@@coffeelink943 cheese doesn’t really go bad. It’s already made from rotten milk. If it grows any mold you scrape it off. He can have that wheel for a long time no problem. My grandma used to keep cheese on the table. Never in the fridge.
we have a food truck in our city square who is doing this. the simple version without meat cost 7 $, so, affordable and the flavor from the parmesan is unbeatable. my BIL used the same as a meal option on his wedding. was cool.
it's a strange facet of modern society that writing a throwaway one-liner on a youtube ad can lead people to think it matters / feel a sense of gratification from it we really set the bar low
@@Sporacle Imagine thinking someone getting excited about getting a bunch of likes means they think it's meaningful. 😂 What's strange is people caring about what other people get excited about and taking a dump on it. You must be a miserable person.
@@w_graphicsfrmaybe not even that they 'can't', just that they won't because it's an INSANE purchase, now I fucking love cheese, my dude but I can't imagine spending $2,000 on that. That's CRAZY. Especially doing a preparation like this, because it just seems like that would ruin the $2,000 cheese. I mean this video is obviously just a huge flex for him honestly, and good for him because I'm kind of jealous. Lol
@@Alexciaoooshipping go crazy if we want authentic Italian. My grandma immigrated here from Italy, Italian Americans will pay a pretty penny for authentic stuff if we can afford it. We make what we can but park, nah. Also price gouging Americans is pretty typical for imported products. You can find parm for cheaper than 2 grand
@@sxnnysqxadrblx_yt9984nah what you mean? You can’t afford a 2,000 dollars block of cheese? I mean maybe two a week is too much but it’s pretty affordable.
Think of it as an incredibly seasoned bowl that adds flavor as you cook. With a wheel, all you need to do is throw in the pasta, pasta water and butter
If I found myself with such a cheese wheel, the owner would most likely track it down with an included GPS chip and send his personal hitman called ,,The Milkman” to retake this priced posession…
Yup, and he literally said "now cook your pasta al dente" as if you can do that with fresh pasta. Anyone with a camera can be a chef these days (because no one has to eat what they are making for them to make money).
"If you find yourself with a $2000 parmesan wheel" No, I don't have one.
Don't translate...
ฉันจะสมัครรับข้อมูลใครก็ตามที่สมัครรับข้อมูลฉันและชอบความคิดเห็นนี้…👾
@@DJILMarioBoys ok i wont translate
@@DJILMarioBoysI already know what it means without even translating 😑
😂 I'd honestly put it on my wedding registry as a joke just to get it. (I did it as a kid with a $120 Nintendo DS)
I do :) Tho its being eaten by the kids in my basement
That relatable feeling when you find yourself with a $2000 parmesan wheel
It’s a waste as well tbh… is he really gonna eat all of that cheese or toss it in the trash
@@coffeelink943not necessarily he could just freeze it after he's done until next time.🤔🤨🧐
@@coffeelink943 Over the course of probably several years? Yeah
lol @ "al dante"...tell us you're a shoemaker without telling us.
@@coffeelink943 cheese doesn’t really go bad. It’s already made from rotten milk. If it grows any mold you scrape it off. He can have that wheel for a long time no problem. My grandma used to keep cheese on the table. Never in the fridge.
Bro said « affordable » 😭
Don't translate...
ฉันจะสมัครรับข้อมูลใครก็ตามที่สมัครรับข้อมูลฉันและชอบความคิดเห็นนี้…👾
I think what he meant was affordable for Joe Biden.🗿🗿🗿
@@riziqherviansyahsabara8939 nah that's not even affordable to him
@@DJILMarioBoysblud thinks he knows the meta by making people translate so they give him the attention he never got
You norwegian?
Buddy said "crispy wagyu", "$2000 wheel", and "affordable" all in the same short😭
real
And convenient 😭😭😭🤚
he did "sike"
Thank god he shared this. I’ve been sitting on a $2,000 wheel of Parmesan for a while now.
Nice tattoos 🤕
Why did I laugh so hard reading this comment?
😂😂😂😂
Hey hey…nobody likes a shoe off, ok 👍
Lmfao
That “sike” was personal
Called us all broke and dipped 💀
For real 😂 so rude lmao
That's the wrong number
Im unsubbing cause of that😒
lol @ "al dante"...tell us you're a shoemaker without telling us.
Great advice for the average person, I actually almost forgot about my 2000 dollar parmesan wheel, thank you for reminding me
I know! Mine has just been sitting in the back of my fridge for ages. I'm glad this video reminded me to use it up.
