The Misadventures of Doi

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  • @Starlink4ever
    @Starlink4ever 6 років тому +8741

    "I don't play spammers"
    Proceeds to spam shadow dio move.
    Doi is not a very smart boy

    • @neptune9647
      @neptune9647 6 років тому +245

      Doi da dumb boi
      He'll spam Shadow Dio's stand
      And only use specials and Heavies as Jotaro

    • @peejar2175
      @peejar2175 6 років тому +43

      also spamming sp's rush

    • @bottleomemes
      @bottleomemes 6 років тому +33

      oh and he spams star finger

    • @АндрейПууенко
      @АндрейПууенко 6 років тому +13

      I dont think doi spammed but tenssine really spammed one combo and alot purple hermit drain (i am hate purple hermit spammers sorry if i am dumb)

    • @datguy8805
      @datguy8805 6 років тому +67

      Starlink4ever "i dont play spammers" -person who plays one of the spammiest characters in the game

  • @DylanYoshi
    @DylanYoshi 6 років тому +4717

    Line of logic:
    1. People who spam are bad at the game.
    2. I'm losing to opponents who are spamming.
    3. Therefore, I'm good at the game because I'm losing to opponents who are bad at the game.

    • @friendlyneighborhoodrobot9773
      @friendlyneighborhoodrobot9773 6 років тому +54

      DylanYoshi Basecly me

    • @okiedokeypokey6309
      @okiedokeypokey6309 6 років тому +96

      Das sum Alessi logic OwO

    • @fusionny7151
      @fusionny7151 6 років тому +127

      I think the logic is that he was spamming a good move that is hard to avoid, it was more he thought he was bad because he thought all he could do was spam.

    • @ozandogan3971
      @ozandogan3971 6 років тому +24

      well, they are right if that spammer is vanilla ice

    • @horshorson8198
      @horshorson8198 6 років тому +1

      Oha türk var

  • @thegaminggoblin4899
    @thegaminggoblin4899 4 роки тому +1091

    I love how when doi is spotted in the lobby it starts a fun game of "who can piss him off the fastest".

  • @cossetta
    @cossetta 5 років тому +3240

    the way they stop and talk to each other mid fight, is just like the anime

  • @beanis6044
    @beanis6044 4 роки тому +3907

    “Listen bud”
    Imagine dio actually saying that

    • @defaultmate
      @defaultmate 4 роки тому +518

      "Listen bud come as close as you like I really don't care."

    • @beanis6044
      @beanis6044 4 роки тому +343

      @@defaultmate "Oh hey bud I was gonna hit you with this road roller, if your okay with that"

    • @rainman4twenty345
      @rainman4twenty345 4 роки тому +206

      “Oh hey bud I’m gonna stop time if that’s alright with you okay?”

    • @joshuagraham5750
      @joshuagraham5750 4 роки тому +28

      TQZA imagine it in Scrubs voice lmao

    • @gabriellima9808
      @gabriellima9808 4 роки тому +94

      "Listen bud you can steal my time stop ability it's ok"

  • @waterPsychiatrist
    @waterPsychiatrist 4 роки тому +402

    *Someone picks up a controller*
    Doi: _Stop spammmiiiinnngggggg_

  • @timo5416
    @timo5416 5 років тому +2669

    Doi *picks dio*
    “I’m not gonna main unless you’re good”
    Aleph: How many time do i have to teach you this lesson old man

    • @landoakechi9406
      @landoakechi9406 5 років тому +25

      Josefumi Kira Queen: Bites Za Dusto

    • @frost_sprite
      @frost_sprite 4 роки тому +1

      Replies?

    • @payachito19
      @payachito19 4 роки тому +1

      Is this a lazy purple reference?

    • @timo5416
      @timo5416 4 роки тому +2

      Strider YT lazy purple nah this a spongebob reference?

    • @kaifeng6201
      @kaifeng6201 4 роки тому +1

      Jeez don't go cocky at first then and while playing start salty. I wonder if he watching this video 😂

  • @DiamondsAreForeverLOLcheeseBUR
    @DiamondsAreForeverLOLcheeseBUR 4 роки тому +3484

    "Stop running"
    Joseph: sorry, force of habit

    • @lan8801
      @lan8801 4 роки тому +69

      NIGERUNDAYO

    • @sookihai2
      @sookihai2 4 роки тому +25

      @Ben The Goose and then Smokey run for mayor

    • @stetsonk.1330
      @stetsonk.1330 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @serv3534
      @serv3534 4 роки тому +15

      @@sookihai2 then he becomes obama

    • @Hei-BK201
      @Hei-BK201 4 роки тому +9

      @@serv3534 then he becomes white

  • @waterPsychiatrist
    @waterPsychiatrist 4 роки тому +1534

    Fun Fact: Doi means "It hurts" in portuguese

    • @sirius6492
      @sirius6492 4 роки тому +24

      Yeah

    • @agrapejuice7662
      @agrapejuice7662 4 роки тому +97

      As someone that speaks portuguese I can confirm.

    • @champagneduo2431
      @champagneduo2431 4 роки тому +47

      It hurts~

    • @sirius6492
      @sirius6492 4 роки тому +54

      @@champagneduo2431 aah~ Doi~~

    • @complicatedemerald7536
      @complicatedemerald7536 4 роки тому +109

      That is because doi lives a life of constant pain and misery and moans like an alessi to fap himself because he uses gay as an insult to hide the fact that he faps to men.
      Thank me later.

  • @thatguyjman
    @thatguyjman 6 років тому +2864

    When I first saw the title, I thought it was just some shitpost where you intentionally misspelled dio.

