10 Superpowers Spiderman Has That Are Completely Useless!
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10 Superpowers Spiderman Has That Are Completely Useless!
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When it comes to superpowers, we assume that almost all of them are pretty awesome. There’s some powers like flying, x-ray vision, web shooters, super strength and agility. But what if you got stuck with some lame powers? You might be wondering, is there even such a thing? Yes there is, imagine being able to grow your hair very fast or be able to eat more pie than any normal human can. Sure they’d be kinda cool, but what use are those abilities in battle?
One of our favorite heroes is our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. He’s one of the coolest characters in the Marvel Universe. So it’s hard to imagine any powers that he has as being lame or useless. Well it turns out he has a couple of them and we have compiled a list of some of his useless powers.
If Spider-Man can do whatever a spider can with only 4 limbs, why in the world would he need extras? Well turns out, at one point he grows 6 arms, making him an 8 limbs creature. At one point, he also turned into a spider, why? He’s already gifted with these abilities. Also, in some story lines, Spidey has organic webbing, which renders web shooters useless, doesn’t that make more sense? Instead of running out of canisters at any point during a fight? He also had a Spider-Mobile car, which is pointless since he travels via web slinging. Plus Peter Parker never learned how to drive. Want to know what else made our list? Watch our video and find out.
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Super strength is very useful, a utility belt isn’t a power, a spider-mobile isn’t a power, and he uses web crawling every day. Controlling spiders isn’t useless, he just doesn’t use it often. Becoming a spider is very useful if he can heal broken bones. His web shooter gadgets aren’t useless, they just run out of web sometimes.
EXACTLY
also web shooters are technology not a power.
Would be cool in the movies to see him link up with Scott Lang and Hank Pym and work on an identical mechanism that allows Peter to control spiders rather than ants.
patrick watkins it depends which series your talking about
If you don’t like it don’t watch it
when he swings, he uses his upper body strength, you melt
@@cornettino295 That's not true.
Since they are so useless, let's imagine a Spider-Man without those powers. Oops! Now we have just some ordinary guy that's no different from other ordinary guys.
Also most things on the list arent superpowers, they're gadgets
Noob Gamer not all
CBR really has never actually picked up a comic book series or watched an animated series from start to finish and actually paid attention. Hell probably never seen an interview with Stan Lee or anyone to understand the comics.
You can become a superhero you don't need a superpower just like Iron Man , Bat Man , You....
@@1-hourgaming252 that’s not the point tho. literally the title of the video is “10 superpowers spiderman has that are completely useless” then he names off spider-man’s most useful super powers💀
Nobody:
CBR:
Spider-Man’s web shooters are useless!
When I was scrolling through the comments while watching the video I thought you were just joking...
He has a point that it is useless because organic webbing would be much more useful
You use less because to kann he spider man ko use less kahana bala
Agreeee like Toby muguire
@@thetrueeg0ist bro og raimi Spider-Man was constantly in danger because of organic webbing
Peter: talks to spiders so they don't bother him
CBR: USELESS
You just said every single one of his super powers were useless while telling us how they helped him...
So true
in fact this video is fucking useless like the title is saying
except spidersense he would only have one power thats lame
@@jenfrank8423 yeah when he is about to get shot and get sliced in the head still useless
XD
Super strength is f**kin useless??
HUH?, HUH?
Noooo it’s just not u n i q u e
And he called his intellect a super power
And called utility belt a super power to
Yepp.. it make
Superman, captain america, wonder woman and every other superheroes useless too
Same he's a fuckin arhsole
Without his strength, he wouldn't be able to swing.
Thank u
And without his spider sense he can’t swing because it subconsciously directs him so he doesn’t crash into a building and die
@@broc1x673 true
Everyone is complaining that MCU Spider-Man’s suit is to OP, but YOU are complaining that his suit is useless because it’s not bulletproof?
MAKE UP YOUR MIND INTERNET!!!
this comment was a bit cringy but ok
He can dodge them😂
“Spider-Man never uses his super strength” *continue to show several clips of Spider-Man using super strength.*
XD Exactly! While he's talking throughout the video, he's literally showing clips of how Spider-man's powers are useful. It's just plain stupid
Literally
When he stop the car caught that huge thing that Captin America broke to fall on him he carried that huge wall in spiderman 2
@@mechi1978 leave spider Man alone he is cool
Well... He does use super strength but not in 100%. This would be disaster to everyone in Marvel storyline.
