Slip and fall scam at a grocery store | What Would You Do? | WWYD

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  • @moe5965
    @moe5965 5 років тому +5473

    “I don’t want my prices to go up” had me dying haha

    • @krettop
      @krettop 5 років тому +236

      I was dying at what she said right after that she thought he was peeing

    • @moe5965
      @moe5965 5 років тому +52

      nova_da_goat hooman-your a fricken wizard dude she seems cool, I want to be friends with her lmfao

    • @notwen9779
      @notwen9779 5 років тому +3

      Moe youre hot, do you have an IG

    • @mr.checkyourself4672
      @mr.checkyourself4672 5 років тому +3

      I felt that to 😔

    • @irynaa1253
      @irynaa1253 5 років тому +1

      Moe periodt😂😂😂

  • @briharrigan1380
    @briharrigan1380 5 років тому +4821

    4:27
    “you poured the water on the floor, I thought you were peeing actually”
    😂💀

    • @aoifekennedy9004
      @aoifekennedy9004 5 років тому +93

      Briseis Harrigan I was looking through the comments to see if someone has said that and if they didn’t I was going to say that I found that very funny

    • @briharrigan1380
      @briharrigan1380 5 років тому +9

      Arianagrande Fan2014 thank you 😊

    • @trevisanfamily5082
      @trevisanfamily5082 5 років тому +14

      I was waiting for this comment haha

    • @1002amandaa
      @1002amandaa 5 років тому +7

      Arianagrande Fan2014 so was i 😂😂

    • @_jlynn08_
      @_jlynn08_ 5 років тому +6

      That was my favorite part XD

  • @DanielLopez-jn9cf
    @DanielLopez-jn9cf 5 років тому +5185

    I can’t imagine how much his back hurt after doing that

    • @O_Ciel_Phant0mhive
      @O_Ciel_Phant0mhive 5 років тому +318

      welp he's a stunt man so he has safe methods

    • @gabriellamooney4399
      @gabriellamooney4399 5 років тому +193

      tiffany quiroz is there a safe way to fall? If so I would like to know for safe precautions

    • @Sharmz1
      @Sharmz1 5 років тому +96

      He has a cushion in his clothes

    • @kokonutfruitgaming9109
      @kokonutfruitgaming9109 5 років тому +132

      I feel like you only get hurt when you accidentally fall, and not when you fall on purpose. Idk how that works, but it just does.

    • @Xainorsum
      @Xainorsum 4 роки тому +24

      Daniel Lopez he’s fine bc he’s a stunt actor so he knows how to do it and not get hurt

  • @flywithhan
    @flywithhan 4 роки тому +2375

    The two old men that kinda looked alike going "he saw you!" "he saw you" reminded me of the spiderman pointing meme

    • @potatoisland3147
      @potatoisland3147 4 роки тому +29

      LMFAO WTH

    • @krueger5804
      @krueger5804 4 роки тому +29

      I thought that was kinda fucked up cuz he got the other guy involved and he probably did not wanna be apart of it

    • @NotPalliot
      @NotPalliot 4 роки тому +5

      Lol same

    • @_.Mimzie._
      @_.Mimzie._ 4 роки тому +7

      LMFAO SAME!😂😂😂

    • @WPRO78
      @WPRO78 4 роки тому +5

      Bruh when i read the comment i just was on that part

  • @melaniemelanie9058
    @melaniemelanie9058 5 років тому +2159

    "I don't want my prices to go up" yeah right 😂😂

    • @BAP_ashlynn
      @BAP_ashlynn 5 років тому +2

      Melanie Blah blah cop to the p

    • @abuhabib9
      @abuhabib9 5 років тому +2

      Melanie Blah blah what did she mean by that? Like I don’t really understand because I don’t live in US

    • @NoName-py5xs
      @NoName-py5xs 3 роки тому +11

      @@abuhabib9 only 2 years later but its smthg :D can happen everywhere, if the company gets sued and loses large ammount of money, they might try to raise their prices for a bit, to cover part of the losses, and get back on their feet quicker

    • @jamiehershon
      @jamiehershon 3 роки тому +1

      ????????????? this does happen.

    • @lovelyally9418
      @lovelyally9418 2 роки тому

      @@abuhabib9 im 3 years late, but im assuming if the man sues the store the store will have to raise prices to make more money. Idk exactly how sueing works but i think it could be to make enough to pay him or to make more money after losing so much.

  • @Qanos
    @Qanos 5 років тому +3978

    someone: *drops phone
    me: here you go
    John: helLo tHis iS whAt woUld yoU dO

    • @BigFrizzGaming
      @BigFrizzGaming 5 років тому +215

      Well, what can I say? It was the right thing to do.

    • @Hisbonita
      @Hisbonita 5 років тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @strxberrygacha4437
      @strxberrygacha4437 5 років тому +24

      So true.. this show was a lot better a few years ago 🙄 🙄 🙄 he would almost let people get in fist fights

    • @maryanmohamed8654
      @maryanmohamed8654 5 років тому +4

      STAY at ONCE on AHGASEs wHaT mAdE yOu sAy tHaT

    • @butterfly1245
      @butterfly1245 5 років тому +4

      @@strxberrygacha4437 lol

  • @test-jt5el
    @test-jt5el 4 роки тому +5679

    *Moral of the strory:* Always do the right thing no matter what because John Quinones might be just around the corner

  • @perfectionthree6880
    @perfectionthree6880 4 роки тому +3813

    imagine if they didn't clean it up and a person actually fell on it then the wwyd squad got sued lmao

