthkillerhog 3 роки тому

      @@sircheese288 Well that's sad

  • @kodaspaws
    @kodaspaws 3 роки тому +567

    "This escalated enormously" 🤣

  • @Nabi12
    @Nabi12 3 роки тому +89

    I live in Aus, yesterday when someone rang the doorbell we were all like who tf is here without telling us first, then we realised they were some random kids, the kids left because we took too long to think and we were like oh is it halloween... Second time the doorbell rang we were like oh shit there's no lollies at all in the house what do we do and we panicked and they left before we could find a block of cadbury in the cupboard. Then we left that block of cadbury ready by the door for the next time someone comes by... no one else came for the rest of the night and we went to sleep 👍

  • @jamesgent5897
    @jamesgent5897 3 роки тому +30

    “Aw how unique, you don’t enjoy getting robbed”

  • @abigailpatterson5846
    @abigailpatterson5846 3 роки тому +564

    “How unique you don’t enjoy getting robbed” I’m crying 😂😂😂

    • @sarahsalsa2461
      @sarahsalsa2461 3 роки тому +1

      My fave bit haha

    • @Lana-Jae
      @Lana-Jae 3 роки тому +1

      1:13

    • @razoreclipse21
      @razoreclipse21 3 роки тому

      I just wanna know if anyone would ever have a postive experience in getting robbed

    • @lukeskywalker2913
      @lukeskywalker2913 2 роки тому

      @@razoreclipse21 yeah I had a new dishwasher arriving and didn't know what to do with the old one. Luckily a nice man came along and put a knife to my throat and took it. Saved me a lot of hassle

  • @alana3265
    @alana3265 3 роки тому +449

    other childhood classics include:
    -getting 50 cents or some cashews because they don't have anything
    -knocking and waiting for ages then eventually giving up
    -knocking because you can see people inside only to be ignored
    -getting home and just eating the lollies you put out because only like one person visited

    • @Ty-vj4wg
      @Ty-vj4wg 3 роки тому +29

      That is all relatable. Don't forget knocking and waiting ages and then when you finally leave the person comes out with candy

    • @bigzish
      @bigzish 3 роки тому +21

      Also getting toothbrushes from that one dentist

    • @Nighteyes_14
      @Nighteyes_14 3 роки тому +8

      I got a mandarin one time

    • @ravenclawthestral3964
      @ravenclawthestral3964 3 роки тому +13

      -You hear people yelling ‘fucking kids’ when you knock on the door, then you get ignored.

    • @Petrol_Sniffa
      @Petrol_Sniffa 3 роки тому

      Fuuuuuuuck true

  • @abioticspy9449
    @abioticspy9449 3 роки тому +41

    “Trick or treat” - said no one ever in Australia

  • @yannih1782
    @yannih1782 3 роки тому +2

    "We're in Australia dickhead", "I was keen on eating that one (Caramello) , "You're a grown adult, what the fuck are you doing?", "Mate, don't get greedy", "Fuckhead, you're getting robbed". As an Australian, this is 100% accurate dialogue and exactly how this would have gone down. Fucking brilliant!

  • @astridclark5858
    @astridclark5858 3 роки тому +213

    every time I go trick or treating here in syd, there's at least one house that thinks I'm trying to sell lollies rather than be given them. I've made a solid $10 from people just searching through the lollies I've already got and buying them off me ://

    • @begformeowcy
      @begformeowcy 3 роки тому +21

      This is hilarious 😂. Saves a trip to the shops 😂.

  • @4rce556
    @4rce556 3 роки тому +311

    Halloween in New Zealand:
    “Trick or Treat”
    “Oh I didn’t expect a Visitors, Will you take an Apple?”
    “Hell yeah!”

