as you break in a sword unsheathing sound hits your ears, and a low growl comes from the long hallway before you. A boombox next to you suddenly turns on, and from that you hear the sif theme
The way he accepts the sword at the end. This makes me think of the humble beginnings of something adorable that will turn into the deadliest scourge on Earth.
Creating a Sif is ok with me. Just don't go into the Abyss and leave him behind. He'll be sad, we'll have to kill the poor guy, and honestly I can't kill another Sif.
The reason Sif fights you in DS1 is because Artorias' dying wish was to protect the ring that let you walk in the abyss itself. And Sif being the best boy, honored that request to the end
@@humerusSA Lore Lindsay maybe? Lol. But yes I love Soulsborne lore. Artorias was head captain of the knights, Ornstein was jelly so he left him to fight the abyss by himself. Ciaran head of the assassins, was his gf. He was 1 of 2 people to learn how to walk the abyss (without being part of it), Witch Beatrice is the other. He offered to leave his great shield to protect Sif from the abyss. Sif is best boy. Even though he lost to Manus, he was able to keep the abyss from spreading past Oolacile, so the story was half right. The player just finished the job with Sif's help. Artorias was inspired by the Berserk manga. He was originally right handed, but because of an oopsie with the cover art, he became left handed. I think that's it for Artorias, thank you for listening to my Ted talk :3
@@brnchiggins sif’s gender is unknown. Unless fromsoft devs say otherwise. Having read the lore I saw no such indication. Sif is simply known as sif or their. Sif is never referred to as he or she. The community decided sif was a girl because sif shares the name with a Norse goddess. So please point me in the direction of the lore you read. If it’s not written by the man who made this game then you can write it off as non cannon.
Dog people train their pets to do cool shit like this while I, a cat person, just finished day 5 of trying to teach my kitten that I'm putting her food on top of the cabinet she likes to hang out on top of so her big sister doesn't steal it. It's, uh... it's not going well.
Or they're training you to do it. Mine did that with her food dish; we had a pug when she was younger and she'd sneak into my room and eat the cat's food. So she started jumping up on the counter to get away from her... so I got the idea to put her food up there. Several years ago we gave the pug to a pug trainer cause we were having trouble training her and it was just to much work for my disabled self and my disabled mother to do. ...The cat's food is still on the counter.
Sif could very well be female, and named after the norse goddess Sif, who is the wife of Thor. ... Loki cut her hair off once... went about as well as you'd expect anything he does to go...
Damn... It's soo humble; It makes me think of the alternate scene... *Sif whimpers, knowing what you're there for; but will not let feelings get in the way of duty. As only Sif Knows what the abyss will do to a poor soul.* 😔
(finishes training months later) Artorias: "Well done, my good wolf-friend" Great Wolf Sif: ( *pants in excitement* ) Artorias: "Now, your final task is at hand dear friend...this will be very hard to understand now, but you must know it is for the best....understand?" Sif: ( *tilts head sideways in confusion, but acknowledges understanding* ) Artorias, rising to his feet: (slings great sword over shoulder, turns away) "Now...stay." Sif: *begins whining* Artorias, in great anguish: "I said stay, damnit!" (stomping his foot, small abyssal flames rising from his feet) "I must leave. Protect this place at all costs" and thus the fogwall was cast, where Sif sadly but ultimately stayed. His grounds kept safe for his master...and awaiting for his brave knight and dear friend Artorias, to return.
Step 1: Train the good boi Step 2: Go to the Abyss Step 3: Gets destroyed by Manus Step 4: Save the good boi Step 5: The Good Boi stopping people to fight the Abyss Step 6: Cry
@@licht4808 it's same way Americans speak Iraq as Eye-Rack instead of of ee-Raaq in Hindi and Urdu and eiRuq/eiRaq in Persian and Arabic . Same Americans spells Iran as I ran and Eye Ran instead of Ei-raan or Araan or ee-Raan in Hindi , Urdu Arabic. Funny Americans think they are language expert who make a mess of a dialect.
Imagine breaking into someone's house in the dead of night, ready to rob them blind, and you suddenly hear a woman singing, a wierd red bar appears in front of you, and this pupperino is sitting at the top of the stairs with a legit sword in its mouth.
