star, "dehydrated piss" is when your pee is at a really dark shade of yellow or maybe orange. to be honest, pee shouldnt look yellow anyway. being hydrated means your pee is near white or light yellow because the more chemicals you drink that your liver cant handle, the darker the yellow of your piss. and that my friends, is why sniper should finally talk to medic about his liver problems.
nikko validor I don't like the idea of dehydrated piss. Your piss can be clear due to a vitamin deficiency, and if a person is taking vitamins their piss might be dark and yellow even if they are well hydrated.
I swear. Some day. One of those guys who do source film maker movies, is going to make an animation on the TF2 sniper talking about piss using jerma's piss talk.
***** I'm pretty sure if you're dehydrated the reason that it turns yellow is because of the sodium in your urine that hasn't been absorbed by the water that should normally be in it.
Oddly enough, I was taught that diamond and rhombus were interchangeable. Later on in life, I was marked as incorrect when I used 'diamond' on a test. U.S. school systems, your complete unification is glorious.
***** not very successfully though. In some games you suffer from frame rate drops and some people find it difficult on the eyes, and they'll get sore after a while.
Jerma killing his team, reminds me when I was playing Halo 3 and we just started the game. I freaked out because before I was on red on previous server, then blue on the next . I just started wailing on my team-mate using melee, killed him and left because I felt bad.
if thats what you're experiencing you're not getting in to the right lobbies. every server i've been on have been people PTFO and communicating. and the game is fantastic that way.
In my opinion, the trailer sucks. A lot. and i think that is what is making people think the game sucks. But when actually see people PLAY it it looks amazing. Like CS:GO with improved graphics, Iron Sights, and more unique features.
Mihajlo Markovic I kind of agree with you, but I think that you're wrong on some accounts. The zombies are relatively typical in difficulty, and the maps can seem a little too large at times. The only real problem that I have with NMRiH is the complete lack of gamefeel, aka how the weapons don't have any real 'oomph' to them.
Your pee is more concentrated when it's yellow (it has that bodily waste stuffs in it), if you drink a lot of fluids (especially water), it turns clearer from the diluted concentration of the pee waste stuffs. If I put it in more complicated terms, my brain will have AP Chem flashbacks...
giguyjoe2nd How exactly was I supposed to know that? Thousands of other people have made this sort of comment. You didn't say "Jerma 985 - 2014" or anything, how would I distinguish that from a hate comment?
Wow i remember playing this game when it was just a mod. Great to see it become standalone. I think it's a pretty solid game and it needs more praise IMO.
Man this game was classic, I enjoyed the super slow pace of the game at times. But sandstorm is way more fun and chaotic, being able to air strike people with A-10 gun runs is something that is unique to sandstorm but the agonizing terror you face in a 1v8 in insurgency was fun
Insurgency is the sort of game that makes you start flexing while you play it. I played 30,000+ hours of this game across seventy different accounts, and over the course of my time playing it I became the definition of masculinity. I'm now longer than Jonah Falcon when I'm flaccid, and a head of glorious golden hair appeared in place of my previous brown mop. My jawline is strong enough that I've found no issue in crushing the skulls of my enemies with my powerful chin. My abs can't even be measured using the standard 'pack' measurement anymore. I piledrived a 1.5-ton grizzly bear during Summerslam, just to spite Cena. 8/10 game, thanks New World Interactive!
I can't tell you how often I end up on teams in just about every FPS were everyone is being extremely wimpy and does nothing but camp out of fear of death, especially in games with respawn like TF2 where there isn't as much of a penalty for dying. Nothing is more frustrating than playing Medic on TF2, on a team full of K/D-obsessed noobies who won't push for the objective, and would genuinely rather lose the round than die even once.
This game is actually really good, if you find a server with people who know how to play. I never had a problem with camping / teamkilling on the mod because it was so isolated and the 1 - 2 servers were full of actual players
people are thinking this is a bad game based on this video, but it's actually really fun if it's something you would be interested in. Star seems to have gone into it thinking it's a fast paced shooter, but it's a fairly slow tactics based game.