Yeah mine should be getting moldy in a few days so I think I’ll start in this
Agreed, I found one inside my 10 year old washing machine which I have used since I wasn't born, I should totally make this ( => w
I just made a shed Outback with temp and humidity control and decided to age mine some more. Guess I know how to use now.
I love using an entire wheel of cheese as a bowl in order to eat a batch of pasta I could blow away with a sneeze
“Thanks man, I just found one in my fridge.”
😂savage
Lol 😂
Take it out immediately, a good parm should never be chilled!! 😉
Who are you quoting?
@@FracturedParadigms the quotes are to enhance the sarcasm
bro just called me poor in english, italian, and japanese.
AND Russian
😂
And eubonics lol
@@charliebrown92586 you mean ebonics?
たかいです。
Bro called me broke in 300 languages 💀
@Sam1290RBXhow he bot tho?
@Sam1290RBXa lot of real people do that, but I can agree that it's not really funny
😂
Creamy white sauce💀
@@Prime_Chouwow kids are greedy seeing some liquid that is white a "*i don't wanna say it*"
Sell it ❌
Start by carving the center✔️
the elbow slam is essential
Can someone tell me who this UA-cam guy is?
youtube
3 hours 8 likes? Fell off
UA-cam actually fell off nahhh
Only 16 likes in 7 hours on yt comment 👍
“If you find yourself with a $2000 Parmesan wheel”
Well first I have to find $2000
Fr
And even if I had $2000, you'd never catch me spending it on a wheel cheese.
Bro said
I'd need more since I'm already in debt 😅😢
I'll just sleep on the street for a month so I don't have to pay rent....
*Me with a 2,000$ parmesan wheel*
"SHIIIIT"
Bro just called me broke. I will never buy a $2000 Parmesan wheel. If I have an extra $2000 it will go towards bills and a vacation. Not for 1 meal. 😅
@@theepicadventures 🤓👆
Im sorry your talking about your self nerdy bi @@Flipityflip
Elbow dandruff in the pasta! 🍝
@@Flipityflipfound the spoiled guy
Max just knows how to make us hungry 😂😂
Bro called me poor in 34 different languages
Nah, he called himsepf rich.
@@jacobhargiss9909 is that olde English
@@sowhat... no, its just fst thumbs.
the “SIKE!” at “affordable” 😂
Bro had me on “affordable!”😂😂
"SIKE!!!"😭
"if you find yourself with a Wheel of parmesan" I probably won't ever find myself in that position....
@@green_mintttt huh?
Yea, I'll just randomly find a $2000 parmesan wheel in my fridge which is filled with nothing cuz I'm not that Typa rich 😭
Man's afternoon lunch costs more than my rent 💀
8 times my mortgage, beat that 😅
Shit where you renting? Cheapest I can find is 1,700
@@SorenPenrosein some places rent is like 300 dollars due to poor currency but if he is in america there is no way he can find a home that cheap
ur too young to rent
@@flomexus114💀💀💀 do u know them???
“Affordable.” “SIKE” 😂😂
we have a food truck in our city square who is doing this.
the simple version without meat cost 7 $, so, affordable and the flavor from the parmesan is unbeatable.
my BIL used the same as a meal option on his wedding.
was cool.
That "sike" was the main ingredient 💀💀
Edit: 3k likes lesgooo 🔥🔥👍👍
Damn right 😂
it's a strange facet of modern society that writing a throwaway one-liner on a youtube ad can lead people to think it matters / feel a sense of gratification from it
we really set the bar low
😂😂😂😂
@@Sporacle Imagine thinking someone getting excited about getting a bunch of likes means they think it's meaningful. 😂
What's strange is people caring about what other people get excited about and taking a dump on it. You must be a miserable person.
Bro I just found a 2000$ cheese wheel in my bathtub when I woke up, this helped me so much
Thank you for this info. I’m constantly finding myself with a $2,000 parm wheel and never know what to do with it. Thank you.
Hahaha
Here it was, collecting dust.
You are right this was a very great info 😂.
That was a good one. 😂
LMAOOO ACCURATE RESPONSE
tysm i keep having these random wheels spawning out of nowhere in my bedroom, you're a life saver !
Aah yes, I know this problem well. What part of Tamriel are you from?
@@Bigparr43😂😂😂 It gives me a lot of memories.
Wait you guys got some of 500k cheeses wheels I dropped near the dragon mountain next to whiterun?
Yo that's some Elder Scrolls kind of shenanigans.
@@FlamingNinjaBoi that's the joke...
"If you find yourself with a $2,000 Parmesan wheel..." Hol' up, let me check the back of the fridge...
