Clarkson, Hammond and May Parking Compilation
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- Опубліковано 8 січ 2023
- only included bits where parking is the main focus/topic of discussion or else the video would be too long. obviously missed a lot here.
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I love that these are still being uploaded, hopefully you never run out of themes
how hard can it be
@@incTG Don't say that! (Richard Hammond voice)
@@padisuromertani That's a theme right there.
@@incTGboom! Next video
@@incTG 100% need a "top gear borrowing things"
Jezza: “Have you seen a long haired man? An idiot?”
Italian man without hesitation points towards May 💀
This 3 are absolute pioneers ❤️
without hesitation and with enthusiasm its hilarious.
It’s all scripted
@@trainman665 it's the best kind of improv
@@terrificfrogg8377 It’s not improv.
@@trainman665 I’m improv… and so’s my wife!
My favourite bits are:
1. Richard adopting the 'French' attitude to parking 0:10.
2. James trying to cram his dishwasher into a boot that's slightly too small 0:42.
3. Jeremy and his efforts at trying to pay for his parking space 25:20.
French package
The "To be fair it doesn't say no murdering either" just before was rather good too
carnage au trois was hilarious
"oh, Merd" 😂😂😂😂
I read these as if it's a top gear intro
23:55 -How far away is that?
-Like 15 feet
-Hammond?
-What?
-We live in London, we can build a 4 million pounds house in that gap
That part got me tearing lol
"Why don't we just make a sign that says 'SORRY'??" 🤣
Clarkson, Hammond and May being awkward around women would be hilarious
Iunno what you're on about. May is an absolute star around women. The natural ease with which he talks about his lawnmower to 'em is just astonishing.
handbrake turn compilation ?
Ummm, these guys are legends to the female variety as well. It would be more amusing to see the women being awkward around those 3.
James May isn't awkward around women, they're awkward around him.
Hello
No matter the theme, parking to speed limits, you can’t stop laughing at these, best trio on the planet
All written for them. The other people are actors so to speak
@@ramblingrob4693 Are you the type of person who watches "Fawlty Towers" and thinks it’s a documentary? Obviously Top Gear is scripted since it’s pretty much a comedy show. That shouldn’t stop you from enjoying it unless you have no sense of humour whatsoever.
@@PneumatinisPlaktukas15amen dude. I’ve seen a lot of those “it’s scripted” comments on this video,like no shit it has a script,they wouldn’t go anywhere without one 😂 they keep acting like it’s some profound statement that says they’re so smart or some shit😂 like Christ we get it,the shows scripted,we enjoy it now fuck off😂 love you bro
I truly appreciate these compilations. It’s like an audiobook of the most profound blokes.
I discovered Top Gear a couple years ago, but it was during a period of change for me. It’s like an intrinsic part of my life now. I think it’s a bit like that Sainsbury’s taste the difference cheese.
am i the more rubbish cheese for poor people?
@@incTG no mate, you're like the Dacia Sandero
Same here. When I was growing up we were poor and didn't have a car. Then when I was older my mate was giving me a lift and we were in an accident. All of that made sure I didn't develop a passion for cars.
Years later I stumbled upon the india special. I never watched tg since I thought it was a car programme. I started watching reruns religiously and a year later I got my licence and first wheels.
Now I drive a 2021 Dacia Sandero
@@aeu569 truly a prodigy of Captain Slow good man
the best part of that French car episode is when Richard rear-ends James later in the episode he doesn't scream "HAMMOND!!!!" he calmly says "Oh no, my dishwasher"
The french Grand Tour Ep felt like classic top gear days
8:54 - That segment is nice, feels even more natural with each one doing their part and the audience participating too
It’s so funny that the parking compilation is not that much shorter than the speed camera compilation. Keep it going!
I kept expecting it to be almost over and it just kept going 😂 too many hijinks
@@natekraner3721 Haha same!
That’s because as James said, parking is not an end within itself. 😂
@@Creatronic It always makes me crack up when he says "We're going out to do some parking". It reminds me of when I was learning to drive and actually did go out to do some parking with my dad quite often.
10:58 "have you seen a very long hairded man, an idiot?
''HERE"
40min of them parking holy shit😂😂
The fact that there are 2 separate clips about parking a Countach says a lot about its practicality.
It's funny, you can watch videos of people driving Countachs today and they still use the same method to park it (The Stradman did a video where he does it a few days ago.)
2:10 Imagine Jeremy Clarkson being the reasonable voice in a discusssion.
