PLUSHIES OUT 12/29 youtooz.com/pa... PLAY HERE www.roblox.com... Today I play the new popular Roblox game called Parenthood but I don’t necessarily play it how it’s supposed to be played
6:22 you know albert's fed up with not being to go up stairs when he literally pulls up roblox studio to create a tutorial on how to make stairs for developers.
10:56 I grew up with epilepsy and had to take meds that made me extremely emotional. This is how my family treated me. I am now a little over a year from moving out and going to college but I am still watching this UA-cam channel.
So much respect to Albert. He’s got enough going on enough with Rocky, Kirsten and the 32 children in his basement that his decision to not have children is COMPLETELY responsible and understandable.
I respect Alberts decision for not having children. Him screaming at 3 in the morning is probably enough. Having baby do the same would probably be too much.
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Children: “you got games on your phone?”
Albert: “you got guns in your game?”
😂👌 lol
@@Void_Playzz456 🙄
@@Ew-mp6rk Girl, What?-
Yes I do have guns in my game.
@@charl445 Albert will kill everyone to make a nice taco out of their skin and flesh.
The fact that I’m almost a legal adult and still enjoy watching this channel 4 years later says a lot about how I was raised.
yeah..
You were raised perfect
Yep. That’s a perfect lifestyle
Same here, I’m turning 18 next year and I’ll still be watching him lol
Yes.
6:22 you know albert's fed up with not being to go up stairs when he literally pulls up roblox studio to create a tutorial on how to make stairs for developers.
Lol
10:56
I grew up with epilepsy and had to take meds that made me extremely emotional. This is how my family treated me. I am now a little over a year from moving out and going to college but I am still watching this UA-cam channel.
I like that laugh haer haer haer haer
@@coolmanbig8664 HAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHA
@@coolmanbig8664
did you even read the comment
@@aniboo8668 nope
im sorry to hear that I hope u r doing better
flamingo pls let me adopt you in parenthood 😳👉👈
Aha
Okay
Sure
Roblox sucks!!!!
Yes
42 SECONDS LETS GOOO
So much respect to Albert. He’s got enough going on enough with Rocky, Kirsten and the 32 children in his basement that his decision to not have children is COMPLETELY responsible and understandable.
and peach even tho shes kirstens dog
@@WiltedSpades I thought it was the other way around?
it's true i'm one of the kids
This aged..not well but it aged
Nah, I Imagine It Would Be Over 200 Children…
3:27 I love how Albert's first name idea other than "e" was *glundlefoot*
Glundlefoot is superior
@@Amy_zamy-glundlefoot- (tags)
0:42 “the the the the… the the”
Wow. Beautiful. thank you, Albert. 😌
Only Albert would join a game called “Parenthood” just to try and abandon his child
Wrong, I would 😏
@@ciara.1x haha same here
@@robloxeclipt3033 ok
@@ciara.1x I’ve subbed!
You guys well never have kids
"parenthood"
Albert: "is there any guns?"
*_Facts_*
Str8 f4ct5
Straight facts
lol
Fact
i love how albert just ignores the people chasing him and decides to just keep walking
1:16 anything I can help with albert: HOTEL
1:17
Trivago
Albert gets a child irl:
walks into the daycare: “Is tHeRe guNs?”
Ikr why would there be guns in a daycare are they teaching kids about guns
@@mysticgamer-robloxandmore17 I dont think albert would do that irl, so I think this comment is a joke
@@mnzzu well obviously it’s a joke😤🙄
@@mysticgamer-robloxandmore17 woah calm down jamal
@@mysticgamer-robloxandmore17 r/whooosshhh
If Albert had a catchphrase, it would be: “Is there guns?”
Ikr lol
@@TheReimaginedGamer they havent even fucking spammed
Lol yes
Yes
@@TheReimaginedGamer S H U T
Fun fact: their might be a dimension where albert has a child.
Holy shi😳
i am alberts child and i can confirm, he left me like his mum left him
OTS MUM NOT MOM
I feel like alberts kid would be speedrunning on obbys at two months old…
I respect Alberts decision for not having children. Him screaming at 3 in the morning is probably enough. Having baby do the same would probably be too much.
