Chicago voter to Obama: "Don't touch my girlfriend"
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- Опубліковано 20 жов 2014
- President Obama was casting his ballot early for the upcoming midterm elections when Mike Jones, a local voter, told him: “Don't touch my girlfriend.” Scott Pelley reports.
Mike: "Don't touch my girlfriend"
*Mike's phone starts to ring*
*Mike picks up the phone*
Secret service: "Or what, Mike?"
😂😂😂
LOLOLOL!!!!
underrated comment
😂😂😂😂
Lol.. This is too funny
Boyfriend - *"Don't touch my girlfriend"*
Also Boyfriend - *"Why is there so many red dots on me"*
Oh look, a LED laser-show lol
King Duke i would like but ima leave it on 420
@@jamesharden3timedpoy466 😂its all good bud🙌🏻
These comments. 🤣🤣
r/cursedcomments
No matter what you think of his politics it's safe to say he's by far one of the most charismatic politicians ever
so much better than biden
@@teru797 chocolate chocolate chip
@@lemonade6395 dude just about anyone is better than Biden. Trump is better than Biden at this point. Biden is literally an embarrassment.
@@lemonade6395just stop
@@teru797 chocolate chocolate chip
Despite how you felt about his views and decisions, you can’t deny he was cool, calm, and collected literally all the time. Extremely humble and witty too.
Wonder how Trump would react to a situation like this.
@@TheKomentorI have a girlfriend myself
Best girlfriend there is. She is called MeLaNiahh. That's what I call her MeLaNiahh.
Oh wait she is my wife.
Btw I don't wanna touch your girlfriend. Just because I'm the best president the world has ever seen.
But If I wanted to I would grab her by her p****.
Just sayin
@@cybercop3108 Yep, but only after instructing his secret service detail to, "punch that n*gg** in the face".
@@cybercop3108puss...
"Despite bombing millions of civilians and destroying the economy and infrastructure of the middle east, you can't deny he was cool, calm, and collected literally all the time!" 😀😀
"Don't touch my girlfriend."
Secret Service: ready as you command, sir.
lmfao, this guy could've ended up missing xD
The Legacy of Gaming nah Obama is a cool dude.
Taylor Atkinson actually they do
@Taylor Atkinson they get it for life...u do some research
Taylor Atkinson From 1997 until 2013, legislation was in place limiting Secret Service protection to former presidents and their spouses to a period of 10 years from the date the former president leaves office. President Barack Obama signed legislation on January 10, 2013, reversing this limit and reinstating lifetime protection.
Obama: "what's his name"
Secret service and his girlfriend at the same time: "Mike"
😂😂😂
Funny af 😂
Yasss
😂
And the voting machine: "Mike"
Imagine a president that can have a conversation with people who genuinely like and laugh with him, not at him.
Oh there's plenty that laugh AT him. What a joke.
Trump did that and democrats want him dead. Obama golfed and vacationed for for 8 years
@@MSStateDawg Speaking from experience?
@@snackeater4990 You need a tissue and safe space?
@@MSStateDawg I already have both
God damn.
He's like a video game character who maxed out all his stats into poise and charisma
Mike : "Don't touch my girlfriend"
Secret Service : "Or what"
Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣yooo I’m literally crying 😭🤣🤣
Yeah right. Secret service was somewhere doing drugs, banging hookers, and ordering pizza and hotdogs for Obama.
IDEAS NOT POLITICAL PARTIES, 1st off I agree highly with your name, 2nd off if I remember correctly not all of the SS always has a task and they honestly could easily be doing that stuff lol
@@bloxxerplays4755 dude i dont think you should use SS as an abbreviation for secret service
@@extrusix969 lmaoo
That's a good boyfriend, playing reverse psychology to get his gf some obama.
Salamander lmfao underrated!!😂😂
Some Obama . Lol
Haha!!
This was clearly his attention and it worked! Got his gf cemented in history using reverse psychology. Very smart move, Obama wasn't paying them girls any attention until her bf said something to him.