    • @seancurtis8599
      @seancurtis8599 3 роки тому +6

      Lol im from nz

    • @CygnusTheSilly
      @CygnusTheSilly 3 роки тому +6

      Character eats an apple to make him seem like more of an asshole cliche

    • @pandabear3960
      @pandabear3960 3 роки тому +12

      I’m from NZ and I still got heaps of candy but like half of the houses didn’t have lollies so they just gave us entire packs of Oreos or grapes lol

    • @babsilk
      @babsilk 3 роки тому +2

      More like chur bro

    • @MrCynthis
      @MrCynthis 3 роки тому +11

      NZ is Australia's Canada

  • @GODSAVEPUNKROCK
    @GODSAVEPUNKROCK 3 роки тому +39

    As an Australian I love how u said lollies instead of candy I respect that 😎😌😌

    • @calmack6637
      @calmack6637 2 роки тому

      Why do they say that

    • @GODSAVEPUNKROCK
      @GODSAVEPUNKROCK 2 роки тому +3

      @@calmack6637 because it’s australian and new zeland

  • @perfectcatto
    @perfectcatto 3 роки тому +105

    "You said the crime rate is high, well it just got higher" i'M DEAD

  • @thatguy6171
    @thatguy6171 3 роки тому +534

    Can’t wait to try this out on the local police station

    • @ThunderSparkX
      @ThunderSparkX 3 роки тому +12

      You will get plenty of candy

    • @smoove_
      @smoove_ 3 роки тому +2

      @@ThunderSparkX and not the food kind

    • @80slimshadys
      @80slimshadys 3 роки тому +8

      @@smoove_ Candy is the name of the big guy that will share your cell

    • @jack-rx4bf
      @jack-rx4bf 3 роки тому +2

      @@80slimshadys my uncle always told me candy was that white syrupy stuff that i found on my face when i woke up...

    • @80slimshadys
      @80slimshadys 3 роки тому +1

      @@jack-rx4bf Sounds like your uncle has shared a room with Candy before.

  • @ajwatson9085
    @ajwatson9085 3 роки тому +6

    As a fellow Aussie, I can conform that this is Halloween for us, my best amount of lollies I ever got was 6.

  • @jordant7595
    @jordant7595 3 роки тому +2

    “Fuckhead you’re getting robbed” is the best line of the whole vid

  • @ShadowFrosty101
    @ShadowFrosty101 3 роки тому +1813

    This is how Australia celebrates Halloween 100% 😂😂

    • @birbreal
      @birbreal 3 роки тому +7

      50-50

    • @aliT1989
      @aliT1989 3 роки тому +17

      Same in Nz

    • @kian_hc
      @kian_hc 3 роки тому +4

      Absolutely

    • @fortnitepro8304
      @fortnitepro8304 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah

    • @MyHandleIsGood
      @MyHandleIsGood 3 роки тому +7

      I do not celebrate Halloween, the only time I've been "trick or treating" was with my ex girlfriend, and it was more a joke than anything as I didn't even dress up.

  • @dogtime981
    @dogtime981 3 роки тому +218

    “Do I have a choice?”
    “Yes but please give me them”

  • @leowales429
    @leowales429 2 роки тому +4

    Darcy's performance as the chocolate was exquisite. You wouldn't even know it was him.

  • @RandyTwang
    @RandyTwang 3 роки тому +3

    Damn this is too relatable. If it wasn't for shops cashing and marketing the shit out of it this would be every aussie would be having this exact same experience.

    • @RandyTwang
      @RandyTwang 9 місяців тому +1

      Wtf?
      I have no recollection of writing this.

    • @RandyTwang
      @RandyTwang 9 місяців тому +1

      Just realised it makes no grammatical sense either. Was I drunk or what?

  • @jacksonpercy8044
    @jacksonpercy8044 3 роки тому +374

    Lachlan: "You got any lollies?"
    Non-Aussies: *visibile confusion*

    • @marly3033
      @marly3033 3 роки тому +17

      Laughing in dutch

    • @lukesheridan4623
      @lukesheridan4623 3 роки тому +31

      Japanese people: calls police

    • @PiousMoltar
      @PiousMoltar 3 роки тому +34

      Meh we have lollies in the UK. Either lollipops or ice-lollies.
      The problem is that in Australia, they seem to call everything lollies even when they clearly aren't.

    • @solthegamer3769
      @solthegamer3769 3 роки тому +34

      @@PiousMoltar They clearly are though

    • @minekid4624
      @minekid4624 3 роки тому +2

      @@solthegamer3769 yeh that’s the point

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 3 роки тому +382

    "You got any lollys"
    FBI OPEN UP

    • @Tensho_C
      @Tensho_C 3 роки тому +5

      first time i heard it from my teacher i was legit confused as fuck

    • @invalid-user7335
      @invalid-user7335 3 роки тому +11

      *Get in the van and you’ll find lollies.*

    • @kevingutierrez9273
      @kevingutierrez9273 3 роки тому +13

      Nahh, mate...
      It’s...
      AFP OPEN UP!

