its sad that at this point the what culture heavyweight championship feud seems more prestigious and entertaining than the wwe world heavyweight championship feud
+Johnathan Korkie actually i meant that jack looks so young and small he might not be eligible for the cruiserweight title let alone the heavyweight title.
This was a great heel promo... the irony, sarcasm, and you managed to put yourself over and at the same time showing the virtues and strenghts of Jack The Jobber, which include being good at rapping, being really really young, his positiveness even in defeat, his great hair, his cult following and his abilitty to job to the older guys without looking weak. I see a potential white meat babyface in Jack the Jobber, lets change his name to Jack the Cenar, and a potential slimy, sneaky, cheating, opportunistic heel in Adam Blampied, lets change his name to Adam Blampiedge. I think we've got a potential WhatCulture Mania 33 main event here....
Top ten reasons Adam Blampied is better than Jack The Jobber: #1 - #9: Adam's amazing and very nice white teeth. #10: The "ding" that always follows Adam's smiles, where he again shows off his amazing and very nice white teeth.
***** Psst! R-Truth! You gotta help me, I had a gun to my head while I wrote that, I actually think Adam suc- "What's that, boy?" Oh, hey, Adam! Good old' Adam! Yeah... Adam! The great Adam! Y'know, we hate Jack right? Heh... heh... help me...
***** *looks to either side before running* OK, I'M ON IT! I'M RUNNING RIGHT NOW- *bumps into King Ross* Uhh... *looks at R-Truth fighting Adam Blampied* R-TRUTH! HELP ME!! ... TO BE CONTINUED... IN THE NEXT COMMENT PROBABLY
***** *Adam pins R-Truth* 1! 2!... I'M BREAKING THE PI- *takes superkick from Adam, falls down, and lands in the Liontamer* TRUTH! SOMEONE BETTER HALP ME WIN THIS BATTLE ROYAL... I MEAN EXTREME RULES MATCH!
***** WE'RE BOTH ON THE TOP OF THE LADDER, REACHING FOR THE WHATCULTURE CHAMPIONSSHIP, I CAN ALMOST REAC- *gets punched by King Ross* OH NO YOU DON'T!! *FRIDGE DOOR PALOOZA SPECIAL* Ross: "NOOOOOOO!!!" I did it! HE FELL DOWN! NOW I CAN GRAB TH- *MUSIC HITS* Wait, who is- OH MY GOD, TRUTH, ADAM PACITTI HAS RETURNED!! I AM AS SHOCKED AS I WOULD EVER BE- *gets low blowed from Blampied and falls down the ladder* NOOOOOOOOO!!! TRUTH, PACITTI HAS TURNED ON US!!
No how about top ten reasons Kenny is better. That way we could have the shortest and funniest video in WhatCulture history. As the video would start and Adam would say Kenny isn't better then me fuck Kenny!
Wow! Jack really is young. I started watching wrestling when I was 6 and John Cena wore orange which is still my favourite and the anonymous general manager was around which also actually got me into wrestling.
It'd be pretty cool to see a jobber actually become the biggest champion like in WhatCulture. It'd be like seeing Tyler Breeze beat Roman Reigns for the WWE Championship.
+TheAmbitiousFish but Sami Zayn isn't a jobber so it wouldn't be as surprising and his gimmick isn't bad at all in fact Triple H himself was the one that helped him create it at NXT (not the creative team)
So next time you guys do a live stream, think you could do a compilation video like you used to for people who don't want to watch 3 FUCKING hours of you guys talking
Fans of both of you and the channel but I do love how Jack puts his sarcasm across on the top10 videos. I love sarcasm so much and he's great at altering the tone of his voice accordingly :)
All I took from this video is that jack's young, has a fit mum, and Adam is amazing.
Exactly..!
And jack has mad bars
+DBeiki "Has a fit mum" so, his mom's hot?
+cerberus144 that's how we say someone's hot in UK
That is all we need
"whiter than a bukkake orgy in a toothpaste factory" That is literary brilliance
+Jeremiah Baugh snowman bukkake orgy*
That and Sam saying that he wasn't animating it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
that has to be one of the most ludicrous things i've ever heard
What's a bukkake orgy?