🤣😂
That is class at its best. You are missed Mr. President.
Very classy. Told not to touch a man's girlfriend, kisses her anyways.
A classy war criminal, and tool of the rich... No thanks!
disgusting lack of boundaries
As a French, we miss him too
Yea class act he was a terrible president
I miss when we had an intelligent president with class.
yeah exactly. BACK IN 2016
@@LEGENDNJ Then in 2017 we got the jackazz
You mean Reagan?
@@James-ul4pt you mean 2020
@@Prophecynut “yOu mEaN rEaGaN?”
"Dont touch my girlfriend"
Secret Service: Or what?!
😭😭😭
It’s amazing that you made the comment 18 hours ago and it has 114 likes. UA-cam recommends random stuff.
Six years later Mike was found dead from Covid-19. He had difficulty breathing after the virus burned 12 bullet sized holes into his lungs
Stolen comment but okay
@Mr Hansen can you just not comment on anything for the rest of your life please? Thanks.
Boyfriend used some reverse psychology to help his girlfriend who is too shy
on god he started the convo for her. they don't see that king lmfao
Your take is too unique to be true for this situation.
Don’t respect the game, respect the playa
@@yashgoyal5183 Not at all. I've actually seen the stuff before with smaller celebs at concerts. Guy takes a small dive for his girl, gets big reward. Or consistent small one's lol. You'd be amazed how many women just want a convo or hug from a famous man (or even woman) just because they're a big fan. AND how overly happy they'd be about it.
Her bf is smart. Now his gf will have something that she will never forget.
You vs. the guy she told you not to worry about.
Humble, bearing, quick witted, wise.... Mike has all the qualities.
If someone said that to the current president, they'd mean it
Brukafig lol
😂
Brukafig, that's a good one. Lol...
i like Trump but LMFAO
Then they'd get tackled by people with pent up anger because they have to guard Trump all year
“Im sorry please excuse him.”
Secret service: Dont worry we will execu… excuse him
💀
Underated comment!!!
🤣🤣🤣
Bobamba
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The reason we like cool headed and well spoken presidents, regardless of if they have policies you disagree with, is because they seem competent enough to not do anything stupid and probably have the country’s best at heart
@@samharold69Right, but there's a difference between a (post-2016) Biden and an Obama, Obama is clearly 100% all there while Biden, as well as Trump often, is not
Obama is all there but chooses to not emotionally make a fuss about things, just shows emotions subtly, while Biden for example is half asleep half the time
2024. Now imagine the same script, but with Donald Trump instead of Obama.
It would give everyone chills.
Yea, after the multiple s xual assault allegations. Most would be creeped out. Especially since he grabs them by the 🙄
I think you guys have the wrong idea about the role of the president. Obama might be better at talking to common folks and giving speeches but he was trash at international policies, no surprise there he had no experience and he's a people pleaser. Trump has many years of experience doing business and making deals and he's not a Democrat hippie. He's gonna get rid of these illegals and keep the Mexicans and terrorists out. Easy choice on who's the better president.
Yeah I'd genuinely leave the room if trump was present, guy is just the worst of humanity
Ikr, and imagine the reality of President Biden being told "Don't sniff my child and my wife you creep" LOL. That would be fully justified too right?
Everybody's asking "Why Mike?"
But no one's asking, "Where's Mike?"
I'll do you a better one, "Why is Mike?"
Who ???
He hasn’t been seen ever since
@@micahjohansson7573 When is Mike?
Lol! Peace!
Mike is a genius. He got his girlfriend a hug and a kiss from the president of the United States. How many people get that?
Me
@@SUBSCRIBERSwithVIDEOCHAL-ix7hr You?
Depends who's the president. Clinton made sure it wasn't uncommon during his time.
Inspirer who gets a kiss from the first black president in American history more like it
He is a genius! I think ppl believe he was being serious! 🤦🏾♂️
I feel comfortable with Obama around
This is such a great comment! I feel the same way and it speaks volumes about a person
His jokes and the way he speaks so Confident and Smooth. Love him.