So basically every single superpower spider-man has is useless.... yeah no. This video deserves to get erased by Thanos.
Not the 🕷 sense
Also its a video not a 👦
@@diegomandujano1488 but hey online searches can be erased by thanos if u look up thanos and click the gauntlet
Yes
YEEEEEEEEEEEEES if all this powers are weak then he’s just saying that spider man is weak.. (not)
Tell us how he should fight the villains without using these 10 useless superpowers.
By begging
I am just kidding he’ll be the 2 nd iron man
@@ismailhussainmajeed1439 Hahahaha!
he doesn’t
@@ismailhussainmajeed1439 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Whoa he stole that guys pizza" I DIED its my fav part in that movie
Superpowers that are useless according to CBR aka Cock Bountiful Rear:
-Turning into a massive spider (which is probably stronger than regular Spiderman, plus 4 more arms)
-A suit that enhances his fighting capabilites and gives him access to a pool of information (albeit not a superpower so why is it in this video?
-Super strength? (Oh, so because there are other heroes with superstrength his ability is redundant? HOW IS SUPERSTRENGTH COMPLETELY USELESS!? BECAUSE IT'S NOT UNIQUE? I DON'T SEE "10 Superpowers Spiderman has that are not unique" IN THE TITLE)
-FUCKING WEBSHOOTERS. Yeah, let's just ignore all the versatility it has shown in all his battles. "Oh, they can run out, oh nooo, well no reason to use them". Say that again to a soldier in combat; "Yo, you're gun can run out of ammunition, so don't bother bringing it to the war".
-Spider communication. *Procceeds to showcase a perfect scenario for that ability* Are you actually retarded? It's not the greatest, but it has its uses.
-Fast metabolism doesn't even count as a power. In most superhero cases it's a side effect of their powers. Oh and you refute it yourself regarding poisioning.
- A car isn't a power.
-Extra limbs? I have a feeling that is a side effect of turning into A MASSIVE SPIDER!
-WALL CRAWLING!? WALL CRAWLING IS USELESS!? Oh boy, if only there was someone who could reach that thing that is out of reach for all of us who can't CLIMB FUCKING WALLS! "What if they just look up!?" Well, what if someone just shoots Tony while he's not wearing his suit? (Yeah i know, suit isn't a power, but it sure fucking counts to his ability to fight and it's one hell of a useful tool even if he could get shoot while not wearing it! AKA IT'S USEFUL EVEN IF SOMEONE WERE TO SEE HIM CLIMBING. It's not some power like "I can turn invisible if no one is looking".) Oh and a note on that about finger prints... HIS FINGERS AREN'T NAKEDLY EXPOSED THROUGH THE FUCKING FABRIC OF HIS SUIT! God, there are some fucking blatant neglecting on basic logic... (Yes yes, superheroes are illogical, but fingers and a piece of cloth still remains the same)
What I think is that you, as a commentator and the vague use of the word critic, should quit. Because even if you're just rambling about things of little importance, you still can't provide speculation based on any material other than your own idiotic imaginations just so you can milk something that actually has more thought into it than 5 minutes of looking at a wikipedia page.
Fuck I wasted my time writing this. Spiderman is a fun, relatable to an extent character, but I guess that's not enough and that he must be fucking Galactus for you to have a modicum of interest in believeing "yea, this superhero is not completely useless". It's like you think that a superhero must have just one ability that can trump anything to be considered useful, when it's the combination of all their abilities that makes them actually super. It's just that some help more. If anything, your skill to comment on things is useless because you now have an instance where it failed. Guess you should just stop.
Monstache Preach, my man.
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yo chill my dude i get that this video was pretty stupid but u dont have to write an essay jeez man
They pretty much put all his useful powers in the video!
Love this comment dude.
what do you mean wall climbing is useless? that's the hole point of being a spider! if he didn't have web climbing then he would probably be dead by now.
He just named all of his abilities tf?? 😂😂😂
Wow "super strength is a bad thing."
@@spider6734 ikr🙄
Yep
Donnie Powell why you mad bro?
he just said u have a personality u don’t kaelyn C
I've always looked at Peter's artificial webbing as a great way to showcase his intelligence. Remember, before Peter was bitten by the radioactive spider, he was already a genius level student. This intelligence adds a different dimension to his abilities, and taking the webbing he made away and making it organic diminishes that contribution to the hero's makeup.
