Roast Battle UK Series 3 (Compilation Marathon)

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  • Опубліковано 24 лип 2024
  • Roast Battle Series 3 is here! I left some more of the banter in there but still tried to cut some of the stuff that's not needed. Jimmy Carr judges each roast battle as these jokes take things to the next level. If you're a fan of stand up comedy, this could be for you!
    ** all rights belong to Comedy Central **
    Who is your favorite roaster from series 3? Did you have a favorite joke?
    #roastbattle #comedycentral #comedyroast #britishroast #bestofroasts #jimmycarr
    00:00:00 Introduction
    00:02:42 Tom Ward v Darren Harriott
    00:10:35 Tom Allen v Larry Dean
    00:22:06 Kiri Pritchard-McLean v Brennan Reece
    00:31:25 Alex Edelman v Joel Dommett
    00:42:55 Lauren Pattison v Tom Houghton
    00:51:54 Simon Brodkin v Dane Baptiste
    01:02:04 Nigel Ng v Tom Lucy
    01:10:15 Johnny Vegas v Phil Ellis
    01:23:32 Lloyd Griffith v Rhys James
    01:32:02 Rhys Nicholson v Felicity Ward

КОМЕНТАРІ • 152

  • @vintrovariety
    @vintrovariety  6 місяців тому +27

    00:02:42 Tom Ward v Darren Harriott
    00:10:35 Tom Allen v Larry Dean
    00:22:06 Kiri Pritchard-McLean v Brennan Reece
    00:31:25 Alex Edelman v Joel Dommett
    00:42:55 Lauren Pattison v Tom Houghton
    00:51:54 Simon Brodkin v Dane Baptiste
    01:02:04 Nigel Ng v Tom Lucy
    01:10:15 Johnny Vegas v Phil Ellis
    01:23:32 Lloyd Griffith v Rhys James
    01:32:02 Rhys Nicholson v Felicity Ward

    • @DJ-lp6bh
      @DJ-lp6bh 6 місяців тому +1

      These have been great. Thank you! Any chance we can get season 4? I live in the States and haven't been able to find it anywhere. I'm even willing to pay for them. Thanks again!

    • @vintrovariety
      @vintrovariety  6 місяців тому +5

      working on 4 today! no payment needed haha. thanks for watching@@DJ-lp6bh

    • @DJ-lp6bh
      @DJ-lp6bh 6 місяців тому

      @@vintrovariety Thank you!!🙏

    • @QIKUGAMES-QIKU
      @QIKUGAMES-QIKU 6 місяців тому

      Subbed 🎉 Cheers 🇦🇺 🍻 👏

    • @philiprowney
      @philiprowney 3 місяці тому

      No holds barred, no bleeps, I love your work! [ fingers crossed it's sanction ;-) ]

  • @VinhPrag
    @VinhPrag 6 місяців тому +93

    1st battle should've definitely gone to Ward. The Rob Beckett line was spot on.

    • @kopkiwi08
      @kopkiwi08 6 місяців тому

      Yeah that voting was bullshit. Tom absolutely destroyed him.

    • @autopilotlevel7296
      @autopilotlevel7296 4 місяці тому +2

      Yes!!

    • @DeAnne1233
      @DeAnne1233 Місяць тому

      How could you not laugh at ‘dick splat’, same old shit coming out of an asshole, and a ‘your Mama’ check?
      Classic roast material.
      He was funnier than ‘where’s your accordion, Chinese leader wannabe?’.

    • @TheGdav0202
      @TheGdav0202 13 днів тому

      Overall punch count was way higher. I hate pre-scripted shows.

  • @newpolitician
    @newpolitician 5 місяців тому +29

    Jonathan Ross' judging criteria is just "oh i recognize that reference." Wild that Darren beat Tom that was just crazy.

  • @rollzfresh
    @rollzfresh 6 місяців тому +32

    Hold up, Alex Edelman loses the roast and then the very next episode Katherine Ryan is single??? Harsh 😂

  • @AJKing-vc8mp
    @AJKing-vc8mp 6 місяців тому +43

    You're literally the best! You said you'd do it and you delivered. Also thank you for taking my request of leaving in the bits of banter in between roasts!

    • @vintrovariety
      @vintrovariety  6 місяців тому +8

      My pleasure! Thanks for watching and the feedback. Actually made it easier. haha. I'll get Series 4 up soon. What was your favorite of Series 3?

    • @expectationlost
      @expectationlost 6 місяців тому +3

      cld have left out the Moses chant

  • @chriseTx
    @chriseTx 6 місяців тому +29

    A baby dressed like a lawyer cinched it for me.