You can find anything in the back of the fridge
@@HunterCralle-g4lagreed.. it's always at the back of dem fridges
My goat that is so true there is anything back there. fair field fencer
I still cant see the invincible milk my mom somehow found but I couldnt find
"If you find yourself with a $2000, parmesan' wheel." Nah, we all can't afford things like you do, bud. We cant afford it! 😭☠️
“al DONTE” is wild
He means like how his buddy Dante likes it 😂
@@devadasn likes what
He made dinner for his friend Al Dante
Al Donte? More like EL Donte
*Laughs in DmC*
Ah yes, my favorite devil make rye character. Pizza Al Dante Inferno
If I find myself with a $2000 parmesan wheel, I’m eating it all in one sitting
Same. For maximum taste, you need to cut out a thin wedge that’s one bite
THAT'S SO REAL
Have fun with your exploding stomach then lol
That's going to be hell coming out
@@TomorrowBillis
😏
"if i found myself with a 2000$ parmesan wheel"
i would sell it
Real
Nah that would be my life’s Parmesan cheese reserves
Also in case of an apocalypse lol 😆
tbh I wouldn't have. Unless I REALLY needed money
I would eat it
it's the "dumbass bitch boyfriend" pfp, thought I would never see it again!
You are a reall chef👌👌
"Affordable *SiKe* delicious" 😭💀
How do I make the letters thick? Like §o this?
@@shelly-ps1uc add * starting and ending of text :)
“SIKE, that’s the wrong NUMBA!!!!”
*sike*
Simple: ❌️
Convenient: ❌️
Affordable: ❌️
Delicious: ✅️
Not really
@@sgrizzo48 dude shut up
gross, i’ll never understand european obsession with this stuff.
@@masterBong1 that's not european/italian stuff darling
Lol 😂
Its just an awesome feeling when you wake up on a beautiful Sunday morning and look to find a 2000 15 pound parmesan wheel in the corner of your room
bruh that wheel gotta weigh 50lbs
That thing has more cheese than I ate in my entire life
and a wagyu steak and flaming vodka in your fridge
Then you realise you fell asleep playing Skyrim
@@truthseeker8072 hey you, you are finally awake
If you find yourself with a 2000$ Parmesan wheel just destroy it like this
If I find myself with a $2,000 Parmesan wheel, there’s certainly gonna be a whole lot more questions than answers
well said😂
When your monthly pay is payment in kinds... 🧀🥩🥚
"If you find yourself with a $2000 Parmesan wheel"
No... I'm selling that.
Yeah makes sense😂
Fr im sure there’s some weird rich kid who’s gonna buy that
@@XxLightwingxXor, you know, a restaurant lol
Cut it into 1 lb pieces and sell for 40 to 60 a pound
@@saber5694 Good idea but who would want 1 lb pieces of parmesan cheese 💀
I love it when i find random $2000 parmesan wheels just lying there on the street.
Probably fell off a car made of cheese
Wheels are for transportation
I see you have never played skyrim
@@Therunawayglacon i hoard that shit in skyrim, you never know when you might need to pause and eat 14 of them to recover health.
Oh you too? I thought I was the only one.
And if u don't find yourself with it just scroll away😂😂
"Affordable!"
*SIKE!*
😭😭
Man😭
"Affordable, SIKE!"
Max is trolling the low class with that joke.
Edit: The comments can't catch a break on me 💀
😢
I am not broke but I am not paying 2k for that
middle class people cant afford that
@@w_graphicsfrmaybe not even that they 'can't', just that they won't because it's an INSANE purchase, now I fucking love cheese, my dude but I can't imagine spending $2,000 on that. That's CRAZY. Especially doing a preparation like this, because it just seems like that would ruin the $2,000 cheese.
I mean this video is obviously just a huge flex for him honestly, and good for him because I'm kind of jealous. Lol
middle class people cannot afford that lmao
Somewhere in the world there’s an Italian crying 😂
I'm Italian and I'm baffled from the price tag. Here it's 560€ or around 600$. It's insane you guys pay 2000$.
@@Alexciaoooshipping go crazy if we want authentic Italian. My grandma immigrated here from Italy, Italian Americans will pay a pretty penny for authentic stuff if we can afford it. We make what we can but park, nah. Also price gouging Americans is pretty typical for imported products. You can find parm for cheaper than 2 grand
*parm
Here I am
When lyninja did something smillar and lionfield reacted to it... Yeah, they did
"Cook til all donte" 😂😂😭
We'd spell that "Oll Dante" Rather than "Al dente" lmao
Shit aint even hard to pronounce. Al, like the name. Den, like the place. Te, like the beginning of the word Tent.