Why not have both web shooters??? This way he always has back up. Extra arms means you can throw more punches at your opponent. Example if Mayweather had to fight a boxer 6' tall boxer with 6 long arms with super strength this would present to him a challenge greater than the one presented by a normal human being with only two arms.!!!! Money is tough but if Spidey covers him with lots and lots of webbing he can defeat him because now he can't move his arms and can't even see with a ton of webbing blocking his vision!!!
Super strength is NOT a useless power
Its defense is that its overused. Thats ridiculous because spiderman is one of the older superheroes. It hadn't been overdone at the time. Spiderman is one of the characters that pioneered super strength.
Don’t forget that Parker doesn’t really use his super strength that much when in a fight. In superior Spider-Man, Doc Oc finds out that Parker was holding back in every fight, after Doc Oc accidentally punches Scorpions jaw almost completely off.
Varion Wolf But he still uses it in other occasions like when Spider-Man used his strength to hold off a train. That’s a very useful power
no u yeah I just realised that
if he hadnt the strenght he would destroy his arms by swinging...
Half of these aren’t even powers and how are all of them useless
Edit
Plus you gave reasons why they were useful
10:38
Robert: climbing walls? How ya doin that hadesive gloves .
Tom:well ahh it's a long story so I was um
LOrdY
Why This Video is Wrong:
He Can Turn Into A Spider: Is good for last line of defense, also extremely efficient regeneration after cocooning himself. Becoming a spider also helps and shows a side of him able to rely on instinct more, useful and cool.
Advanced Suits: Helps amplify spider powers, Karen points out important details he may need that he doesn’t already know, he’s intelligent, but not all knowing. Also suit has not made spider powers useless, what are you talking about, he still uses his abilities a ton, pretty useful. Also later on you say that he has an AI (Karen) so why would he need a utility belt. Hypocrite.
Web Shooters: His main form of transportation, how tf are these not useful, and the web shooters are meant to represent his intellect and how he made them him selves, despite being a teenager, pretty symbolic/useful. Not a power.
Communication With Spiders: Spiders can tell him anything they know that he doesn’t about a certain event that he could have missed, can control them like a mini army, very useful.
Super Strength: Not being unique does not equal useless, plus ten tons is a lot, so many people would die, and he would probably be dead if his punches only felt like a normal persons, extremely useful.
Fast Metabolism: More resistance to drugs and poisons, as mentioned, and also can help make sure he is getting enough nutrients, because all his excessive exercise (where do you think all that strength comes from?) would make him extremely nutrient deficient if he didn’t get enough food, very useful, keeps nutrient intake in check. Also later on in the video, you say that he should have organic webbing, well that needs much more nutrients, since he’ll need to produce the actual webbing inside his body himself, so yeah. Hypocrite.
Spider Mobile: You literally just said the web shooters were useless, but anyways, the spider mobile is a good use of transportation that doesn’t run through/waste his spider webbing as quickly as, which you talked about earlier, but like whatever. Also this is not a power.
Utility Belt: You literally said that it holds the webbing. Duh. Plus it can help hold items that he may need for missions, for example a small flash drive for a base raid, etc. Useful/practical. Still not a power btw.
Grow Multiple Limbs: You know how in movies characters are always put in this situations where they hand off a ledge by their fingertips? Well, now he has several limbs to pull himself up. But like in all seriousness, this technically isn’t a power, it’s an effect from a drug that Peter injecting himself with, meaning it’s an accident/rebound, not a power. So yeah.
Wall Crawling: What? I- uh- whuh??? I need to explain this? Ok well it’s extremely useful for sneak attacks, the small little spines/hairs on his finds and feet also help reduce the amount of sound he’s making when walking, running, etc. He can catch himself if he falls off buildings/into them (you have no idea how many times that’s happened), if somebody picks him up and throws him, he can regain his bearings, he can fight sideways on walls/buildings which gives him huge terrain advantage since most his enemies can only stay upright, plus, like you said earlier, we love Spiderman for having spider abilities!!! In case you didn’t know, THIS IS A SPIDER ABILITY!
Plus, you literally stated yourself that it’s useful for breaking into secret bases and stuff. I’m low key with you on the little clings through the suit, but I believe that this is a semi reasonable explaination for that:
His (original) suit is made of spandex, a thin stretchy materiel which is probably thin enough for the little feelers to poke through and attach to surfaces.
For Karen’s suit (no I am not calling it the Stark suit, it is Karen’s she lives in it, give her love, she supports Peter like a true homie), Tony could have purposely made the suit thinner, because as seen in homecoming, when he (Peter) puts it on, it tightens to fit his body shape, which most likely stretches the fabric into place and thins out in the certain areas that he would use to attach to places.
