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@@BostilCensurado Oh, people like me? That make jokes? OK. Let me know how the left over scraps on my plate can help starving children on a different continent, and I'll look into it.
He is hitting a peak. The jokes are coming hard and fast. Sharp too. Like many great artists, it's a great thing to see them when they really have the craft down. Ryan is right there.
If you ever accidentally interact with something that will screw up your feed, immediately close the app and don't open it for at least an hour. The algorithm will associate whatever it is with a worst case reaction.
"you looked once, you look forever!!!" Exactly! I hate how the algorithms work like that. it doesn't even ask if you want more, it just automatically assumes this is all you want to see all the time.
I don’t even care about UFC and one day the algorithm decided I am obsessed with it and it needs to dominate 76% of my UA-cam interaction. This was like half a decade ago and it hasn’t gone away.
@@230mps Hahaha! Yeah I get the same thing. Then when people walk by your desk, they decide that what the algorithm decided for you, is your obsession. Lol, it's wild.
Ive always found it bizzare how women can walk around in public with (basically) short boxer briefs on without issue. In my town 90% of women above the age of 18 are wearing those skin tight short leggings. I have underwear thats longer than some of their "shorts."
Dude this is a full professional set. Everything was perfect here. I see a big year for Ryan long. You just need a scandal that the media latches onto to get your name to the masses like Tyler did lol
The CTE punching your wife more analogy wasn't very good for the bit. Could've finished better there. Like maybe CTE medicine turns you into Chris Benoit.
I always hated the “Kids are starving in Africa” thing. OK and? There’s kids starving here. How about we fix them before we start worrying about another continent?
Ryan is turning into one of my favorite comics of the time along with Shane Gillis, Theo Von and Bill Burr. Though I feel like Bill has lost his edge a bit as of late.
Shout out Ryan long, I saw him in Calgary at a small show a few years back and dude has been grinding. His delivery is not my cup of tea but dude is hilarious! He is hard working as fuck. Non stop making skits, UA-cam videos and developing stand up jokes.
4:57 Yoo, can you guys also hear at the very very end of this video this audience girl turning to her friend and telling her sternly, "Don't laugh... Don't." LMAOO
You watch one single V-Tuber video to find out what the fuss is all about, then your feed is swarmed with guys hiding behind promiscuous 3d animegirl models.....ugh......
Haha this is funny stuff. Normal mothers nursing a baby in public wasn’t a thing because if you are a classy mom, no one ever even noticed it happened. Ryan is hilarious
The way anti-depressants work is by balancing out your brain chemistry. However, when you first start taking it, it often makes you feel worse before it starts making you feel better. Usually, if you have a bad reaction, it will be in the first three days, then it will start working and by two weeks it will be fully effective. I don't know why this isn't explained to everyone that goes on anti-depressants by their doctors, but now you know.
A large portion of people who get medicated for anything in America don't understand anything they're being told by a "doctor". There are plenty of variables in anti-depressants that have side effects of suicide. Not just the initial startup period. Biggest reality is they're a drug being pushed to make money for somebody who couldn't give a damn about anyone's health.
Ryan lowkey spitting truth bombs about conspiracies, hoping the dumbed down crowd will catch on and do their own research. spoiler alert: they never do their own research
It's comedy. You know, as in not to be taken seriously. Nobody needs to stop telling jokes because certain people don't like them. Get over yourself and just enjoy the next joke.
I get two a day. One in the morning before I brush my teeth and one right before bed. Then I have Dr. Fauci read me a bedtime fairytale about a land far far away where the vaccines have no side effects.
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LA: March 30
Irvine: March 21/22
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Tampa: March 28/29
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Nice grift, but you're about ten years too late.
Who runs the algos and controls all platforms? If you nose, you knows
Proper really solid jokes and getting really great at standup delivery bro keep it up
A mother in Colombia "Snort your coke Ricardo, there are frat boys in America that are running completely dry right now"
😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉
Oye Ricardo andale mas rapido yaaaa
You spelt harvest wrong. 😑
😂
"Drink your coffee. There are children sleeping in Africa."
Its a principles thing, if you put food on your plate and waste it i dont like you
@@BostilCensurado if you look up, you can see the joke going over your head.
@@BostilCensurado 90% of the oxygen you breathe in with each breath comes back out again. You're being very wasteful every second of the day.
@@darrennew8211 The kind of empty argument i expect from people like you honestly
@@BostilCensurado Oh, people like me? That make jokes? OK.
Let me know how the left over scraps on my plate can help starving children on a different continent, and I'll look into it.
You're flying pretty close to the sun my dude, and I salute you. What a time to be alive 👍
He is hitting a peak.
The jokes are coming hard and fast. Sharp too.