He said it like that on purpose so we would comment on it.
Wtf is "all-don-tay"😂😂😂😂😂
Old Dante?
This guide is perfect for all those times I randomly find a $2000 parmesan wheel
For real, I always find one of those out and about and I never know what to do with 'em!
Bruh I just randomly stumbled upon a 2k cheese wheel but gave it away 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
yeah i keep finding them bruh it’s so annoying i hate randomly finding these 2k parmesan wheels
And wagyu
It's so annoying like bro it's only 2k I dont want it
the cheese to flour transition was smooth
Omg I love your vids
Nah it wasn’t, not even the same stroke
no it wasnt
"Convenient"
"Affordable-"
*SIKE!*
Ain't no way that's gonna be affordable casually 😭😭😭
"Simple, convenient, affordable" bro shitted on my entire existence
😂
Oh god this the funniest comment ever😂😂😂
Max be like:
Mouth: blessed
Hands: tired
Wallet: on life support
Eating the whole wheel in one sitting:
Heart: attack.
Life support is how we GOT INTO THIS MESS!!!!
Hotel trigavo
Stomach:full
“Blessed” mouth is crazy 💀
I had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich today.
I had cereal today
had coco pops with water
@@regulardegular5i had oreo brownies today
i had some peanuts
You guys ate?
I woke up earlier this week with a $2000 dollar cheese wheel so thank god he shared this video
It's really relatable to have one at home i sometimes buy 2 a week
in ur dreams
@@sxnnysqxadrblx_yt9984it’s a joke….
@@sxnnysqxadrblx_yt9984nah what you mean? You can’t afford a 2,000 dollars block of cheese? I mean maybe two a week is too much but it’s pretty affordable.
I understand, reusing a plate without washing it is pretty gross, after all
honestly IF I got a 2,000$ block of cheese i would get a slice and put it on my sandwich
Al Dante is actually the boss of his local mafia. He demands the first cut of all cheese wheel pastas.
@@Realdieene No, that’s Al Dente
@@Realdieene 2024, phones and internet of the palm of your hand yet you fail a simple 10 second Google search...
@@Realdieene😂
“Cook to all dante”
Italians: ”I sense a disturbance in the force”
Anyone that has a $2000 cheese wheel but can’t say al dente correctly did not get there by cooking.
anyone who uses wagyu and "cream sauce" instead of pancetta with an egg yolk carbonara sauce aint Italian either
As an Italin i think that the wagyu doesn't have a strong flavor therefore you wont taste it properly
Cook to all me
"Al dente" this Is how we say It in Italy
Instructions unclear: I broke the water.
Wait wait wait wait wait!
The $2000 parmesan wheel is just a bowl?!
a very tasty bowl. mixing it around lets the cheese from the wheel seep into the pasta. so not quite *just* a bowl.
Always has been
Think of it as an incredibly seasoned bowl that adds flavor as you cook. With a wheel, all you need to do is throw in the pasta, pasta water and butter
IKR 💀
@@thaloh great explanation. better than mine at least.
Bro really said affordable when that was probably my rent for a couple months
Where you living for 200 bucks per month?
it’s only 2000
He might have roommates or something.
That is my rent for one month and I have roommates and it is only my part 😂😂
@@lailabel5443 Nah that's crazy. I only pay $1500 with no roomates.
“Can I get cheese on my pasta?” “Wait actually I changed my mind, can I get some pasta on my cheese?”
If I find myself with a $2,000 parmesan wheel, I'd be a very happy girl.
"can u give me a plate of cheese with the sprinkle of pasta"😂
The pasta not entirely drained stirred in the cheese will produce a sauce. Add pork fat and egg yolks and it’s close to a carbanaro
取り敢えず2000ドルの野生のパルメザンチーズホイールを捕まえる段階から始めます👍
と日本の牛を見つけてくる。
I find it cool y’all understand the video and still comment in Japanese
@@pineapplegamer6986 yeah you're right I'm Italian and I understand everything about English 😊
@@NizarZaji I understand everything about destroying the pasta😏
@@PRUSSIANNN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Yes because finding yourself with a $2000 Parmesan wheel happens every day! So relatable thank you
I've never heard $2000 parmesan wheel and affordable in the same video
i thank you because i’ve been sleeping on a 2000$ parmesan bed right now
Normal people: OmG ThAT iS a vErY faNcY meaL
Italians: that is just a fucking Mac and Cheese with meat
I'm italian, yes but... It's so absurd every thing he says that I can't help laughing XD
No
Mac n beef :) chef boyardee of the elites * chef’s kiss *
That "SIKE!" was personal!! 😭🤣💀
Bro the beat in the background goes crazy 😭😭
My broke as* died when he said “Affordable”
"cook til AL DANTE" got me LMAO
Accidentally dropped into the 6th circle of hell
Tf it's an actual cooking term
@@seanbrower4701 its usually pronounced "al dente", thats why i thought it was a little funny, is all
@@seanbrower4701 to the teeth, dente. Dante is the first author to ever write in Italian.