  • @thomascooke109
    @thomascooke109 5 років тому +11589

    Someone: sneezes
    Me: Bless you
    JOHN APPEARS
    John: what made you do that?
    Me:

    • @kiwi6587
      @kiwi6587 5 років тому +253

      I just sneezed twice before seeing this xD

    • @juicyboxes.
      @juicyboxes. 5 років тому +92

      @@kiwi6587 cool username

    • @evidence7338
      @evidence7338 5 років тому +29

      Lollllllll

    • @cianandsamara
      @cianandsamara 5 років тому +38

      U did it cuz u are nice😁🤣

    • @Messi-kw1dg
      @Messi-kw1dg 5 років тому +12

      Boyyyyy ive seen this before

  • @misterchronicles5544
    @misterchronicles5544 5 років тому +3412

    "No im not gonna mind my own business,I shop here all the time I WOULDNT WANT THE PRICES TO GO UP😂😂

    • @wshelby83
      @wshelby83 5 років тому +96

      That was funny!!

    • @TheSamuraiforever
      @TheSamuraiforever 5 років тому +30

      Is that really what happens?

    • @misterchronicles5544
      @misterchronicles5544 5 років тому +9

      @@wshelby83 hm only a level of a dad joke Lmao

    • @plasmaismehname1834
      @plasmaismehname1834 5 років тому +29

      TheSamuraiforever no that’s not how it works. She’s dumb for saying that. If the prices went up then people would shop somewhere else

    • @wonreiii
      @wonreiii 5 років тому +3

      Plasma Is meh name yeah she didn’t think

  • @karina-vz9zz
    @karina-vz9zz 5 років тому +698

    falling 20 times... a dedicated actor lol

  • @kadyn-21
    @kadyn-21 4 роки тому +254

    “Call the cops, he put water on the floor!” out of context, that’s hilarious 😂

  • @tarunjohal9215
    @tarunjohal9215 5 років тому +2046

    Old ladies on wwyd:"NO I'M NOT GONNA MIND MY OWN BUSINESS!"

  • @Cynder757
    @Cynder757 5 років тому +532

    "He poured water on the floor.
    *_Arrest him_* "

    • @antoniot7383
      @antoniot7383 5 років тому +5

      😂🤣

    • @pinkheart315
      @pinkheart315 5 років тому +11

      That's what I thought like what's the cop gonna do?🤷‍♀️

    • @yhine3ik
      @yhine3ik 5 років тому +3

      We all sometimes accidentally spill something, why arrest people for that? Accidents hapen. IK he did it on purpose (i dunno why) but if someone accidentally spilled their own water, why not help them?

    • @JT-tf2mp
      @JT-tf2mp 5 років тому +6

      Lmfao like what if he accidentally poured it and fell on it 😂 they shoulda asked if he’s ok first like a normal human being but instead they assume he’s scamming or something 🤷‍♂️

    • @sssophie9292
      @sssophie9292 5 років тому +3

      But it's the attempt at insurance fraud he'd maybe get arrested for
      If he did it on purpose and tried to pretend it was the shop's fault

  • @foe717
    @foe717 5 років тому +498

    “I don’t want my prices to go up” lmaoo 😭💀

    • @sierraj7480
      @sierraj7480 5 років тому +11

      moral of the story, the corporations dont even pay for negligence. we have to anyway

    • @hoofy111
      @hoofy111 5 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @heydhanzee6452
      @heydhanzee6452 5 років тому +1

      Such a gold comment from her 😂

    • @mmdmmj1
      @mmdmmj1 5 років тому

      😂😂😂 that part had me rollin

  • @FurryDanOriginal
    @FurryDanOriginal 4 роки тому +652

    "He's gotta get better at acting"
    *Erik will remember that*

  • @_vbz.06
    @_vbz.06 5 років тому +1000

    Spills water on the floor and slips
    CALL THE COPS

    • @dimitrisdermatakis4638
      @dimitrisdermatakis4638 5 років тому +80

      ActiveVabz YT they say to call the cops cuz it's insurance fraud

    • @taichiperfect
      @taichiperfect 5 років тому +16

      The person might retaliate. Better to be safe, plus his action is illegal.

    • @tyrozone5
      @tyrozone5 5 років тому +1

      I no right

    • @OldHoboManYouTube
      @OldHoboManYouTube 5 років тому +1

      @@tyrozone5 know*

    • @Synnystershy
      @Synnystershy 5 років тому +19

      This isn't GTA V. Can't call the cops for silly things.

  • @criminalreapers8867
    @criminalreapers8867 5 років тому +1027

    Someone drops paper clip
    Me: here you go
    HeLlO tHiS iS wHaT wOuLd YoU dO

  • @ayyazmahmood2197
    @ayyazmahmood2197 5 років тому +321

    I wanted to see someone join in and fake fall too lol 😂😂😂
    Tag team scammers 🤣

    • @Rispta7th
      @Rispta7th 5 років тому +8

      @@siicklyy how old are u??? to not understand that

    • @MH-ox2zw
      @MH-ox2zw 5 років тому +4

      @@siicklyy stfu pussy ass kid

    • @CrazyAsianDude
      @CrazyAsianDude 5 років тому +2

      @@siicklyy But I don't want to stop, *it felt amazing*

    • @dominickslife6164
      @dominickslife6164 5 років тому +1

      Ayyaz Mahmood same 🤣🤣

    • @clarissakagoro7401
      @clarissakagoro7401 5 років тому

      Sameeeee

  • @wlwskye
    @wlwskye 4 роки тому +463

    "I thought you were peeing actually" 😂

  • @KakkoiSan
    @KakkoiSan 5 років тому +782

    He should've offered 90% of the total compensation, then we might see some different reactions 😂

    • @thygreatmark
      @thygreatmark 5 років тому +6

      that would have been stupid

    • @rimachaa5704
      @rimachaa5704 5 років тому +23

      He only offered up to 500 and she told the women he even offered her thousand dollars

    • @jumpscare1530
      @jumpscare1530 5 років тому +28

      Who would believe that he'd be willing to give them 90% though? All that effort of falling down just to give away 90%?