The golden years of television, there is nothing worth watching on regular TV nowadays. Clarkson, Hammond and May's chemistry together was second to none.
35:40 Bay not wide enough for the car haha. This reminds me when the council repainted the parking bays down my road after they resurfaced the road and my car was the only one out of other neighbors who used the bays that was too wide for the bays so the council had to come and repaint the bays down the road to the correct width that they were before they resurfaced the road.
The distress flare and weather balloon car location solution is genius.
14:47 "This is what going to hell in a handcart feels like..."
"...Because I've had a Nobel peace prize for parellel parking"
Out of context James May fits in so well in this transition
Carnage A Trois was one of the funniest specials I have seen.
But that off road bit had me laughing the whole way through. So good.
They are truly the Three Stooges of motoring. Highly entertaining.
I love these videos to a degree i cannot explain, please continue uploading; i can’t survive without Clarkson, HAMMOND, and May compilations
These 3 could test out a toaster and I'll watch every second of it
The bits of BBC radio are so appropriate, especially the traffic report. LOL
"I need to drill some holes for your eyes."
"You bloody don't !" LOL
he shouted at the boat and it actually stopped and listened😂
When Hammond said 'but what the French will do' oh god 😂
In 1991 I was in Paris, I saw Taxi’s bang into each others bumpers at traffic lights, and watched a car get lightly sideswiped, and nothing, no cars stopping, no arguments between drivers nothing 😂😂😂
Well, this is only true if everyone is French, when we went by bus in the roundabout of the Arc de Triomphe in Paris in December 2000... and the tourist leader just talked about how French drivers are cool... as a Hungarian tourist and one came from the side and hit us, he screamed for half an hour and then called a cop…
The memories....
Dear God, please grant these three men immortality!
James slamming the trunk on the washing machine is actually physically painful lmao...
how does this have 1.1 million views already
it's a 40 minute video of them parking
Quality content attracts quality people
It's because your content is one of the best content of all contents of all continental of all content
we love clarkson! the big gormless galoot that he is!
28:35 I will never, ever, ever get to a stage in life when I don't crease up laughing at that I A M symbol for driving. Looking forward to the next series from the farm too. Just had a kebab, washed down with a chilled Hawkstone lager. Bordering on a perfect Saturday night.
Another brilliant selection from incT, thanks for putting this toghther and posting!
Holy shit thats a long one. *insert The office quote*
That's what she said
@@bmstylee Yeah, but not to you.☹
@@michaelball4683 hey I know where I stand. It's ok.
@@michaelball4683 or you
As much as they say they hate each other these clips just prove they really do like each other
I love the French episode on the grand tour that was funny especially the dishwasher one
Keep up with the top gear vids, I've binge-watched nearly all of them lol
"have you seen a very long-haired man, an idiot?"
Keep them coming, please. You're the only one I pay attention to when it comes to my 2 favorite shows.
wouldn't hurt to pay attention to the official channel too
I recommend BlueYNC, they have full episodes and full specials broken up into playlists, go to their playlist section to find everything
I love how they just say “sorry!”
Clarkson not wanting to take advantage of people getting stuck in his mud? He really has aged for the better.
“Tonight! I try and park a car using speed and power……… Richard tries to park a car without crashing…….. and James tries to park a car very slowly.
Over the years the moment where they all 3 arrive in their chosen vehicles, the boat one is somehow the best
You know you're iconic when you can have a 40min vid about parking with over 1m views
Parallel parking a Countach would be nerve racking in so many more ways than the poor visibility.
the fact that a GoPro broke the railing of the jetty at 4:42 is amazing!
Nearly every modern semi tractor in America is like that Saab: completely impossible to drive on account of the drunken robot flipping the switch on the clutch.
Yes that would drive me nuts how do you deal with that.
@@neilmurphy845 I don't. I got fired from Roehl and now I have a job where I drive a 15 speed Mack that's older than me about once a month. It's fantastic. Don't work for an ATA member if you can avoid it. Big carriers suck ass, especially Roehl. I'd have been better off at Knight-Swift.
Thanks for this, love these compilations.
James May saying "Ooh, merde" is way funnier than it should be.
Love the compilations, keep them coming!
i shall!
Nice to see you included Kaleb
I own all of the episodes of each series. I watch these compilations to inspire the one to watch. I want to watch every one of these episodes now.
Hammond inside the Audi TT is got to be the most funniest thing ever 😂.
My neighbors son has a TT that doesn't run (bad turbo). I'm going to suggest that he sell it to a border coyote for that very trick.
Not just France Hammond, I've seen them park like that in Spain and Italy too!