@@seanbrower4701 “al-din-tay,” not “all-Dante,” this ain’t a Mexican soap opera 😂
“Al Donte” 😂
💀
Probably some pasta stucked on his teeth 😂
So now I know what to do with my $2,000 parmasean wheel now thx
He called me broke in 100 languages 😂
You didn't even make it to third grade math did you?
@@StayKindUnwind y u mad?
@@StayKindUnwindbro doesn’t know what a joke is 💀
“Al Dantay”
Al Dante
@@myheromedia-verse foolishness Dante, foolishness
@@myheromedia-verseal dente (dente = teeth, so basically not soft like noodles)
@@EnormeEkoH dude, I was making a Devil May Cry joke, "Dante"
@@myheromedia-verse k, but why you like your own comments, pal
this is riding the fine line between “this is so stupid” and “i really wanna eat it”
That happens to me all the time! Thanks for the tips 😎
美味しそう！って思ったら、急にジャパニーズディップソースとか聞こえてきてビックリしたwwww
Bro its italian💀 your hunted by them for the rest of your life
それなー！！！
てかジャパニーズディップソースってなんなんだろうな、、、？
和牛にかけているあたり、焼き肉のたれ説
僕も聞こえてびっくりしました((((；ﾟДﾟ))))❤
「sweet japanese dipping sauce」って言っててかけてるのはトキワ食品の「但馬牛焼肉・ステーキ醤油」ですね
He says affordable 😂❤
"Casually spawns a 2000$ Parmesan wheel in my bed" I always needed this video!
Never stop this series, Imma start mine soon
homeboy really said “al DONTE”
That “sike” was a flex
If I found myself with such a cheese wheel, the owner would most likely track it down with an included GPS chip and send his personal hitman called ,,The Milkman” to retake this priced posession…
😂🤣😂
"I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious."
Underrated comment 😅
@@youngabhay agreed
Underateddd
Bro call us broke 1,000,000 Languages
"If you find yourself with a $2,000 Parmesan..."
I have already ate it, rind and all.
Wym
Lmaoooooo your stomach not gonna like that
I can feel your indigestion, you're gonna be squirting cheese oil for weeks.
@@noahpollard9713 Stomach pain means nothing, for cheese is eternal.
@@BiggestBigBoy Worth it.
"let them eat cake" vibe right there 💀
"Affordable.."
*"SIKE"*
Last one >" wow" so cute 🥺❤️🔥
bro said “if you find yourself with a $2000 parmesan wheel…” no i will not find myself with a $2000 wheel of cheese😭💀
“Affordable” the last words of my bank account😂 😭
"Simple convinient affordable delicious"
“Oh woe is me, I found this $2000 parmesan wheel and now i don’t know what to do with it.”
Just killed 2 nation's culinary tradition in a 30s short
Love how he’s just like if you just casually find yourself with a $2000 Parmesan wheel
ngl the way he said it so casually just "if you find yourself with a 2000 dollar paresan wheel" just so normally really got me lol
My brother in Christ, I will never once find myself with a $2000 Parmesan Wheel that hasn’t already been used on my Spaghetti, I’m sorry.
Adding egg pasta to cheesy sauce and adding an extra yoke is exactly what no one would ever do who understood the original character of the dish.
Yup, and he literally said "now cook your pasta al dente" as if you can do that with fresh pasta. Anyone with a camera can be a chef these days (because no one has to eat what they are making for them to make money).
The extra yoke is so japanese style. They do it in so many of their steak dippings
Him mentioning the price of the cheese wheel at all (which, who knows if it's even true) tells you exactly what he cares about from the start, lol.
Food snobs are so funny. 😂
If I had a $2000 Parmesan wheel, I wouldn’t even cut it
let that ho build up value over time like gold
cuz you are gonna sell it haha
"Affordable" man is even making Jeff Bezos look poor
Ever since the influx in $2000 parmesan cheese wheels spawning in my house from the random wormhole I can't seem to close, this video really helped.
"Affordable" I laughed depressingly at my bank account 😂😂😂