Simulating 300 Million Years Of Human Evolution In 10 Minutes
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
- I simulated 300 million years of life on Earth in this video.
They should probably just show people this video instead of making them read textbooks in school, I'm pretty confident that this is how things went down.
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"Human Evolution"
*adds dwarves, elves, and orcs*
I was thinking the same thing
Green people, short guys, monster people 😂& pointy-eared tall blondes
The second he spawned in orcs I knew how it's gonna go
Orcs are too op
@@nikolabrankovic2130 he should have distanced the orc, they are not to op but at the start they are
I really wish they'd balance the orcs. Every video I've seen that has orcs in the mix, they overpower all the other races no matter what the conditions are. It really cuts down on the game's playability, since they can't be put into any scenario without causing everything to end with them beating out all the others.
@@atoriusv5070 I have seen some scenarios were either humans or elves win. The problem is that most UA-camrs or viewers don’t understand that orcs are super over powered at the start at smaller map but after the while it becomes balance due to the long time that orcs take finish their skill tree then it’s unbalanced
DF knew what happened 200Mil years ago.. Actually He's the one simulating this real world by playing games. And he's watching definitely...
why did you add so much to the comment
Who knows
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Always messing up his own plans purely due to impatience. Well done.
Orcs are too OP in this game
Good old DF keep me entertained in the hospital keep up the good work mate
What?
@@Totallysaneperson1 what is it that you don't understand from that sentence?
Fr hope you get well soon
I had a MI which is a heart attack so I'm stuck in hospital for a while to recover and tests and it's boring so I'm glad to see DF has posted as it always makes me laugh
@@hopebuchholz4272 thank you I hope so too tbh
I like to imagine DF being an actual god in like an anime setting. People praying to him and whatnot, him not caring. Everything exists, and then suddenly zombies and madness and death. Because of reasons.
What a cruel god
Props to DF for hiring an Orc editor!
orcs in this game are pretty broken, you should just leave them off the worlds because they are almost always guaranteed to win :p
Not really, orcs only good early game
@@Samzatas no, pretty much just gods.
Especially if they get their hands on adamantine. Might as well nuke them if they do
Only good at combat
If you don't disable the "Rebellions" setting in World Laws then there can never be a winner, each kingdom will keep splitting in half and fighting itself.
I want DF to do this again but instead of 500 Orcs globally only make 20 on each major continent, bet they still take over in end
when math aint mathing
Showing India before showering cows for food😭😭😂😂
I like how Australia was in complete peace and harmony until DF just replaced half of them with Zombies.
Orks keep ruining the experiments because they are OP lol
my adhd made me forget that your channel existed and I just remembered while I was in the middle of a breakdown and I just have to say that I think your my comfort youtuber. Thank you DF.
Dude shoutout to the Purple Australian nation, they were there from like year 80 until the end.
Honestly, DF is God just playing with us through UA-cam
Year 69, Moons until next age 420, Something sus is goin on here
Wait a minute hold it right there
1:03
The amount of history memes here are hilarious
Dwarves literally made the soviet union
Nobody wanted to be in central amazon
@@春金-r5b and then it colapsed lmao
Props to the editor. Had a clear fav.
What was it? Lol
Don't worry Mr. Editor man, one day Australia will win :)
Mate we lost a war against or own national bird we have no chance
Dwarves, orcs, and elves? Literally made a Middle Earth.
This map looks really cool
There's just an absurd amount of mountains, I know it's for accuracy but jeez
"So what happens if we do that to basically everyone in the world?"
Proceeds to cover all Australia 😢
Watching the death counter go up was funny
He is a God at being dangerous at games
Keep it uo
I came here for the chaos and was immediately not disappointed.
haven't finished the vid yet, i'm rooting for ya Australia!
It's good to see the western us wasn't the only thing reduced to rubble at the beginning, but I understand why it was the only area mentioned
As an Australian, I agree with the editor
Thanks for having icelandic included❤
this is the earliest I have to come to your vid, I love your content man! ❤
How is your voice so calming and so terrific at the same time😢😢
normally a calming voice would be terrific, it just means good
@@TordBot69 I think they meant terrifying
At 13:45 dwarfs be like 😨 😌😮💨 💀
It's pretty interesting how some borders were pretty similar to real life
Russia and China was red
Everthing you put in Antarctica will just die.