A burglar is breaking into your house, as he is outside your home, he notices the beware dog sign, he thinks he should be watching out for a pit bull or german shepherd when he gets inside, he opens the door to see that's not a big dog, he's relieved, then he notices the dog rise, whilst easily wielding a claymore in jaw, *boss music starts*
Artorias: I don't want a wolf
Gwyn's Knights: *Gets wolf anyway*
Artorias and wolf after week:
How do you have 1k likes but no comments?
You are my secret twin?
Lol
@@archi8679 maybe
@@archi8679 no he's just an abyss watcher who really wants to be Artorias
*goes to the park*
"Aww cute dog"
*A red health bar grows and boss music starts playing*
lol
You pet it and it stabs you
Dark soul fans: No...NOT AGAIN!!
@@searfin5907 No no, a Dark Souls fan would just start rolling around the dog in circles.
@@benjamindorough6129 That's true.
Oh yeah. In a few weeks at most that boy will be ready to fight the abyss
ok
Or be sealed away in it
You can just tell
herald
You mean that good boy
He is not just a good boy.
He is *the* good boy, chosen by the light to vanquish the darkness within.
Isn't Sif technically a female? just curious
@@Calx9 sifs female?
😂🤣
@@reddytoplay9188 I don't think it's ever stated anywhere in the lore either way, but "Sif" is a female name.
He is the greatest of all boys
Imagine going for a walk in the park and you see a cute doggo with a freaking rapier
It happens, but I guess I live in the bad part of town.
I'd just tell my dog we're going back home 😂😂
I would know he is a force for good
BRUH
and boss music starts playing
Imagine breaking in this guy's house despite the dog warning and instead of of hearing barks you hear boss music approaching
As a guy that plays dark souls I'd be pissed. The one house I tried to break into turns out to be sifs place....really
"Alexa, intruder alert."
*Lights turn blue and Sif's boss theme starts playing*
The choir kicks in and they know they're fucked
@@Cbrunning849 The fog door doesn't appear until the fight starts.
as you break in a sword unsheathing sound hits your ears, and a low growl comes from the long hallway before you. A boombox next to you suddenly turns on, and from that you hear the sif theme
11/10 I would refuse to win the fight
Stun the good boy and go grab the Covenant
Protecc the good boy.
Bold of you to assume that you could defeat doggo knight
refuse? you woudn't have a choice
@@rocketlaunchingshotgunguy4377 Yes u have, don't continue and protect the doggo
@@ezequielfaraldo8053 only if doggo spares your life
The way he accepts the sword at the end. This makes me think of the humble beginnings of something adorable that will turn into the deadliest scourge on Earth.
The first of a long line of proud caknights.
Rick and Morty-fied it did ya ;)
"Dog Tricks - Cyanide & Happiness shorts". 30 seconds of your time will show the result. lol
que super gore nest ost
600th like
The person doggo had just slain: “Why.... why did you do it?”
Doggo: “Snacks.”
@Tblazer "I have gained headpats and snacks. You foolish human."
More like “bark”
@@KidnapT boof
Ah, a reference to "Playing an rpg for the second time"; I see you're a man of culture as well.
"Is that all I'm worth?"
Ok.
This is *hands down* THE coolest thing I've ever seen someone train their dog to do.
You can find the trainer here on UA-cam at Kikopup. This is one of her old videos. She's amazing ❤️
@Corey Show me.
@@davecrupel2817 this.
@Corey yeahhh!! Show us !
Woman: *does vertical strike*
Doggo: "Impossible!"
Smarter doggo: Roll
@Callistus Ngindang of course they can, they can roll to the right or left
This sounded like a sao sword skill
@@kapzek09 Well why are you called Vincent Ezekiel Penalosa
@@grindkagethefirst5975 It is. Vertical.
Creating a Sif is ok with me.
Just don't go into the Abyss and leave him behind.
He'll be sad, we'll have to kill the poor guy, and honestly I can't kill another Sif.
The reason Sif fights you in DS1 is because Artorias' dying wish was to protect the ring that let you walk in the abyss itself. And Sif being the best boy, honored that request to the end
@@ShadowLynx777 Lore Larry strikes back! My boy Artorias does need way more representation tbf, he gets way too much shit for stuff he didn't do.
@@humerusSA
Lore Lindsay maybe? Lol. But yes I love Soulsborne lore.
Artorias was head captain of the knights, Ornstein was jelly so he left him to fight the abyss by himself.