  • @ArthKryst
    @ArthKryst 5 місяців тому +13

    I love how Jimmy leans on the jokes on him and enjoys them too

  • @SympleSymon
    @SympleSymon 6 місяців тому +50

    Tom Ward is great, for a man who looks like all the Beatles rolled together, cosplaying Austin Powers

    • @vintrovariety
      @vintrovariety  6 місяців тому +3

      haha are you a writer for roast battle??

    • @aenamabag
      @aenamabag 6 місяців тому +2

      The people in the comments trying to join in the on the roast battle are a nice reminder that being a comedian is a skill.

    • @tazulrich8207
      @tazulrich8207 5 місяців тому +2

      That Darren doesn't have even half as much as these commenters

    • @stokedmtb333
      @stokedmtb333 2 місяці тому

      @@tazulrich8207 exactly…I mean how the fawk did donkey from Shrek HEE-HAW his way to a win?!

    • @stokedmtb333
      @stokedmtb333 2 місяці тому

      @@tazulrich8207exactly…how did donkey from Shrek HEE-HAW his way to a win?!

  • @davidb3662
    @davidb3662 6 місяців тому +34

    Damn, Tom Ward decisively crushed that first battle, it was almost one-sided...but he lost?

    • @tombstonerforever9374
      @tombstonerforever9374 6 місяців тому +1

      Yeah but look at his hair 😂 jk Tom was the best

    • @titularhero
      @titularhero 12 днів тому

      Maybe the edited put jokes were better

  • @Roneish1996
    @Roneish1996 6 місяців тому +97

    Wait how did Darren win that first round? He was so obviously the least prepared and worst executed roast while Tom actually had good roasts.

    • @d4rksol123
      @d4rksol123 6 місяців тому +8

      Yep, Tom should have swept that 3-0.

    • @WeThePeeps1
      @WeThePeeps1 5 місяців тому +5

      It's fixed.

    • @PaulHester66
      @PaulHester66 5 місяців тому +4

      It's woker than woke, so funny

    • @chakabenson1896
      @chakabenson1896 5 місяців тому +4

      Rossy plays video games.

    • @AndrewChard-vi3lb
      @AndrewChard-vi3lb 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@@PaulHester66So woke they got confused and Ross was only half joking with the Jimmy will pick the white gay because he's racist, I think mr Ross was projecting 😂😂

  • @MrMulrine83
    @MrMulrine83 3 місяці тому +2

    I love a lot of Brennan Reece's burns - never paid for a taxi, fingers in a bowling ball, chewbacca with a cleft palate. Also that "red curry, green curry, mate" is brilliant

  • @damonteufel
    @damonteufel 6 місяців тому +12

    Holy shit! I love me some Johnny Vegas but he got slaughtered with that monkey roast!

  • @scar7545
    @scar7545 4 місяці тому +4

    Lauren and Tom came out swinging, it was brutal and hilarious

  • @adrianmcgachie
    @adrianmcgachie 6 місяців тому +3

    These are just too funny! Been bingeing in and out all day!

  • @godzilla45654
    @godzilla45654 5 місяців тому +3

    Love how much everyone loves Johnny 'Michael Pennington' Vegas. Easily one of my favourites.

  • @doubleT84
    @doubleT84 6 місяців тому +6

    Lauren vs Tom, they were both on fire!

  • @happivaras
    @happivaras 6 місяців тому +5

    Stretched out rubber band😂🏅🤣

  • @wesbyers7314
    @wesbyers7314 3 місяці тому +1

    When Brian raises Darren's hand up for the win and Tom awkwardly tries to grab Brian's other hand 😂😂

  • @cda1503
    @cda1503 6 місяців тому +1

    best yet 🙌

  • @OfficialFingazMC
    @OfficialFingazMC 6 місяців тому +1

    Boom series 3! Nice one fella!

  • @lollysticky
    @lollysticky 6 місяців тому +1

    thanks a lot for this third series!