  • @matthewross5831
    @matthewross5831 5 років тому +4144

    ok but how in character is it for someone to tell Joseph to stop running away

  • @Soodles1516
    @Soodles1516 4 роки тому +922

    3:39
    Doi is so mad that he writes at the speed of [MADE IN HEAVEN]

    • @ddipster9342
      @ddipster9342 4 роки тому +118

      Nah man its Doi, he just stopped time to type

    • @eidolomere
      @eidolomere 4 роки тому +74

      How da hell he typing AND attacking at the same time?

    • @ddipster9342
      @ddipster9342 4 роки тому +98

      @@eidolomere hes further advanced than any human. Hes the ultimate lifeform

    • @bortloverfan5780
      @bortloverfan5780 4 роки тому +2

      I can type that fast, for a problem?

    • @noreiz9170
      @noreiz9170 4 роки тому +6

      @dio can i have ur pfp source

  • @xplorer2111
    @xplorer2111 5 років тому +905

    Eventually, Doi stopped playing

    • @bagel4943
      @bagel4943 4 роки тому +32

      God I hope so.

    • @averysexycheeto425
      @averysexycheeto425 4 роки тому +9

      •ᴋᴏɴᴏ• why did you the only reply on this 1 year old comment

    • @mochgaming4873
      @mochgaming4873 4 роки тому +14

      @@averysexycheeto425 now ur reply, which makes it 2...
      and my reply which makes it 3

    • @kryskrys9604
      @kryskrys9604 4 роки тому +7

      @@bagel4943 did he? I never saw him

    • @neetlikereallyneet9103
      @neetlikereallyneet9103 4 роки тому +42

      Doi - - - Retired

  • @feraxito4081
    @feraxito4081 6 років тому +4089

    ''I don't play with spammers''
    *minutes later*
    STAR FINGER
    STAR FINGER
    STAR FINGER
    STAR FINGER
    STAR FINGER
    STAR FINGER

    • @joaoviktor992
      @joaoviktor992 5 років тому +372

      He used star finger more than Jotaro himself

    • @Bo-lq5jf
      @Bo-lq5jf 5 років тому +134

      "stop spamming"
      proceeds to spam shadow dio's forward punch 2 mins later

    • @chronosanaki5174
      @chronosanaki5174 5 років тому +40

      This is why people say most Jotaro mains are idiots. Thank God I don't have Doi's attitude! Otherwise I never would've tried to main Jotaro.

    • @darksonicyt5430
      @darksonicyt5430 5 років тому +65

      Ferax Incorporeo 1:13 “Stop draining my dick you gay old man”
      *Plays as a gay vampire*

    • @suezuccati304
      @suezuccati304 5 років тому +5

      He dont play spammers doesnt mean he himself doesnt spams

  • @sif4088
    @sif4088 4 роки тому +205

    I wonder how he feels seeing the comments of this video, because he's definitely seen this

  • @thespacewestern030
    @thespacewestern030 5 років тому +6225

    Imagine DIO talking to the Stardust Crusaders this way
    *Jotaro blocks the Roadroller in stopped time*
    DIO: What the heck that should've hit alright you're dead buddy

    • @ultracyber4511
      @ultracyber4511 5 років тому +869

      "I'm gonna play with my main now"
      "You're fucked"
      DIO then drinks Joseph's blood
      "OH FUCK I CHOSE THE WRONG PALLETE"

    • @catboyslim202
      @catboyslim202 5 років тому +305

      To be fair, I'd love a character that speaks like that.

    • @obliviouspotato8545
      @obliviouspotato8545 5 років тому +338

      Jotaro: Ora
      DIO: Godfucking damnit you spam too much I quit

    • @doggerlander
      @doggerlander 5 років тому +143

      I love how he stops the game just to see what 'young' shadow dio looks like

    • @jotarokujo8380
      @jotarokujo8380 5 років тому +22

      Nah pardner I know the power of the punch!

  • @modn406
    @modn406 5 років тому +322

    "i wont play my main unless you're really good"
    proceeds to get beaten
    "NOW LISTEN YOU GAY OLD MAN STOP DRAINING MY"

  • @downfallmandf9705
    @downfallmandf9705 4 роки тому +167

    Person: *can connect moves, knows the combinations hes doing without spamming and has experience in online matches*
    Doi: No! This isnt how you are supposed to play the game!

    • @LunarOverdrive
      @LunarOverdrive Рік тому +7

      Aleph dropped an Oldseph BNB and Doi acted like it was some grand feat of skill that he confirmed into the custom combo at all.

  • @oktopud606
    @oktopud606 6 років тому +4795

    Theres only one reason you lost
    one simple reason...
    Jotaro is my main
    ~Doi,2018~

    • @oktopud606
      @oktopud606 6 років тому +305

      Meanwhile he proceeds to get rekt by Alessi

    • @monogoroshi1547
      @monogoroshi1547 6 років тому +109

      he is horrid as fuck with dio and jotaro, i’vw fighted him

    • @oktopud606
      @oktopud606 6 років тому +60

      Koz MAK fought him*
      Also, it doesnt look that bad i guess. I mean, idk how good you are playing so...

    • @sampelletier7463
      @sampelletier7463 6 років тому +76

      Oktopud Metallica couldn’t make anything as edgy as Doi

    • @abbadon6441
      @abbadon6441 6 років тому

      Oktopud edge lord thinks hes very epic

  • @kyuketsukirook
    @kyuketsukirook 6 років тому +587

    Y'know, maybe if he concentrated on the fight instead of stopping to type, he'd actually get somewhere.