So yea.
You’re wrong.
You sound like Jameson only you are defending S-M.
Muhammad Huzaifa Ive been outed, Squad 1, GO GO GO
He doesn't have little hairs on his fingers. He is pulling atoms to himself.
It kinda sounds like a joke but really
I just read this and I didn't even bother to watch the video
Wow, this video is really bad. Half of the powers mentioned aren't even powers, they're TECH, and they're USEFUL, and another one wasn't even considered useless, just not unique. Really considering unsubscribing, if these are the videos you people are uploading maybe you need to slow it down with the production.
Well, at least you're asking for it! You have subscribed to these idiots!
But what about me?? What did I do to deserve this? Why are their stupid, shitty videos appearing on my UA-cam feed?
Anthony Dawson True but half of that section is bull shit spiderman can still shoot out his own wrist however the webs aren't as strong and condensed as the web shooter ones and the reason he can't use the webs from his wrist is because 1. Hes wearing a suit 2 hes got his web shooter on and 3 they probably wouldn't tolerate much of his weight
Gassy ikr
Anthony Dawson barely also they are usefull bcz if his aunt was killed and he couldnt use his powers and then the enemy killed the whole city
They aren't useless they are just limited. Cars run out of gas but they are far from useless 😉
So
You're saying that every single one of his Powers is useless except the spidey sense?
Also, A Vehicle is a superpower now.
**slow sarcastic clap**
neither is the belt a superpower
@@mohamedshabana5623 Or web shooters really, it's a device, not a power
Also, a vehicle is a vehivle now?
*Slow sarcastic clap*
@@braedonmiller3734 Oops
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Congratulations! Peter Parker is now a normal, everyday teenager! Go evaluate everything in this damn video, please.
10 Superpowers Spider-Man has that are useful and why:
10. Turning into a spider. Now Peter Parker can't actually do this, but one of his clones, The Scarlett Spider can. With this he becomes more powerful, agile, and deadly
9. Advanced Suits. Having an advanced suit means he can have a wide variety of web shooters and more. With the iron spider suit, spider man can fly, he's bullet proof, has a built in AI and he can shoot energy blasts similar to iron man
8. Web Shooters. This "power" was made by Peter himself and it is incredibly strong and helps him get around the city quickly. It can also be helpful in terms of combat.
7. Communicating with Spiders.
With this power Spider-Man can overwhelm enemies, have spiders bite and possibly kill them, and more.
6. Super Strength. Do I even have to bother with this one? T_T
5. Fast Metabolism. Although this means he will have to eat much more than a regular human, this also means he is immune to many poisons and it helps him heal.
4. Spidermobile. This car or motorcycle or whatever the version is helps him get around faster than he could already go. The mobile comes with regular webbing, taser webbing, and it can ride on walls.
3. Utility Belt. This belt can be useful in many ways, as it can hold trackers, web cartridges, and a gps.
2. Having Six Arms. Well this is pretty interesting but whatever.
Having six arms means he can get around quicker, hold more, and has better reflexes. Haven't we all wanted a spare set of hands at one point?
1. Climbing Walls. How is this useless again? With this he can grab things easier, get places most people can't go, stick to things such as vehicles. And it isn't just that he's sticky on his own, otherwise he'd stick to everything, the way it actually works is that he does this similar to actual insects and spiders by charging his body with positive ions similar to rubbing a balloon and having it stick to something.
Peter turns into a spider-hybrid all the time, he did this back in 2005 after being chained in the Queens dungeon.
Squips All of these powers are amazing. He even gave reasons why and why they are not pointless. Thank you.
god
And remember: Kaine's Scarlet Spider has used the talking to Spider ability, to locate, a nuclear bomb in Houston... . Useless my arse... . XD
JAX REACTS the original Spider-Man didn’t have organic webbing, he used web shooters. The webbing material is something Peter made himself which is EXTREMELY strong and he uses them heavily in combat, which is shown to be very effective. And if anything they compliment his spider powers. And the utility belt is sewn into his suit, it’s not like Batman’s
Most of these power you said is useless is what makes spiderman so good
You basically just listed half the things as stuff he uses and does.
No
No, he named all the stuff
@@mercedesgenao3902 //''/9+7(978
"how can he climb walls through gloves?" The hairs poke through the gloves!
In TASM 2 he has special pads on his glove-finger tips.