    • @Veryyes3945
      @Veryyes3945 3 роки тому +3

      U mean loli?

    • @jollimaiahtacksworth
      @jollimaiahtacksworth 3 роки тому +19

      well it's spelled "lollies" as in the plural for "lolly" and it's just our word for candy

  • @TonyTheGeo
    @TonyTheGeo 3 роки тому +157

    This is the most Australian thing I have seen for some time. The US needs to take responsibility for encouraging their weird social and political ideas to the rest of the world.

    • @kaldo_kaldo
      @kaldo_kaldo 3 роки тому +17

      We're not pushing these things on other people, countries just like to borrow our culture

    • @mrpowdercoater
      @mrpowdercoater 3 роки тому +9

      Other countries trying the same marketing scheme as our stores is not the same as "The US" encouraging anything.......and why did you bring up politics ffs?

    • @dumbking2426
      @dumbking2426 3 роки тому +1

      Bro most of the robbers in Australia are kids so trick or treating is a risk in Australia so yeah this is very accurate

    • @the_rachel_sam
      @the_rachel_sam 3 роки тому +11

      Sure, I had absolutely nothing to do with the spread of Americanised halloween traditions, but I’ll take responsibility: you are welcome. enjoy the good natured fun of costumes, spooks, and sweets.

    • @zongdong266
      @zongdong266 3 роки тому +1

      shut up

  • @theMark5445
    @theMark5445 3 роки тому +4

    I grew up in rural Denmark, and I remember watching American movies as a kid back in the early 10's. I saw all these halloween trends in American TV, and by the age of 12, I thought I'd test it out myself. Well, I was in bad luck, because almost no people had any idea wtf halloween was, and they were definitely not prepared for a 12 year old dressing up like the grim reaper knocking on their door.
    The police was called on me...

  • @JB__001
    @JB__001 3 роки тому +468

    I’m actually surprised so many people were trick or treating

    • @jamezgamer8145
      @jamezgamer8145 3 роки тому +28

      same i thought there would be like 2 familys due to certant problems in the world right now

    • @kurootsuki3326
      @kurootsuki3326 3 роки тому +20

      normally there's swarms where i live and we've had no one, it's a christmas miracle really, more chocolate for me

    • @dainah105
      @dainah105 3 роки тому +5

      Same there was a big trick or treat thing at the shopping centre I work at and whole streets organise to do trick or treating and invite people to come

    • @JB__001
      @JB__001 3 роки тому +4

      @@dainah105 huh, that’s nice, probably not good for COVID though

    • @dainah105
      @dainah105 3 роки тому +11

      @@JB__001 covid free in Darwin nt!

  • @TotoDG
    @TotoDG 3 роки тому +159

    Other countries: Halloween is the scariest time of the year!
    Australia when it’s swooping season: Sure about that, mate?

    • @beplanking
      @beplanking 3 роки тому +2

      Swooping season??

    • @Kupcakez93
      @Kupcakez93 3 роки тому +14

      @@beplanking In spring magpies eggs hatch and they become crazily protective of their nests. They swoop (occassionally drawing blood) basically anything that isnt a car or truck lol

    • @Iron_of_man
      @Iron_of_man 3 роки тому +2

      @@beplanking Magpies swoop in Spring. It's fucking annoying.

    • @raymorr8713
      @raymorr8713 3 роки тому +6

      @@Iron_of_man not just annoying, guy in my area got his eyes near pecked out by one once, and my mums friend got knocked out by one

    • @bredli6788
      @bredli6788 3 роки тому +4

      @@raymorr8713 Yeah, it’s more than annoying. My dad had his head almost sliced open from their talons.

  • @jordanfelt5978
    @jordanfelt5978 3 роки тому +4

    For some reason this really makes me want to move to Australia. By the way you guys are so goddamn entertaining, I love your videos.