Speaks truth
That child would inherit Albert's thirst for blood.
That child would probably play roblox and be rude to noobs like albert
"its like bloxburg but kids exist"
bloxburgs kids update: *baby i aint even here, im a hallucination*
lmao
lollll
But babys do exist
The problem is they're just anoying little rats
@@crumble_berry1719 lol
@@crumble_berry1719 but you were a baby too?
5:15 albert be like: what collor is your bugatti?
Andrew Tate be like: 5:14
Was thinking the same exact thing 💀💀😂😂
What color is your Bugatti?
@@squaggus lgbtq
@@ItzRenceryeah that’s not a color
@@stayhatin7667swaggy
Albert: “HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE!?”
random guy: “y u m m y. a l b e r t”
Sī
*m m m m, f r e s h a l b e r t r i b s*
I am in 2024 in the future you don't wanna know what happens
Do you die in 2024? No? Then I don’t wanna hear it.
@@modestamacharaga1439 i a m f r o m 10027 a n d y o u w o n t w a n n a k n o w w h a t h a p p e n s
“I will *n e v e r* have a child” - Flamingo
“ *adopted child* ”
Yes
Yas
Y E S Y E S
Yes
*5 years later*
7:19 I love how Albert, despite having no clue who this man is, accepted him into his home, completely ignoring his presence
Lol i like this voice he can do 9:10
same
Nobody:
Flamingo in every game: "Are there any guns in this game?
Ikr 🤣🤣 and first to reply btw
albert: "I'll never have a child."
the 8.04 million kids hes collected: what
why
Why did u say collected
@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 7 no u
@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 7 shut
@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 7 bots are thots
Alberts child: *dying*
Albert: AD TIME!
3:51 me at 3am
Why is this so real
Game: *”we don’t need guns on a family-friendly game”*
Albert: *”n o”*
Xd true
D i e
Albert: but i want to shoot them
Tutu tutu me to the Tronics is on you where do you go to Roku don’t know what I’m saying
This is why my small brain thinks Albert is American
*Albert in every game he’s in: “Where’s the guns? They should add guns.”*
Me fan
True
America
truer words have never been spoken
And if the game already has guns he says "Where do I get guns"
Albert: I AM NOT GOING TO HAVE KIDS
Also Albert: They are my children
Flamingo: *Joins kid game*
First thing he asks: "is there guns here?*
Imagine he has a kid and he sees this video and he’s like “Am I a mistake dad?”
HMMMMM
Doesnt the child look like deku? 😲
@@annettemeacle6918 deku is not his name
At the moment I am saying this there are 69 likes on this comment nice
@@ElizaYarwood1 you know how many ppl call izuku, deku? Because its his hero name and a nickname
Albert: I will never have a child.
His twitter: Albert just got a new dog.
THEY ARE MAKING BABY DOGS
This bloodline ends with me
A dog isn’t close to a child
Bruh 😑🙄
Dog = child
Everytime Albert joins a game "Are there guns?"
6:53 the answer is H E A V E N.
"You will grow up to be Jacksepticeye"
G o o d t o k n o w
Don't read my profile picture 😊 😊
I did
Idiot
@@dont6927 ok
@@dont6927 I did
Game: -exists-
Albert: -plays-
Also Albert- “IS THERE GUN IN THIS GAEMMMM?!”
@mini red imposter ty ty very much :)
@mini red imposter also if I stole this comment I didn’t mean to I didn’t read the comment section
WE USE GUNS TO SOLVE OUR PROBLEMS
*game
@@vanderwoodsens ... how dumb are you? It’s part of the joke
3:59 when flamingo plays life in paradise
Flamingo's first reaction to a game that include adopting kids "is there guns in this game?"
"I will never have a child"
Mpreg fanfic writers: That's where you're wrong kiddo
please 😭
Oh no....
Are there actually Mpreg fanfics with Albert in them 😭
NO PLEASE
@@kookykatz I think-
*10 years later*
Albert: Hey guys, I got a baby!
When he is 31
@@1slandss 33 actually
@@LillieRoyale o
In an alternate timeline.