@@Butter-Milk the hairs/legs were from the rami movies
That's only in the raimi movies
Without super strength spider man wont be able to swing properly cuz his body is too heavy for him
tf ?
The momentum carries you almost as much as your strength. Sure you’ll have to be strong, but the web slinging is actually probably realistically possible for a stronger, but normal person. Idk tho
I agree. Cause yes a normal human can swing however the fact he jumps off huge buildings would put a huge strain on a person so his strength prevents that the force of the swings we see in films alone would be really tiring for just a couple swings so therefore yes a person can swing but the tall buildings and long distance would increase the force to a near unbearable amount
Doesn’t spider man use his super strength when he web swings cause he is pulling him self up and also pulling towards whatever his web is touching
GDduece55 boi he does
That's how he keeps himself from breaking his arms and dislocating it while swinging with his weight.
It's true because once I tried to web sling and it didn't turn out so well
And also on the boat part on homecoming?
@@kodingarcia9977 lol, what😂
"This is useless!"
You keep saying that word. I don't think it means what you think it means...
The way he climbs walls is no longer sticky hairs but now an electro magnetic field around his hands
“Why would Spider-Man need a utility belt?”
Look at Spider-Man PS4 lol also it holds his WEBBING🙄
He said that, it was Aug 29 2017 there was no seed spiderman hype many ppl didnt know about it either. He al add o added that it'd only be useless for the organic web spidermen
Camden Gilbert haha idiot he said that
Luis Luna I have 20 likes so obviously I’m not an idiot. And he said it’s useless because he should have organic webbing, but he doesn’t. So, he needs the utility belt. You’re the idiot and you sound like you’re 5
Camden Gilbert uhh a five year old using a phone???? and jeez you have anger issues danm it was just a joke
@@cmog8182 i think in the comics spider man originally didn't have biological webs but later in the comics he actually uses a chemical and injects in it himself which then gives him biological webs
Omfg. Basically everything you said here is Spider-Mans powers😂😂
1. Super strength
2. Web Slingers
3. Wall Climbing
Hell, without those, he wouldn’t be spider man. Also half of these aren’t even super powers. The Spider Mobile is a super power? When pigs grow white feathered angel wings and fly.
web slingers are not powers
TITLE: 10 superpowers Spider-Man has that are completely useless
VIDEO: *shows every powers of spiderman*
SPIDERMAN: Am I joke to you?
Spider sense: Am i a joke to you?
Let me correct myself
Spider sense: Am i a joke to almost everyone in this video's comment section?
Nobody:
Thumbnail: Why does he have a hand? This is stupid
Wow
Just wow
literally 😂😂😂
Stoopid evolution
😂 you mean he can defeat anyone without hands yeah maybe
How is wall climbing useless?
oof
And accidently hit himself in the head?
Plus, he wouldnt be so stealthy anymore wont he?
Ya!
Wall crawling is literally Spiderman's most iconic superpower, unless you count the universes where his webs actually come out of his hand
and super strenght? Like if he "does whatever a spider can" that obviously inclueds being able to lift way more than his actual body weight because spiders can that too.
oof if spiderman does what a spider can....a spider can climb everywhere so put it in this list is stupid
10 Superpowers Spiderman Has That Are Completely Useless!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats why half of this is about batman
they are all useful, and a belt nor a buggy is a superpower
Exactly most the things he shown are not part of spider superpower abilities
You do know that u said all his powers and without them he'll just be a friendly neighborhood Peter man.
still has his ability to sense danger, but that would be cool to watch on screen, a brilliant science nerd that can sense danger around him
Peter man, Peter man, does whatever a Peter can
I don't get it
is this video about Spider Man's useless powers or useful powers?
I mean I saw ''Web Shooters'' ''Wall Crawling'' and ''Super Strength''
Galy The Sugar Lover IKR it sounds like the hate him
Jackypoo And Bailey "You won't regret subscribing to our channel we promise!"
I regret watching the video
Exactly
you forgot the most usefull superpower in the video. THE FKING SPIDER MOBILE??
Galy The Sugar Lover
How is communicating with spiders useless?
And how is super strenght useless?
All of this not useless dude
he is just an idiot trying to get likes
Bro, if spiderman didnt have super strength he wouldn't be able to web swing, they clearly mentioned this at the last episode of ultimate spiderman where he chooses to give up his powers to save aunt may
I now right
You have to include the fact that in the spiderman triology Tobey's spidey uses organic webbing, which "runs out" because he doesn't have his priorities straight: He isn't confident enough.