    • @liamv4153
      @liamv4153 5 років тому

      A girl has no name effort?

  • @Yasmin-ur9ix
    @Yasmin-ur9ix 5 років тому +1393

    So we’re just gonna ignore the audio of the very last part? Especially 6:39 geez

    • @jackfitzm
      @jackfitzm 5 років тому +118

      was looking for this 😬

    • @pigeonpopjrmdcccxlix4674
      @pigeonpopjrmdcccxlix4674 5 років тому +26

      @@jackfitzm I as well

    • @aniyaangieadams2172
      @aniyaangieadams2172 5 років тому +143

      I thought my phone was acting up since I spilled soda on it a hour ago

    • @NadjaDelyona
      @NadjaDelyona 5 років тому +47

      Idkw but I laughed my ass off with ur comment and that part thanks hahaha

    • @kingnormalxbox
      @kingnormalxbox 5 років тому +11

      @@jackfitzm I as well

  • @savannahbenoist9949
    @savannahbenoist9949 5 років тому +308

    *genuinely does the right thing*
    “No I shop here all the time! I don’t want my prices to go up!”
    YALL I AM WHEEZING

    • @TheSatan222
      @TheSatan222 4 роки тому +7

      She was sizing him up too, said I'm older and a little taller I could hold my own.

    • @waterpanda0860
      @waterpanda0860 4 роки тому +1

      I know!!😂

    • @waterpanda0860
      @waterpanda0860 4 роки тому +3

      Also " I thought you were peeing actually"😂

  • @kayl.2877
    @kayl.2877 4 роки тому +122

    “i thought u were peeing actually” 😂😂😂

  • @sarmenpm1304
    @sarmenpm1304 5 років тому +411

    John : helping an elderly cross the street
    John's conscience : what made you do that John?!
    John : 🤦‍♂️

    • @CurbView
      @CurbView 5 років тому +6

      I swear 😂😂

    • @v-i-phoe4855
      @v-i-phoe4855 5 років тому +1

      🤣🤣

    • @thomascooke109
      @thomascooke109 5 років тому

      Confronts other people for stealing his joke.....

  • @adamdennison8967
    @adamdennison8967 5 років тому +667

    You should do unattended bag at the airport and maybe somebody comes and looks in it and takes it

    • @MichaelJ44
      @MichaelJ44 5 років тому +31

      What would happen if the Nazis took over This show again?

    • @adamdennison8967
      @adamdennison8967 5 років тому +31

      @@MichaelJ44 they usually tell the cops and people before they do it, If they didn't the cops would have probably stopped this show by now

    • @MichaelJ44
      @MichaelJ44 5 років тому +7

      I’m not prepared to respond to your second comment, therefore I have decided to expel myself from this conversation. I have done this as I feel very uncomfortable and I shouldn’t feel challenged on a social media platform were I decide to remain anonymous for not only my safety, but for the many who surround and are around me. That will be all, thank you.

    • @sheisveryfamous
      @sheisveryfamous 5 років тому +10

      Michael Wilson John Quiñones is above the law. And what will you do (about it) 😝

    • @bettiecrosby8042
      @bettiecrosby8042 5 років тому +16

      @@sheisveryfamous lol *when parents use UA-cam*

  • @mlct08
    @mlct08 5 років тому +483

    Poor guy. Must have broken his back after so many falls hahaha he will sue WWYD instead

    • @thefountainpendesk
      @thefountainpendesk 5 років тому +7

      Marco Liyao Chen he was paid to fall tho

    • @Dre-np9yk
      @Dre-np9yk 5 років тому +13

      The Fountain Pen Desk r/Woosh

    • @pixelformation7552
      @pixelformation7552 5 років тому +7

      @@Dre-np9yk it's r/woooosh and r/ihavereddit

    • @Izzyyy223
      @Izzyyy223 4 роки тому +2

      Game Blitz r/nobodyasked lmao 😂

    • @lizard_man4379
      @lizard_man4379 4 роки тому +6

      @@Izzyyy223 it's a public comment section you don't need to be asked

  • @jbomb96_62
    @jbomb96_62 5 років тому +815

    When the lady at the end lied about him offering a thousand dollars.

    • @julianv279
      @julianv279 5 років тому +84

      She was trying to seem a better person than she already is.

    • @IDyce88
      @IDyce88 4 роки тому +115

      @@julianv279 she was just exagerating is all...no big deal

    • @chaeriplease
      @chaeriplease 4 роки тому +33

      Lol no... he did tell her name your price

    • @Omletio
      @Omletio 4 роки тому +24

      Jeca Babalj omg horrible lady, said a little higher than the guy said

    • @BooyaJoe
      @BooyaJoe 4 роки тому +62

      It was probably edited out.