@Darkstar the Therian he wouldn't do that he is different outside of yt
"They should make it so you can hit stuff"
*Walgreen ad starts playing*
7:11
Glundlefoot is going to grow up as Harry Potter :D
BA BA BA BA BA BA BAAA BA BA BAAA
Albert : “I will never have a child”
Me: “Respect that.”
@@user-sc8uu9kf3o No
@@user-sc8uu9kf3o No, but will find out where you live and ruin your life, even if it means no more Flamingo privileges.
JUST TRY AND FIND ME LOSERS
Why is this on my comment XD
Pizza rolls
I love how he adopted a kid then continued to say his wife cheated on him
I thought i was the only one who heard 😂
Time stamp?
Oh I saw the part lol XD
Don't read my PROFILE PICTURÈ :)
@@dont9354 I won't.
"Anything i can help you with?"
"Hotel."
“I will never have a child”
Wise words
he doesnt want anymore little rats running around his house lol
Ya
mmmhm
LMAO
He has enough rats in his fandom 😂
Ok
"I don't want kids."
Or
"This bloodline dies with me."
Edit: Why do people keep replying with just "Yes"?
Yes
Yes
Yes
No
Yes
00:56 me everyday when someone asks how I feel
"You gonna grow to be Jackseptieye I swear, But if you don't I will throw you in the river" - Albert Flamingo 2020
albetr: "give me the child!"
hes turning into mr waternoose from monsters inc.
Yes give him the child!
It's night for me LOL
Oh no
@@tromboneking88 ok?
a l b e r t r
Albert: my wife literally cheated on me i dont have blonde hair."
You adopted that child-
Hahahahahaha
That’s the joke
what if he wasnt joking
I never thought I’d see the word pog, MrBeast burger and Albert in the same video
I love how he turns a completely normal sentence to a very wrong one 😂I love how he turns a completely normal sentence to a very wrong one 😂 😂 😂
“it’s bloxburg except kids exist”
bloxburg: *has the ability to become a child or a baby*
Don't read my PROFILE PICTURÈ :)
@@dont9178 ok I won’t
It’s you again
I sub to him I don’t got the. Curse
@@user-sc8uu9kf3o Im just going to give you a link
*meanwhile at an adoption center*
albert: my wife has cheated on me, im not blonde
its not green either
1:05 how to adopt👨🤙 thats simple👶🍼
“Hey POOR person I HaVE a BUgaTti” XDXD HELPP I KEPT LAUGHING SO HARD 😂MY STOMACH HURTS.
Albert in every new adopt and raise a Baby Game: tHiS gAmE nEeDs *guns*
Well yeah, that’s how America works
xd
ikr XD
thats cause hes a full blown american
Murica
I will never have a child. -Albert
“my stuffed albert is my child” - also Albert
One is metaphorical, the other is physical. But I get your joke that doesn’t make much sense
@@ch2pp man tf, we aren’t in school for a reason
@@ch2pp I don’t think we really needed that-
@@ch2pp you just ruined the joke for me...
Don't read my PROFILE PICTURÈ :)
Wsp Spencer
I love how Albert always just casually asks in every video "Is there guns in this game?"
Albert when he sees an adopt me game: "SeRiOuSlY... No GUNS?!?"
Yes
Dude 113 likes and no comments
@@KoiDayz Lmao-
@@byrony4418 BrUh
@@user-sd2sv4gu6l brUh
Albert every time he joins a game: “Are there guns in this game?”
Edit: thanks for all the likes!
That is SO true
He literally can’t play any game without having a gun, honestly 😂😂
Alber after there is Guns in the game and he gets shot:why are there guns in the game
Of course he says that! He’s an American!
Albert:kills kids with gun*
1:45 are we not gonna talk about how you can see Lee in the background on top of the youtoose
Flamingo: I’m never going to have kids
18 years later: I HAVE A CHILD!