This is like chivalry medieval warfare with guns, everybody keeps killing teammates but instead of it being unintentional, everybody just shoots you intentionally
Also, Jerma, clear piss actually means you have drank very little of anything but healthy drinks (not health food drinks, which are required by law to contain at least 2 raw eggs. I mean like water, 100% fruit juice, all natural tea, ect), and dark piss actually means you have drank alot of the "fake crap" that comes in stuff like soda, energy/sports drinks, and other assorted unhealthy edible fluids.
It's either a Picatinny mounted Kobra or a C-More. in the first case that's not even how it should be mounted on the weapon. good thing this game is already getting mods.
the mode they were playing has one team try and destroy this weapons cache that the other team is defending, you can destroy it with 2 frag grenades, one incendiary grenade, or a C4
Jerma kills his entire team in spawn and says "I didnt even mean to" LEEMS SEGIT
I am segit!
except that's literally what jerma would do
What a psychopath.
and it doesnt help his name is fraud
He's never been able to control his murderous urges
diagional triangles are my favorite shape
Triagonals, if you will
Apple is my favorite shape of the alphabet
And squares (hexagons) are the enemy
3:48 "I'm gonna sticky jump, get on their flank and wreck them"
Jerma is dehydrated pt.1
Jerma needs to make a video explaining how he accidentally killed half his own team.
Update: A decade later and we are still waiting for this video
@@griztendo I forgot about this video, watched it again, and had the exact same question.
Jerma says what we're all thinking: You take a piss and see it's borderline orange and you just go "AW GODDAMN IT"
It's confirmed, STAR_ and Jerma are roomates, in one of their previous TF2 vids, Jerma fails to rocket jump
STAR_: Give me your keyboard
They're sorta starting to remind me of Game Grumps.
*detonator jump
I was going to mention something jerma said in his bloody trapland video, then forgot why I even care about it.
But. They don't. It was a joke.
darkphoenixdragon138 Oh wow true xD
Damnit Jerma now every time I go to the toilet, I look closely at my piss. All because of YOU.
star, "dehydrated piss" is when your pee is at a really dark shade of yellow or maybe orange.
to be honest, pee shouldnt look yellow anyway.
being hydrated means your pee is near white or light yellow because the more chemicals you drink that your liver cant handle, the darker the yellow of your piss.
and that my friends, is why sniper should finally talk to medic about his liver problems.
nikko validor I don't like the idea of dehydrated piss. Your piss can be clear due to a vitamin deficiency, and if a person is taking vitamins their piss might be dark and yellow even if they are well hydrated.
+nikko validor i think if your piss is orange you should see a doctor
sniper has pills that makes him piss more
made by saxton hale
dark piss feels better tho
you have no friends
After seeing that video where Ster had a bajillion hours in Black Ops 2, I'm starting to wonder if the "go back to COD" joke was really a joke.
Jerma pretending the stream is cold in a video game is my new favorite thing
I swear. Some day. One of those guys who do source film maker movies, is going to make an animation on the TF2 sniper talking about piss using jerma's piss talk.
I'm gonna learn how to use Source Film Maker just to do that...okay maybe not...but I can dream...
cookietacos Witch kind of makes your comment useless
Not really...maybe I'm just a busy/not easily motivate person, ever think of that?
Nope since this is ''trow's sparkels in the air'' the internet
It's funny though because what I said is true about me and lots of other people sadly...
I understand Jerma's piss feels
Jerma + Star making videos together has made some of my favorite youtube videos. Keepem' comin'.
This game actually looks pretty good, especially compared to the other crazy stuff these guys have been playing. I'm looking at you, R.I.P.D.
Jerma is correct about the dehydration thing, as a matter of fact. When you're properly hydrated, your piss is clear.
It's more of a gradient.
Jason Zhao Yeah.
Also has to do with what you drink if it's mainly water it's gonna be a lot clearer than the guy chugging soda.
***** What would YOU know?!
You're just a PROP!
***** I'm pretty sure if you're dehydrated the reason that it turns yellow is because of the sodium in your urine that hasn't been absorbed by the water that should normally be in it.
3:58 Sters reaction when he realized Jerma didn't just do that as a joke
I remember when this was just a mod for HL2.
Insurgency-life 3 confirmed.