  • @spiderdan2149
    @spiderdan2149 5 років тому +2444

    Cashier: That will be 5 dollar
    Me: * pays *
    John: * intensely running to me from a distance *
    John: *HELLO IM JOH-*
    Me: Ah sht here we go again

  • @thefeels4332
    @thefeels4332 5 років тому +660

    *holds the door for the person behind me*
    John: This is John Quinones from WWYD and what made you do that?
    Me: 😳

    • @lilemma2
      @lilemma2 5 років тому +8

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏😂😂😂😂

    • @wan3518
      @wan3518 5 років тому +14

      *sits down on the toilet with the lid down*
      JOHN: Why'd you put the lid down and what made you do that?

    • @ymiret
      @ymiret 5 років тому +1

      XD

    • @thomascooke109
      @thomascooke109 5 років тому

      “original”

    • @pugassassin5591
      @pugassassin5591 5 років тому

      @Unicorn Studio u sound drunk

  • @expiredfrenchbagel9857
    @expiredfrenchbagel9857 5 років тому +1534

    Me: gives plants carbon dioxide by breathing
    John: this is what would you’d do and this tulip was our actor

    • @spaghettos9545
      @spaghettos9545 5 років тому +34

      Expired French Bagel this has me dead

    • @brookea4177
      @brookea4177 5 років тому +3

      i laughed hella at this

    • @Official.kimoraaa
      @Official.kimoraaa 5 років тому +1

      OMFG BEST COMMENT BRO💀🤣🤣🤣😭🤣

    • @alanwiggins47
      @alanwiggins47 5 років тому +4

      I have seen a million of these on my wwyd binge, I think you just won.

    • @sad-pt7xd
      @sad-pt7xd 5 років тому +1

      I prefer the term CO2

  • @woodrowwoody4463
    @woodrowwoody4463 5 років тому +2112

    $100: Nope, I saw the bottle.
    $500: Nope, I saw the bottle.
    $1,000: What bottle? Floor was wet I almost fell myself.

    • @coldheart5791
      @coldheart5791 4 роки тому +48

      yep me too lol

    • @hittingtax2670
      @hittingtax2670 4 роки тому +54

      that's called accepting bribes.

    • @generictoasterstroodle1080
      @generictoasterstroodle1080 4 роки тому +172

      BriansRadioReviews Wow, thanks Einstein.

    • @momo-ly6ok
      @momo-ly6ok 4 роки тому +81

      @@hittingtax2670 no shit

    • @DavidJones-si8ig
      @DavidJones-si8ig 4 роки тому +63

      This just shows you how the truth starts to get twisted after its spoken, and then passes from one person to another while telling the story. The last woman added $1000 bribe while saying what happened, meanwhile he never said that. After $500, he said "Well how much?!" We did this experiment in a Psychology Class in College, and by the time the story was whispered in the ear of each student and it got to the last person, it had almost completely changed, with a little bit of the truth left in it.

  • @agneshsawant8055
    @agneshsawant8055 5 років тому +565

    People nowadays, let's go help that man, who knows may be we on TV?? 😂😂😂😅

    • @akmalfahrezzy3072
      @akmalfahrezzy3072 5 років тому +38

      for me, doing a good thing eventhough it's for a publicity or attention is better than doing nothing

    • @HelenaM7
      @HelenaM7 5 років тому +5

      Right I had someone tell me that before and I'm thinking like, YoU MeAn YoU dIdN't HeLp Me CaUsE It's ThE rIgHt ThInG tO Doooo?!!! Nope, they thought maybe John Q might pop out somewhere.. Sad 🤔😔😭

    • @D1sc0rd-
      @D1sc0rd- 5 років тому +11

      If anything really weird or crazy happens to me while im in public, I’m immediately going to assume I’m being recorded

    • @Drogas3653
      @Drogas3653 5 років тому

      Tomboy Doll okay but at least they helped u, shut yo ass up

  • @appellationsobriquet6205
    @appellationsobriquet6205 5 років тому +496

    Me: Breathes
    John Quinones: HeLlO tHiS iS wHaT wOuLd YoU dO

  • @realhairstyler143
    @realhairstyler143 5 років тому +253

    Friend: *Falls over*
    Me: *Helps up*
    John: hElLo tHiS iS wHat w0ULd u dU! *shakes hand* 👁👄👁

  • @inertia_oudrey7006
    @inertia_oudrey7006 4 роки тому +353

    Americans: "Call the cops, he poured water on the floor"
    Me: (confused African)
    "People go to jail for that?"

    • @bobbymccauley8643
      @bobbymccauley8643 4 роки тому +75

      If this was a real scenario, he would be trying to sue the store for having water on the floor because he slipped. It’s illegal to scam places for money by setting up a fake dangerous scenario. In America, if there actually was water on the floor and he slipped, he could get money to cover medical damages and more in a lawsuit.

    • @mariyamamman3258
      @mariyamamman3258 4 роки тому +45

      @@bobbymccauley8643 At my country in Africa they'll just buy you a coke and food and apologize 🤣🤣
      Edit: But it is illegal to scam people.... You could really have people turn against you in an instant if something like this happened

    • @nancysegura4103
      @nancysegura4103 4 роки тому +13

      *logic has left the chat*

    • @tibnivalle6955
      @tibnivalle6955 4 роки тому +8

      he was trying to scam the store and commit fraud so he would be arrested for that

    • @sabakausar6746
      @sabakausar6746 4 роки тому +14

      In my country, they would not even care😑

  • @MegaAisha11
    @MegaAisha11 5 років тому +113

    "i'm not gonna mind my own business i shop here i don't want the prices to have to go up"
    "i thought you were peeing"
    i can't, i love her