  • @nii_amart
    @nii_amart 3 роки тому +3

    "I've changed my mind, You're getting robbed" lmao

  • @lucaz8208
    @lucaz8208 3 роки тому +75

    "Oh how unique you don't like getting robbed"

  • @greeninferno1339
    @greeninferno1339 3 роки тому +49

    “It just got higher”
    “Oh, how unique, you don’t like getting robbed.”
    I love the lines

  • @4stringz.
    @4stringz. 5 місяців тому

    the plot twists of logic are just one of the reasons they’re so great

  • @LuxxyOfficial
    @LuxxyOfficial 3 роки тому +6

    1:28 i was expecting him to respond with
    "but the chocolate is worth more"

  • @dimthecat9418
    @dimthecat9418 3 роки тому +848

    If he’s Trick or Treating then why doesn’t he have a bag? Did he expect to escape with candy in his bare hands? That’s just insanity
    Filthy self-promotion incoming):
    If anyone cares I make videos of my cat Dim and he’s pretty cute

    • @maggiecaust374
      @maggiecaust374 3 роки тому +43

      It’s Australia
      probably didn’t expect to get any lollies heh 😂

    • @jacksonpercy8044
      @jacksonpercy8044 3 роки тому +7

      He wouldn't get more than he can fit in his pockets anyway.

    • @cliterally
      @cliterally 3 роки тому +1

      It's tough out here mate

    • @annie-gc2dz
      @annie-gc2dz 3 роки тому +1

      Would be a better place to hide the knife

    • @chakaislife3046
      @chakaislife3046 3 роки тому +2

      He obviously would’ve put the lollies in his boots

  • @alexanderdickson419
    @alexanderdickson419 3 роки тому +39

    That sounds like Australia. Not greedy.
    "I'll just take the Caramello."

  • @Thebigpiigg
    @Thebigpiigg Рік тому +2

    As a qualified Australian this is exactly how we celebrate Halloween

  • @meaperss
    @meaperss 2 роки тому +8

    Darcy did a stunning job playing that bird that lands behind Lachlan at 1:31

  • @PattyFuryGaming
    @PattyFuryGaming 3 роки тому +111

    This is almost accurate, in most scenarios I'm the one with the knife chasing away the kids

  • @breezetix
    @breezetix 3 роки тому +208

    i remember watching one of their videos for the first time, thinking jackson was a girl

  • @jaystohne6441
    @jaystohne6441 3 роки тому +2

    I can see an English humor with Canadian politeness. Very hilarious. Good job boss

  • @MsAshleywatson
    @MsAshleywatson 3 роки тому

    The genuine "It is on the line isn't it" got me LOL

  • @emmyyellow8038
    @emmyyellow8038 3 роки тому +14

    I swear when my friends and I went trick or treating like 10 years ago, we had to explain to 2 in every 3 houses what halloween was.....so we got some pretty weird shit. Like $2 each, sultanas, christmas chocolate that was God knows how old, and 2 KUNG FU PANDA DVDS....WHYY. Then there was some random abandoned, perfectly placed jar of lollies on a fire hydrant which we didn't touch coz it looked hella suspiscious. Aaaaand being dumb kids, we got thirsty so we timidly knocked at someone's door asking for a glass of water instead of lollies and the old lady that answered came out with 6 glasses of water for all of us and Arnotts buscuits on a tray. GOD BLESS THAT LADY. I swear halloween is so weird here and to this day I have no idea why the holiday exists in the first place ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

  • @PavanKumar-pf3iy
    @PavanKumar-pf3iy 3 роки тому +126

    "How old are you"
    "I am huhuhuh"
    "What"
    "I am 21"

  • @blueseadye
    @blueseadye 3 роки тому +3

    "mate dont get greedy" haha i love that

  • @Joeizdop
    @Joeizdop 3 роки тому +1

    they re so funny but i also love how it looks like they are both reading the script as it plays out it's amazing

  • @brickwho101
    @brickwho101 3 роки тому +13

    “Nothing about this interaction has been pleasant” I’ve met many a person of which that statement applies 😂

  • @BellumCarroll
    @BellumCarroll 3 роки тому +8

    Years ago my mum got so involved in the Halloween vibe, but when no kids knocked on the door, she resorted to chasing kids down the street trying to give them treats...
    One of the most hilarious & disturbing things ever

