Red Dead Redemption 2 except I was sent to the ranch

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  • @eMBeaR
    @eMBeaR  5 років тому +832

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    • @aye_lil.k2639
      @aye_lil.k2639 5 років тому +4

      eMBeaR 1st

    • @TunkerWunker
      @TunkerWunker 5 років тому

      eMBeaR nice mems

    • @reign8013
      @reign8013 5 років тому +3

      eMBeaR u funny

    • @captaicon1890
      @captaicon1890 5 років тому +1

      You are awesome

    • @tf2nico
      @tf2nico 5 років тому +3

      eMBeaR can you get horses and kill everyone with only it

  • @sydthakyd98
    @sydthakyd98 5 років тому +904

    “Oh you’re married!?” ...
    “Ma’am, with all due respect, SO ARE YOU.”

    • @bloodwolfgaming9269
      @bloodwolfgaming9269 5 років тому +41

      Mission Failed, we'll get 'em next time!

    • @theshyguy4932
      @theshyguy4932 4 роки тому +11

      It's a open relationship

    • @TwistyBons
      @TwistyBons 4 роки тому +3

      Darth Jar Jar it’s a joke

    • @theshyguy4932
      @theshyguy4932 4 роки тому +2

      @@TwistyBons yeah what I said was a joke too

    • @michaelwilson5114
      @michaelwilson5114 4 роки тому +8

      @@theshyguy4932 Actually I think you may be right - no joking. I think it was pretty openly discussed that they only hired unmarried men. I might be wrong though - it's been a while since I played that part.

  • @morgan0__o
    @morgan0__o 5 років тому +213

    Retired Outlaw's Wife: Take him out, please?
    *Retired Outlaw: kills son*

  • @flaccidpancake3387
    @flaccidpancake3387 5 років тому +2282

    Oh no, the silent treatment. The only thing John Marston can't dead eye.

  • @gavinsfriend5972
    @gavinsfriend5972 5 років тому +925

    I just realized that you completely skipped the guarma chapter. You could have called it “red dead redemption 2 but I’m in Tahiti”

    • @yaniel111
      @yaniel111 5 років тому +26

      Gavin’s Friend that would be so funny lmao

    • @Pinhoof
      @Pinhoof 4 роки тому +19

      Did you find gavin yet?

    • @MeanMachine4844
      @MeanMachine4844 4 роки тому +8

      There would be a lot of invisible sniper complaints

    • @sincere3712
      @sincere3712 4 роки тому +2

      It’s a bit short tho

    • @deckz_datboi3899
      @deckz_datboi3899 4 роки тому +5

      Or red dead redemption 2 except I forgot my passport

  • @duckhugginggoblin9156
    @duckhugginggoblin9156 5 років тому +750

    Are you hitting on me infront of a *depregnafied horse*

    • @gabrielavillarreal1484
      @gabrielavillarreal1484 5 років тому +3

      That's hot

    • @sassypwny
      @sassypwny 4 роки тому

      A soviet penguin with a ak-47 lmao

    • @an_wrld9997
      @an_wrld9997 4 роки тому

      SAUSIG HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHA

  • @Confucioses
    @Confucioses 5 років тому +392

    "Hit or miss she took my freaking kids yeah" 9:10 I actually died of laughter

    • @toshiiiiiiii
      @toshiiiiiiii 4 роки тому +7

      wolfking 091 Wow bruh rest in peace 😔

    • @N_A_R_
      @N_A_R_ 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @wok3n203
      @wok3n203 4 роки тому

      Yuh

    • @cecilycarter6531
      @cecilycarter6531 4 роки тому

      I'm laughing so hard and it's the middle of the night😂

    • @Confucioses
      @Confucioses 4 роки тому +1

      Thx fr the likes

  • @demonspawn2567
    @demonspawn2567 5 років тому +260

    Dr. Phil: TO THE RAAANCH!!!