    • @AZUREREV
      @AZUREREV 6 років тому +24

      I know, right?
      Also, hello Hazama.

    • @RatHeadxxx
      @RatHeadxxx 5 років тому +112

      Talking is a free action

    • @mattysharellagaming2479
      @mattysharellagaming2479 5 років тому +3

      King of The Streets damn that’s straight facts

    • @therealwillsmith
      @therealwillsmith 5 років тому +48

      He does that when he's losing so that he can tell himself "I wasn't actually trying".

    • @randominternetuser5872
      @randominternetuser5872 5 років тому +47

      No he is using the secret technique that Dio uses......
      Talking instead of using his ability to attack the enemy

  • @NekoVenture
    @NekoVenture 4 роки тому +389

    "Jotaro's my main"
    *He plays Jotaro, and gets clapped by alessi*
    "NiCe LaGsWiTcH"

    • @qwaarkgd3238
      @qwaarkgd3238 4 роки тому +1

      im new to this is alessi good

    • @qwaarkgd3238
      @qwaarkgd3238 4 роки тому +1

      @woosh and no shit me if gay great

    • @brazencoronet17
      @brazencoronet17 4 роки тому +1

      @@qwaarkgd3238 he's okay but he's one of the hardest characters to learn
      don't let that deter you from playing him though, he's still fun

    • @PlayCrysis
      @PlayCrysis 4 роки тому +2

      @@qwaarkgd3238 No, every single character in hftf is bad, bugged and broken. For real though, alessi is really hard to play and I'd never recommend it for a beginner, but when you learn how to play with him, it's hard to lose

    • @SpeedKing..
      @SpeedKing.. 3 роки тому

      @@PlayCrysis lmao

  • @zweihander7825
    @zweihander7825 6 років тому +1487

    I can only imagine these guys in the actual JJBA cartoon, fighting and talking in the same way they are here

    • @TheDabeavis
      @TheDabeavis 6 років тому +421

      I remember when Polnareff called Hol Horse a projectile spamming faggot, or Iggy blaming the laggy netcode when he was killed by Vanilla Ice (who also according to Iggy doesn't belong in Stardust Crusaders... that Battle Tendency reject)... completely unearned I might add, play him offline!

    • @HEHEHE_I_AM_A_MASKED_WARRIA
      @HEHEHE_I_AM_A_MASKED_WARRIA 6 років тому +112

      I could actually imagine Iggy saying that.

    • @Emoconnors
      @Emoconnors 6 років тому +94

      @@Crow4k-p7i I'm imagining Patrick Seitz saying that in his DIO voice and it's a bit difficult to avoid cracking up

    • @Gammera2000
      @Gammera2000 6 років тому +75

      Jotaro if he talked like a normal edgy teenager

    • @thelankgod8073
      @thelankgod8073 5 років тому +77

      Dio: " I'm gonna EXPAND your asshole 2 meters wide"

  • @tyro334
    @tyro334 6 років тому +337

    "One of my favorite things to do is say no to somebody who thinks they're hot shit"
    -Aleph Null (2018)

    • @Bongbongo
      @Bongbongo 5 років тому +4

      I wonder who else says something similiar like that.... Hm..... Oh well.

  • @shorba14
    @shorba14 4 роки тому +165

    "Time to pick an even worse character"
    Picks the best

    • @kinesslop651
      @kinesslop651 3 роки тому +4

      I think he meant worse for his opponent not himself?

    • @broly5186
      @broly5186 3 роки тому +12

      Best for pissing off the oponents :D

    • @CourtesyofBeyonder
      @CourtesyofBeyonder 3 роки тому +3

      @@colombo-lc6gv Petshop: *bird noises*

    • @coomcharger6105
      @coomcharger6105 2 роки тому

      @@CourtesyofBeyonder Yeah, but he's banned

    • @DonEnriqueGG
      @DonEnriqueGG 8 місяців тому +4

      Actually kak is banned too but people had not figured out how good he was back then

  • @petesmeat7889
    @petesmeat7889 5 років тому +359

    he gives a bad, albeit accurate, representation of us jotaro mains

    • @kj-ti3ei
      @kj-ti3ei 4 роки тому +31

      Ultimate brainlet

  • @Jevix-xl1tx
    @Jevix-xl1tx 4 роки тому +826

    "Gay Old Man"
    That is just the Piller men if you think about it.

    • @newusernamessuck
      @newusernamessuck 4 роки тому +9

      JOJO IS NOT GAY STOP

    • @BigZlinker
      @BigZlinker 4 роки тому +39

      @@newusernamessuck Part 5 👀👀👀👀

    • @newusernamessuck
      @newusernamessuck 4 роки тому +6

      @@BigZlinker NOOOOOOOOOO

    • @BigZlinker
      @BigZlinker 4 роки тому +16

      @@newusernamessuck yes yes yes YES

    • @newusernamessuck
      @newusernamessuck 4 роки тому +3

      @@BigZlinker ua-cam.com/video/fKEZFRcuEqw/v-deo.html

  • @hamdurger
    @hamdurger 4 роки тому +327

    Doi : *i main jotaro*
    wheres the combos my dude? you just spam A and jump

    • @yokuutsu9097
      @yokuutsu9097 4 роки тому +18

      Ethiopian Jotaro combo

    • @SpeedKing..
      @SpeedKing.. 3 роки тому +18

      He didn't even do his most easiest combo, the first one you can literally figure out by yourself

    • @pelufe5492
      @pelufe5492 3 роки тому +3

      doi: i main jotaro
      *repeats abc combo over and over and over*

  • @projectlwhenplzrito1350
    @projectlwhenplzrito1350 6 років тому +1881

    I LOVE how this game of Jjba has a more active community that Eyes of heaven

    • @CherryDKaya
      @CherryDKaya 6 років тому +17

      Doppio parryh 32 same

    • @exogenesis9112
      @exogenesis9112 6 років тому +65

      Doppio parryh 32 I tried for half an hour to try and find a game, never happened

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 6 років тому +126

      Doppio parryh 32
      Because this is a real fighting game lol. CC2 has no fighter pedigree and if they haven't figured it out yet they never will. Instead of building off of All-Star Battle and improving on it they decided to go casual. No respect for those guys.