Distance shooter Where a bunch of guys maybe 10- 20 or more wank and splooge on somebody's face.
if the whatculture office has a kitchen, they should attach a note on their salt shaker saying "Adam Blampied"
Pass the Adam.
+Cirno Imouto BOO!
because he makes things taste better?
Macie Whiskey no bc he's so salty
10 Things WhatCulture wants you to forget about Adam.
+A LeRoux W
+A LeRoux Adam Blampied or Adam Benoit (I meant Pacitti)
Merc with a mouth
Oh crap Deadpool found me I gotta hide.
I guess they can do it nowadays
#1-10 he exists
"Jack is whiter than a snowman bukakke orgy in a toothpaste factory" I laughed blood
Gotta love Adam and his keen use of loopholes
This is gold.
Aye! A wild ckn appeared!
So I see we meet once again. And how about that Annihilator discography
How WhatCulture should book Adam's redemption
Major L
fuck your stupid L's its a dumb thing to say shut up
***** your life is a loss you idiot use the whole word ...loss not L
Jhay Omandam your just stupid man
+Jhay Omandam see to stupid to even make up a come back you idiot
The one about the cena wristbands was hilarious
11) He can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
what lol
+Boonslayer ?
0
Man, the good ol' days.
You forgot the fact that Jack is the WhatCulture Heavyweight Champion and you're not.
Piss of m8 look at ur name
*Ultra Featherweight
Soooo, Jack is the real life Butters Stotch, right? xD
Exactly.
"the mouth of a really thirsty vaccum cleaner". lmao...that part killed me..
Michelin man at a pride rally. I just lost it 😂😂😂😂😂
its sad that at this point the what culture heavyweight championship feud seems more prestigious and entertaining than the wwe world heavyweight championship feud
yeah...
oml I'm sad now because it's the truth. Gosh is it the truth....😔😔😔😩😩😩
number 11 he is the current what culture heavyweight champion of the world
"heavyweight"
+dok7747 007 name of the title
+Johnathan Korkie actually i meant that jack looks so young and small he might not be eligible for the cruiserweight title let alone the heavyweight title.
+dok7747 007 your write
number 12......Jack never had to change his name to plumpy
This is like listening to Bolton talking about Loyalty in Westeros
This was a great heel promo... the irony, sarcasm, and you managed to put yourself over and at the same time showing the virtues and strenghts of Jack The Jobber, which include being good at rapping, being really really young, his positiveness even in defeat, his great hair, his cult following and his abilitty to job to the older guys without looking weak. I see a potential white meat babyface in Jack the Jobber, lets change his name to Jack the Cenar, and a potential slimy, sneaky, cheating, opportunistic heel in Adam Blampied, lets change his name to Adam Blampiedge. I think we've got a potential WhatCulture Mania 33 main event here....
Alex Shakur let's do it
Next 10 - reasons why Adam Pacitti is better than Adam Blampied!
Dexter Morgan he's appeared on Rick and Morty more times than Blampied.
Dexter Morgan like how you edited it after the WWE mitb predictions...
I'm not a bad guy,
I'm not a good guy,
I did it for the Rock
Follow the Shucky Ducky bottom line, cuz let me tell you something brother.
2:25 Hahaha!!!
i love your videos
I miss Adam hope he's doing well
He's back at partsfunknown
Back when whatculture use to be awesome
"Jack is their baby lord" LMAO....
Adam lost, AND STILL WINS!!!
jedidethfreak what loss adam wins everything forever
I miss this guy so much
PUSH KING ROSS !
Adam and Ross actually hate each other so they should have a Whatculture feud that would push Ross to the top-card
+mohanad ghazi Yeah heel Adam vs face King is where it's at.
+FromTheInternets It would be awesome if BX vs The Loyal Subjects match happend
Fuck King Ross
I guess they did
3:41
I have that really weird feeling that this is actually true...
+JFKM i also got that feeling xDD but i'm high so.... theres that....
When we're young, we like more things to be fair. I got back into wrestling after 7 years of nostalgia and denial during the Authority storyline
Jack The Jobber will one day be released from WhatCulture
Like Barrett
The Phenomenal King funny you say that
The Phenomenal King wow u rite
Top ten reasons Adam Blampied is better than Jack The Jobber:
#1 - #9: Adam's amazing and very nice white teeth.
#10: The "ding" that always follows Adam's smiles, where he again shows off his amazing and very nice white teeth.