Man - "Don't touch my girlfriend"
President - *Kisses his girlfriend*
@Putin's Troll Factory no
50 thousand dollars spent on a hotdog party... That is Obama...
@Vince Isaacs I think he is joking too lol
Mike if it was Trump-“don’t rape my girlfriend”
That’s dumb on the girlfriend for allowing that lol she’s the one that let him look extra stupid
I love the voice of the news, reporter. You could feel the love in the voice man good times.
“Give me a kiss and give him something to talk about “ boss music
She replied "I can't do that" 1:08
If that trump said that...
San Andreas music starts playing
Smooth AF lol
@@BontleHlongwane but there's a unfair double standard at play here. Trump is repulsive looking...Obama is half way decent. Its the pretty privilege.
Obama was so distracted he voted for another candidate.
Hahahahaha!
Made me laugh lol. Good one!
Trump💪
@@vivremaintenant841 uh
@@vivremaintenant841 no-
Priceless, just priceless. Thanks for this CBS. Barack handled that well, didn't he? He's smooth. Regards, Michael M. Kamau, Nairobi, Kenya, East Africa, 30th November 2023.
I miss this guy.
“Don’t touch my girlfriend”
“Ight”
*”kisses her instead”*
Smooth as f*ck 😂
@Coelophysis Pretty sure if trump only kissed others it would be an upgrade...instead of you know..grabbing them by the...
Next time,
-- Don't kiss my girlfriend
@@dddddbbb every man talks like that behind closed doors. Unless you know your gay
@@jamesbrinkman9332 Thankfully most men don't! I suppose you also think "every man" is taken to court for rape by their wife too.
*Mike : "Don't touch my Girlfriend"*
*Secret Service : "Don't touch my president"*
🤣
Good Stuff don’t touch tha Boss
@@yosour6733 STFU
@John Doe what are those ?
Lol
When he said “what’s his name”
I knew Mike would never be seen again
Difference between Obama and Trump? Women smile, when Obama asks them for a kiss.
Mike: "Don't touch my girlfriend"
Obama: "Well, I wasn't planning on that, BUT NOW I AM."
Nah Obama likes little boys - you ever read wikileaks?
@@chrisetheridge7606 your just a drone who copies and paste the same jokes. Get on somewhere
@No knows Noles And yall are paranoid about everything
@@chrisetheridge7606 no wikileak ever stated that
LOL.
Maybe it is just because I'm socially awkward, but this whole scenario seems like extremely high level mental operation and social skills on display. Obama takes what many could interpret as a threat, defuses it with humbleness and humor, asks questions and is personable, imagines how the people involved will respond to the situation after the fact even while the situation is still unfolding, proceeds to do exactly what the person making the threat didn't want him to do, and make a good natured joke about it. All the while making his voting selections and acknowledging the media in the room. He could have just silently made his voting selections, but instead he went out of his way to make this moment that people are praising him for years later. Weather or not you like him or his political positions, I think what he did is brilliant.
Wow, that was really well said!!!
Blah blah blah, no.
His response should have ended at "I wasn't planning to" - THAT would make him humble and cool. But he couldn't let that slide, so he jokingly belittled the man for another 2/3 of the video.
That's not how praiseworthy people operate. That's how bitter people who know PR operate. He wasn't nice.
@@Halo_Legend no, would have made him look like he was dismissing what was happening around him. He could sense that the girlfriend was embarrassed and made sure she felt at ease about the situation. Sorry your social skills are lacking, and it's probably due to the fact you spend more time playing video games than rl socializing.
@@jaredjones6292second this
@@Halo_Legendhaha!! You are pathetic.
Man, he was like superstar, Obama was one of the most presidential presidents of USA...
Say what you will about Obama, the dude has a killer sense of humor.
Agreed.
Nathan Cormac and y’all think trumps sense of humor is appropriate for presidency? lmao pathetic.
Bob Gunner Um, no it's not.
I see what ya did there
Bob Gunner you would be named bob
Obama: What is your boyfriends name?