  • @pll2170
    @pll2170 5 років тому +160

    That morty impression was on point

  • @angelorossi253
    @angelorossi253 5 років тому +850

    If only uncle was vaccinated. Then mabye he wouldn't have gotten LUmBaG0

  • @RDig3303
    @RDig3303 5 років тому +283

    If you beat jack in the race he becomes depressed

    • @sillytosociety
      @sillytosociety 5 років тому +9

      For real?

    • @Mr_Peem
      @Mr_Peem 5 років тому +11

      Dutch van der Linde yes

    • @Ok-eg8dg
      @Ok-eg8dg 5 років тому +3

      @@Mr_Peem why? How?

    • @Mr_Peem
      @Mr_Peem 5 років тому +11

      I'm batman because that’s what happens?

    • @Ok-eg8dg
      @Ok-eg8dg 5 років тому +2

      @@Mr_Peem ok but how di u know?

  • @chimpinaneckbrace
    @chimpinaneckbrace 5 років тому +1051

    This part of the game should by called Wife Argument Redemption.

  • @BlessTheTrap-bs6jr
    @BlessTheTrap-bs6jr 4 роки тому +42

    2:55 why does he actually sound like Morty

  • @weeklysports847
    @weeklysports847 5 років тому +644

    YES a new rdr2 video your bye far the funniest UA-camr

    • @grandpapapapapapa
      @grandpapapapapapa 5 років тому +1

      Correct, operation has been confirmed.

    • @NightOwl547
      @NightOwl547 5 років тому +3

      Weekly Sports! By*

    • @weeklysports847
      @weeklysports847 5 років тому +3

      So sorry everyone I have made a terrible mistake this is my fault and thank you for correcting me

    • @alec5835
      @alec5835 5 років тому

      Weekly Sports! You’re and by

    • @weeklysports847
      @weeklysports847 5 років тому +1

      Dutch Van Der Linde damit Dutch you got me and why you always need munah

  • @cashdaily1272
    @cashdaily1272 5 років тому +224

    "The first rule of Fight Club is: do not talk about Fight Club!"
    "The first rule of a Rockstar Game is: do not let a protagonist live!"

  • @bouletterose9643
    @bouletterose9643 5 років тому +169

    Poop cup is one of the best thing to say out loud.

    • @N_A_R_
      @N_A_R_ 4 роки тому +1

      No comment yet
      Well
      Lol

    • @lucidmoon3716
      @lucidmoon3716 4 роки тому

      I know right

    • @BeaniesFrogMan
      @BeaniesFrogMan 3 роки тому +2

      Unless of course you watched shock videos

  • @unsettled3943
    @unsettled3943 5 років тому +52

    2:59 omg you sound exactly like Morty XD

  • @jackathy
    @jackathy 5 років тому +25

    Abigail: Take him out, please?
    Embear: You want me to kill him?

  • @Dank-Boix
    @Dank-Boix 5 років тому +156

    You literally find the most ridiculous way to complete video games

  • @balobadartist9022
    @balobadartist9022 5 років тому +16

    “Long John Marston” And I started to choke on my spit

  • @OliveBead
    @OliveBead 5 років тому +617

    Hit or miss, she took my freaking kids YUHH

  • @is_ya_average_idiot1613
    @is_ya_average_idiot1613 5 років тому +24

    9:11 hit or miss she took my freaking kid YUHH lol

  • @realnimrod3436
    @realnimrod3436 5 років тому +90

    “Go to the next post and pound that in”
    “I’ll pound you in. That’s right, even though I’m married”

  • @1111Tactical
    @1111Tactical 5 років тому +57

    Abby: "John, could you take out the dog?"
    Marston: "Sure" *Shoots dog in the head with a Springfield rifle*
    Abby: "That's not what I meant"

  • @kinggamer1214
    @kinggamer1214 5 років тому +92

    Well we worked so hard to build a little house together, the wind, the snow, the ice cold rain whenever, no matter, what the weather we’re together.