    • @veryexciteddog963
      @veryexciteddog963 6 років тому +6

      Stray Cat
      I'm in the same boat :(

    • @doctoradventure413
      @doctoradventure413 6 років тому +45

      Eyes of heaven isn’t fun

  • @gungisgrand225
    @gungisgrand225 4 роки тому +570

    This guy is so narcissistic that he makes dio look like a humble saint

  • @ZenoDovahkiin
    @ZenoDovahkiin 4 роки тому +307

    >"I don't play [chr here] isn't a reason to spam"
    Does this dude know how quotation marks work?

    • @myththegreatest
      @myththegreatest 4 роки тому +15

      Also that points or marks out nothing,in HTFT spam is part of the game.I mean just look at the tandem Alessi has.

    • @khoa7399
      @khoa7399 4 роки тому +7

      @@myththegreatest HTFT

    • @nick9115
      @nick9115 4 роки тому +16

      @@khoa7399 heritage the future to

    • @TokiIsMike
      @TokiIsMike 4 роки тому +8

      @@khoa7399 heritage to future the

    • @jojohftfhighlights2487
      @jojohftfhighlights2487 4 роки тому

      @@nick9115 LMFAO

  • @taechuK
    @taechuK 5 років тому +1463

    "you lost because of one reason, one simple reason..."
    me : he's gonna say it!
    "jotaro is my main"
    me : oh come on

    • @pieloloon
      @pieloloon 5 років тому +17

      Me

    • @deleonoliveira8298
      @deleonoliveira8298 5 років тому +95

      He can say "you pissed me off!" But noooo He preffer be a dick

    • @darkwebfarting5656
      @darkwebfarting5656 4 роки тому +39

      That proves he sucks, didn't even make the entire reference.

    • @xy2i
      @xy2i 4 роки тому +2

      Lol taechuk

  • @ianpartrick8347
    @ianpartrick8347 6 років тому +332

    “Listen bud”
    Yeah, I’m Canadian and I can confirm that Doi is Canadian from that line alone

  • @azazelfan9000
    @azazelfan9000 4 роки тому +135

    ":v"
    "ah yes,alessi"
    *"w a i t"*

  • @09-caokhanhduy89
    @09-caokhanhduy89 6 років тому +2984

    Top 10 anime satisfying villain death:
    ...
    2: Steely Dan
    1: DOI
    edit: almost 3k likes???? Thx Guys this is the most likes I ever had

    • @UltraZombie115
      @UltraZombie115 5 років тому +29

      Duy Khanh Steely Dan is not dead

    • @09-caokhanhduy89
      @09-caokhanhduy89 5 років тому +31

      @@UltraZombie115 joke? but if not imagine if u got ora by star platinum would u survive?

    • @UltraZombie115
      @UltraZombie115 5 років тому +35

      Duy Khanh I am not joking it never said he did die

    • @UltraZombie115
      @UltraZombie115 5 років тому +10

      Duy Khanh Remember Rubber Soul lives a pea rush to the face

    • @09-caokhanhduy89
      @09-caokhanhduy89 5 років тому +8

      @@UltraZombie115 actually what i just said is a joke i know that steely dan is not confirmed dead

  • @xSoqui
    @xSoqui 6 років тому +3567

    Doi Barond

  • @anamenot
    @anamenot 4 роки тому +61

    Doi looks so innocent starting off with a "henlo"

    • @brazencoronet17
      @brazencoronet17 4 роки тому

      I wonder what it would take to keep him appeased.

    • @halepivot7530
      @halepivot7530 3 роки тому +1

      @@brazencoronet17 infinite double k.os

    • @camelat7228
      @camelat7228 Рік тому +1

      its because hes a redditor

  • @scifi8880
    @scifi8880 6 років тому +2627

    If you rearrange the letters in Doi
    It spells
    Canada

  • @fusionny7151
    @fusionny7151 6 років тому +2189

    ummm, I'm kind if offended that you said doi is the best Canadian.
    Edit: when he said stop running, you should have responded with "It's my secret technique"

    • @fusionny7151
      @fusionny7151 6 років тому +62

      Doi did you change your username to Doi after replying to me?

    • @fusionny7151
      @fusionny7151 6 років тому +7

      Happy aleks is what it was.

    • @fusionny7151
      @fusionny7151 6 років тому +20

      Doi ehh, close enough, and also you realize the activity tab shows the username you had when you commented right? It doesn't change like in the comment section.