You cannot compare organic webbing with webbing capsules. Tom's as well as Andrew's spidey use self-created webbing, which runs out because a capsule con only hold that much webbing.
You just said that Spider-Man’s web shooters are useless
*You just said that Spider-Man’s web shooters are useless*
Oh yeah, new suits are totally useless. If it weren't for the iron spider suit, Dr. Strange would have been a floating corpse in space.
Sam I know right
All CBR Video are Clik Bait .. Sad UA-cam Channel. Have you watch (hint of infinity war in marvel moovie) None of the example where good
too bad it was not ash proof
Oh don’t forget spider man himself as u can see he couldn’t even pull him
hello sir new suits it means upgrade to make it better >:/
Says web swinging is useless. Then proceeds to question "Why does he need a spider mobile if he can web swing?" MAKE UP YOUR MIND
he never said web slinging is useless he said the web shooters are useless
@@nicantonio9174 same difference
no
@@rougespitefire6226 yea buoy
Nic Antonio he uses the web shooters ro web swing
“Advanced suits is useless” *has instant kill*
He honestly doesn't need advanced suits actually, heck he could fight crime in his undies and it would be fine(well not actually, i mean he shouldn't, i mean, DAMMIT!!!!), but besides that and the spider mobile and maybe the metabolism this list is still kinda garbage.
I just CANNOT picture an innocent Tom Holland transforming into a gigantic real life spider😂🕷️
most of these aint powers and are useful :\
FuriousMelon i agree.
Ok, get rid of all of the powers on this list and he wouldn’t be Spider-Man, no strength, webs or wall crawling, he wouldn’t be Spider-Man, just a normal human
FroakachuTMM basically Peter Parker
EXACTLY!!!
CBR: the whole idea behind spiderman is that he doesnt need a car to get around since he can web swing
also CBR: His web shooters are useless
1:00 spider webbing does actually run out in real life. when spiders move their webs, they have to re-spin their webbing
"Utility belt" isnt a super power.
neither is a car
Neither are advanced suits.
i’m utility belt man
and *a car* isnt a super power
10 *superpowers* Spiderman has that are completely useless.
7:20 Spider-Mobile
8:36 Utility Belt
So having a car and belt is a superpower? And all those times Batman was saying he has no powers.
7:22 thats it
I still think the utility belt is useful
James Axiel Maguire
Useful, but not a power.
Talking to spiders is helpful in spy missions and sneak attacks if the spider has paralyzing venom
Ya know how people say never give up, well I just gave up on this channel
His superstrenght is actually important n super metabolism is genuinely required for such a great amount of stamina
Aditya Bhattacharjee and besides just because you have fighting skills you need strength to hurt them super strength knocks out people and can stop trains what do you mean its not useful watch moji and I agree with you he needs it in every way
Aditya Bhattacharjee wanna know another reason he needs super strength
need strength to swing around
World of Confusion also to not hurt himself swinging however many miles per hour towards a building and sticking to it
Aditya Bhattacharjee And to defeat strong villains like Rhino and Juggernaut
He says Spider-Man’s most useless abilities but he named all of them
Banova lol true
So true
And batman does not need a vehicle he has a grappling gun
Your basically calling Spider-Man useless.
I stopped watching as soon as we got to the web-shooters. AKA Spider-Man's iconic tool.
The whole point of the mechanical web shooters was to make Spider-Man run out of webbing at comedically critical moments. It is both a signature strength and a risky and exploitable weakness that makes Spider-Man interesting as a superhero with relatively balanced superpowers (compared to other characters in the Marvel gallery).
And furthermore, this is on a compilation of useless superpowers? So Spider-Man's primary tool and how he usually wrangles-in criminals and gets from one side of town to another is a useless ability. Makes sense.
Not only for comedical moments. He created so many web variations too and the possibilities with those outweight organic webbing by a long shot
Oh also they can have a program that helps him aim
The other funny part in this video is that he says they should have given him organic webshooters so he wouldn't run out. And then they proceed to use a clip from Spider-Man 2 where he runs out and comment about how he has unlimited webbing so long as he keeps eating and hydrating.
OmegaManZX Same Omega
Bryan Woods In Spiderman 2 he can't run out of organic web shooters, but he did cause of jealousy, and too much love stored in side! When Doc Oct took his love (aka Mary Jane Watson) He was back to Spiderman, back to normal.
So. Limitless webs and rapid healing are " completely useless powers"??????
