This is new but, just fucking do it. You won't be made fun of, you'd be respected for your bravery. And at this point, you only live once so why the fuck not. I'll go to the gas station in my cosplay and send it to you on whatever platform if you want. So, I say yolo and jump in! Sorry for the language have a nice day
Jeffrey Woods well, your right in a way. the were clones right when order 66 was issued, but around the time of a new hope, most of the clones were dead because of the accelerated growing process, but the only surviving clones were part of the 501st or vader's fist. when the first death star exploded it wiped out the remaining clones because they were all on the first death star. so from episode 5 - 6 the stormtroopers are all recruits.
If only it was Gary from robot chicken Star Wars teaching. He would either be an awesome teacher or he'd probably start accidentally f**king up the classroom.
***** The part where they can't hit anything was actually staged if you listen to the dialogue between the Admiral and Vader. They can hit stuff, very well, but they intentionally wanted to miss so that Luke could get away and they could chase the Falcon.
+jon lindholm The E-11 blaster rifle may have been accurate but so were the Troopers who used them. In the opening scene of a New Hope they decimate the rebels on the Blockade Runner. Next remember how Kenobi commended their accuracy yet there were blaster points everywhere? Well when he commended them he pointed to the Sand Crawlers key systems. And afterwards said that it was made to look like a Tusken attack, hence the random blaster marks. On the Death Star not so much. That's because they were ordered not to kill them. If you recall a tracking device was put on the Falcon. It wouldn't do much good tracking them to the Rebel base if they were dead now would it? But okay, say that's all circumstantial and doesn't mean anything. Well how about the Battle of Hoth where they absolutely again, demolished the Rebels. Both inside Echo base and out. In Cloud City again they miss Luke but again they want him alive. Finally the Battle of Endor, Scout Troopers miss Leia when they've got her pinned because they want her as a prisoner. And why did they lose against the Ewoks? Well for one they don't know the forest as well as the Ewoks do. Secondly Ewok's are brown. Wanna know what else is brown? Dirt and tree's. Wanna know what color you won't find in abundance within a forest? White. And despite their accuracy their armor didn't really do a good job protecting them. And even after all that they still did a number on the Ewoks.
I've been in college for several years now and the Empire has never invaded my college. What do we have to do to get noticed? Run a Rebel Flag up the flagpole?
I know right! I'm only 11 but I'm a total star wars nerd. If u ran a rebel flag up the pole u will definitely get noticed. The troopers would probably try to kill the idiot who thought about that and miss every shot they take.
man my college sucks they never do shit like this! I would love to have a stormtrooper come into my class with a recruitment to the empire presentation like this!
Imagine like me being there, and he would be like : Storm Trooper : What is your name? Me : You don't need to know *swings fingers* Storm Trooper : Ok.. em Doesn't matter i dont need to know.
He's served the Empire for 28 years and is a Clone who took part in Order 66? Alright let's do some math real quick, most clones would go through 10 or so years of training and since they grow twice as fast as humans, that would make them around 20. So, then he serves 28 more years for the Empire, 28 x 2 = 56 + 20 = 76 which is the youngest age he could be. Maybe I'm just digging too deep into the video...
It would have been hilarious if he had reacted to the Death Star like: "What do you mean they blew it up!? Who's they? What the hell is an aluminum falcon!?"
Cought wind of this off the 501st cast, and i can say that this among other things keeps me working towards the goal of one day geting a designation myself. Thanks for the laughs and making my weekend. Troop on!!
I love when students start laughing when troopers walk in. But when they realize the detail and hard work we put into our "jobs," they appreciate us a little more :) Awesome work brother. - TX3017
Reminds me of when my us history teacher came In in his civil war re enactment uniform and drilled us like cadets ( maneuvers and all in the middle of summer)
@wessnyder117 Actually since the Mandalorians were pretty much decimated by the Republic during the Mandalorian wars, most Mandalorians are mercenaries just fighting for credits. Not alot of them are actually left, Jango Fett is a mandalorian as well so all clone troopers are cloned from a mandalorian.
Me: oh why me - stormtrooper : sit down-me; sir yes sir - vader enters the class - me banging my head on desk - me:why me - vader:you come with me- me: force so help me
Actually shortly after the establishment of the Empire the Emperor Palpatine expanded the Cloning templates and also recruited heavily from Human populations so that by the time of Yavin most Stormtroopers where actually normal Humans. Only Thrawn later on would heavily use clones to try and rebuild the Stormtrooper Corps as the later Imperial Remnant and Fel Empire would use first regular Humans then of course expanded it to alien species to help get more recruits.