  • @Vipers_Pit
    @Vipers_Pit 5 років тому +11

    “Oh no the silent treatment. The only thing John Marsten can,t dead eye” that was funny and make my day.

  • @makimahater911
    @makimahater911 5 років тому +208

    The word of the day is "TO THE RANCH".
    ......wait

  • @sheldon522
    @sheldon522 5 років тому +27

    I would do those surveys if they actually paid in gold bars.

  • @gusdakid7507
    @gusdakid7507 5 років тому +22

    4:00 That’s gonna be my wallpaper

  • @sabre7212
    @sabre7212 3 роки тому +7

    0:14 when you miss Arthur so much you start to scream like him

  • @juic3box930
    @juic3box930 5 років тому +53

    Not even 17 seconds into the video and I’m already laughing lol

  • @__tadpole__8195
    @__tadpole__8195 4 роки тому +3

    *blasts head into a pile of guts and blood* “yeah he didn’t want to talk”

  • @vedantjoshi6475
    @vedantjoshi6475 5 років тому +130

    Never have I ever clicked so fast on a UA-cam video.

  • @monkegaming6416
    @monkegaming6416 2 роки тому +2

    arthur is the best at riding horses and hasnt crashed once.

  • @jerome1840
    @jerome1840 5 років тому +110

    Lil Jacky is my favorite soundcloud rapper

  • @bloodwolfgaming9269
    @bloodwolfgaming9269 5 років тому +4

    @ 4:15 The only thing I could think of was that Call of Duty meme with the whole "Mission Failed, we'll get 'em next time."

  • @big_boi5330
    @big_boi5330 5 років тому +6

    6:09 the little ‘pop’ got me 🤣

  • @fastlifejordan
    @fastlifejordan 5 років тому +12

    3:45 letting his inner demons out

  • @julianahauptman8877
    @julianahauptman8877 5 років тому +32

    It turns out that eMBears true goal in the story was really just to a get a Shirly Temple

  • @doppleganger159
    @doppleganger159 5 років тому +31

    6:05 I laughed so hard lmao

  • @Lisztomaniac1022
    @Lisztomaniac1022 5 років тому +13

    "Hey there mister"-Arthur Morgan 😢

  • @NyxInfernal
    @NyxInfernal 5 років тому +2

    Please do not stop making Red Dead 2 videos. They always make me laugh.

  • @busted9326
    @busted9326 4 роки тому +7

    0:14 WHY WAS HE SCREAMING LIKE ARTUR AND NOT HIMSELF?!

  • @bryxe1174
    @bryxe1174 Рік тому +2

    Why has nobody realized that John sounds like Arthur when he gets hurt

  • @anifyulin7306
    @anifyulin7306 5 років тому +12

    Hit or miss
    She took my freaking kid

  • @theturtle9724
    @theturtle9724 5 років тому +17

    2:59 Nobody’s gonna talk about his morty impression? Ok

  • @LegacyKillersHD
    @LegacyKillersHD 5 років тому +44

    your morty voice is outstanding
    Edit: typed “accent” instead of “voice”. smh

  • @Captaintheceltic
    @Captaintheceltic 3 роки тому +3

    Hit or miss, she took my freaking kids YAH!!!

  • @tommyaguirre3479
    @tommyaguirre3479 5 років тому +10

    Red dead redemption 2 but the game is finally fulfilling it's purpose

  • @giftergamer5422
    @giftergamer5422 2 роки тому +2

    My Brother: what do oat cakes do
    Me: they cure lumbago

  • @乇尺尺卂乇匚卂爪
    @乇尺尺卂乇匚卂爪 5 років тому +9

    THANK YOU MAN IVE BEEN WANTING YOU TO MAKE A NEW RDR 2 VIDEO YOU THE BEST

  • @ameerll
    @ameerll 5 років тому +2

    5:09 “no more vbucks for you”

  • @reiwire_
    @reiwire_ 5 років тому +4

    That was a solid Morty impression

  • @swang7321
    @swang7321 3 роки тому +1

    John grunting like Arthur is weird

  • @talhahmahmood837
    @talhahmahmood837 5 років тому +6

    Lil Jackie with a new single: Papa Bronte's Spaghetti

  • @big_guap2321
    @big_guap2321 5 років тому +2

    Your morty impression was insanely accurate

  • @treycass9805
    @treycass9805 4 роки тому +4

    Who else thought that Morty voice was SPOT ON😂!!