    • @luriv37
      @luriv37 3 роки тому +2

      The prices part really got me 😂

    • @BonnieSypula-ts7oo
      @BonnieSypula-ts7oo 3 роки тому

      I literally started that as reading this

  • @abdullahrana7952
    @abdullahrana7952 5 років тому +302

    Always “what would you do?”. Never “how do you do?” 😪

  • @rachelsolomon9951
    @rachelsolomon9951 5 років тому +33

    I laughed out loud when the woman was like "he needs to get better at acting!" that was an actual burn to the actor though hhaha

  • @witheredfoxyqueen5032
    @witheredfoxyqueen5032 5 років тому +558

    Cashier: would you like to donate money for charity?
    Me: no
    John: hello I’m John why did you say no?
    Me: *the fu-*

    • @spicykennag
      @spicykennag 4 роки тому +23

      Gotcha 😂😂😂

    • @TheeDSmoke
      @TheeDSmoke 4 роки тому +21

      Yoooooo!!! This is mad funny!!! 😂😂😂

    • @AblazeFPS1
      @AblazeFPS1 4 роки тому +14

      I’m broke duh

    • @beep.boopwall
      @beep.boopwall 4 роки тому +5

      either some people are broke or i think it evens gives em taxes but dont take my advice i dont wanna be a bad person aha-

    • @victorpadilla2893
      @victorpadilla2893 3 роки тому

      I can't 😂😂😂

  • @vivianhuang313
    @vivianhuang313 5 років тому +1212

    Actor: *sneezes*
    Man: _bless you_
    *_Hi iM jOhN qUñññOnOs aNd ThiS iS whAt wOUld YoU dO_*

  • @milanimartinezz
    @milanimartinezz 5 років тому +324

    *waiter comes and gives you your drink*
    Me : thank you
    John : what made you say thank you
    Me : lol wth she gave me my drink

    • @mayanabij8814
      @mayanabij8814 5 років тому +5

      Lol

    • @vtz2002
      @vtz2002 5 років тому +11

      " *Because that's the right thing to say* " every what would you do *LMAO*

    • @allenovaaa
      @allenovaaa 5 років тому

      💀💀💀💀💀

    • @monday6728
      @monday6728 5 років тому

      Lol

  • @yungdaddy7550
    @yungdaddy7550 5 років тому +175

    Me:
    Also me: *Breathes air*
    John: HI thIS is wHaT woUlD yoU dO

  • @tameme8563
    @tameme8563 4 роки тому +696

    Woman coughs next to you
    John: What would you do?

  • @dreamerspringswalks
    @dreamerspringswalks 5 років тому +167

    i just love all the puns that John says

    • @ryanm.3393
      @ryanm.3393 5 років тому

      You:easily amused,like a toddler
      Me:stfu

  • @JeremiahWalton
    @JeremiahWalton 5 років тому +124

    He even spilled water on the mic at the very end on Johns outro haha 🤣

  • @ebonyy5248
    @ebonyy5248 5 років тому +132

    *Absolutely no one:*
    John: whY dId yOu dO tHat?

  • @siesaw1
    @siesaw1 4 роки тому +329

    Me: *finds penny on the ground and picks it up*
    *John and Camera Crew come outta nowhere*
    Me: aw sh*t, here we go again

    • @stefaniecoker149
      @stefaniecoker149 4 роки тому +10

      😂😂😂

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bin9682
    @bin9682 5 років тому +431

    me: house gets robbed, i call the cops
    John: HI IM JOHN QUINIOUS AND WHAT MADE YOU DO THAT.

    • @ola8102
      @ola8102 5 років тому +13

      Me:well umm There was a stranger in the house What the hell was i supposed to do -._.-

    • @steven_miles5545
      @steven_miles5545 5 років тому +6

      @@ola8102
      Next time keep a rocket launcher pointed at the door he'll think twice before going inside the house.
      If he is already in the house throw smoke bombs and detonate the breach charges the explosions will send him running for the hills letting him know you are not to be messed with.

    • @steven_miles5545
      @steven_miles5545 5 років тому +3

      @@slimeball4l540
      You could shoot him but that takes the fun out of it.
      It's always more fun when you blow stuff up and I enjoy every opportunity I get to use explosives because they require more thought more integrate thinking and strategic planning.😎👍

    • @slimeball4l540
      @slimeball4l540 5 років тому

      @@steven_miles5545 yeah you're right

    • @steven_miles5545
      @steven_miles5545 5 років тому +1

      @@slimeball4l540
      Also it gives the impression that your a badass who knows what he's doing.

  • @basedblackbeard4456
    @basedblackbeard4456 5 років тому +224

    Me: *Holds door for someone
    *John Q spawns: "this is what would you do, she's an actor. Why did you help?"

    • @adnanyusufay
      @adnanyusufay 5 років тому +3

      You don't know how to spell what the Q stands for?😂😂😂😂

    • @jaz8405
      @jaz8405 5 років тому +13

      Addi Yusuf
      It’s just easier and faster to type Q than his full name.

    • @Perdananana
      @Perdananana 5 років тому

      @@adnanyusufay John Quinoanez?