“My wife cheated on me”
Me: but you adopted him
Edit: wow 573 likes 🚶🏻♀️💅🏼
@XxBrxken_SxulzxX 101st like
I was the 117th like :)
*hol up*
Wait-
And he dyed his hair brown he had blonde hair lol
“You cannot get money!”
poor people: *same..*
I love you... UwU
@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 86 no
sad
@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 86 what the heck bro
Ikr
Albert: plays a new game also Albert two seconds later *is there guns in this game*
Albert: "Stop giving me guns, everyone will know I play this"
Also Albert: *records this and posts it on youtube*
So Albert is telling us his legacy will die with him. I respect that
*welp imma cry*
Wait, if his hunger is down,
Doesn’t that basically mean he’s *not* hungry?
...genus
Lol your account pic is really funny LOL
Wait........
Your RIGHT!
@@prabanandachuakal8157 is it really ?
@@jordantaylor8142 Thats flamingo/cleetus/albert Lol
Albert: “I dont wanna have kids
*two years later*: “where did it all go wrong 😔
You know cleetus' serious when he has the goofball face
Flaming 4 yrs later: hey guys so I'm a father
We’ll never know..
That’s how it always is I swear 😂
I don't wanna be that guy but....
Flamingo*
@@crunchyparrots3503 lol
Lmao Kirsten hates kirs
"My wife cheated on me!" Brother you adopted him lol.
Lol XD
@Spy gameing it does makes sense because u didnt gave birth to the child u adopted
HAHA LOL
"People look at me weird when I whisper in their ear, "I will never have a child""*
Hmmm....
I wonder why?
you know youve achieved everything in life when albert laughs at something u said
Him: "who is flamingo?"
Me: *are you living under a rock home boy?*
@Lydia Cervantes no you would be *the last dying braincells you would have in the quarintine*
NO THIS IS PATRICK, NOT LIVING UNDER A ROCK HOME BOY
70 likes now
I love how albert blushes when he talks about having kids.
Qqqqqqqq
Qqqqq
DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE!!!
1245
fufufu
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5:45 flamingo: stop giving me badges people are gonna know I'll playing this!! *Literally this video gets 3.5 MILLION views*
No people gonna join the same server and trolling
4.7 million now
@@Sleep_OverRatedare you stupid? He records these. He’s not gonna be in the game 💀
Albert any time he joins a family friendly game: is there guns
"Everybody's different, and that's okay."
-Albert/Flamingo
that’s why I love him 🙄🙄
@@luvinqal3x118 Yuh 🙄✋
We stan 💅
Flam in go 😳
@@Ligrev001 flam go
"i think flamingo is a good father in roblox"
Aame
Same
@Floof La*non-existent children*
Yah5
Me too
God says flamingo is still making videos to this day.
Albert in every video: *gUnS? i NeEd GuNs*
“we are releasing all three cleetus”
*c l e e t i*
@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 7 shut up
.......
@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 7 ok, you can stop now 😐
@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 7 *OH JUST SHUT UP OKAY*
JUST SHUT UP! COME ON!
@Ï ÆM ÇHŘIŠŤOFĔR PĔŻĘȚ 7 STFU
Albert:plays a game called ‘parenthood’ Also Albert:”is there guns in this game, THERE SHOULD BE GUNS MAKE IT REALISTIC”
"Albert claims to feel sick, can you check up on him?"
"Of course! What's wrong, Albert?"
"hotel"
Person: This house is empty like your brain
Albert: I thought I locked my doors..
“I’m never gonna have a child.”
Me: *Adopt Me flashbacks*
I love you... UwU
Captain Zero wtf
@@user-sc8uu9kf3o You are everywhere
@@Captain_ZER0 *no homo*
@@Captain_ZER0 ewwww
Flamingo:*playing a inoccent game*
Flamingo 3 secs later: is there guns in this game?
I’ve grown up with flamingo and now I enjoy when others feel pain.
“I’m not gonna have kids”
Albert 2020-
I like fortnite
i like roblox
I like Albert
@UCvkQeS9-4O6xFNFkhkpLfTg
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@@owo-et2hu no
“Welcome to Adoption Center, may I help you?”
Albert : “do u sell guns”
DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE!!!
1252
@@malo257 shut up
@@malo257 rickroll
6:41 albert teaching developers how to make stairs
Person: "Anything I can help you with sir?"
Albert: "Hotel"
8:53 LMAOOOO these fans were actually roasting him 😂😂