Like many great artists, it's a great thing to see them when they really have the craft down.
Ryan is right there.
@matthewhudson5685 don't thinks it's a peak, he's just starting
@matthewhudson5685 don't think it's a peak, he's just starting
@matthewhudson5685 don't think it's a peak, he's just starting
@@matthewhudson5685 don't think it's a peak, he's just starting
If you ever accidentally interact with something that will screw up your feed, immediately close the app and don't open it for at least an hour. The algorithm will associate whatever it is with a worst case reaction.
Prove it
@@MushookieMan You prove it
Easier solution: delete it from your youtube browsing history. Yes that's a thing. That will remove it from consideration in the algorithm.
Your UA-cam account keeps a history of the videos you have watched.
or.. click "not interested". in a few days your feed is prefectly tuned
"you looked once, you look forever!!!" Exactly! I hate how the algorithms work like that. it doesn't even ask if you want more, it just automatically assumes this is all you want to see all the time.
I don’t even care about UFC and one day the algorithm decided I am obsessed with it and it needs to dominate 76% of my UA-cam interaction. This was like half a decade ago and it hasn’t gone away.
@@230mps Hahaha! Yeah I get the same thing. Then when people walk by your desk, they decide that what the algorithm decided for you, is your obsession. Lol, it's wild.
"What's the federal reserve been up to?-"
"T I T T I E S..."
lmao
The ”dont laugh” at the end from the liberal wifey to her ”man” was hilarious.
Was looking for this comment.
I wouldn't have caught it if or wasn't for your comment. She sounds like a blast!
Laughing only validates his toxicity
Laughing at a COVID joke is a gateway drug to becoming a transphobic Trump supporter.
@@jcmick8430 her*
The kids starving in Africa must be a world wide parental endeavour to get children to eat their dinners lmao
Has been since the 80’s
Bill Gates entered the chat.
Not in Africa it’s not 👀🫠
LoL lady at 4:56 "dont laugh"
Good bit as usual Ryan
nice catch!
Wow! Poor guy!
@@Stevie-Jit’s like going to the pool and saying don’t swim
I bet that was an awkward ride home.
THAT'S what she says don't laugh about?! 😂
Ive always found it bizzare how women can walk around in public with (basically) short boxer briefs on without issue. In my town 90% of women above the age of 18 are wearing those skin tight short leggings. I have underwear thats longer than some of their "shorts."
Ok, so wear them in public you feminist.
Yea it doesn't leave a whole lot to the imagination. And then they wonder why men "objectify" them.
Its called hoeflation.
@@markzuckergecko621I mean anytime I see a nice booty ,I think to myself "that would make a nice lampshade" 🤣
@@mcmarkmarkson7115 the hoe market is over-saturated.
Ryan's act is getting better and better all the time! Killin' it.
The naked girl algo epidemic is real though
"Give me your drink, Im gonna make a demonstration" hahahah
I remember my friend Brian telling his mom to send the food to them if she was worried about the kids in Africa.
Ryan,
You're a genius comic.
Please don't off yourself with drugs.
We will need you in 2050.
if we find his body surrounded by tittys we know it was a YT hit trying to get him off those conspiracy
Don’t tell him what to do.
@@tooch1180 don’t tell him what not to do
@@squarepegroundhole8211 don't tell him what to do
What happened in 2050???
Dude this is a full professional set. Everything was perfect here. I see a big year for Ryan long. You just need a scandal that the media latches onto to get your name to the masses like Tyler did lol
I think it is from his special but I haven't finished it but it is gold much like everything from Ryan
The CTE punching your wife more analogy wasn't very good for the bit. Could've finished better there.
Like maybe CTE medicine turns you into Chris Benoit.
Probably one of your best ones I’ve seen
This 100% had me laughing. What a smooth and well-executed set. I hope Ryan finds every success the mans clearly been working hard at his craft.
This is his best special ngl
Ryan didn't kill himself
I always hated the “Kids are starving in Africa” thing.
OK and? There’s kids starving here. How about we fix them before we start worrying about another continent?
Nope. That's racist.
That's what you thought at 6yo?
Are there though? Outside of child abuse cases how much is that really happening in the US.
@@jacobschweiger5897 Homeless and impoverished people exist everywhere my guy.
@@lookupverazhou8599 Why?
Great Covid reference!
Factually accurate.
titties...!!!
Ryan is turning into one of my favorite comics of the time along with Shane Gillis, Theo Von and Bill Burr. Though I feel like Bill has lost his edge a bit as of late.