JERMA GETTING KICKED
JERMA GETTING KICKED
EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE THIS HAP- [*Player Jerma has been kicked from the server*]
you have the power to make any game look like absolute shit. you could turn the tides of steam
@@nully304It's not counter strike lmao
@@bevvvy1374 you think he figured it out?
This looks like all the problems of BF and COD put together
haha so true
The difference is that insurgency is correctly made. It actually requires teamwork to win.
Hoakin Blackforge True
did jerma compare a fps to leauge of legends
he also compared it to obama and kool aid man and their act of signing an anti terror treaty
Bruce Wayne Oh hello there Bruce...
champ4life30 :3
k shaw
They're probably uncomfortable around each other.
Hello, can I interest you in sommodat valorant in this day and age?
4:32 omg... they sound exactly like lovers.
"Hopefully I have some nice hydrated piss this mornin'" ~ Jerma 2014
When Jerma uses jarate, it's always clear and hydrated
We wanna hear more about Jerma peeing
Obviously, like you didn't even have to say it, they should just know.
LOUD PEE
This should be called STAR_ is mad pt.2
Becoming everyone's best friend in Insurgency:
Step 1: Throw a smoke grenade at objective.
Step 2: ????
Step 3: Profit.
Star: Were yellow diagonal triangles
Jerma: You mean diamonds?
Me: You mean rhombuses?
They also may be hexagons
Oddly enough, I was taught that diamond and rhombus were interchangeable. Later on in life, I was marked as incorrect when I used 'diamond' on a test.
U.S. school systems, your complete unification is glorious.
@@TROPHYEARNER They're interchangeable like the words "square" and "box". In normal conversation, yes, but not on a math test
The only FPS game that have realistic scoping
Metro 2033 did as well
What about Red Orchestra or ArmA?
*****
A lot of FPS have been adding realistic scoping as if lately.
***** not very successfully though. In some games you suffer from frame rate drops and some people find it difficult on the eyes, and they'll get sore after a while.
"These guns have too much recoil". *Feels a hallelujah moment*
In this game Recoil = Precision
In other words, all weapons have perfect accuracy, its only your aim and recoil control.
You could say Jerma's backstabbing behaviour makes him be...
A ShPEE.
...No. I won't go into that corner again. I stay. YOU go.
thats ok, we made a mobile corner, here *puts in place*, there you go, now look down in shame, DOWN DAMNIT
Jerma was actually right about something....
Your pee does turn a darker yellow when you are de hydrated
To be honest it looks pretty good
It is.
Itsa a very good game.
It sucks dont waste your money
Dflyguy420 If you don't like realistic, tactical games, then you probably won't but I loved it.
Well i like games that are fun i dont liked to be killed by some guy camping then be dead for half the match.
I sure can't wait for Insurgency Rebellion Uprising Revolt Global Offensive, with its new textures and enhanced mechanics.
Corner Picking Simulator
When Jerma ran behind the corner as civil and gunshots came out of it, I lost my shit
I'm glad Jerma is concerned about proper hydration.
Omg jerma and STAR_best combo since the upward adventure
You guys are just so entertaining to listen to. Laugh-tears abound.
I just realized : now everytime I pee I'm like "how hydrated is my pee right now ?".
Holy crap! How did I miss this video? I love this game!
This kinds looks like Battlefield meets Counter Strike.
Well, Insurgency isn't meant to be very fast paced. It is very 'tactical' and it rewards patience.
Jerma killing his team, reminds me when I was playing Halo 3 and we just started the game. I freaked out because before I was on red on previous server, then blue on the next . I just started wailing on my team-mate using melee, killed him and left because I felt bad.
Man i remember when the animations were like this, the pre-Brightside era was a dark age.
Jerma and Star: defying game physics since 2011
So I shouldn't even make my own opinion on this game by playing it and should just assume its bad like everyone in the comments say.
This is shooting game.
You hold a gun and run.
Or you stand in a room and aim out of it.
10/10 GOTY.
its a really, really good game. its a tactical FPS. its not like "HURR IMMA RUN N GUN N STUFF" type of game.
tactical ≠ stand in the corner and aim down sights until time expires
if thats what you're experiencing you're not getting in to the right lobbies. every server i've been on have been people PTFO and communicating. and the game is fantastic that way.
so just like any other team based fps.