Ciaran head of the assassins, was his gf.
He was 1 of 2 people to learn how to walk the abyss (without being part of it), Witch Beatrice is the other.
He offered to leave his great shield to protect Sif from the abyss. Sif is best boy.
Even though he lost to Manus, he was able to keep the abyss from spreading past Oolacile, so the story was half right. The player just finished the job with Sif's help.
Artorias was inspired by the Berserk manga.
He was originally right handed, but because of an oopsie with the cover art, he became left handed.
I think that's it for Artorias, thank you for listening to my Ted talk :3
I dont get sad when i kill Siff, i killed before i know about his story or start the DLC
I can't kill another siff in NG++++++++++, the dust of colateral damage kills me : T
Robber: Gonna rob this guys house.
*boss music*
Robber: What is that?
Dog: Your worst nightmare.
Underrated comment
*manical 8 bit laugh track plays*
among all games, you chose to steal from a DS boss...
The dog order the robber to sit and call 911.
*Louder Eight-Bit Sound Track Plays*
Robbers: it’s just a dog!
Partner: but it’s a guard dog!
Robbers: we got knives!
Guard dog:
You dare underestimate my power.
Ignore the fact that they’re names are Robbers and Partner-
@@creeperluke65 don't try it
Never invade artorias's house or boyo with big sword shall punish you
Dog:that's not a knife
Fun fact: Sif is the name of a Nordic goddess, so probably our goodest boy is the goodest girl.
Actually game lore confirms Sif (from the game) is a male wolf. Sorry
Mythology sif there's problably nothing to do with the great grey dogo other than the name. It would be more fiting associate him with fenrir
@@brnchiggins What confirms that?
Like another commenter said too tho. It’s also sword in Arabic
@@brnchiggins sif’s gender is unknown. Unless fromsoft devs say otherwise. Having read the lore I saw no such indication. Sif is simply known as sif or their. Sif is never referred to as he or she. The community decided sif was a girl because sif shares the name with a Norse goddess. So please point me in the direction of the lore you read. If it’s not written by the man who made this game then you can write it off as non cannon.
Imagine walking your dog in the park and you see a dog and a man having a sword fight.
I would bring in a cat
I would roll away
I would call Manus
I'd give the guy a silver pendant and a broken one.
I would lay down my sign
Family: we want a dog
Dad: I don't want a dog
Dad and dog next day:
True
Awwww Sif is such a cute pupper
What breed is that dog?
I want one Sif for me, i will train him with swords
what breed is that dog?
@@dovahkiin3853 looks like a border collie or an australian shepherd to me
Guys that's a border collie, called the big brain dog
Dog people train their pets to do cool shit like this while I, a cat person, just finished day 5 of trying to teach my kitten that I'm putting her food on top of the cabinet she likes to hang out on top of so her big sister doesn't steal it. It's, uh... it's not going well.
Yeah cats don’t learn what humans want them to learn very well
Cats can be a lot of fun to train! I've seen people train cats to do some pretty darn cool stuff.
Or they're training you to do it. Mine did that with her food dish; we had a pug when she was younger and she'd sneak into my room and eat the cat's food. So she started jumping up on the counter to get away from her... so I got the idea to put her food up there.
Several years ago we gave the pug to a pug trainer cause we were having trouble training her and it was just to much work for my disabled self and my disabled mother to do. ...The cat's food is still on the counter.
This should be the back story for a dog whose owner gets skilled by the Yakuza or something, so the dog takes up the sword to avenge its owner.
Or the owner trained the dog and when the owner dies the dog gets its revenge on whoever killed them
Ah yes, the owner got skilled on by the Yakuza
@@creightonofmirrah2479 Go skill yourself😂
@@justintime6242 lol
but this is dark souls not bloodborne
it should have been dexed
This is legit how I imagine Artorias trained her.
Her?
Her? (Chain)
That dog has a penis.
Wait, no. That might've been... uhhhh....
Sif could very well be female, and named after the norse goddess Sif, who is the wife of Thor.
... Loki cut her hair off once... went about as well as you'd expect anything he does to go...
Sif in Dark Souls is a boy. There's zero reference as her and 1 or 2 references as him, the rest are gender neutral.