Just plain stupid.
So. A suit that enhances, already awesome, powers is " completely useless"???
That is like saying that Tony Stark should never bother working out/training because he has HIS suit.
So. The webshooters having a limit makes them " completely useless"??
That's like saying " don't carry a gun into combat, they tend to run out of ammo".
So. Spider-man being super strong is a " completely useless power" because other heroes/villains also have super strength.
That is like saying a MMA fighter that does weight training is useless because other fighters also do that kind of training.
So. A utility belt that holds : extra web fluid cartridges, spider tracers, a camera, spider signal, is " completely useless" because???? It could be done better.
That is like saying never drive any normal car because there a much better ones out there that cost over $100,000.
So. Spider-man's wall crawling ability is " completely useless" because....you just don't get how it works?
More stupidity.
lol
PREACH THE TRUTH ABOUT SPIDERMAN!!!
Dave Robson Damn straight
Dave Robson if most of this stuff is gone he is just a normal person
i agree :)
*Top 100 things Spider-Man can do literally nobody else can do:*
Nobody:
CBR: *saying things about spider man.*
Me: *only cares about when he webbed across his own room.*
7:28 Having a vehicle is considered a superpower?
I know super strength is VERY common, but without it, Spidey wouldn't be able able to web swing because of loose grip. He also might loose the ability to wall crawl (which isn't useless) or wouldn't stand a chance against Cap or Vulture. Also, most of these things, to me, don't count as powers because most of them are technology or don't happen often.
That is so true
In the comics and some shows, his super strength was also what enabled him to use his web shooters. In order to activate them, he needed to push on a pressure sensor on his palm with superhuman strength. This is also why blocking a punch doesn't set it off and why he makes that specific hand sign whenever he fires it.
Also, Peter couldn't use his "natural" webslingers properly anymore in Spider Man 2 because hes got ptsd, thats why he doesn't use the natural webshooters. Watch film theory sometimes.
9:15 spider mans webbing (616) was never organic that mostly Sam Ramie idea
Vehicles are now a superpower
Krptic Unknown Alternate Costumes are now a super power
Thanos car is THE superpower
Yeah
BRO THEIR IS A MISTAKE THE AMAZING SPIDERMAN CAME IN 2012 NOT 2010(TIME:4:34)
Apparently
6:33
"Whoa! He stole that guys pizza!"
😂😂
PIZZA TIME
Spider Man 2 (2004)
And Spider-Man's wall crawling is actually done by Electrostatic Electricity, and he has the gloves, which mean he doe not leave fingerprints! And even during a fight, his ability to stick to walls is incredibly useful!
he lifts way more then 10 tons... Lifting a building??
it's a good thing I watched this so I have reference for the next video i'm about to watch "top ten youtube videos that are completely useless"
I have the list right now:
1. CBR
2. CBR
3. CBR
4. CBR
5. CBR
6. CBR
7. CBR
8. CBR
9. CBR
10. CBR
Yup, that seems right
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most accurate top 10 videos list ever XDD
@@roadrollarequiem8560 LOL
Ik right
Having inhuman strength is "completely useless"?
According to this moron. Next he'll probably say lifting things is useless.
Joe Playz lol
CBR: “Like iron man’s Jarvis!”
Friday: am I a joke to u?
Web-shooters, super-strength, and wall-crawling, USELESS?! Can you imagine a wall-crawler, or a web-slinger, who can't crawl walls or sling webs?! What a lousy list.
Saying his strength is not unique in the universe but using footage of Superman & Batman, Characters from the DC Universe, instead of, I don't know, maybe Thor or The Hulk?!
Mike McLaughlin Spiderman is stronger than batman
Mike McLaughlin batman doesnt even have super strenght. He is just at peak physical state which makes him insanely strong but every human can achieve it by training hard. It is nowhere near close to super strenght.
Νικητας Ολυμπιακος Batman is also super good with martial arts and other fighting techniques and he is quick and super smart
Web shooters are much more than useful! They have different modes like rapid fire and web bomb! I bet they even have a program that helps Peter aim!
GameKnight - Roblox and More yeah :)D
GameKnight - Roblox and More lmao
thats homecoming this is classic spiderman
@@jenfrank8423 no they referenced homecoming
Use of turning into a spider:
You’re scary as fuck and no dude wants to mess with you.
If these are useless then he would basically be some random kid with a spider-sense only. Super strength, wall climbing, web shooting, etc is what he is known for. Sure the extra limbs and turning into a spider could arguably be useless. Also, his vehicle and belt are not considered super powers lol. Anyone could own them.
