Opie & Anthony: Steve Quotes (Extended version)

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  • @shfgafdksljfgna
    @shfgafdksljfgna 3 роки тому +49

    "Don't cry because it's over, smile because he came" - Steve C

    • @DKCG0113
      @DKCG0113 24 дні тому

      Not a historical quote. Isn’t that Dr. Seuss?

  • @iamthegreatest2006
    @iamthegreatest2006 13 років тому +57

    "I may not agree with what you say, but I'll have another piece of cake."
    Had me rolling.

  • @denmac19
    @denmac19 7 років тому +62

    I like how Opie waited for Ant and Jim's reactions to the calls before he decided it was ok to laugh.

    • @Serote_Kaiba
      @Serote_Kaiba 4 роки тому +8

      He is so fucken awful. He doesn't think any of it is funny. Hes friken terrible.

    • @mattb8943
      @mattb8943 3 роки тому +5

      Also as soon as they started he was desperately asking if the instant feedback was working so he could participate. Because naturally he's too fucking stupid to think of any himself.

    • @bobobandy9382
      @bobobandy9382 Рік тому +3

      Is he a hack or something?

  • @Alufear
    @Alufear 13 років тому +88

    "I came, I saw, I swallowed." - Julius Carlisi

  • @paintbasstard
    @paintbasstard 8 років тому +46

    This clip will never not be funny.

    • @skuterixas91
      @skuterixas91 6 років тому +3

      this clip defines how funny men are

    • @MeenBean
      @MeenBean Рік тому +3

      I’ve listened to this probably 20 times and I laugh until my face is red every time. The callers were on fire

  • @ericcook2423
    @ericcook2423 9 років тому +61

    Miss this dude so much(also this team together). Rest in peace you burly bear.

    • @hdjablomi4687
      @hdjablomi4687 3 роки тому

      I think the show definitely had something to do with his suicide. They were kidding but at the same time put a duechbag tag on him that he was stupid lazy incompitant. I think that was bought into by listeners. No one likes to be thought of a stupid bafoon.

    • @marquitos6763
      @marquitos6763 2 роки тому

      @@hdjablomi4687 they treated erock the same way and he didn’t off him self. I think Steve had some more deep personal issues.

    • @nortonman5238
      @nortonman5238 2 роки тому +2

      @@marquitos6763 absolutely this. To think that the boys pushed him to kill himself is a bit ridiculous. Sure it may have had some weight, but doesn't everything when you're thinking that way??
      He was just deeply saddened, hurt, burdened. Poor lil feller.

    • @simsum1argh882
      @simsum1argh882 Рік тому +1

      Yesssssss We all Miss You Mr. Carr

  • @causerDAguv
    @causerDAguv 9 років тому +75

    "Give me liberty or give me Mondays off." LOL !!!!

  • @SuperSHABADOO
    @SuperSHABADOO 10 років тому +63

    RIP Steve C

  • @ryanward3871
    @ryanward3871 5 років тому +12

    "A house divided against itself is one I sat down in"

  • @user-og6hl6lv7p
    @user-og6hl6lv7p 7 років тому +22

    "We shall blow them on the beaches, we shall blow the on the landing grounds!"

  • @wherethetreeslive
    @wherethetreeslive 12 років тому +16

    Wow...I remember when this first came on, I was at work howling. Tears streaming, everyone thought I was crazy.

  • @TheHuskyJesus
    @TheHuskyJesus 12 років тому +33

    "I came to New York with two bad wrists, and the dream to be a lazy producer"

  • @theswimwalkkid3370
    @theswimwalkkid3370 4 роки тому +16

    Opie talking about Churchhill: “He didn’t have a writer.” Literally TEN Seconds later: “Some shmuck wrote that shit, they all had writers.” MAKE UP YOUR MIND

  • @lucasgidman9145
    @lucasgidman9145 8 років тому +24

    RIP Steve

    • @anon86
      @anon86 4 місяці тому

      Yesss

  • @sonofbarnsey
    @sonofbarnsey 4 роки тому +8

    8:37 "Yes! I could not have sex with that woman!" - Steve C(linton)

  • @rhyslings
    @rhyslings 10 років тому +15

    I would have called in as General Steve C Patton. "when you reach into your best friends pants and pull out a pile of goo..."

  • @derekgleeson1353
    @derekgleeson1353 5 місяців тому +2

    Opie casts a pall over proceedings immediately

  • @imperfectlygreat9530
    @imperfectlygreat9530 2 роки тому +7

    Opie "They didn't have no writer"
    Opie 5 seconds later " They all have writers"

  • @mofomartianp
    @mofomartianp 11 років тому +21

    "We hold these truths to be self evident, that all supersize menus must be eaten."