I love that I can search “top gear parking” and a 40 minute compilation comes up
From which episode was convertible SAAB parking? Can't remember.
worst car in the history of the world
@@incTG thank you!
Imagine living in the UK and just seeing these antics on the street. Honestly, it beats whatever the hell we see in the US.
I've seen this film many times. It's really wonderful.
Great Video. I'm going to go check the treads on my tyres RIGHT NOW!
this is just amazing, to think that there is enough video to make a parking compilation. At this rate i wont be surprised if there is a toilet compilation for top gear. I love this show and it is for this very reason
i have some bad news for you
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1.4 million saw the video and thought "yes. just what i want to watch"
@@incTG imma gladly watch this lmao. Bro top gear is that good u could make a compilation on literally anything
This show alone makes me wish I grew up in England.
James’s clap at the end was sadly met with silence and epicness for cheering on his mate 😆
Clarkson, hammond and may iPod compilation?
(They talk about it a lot more than you’d think)
maybe
Clarkson, Hammond & May are probably the only people capable of being funny whilst parking XD
Really?
It is a crap program that is worked around crap.
If you haven't done a trio fashion compilation, I would suggest that next. Thanks for the great uploads!
English and french used to rule the world lmao
At 2:47 it appears that Jeremy Corbin does not approve of Jeremy Clarkson's attempts to park in London.
6:35 “You’ve arrived. Lovely.”
LLMMAAOO I forgot about that one
It's weird for me to watch the scenes at 7:00. I used to live in that area and the Blockbuster behind them (Which had already closed down by this point) is where my family would rent videos on the weekends when I was about 10. The tall grey building behind them at 7:43 is somewhere I was constantly delivering pizzas too when I was a pizza delivery guy in my late teens.
These 3 middle aged blokes are really good. Even when they try to park is interesting
Excellent choice on the wheels mate, perfect colour.
40 minutes of pure gold
Don't be silly, the French can't afford a dish washer
40 minutes of the trio trying to park? Much better to watch than the New Top Gear.
Have you tried watching "Paint Drying"...?...It's hilarious.....compared with the "New" Top Gear.
@@patagualianmostly7437 No, but you know what’s better to watch than the new Top Gear, Jeremy Clarkson peeling a potato 😂
Just like a 997 Gen 2, this stuff gets better and better with age
I can’t believe you edited this together. Must have taken forever
yep
The dig at the three-wheel cars is so funny
how do you keep coming up with ideas, your genius, it generates gravity...
"the button on the key fob activates a flare"
classic
1:03 in Norway we would just Either secure the items and drive with the booth open or get one of those ropes to secure items in trailers and such and attach it to something in the trunk and attach it to the booth to hold it in place.
Actually saw 2 people doin that last one while I was writing this 😂
In Australia we carry the fridge on our back
Has there been a compilation of locals helping the presenters cars/bikes/vehicles, whether it’s breakdowns and/or trying to get it to start?
E.g. Jeremy’s Vespa in Vietnam
Love the upload. Would have been nice if you had shown the season and episode....
Clarkson's doc on the greatest raid of WW2 got me interested in him. His commercials for his lager made me a dedicated admirer. Free speech is freedom, even if you disagree with what the person says. Too many people in America and Britain don't understand this because we have allowed the NAZIs and Communist to take over education.
True
22:00
JC : "How long have we been here?"
JM : ALL MY LIFE
15:15 Enter rearview cameras. And all of a sudden a countach becomes VERY usable
*signs in, immediately sees them bashing the French*
Me: “…This is exactly what I came here for” 😂😂
"Richard was in charge of valet parking." -May
Everyone on God's beautiful green pasture: 😱
What episode was this
8:20
What episode was the one with the merc pullman and the rolls??? Don't think I've ever come across it before
anyone else instantly recognize that turn at 22:05???
Less than 2 minutes into your video and I already knew you know how to edit. Great job!
I love the clip of Hammond in the bumper 😂😂
"have you seen a long haired man? an idiot?"
they're genuinely just professional grown up teenagers
Bloody ell. Your doing something brilliant. 1.2 million views in 2 weeks 👌🙌
I want a "this is a car show" compilation
Ce sont vraiment des fou,
Ça me manque l'ancien top Gear
Missed the $10,000 Supercar parking challenge, Jeremy getting stuck in a Ford GT in studio and the TG Peugeot parking but amazing compilation none the less
30:13
"I once heard a, like, a squealching sound"
What gets me about that is an old man saying "like".
Thank you for uploading these compilations.