    • @4themyst
      @4themyst 6 років тому +2

      Doi haha actualy im 14 and im not stupid and like mos teens who jusg act adgy and shittalk all the time

    • @fusionny7151
      @fusionny7151 6 років тому

      TopChundle you didn't put that in bold correctly

  • @jasperc6101
    @jasperc6101 4 роки тому +452

    Doi: "Theres only one reason you lost."
    "one simple reason..."
    "jotaro is my main."
    _cringe._

    • @nighurt478
      @nighurt478 3 роки тому +10

      Not cringe cockiness the gayest thing a man can do

    • @jasperc6101
      @jasperc6101 3 роки тому +52

      @@nighurt478 His edginess of attempting to prove that him maining Jotaro is cool is plain cringe

    • @nighurt478
      @nighurt478 3 роки тому +4

      @@jasperc6101 yes

    • @vann3ssa17
      @vann3ssa17 3 роки тому +30

      I thought he was going to use Jotaro's line, but that was just as cringe

    • @malikarsyasakani
      @malikarsyasakani 3 роки тому +3

      Me a black polnareff and horse main: “Dafuq?”

  • @2nooby2idol90
    @2nooby2idol90 5 років тому +290

    DIO: Your stand is weakest of all you old fool!
    *Joseph destroying DIO intensifies*

    • @internetlurker1850
      @internetlurker1850 5 років тому +14

      I know this is four months ago but:
      "There is no such thing as a weak stando"
      - Gay priest 2011

    • @Bongbongo
      @Bongbongo 5 років тому +5

      @@internetlurker1850 a stand that gives the power to weak itself

    • @internetlurker1850
      @internetlurker1850 5 років тому +1

      @@Bongbongo Fukk

    • @internetlurker1850
      @internetlurker1850 5 років тому +1

      @@Bongbongo You're right president boi.

    • @Bongbongo
      @Bongbongo 5 років тому

      @@internetlurker1850 thank you, lord C'thulu

  • @SomersBugtopia
    @SomersBugtopia 6 років тому +910

    GIVE EM' THE *HERMIT SUCC*

    • @oi6119
      @oi6119 6 років тому +13

      i feel like i shoudn't have recognized that pfp

    • @Stupisms
      @Stupisms 6 років тому +31

      Jotaro
      Dio
      Iggy
      Kakyoin
      Boy with good succ
      Mariah
      Polnareff
      Alessi you fuckin idiot
      Doi

    • @terraxgaming4117
      @terraxgaming4117 5 років тому +6

      @@Stupisms Main Jotaro*

    • @tylerp.5004
      @tylerp.5004 5 років тому +23

      "stop draining my dick you gay old man"

    • @rivalosrivalos8184
      @rivalosrivalos8184 5 років тому +2

      YEAH!!!

  • @thefinestjasperbrandapplej8414
    @thefinestjasperbrandapplej8414 4 роки тому +100

    As a Canadian I can say truthfully that this dude disgraced the polite ways of Canadians

  • @jayacheal8401
    @jayacheal8401 6 років тому +1032

    doi means hurts in portuguese.
    I just think that's very appropriate cuz it really hurts to watch this.

  • @popp4546
    @popp4546 6 років тому +554

    "Hermit drain"

  • @pacificgrim4661
    @pacificgrim4661 4 роки тому +50

    2:16
    Doi: Your looking like a double wide surprise

    • @nighurt478
      @nighurt478 3 роки тому

      Joseph:owwww yo howtin meee:(

  • @amonkey4707
    @amonkey4707 4 роки тому +200

    Doi: i dont play with spammers
    Also Doi, not even a minute later:
    *_STAR FINGAH STAR FINGAH STAR FINGAH STAR FINGAH STAR FINGAH STAR FINGAH_*

  • @allforanime24
    @allforanime24 6 років тому +478

    Rad I didn't know Terence D'arby had a fightcade account

    • @theman6422
      @theman6422 5 років тому +27

      Nonspecific
      Doi: are you going to reelaleelalee me?
      Aleph: YES YES YES YES
      Y E S

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 4 роки тому +23

      Terence D'arby has more skill in his left pinky toe than Doi has in his entire body.

  • @Purplebruh
    @Purplebruh 4 роки тому +95

    "Canadians are very polite people"
    And other jokes you can tell yourself

  • @CorpseDollar
    @CorpseDollar 6 років тому +453

    “Discor dAa A”
    Doi, 2018

  • @torkey5681
    @torkey5681 6 років тому +120

    I love how he says not to spam and then starts spamming with Dio

  • @aurealite
    @aurealite 4 роки тому +155

    when joseph said “hamen”, i felt that

    • @parzival4960
      @parzival4960 4 роки тому +9

      Amen

    • @scottprime4301
      @scottprime4301 4 роки тому +6

      @@akiralives8910 hes talking about what the Japanese sounds like, it sounds like "hamen" here and not hamon

    • @moatazalaa5070
      @moatazalaa5070 4 роки тому +8

      Isnt it "HARMIT"

    • @thememeguy2135
      @thememeguy2135 4 роки тому +1

      SDC OVA: just like the simulations

    • @matthiasc.z8332
      @matthiasc.z8332 4 роки тому +1

      @@akiralives8910 there's even hamon in part 3

  • @ish-kaiben
    @ish-kaiben 4 роки тому +74

    What makes this extra funny is the random windows errors in the background

  • @apoxalypsewhen
    @apoxalypsewhen 5 років тому +178

    5:28 well that goes for everyone actually

    • @Kutchy7765
      @Kutchy7765 5 років тому +15

      As a fighting games player I can confirm

    • @ddipster9342
      @ddipster9342 4 роки тому +16

      Yeah i dont see the point in bringing that up, maybe its worse than normal ig

  • @rapha9611
    @rapha9611 4 роки тому +44

    1:13 the best part of the video

    • @francescagearsolid
      @francescagearsolid 3 роки тому +8

      “gay old man”

    • @nighurt478
      @nighurt478 3 роки тому

      @@francescagearsolid probably has more girlfriends then this dump you call a human lol

  • @majimagoro1631
    @majimagoro1631 6 років тому +471

    Stand only jotaro and he thinks hes pro ok

    • @SkyanUltra
      @SkyanUltra 5 років тому +10

      you're a true pro if you can beat the best petshop main there is as mariah or khan

    • @PEARLSTOTHEPLAYERS
      @PEARLSTOTHEPLAYERS 5 років тому +17

      @@SkyanUltra Not really lol, that's over-exaggerating.