    • @adnanyusufay
      @adnanyusufay 5 років тому +2

      @@Perdananana I don't know, probably not.😂😂

    • @Qanos
      @Qanos 5 років тому

      lmaoo😂

  • @saalmaa1994
    @saalmaa1994 5 років тому +509

    I thought you were peeing actually 😂

    • @viewer2942
      @viewer2942 5 років тому

      saalmab cracked me up hhaha

    • @ryanpalm6743
      @ryanpalm6743 5 років тому

      Yeah well you're a fucking IDIOT

  • @cutiesos
    @cutiesos 4 роки тому +274

    Man: purposely makes himself fall*
    Me: sees*
    Him: I will give you 1000 bucks...
    Me: don’t worry man I gotchu covered 😉 I won’t tell nobody...
    John: ma’am... this is the show... what would you do...
    Me: *r* *u* *n*

    • @Xighor
      @Xighor 4 роки тому +2

      Not like they're cops and if they was that's entrapment lol

    • @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah
      @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah 4 роки тому +2

      CutieSOSO ...you seem like a terrible person

    • @cutiesos
      @cutiesos 4 роки тому +6

      Doggie Eilish xO iT wAS A JokE ;C

    • @gotomymostpopularvideo3235
      @gotomymostpopularvideo3235 4 роки тому +6

      DoggoMakes Art ITS A JOKE LMAO HES KIDDING

    • @cutiesos
      @cutiesos 4 роки тому

      That One Girl 🙈💵✨💞🧚‍♀️

  • @m3rrys0ngstr3ss
    @m3rrys0ngstr3ss 5 років тому +223

    I don't know if I'd confront the guy directly, but I'd like to think I'd at least get the manager.

    • @avocados-7666
      @avocados-7666 5 років тому +3

      m3rrys0ngstr3ss grass

    • @TheSuperNats
      @TheSuperNats 5 років тому +15

      I would’ve minded my business completely.

    • @Kerttis
      @Kerttis 5 років тому +12

      @Valentino Garcia insurance fraud is a crime though...

    • @krislara9372
      @krislara9372 5 років тому +1

      @Valentino Garcia literally calm the hell down lmao

    • @monopolymoney4066
      @monopolymoney4066 5 років тому +1

      Valentino Garcia Chill the fuck out. It’s a crime get over yourself.

  • @sepiris8374
    @sepiris8374 5 років тому +460

    HE SAID: 💧🏃‍♂️=🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

    • @what827
      @what827 5 років тому +2

      Lmaooo nice one

    • @brosukeee687
      @brosukeee687 5 років тому +1

      He said 💦🏃‍♂️💥🤾🏻‍♂️😫

  • @celinesaydawi6039
    @celinesaydawi6039 5 років тому +1498

    stunt man: falls 20x without actually complaining
    me: *hits my head in the lightest way and cries*
    *edit*
    chilll y’all trippin this was a joke @AK 148 kid rlly think they did something tf u ain’t cute luv 🥳

    • @reelanglers9255
      @reelanglers9255 5 років тому +15

      Celine Saydawi pussy

    • @erintoye4286
      @erintoye4286 5 років тому +32

      I mean yeah.. he’s getting paid to fall, you’re not

    • @scrubboi7151
      @scrubboi7151 5 років тому +41

      @@reelanglers9255 women have pussies, are you sexist

    • @iamevil8582
      @iamevil8582 5 років тому +1

      「SCRUB BOI」 yes I love pussy but am so sexist

    • @biggreenleaf7035
      @biggreenleaf7035 5 років тому +7

      @@iamevil8582 I love it too but I never get it 😭😭

  • @rich4204
    @rich4204 4 роки тому +5

    "i thought you were peeing actually" 🤣🤣
    That's my girl!

  • @theirtorturer3855
    @theirtorturer3855 5 років тому +152

    Pours the water: **does nothing**
    **remembers that the prices will rise**
    old lady: IM NOT MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS

  • @kushal9730
    @kushal9730 5 років тому +154

    Someone: Starts eating without washing his hands.
    Me: Wash your hands before eating.
    *John appears*
    John: What made you do that?
    Me : ........ 🙄🤔

  • @xsposegawd6927
    @xsposegawd6927 5 років тому +271

    Me: buying peanut butter
    John: hell my name is joh...

    • @sunny-yk1dx
      @sunny-yk1dx 5 років тому +1

      Copycat Songs he’s buying peanut butter

    • @ymiret
      @ymiret 5 років тому +1

      @@sunny-yk1dx Humor peas

    • @sunny-yk1dx
      @sunny-yk1dx 5 років тому

      Copycat Songs ok, I was messing with you too?

    • @sunny-yk1dx
      @sunny-yk1dx 5 років тому

      Gacha Cookie Huh

    • @ymiret
      @ymiret 5 років тому

      @@sunny-yk1dx Nvm

  • @amelie2840
    @amelie2840 4 роки тому +99

    me: *flushes toilet*
    john quinones: *can you explain to me why you flushed that toilet?!*

  • @jjstone9017
    @jjstone9017 5 років тому +41

    “I’m still mad at you bro 😡 I hope you’re alright?” 🤔 😂

  • @CMchyy
    @CMchyy 5 років тому +92

    *I don't want my prices to go up*
    *I thought you were peeing, actually*
    *and I was a little taller*
    this woman.. lol.

  • @die7344
    @die7344 5 років тому +406

    "Call the cops he put water on the floor"🤣🤦🏼‍♀️
    2:04

    • @busterschueler7203
      @busterschueler7203 5 років тому +43

      Abbie Briggs Actually this is a arrestable offense, people have sued for a lot of money for slipping and falling

    • @busterschueler7203
      @busterschueler7203 5 років тому +31

      It’s called insurance scams

    • @Dimstarfan
      @Dimstarfan 5 років тому +22

      Abbie Briggs Insurance fraud is serious...