*****
Psst! R-Truth! You gotta help me, I had a gun to my head while I wrote that, I actually think Adam suc-
"What's that, boy?"
Oh, hey, Adam! Good old' Adam! Yeah... Adam! The great Adam! Y'know, we hate Jack right? Heh... heh... help me...
*****
*looks to either side before running*
OK, I'M ON IT! I'M RUNNING RIGHT NOW-
*bumps into King Ross*
Uhh...
*looks at R-Truth fighting Adam Blampied*
R-TRUTH! HELP ME!!
...
TO BE CONTINUED... IN THE NEXT COMMENT PROBABLY
*****
*reaches for R-Truth*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Blampied: "Long live the king..."
FAAATHEEEEER!!
*****
*Adam pins R-Truth*
1! 2!...
I'M BREAKING THE PI-
*takes superkick from Adam, falls down, and lands in the Liontamer*
TRUTH! SOMEONE BETTER HALP ME WIN THIS BATTLE ROYAL... I MEAN EXTREME RULES MATCH!
*****
WE'RE BOTH ON THE TOP OF THE LADDER, REACHING FOR THE WHATCULTURE CHAMPIONSSHIP, I CAN ALMOST REAC-
*gets punched by King Ross*
OH NO YOU DON'T!!
*FRIDGE DOOR PALOOZA SPECIAL*
Ross: "NOOOOOOO!!!"
I did it! HE FELL DOWN! NOW I CAN GRAB TH-
*MUSIC HITS*
Wait, who is- OH MY GOD, TRUTH, ADAM PACITTI HAS RETURNED!! I AM AS SHOCKED AS I WOULD EVER BE-
*gets low blowed from Blampied and falls down the ladder*
NOOOOOOOOO!!! TRUTH, PACITTI HAS TURNED ON US!!
The main reason Jack is better is that he is a heterosexual. Embrace your homosexuality Adam and we will like you.
lmao
+Gato Mercado This comment
+Gato Mercado im actually really confused is adam gay?
MrBill0327
Of course, don't you watch his videos?
+MrBill0327 Nah, hes not gay, that's the reason he's bad at fifa remember?
2019 anyone?
Jack the Jobber will NEVER be better than Adam! And you can't teach that!!
Next do '10 Reasons Why Adam Pacitti Is Better Than Adam Blampied' :)
Blampied would get halfway through the video and then pass out because his ego wouldn't allow him to continue......
No how about top ten reasons Kenny is better. That way we could have the shortest and funniest video in WhatCulture history. As the video would start and Adam would say Kenny isn't better then me fuck Kenny!
SoSavvyMcFly that'd be -10 reasons
it's gonna happen
I thought I was going to hate this but Adam made me love it
Are you guys gonna release an edited version of the payback live stream like you did with the other PPVs?
"I'm not animating that" that part killed me XD
Now do one for King Ross!
ALL HAIL HIS MAJESTY, KING ROSS!
"This is the greatest backhanded compliment in the history of our sport." - Tony Schiavone
There's more salt in this video than the entire Dead Sea
Adam has managed to take this punishment, and use it to absolutely ruin Jack. Well played.
"Dont tell us about it in the comments" lmao
Jack is so young he wasn't actually even born yet
We want Simon! *clap clap clap clap clap* We want Simon! *clap clap clap clap clap* We want Simon! *clap clap clap clap clap*
#FuckSimon
Mr. Chipmunk Simon is the Cesaro if Whatculture!
+Napalm Blaziken Ryback
Axtrix Blade Ryback and Cesaro's love child.
+Napalm Blaziken No, he's the ryback of whatculture.
Please don't ever delete this video PLEASE!!!
Yep, an Argentinian guy fan Of WhatCulture. What's Up? Loved Adam talking in spanish!
Wow! Jack really is young. I started watching wrestling when I was 6 and John Cena wore orange which is still my favourite and the anonymous general manager was around which also actually got me into wrestling.
Fact 11. Jack makes Roman look strong
The salt is strong with this one.
Adam is such a great heel
11. He's the Whatculture Heavyweight Champion.
12. Adam will never be WhatCulture Champion ever again
Yeah I kinda wanna work on Whatculture, where can I send my resume.
P.S. NOT KIDDING.
u got the job m8?