    • @PorkpieJohnny
      @PorkpieJohnny 5 років тому +10

      @@SkyanUltra not really, Khan's the best character

    • @brazencoronet17
      @brazencoronet17 4 роки тому

      At least it isnt vanilla ice

  • @bentonic4998
    @bentonic4998 5 років тому +997

    >uses gay as an insult
    >while playing a bisexual character
    hmm

    • @Itariatan
      @Itariatan 5 років тому +20

      Yeah...

    • @xXSlyFoxHoimiexX
      @xXSlyFoxHoimiexX 5 років тому +8

      DIO isn’t BI

    • @bentonic4998
      @bentonic4998 5 років тому +288

      @@xXSlyFoxHoimiexX
      jojo.wikia.com/wiki/Interview_Archive
      Araki 2007 Eureka interview: "Dio's sort of a composed character that could go either way. He could go with a man or a woman"
      Sorry bud but you're wrong

    • @Itariatan
      @Itariatan 5 років тому +58

      @@xXSlyFoxHoimiexX He isn't straight either

    • @razielette2159
      @razielette2159 5 років тому +100

      Remember Pucci? Well, Dio is a powerbottom

  • @ewitsroach
    @ewitsroach 4 роки тому +22

    "I don't play with spammers, I PLAY spammer." - Doi

  • @cbass2238
    @cbass2238 5 років тому +208

    Me: I bet all Canadians are nice just like the stereotypes imply.
    Doi: hold my beer.

    • @jagagagaga
      @jagagagaga 4 роки тому +17

      we aren't angels lmao, Canadians are either the nicest people or Satan's bastard son/daughter

    • @datswagnoscoper316
      @datswagnoscoper316 4 роки тому +9

      I live in Canada and I can say that I’ve met a lot of DOIs in my life

    • @whoisanarnb
      @whoisanarnb 4 роки тому +3

      @Dat swag Noscoper
      Tell me about it man.

    • @asf5428
      @asf5428 4 роки тому +1

      I think Hold my "fuckin" beer is what you meant.

    • @Cactus_fucker
      @Cactus_fucker 4 роки тому +1

      Doi isn’t mean he’s just insensitive and really dumb and also sucks at hftf

  • @AustinFire
    @AustinFire 5 років тому +411

    Just imagine being this mad over a twenty year old anime fighting game

    • @mihaiioc.3809
      @mihaiioc.3809 5 років тому +47

      what's worse is he had 8 super bars full as jotaro and didn't stop time to blow away half of the Hp that other guy had

    • @Kutchy7765
      @Kutchy7765 5 років тому +17

      @@mihaiioc.3809 jotaros ts takes away 3 super bars and its 0.95 seconds per a super bar so he could really pull off something like that

    • @harryvpn1462
      @harryvpn1462 5 років тому +4

      Being honest he would be better off just spamming 214AA, since you can hold it you can bait them and it would work sometime

    • @lolelujahtheunpopular6011
      @lolelujahtheunpopular6011 4 роки тому

      yeah

    • @lolelujahtheunpopular6011
      @lolelujahtheunpopular6011 4 роки тому

      @@mihaiioc.3809 shut up

  • @mangaprofilepicture5820
    @mangaprofilepicture5820 3 роки тому +8

    Doi: “I’ll only play my main if you’re really good”
    Aleph: plays really good
    Doi: _confused pikachu_

  • @user-qp5yu1zq1m
    @user-qp5yu1zq1m 4 роки тому +336

    2:16 😳 well now. He better buy you dinner first.

    • @alexradion4210
      @alexradion4210 4 роки тому +15

      Officer this comment right here. Deserves a gold medal

    • @bortloverfan5780
      @bortloverfan5780 4 роки тому +2

      @Alex Radion redditor

    • @ChrisCrossRBLX
      @ChrisCrossRBLX 4 роки тому

      asoingbob full episodes how?

    • @bortloverfan5780
      @bortloverfan5780 4 роки тому +1

      @Chris Gaming "deserves a gold medal"

    • @callmemudaddy1071
      @callmemudaddy1071 4 роки тому +6

      @@bortloverfan5780 it's used everywhere tho
      let the dude praise the comment in peace lol

  • @brunobruno-c1d
    @brunobruno-c1d 5 років тому +136

    the fact that youre so silly at the chat while he's clearly being toxic makes him seem so much worse
    but on the positive side, at least you sound like someone very fun to play with! all communities deserve to have more people like ya ^^
    (and yes i know im late shush)

  • @ichimaruaizen817
    @ichimaruaizen817 Рік тому +17

    2:15 that line will never get old lol

    • @SamolaVN
      @SamolaVN Рік тому +2

      im GONNA expand your asshole 2 square meters wide

  • @sumdood8563
    @sumdood8563 5 років тому +58

    He talks like a quake 3 bot.
    He plays like one too.