    • @BellumCarroll
      @BellumCarroll 3 роки тому +1

      Thats Halloween in Australia folks

    • @Snoop_Dugg
      @Snoop_Dugg Рік тому +2

      She should get a white van… running is so hard work 😂

  • @thegreatcornholio3219
    @thegreatcornholio3219 3 роки тому

    Okay, but he had such good manners.
    He said "thank you"

  • @gusto8169
    @gusto8169 3 роки тому +1

    Perhaps the best Fairbarn acting

  • @theodoreportlain
    @theodoreportlain 3 роки тому +80

    1:42 We gotta care about the other robbers.

  • @iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil1
    @iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil1 3 роки тому +8

    Parents: Don’t take candy from strangers.
    Halloween: Bout to end this mans career.

  • @castellijm
    @castellijm Рік тому

    Darcy's acting skills as the chocolate were stellar

  • @animatorireenie8319
    @animatorireenie8319 3 роки тому +10

    "Nothing about this interaction has been positive." 😂👌

  • @dimthecat9418
    @dimthecat9418 3 роки тому +6

    Thanks for the Treat or Treating tips Lauchen. Can’t wait to try this out tonight at the local police station!

  • @garay_riveros
    @garay_riveros 3 роки тому +2

    Congratulations on being on trending!!! I love your videos and have been for a while now :) I live in Tassie, and one of my favourite skits was the one about Australian schools. Whenever I lost my hat I always got really scared and hid every time a teacher walked past.

  • @HerbsNVices
    @HerbsNVices 3 роки тому +1

    Aunty Donna x Big Lez Show vibes right here, I love it

  • @g0dsp3ed13
    @g0dsp3ed13 3 роки тому +9

    The more videos they make, the more we're closer to see Lachlan sitting on a tank aimed at jaxon while asking for a happy meal

  • @bink2011
    @bink2011 3 роки тому +3

    When I was 10 or younger, people gave out money as they didn't have lollies/candy and this dudes like "I work in an ice-cream truck, I'll get you one tomorrow" and as dodgy as it sounded, I met up with him the next day and he gave me free ice-cream 😂

    • @begformeowcy
      @begformeowcy 3 роки тому +1

      That sounds like the start of a ‘missing child’ story on the news 😂. Glad you got icecream and not murdered 😂👍.

  • @tommywachinski1434
    @tommywachinski1434 3 роки тому +1

    “Oh how unique, you don’t like getting robbed” 😂😂😂

  • @dilliondantin
    @dilliondantin 3 роки тому +1

    My absolute favorite sketch by you lot so far.

  • @tiramisu6799
    @tiramisu6799 3 роки тому +3

    Wow Australia is so amazing! Even robbers say thank you after taking your things.

  • @jacobanteau6020
    @jacobanteau6020 3 роки тому +14

    "nothing about this interaction has been positive"
    "What part of 'getting robbed with a knife' do you not understand?!"
    😂😂😂

  • @Tetsuo6995
    @Tetsuo6995 3 роки тому +1

    Australia is the only country where it's practical to disguise yourself as a bat for halloween.

  • @MrKal007
    @MrKal007 3 роки тому

    This, is literaly one of theirs best sketches :D :D

  • @bhaloaio5103
    @bhaloaio5103 3 роки тому +29

    "You said the crime rate around here is high it just got higher"
    Lachlan 2020

  • @glowsquid758
    @glowsquid758 3 роки тому +15

    Lol I’m Australian and I just went trick or treating and this is basically how it goes down some person asks like a 14 year old of they’re robbing them it happened to me like 15 times

  • @theartofpimpin
    @theartofpimpin 3 роки тому

    "oh how unique, you don't enjoy being robbed" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @varshaboodram2286
    @varshaboodram2286 2 роки тому

    YO you guys need to do more of these one-on-one vids!! 🤣🤣🤣 This and the Doctor and Red Dead one are FUNNYYY

  • @FelixxFelixx-tt7sf
    @FelixxFelixx-tt7sf 3 роки тому +5

    'Well it just got higher'
    That my friends, is the funniest quote I've ever seen

  • @pluralizes01
    @pluralizes01 3 роки тому +31

    The outro music, damn its too good each time. They have some pretty good taste, I must say.