The age of fire looks......peaceful
making hot dogs
0:03 That doge looks more like Zoro lmao
In ds sig grabs a swor like that cute doge
Lol ikr
Pablo Santos my man uses three sword style
This dog just needs two more and he’s set for a zoro build
*Santoryu*
Wrong, Zoro looks like Sif, 110%. look it up.
The dog couple years later:
"Human, put your foolish ambitions to rest"
Real footage of Artorias before he left for Oolacile
I thought the dog was gonna chase the guy in the background with the sword XD
Kinda scary
Artorias when he found Sif
I'm surprised this got like 4k likes
6.9k? Nice!
Thanks y'all
*Y E S*
This is Canon
The *GOOD* boi
Me too. It’s really not that funny, and you suck.
@@janegoodall1837 never said it was funny, the fact you replied to a one year old comment I made and only recently edited was kinda funny though, lol.
Fake, the trainer wasn’t dodge rolling
Edit: Doge rolling, wow
Such roll! Very evade.
Keep doge rolling and r/whoosh everyone, its funnier
How he held it at the end is just amazing
That is a lot of souls the cameraman has
Damn... It's soo humble;
It makes me think of the alternate scene...
*Sif whimpers, knowing what you're there for; but will not let feelings get in the way of duty.
As only Sif Knows what the abyss will do to a poor soul.* 😔
Imagine someone breaking into their house, and the guard dog is wielding a sword.
*NIGERENDAYO*
@@bluememe4652 SMOKEY
Understandable... have a nice day! *slowly backs out closing the door and putting the locks back in place*
@@juggernaut4936 the dog be like
*You dare challenge me ?*
"SIF, THE GOOD BOY"
The best part about this amazing video is you can see how happy the dog is too. His little fluffy tail and his warrior stance
Dark souls remastered
Remember to train him to protect his legs, it's the weak spot 🤣
Someone stop this man before he brings the next age of fire.
OUR AGE
im pretty sure thats a girl
Sign me up on age of fire
If i become multi-millionaire i will make an thematic park of Anor Londo with the Giants and other things, and other park of Irithyll
Pov: your gwyn watching Artorious f**k around in the gardens of anor londo with his cute dog
When the guy breaking in to the house
Why do I hear boss music
*Boss approaches you and kills you in one hit*
(finishes training months later)
Artorias: "Well done, my good wolf-friend"
Great Wolf Sif: ( *pants in excitement* )
Artorias: "Now, your final task is at hand dear friend...this will be very hard to understand now, but you must know it is for the best....understand?"
Sif: ( *tilts head sideways in confusion, but acknowledges understanding* )
Artorias, rising to his feet: (slings great sword over shoulder, turns away) "Now...stay."
Sif: *begins whining*
Artorias, in great anguish: "I said stay, damnit!" (stomping his foot, small abyssal flames rising from his feet) "I must leave. Protect this place at all costs"
and thus the fogwall was cast, where Sif sadly but ultimately stayed. His grounds kept safe for his master...and awaiting for his brave knight and dear friend Artorias, to return.
😢😢😢
5 years later: "Good! Now I just need some growth hormones and a big-ass sword and I can die in peace.
The detail in the fact that you gave art a shield is beautiful
0:30 The way the dog holds the sword, it's so cute
Your videos are so funny, I love them 😊
Don't let his cuteness distract you from the fact his souls make good weapons
Normal Players: I dont wanna kill him
Qualitybuild-Players: Its free real estate
かわいいかよこの世界のアルトリウスとシフたん
深淵なんてなかった
A wholesome moment between Artorias and Sif
ah, yes, the constantly jumping Sif, the true Sif experience.
artorias watching this: "it's not a bad idea"
Hes risking his humanity
Artorias and Sif: the early years.
All bosses of "Dark Souls": Left the chat.
*the dog is training to become a true warrior*
Having weapons is the only thing that keeps humans from being defeated and overrun by doggo...
Monster. You're a MONSTER!! o_O;
That person in the background around 25 sec: 911 What's your emergency? Ya I'm at the park and a dog with a sword is chasing a man!!
Owner: the dog doesn't bite
The Dog: 0:24
I love the usage of the Power Within pyromancy to reference Artorias' buff ability, very clever
Best boi
The way the dog accepts the blade at the end just absolutely completed this video for me
Who's that Pokémon?
It's Zacian.
This is the purest of Art pieces I've seen over my life.