  • @d4rk45t6
    @d4rk45t6 5 років тому +336

    Don´t worry, man, if he uses this: ":v", we know he´s a lost cause

  • @WohMi
    @WohMi Рік тому +7

    "Now time to pick an even worse character"
    *Picks Kakyoin*

  • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
    @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 6 років тому +649

    You spelled it wrong.
    Odi*

  • @totallynothyper964
    @totallynothyper964 5 років тому +61

    I'm taking a wild guess that UA-cam only recommended me this cuz it has JoJo

    • @akirax461
      @akirax461 4 роки тому +5

      Lmao I’ve been playing and watching a bit of heritage for the future

  • @LunarOverdrive
    @LunarOverdrive 2 роки тому +9

    I like how he uses scare quotes for "I'll play like, not that well." As if Old Joseph dropping a BNB combo somehow contradicts that.

  • @bloodangel8502
    @bloodangel8502 4 роки тому +360

    “I wont play my main unless your good”
    *proceeds to loose and call you bad at the game and a spammer*
    *yOuR sO bAD iM uSiNg mY mAiN*

    • @datpoyo4900
      @datpoyo4900 4 роки тому +34

      Bruh Imagine If Dio was like that
      "HOLY FUCK JOTARO STOP MOVING IN TIME,THATS IT I'M PICKING MY MAIN.'

    • @eleaphant_phoom9493
      @eleaphant_phoom9493 4 роки тому +1

      @@datpoyo4900 OMG XD

    • @Microwaveables11
      @Microwaveables11 4 роки тому +6

      @@datpoyo4900
      *proceeds to become heaven dio*
      THERE I PICKED MY MAIN NOOB, YOU BETTER PREPARE

    • @datpoyo4900
      @datpoyo4900 4 роки тому +3

      @@Microwaveables11 *Also Proceeds To Die To Alessi
      "Omg u fuckin Trash Spammer

    • @kyeblade06
      @kyeblade06 4 роки тому +2

      @@Microwaveables11 jotaro: so its the same type of stand as star platinum

  • @AnguirusTCG
    @AnguirusTCG 6 років тому +130

    You should have fought him with Rubber Soul.

  • @curtisplays21
    @curtisplays21 5 місяців тому +3

    I find myself coming back to this video, it's like a tradition

  • @deltad3592
    @deltad3592 6 років тому +183

    Doi is a part of a discord channel called Lewd Land, and I have proof

    • @hoohah5067
      @hoohah5067 6 років тому +55

      Same, he sent peeps the link saying he was fapping

    • @crazywoddy
      @crazywoddy 6 років тому +37

      Thats disgusting

    • @crazywoddy
      @crazywoddy 6 років тому +23

      Disgusting boi

    • @andrewembuido7341
      @andrewembuido7341 6 років тому +4

      @Doi I know you're doi's other half.

    • @jeanmichel8919
      @jeanmichel8919 5 років тому +9

      Doi must be a neckbeard

  • @SploogieMcNoodle
    @SploogieMcNoodle 6 років тому +480

    Doi needs to get laid

  • @shocck1
    @shocck1 4 роки тому +9

    “I’ll play, like, not that well”
    **proceeds to absolutely beat the shit out of Doi**

  • @lock__load8196
    @lock__load8196 6 років тому +236

    probably French Canadian

    • @hellthornsystem
      @hellthornsystem 6 років тому +4

      Aidan Andrash Y E S

    • @hellthornsystem
      @hellthornsystem 6 років тому +2

      O SHIT IT'S HIM

    • @hellthornsystem
      @hellthornsystem 6 років тому

      Doi my man, you wanna fight sometime? Loose that attitude tho. I'm not that good.

    • @hellthornsystem
      @hellthornsystem 6 років тому

      Doi nani? I cant play right now tho. Come back later or find my discord out.

    • @monogoroshi1547
      @monogoroshi1547 6 років тому +8

      Doi why would you take the name of someone who has been ridiculized on video, that’s sad af.

  • @thrillhouse4151
    @thrillhouse4151 5 років тому +28

    “Make me a child” God dammit you missed an opportunity to say you already are!

  • @crunk1101
    @crunk1101 3 роки тому +26

    "henlo"
    Top 10 best last words before death

  • @fatpanda6475
    @fatpanda6475 6 років тому +36

    doi is a pioneer of the stand on auto combo jotard

  • @akiradiamond1371
    @akiradiamond1371 6 років тому +66

    One of the reasons why I rarely go to fightcade anymore. If you win, they rage quit and if you lose, they start to shit talk.

    • @AlephNullHFTF
      @AlephNullHFTF  6 років тому +36

      Akira Diamond to be fair there are a handful that are like that, but most of the players are friendly. the ones that get salty get made fun of anyway, so it's all fun and games in the end

    • @akiradiamond1371
      @akiradiamond1371 6 років тому +16

      Aleph Null first, thank you for replying, it means a lot. Second, the only game that I used to play in fightcade was kof 2002 and that place was full of brazil players who are mad salty or maybe I just had really bad luck with it.

    • @philipplayer5549
      @philipplayer5549 6 років тому

      @@akiradiamond1371 I'm Brazilian and I'm NOT offended by that

    • @Crow4k-p7i
      @Crow4k-p7i 6 років тому +13

      @@akiradiamond1371 im offensive and i find this brazilian

    • @Frog101_Real
      @Frog101_Real 5 років тому +1

      @@AlephNullHFTF yeah, many accept im a beginner and go easy.

  • @liquidSAusage8900
    @liquidSAusage8900 Рік тому +6

    "im GONNA expand your asshole 2 square meters wide"
    There's no way this ain't scriptedLMAO and the fact he's able to type a whole sentence that fast is impressive

  • @hoaryu
    @hoaryu 5 років тому +31

    Dude has a pre-emptive john. That's almost impressive.