    • @manasim.9936
      @manasim.9936 3 роки тому

      Lachlan has a spotify playlist that he posted about once, it's pretty great! You should be able to find him on Spotify!

    • @pluralizes01
      @pluralizes01 3 роки тому

      @@manasim.9936 Thank you for the information! I will try to find the playlist.

    • @Bigmas46
      @Bigmas46 3 роки тому

      Mark Ronson - Lose It (In The End)

    • @pluralizes01
      @pluralizes01 3 роки тому

      @@Bigmas46 Thank you!

  • @kyuma401
    @kyuma401 3 роки тому

    Not having enough candy for the next robber that rocks up is one of the most legit reasons I've ever heard for not handing over all of the chocolate

  • @isaacskinner695
    @isaacskinner695 3 роки тому +2

    As a fellow Australian, can confirm this is how Halloween happens.

  • @ratt-28
    @ratt-28 3 роки тому +37

    Me just putting all the lights of inside my house so no one comes

    • @Aidan5f
      @Aidan5f 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/7ZrCwigT-O8/v-deo.html

  • @xchewn
    @xchewn 3 роки тому +83

    claim ur "before 100 views" here

  • @Theamerican_1776
    @Theamerican_1776 3 роки тому

    I was half expecting them to go all Crocodile Dundee and say the ol "that's not a knife"

  • @IamJustAnotherUtubeR
    @IamJustAnotherUtubeR 3 роки тому +2

    This was so well-written

  • @everydayjokes2321
    @everydayjokes2321 3 роки тому +44

    Spooky joke of the day:
    Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
    *he had no body to go with*

    • @Rice_Boi.
      @Rice_Boi. 3 роки тому +2

      Epic

    • @GrumpSkull
      @GrumpSkull 3 роки тому +3

      Because the Cartilage Family was playing and he didn't like their music.

    • @Ty-vj4wg
      @Ty-vj4wg 3 роки тому +2

      Good one

    • @Ty-vj4wg
      @Ty-vj4wg 3 роки тому +2

      But Skeletons do have bodies. Ghost would make more sense.

  • @kakao-katze
    @kakao-katze 3 роки тому +85

    Very good, but not too accurate.
    A real aussie Halloween would have the video just say content not found.
    I literally forgot about Halloween today.
    Nobody remembers.

    • @highrise7591
      @highrise7591 3 роки тому +4

      I know right I went shopping and I'm looking around like wtf why are there people in costumes?

    • @thescarecrowman
      @thescarecrowman 3 роки тому

      Geez, life must be really depressing in Australia. What do you have to look forward to in the year?

    • @ravenclawthestral3964
      @ravenclawthestral3964 3 роки тому +1

      @@thescarecrowman It’s mainly just celebrated by houses with kids.

    • @buffybuff992
      @buffybuff992 3 роки тому +2

      @@thescarecrowman We look forward to knocking off every arvo and crackin open a cold one

    • @PiousMoltar
      @PiousMoltar 3 роки тому +1

      @@thescarecrowman Halloween is depressing.

  • @hellooryan683
    @hellooryan683 3 роки тому

    “fuck head you’re getting robbed” hahaha absolutely lost it

  • @Lothmar22
    @Lothmar22 3 роки тому +2

    "Do I have a choice?"
    "Yes, 'Trick' or 'Treat'."

  • @Js14561
    @Js14561 3 роки тому +105

    FAKE, Australia isn’t real, and if it is it’s on fire melting all the chocolate

    • @vampyresgraveyard3307
      @vampyresgraveyard3307 3 роки тому +6

      You one of those flat-earthers.

    • @LeveyHere
      @LeveyHere 3 роки тому +7

      @@vampyresgraveyard3307 you know there's been a meme that Australia isn't real, right?

    • @02.aryajayakusuma15
      @02.aryajayakusuma15 3 роки тому

      @@LeveyHere "visible confusion"

    • @humain3691
      @humain3691 3 роки тому

      I only know the Bielefeld conspiracy 🤔

    • @destrav4962
      @destrav4962 3 роки тому +2

      @@LeveyHere I think he does, but tbh that other guy seems like one of those flat-earthers.