  • @itsoccamsrazor
    @itsoccamsrazor 6 місяців тому +1

    This is brilliant

  • @MikesPortugal-zm4oy
    @MikesPortugal-zm4oy 6 місяців тому +5

    Was not expecting Uncle Roger coming to this party fuyooohhh🤩🤩🤩

  • @SympleSymon
    @SympleSymon 6 місяців тому +38

    Tom said he was going after Kiri's weight, but not once did he say she looked like Cruella at a disco after having eaten the last 10 Dalmatians

    • @kami3000
      @kami3000 3 місяці тому

      Joke of the night! lmao

  • @cosminmorga1331
    @cosminmorga1331 6 місяців тому

    Thanks for the video

  • @mmdcdj
    @mmdcdj 6 місяців тому +1

    Thank you for sharing these 😅

  • @tywalker4496
    @tywalker4496 6 місяців тому +5

    I literally thought Darren was wearing a mouthguard

  • @lisacanavan5665
    @lisacanavan5665 5 місяців тому +1

    1:00:20 i love how Jimmy shook Danes hand at the end of his roast but hugged Simon, the guy who lost to him… shows how much Jimmy respects his history in the comedy business, even tho he lost this one… I love Simon Brodkins stand-up shows ❤️🇮🇪❤️

  • @melissawright1979
    @melissawright1979 4 місяці тому

    Nigel and Tom had me rolling

  • @lindseyzecri4251
    @lindseyzecri4251 5 місяців тому +1

    iv laffed that much it set mi epilepsy offff

  • @ronixrising8886
    @ronixrising8886 5 місяців тому +1

    Thanks for the upload! These roasts are so much better than the US version.

  • @TheFloatingBartender
    @TheFloatingBartender 3 місяці тому

    You”re a legend for posting these

  • @Darkest2Knight
    @Darkest2Knight 6 місяців тому +5

    Man, what are those judges smoking? 8/10 times they chose the least witty, least funny and slowest comedian as the winner. Were they even watching the same show? And that final contest was just ridiculous. There's no way that Felicity chick should have won. She was completely owned by her opponent and it was obvious that she struggled to think quickly enough while his comebacks were witty and fast.

  • @ddordek906
    @ddordek906 6 місяців тому +7

    Moses Brian ❤doing great job in UK ! Great battles great shows !!!

  • @thearmchairjournalist566
    @thearmchairjournalist566 6 місяців тому +3

    Larry absolutely won that round 😂

  • @meintveldman4769
    @meintveldman4769 3 місяці тому +1

    Phil Elils should have won, he had 2 jokes with the biggest audience laughs of several episodes combined. The Monkey one was absolutely awesome.

  • @RhinstoneSouron
    @RhinstoneSouron 7 днів тому

    Bloody Mary, what a line.

  • @VinhPrag
    @VinhPrag 6 місяців тому +6

    So did Katherine Ryan first date that guy, then nobody, then a new boyfriend? What a romantic roller-coaster!

  • @kami3000
    @kami3000 3 місяці тому

    Thanks for the upload! What a bunch of brilliant roasts! You must admit - even if you don't like some of the participants and want them to lose: it takes a lot of balls to stand on a stage and get roasted from all sides, so Kudos to all the participants! Great Show! Great comedians and humans.

  • @autopilotlevel7296
    @autopilotlevel7296 4 місяці тому +2

    Second battle best joke. If Tom were to end himself he would tie a double Windsor on the noose.

  • @mattm8098
    @mattm8098 5 місяців тому +2

    This crushes roast battle Chicago by a mile

  • @ameer8966
    @ameer8966 5 місяців тому +2

    1:02:04 These jokes make Uncle Roger put his leg down

  • @Thirstyplane55
    @Thirstyplane55 6 місяців тому

    Damn it’s awesome Brian Moses got to do this! Comedians were great

  • @Michael_-qy4fu
    @Michael_-qy4fu 3 місяці тому +1

    One of my teachers in high school was johnny Vegas' brother. One of the best teachers ive had

  • @ryanjohnson7354
    @ryanjohnson7354 3 місяці тому +1

    Oh my god. Johnny and Phil! Fuckin' legendary.

  • @tombstonerforever9374
    @tombstonerforever9374 6 місяців тому +1

    34:27 is the best joke of that series

  • @bramhenry1163
    @bramhenry1163 6 місяців тому +1

    Tom was robbed, Larry deserved it, Joel is a DANGEROUS comedian, not even a fan per se but his delivery is really spot on.

  • @bhartichand
    @bhartichand 5 місяців тому +1

    Jimmy carr is superb!

  • @stephenballard3759
    @stephenballard3759 3 місяці тому

    That accordion thing in the first round......I got it. I laughed out loud. Yet, I can't explain it.
    The guys just looks, feels, seems, like he's missing his accordion.

  • @cuzned1375
    @cuzned1375 5 місяців тому +2

    Tom Lucy v Nigel Ng was the first one that seemed truly mean-spirited. And i thought Nigel killed pretty much throughout, while for me Tom’s only good bit was the fortune cookie.