    • @c.951
      @c.951 5 років тому +2

      Jack detty is the answer

    • @yoitsyannah853
      @yoitsyannah853 4 роки тому +1

      your fucking dumb

  • @tipsy_papa_bob1322
    @tipsy_papa_bob1322 4 роки тому +47

    "check his right pocket there's a container of water"
    wAtEr bOttLE??

  • @cjck1344
    @cjck1344 5 років тому +288

    It’s an actor playing an “actor”
    ACTORCEPTION

    • @shotgunsinners1460
      @shotgunsinners1460 5 років тому

      NB? same lmao

    • @cjck1344
      @cjck1344 5 років тому +1

      panic at the twenty one romance sirens
      ??
      If you’re referring to my pfp it’s actually the asexual flag in the background lol but I still respect nb people :P

    • @shotgunsinners1460
      @shotgunsinners1460 5 років тому

      @@cjck1344 yeah ik that sorry it's habit ~ all my asexual friends are non binary too :)

    • @cjck1344
      @cjck1344 5 років тому

      panic at the twenty one romance sirens
      A h that makes sense then lol

    • @shotgunsinners1460
      @shotgunsinners1460 5 років тому

      @@cjck1344 yeah
      We could be friends then it wouldn't be true anymore

  • @dj-mh5se
    @dj-mh5se 5 років тому +95

    "Call the cops...he spilled water on the floor" 😂 lmao

    • @TheSantos173
      @TheSantos173 5 років тому +3

      D J I was looking for this comment 😂

    • @ACBmx
      @ACBmx 5 років тому

      Randy Flores samee😂😂

    • @pinkheart315
      @pinkheart315 5 років тому

      That was so dumb🤣

    • @peytonalvarado1046
      @peytonalvarado1046 5 років тому +2

      You guys are all dumb you obviously dont know the law

  • @koolaid8068
    @koolaid8068 5 років тому +71

    *sees $5 on the floor*
    *picks it up*
    John: wHaT mAdE yOu dO tHaT?

    • @goldengifts3830
      @goldengifts3830 5 років тому +10

      Cause Im a college student and I need the moneys

  • @marialimon4138
    @marialimon4138 4 роки тому +2

    “I thought you were peeing actually”, that got me! 🤣 I don’t know why it’s so funny but it is! That old lady was hilarious! 😻 4:08 pay close attention to what she’s saying.

  • @kennethkristiansen6958
    @kennethkristiansen6958 5 років тому +27

    That lady was smart "Distance is your friend." You don't know what he is going to do if it was real.

  • @kookwaikam3702
    @kookwaikam3702 5 років тому +85

    OOF I think the actor must be very hurt after falling so much time LOL

  • @m.a.9648
    @m.a.9648 5 років тому +218

    I've fallen and I need moolah to get up

  • @jordanwoods5079
    @jordanwoods5079 4 роки тому +10

    4:45 “we are honestly the nuttiest” the sign spitting facts.

    • @kuhn1696
      @kuhn1696 3 роки тому

      I’m crying to your comment

  • @TheNoobster
    @TheNoobster 5 років тому +419

    Me: *Flushes toilet*
    John: WHaT mAdE yoU DO tHAt!!!!!!!
    Edit: omg thanks for the likes

    • @alexk1418
      @alexk1418 5 років тому +6

      It stank

    • @allenovaaa
      @allenovaaa 5 років тому

      TheNoobster I am so weakk

    • @Daisy_Plus
      @Daisy_Plus 5 років тому +5

      You know it ruins the comment when you say “oMg THankS fOr tHE lIKes

    • @thomascooke109
      @thomascooke109 5 років тому

      Confronts other people for stealing his joke.....

    • @demonexploshi3856
      @demonexploshi3856 5 років тому +1

      @@thomascooke109 not your joke been around for nearly a year

  • @acethemaniac4684
    @acethemaniac4684 5 років тому +193

    Fun fact: Every episode Someone says I knew it

  • @KareemOwens.
    @KareemOwens. 5 років тому +51

    Random: Drops Pencil
    Me: Picks it up
    “Hello this is what you do”

  • @caca8367
    @caca8367 5 років тому +44

    *SO CLICK ON THIS RED BUTTON RIGHT HERE*
    ME: stop yelling at me 😢

  • @Smooshy_Smoosh
    @Smooshy_Smoosh 5 років тому +48

    “I shop here all the time I don’t want the prices to go up”

  • @cobaltbluevision
    @cobaltbluevision 5 років тому +121

    4:19 "I shop here all the time, I don't want my prices to go up" 😂 I don't blame her. That's what happens when businesses get sued
    Edit: 6:23 why does the little girl look like a teen in that cart

    • @adamdennison8967
      @adamdennison8967 5 років тому +1

      Your right that girl must be spoiled

    • @koneraksinthasomphonee
      @koneraksinthasomphonee 5 років тому +1

      she doesn’t

    • @cobaltbluevision
      @cobaltbluevision 5 років тому

      @angelina angel yes because if they sued, say millions of dollars, they need to make all that money back so they raise the prices on their products and they stay that way till they make it all back from customers

    • @TheSjuris
      @TheSjuris 5 років тому

      angelina angel where do you think the money is going to come from? Santa?

    • @xxdavexx23
      @xxdavexx23 5 років тому +1

      CobaltBlueVision then people stop buying from that stores and buy from other competiting super markets for cheaper

  • @chelsieluxx
    @chelsieluxx 5 років тому +6

    “I don’t want my prices to go up” okayy👏🏽👏🏽😂

  • @RAIMSTER
    @RAIMSTER 5 років тому +3

    3:59 That sound effect that they put when he falls every time had me dying🤣

  • @sirMJ-rd1kt
    @sirMJ-rd1kt 5 років тому +183

    Stranger:hi
    Me:hi?
    John: this is what would you do. Why did you do this?
    Not trying to be mean I actually like what would you do.