Sith Grade was Hell, I had drills, I had to learn how to shoot inaccurately, and always had to put this armor on that "was guaranteed to kill your infantrymen or your money back" logo on my back... lol.
Oh yeah, I remember this soldier...
Jeffrey Woods Hello, Jeffrey Woods.
Jeffrey Woods Oh yes... So much blood... Glorious.
Jeffrey Woods Not if you use the force to turn them inside-out. ;)
Jeffrey Woods Yeah. They removed the blood when making the documentaries about me though.
Lord Vader That answer is perfect.
Now way I'd make fun of him. This was brilliant and I wish I had the balls to do this as part of my public speaking class
I wish this happened at every college.
This is new but, just fucking do it. You won't be made fun of, you'd be respected for your bravery. And at this point, you only live once so why the fuck not. I'll go to the gas station in my cosplay and send it to you on whatever platform if you want. So, I say yolo and jump in!
Sorry for the language have a nice day
Last Shadow honestly do it
I don't like when people think stormtroopers are clonetoopers
Shagy Walrus whats the differences
storm troopers arnt clones
ok
Shagy Walrus well some of them are, but most of them are recruits
Jeffrey Woods well, your right in a way. the were clones right when order 66 was issued, but around the time of a new hope, most of the clones were dead because of the accelerated growing process, but the only surviving clones were part of the 501st or vader's fist. when the first death star exploded it wiped out the remaining clones because they were all on the first death star. so from episode 5 - 6 the stormtroopers are all recruits.
this is frickin awesome. i wish These students would take this guy seriously. I mean really he's trying to teach the history of him in the empire.
+TheMightyDevilsaurus Rex2 I remember when one of these guys visited my school, I immediately dropped out of college and enlisted with the Empire.
+Ezekiel Malone
Which one? The Empire of Akatosh or the Galactic Empire?
xXTyrant LizardKingXx ikr
Pretty sure if a storm trooper was teaching class id never fall asleep in class again.
If only it was Gary from robot chicken Star Wars teaching.
He would either be an awesome teacher or he'd probably start accidentally f**king up the classroom.
maybe he would bring his doughter
+Omar Ramirez Or even better Gary from Fallout 3. Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary
Oh man I wish I had one of these uniforms. The stormtrooper armor just instills fear.
***** I know, but I was talking about how I wanted armor. I already know that it instills fear.
***** The part where they can't hit anything was actually staged if you listen to the dialogue between the Admiral and Vader. They can hit stuff, very well, but they intentionally wanted to miss so that Luke could get away and they could chase the Falcon.
+jon lindholm The E-11 blaster rifle may have been accurate but so were the Troopers who used them. In the opening scene of a New Hope they decimate the rebels on the Blockade Runner. Next remember how Kenobi commended their accuracy yet there were blaster points everywhere? Well when he commended them he pointed to the Sand Crawlers key systems. And afterwards said that it was made to look like a Tusken attack, hence the random blaster marks. On the Death Star not so much. That's because they were ordered not to kill them. If you recall a tracking device was put on the Falcon. It wouldn't do much good tracking them to the Rebel base if they were dead now would it? But okay, say that's all circumstantial and doesn't mean anything. Well how about the Battle of Hoth where they absolutely again, demolished the Rebels. Both inside Echo base and out. In Cloud City again they miss Luke but again they want him alive. Finally the Battle of Endor, Scout Troopers miss Leia when they've got her pinned because they want her as a prisoner. And why did they lose against the Ewoks? Well for one they don't know the forest as well as the Ewoks do. Secondly Ewok's are brown. Wanna know what else is brown? Dirt and tree's. Wanna know what color you won't find in abundance within a forest? White. And despite their accuracy their armor didn't really do a good job protecting them. And even after all that they still did a number on the Ewoks.
HeadHunterX Damn right. They are a formidable foe. They aren't something you mess with.
Mael Radec Hell yeah they are. People don't give them nearly enough credit.