  • @sca8217
    @sca8217 Рік тому +3

    You can hear early on that Opie wasn't on board with this bit, wanting to put callers on. The way he mumbled 'All right' when Jim made the "I will have cake" quote, yelled 'Striker!' in the midst of the two guys riffing and then said " All right I'll laugh to that".

  • @DKCG0113
    @DKCG0113 24 дні тому

    Look at how Jimmy combined concepts from two callers and created this piece of brilliance.

  • @sipoway
    @sipoway 9 років тому +10

    Like beating a dead Hippopotamus...Yesssss

  • @bricecate
    @bricecate 8 років тому +36

    this really shows opies weakness, Jim and ant are riffing and having fun, but the instant feedback isn't working, so no lines for him to throw out. steer the ship sure, but God damn is he boring

    • @martinlatour9311
      @martinlatour9311 3 роки тому +4

      steering the ship = HOLD ON LETS GO TO THE PHONE MIKE IN CAROLINA, MIKE?

  • @KristorpherWright
    @KristorpherWright 13 років тому +6

    Nothing like waking up to hear steve quotes in the morning, nearly woke up everyone in my house.

  • @TreesOnTheMoon
    @TreesOnTheMoon Рік тому +17

    I've listened to this countless times and it wasn't until recently I heard the Gregshells here.
    At 2:39 after fake laughing you can hear Opie mutter in an annoyed tone "alright"
    At 2:55 Opie says "I'll laugh at that one" almost meaning like 'I hate you guys but I'll acknowledge the line was good'
    At 3:27 after Ant's line "You just gave up on that one I think" He is critiquing the joke quality of Jim and Ant but has to take phone calls because he can't come up with a single line himself.
    As usual he was probably annoyed at Jim and Ant having fun and riffing together.

    • @bobobandy9382
      @bobobandy9382 Рік тому +3

      He's already annoyed at 2:05 and tries to cut the funny off immediately by going to a phone call. One of the biggest jackasses ever.
      Also:
      7:25 "Everyone is Steve C for this bit. How hard is this?"
      13:53 "Uhhh, we have Chip on the line."
      Dunce.

    • @anon86
      @anon86 Рік тому

      He also introduces chip as chip even tho he introduced everybody else as Steve

    • @anon86
      @anon86 Рік тому

      ​@@bobobandy9382he's pissed from 1:22 since chip chimed in. I believe this was bit was doomed since then

    • @conradsz
      @conradsz Рік тому

      Stryker!

    • @spyman3000
      @spyman3000 Рік тому

      @@anon86 the bit was fine after that fym

  • @sirLEVITSKY
    @sirLEVITSKY 13 років тому +12

    "We have nothing to fear, but fruits and vegetables"

  • @orly444
    @orly444 13 років тому +11

    I miss Steve. :(

  • @Barkbatosu
    @Barkbatosu 4 роки тому +7

    I have no context for Steve Voice - but it’s objectively hilarious

  • @TheFrancoMcNeil
    @TheFrancoMcNeil 11 років тому +13

    "Mr Gorbachev, tear down my fridge door"

  • @jadedmastermind
    @jadedmastermind 11 років тому +14

    "Abandon hoagies, ye who enter here!"

  • @thescoutabout
    @thescoutabout 7 років тому +10

    One burger by land two if by sea!

  • @anon86
    @anon86 5 місяців тому +3

    Standing in a bucket what are you like spackle?

  • @Redbob86
    @Redbob86 12 років тому +19

    "The rear-ends justify the means."

  • @evansgate
    @evansgate Рік тому +2

    If Steve had stayed with the show through the end there’d be so many more legendary bits, thanks Opie

  • @bsklasika
    @bsklasika 12 років тому +8

    lot of Steve C's were calling that day..

  • @iSOBigD
    @iSOBigD 13 років тому +16

    Steve from the Moon was funny.

  • @NickC979
    @NickC979 9 років тому +12

    I regret I have but one glory hole to give for my country.

  • @jonathonthomits1322
    @jonathonthomits1322 2 роки тому +5

    "The British are coming... inside of meeeee"

  • @autobot69000
    @autobot69000 11 років тому +8

    "Mr Gorbachev! Tear down this sphincter!!"

  • @TheTrueRman
    @TheTrueRman 10 років тому +15

    Tis better to do no work and be thought a fool, than do work and remove all laziness.

  • @maxxdoutt3585
    @maxxdoutt3585 9 років тому +3

    5:05 XD
    11:58 XD XD XD
    "Don't shoot until you see the whites of my teeth!"
    "And those cocks - of the hosts, by the hosts, and for me - shall not perish from my mouth."

  • @VashTheDamnFiend
    @VashTheDamnFiend 3 роки тому +4

    And that’s how you executive produce!

  • @jamesthomison4356
    @jamesthomison4356 4 роки тому +4

    there is nothing to fear but airplane seats

  • @rrrrramone
    @rrrrramone 9 років тому +2

    My favorite clip ever!