Bill has really nosedived because of his wife
My favorites are Norm MacDonald and Sam Hyde
Shout out Ryan long, I saw him in Calgary at a small show a few years back and dude has been grinding. His delivery is not my cup of tea but dude is hilarious! He is hard working as fuck. Non stop making skits, UA-cam videos and developing stand up jokes.
Bill has definitely gone soft. He had a good run though.
@@jrichardson6048well he’s married and has to talk it up
4:57
Yoo, can you guys also hear at the very very end of this video this audience girl turning to her friend and telling her sternly,
"Don't laugh... Don't."
LMAOO
That special is gold and platinum the whole way through ❤❤❤❤
Ryan needs to call his act "I didn't commit suicide" with these jokes. the pitchforks are coming!
Lets be honest if news broke that Ryan Long died masturbating with a belt around his neck, nobody's be surprised.
Also love your Boyscast intro skits with Danny
the girl in the audience sayin "Don't laugh.. don't" right next to the mic after the covid joke had me dying
You watch one single V-Tuber video to find out what the fuss is all about, then your feed is swarmed with guys hiding behind promiscuous 3d animegirl models.....ugh......
Oh the humanity!
"How Algorithms are Designed to Screw over Men" The fact that I have to go to page 10 before I get to any of the legit rap3 fantasy videos.
i love at 4:57 you can hear a woman say "don't laugh" after the vaccine joke lol
5 minutes loaded lmao
This set portion was PEAK
Crushed it brother! 🎉
Ryan is hilarious. His material & energy really hits!
Dude! This set is FIRE! 🤣
Haha this is funny stuff. Normal mothers nursing a baby in public wasn’t a thing because if you are a classy mom, no one ever even noticed it happened. Ryan is hilarious
And that saying for me turned into a poster as an adult that says "Finish your beer, theres sober kids in India."
Funniest 5 minutes of the day. Thanks
Covid ending was gold 😂😂❤
this guy reminds me of Layne Staley, if Layne decided to be a comedian instead of lead singer of Alice In Chains
Funny, but all too true.
Love this guy
I've been watching Ryan's videos Long time now
Watching you evolve into the Prince of comedy has been a wild ride. I believe that you could become the king one day if you stay on this path.
You've got to admit it's funny
the johnstones were so sick my guy. i listen to them all the time
Flawless as usual,
Ryan is getting so good. Come to Victoria BC
The way anti-depressants work is by balancing out your brain chemistry. However, when you first start taking it, it often makes you feel worse before it starts making you feel better. Usually, if you have a bad reaction, it will be in the first three days, then it will start working and by two weeks it will be fully effective. I don't know why this isn't explained to everyone that goes on anti-depressants by their doctors, but now you know.
A large portion of people who get medicated for anything in America don't understand anything they're being told by a "doctor".
There are plenty of variables in anti-depressants that have side effects of suicide. Not just the initial startup period.
Biggest reality is they're a drug being pushed to make money for somebody who couldn't give a damn about anyone's health.
Ryan you are a funny dude
Minus “flat earth,” facts.
use it or lose it!
Genius.
I want Ryan on a podcast with the Hodgetwins
Ryan give us a new special please
It's crazy that Ryan Epst31ned himself in 2025 despite having such a primosing career ahead of him
Wut?
Crazy to think that this comedy is now considered "edgy" lol.
How many guys do you reckon went and searched breast-feeding-tutorial straight after finishing this?
Tryna get dudes off conspiracy videos I’m with boobs is the new conspiracy.
And that's just JJ🤭
Ryan lowkey spitting truth bombs about conspiracies, hoping the dumbed down crowd will catch on and do their own research.
spoiler alert: they never do their own research
You are the best 😂
Your awesome ❤
When did Mark Manson got into comedy?
anyone else having trouble listening to gay Bam Margera with that RIDICULOUS comb over hair cut!! my god, its not even hipster
maybe skinny bam margera?
less funny bam margera
man good on this guy. he's only gotten better over the years
funny af bro
Funny Dude!
Dude is working on those Single Mommy tattoo sleeves. wtf are those???
Not on board with the breastfeeding jokes. We need to stop with the sexualization of feeding babies, even in jest. It’s sick.
It's comedy. You know, as in not to be taken seriously. Nobody needs to stop telling jokes because certain people don't like them. Get over yourself and just enjoy the next joke.
nice
Bingo
😂😂😂😂
Lmao
🧑🍳😗🤌
Surprised to see you know the truth about flat earth, i didnt think you reached the highest level of red pill yet. Congrats.
You can fly direct in the Southern Hemisphere.
I love the ❤ COVID vaccine. I get a booster every month just to be on the safe side.
I get two a day. One in the morning before I brush my teeth and one right before bed. Then I have Dr. Fauci read me a bedtime fairytale about a land far far away where the vaccines have no side effects.