Never going to eat while watching star and jerma again.
As soon as Jerma started talking about piss... JARATE!
This is the video where I learned about dehydrated piss thanks jerma
i loved older insurgency
This actually looks like a cool game.
No. Just no.
I guess you haven't played this game yet? It is actually quite a good tactical game. If you have a team with mics.
***** This reminds me of warface actually. Except that warface is free but idk if people play it anymore. (Not on steam)
Buy CS:GO Much better
Nicholas Andriani Thanks for giving a reason, this game is actually really good.
Looks like I'm well hydrated this morning.
Wow... I thought the average TF2 pub server had a lot of snipers who just sit in one spot waiting...
There's something about civilian that always cracks me up...
so many people talking bullshit about insurgency and they never played it in their whole existence
I played the original mod and it was fun as fuck. I'd like to play the retail game.
In my opinion, the trailer sucks. A lot. and i think that is what is making people think the game sucks. But when actually see people PLAY it it looks amazing. Like CS:GO with improved graphics, Iron Sights, and more unique features.
CowMilkingMoth Like if the Battlefield franchise had a baby with CS:GO or CSS
CowMilkingMoth I like to think of it as a modern Red Orchestra.
ozipk Just got the game.
9.5/10
Needs improved graphics.
Love it
So much
Cant stop
Playing..
Help me...
You should play No more room in hell.
That game is just sh*t,the mas are too small,and the zombies are op.
Mihajlo Markovic
Or you just dont have patience to learn the game.
Mihajlo Markovic I kind of agree with you, but I think that you're wrong on some accounts. The zombies are relatively typical in difficulty, and the maps can seem a little too large at times. The only real problem that I have with NMRiH is the complete lack of gamefeel, aka how the weapons don't have any real 'oomph' to them.
***** That's one of the problems i have with it too,all the weapons just feel and act the same.
holben27 I played it for about 60hrs,i thing I've spent a decent ammount of time with it,and I have my judgement.
Your pee is more concentrated when it's yellow (it has that bodily waste stuffs in it), if you drink a lot of fluids (especially water), it turns clearer from the diluted concentration of the pee waste stuffs. If I put it in more complicated terms, my brain will have AP Chem flashbacks...
you know, i didn't get the ap joke when i saw this comment for the first time
5:04 "Shit I just killed everybody" he sounds like he is really upset and happy at the same time XD
"Can't even play the fucking goddamn game."
giguyjoe2nd Wow, so edgy. How's 5th grade going?
***** I bet you he doesn't even play this game.
Someguy Personman I bet you missed the fact that I'm quoting Jerma from "Jerma's Made Pt. 3"
giguyjoe2nd How exactly was I supposed to know that? Thousands of other people have made this sort of comment. You didn't say "Jerma 985 - 2014" or anything, how would I distinguish that from a hate comment?
Someguy Personman Probably should have added quotation marks. My bad man.
I love stars sticky jump attempt.
Either its because I play on Chicago Server #4 or I just lucky but when I play team kills are pretty rare (still happens though)
Wow i remember playing this game when it was just a mod. Great to see it become standalone. I think it's a pretty solid game and it needs more praise IMO.
"That was like a squirrel....you ever like open up a door an-"
WHAT WAS JERMA TRYING TO SAY WITH THIS?! I MUST KNOW!
Can I please ship Jerma and Star_
It's been a year, so I expect that you've written up something that's as long as War and Peace by this point.
I tried, but I ended up actually writing war and peace.
Pie A La Mode Try writing war and peace then? Perhaps you'll ship jerma and star instead.
good plan
It's been a year, so I expect that you've written up something that's as long as a Jerma and Star_ ship by this point.