Good old Aussies sticking it in till the end😂
I like how it said “in 10 minutes” and the video is 19 minutes long
“They will survive where they survive and they will die where they die”
-DF 2023
This is going into my DF quotes compilation
I actually forgot you were talking about this year it is such a scifi number and e don't have anything cool just a pandemic. :(
I’ve seen other UA-camrs play this game but I forgot what it’s called does anyone know the name
Thanks for the little shout out to greenland
This was very interesting and enjoyable to watch.
DF do a hundred dwarfs vs one thousand elves
7:23 im with you
0:35 You just butchered all of those cows!
It's kind of hilarious that one of the groups decided to wipe out the dudes living in the UK but the land wasn't even worth taking over so they just left it empty :P
Nice video DF :)
I love your vids man
the map you used for 200 mya is actually the pangaea proxima model possibly forming in 200myfn
Ah yes in the thumb nail I can confirm our history went from pangea to usa being the world
as a Kiwi I'm sad you didnt put any people on New Zealand! 😢
This is unrealistic Northern Africa would never have a zombie problem. They would have a Mummy problem.
Countries which dont eat cows: 👁️👄👁️
The orcs are banging down my door in South Africa rn😭
Thanks for telling me i currently live in Arizona, I though i was on Brazil!
After 7 years DangerouslyFunny....................
Sounds exactly the same
This must’ve taken DF a long time
damn, no one literally want to settle on indonesia😂😭
He just uploaded it but it’s gonna be a banger vid
bro this is classified as turn based strategy
New Zealand isn't forgotten !!!
I’m going to get worldbox on steam!
The dwarfish empire in Asia looks like the ussr.
you should of got the modern mod to make it realistic
7:23 me also an aussie hoping Australia wins
day one of trying to make df play wasteland story
Wow , i came back to this channel and the videos are different now from before , why did he stop playing stardew valley btw ? 😭
what ever happened to the my little universe series? i actually kinda enjoyed that one
He doesnt really do series anymore, there are very few games he plays more them once. Nowadays he seems to be really into this one and Roblox.
Us Aussies ain't orks! WE ARE DWARFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love this guy
At the year at the start of the video it was year 69 lol
i'm laughing because this video is 19 minutes long!
"Crabuary" instead of "January"?
i did read that correctly right? "CRABuary"......welll, i suppose technically, we are all pretty crabby around that time of year due to over partying xD x
i really should go t bed but id love to be here instead
Real mood
Exactly
Yeah I woke up at 4 yesterday and I'd forgot to keep track of time until I drank my coffee at fucking five this morning. So you know maybe don't go into ADHD cleaning paralysis
Anyome else find it mildly ironic that the two global superpowers ended up being located in america and russia
Hi DF
Hi DF.
You should play some mc dungeons if they add new stuff to it.
I want to play this on consoles
Fuckin' A Aussie editor, they may take Perth, but that's a sacrifice we're all willing to make no one likes WA
Day 35 of asking df to play oligarchy
The orcs won so easily
The age of ash kinda kills everybody.
Reintroduce humans, I wanna see them thrive
Australia had it too good for too long apparently.
Like why? You didn't even pass a percent of 300 million years, heck even a .001% of 300 million. Why can't you let it run its own course? Why so impatient?
Day 6 of asking DF to play Wobbly Life
“What happens if you let the earth evolve for 100 million years?” We’re halfway there df.
The orcs did what humans couldn't. Formed a successful communism
He started on year 69 so I by law have to say
NICE
In thumbnail the next entire pangea turned into US territory only
Hello, sir. I think your map of China is not well drawn. You should draw more plains, such as the central part of China, the northwest part of China, and some basins. Love comes from China❤️❤️❤️❤️
A tad bit less then 300 million haha
How to get that mod in android phone want that have ages
Why did u make clod biemes moutain biaoms we have frozen biome in game have you forgot!?
Hi @DangerouslyFunny and everyone else!
was that country called The Bi
1:27
Play idle dessert tycoon plz
This was NOT 300 million years. I am dissatisfied.
nice