  • @pogothepurple3826
    @pogothepurple3826 Рік тому +1

    I gotta say, even tho I know it's not that funny, I almost died laughing at "Glory Glory Hole-elujah!"

  • @joelgroves7500
    @joelgroves7500 4 місяці тому +2

    “I did not have sexual relations with that burger”

  • @SighTology
    @SighTology 3 роки тому +8

    Opie’s value is based on how good callers are. They almost always suck.

  • @pendafen7405
    @pendafen7405 29 днів тому

    "I did NOT sleep with that woman" "I couldn't" really got Yimmy

  • @DangerMenace
    @DangerMenace 9 років тому +12

    Is anyone else freaked out that Steve is fucking dead now?

  • @tenorandrewowens
    @tenorandrewowens 5 років тому +1

    it’s a slow roller to Steve C.. he’s behind his bag!!!

  • @GreenHornet553
    @GreenHornet553 4 роки тому +2

    "We'll avoid doing any work for the show and the other things. Not because they are hard, but because I'm lazy."

  • @TaRAAASHBAGS
    @TaRAAASHBAGS 8 років тому +7

    Read my lips: no nude lasses

  • @MathewOeschger
    @MathewOeschger 7 років тому +4

    3:47 had me howling

  • @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9
    @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 8 років тому +3

    "Never before has one producer done so little for so many segments." "Mr. Ramon, tongue down these balls!!" "I may not agree with what you say, but I'll kill ten-thousand hookers in promos."

  • @MrMackyle
    @MrMackyle 12 років тому +2

    i cant believe that chip was around this long ago!

  • @lintbag
    @lintbag 8 місяців тому

    Opie: "He didn't have no writer!"
    *10 seconds later*
    "I think they always had writers."

  • @jadedmastermind
    @jadedmastermind 11 років тому +6

    "Ask not what your car can do for you. It can only drive 100 feet." Linger longer

  • @lakerdude42
    @lakerdude42 Місяць тому

    Gloryhole-lujah line was hilarious 😂

  • @jdb79jdb79
    @jdb79jdb79 2 місяці тому

    A house decided against itself, when I sat on it.

  • @jeremybrocknblue5593
    @jeremybrocknblue5593 3 роки тому +1

    “Today, i consider myself the laziest man on the face of the Earth”
    Steve C

  • @VVD
    @VVD 11 років тому +11

    "Don't fire until you see their white on your thighs"

  • @borisrivera24
    @borisrivera24 3 роки тому

    “The British are coming” 🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️

  • @sixstringer98
    @sixstringer98 5 років тому +2

    Today, I consider myself the laziest man on the face of the earth

  • @Our_Sole_Pusch
    @Our_Sole_Pusch 3 роки тому +2

    "This is a gay, that will live inside of me".

  • @LifeofLiLi69
    @LifeofLiLi69 3 роки тому +1

    I am Become Steve. The Producer of Shows

  • @TaRAAASHBAGS
    @TaRAAASHBAGS 8 років тому +5

    The young buck stops here!

  • @Jin2124
    @Jin2124 7 років тому +19

    Christ, you can hear how uncomfortable unfunny Opie gets as the two funny ones in the room start feeding off each other and start throwing out funny lines...he's only comfortable when he finally gets calls coming in

    • @barahng
      @barahng 6 років тому +8

      Redbeard Gaming He doesnt know any of the quotes theyre referencing either

  • @jamesthomison4356
    @jamesthomison4356 4 роки тому +2

    keep your friends close, but your boyfriends closer

  • @bearllubub
    @bearllubub 12 років тому +3

    he is not dead you dopes.. I have him on the phone. He's in Australia. This truly fucking sucks. This isn't supposed to happen to us

  • @The495marauder
    @The495marauder 3 роки тому +1

    “I’m paying for this Glory hole” Steve Reagan

  • @pendafen7405
    @pendafen7405 29 днів тому

    I shall return....on *Tuesday*

  • @MasterMecha
    @MasterMecha 13 років тому

    @HardcoreHogan97 That has always been my favorite line ever.

  • @creepycraig73
    @creepycraig73 12 років тому +2

    Ich bin ein Bear-linner. Grrr.

  • @realSpook
    @realSpook 3 роки тому +2

    Yeeess Hellooow

    • @anon86
      @anon86 Рік тому

      Yessssssssssth

  • @jamesthomison4356
    @jamesthomison4356 4 роки тому

    I have not yet begun to diet

  • @jamesthomison4356
    @jamesthomison4356 4 роки тому +2

    go ahead...make my sandwich

  • @LMLR187
    @LMLR187 13 років тому +1

    i'm surprised not many bear references were made

  • @scottkimmel8159
    @scottkimmel8159 Рік тому

    Give me liberty or give me..... I dont know which was funnier, the whole thing Lil Jimmy said or Anthony laughing

  • @anon86
    @anon86 Рік тому +1

    YEEEEESSSSSSTH

  • @E101ification
    @E101ification 9 років тому +4

    Ask not what your country can do for you, but what your country can do for me...