That's a suicide note tbh
This is all so fantastically backhanded
It'd be pretty cool to see a jobber actually become the biggest champion like in WhatCulture. It'd be like seeing Tyler Breeze beat Roman Reigns for the WWE Championship.
+Alexis Garcia Except Breeze is terrible. Not at wrestling, his gimmick is shite.
Replace him with Sami Zayn.
+TheAmbitiousFish but Sami Zayn isn't a jobber so it wouldn't be as surprising and his gimmick isn't bad at all in fact Triple H himself was the one that helped him create it at NXT (not the creative team)
Still holds up
Adam is really one of the polarizing figures he is the john cena of whatculture
I agree with that
" Apparently, his evening routine after dinner: potato faces and peas." Brilliant.
this was burn perfection. Adam B for champ. holy hell.
Make Jack look strong DAMNIT!
Everyone knows the whatculture's magnum opus is King Ross.
Where my notification squad at? whoop whoop.
+Victor Menjivar (Destinyspire) Somebody's a Wicked J fan. Whoop Whoop!
Notification Squadddd!!
+Victor Menjivar (Destinyspire) Notification Squaaaddd!
+Dank meme Harris bridge*
+Dank meme Harris double corrections lol he's gonna be pissed
Man i miss whatculture
I knew Adam would do something like that but wasn't expecting THAT much saltyness. More of these please. I approve.
A snowman bukkake at a toothpaste factory? hahahahahaha
I think Jack is a pretty cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything.
This guy should be a part of WWE Creative
jack will probably live longer than me i started dying
How WWE Should Have Booked The Reunite Of DX 06-10
I DIED LAUGHING AT THE TITLE ALREADY, AND THE VIDEO HASNT EVEN STARTED!!!
The banter is so fierce, Beyonce backed the fuck up.
This back fired on jack
How Whatculture Wrestling Should Have Booked Jake The Jobber
Jack
+Elvir Aljic #1 Make sure people know the dude's name.
How WWE should have booked Damien Sandow's Money in the Bank cash-in/World Heavyweight Championship title reign since he got released today
So next time you guys do a live stream, think you could do a compilation video like you used to for people who don't want to watch 3 FUCKING hours of you guys talking
This!!!
awsome idea!!
Why do that when they can make shit videos of storylines and 30 second calendar videos
This is how I compliment my friends.
Wow Adam said first time "if we miss any out so,don't tell us down in the comments" and like share,probably not this one
When Adam said a Olympic Gold Medalist, I thought that Kurt Angle was going to pop up on the screen until pop up powerbomb by Kevin Owens
2:11 does anyone have video footage of jacks mom
for scientific purposes
+robux_magnet e
I would also like this research.
asking for a friend
This video has just made me love adam more than i ever have
So Jack has a Tumblr even tho he made fun of Ryback for having one in this week's Fast Count, but that's none of my business🐸☕️
Because he things ryback wants to steal follower from him so THE BIG GUY can take his plans and rule the world. Simple
The Anonymous RAW GM angle was what made Jack a fan. I can't
THIS IS NOT A PUNISHMENT! DO ANOTHER ONE!
Yes It is
I've been waiting for this all week!!
Soooooo when are we gonna see Jacks mom?
2:04 - 2:05: Michelin Man at a pride march. That was genuinely funny.
This is the funniest thing ever
Fans of both of you and the channel but I do love how Jack puts his sarcasm across on the top10 videos. I love sarcasm so much and he's great at altering the tone of his voice accordingly :)
I wonder why WWE doesn't have UK TV division on BBC or something. They need more places for talent on TV. NXT is getting overcrowded.
why do I imagine adam acting incredibly sarcastic while saying every line
New title- "Salt: the video."
about freaking time
So....where can I find a picture of Jack's mom? Asking for a friend...
I'm the friend...
Sandow, Marella, Hornswoggle, El Torito, Zeb Colter, Alex Riley, Barrett and Cameron have all been released.
0:39 you sure love kissing ladies on the mouth
Ooooh you're hard
Wow I forgot what a good WhatCulture video looked like until I watched this.
i just love your insults man your hilarious
this is up there with WhatCulture fan fiction as one my favorite videos on UA-cam!
The good old days 😭😭😭
The snowman bukkake simile killed me 😂😂