    • @mohakthisside76
      @mohakthisside76 5 років тому +1

      In 22nd Century, if this show survives, this could be the reality, "You replied to a STRANGER, what made you do that?"

  • @majlindagashi6776
    @majlindagashi6776 5 років тому +14

    "I thought you were peeing actually"
    I AM WHEEZING😂

    • @pinkheart315
      @pinkheart315 5 років тому +1

      That was hilarious no wonder she made a face.
      Thats so much more embarrassing tho🤣

  • @theclickbaitdetective9196
    @theclickbaitdetective9196 5 років тому +8

    4:45
    “I’m older then Him, And a little taller. I figured I could hold my own”
    She was about to throw hands to prevent those prices from going up!

    • @warbot2544
      @warbot2544 5 років тому +1

      War to save economy
      Sounds American
      XD

  • @mcbag8410
    @mcbag8410 3 роки тому +2

    The two Santa’s are epic

  • @MoPlayz__
    @MoPlayz__ 5 років тому +14

    actor: (sneezes)
    man: bless you
    HELLO THIS IS AN ACTOR

  • @kennajade7066
    @kennajade7066 5 років тому +62

    Me: Gets in car & puts seatbelt on.
    John: what made you do that?
    Me: ItS The LAw?

  • @r1pp3dx
    @r1pp3dx 5 років тому +303

    Customer: Finds an empty aisle to fart in
    *John Quinones Appears*: Hello sir, did you think nobody would smell your fart?

  • @TeylaD.N
    @TeylaD.N 4 роки тому +2

    *Quinonesphobia*
    _________________
    Noun
    1 the fear of having Jhon Quinones appear within seconds and ask:
    "what made you act /do that?"
    Or
    "what made you stand up for what's right? "
    Quinonesphobia causes anxiety in public places, (stores, restaurants, showers, ect.)
    It gives you a feeling of being watched (Scopophobia) when doing certain actions or reactions to
    -any given moment

  • @oofmeoofer3278
    @oofmeoofer3278 5 років тому +262

    Me: Exists

    John: hI, I'M jOhN q. AnD tHiS iS wWyD. wHy ArE yOu DoInG tHiS tO oUr EaRtH?
    Me: * crying in the corner of my closet

    • @lemonadecrunchyice
      @lemonadecrunchyice 5 років тому +4

      Tell me oofmeoofer why do u exist and do u think it's a good thing that u do ?

    • @Azzyy444
      @Azzyy444 5 років тому +1

      kill e own es

    • @woodsie_3054
      @woodsie_3054 5 років тому +3

      I’m the one crying here
      *crying of laughter 🤣🤣🤣*

    • @sarinachoudhury6865
      @sarinachoudhury6865 5 років тому +5

      Me eating shredded cheese out of the bag at 2 am

  • @LoriannNZ
    @LoriannNZ 5 років тому +7

    "I thought you were peeing actually" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @roosterknightforkingjesus2093
    @roosterknightforkingjesus2093 4 роки тому +7

    What if Impractical Jokers was filming in the same store at the same time and didn't even know it.

  • @goat773
    @goat773 5 років тому +33

    Actor:Gets shot
    John:I think its time to step in

  • @abby_rxses9076
    @abby_rxses9076 5 років тому +219

    Friend: *trips*
    Me: *laughs my a$$ off*
    John: what made you do that?
    Me: da faq

    • @ymiret
      @ymiret 5 років тому +3

      Soo true

    • @Will-cq9lg
      @Will-cq9lg 5 років тому +7

      your not much of a friend if you laugh at your own friend falling piece of shit

    • @jaybarry8664
      @jaybarry8664 5 років тому +2

      @@Will-cq9lg I agree

    • @tz3656
      @tz3656 5 років тому +9

      @@Will-cq9lg I don't think so and that person can still calls themselves a friend I mean its not bad to have a little teasing and savageness in friendship you're one boring friend

    • @xkiran_kk3386
      @xkiran_kk3386 5 років тому +10

      Anonymous wtf

  • @CrystalRoots102
    @CrystalRoots102 5 років тому +7

    3:15 "Yep, actually we got six of them" 😂 I don't know why but that cracked me up!

  • @bens7233
    @bens7233 4 роки тому +3

    When the imposter kills a crew mate right in front of you

  • @bustdowndrphilyeet5659
    @bustdowndrphilyeet5659 5 років тому +28

    2:10 anyone gonna talk about hiw santas just chillin in a grocery store

  • @raechellawrence4193
    @raechellawrence4193 5 років тому +57

    "You saw it too"
    I ain't see shii ,move let bro get his coins😂😂
    P.s I'm jking

  • @saikenshin45
    @saikenshin45 5 років тому +31

    Someone: Falls down very hard
    Me: I'm calling 911.
    JOHN APPEARS
    John: Why did you do that?
    Me: because Im not gonna watch someone die right in front of me.

  • @k._breesh1977
    @k._breesh1977 4 роки тому +2

    6:32 When you in the pool with your girl, tryna chill and outta nowhere that nigga John starts talking underwater

  • @violetsdior
    @violetsdior 5 років тому +7

    I wonder how exaggerated they have to be to get the attention of shoppers. I can just imagine...
    "MY BACK HAS BEEN THOROUGHLY CRACKED" At full volume at a random grocery store 😂