The souls he have💀
when the oponent uses vertical strike
Doggo: Years of academy training wasted
I'd like to imagine he jumps and twists his body in a way mid air that helps him avoid it lol
More proof that halberds are too op in dark souls
Why is your avatar a Hitler bunny?
Becouse i downloaded the photo and uploaded it
He protecc
He attacc
An owner he lacc
The sword he wacc
But the most importantly
Artorias doesn't come bacc
its all fun and games till you come home open your door and then hear this music and realize you cant not longer exit
Dude, the end though. What a good dogo.
Zacian's training arc's coming along nicely.
*"Artorias and wolf, the best friends in the games!"*
I guess youtube really wants me to see this video recommending it twice in a single page...
Plot Twist: Sif is the FINAL BOSS.
His real objective is to get the Sword of Dog to have control over the Bark Souls.
“Bark Souls”
Lmao I’m mad at you now
Ornstein : uh Artorias we found a wolf for you
Artorias : Pfft....do i have to train this thing?
Also Artorias :
That dog is very happy and active just right for this breed. GOt to keep there mind working or trouble.
Anything to do with sif brings a tear to my eye. This must be, at least to some extend, how artorias trained him ❤️
"Hold this sacred sword"
"Yes My Lord"
I’ve finally found the hero with the purest of hearts to be given the ultimate power to fight the tyrant
imagine walking your dog, and then seeing another person having a full on duel with their dog
One of the best youtube videos I've seen so far.
Step 1: Train the good boi
Step 2: Go to the Abyss
Step 3: Gets destroyed by Manus
Step 4: Save the good boi
Step 5: The Good Boi stopping people to fight the Abyss
Step 6: Cry
Bark Souls.
fun fact: "Sif" is actually sword in Arabic
Isn’t that Saif?
@@vgman94 actually we pronounce it like 'a' but we don't write it which is called ' فتحة '.
its actually saif not sif.
al yaa isn't the same as the letter i
@@licht4808 it's same way Americans speak Iraq as Eye-Rack instead of of ee-Raaq in Hindi and Urdu and eiRuq/eiRaq in Persian and Arabic . Same Americans spells Iran as I ran and Eye Ran instead of Ei-raan or Araan or ee-Raan in Hindi , Urdu Arabic. Funny Americans think they are language expert who make a mess of a dialect.
@@fookcensorship820 Who's supposed to be the funny american in this comments section lul
This is genuinely the most wholesome video I have ever seen...
That poor dude. Soon he will be corrupted by the Abyss, left with only his doggo friend to defend his honor.
When you didn’t let the dog sniff your hand before petting it:
Imagine breaking into someone's house in the dead of night, ready to rob them blind, and you suddenly hear a woman singing, a wierd red bar appears in front of you, and this pupperino is sitting at the top of the stairs with a legit sword in its mouth.
Bro. Update. I need an update. Has he defeated the greed of men yet ??
Lol!....thats actually brilliant in my opinion lol
@@chaosdweller Thank you ❤️❤️👍👍👍
That dog truly looked like Zacian over there😂
You and your dog are beyond amazing
A burglar is breaking into your house, as he is outside your home, he notices the beware dog sign, he thinks he should be watching out for a pit bull or german shepherd when he gets inside, he opens the door to see that's not a big dog, he's relieved, then he notices the dog rise, whilst easily wielding a claymore in jaw, *boss music starts*
The worst enemy ever, how could someone dare to attack this dog?!
I wonder if Sif will be strong enough to fight against The Birb of the Abyss.
The Jogger out in the back: Looks like they're at it again. Gonna be Planet of the Dogs soon...
Everytime my dog jumps I make a cute whistle because they are cute with their pointy ears.
Imagine you just chilling at a park, then out of nowhere some guy and his dog with rapier in his mouth.
This is a lady named Emily Larlham. She's on UA-cam as Kikopup 😊
Hell yea
No way your name is Artorias the Dripwalker 😂
@@SomeKrieger yes way it sure is
最後の剣渡してるの良いな~
This is the coolest and most adorable thing I've ever seen.
This is the best thing I’ve seen all week
Now teach him how to make me cry...
He only wanted to protect his master...
is artorias comfirmed
Only legends will realise that actually the dog is the one who is training the man😁
this makes me happy, the dog is clearly enjoying it!
omgg that ending how she/he hold the sword goshh so cute