Edit - Forgot to mention: If you are saying his suits are too good and do better than his normal abilities then why are you putting it on the useless list?
One of the coolest marvel character? Are you kidding? He is the coolest marvel character!!!
I would happen to disagree. I think Iron Man (Tony Stark specifically) because of his attitude and skills.
But that was your opinion, and I respect that. I'm not gonna start an argument though.
@@pimpmegatron5504 although I agree with you, spiderman has always been the face of marvel tho
@@Shamonsnipes Yeah. When someone says Marvel, most of the time, they say "Spiderman".
Exactlly!!!!!!
media review Spider-Man isn’t even owned by marvel it’s owned by Sony
sounds like to me they are saying Spider-man sucks. they just judged most of abilities. And also sounds like Spider-man is a rip off from batman. come on get your facts straight. i'd rather have spider powers then a billionaire bat gadgets
Algore Also batman is a genius,is a master of all types of martial arts,FUCKING BADASS
Marco Rodigues Spider-Man is also a boy genius and even has his own martial art which is a spider like style, not to even mention his spider sense is one of his greatest powers.
Algore
I would pick batman
Hes a GENIUS
He can counter the whole justice league
Can spiderman counter the whole avengers
And rek em
Marco Rodigues he can also do 100 pound benchpress so hes rlly strong
Algore batman could learn spidermans "martial art" In a few encounters
U literally listed all Spider-Mans super powers and tried to prove how their useless
While talking about how they're useful.
spiderman does uses his super strength,but.He uses it to save people not to defeat bad guys.
Spider-Man's jokes are his most powerful power.
lol yasss
The truest thing said
Yass
Not one of these powers was "completely useless". Every one was given examples of why they are useful in the video its self. Some of them are also not powers. The video title is disturbingly idiotic.
Ikr! If these powers were COMPLETLY useless, why were they in the movies/shows, instead of in the wiki?
Okay, right, six arms is so useful.
HATER THAT IS A MORON
Right like the spider mobile ? That’s a car not a power
Risryn myrisR yeah. Becaue in a fist fight, 4 more arms would not at all be usefull. Multitasking and better combat. Not at all usefull am I right?
Super strenght is useless?
Remember the moment that he stopped the raging train?
This video basically said every power is useless
The reason to turn into a spider:
1. You look more scary
2. You have bigger teeth
3. You have more limbs
4. You have more calculated vision
5. You have more fall damage resistance
6. You gain super human strength
7. You gain organic webbing which is more available
So you got that “turning into a spider is useless” thing wrong.
You call it useless, but in reality it’s really convenient.
Ali Supreme doesn’t spider man have super human strength in a humanoid form
What you mean is double the human strength of spider man into a man spider
James Axiel Maguire, yes, actually he dose
Yeah but he id half out of his mind
James Axiel Maguire, don’t ask questions, the answer is clearly because Spider-Man
This video in a nutshell:
Here's a power that has a bunch of uses that are great for crime fighting, but are super annoying in these niche circumstance!
Literally every single one of these "useless powers" have a use described IN THE VIDEO.
Kirby Crab Ikr
Perfectly explained
YES!!!
The extra arms help him climb walls.
That way there are no clothes covering those arms.
It's not like he would wear sleeves on those arms
Saiyan charachter has the most awesome metabolism 😂
Spider-Man: WOOOOOH HOOO
Guy: WOAH HE STOLE TAHT GUYS PIZZA
if the iron spider suit is so useful that it makes the rest of his powers useless than how is it useless
Then read it again.
+avit Zach He means that if the suit is so good that it makes him normally useless, then it's not useless, because it's better than he normally his.
CBR: Why would spiderman need a utility belt
Me: to keep his pants up
Wow I never knew an advanced suit was a super power seems exactly like a "suuper powerrr"
Half of these aren’t even powers
6:30 He doesnt use his FULL strength becuase he would punch thru someone with just one punch
He would punch a hole in someone's body if he uses his full strength
Exactly, in a comic he stopped a plane from crashing because the landing gear wouldn't work
He'd knock a head clean off if he didn't hold back.
LdLink16 So he withstood the crushing weight of 62 tons, and that was with relative strain. He has way more impressive feats.
RottenVids Good thing spiderman doesn't kill.
Extra arms are always good especially with enhanced strenth
He complaining that he runs out of webs but he has a utility belt that carry extra Web containers which he also complained about