  • @happivaras
    @happivaras 6 місяців тому

    ❤❤❤

  • @Dustinielson
    @Dustinielson 4 місяці тому

    That last battle was hard to call, Flic got ahead but Rhys clawed his way back, that margin was tighter than both of them.

  • @briansneary7535
    @briansneary7535 6 місяців тому +1

    Rhys Nicholson looks like Conan O'brien if he came out in the 80's

  • @thearmchairjournalist566
    @thearmchairjournalist566 6 місяців тому

    3 jokes in and Brennan won that round 😂

  • @betweenduosandtrios
    @betweenduosandtrios 5 місяців тому +2

    Jimmy looks less like a lego man and more like Corporate Twink Ken

  • @Hhammer
    @Hhammer 6 місяців тому +1

    How there wasn’t an uncle Roger reference I have no idea

  • @GAGL.Evolution
    @GAGL.Evolution 4 місяці тому

    Killer
    Kiri

  • @jimmycampbell4983
    @jimmycampbell4983 18 днів тому

    We need season 5 Nigel Ng vs Jamie Oliver!

  • @simgenx5167
    @simgenx5167 6 місяців тому +2

    Uncle Roger!

  • @francoisgericke552
    @francoisgericke552 Місяць тому

    Tom Ward is what you get when you order Howard Wolowitz from Wish.

  • @mintoreoshake
    @mintoreoshake 4 місяці тому +1

    The joke of the episode had to be “dressed to kill - he’s wearing a condom with a hole in it”

  • @GAGL.Evolution
    @GAGL.Evolution 3 місяці тому

    1:22:52~1:22:55 Joke of the night 🎉😂😅

  • @Kankescu
    @Kankescu 6 місяців тому

    TomWard’s coiffure has earned him a hard smack- like a Will Smith” keep my wife’s name out your mouth” kind of smack

    • @Kankescu
      @Kankescu 6 місяців тому

      I love Katherine Ryan! More Duchess ,please!

  • @GAGL.Evolution
    @GAGL.Evolution 4 місяці тому

    1:19:55~1:20:15❤😂🥇

  • @jayeshn8880
    @jayeshn8880 6 місяців тому +1

    🙏💐

  • @philiprowney
    @philiprowney 3 місяці тому +1

    Johnny and Phil #FTW

  • @GAGL.Evolution
    @GAGL.Evolution 4 місяці тому

    Moses with the mostest

  • @kingdodgearcane
    @kingdodgearcane 5 місяців тому +2

    Guys where's his accordian?

  • @The_Farwall
    @The_Farwall 3 місяці тому

    Where's the Christmas special?

  • @jiwik731
    @jiwik731 6 місяців тому

    Kiri's best roast was calling Brennan pretty.

  • @mattm8098
    @mattm8098 5 місяців тому

    Lmao I love Brian Moses. It’s kinda awkward seeing him here but still is the only one for the job.
    Ps you could tell they put make up on my man 😅

  • @GAGL.Evolution
    @GAGL.Evolution 3 місяці тому

    30:54~30:57 the undisputed king of the kiddy fiddlers🤮🤮🤮

  • @emuman09
    @emuman09 2 місяці тому

    I always thought the five joke, last joke thing was unnecessary. Just have a timer

  • @jamesbutler6253
    @jamesbutler6253 5 місяців тому

    Best of all was Dane Baptiste calling Simon Brodkin posh. Dane has clearly never met a posh person in his life.

  • @thegeekwithin91
    @thegeekwithin91 4 місяці тому

    Where was his accordion?

  • @The_Farwall
    @The_Farwall 3 місяці тому

    Phil Ellis has been the biggest deal in Manchester forever, he really should have broke through somewhere by now.

  • @Dustinielson
    @Dustinielson 3 місяці тому

    Is Simon Brodkin the forgettable one (Mike) off The Young Ones?

  • @BiggAL93
    @BiggAL93 4 місяці тому +2

    Kathryn gets so offended lol

  • @Timpy87
    @Timpy87 Місяць тому

    Phil Ellis looks like the 1970's proprietor of the finest glory hole in town.... Phil Ellis looks like a Macedonian centre back.... Phil Ellis looks like Eastern European tobacconist owner #2 in "Taken".... Phil Ellis looks like he sells vapes and bootleg copies of Shrek Forever after....

  • @templestark4779
    @templestark4779 4 дні тому

    I disagree a lot with who they choose as winner. It's weird.
    I thought Tom Ward won
    Larry Dean
    And Kiri just by like 52-48

  • @philiprowney
    @philiprowney 3 місяці тому

    [ to anyone who would listen ]
    I miss Nigel Ng in England, so obviously absent from panel shows just when he was picking up!!!!
    So funny!
    America, lucky B*D's!!!!