  • @MonteroOnBoxing
    @MonteroOnBoxing 2 роки тому

    @4:09 LOL

  • @EricTheAcktor
    @EricTheAcktor 12 років тому +5

    It's funny how lil' Jimmy always seems to always go for Steve C gay jokes, while O&A focus primarily on his laziness and inabilities as a producer.

    • @shinybeast8946
      @shinybeast8946 2 роки тому

      That's all Jimmy can do is cock, ass, and cum jokes.

  • @onionhat745
    @onionhat745 4 роки тому

    Poor papa bear.

  • @colivas8414
    @colivas8414 6 місяців тому

    13:55, tss tss

  • @RaidenTheAlmighty
    @RaidenTheAlmighty 12 років тому

    What isn't really remembered about Churchill was that he was a terrible stutterer. To overcome this, he would prewrite these famous lines, and practice them endlessly.

    • @jondough120
      @jondough120 7 років тому +1

      RaidenTheAlmighty to... Too.. Today. Go fuck yourself

    • @billcarrig9434
      @billcarrig9434 5 років тому

      Jon Dough
      Ha ha ha ha.

  • @MrJohnybirchall
    @MrJohnybirchall 8 років тому +4

    opie should change his name to Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan
    " peter you added nothing"

  • @andrewptob
    @andrewptob 12 років тому

    That and the fact that he was a raging alcoholic...

  • @hakushi81
    @hakushi81 12 років тому +1

    linger longerrrrrr

  • @Demendred
    @Demendred 13 років тому +1

    Steve wearing normal clothesessss?!
    What the shit is that?

    • @RealGateGuardian
      @RealGateGuardian 8 років тому +1

      Demendred he must have stopped shopping at Lane Bryant, LONGERRRRTTT longerrrrrr

  • @GrandPopPoplock
    @GrandPopPoplock 13 років тому

    13:58
    ...Fucking Chip.

  • @rrrrramone
    @rrrrramone 6 років тому +13

    Did Opie give us anything? Not one quote or funny line

    • @マシュードーラン
      @マシュードーラン 4 роки тому +3

      Nope just useless callers because that’s all Opie could contribute

    • @martinlatour9311
      @martinlatour9311 3 роки тому

      I think the only time he genuinely made me laugh was when he hung up on kristen bell

    • @ArkonBlade
      @ArkonBlade 3 роки тому +1

      Opie doesnt provide any thing that has to do with humor.
      He goes to the phones and kills bits
      Thats it

  • @jabberman3000
    @jabberman3000 4 роки тому +1

    Weird that the most prosperous years in the US they had a much higher tax rate, the exact opposite of the Churchill quote

    • @BusterCherry1
      @BusterCherry1 2 роки тому

      No one paid anywhere even near the top rate. The main reason was the US had virtually no economic competition considering Europe had to rebuild from the ground up, as did Japan, and China was not a major competitor until Mao's rule ended.

    • @jabberman3000
      @jabberman3000 2 роки тому

      @@BusterCherry1 and no one does now that has money anyways even though it's a lower rate.

  • @Andros1921
    @Andros1921 12 років тому +2

    "The Carlisi does exist and he is a lard-ass."

  • @Roughneck8
    @Roughneck8 13 років тому +1

    Steve needs to clean out...eh err I mean step out of his closet.

  • @bennyhath1789
    @bennyhath1789 7 місяців тому

    YESSS FOOL ME ONCE SHAME ON COOOREEY FROM AUSTRALIA

  • @Ironclad17
    @Ironclad17 12 років тому +2

    Hey! Cool AIDS!

  • @CrackerJack06
    @CrackerJack06 12 років тому

    Sam and Danny yeah, but not Dr.Gay

  • @jdb79jdb79
    @jdb79jdb79 2 місяці тому

    Read my lips, no, new, effort.

  • @WealthyIndustrialist
    @WealthyIndustrialist 3 роки тому

    A lot of Jimmy’s lines were awful and very one trick pony. Not at his best this time.

    • @MrTwon1610
      @MrTwon1610 2 роки тому +2

      ALL of Nortons jokes are awful and one trick.
      I don't see how people don't see it

    • @WealthyIndustrialist
      @WealthyIndustrialist 2 роки тому

      @@MrTwon1610 My guess is to admit he was very one trick and not all that funny a lot of the time might come off as being pro Opie or something equally stupid?

  • @michaelmitchell4992
    @michaelmitchell4992 Рік тому +1

    oh no, opie says the instant feedback isnt working so that means he has nothing to add to this bit