  • @ravis2320
    @ravis2320 5 років тому +3

    All the horses coming from the dead are gonna be all your tem tems🤣🤣

  • @oofem8254
    @oofem8254 5 років тому +12

    6:56 goes through play through of entire game trying not to spoil it and then spoils it on a joke
    The lumbago got to him

    • @PDiNola
      @PDiNola 4 роки тому

      Yea ummm we don’t speak of that

  • @ModularPilotJack
    @ModularPilotJack 4 роки тому +3

    7:50 Im completely convinced thats the strange man from RDR (grim reaper ), similar moustache, digging a grave n the eeriness.

  • @Jokoplayz
    @Jokoplayz 5 років тому +5

    3:35 I'm having the biggest deja vu right now

  • @monsters691
    @monsters691 4 роки тому +4

    3:39 that's actually a speedrun strategy now 😂

  • @gingersnaps576
    @gingersnaps576 5 років тому +4

    "Instead Dr Phil sent me to this ranch!!" 😂 I'm dead Lmao

  • @jonnyjones7689
    @jonnyjones7689 3 роки тому +2

    can we just appreciate how good his morty voice was?

  • @candiicxnee
    @candiicxnee 5 років тому +12

    0:14 why does john scream like me when he jumps did anyone else notice that?

    • @yep8109
      @yep8109 4 роки тому +4

      It sounds like Arthur

    • @edwardblack4674
      @edwardblack4674 4 роки тому

      Dutch micah is a rat you know it I know it

    • @JRSRLN
      @JRSRLN 3 роки тому

      A candy cane? He sounds like a candy cane?

  • @joshuasonnenberg4441
    @joshuasonnenberg4441 4 роки тому +1

    Red Dead 2 taught me many life lessons.
    For example: If you want to turn on a woman, help a horse give birth. DONT TELL HER YOU ARE MARRIED!

  • @arimarino2
    @arimarino2 5 років тому +3

    6:45 "I see dead people"

  • @bigjoe5442
    @bigjoe5442 4 роки тому

    I don’t know why but I can’t get that twangy music he keeps playing out of my head. Awesome video! 👍

  • @thejohnson2328
    @thejohnson2328 5 років тому +9

    0:14 bruh that was Arthur's scream 😂😂😂

  • @mozzygoblin
    @mozzygoblin 5 років тому +2

    0:32 that's my motor action sound and I was sooooo confused for a good 30 seconds lmfaooo

  • @wrench4757
    @wrench4757 5 років тому +13

    2:24 when the bull gets loose and knocks over John why does he sound like Arthur

    • @big_boi5330
      @big_boi5330 4 роки тому +1

      It’s 2:17 dude, u were way off

  • @thegamecenter9001
    @thegamecenter9001 5 років тому +1

    please make more of these, they’re amazing

  • @mangoyeah9663
    @mangoyeah9663 3 роки тому +6

    Please come back I need you

  • @themostgoodest7868
    @themostgoodest7868 2 роки тому +2

    Who else ears the “Hey Listen” and remembers monto

  • @nebad7575
    @nebad7575 2 роки тому +3

    2:45 1 dollar is about 22 dollars in american currency now so that means john was payed around 69 dollars

  • @strangerthingsandrdr2_nerd66
    @strangerthingsandrdr2_nerd66 2 роки тому +2

    John got left by his family and got a letter just like Michael

  • @yasbitch5959
    @yasbitch5959 5 років тому +4

    Almost half a year later since it got published and still 👌🏻 quality
    The overall gameplay and the game I mean by that