  • @Hhammer
    @Hhammer 6 місяців тому +1

    Jonathan, probably wondering what’s grand theft auto

    • @ROOKTABULA
      @ROOKTABULA 5 місяців тому

      He's a big gamer actually. That's why he gave the loser the win

  • @fangofsilver5537
    @fangofsilver5537 Місяць тому

    When you get defensive for someone else over fat jokes in a Roast battle. You're probably judging the wrong kind of show🤦‍♂️
    -She's not fat. -She's not fit🤭

  • @thequokkahaslanded321
    @thequokkahaslanded321 4 місяці тому

    How did Tom beat Nigel? Both were brilliant though I have to say...

  • @gieric
    @gieric 10 днів тому

    Jonathan Ross isn’t gay? I’m queer and I thought all late night English talk show hosts were gay…?!?

  • @scotfree7702
    @scotfree7702 14 днів тому

    Good show apart from dei

  • @templestark4779
    @templestark4779 3 місяці тому

    The wins mostly seem to go to those whose career needs the boost the most. On that way this blows.

  • @JBus1
    @JBus1 5 місяців тому +4

    It’s like American roast battle but funnier and no ghetto n-word talk. UK version of Brian Moses is more like it.

  • @OfficialFingazMC
    @OfficialFingazMC 6 місяців тому +8

    The gay lad against the big lass won 100%, she had 1 good line... Have to say, Katherine Ryan does my head in with her voting!

    • @Mathias_Eggimann
      @Mathias_Eggimann 6 місяців тому +6

      She votes for non funny women for all reasons but comedy.
      That's not a good judge

    • @spicyfist1
      @spicyfist1 6 місяців тому

      She's a laughably (without being funny) predictable virtue signalling bore!

  • @ltcmdrstamets
    @ltcmdrstamets 2 місяці тому

    It was kind of hysterical how Tom Houghton stood ZERO chance once Lauren pointed out who his father is. He was just hated on principle at that point. That and most of his jokes seem to be made for other posh twats, none of whom were in the audience.

  • @CredibleHulk10
    @CredibleHulk10 Місяць тому

    So, just be loud and not funny but still win the round? Absolute shit.

  • @martini668
    @martini668 6 місяців тому +2

    It's a shame that they have to give a warning about jokes... about funking jokes come on ...

  • @ROOKTABULA
    @ROOKTABULA 5 місяців тому +5

    Tom. Got. _Robbed._
    The judging on this show, thanks most often to virtue signaling Ryan, is pure shite.

  • @BenMillen
    @BenMillen 5 місяців тому +5

    Kinda pathetic how the male comedians resort to body shaming when confronted with a female comedian

    • @guyblack
      @guyblack 5 місяців тому +4

      Resorts equals roasts. Learn the rules.

  • @MichaelSayer-sf7gu
    @MichaelSayer-sf7gu 6 місяців тому

    I don’t think they get the concept over there

  • @rnw2739
    @rnw2739 6 місяців тому +2

    The biggest joke on this is that Katherine 'Redrum' Ryan thinks she's funny and attractive.

    • @adrianmcgachie
      @adrianmcgachie 6 місяців тому +6

      That's because she's hilarious and beautiful. Her comedy specials are FANTASTIC. We like what we like I guess. xx

    • @rnw2739
      @rnw2739 6 місяців тому

      @@adrianmcgachie I suppose.

  • @peterhowes6505
    @peterhowes6505 4 місяці тому

    It's so sad that you have to put the "people might be upset" warning on videos now. People are so stupidly fragile.

  • @topm.hatter1760
    @topm.hatter1760 6 місяців тому +1

    Why is Jimmy hosting now.
    He's awful. Let Brian handle the show.

    • @rnw2739
      @rnw2739 6 місяців тому

      Why? cos he's black? please...

    • @tanssi2145
      @tanssi2145 6 місяців тому +1

      Opening monologue is fine, but it’s strange how jimmy runs down to say ‘who’s ready for another battle’ and then introduces Moses and then runs back and barely makes it back in shot for when Moses says ‘keep it going for jimmy’

  • @getsbuckets
    @getsbuckets 2 місяці тому

    I guess diversity is the winner...tom smashed it and Darren crumbled

  • @getsbuckets
    @getsbuckets 2 місяці тому

    Cathrine Ryan thinks it's a buddy contest ...she has no idea what's funny