Man if you were a nerd and you became a stormtrooper...you could blast the jocks before they even get into the wedgie-giving stance
but you couldn't hit them XD
You know, you don't have to be a stormtrooper to blast a jock lol
The greatest teacher ever
Can’t believe this is almost a decade old. This was when Star Wars was still a famous thing. Before the dark times. Before Disney.
he's like a a military recruiter
The storm trooper's prob in the 501st, He has Jango fett DNA.
oh, thks lol
+Life As A Potato a clonetrooper not a stormtrooper
+legodude3001 the 501 were clones and with the start of the empire they became storm troopers
i mean yeah you said stormtroopers has jango's DNA i mean it was clonetroopers
Vader commands a group of troops called the 501st. The storm troopers in the beginning of A New Hope, were the 501st. They all have jango fett DNA
when you need to need to teach a class at 9 but gotta Empire at 10
... No comment except that is so hilarious and awesome!
technically that is a comment
I've been in college for several years now and the Empire has never invaded my college. What do we have to do to get noticed? Run a Rebel Flag up the flagpole?
i think so. worked for them
Pivotguy419 No it just has to be a community collage xD
dude that'd be awesome!
That's funny! GO EWOKS!
I know right! I'm only 11 but I'm a total star wars nerd. If u ran a rebel flag up the pole u will definitely get noticed. The troopers would probably try to kill the idiot who thought about that and miss every shot they take.
i want to be a Storm Trooper somebody recruit me
Btw you must have a 0.0% accuracy
is that right?!?!?!?!?
Legit Username Atleast training is simple
lol
You should receive your armor in 2-3 weeks.
I want a Stormtrooper to be my school teacher!
Man, I want to join the 501st... I always loved stormtroopers. When I am a little older I am totally getting some stormtrooper armor, and joining up.
Empire > Rebels
Fuck u!!!!!
TheMrQuackles ;)
Lord Vader Ayy lmao
Republic > Empire
No
Stormtrooper as a teacer, it had been a bit strange, but also very cool.
I had foud show it had been in my class.
Teacher* Found*
man my college sucks they never do shit like this! I would love to have a stormtrooper come into my class with a recruitment to the empire presentation like this!
MrHornyboy2000 It will be done.
I'm in the wrong class. I'm here for Shadow Stormtrooper class.
It would've been funny if he said alright well I'm going to go see if McDonalds is hiring and then he walks out the room
how is this not viral?
Those blasters on the table would never be allowed in school today
Imagine like me being there, and he would be like :
Storm Trooper : What is your name?
Me : You don't need to know *swings fingers*
Storm Trooper : Ok.. em Doesn't matter i dont need to know.
I would love to go there with Kylo Ren stuff on me, :D Im planing on making whole Kylo Ren Set.
Dont have money. ; - ; ._. ( :D )
LOL
+MultiPureskill Stormtrooper is one word pls respect
+Stormtrooper is one word pls respect besides the guy in the video is a Sandtrooper not a Stormtrooper
ughh wish it was focused more on the projecter too
He's served the Empire for 28 years and is a Clone who took part in Order 66? Alright let's do some math real quick, most clones would go through 10 or so years of training and since they grow twice as fast as humans, that would make them around 20. So, then he serves 28 more years for the Empire, 28 x 2 = 56 + 20 = 76 which is the youngest age he could be. Maybe I'm just digging too deep into the video...
Well... They have him teaching kids instead of blasting rebels.
if only that would happen at my school LOL
+S.B.B.9. Gaming We all wish this happened at our school
Benny Potatoe hey ive seen a potato like you but he was a jerk you seem much nicer
WHOO COULD DIDLIKE THIS??
Justin Ghost star trek fans.
It would have been hilarious if he had reacted to the Death Star like:
"What do you mean they blew it up!? Who's they? What the hell is an aluminum falcon!?"
this is why teachers are evil there retired empire stormtroopers lol
Did you just call my empire evil?
i wish this happen in my school
It would have been nice to see the screen
Cought wind of this off the 501st cast, and i can say that this among other things keeps me working towards the goal of one day geting a designation myself. Thanks for the laughs and making my weekend. Troop on!!
There's a class at my college that actually goes over and deeper into Star Wars with its analysis.
Why can't my teachers do that -_-
Wish I was a stormtrooper. Would be the only one to hit straight.
*raises hand* what do you think about rebels?
Halo Fan22 SCUMBAGS
I love when students start laughing when troopers walk in. But when they realize the detail and hard work we put into our "jobs," they appreciate us a little more :) Awesome work brother.