  • @andypipesummersline3608
    @andypipesummersline3608 5 років тому +1

    Can’t swim, can’t herd

  • @drip9210
    @drip9210 5 років тому +17

    Ah you should have shown the ending man. It's so sad isn't it?
    *Oh wait this is Farming Simulator 19*

  • @Daniel-kq4bx
    @Daniel-kq4bx 5 років тому

    This lets Play brought me here. Then i watched that Minecraft beating game. Now this is my favourite channel this year

  • @aldihamzaraj4795
    @aldihamzaraj4795 3 роки тому +4

    4:55 is it just me or can everyone hear a bit of Arthur after John crashed?

  • @peje7739
    @peje7739 5 років тому +1

    2:41 ANOTHER DAY,ANOTHER DOLLAR.

  • @nefarious_jnr5194
    @nefarious_jnr5194 5 років тому +24

    How come when he fell of the horse he sounds like arthur

  • @missstealyowife4930
    @missstealyowife4930 4 роки тому +1

    Abigail: cArEfUL >:(
    John and jack hours later: I’m GoNNa SHOoT pPL ON fIRE aNd TrY NoT To DiE >:)
    Abigail: i sAID BE cArEfUL

  • @sizorrscut6552
    @sizorrscut6552 5 років тому +4

    I love how funny you are keep it up man

  • @adilehsan929
    @adilehsan929 2 роки тому +1

    "Take him out, please"
    "You want me to kill him?"
    💀💀💀

  • @shizazahid5002
    @shizazahid5002 5 років тому +2

    You ever feel like uhh “I WISH I WROTE THAT”

  • @qunt2742
    @qunt2742 3 роки тому +1

    I think I've yet to see a play through of this game that someone deliberately beat Jack at the race, I think everyone just agreed that he needed that win.
    Of all people I'm surprised you didn't absolutely whip him.

  • @morris_j7766
    @morris_j7766 5 років тому +5

    Damn I love this guy😂

  • @colebaranek4604
    @colebaranek4604 4 роки тому +1

    DUDE your Morty was spot on!🤣

  • @sophiestauffer
    @sophiestauffer 5 років тому +3

    The rdr2 videos r the best thank you for making another one!!😄😊😊😊

  • @condurrares9716
    @condurrares9716 5 років тому +1

    First thing eMBeaR thinks about when he gets on a horse:
    HmmMMmmM... TrEE

  • @doddacakes1974
    @doddacakes1974 5 років тому +5

    *PaPa ShMuPp AnD lUmBaGo Everyone use EMbears Sponsor*

  • @pokeyboi4103
    @pokeyboi4103 5 років тому +1

    RAM RANCH REALLY ROCKS

  • @dakotaabney2350
    @dakotaabney2350 5 років тому +4

    Abigail : take him out. Please
    Embear : what ? Wait you want me to kill him ?
    Me : 😂😂😂

  • @mushinnews4589
    @mushinnews4589 5 років тому

    Embear:20 feet from the cabin is good enough for me
    Me:we only took a few steps

  • @NormOttdeer
    @NormOttdeer 5 років тому +9

    I always end up pausing my RDR2 to watch you play RDR2

    • @sendmags2640
      @sendmags2640 5 років тому

      thats the way it is
      pun intended

  • @skeeterfromsouthpark1414
    @skeeterfromsouthpark1414 4 роки тому +1

    Jack: damn
    John: watch your language
    Wait so he can be surrounded by thugs and outlaws as a baby, but can't say damn at 12? Makes sense

  • @klorgmakthesmasher6446
    @klorgmakthesmasher6446 5 років тому +5

    When is "we broke Far Cry New Dawn?"

  • @Pidgeadin
    @Pidgeadin 3 місяці тому

    "Oh no the silent treatment. The only thing John Marston can't deadeye" is my favorite line in a UA-cam video ever lol