Girl: M-
Secret Service: Mike sir, his name is Mike.
😂
fast aa fck boiiii
Jajajajaja made my day
I know she should have said Rick.
"I have the shot, do you want me to take him out, sir?"
After the kiss the boyfriend was never heard from again.
Tooooooo smooth
Obama: "What's his name?"
M-
Secret Service: We have his social security number
😂😂🤣
🤣🤣
😆😆😆
Ha that was funny!
And will contact hillary with instructions to "Arkancide"...
I'll give Obama one thing, he's got a great sense of comedy timing.
TacShooter and a horrible sense of leading a country.
Ace Shadowins can you stupid trump supporters have one moment of your life not belittling or attacking someone else
@@aceshadowins1310 can you explain some of the horrible things he did?
Ethan Brady can you name one of the good things he did? Right cuz you liberals only pay attention to the bads.
Matthew says the party that supports anit-fa groups illegally blocking road ways and attacking innocent people in day broad light.
Simply the best
Peep that smirk and the walk off after the "kiss". Smooth as butter 💯
If this was Mother Russia, Mike would have miraculously died of a natural incident the very next day.
Totally natural and never planned!
😂
I feel like this assumption is correct for India now.
"Miraculously" lmao like it's a good thing
In Russia they would have commited suicide with 3 gunshot wounds to the back
*Michelle Obama has joined the chat*
And all of Obama's other side hoes
FLAG BANDIT are you dumb
xdxd
LMAO
@FLAG BANDIT you still believe that Russia-backed conspiracy theory? LOL
I love this man so much!!
Pure class!
President: What’s his name?
Girl: Mike
Secret service: WAS Mike 😌
LOLOLOL! WAS
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So... he changed his name?
@@Mohab7274 No the Secret Service killed him. That's the joke
@@Mohab7274 He sadly passed away due to shooting himself twice in the head before throwing his own body onto a nearby river.
mike: don't touch my girlfriend
Obama: OUR GIRLFRIEND
*Soviet union intensifies*
It's the people's girlfriend
Turns out he was a communist after all! /s
🤣🤣🤣
ooohhhhh, lucky girl
First time I ever seen Obama gangsta side come out once he kissed her cheek , the way he walks etc man’s truly got sun gangsta in him
Humour, kindness and style
Terrorism
@@Kanye249 you're a bit weird
@@DanBeech-ht7sw for stating a fact?
'Dad, I just shook hands with the President'
'Son, I once told the President to keep his hands off my girlfriend. No, not your mother'
brilliant. took me a second.
I am the 69 the like
@@bluenote4024 your parents must be proud
@@MagisterVeritas indeed
Lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣
He sensed the danger
What’s his name?
Mike
Secret agents: we got his address
😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣😁😂😂😂
secret agent randy beans is on the case.
🤣🤣
😂
OMG, that’s priceless! Miss him!
Ugh I miss him 😭😭❤
I miss three of em.
Boyfriend: Don't touch my girlfriend
President: Oh yeah? (Kisses girlfriend)
7.5 Million views
6.7 million people: interesting
@matthew petta OH YEAH OBAMA IS GETTING THAT 69 ACTION WITH THE GIRLFRIEND NOW
matthew petta HAHHAHAAHAHAHAH THIS WAS A FUNNY JOKE THAT I LAUGHED AT
It was plan of mike and his gf all along because when you say humans to don't do things, they definitely do them. Its psychology 101. Well played Mike now both of them are famous.
6.9 million views you mean
This is the most black i ever seen Obama act. "Gimme kiss so we can give him something to talk about."
@Kris Kopp .... very stupid statement, whites and all people of color use that phrase.
Redridge07 I understand what he was getting at tho. It’s not about what he said it’s about the fact he did it. He dragged his nuts on dude fr
@@YoungYahtz94 what are you talking about in the context of this thread?
😂
Redridge07 IM FINNA LET MY NUTS HANG🕺🏼🕺🏼👌🏿
Nahhhh that last part was just to spite mike lmfaoooo
Mike: "Don't touch my girlfriend."