- TX3017
he has done a excellent lecture!
1st time seeing this. This is awesome. Love it.
Thanks, youtube recommendations. This guy is awesome
20 years of Service and they don’t even clap, their loyalty has been miss guided in the rebellion
He's sandtrooper!
Very cool video. I love the idea of doing something like this at a high school. I think that would be a lot of fun.
I wish he went to my high school. My life would have been radically different.
gotta give the guy props for having the balls to do this
actually hes a Sand Trooper.... but this is cool.
Sand trooper is just a sub class of the storm trooper
Inferno Squad 85. No the thing on his shoulder is to display his rank. U just usually see it on sand troopers
Preciate it man. Nice to know there are still SW fans out there.
:D
@SonOfVietKid91 DC-15s are used by the Clones. E-11s for Stormtroopers.
I wish I had him as my history teacher in high school 😥😆
Ah, a Space Force Recruiter. Coming to a local campus or secondary school near you!
I would love to have this teacher
This is great!
I wish I found this 12 years ago cause this if hilarious
28 years of service? That's dead in clone years! :)
Seriously, this is really awesome. Wish I had teachers like this.
Best teacher ever
Should walk around the campus with a sign that says "Enlist in the Empire today."
Reminds me of when my us history teacher came In in his civil war re enactment uniform and drilled us like cadets ( maneuvers and all in the middle of summer)
well.. now I will never see my teacher the same again.
coolest teacher ever
I'm thinking, "what am I watching?" But 5 seconds later I'm laughing out loud. :)
That is a teacher who loves Star Wars x3
Lesson of the day: How to find the droids you're looking for.
What a man.
The best teacher
today in history we will be learning about the old republic.
Oh, I got Darth Revan and Darth Malak, we dual wielded lightsabers. When I graduated I got Double Bladed Lightsabers.
wow Stormtrooper really cool 👏👏❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Ah, yes. The good ol' days when legends was canon...you will be missed
teaching a class, like a boss
@wessnyder117 Actually since the Mandalorians were pretty much decimated by the Republic during the Mandalorian wars, most Mandalorians are mercenaries just fighting for credits. Not alot of them are actually left, Jango Fett is a mandalorian as well so all clone troopers are cloned from a mandalorian.
Awesome!
Give this man a beer
nice pal, really nice
Me: oh why me - stormtrooper : sit down-me; sir yes sir - vader enters the class - me banging my head on desk - me:why me - vader:you come with me- me: force so help me
I go to Moraine currently and if a storm trooper walked into class I would cry
I wish I had a teacher like that. Imagine that. ;)
Hey man, funny vid! Which trooper are you? I'm TB-7024 of the Wisconsin Garrison.
Zach Wagner BRAYDEN
total win!!!
I am a proud Moraine valley student now.
i would be giggling nonstop if a stormtrooper was teaching my classes.
Wayy too cool!
lol this is amazing
awesome
Hehehe, nice! You should post the slide show you used on the MWG board.
was this a project?
true genius i know what im doing for show and tell this year
@Zaelek1776 Oh thats right. And with the clones, I read that they took after they're "trainer/handlers". Read that from the Republic Commando books.
i remember back in 7th grade my science teacher/ Football coach dressed like darth vader was funny as hell
great!
Actually shortly after the establishment of the Empire the Emperor Palpatine expanded the Cloning templates and also recruited heavily from Human populations so that by the time of Yavin most Stormtroopers where actually normal Humans. Only Thrawn later on would heavily use clones to try and rebuild the Stormtrooper Corps as the later Imperial Remnant and Fel Empire would use first regular Humans then of course expanded it to alien species to help get more recruits.
Gosh I wish I had a Stormtrooper recruit _my_ class...
Darn rebels! I wanted to be a trooper and have those perks.
Sith Grade was Hell, I had drills, I had to learn how to shoot inaccurately, and always had to put this armor on that "was guaranteed to kill your infantrymen or your money back" logo on my back... lol.
only my teachers back then were funny like this
Hey. Is that Gary from robot chicken?
Yes
This is awesome where did they get the suit? Also may the force be with you and the force is awakening
It is a person from the 501st cosplay faction who have to create their own authentic stormtrooper/clone trooper outfits
StormTrooper: Alright Ill Be Teaching You How To Invade Earth