  • @PeachDragon_
    @PeachDragon_ 5 років тому +22

    Gotta love how he goes back to roleplaying once he wins oof

  • @ABitOfMemes
    @ABitOfMemes 3 роки тому +6

    The only talent Doi has, typing fast af while spamming

  • @Komerican
    @Komerican 6 років тому +317

    So Doi is just basically the embodiment of god?

    • @dltking25
      @dltking25 6 років тому +40

      *Doi* is an anagram of *Dio* which means *God*. So yeah.

    • @lemon7422
      @lemon7422 6 років тому +8

      he plays roblox btw,heres a link to his account:www.roblox.com/users/70691248/profile

    • @Komerican
      @Komerican 6 років тому +12

      That's pretty hot

    • @parry3439
      @parry3439 6 років тому +6

      Low Tier God, you mean...

    • @saucetto2016
      @saucetto2016 6 років тому +7

      Doi
      ur just high tier gay

  • @blakebastidas5885
    @blakebastidas5885 6 років тому +143

    Such a salty boi

  • @friendlyneighbourhoodbisex4811
    @friendlyneighbourhoodbisex4811 2 роки тому +4

    "stop running"
    my brother in christ hes literally playing Joseph

  • @fujineetomori
    @fujineetomori 5 років тому +16

    There's only one reason you lost, one simple reason..
    You're pissed off.

    • @rockstorm2588
      @rockstorm2588 4 роки тому

      Thats a better answer than
      "J o T a R o I s M y M a I n"

  • @Funnymanfx
    @Funnymanfx 6 років тому +213

    This is so entertaining to watch. I’m not particularly good, but I don’t make excuses.
    Also, how do I download and use those palettes? I’m still new to Fightcade.

    • @dispensation_ic
      @dispensation_ic 6 років тому

      Funnymanfx same here

    • @tobaccomarshall4659
      @tobaccomarshall4659 6 років тому +57

      Funnymanfx the only excuses you're allowed to make is first time, laggy af and I'm trash

    • @deathlock-plus2226
      @deathlock-plus2226 6 років тому +2

      you have to make them yourself, or get someone to give you a .51 file for your game, or just a whole new zip file entirely

    • @lilwhatev3r245
      @lilwhatev3r245 6 років тому +2

      Funnymanfx can I get a link to get the rom itself,every time I try playing with mine it says it doesn't work

    • @majimagoro1631
      @majimagoro1631 6 років тому +7

      Use palmod to make them or you can ask around for them like other people have said here. Id suggest joining the discord as there are a ton there.

  • @Entuity
    @Entuity 4 роки тому +12

    "alright you're dead"
    *loses again the next round*

  • @kellentrout7475
    @kellentrout7475 6 років тому +73

    I didn’t know the JoJo community had its own DSP.
    How very unfortunate

    • @herbbirb3766
      @herbbirb3766 6 років тому +2

      Indeed

    • @jadonking5404
      @jadonking5404 5 років тому +7

      @DeadMemes NeedToStayDead ...Holy shit it might actually by Canadian LTG.

    • @HEHEHE_I_AM_A_MASKED_WARRIA
      @HEHEHE_I_AM_A_MASKED_WARRIA 5 років тому +1

      DSP?

    • @Capnsensible80
      @Capnsensible80 5 років тому +5

      @DeadMemes NeedToStayDead Agreed, he's not blaming input lag, dropped inputs, etc constantly like DSP would haha

    • @the_exxtra1425
      @the_exxtra1425 5 років тому +2

      @@HEHEHE_I_AM_A_MASKED_WARRIA Darkside phil

  • @marko9005
    @marko9005 6 років тому +52

    Proud to say I fought the guy and he made my day.
    Cheers Doi

  • @splurgyreal
    @splurgyreal 4 роки тому +4

    Everybody is ignoring the fact that he’s typing at fucking LIGHTNING speed

  • @kyani6843
    @kyani6843 4 роки тому +8

    This man was probably thinking “imma za warudo his ass” when he chose jotaro

  • @Rawxas.
    @Rawxas. 5 років тому +20

    He has reincarnated into a guy named "AnubisLove". Almost the same kind of person.

  • @cjsomook5576
    @cjsomook5576 4 роки тому +47

    Me: **switches i and o from dio's name**
    Got a name called D O I

    • @abubekbossyn8982
      @abubekbossyn8982 4 роки тому +1

      I got name asshole

    • @speedwagon105
      @speedwagon105 4 роки тому

      @@abubekbossyn8982 use Japanese properly, your name should be "kono ningen da"

    • @smickothesmickest
      @smickothesmickest 3 роки тому

      I got odi and ido hey ido kinda sounds like Iida if you think about it

  • @mr.bluesky4130
    @mr.bluesky4130 5 років тому +10

    >typing during a 2d fighter match
    Now that, that some balls

  • @OKTANE0
    @OKTANE0 4 роки тому +6

    I love the stylish blocks of heritage for the future, instead of characters just putting their arms in an X and being invulnerable, they move their fore-arms to where they’re being hit

  • @totallyjohnnyjoestar3143
    @totallyjohnnyjoestar3143 4 роки тому +16

    "I'm not gonna play me main unless you're pretty good anyways" bruh isn't that the whole point of maining a character like bruh if you ain't gonna play your main much then why do you call it your main

  • @justsomeguythatwantstodie.6481
    @justsomeguythatwantstodie.6481 6 років тому +64

    Asmr teen fists Salty Canadian boy

    • @theman6422
      @theman6422 5 років тому +5

      It’s more like
      Asmr Teen hamon succs and reelaleelalee-s a Dumb tOxic Idiot

    • @gabriellima9808
      @gabriellima9808 4 роки тому

      until you hear a *cronch* someone broke a bone