Obama: "I wasn't really planning on that."
*Mike leaves*
Obama: "Mike is such a fool."
*kisses Mike's girlfriend*
Wow you have a bright future ahead as a reporter
@@danirodriguez4707 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Im running out of breath
Leonardo B aw that's so nice!
@@caidenh04
good thing you explained it, bc everyone knows
deaf people can't read
@@danirodriguez4707 u can say that again fool. Lad just helped a deaf guy
Obama’s like that cool teacher that everyone likes and doesn’t try to be cool; he just is cool.
Too bad he didn’t spend more time being a good president lol
Still a better president story than Trump
How cool would he be if the secret service was waiting with loaded guns in case "Mike" came after him? Just saying. It's easy to look "cool" when you've got the world's most expensive bodyguards and an entourage of cameras.
Yeah only cool teachers kiss their students. Lol
Yeah only cool teachers let the Syrian government cross the “red-line” they set and do nothing when they gas their own citizens.
Mike is a genius. Opened up a warm convo with President Obama, broke the ice. I could only imagine how nervous the girlfriend was. Now she has a fun story to tell. I actually hope those two are still together
"Don't touch my girlfriend"
Obama: I won't, but i will
Yesn’t
Joaquin sexual assault.
Well you definitely wouldn't throw that joke at Trump
I wasn’t planning on that, but now that you mention it...
Obama doesn't like women. He likes women with penises like his 'wife'.
He's probably the only politician that can say "Give me a kiss so he'll be jealous" and actually doesn't sound creepy
Edit: this reply section went wild... Y'all need mental help, both parties
If that ain’t the truth !
Calm down
@Adm!n stop talking crap
Could imagine sleepy joe hitting out with that yin😂
It was still pretty creepy bro
Man’s got swagger for miles.
Well played as usual by the coolest president of all time to counter the guy's "envy".
“Don’t touch your girlfriend.”
“Wait wha-“
“It’s too late mike, she’s mine now.”
lmao
@@callmeastro1734 my
Asdf movie
That's something Trump would have said lol
A
Mike: "dont touch my gf"
Obaba: _kisses mikes gf_
Mike: 👁👄👁
🤮
Obaba
Obaba
Obaba booey
@@bojangles5232 lol wtf
How he instantly manage the situation!! what a smart guy!
There’s no situation to manage here dude 😂
Such class!
Mike: Dont touch my gf
President: Kisses his gf
*Alpha move*
Lol
Easy-to-make alpha moves when you got the secret service to back you up.
Egree
Lol the guy was making a joke. The president is the only one that took it seriously lol
@@roadrunner40 shut up though guy
“...I cannot believe, what’s his name?”
“Haha, Mike...”
“Hahaha, I meant his full name. And address. Now.”
FBI open up
*Secret service open up*
IRS audit open up
CIA investigate
@@Sheluvintrey the CIA would probably send drones to his front yard
Damn how charismatic is this guy. Not even a fan, but he just oozes it.
great man, where are these types of leaders nowadays??????
All politics aside that was an alpha move. Edit: like I said guys all politics aside.
Alpha? Obama is the king of beta.
However, to a delta-male he probably appears alpha.
@@interloper3138 this was one of the most cringe things I have ever read. Congrats person
Kirin Yardberry How many times did you sustain serious head injuries while typing that?
Skinny Pancakes what 💀
No not really. Trump is his alpha 😂😂
No, that's the example of a brother
That was the smoothest “who you think you talking to.”
I don’t think he planned on touching his girlfriend until he said something to just be heard lol. Now Mike is dead...😂
Edit: Thanks for all the likes wowwww
Later, Mike was found to be a victim of Arkancide.
Leyenda bruh , my wife’s boyfriend did that to another girl
SugarLumps
Your wife has a boyfriend? Aren’t you her husband tho? Or is she your Ex-Wife? I’m confused....
Leyenda what do you mean he’s dead now
@@woahh_caden4100 means Obama put ol mike on the hit list.