It's funny seeing this video having only played Sandstorm. Seeing the first map be in Sandstorm too is cool
Man this game was classic, I enjoyed the super slow pace of the game at times. But sandstorm is way more fun and chaotic, being able to air strike people with A-10 gun runs is something that is unique to sandstorm but the agonizing terror you face in a 1v8 in insurgency was fun
That guy in the end is STAIRing at that place intently!
haha
ha
oh
ok
Insurgency is the sort of game that makes you start flexing while you play it. I played 30,000+ hours of this game across seventy different accounts, and over the course of my time playing it I became the definition of masculinity. I'm now longer than Jonah Falcon when I'm flaccid, and a head of glorious golden hair appeared in place of my previous brown mop. My jawline is strong enough that I've found no issue in crushing the skulls of my enemies with my powerful chin. My abs can't even be measured using the standard 'pack' measurement anymore. I piledrived a 1.5-ton grizzly bear during Summerslam, just to spite Cena.
8/10 game, thanks New World Interactive!
Still worse than Chuck Norris
***** no life
I got all that from hot pockets. Get rekt.
Call of Duty: Source
I know I'm late. But I honestly think Insurgency does almost everything better than COD or BF.
And to think, Jerma's piss is now a meme on his stream.
6:03 Pro tip: Don't play Rising Storm. Newbie players with flamethrowers are very prone to racking up team kills.
I can't tell you how often I end up on teams in just about every FPS were everyone is being extremely wimpy and does nothing but camp out of fear of death, especially in games with respawn like TF2 where there isn't as much of a penalty for dying.
Nothing is more frustrating than playing Medic on TF2, on a team full of K/D-obsessed noobies who won't push for the objective, and would genuinely rather lose the round than die even once.
UA-cam thinks that you are playing CS:GO XD
lol
This video was my intruduction to jerma and ster
yeah we are the diagonal...triangle things.
This game is actually really good, if you find a server with people who know how to play. I never had a problem with camping / teamkilling on the mod because it was so isolated and the 1 - 2 servers were full of actual players
people are thinking this is a bad game based on this video, but it's actually really fun if it's something you would be interested in. Star seems to have gone into it thinking it's a fast paced shooter, but it's a fairly slow tactics based game.
This is like chivalry medieval warfare with guns, everybody keeps killing teammates but instead of it being unintentional, everybody just shoots you intentionally
Jerma's laugh reminds me of the scout
Also, Jerma, clear piss actually means you have drank very little of anything but healthy drinks (not health food drinks, which are required by law to contain at least 2 raw eggs. I mean like water, 100% fruit juice, all natural tea, ect), and dark piss actually means you have drank alot of the "fake crap" that comes in stuff like soda, energy/sports drinks, and other assorted unhealthy edible fluids.
>I was like, what is this?
Insurgency has been out for 187238572875 years. It's fun as hell.
Lol Jerma, you teamkiller! And Star_ I expect you to keep him in line!
This game is fucking awesome. It's like if CS:S and Battlefield had a baby.
You can't run and gun, this shit is tactical. So no 360qwiksc00pdropshots.
Jeramy and star are really good friends
Jerma is fussy about his Jarate
that was such an organized trainwreck...
i love how the sight on the AK is called Kobra and yet it's actually a C-More sight.
No, I'm fairly sure it's a kobra, usually the lens is higher on a c-more (or from what I know)
Yeah I looked at it again, it's a kobra
It's either a Picatinny mounted Kobra or a C-More. in the first case that's not even how it should be mounted on the weapon. good thing this game is already getting mods.
0:04 I thought nobody heard of MediEvil! I LOVE THAT GAME (still have it and my PS2)
awesome game, wish i had the spare money to get it haha. ANother great vid STAR_
You know Jerma might not have been have banned if he wasn't named FRAUD
8:00 *slaps forehead* dammit jerma. I don't even, I don't even.........
90% of these comments about pee and all I want to know is what The Objective C4 is.
the mode they were playing has one team try and destroy this weapons cache that the other team is defending, you can destroy it with 2 frag grenades, one incendiary grenade, or a C4
"Game: Counter-Strike"
not even yt can tell the difference
"Ok. What's the first thing?"
*dead*
These guys can have fun with any game :D
3:50 This aint tf2 Jerma, get yo shit together! XD
Ign rates this :
"Euphoric, I cant feel my face its too good!"
I don't think I have ever seen this video until now.
Dehydrated bodily fluids are a thing according to Jerma.