Plot twist: Mike is actually psychic and this was exactly what he was trying to prevent.
Underrated
Literally reliving the tale of Oedipus. He secured his fate by trying to avoid it.
GAGAGAGAGAGA! I will now count to 3 and then I am still the unprettiest UA-camr of all time. 1...2...3. GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! Thank you for your attention, dear tea
Great plot twist!
🎵It’s the future he can see 🎶
The man is a smooth operator. 😂
Man, these Key and Peele sketches are starting to look more and more like the real thing
And it was on this day where Mike became a Republican
LMAO!!!
Lol. But trump would probably take it too far and cringey. 🤣😂
@Andrew Evans your insults make you even less funny than the original comment. You sound socially inept
@Andrew Evans freshmen year of high school really that rough buddy? I'm sorry
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Plot Twist: That's not his girl - that's his friend who has a crush on the President and he was wing-manning for her using some sick reverse psychology.
Wow that's a plot twist
I feel this.... PhD students practicing reverse psychology. And the president had to act like that or he would have appeared weak.
@@SheriffArthurMorgan That's a wing-man for ya. Get you a friend who can do that.
or he said dont touch his girlfriend because he wanted the president to touch him instead ?
dark azurr now that’s the ultimate twist. The reverse psychology gets deeper.
So much style so much dignity and calmness , what a president he was
He wasn't joking. I wouldn't let this creep near my girlfriend either.
No worries. The Dude likes men.
@@barb2793 and u types love kids
Not a fan of the politics, but he’s a smooth, charismatic cat
@Zachary Newington hes the Ronald Reagan of the democrats. You could believe whatever they said but both men were downright liars
Dude - Democrats had FDR. Obama was a straight moderate.
@@alphavader951 what'd he lie about
Gosh do i love my black president
@@ramiere1412 he didnt lie , he just suck at his job in office
I lost it when he started picturing how she’ll tell the story to her friends💀💀
No reply
No reply
I'm lost as to is she Muslim and married her brother?
Or is brother a privilege word he used ?
@@jimdoe3288 ?
Brother is a term that for some stupid reason black men call one another
I love Mike and Obama for their humor. This is so funny.
Give me a kiss to give him something to talk about that’s classic😂😂😂😂❤
Obama: "I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move."
**Alpha male move
**Big PP move
fixing channel, mapsven of course big pp move cause he‘s black. Huehuehuehuehhue
GeneralCane 😂😂😂😂😂😂
mike: don't touch my girlfriend
obama: *kisses girlfriend*
mike: *surprised pikachu face*
God I love the internet lol
@@GReid-ol5gk The internet loves you too, Jimmy.
🥰🥰🥰🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💪
LMAO
😭😭😅😂🤣💀💀💀💀
I can't, lord, he was so funny and classy and cool at the same time! A gentleman!
damned....did he just do that
He a professional Mr. Steal-yo-girl. Now that’s scary.
President Steal-yo-girl and Vice-President Wingman
😂🤣
Chris D’Elia reference? Thumbs up
and Vice President "sniff the kids u had with yo gurl"
*No,* *I* *borrowed* *it*
“You may not like him Minister, but you can’t deny it..... Obama’s got style”
MATE. Great scene. Great comment.
The flashbacks... Got to pick up my books again.
Traded 6 terrorists for 1 traitor who dress as woman that ended 8 soldiers’ lives
And Obama got style for that? Wow
@@blazeroranger traded the lives of 195000 people so he could keep this job, Trump had got no style
terrance fryson Democrat states have no style. Higher deaths. Who controlling?
DEMS!
No one is perfect but this is Lvl10 Charisma
I miss this dude. I don't know if we will ever have a president like him again.
Ok but tbf that dude had mass brass balls to tell the President “hands off”.
Well the idea is that the president works for you so
I'd pull something like this given Obama's notoriety for being unbelievably down to earth. Any other president and I'd be scared to say anything mildly disagreeable.
@@HernasRoom wtf.... I really hope you arent talking about Trump
@@HernasRoom 😂😂
@@HernasRoom 😭