ASMR Doctor's Checkup (Everything is Wrong with You)
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
- Dear God how are you even alive?????????
Hahahah I bought this wooden medical toy set and thought I would finally indulge all the comments that are like "how come every time we do one of these medical exams we're always perfectly fine??" WELL NOW YOU ARENT.
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This is literally me at age 8 with my medical toy kit telling my grandpa he needs flower tea to cure his baldness
HAHAUAHAJSIWBWISHSWO
lmao
why am i laughing so hard help JSBFNSVDNSVDNS
IM-
IM EVAPORATING SOSNQ9QE9ZWN
“Everything is wrong with you.”
Damn sis, therapy wasn’t until Friday.
LMFAO
Lol
SAME WTF
💀💀💀😂
tuesdays* lol
*Me at the doctors*
Me: Could you whisper while doing this?
Doctor: What
Me: What
My doctor actually speaks verryyyyy softly and it calms me down and gives me tingles😂
@@r.ylan.d oohh if someone did that to me ill just fell asleep
@@sakurachanuwu3503 ikr😂 I feel somehow so comfortable when a needle is stuck in my arm because he talks to me while he does it😂😂😂
@@r.ylan.d oooo
@@r.ylan.d damn what doctor do you go to? finna pull up lmao.. wait hol up i was listenin and she just asked for my serial number.. 🤨
Everytime I rewatch this I'm hoping she makes a series just like this, but not only is everything right with you, but it's scarily better than it should be. And you being so healthy has actually circled back around to being wrong. Your eyesight and hearing is bordering on supernatural and you literally can't avoid eavesdropping, your teeth are so clean and white they blind people, your hair is perfectly oiled and healthy that lice cannot survive in them, but neither can the good bacteria needed. Stuff like that
You made this comment a while ago so you may have already seen it but it's cool she actually did make something like that! She made a more recent(ish) everything is wrong video and then a second checkup where everything is right. Hope this helped if you haven't already seen it :)
Gibi: “This is my medical certificate “
Also Gibi : *shows what I presume is Chinese kids book*
Yeah and? Looks official to me
@@bluefield086 LMAO
Chinese kids book about the magical bat soup, the best remedy on earth.
@@aidanhan6762 imagine thinking your funny when your just racist😃
@@shrekthehandsome4591 actually it was funny so stfu
Gibi: “How are you even alive right now?” Me:” Those gummies I took in 2019 work really well”
They must have been flinstone gummies
@@FemboyMinutemen2277 Those Slapped
I remember taking only the yellow ones cuz they're lemon so its "the healthiest" lmao
@@FemboyMinutemen2277 Yeah they were flintstones, but I ate more than 2 gummies.... I ate 10 since they were so good....
What's a Flintstone gummy
Why is no one talking about the anger when Gibi repeatedly tries to get a reflex out of us. It was honestly so great
I don’t think you understand how long I’ve been looking for this comment 💀🖐
I LAUGHED SO HARD AND ITS 1 IN THE MORNING BAHAHAHHA
If I were the camera I would my knee would be dead
Ikr
@DaRobloxGamer shut up please😁
Gibi 1 year ago: “I don’t recognise you”
Gibi now: “I changed professions because of you”
🤣🤣🤣
727 likes but no comment wow 🤣 well here’s your first comment
Alternate title: bored doctor scares the living shit out of a patient
seems legit
@@siennabarbeler681 whats so wrong with it-
@@websitelink maybes they’re an kid idk
@@darkwlf5676 yeah i saw their vids they are a kid
That fucking name-
Gibi: How aren't you dead
Me: *not dying out of spite because someone told me to die*
@@CoffinatedTea
All stay strong, we live eternally!
All is well in the Afton family!
Lives? They fell to pure insanity.
All is hell in the Afton family.
man too angry to die
@@CoffinatedTea Are you ok? Did you take your meds? Do you need help? I have so many questions.
Remember what TF2 soldier said, dying is gay
@@CoffinatedTea r/cringetopia no offense
I love this. She said “your heart is going to explode” *5 minutes later* “are you stressed in your everyday life?”
Xj
XD
I'm sorry but how do you get bold text? Google is not being very helpful
@@Stary_nights77 you put * * around the text and it does it, * like this * but without spaces. Example *hi*
@@luhxphil2460 thank you
I’m in love with the small jokes she makes during these like
‘Your ears are clogged’
‘does it sound like I’m whispering? Yeah that’s a problem’
😂
how are these jokes homie theyre just regular statements
@@calmingnature-whitenoise6945because it's an asmr video
😂
Time stamps
0:02 intro
0:31 talking about her study a abroad
0:56 getting information
2:34 laying out a new cover
2:59 tapping on bear
3:20 wispering
4:12 asking questions
4:45 getting out stuff
6:20 asking if you have any vaccines
6:22 taking one sassy breath
6:40 checking your heart
7:31 being rude🤣😂
7:48 writing you a prescription
8:06 giving you the medicine
9:23 checking your blood pressure
10:11 giving you more medicine
10:52 putt thermometer under your toung
12:39 checking your reflexes
13:26 her thinking your a nail
13:29 tell you that your reflexes are BAD
14:23 writing all the prescriptions for all of the 3 things
14:42 giving you more pills
15:44 checking your x-rays
17:54 putting ointment on you
18:41 telling you that you need to be in a wheelchair
19:16 giving you a shot
19:39 wrapping your foot
20:35 giving you a bunnie
10:57 putting ointment on your arm
21:29 giving you a flu shot
21:51 asking if you ever had any reactions to it
22:14 putting cream on your arm
22:49 giving you a bandade
23:40 checking your ears
I'm sorry that's all I can do for now
Ok heres the rest of it sorry for the wait
24:40 getting ear wax out
27:09 checking your eyes
28:23 checking your teeth
31:44 brushing your teeth
32:33 flossing your teeth
33:53 putting numbing cream in your mouth cuz that totally won't poison you
34:36 giving you a shot in your mouth
35:07 pulling out your tooth
35:42 putting in new tooth
36:13 dont forget your pills
0:02 if you want to go back to the start
Edit:thank you ive never gotten this much likes
thanks! this deserves more likes
@@blazey51835 sorry im 8 and don't know what that is
@@marahtorrez7201 you were 3 when you made this account?
@@caylynn no i was 8 and im 9 now
@@caylynn ohhh well to explain it this is my sisters acount i use it because i dont have my ow acount
Gibi: *taps knee*
Me: ...
Gibi: *violently assaults knee*
Me: “HEY HEY STOP STOP STOP”
She said : 💥🔨💥🔨💥🔨
@@acidic_possum2791 HAHENEBRN
The ends called a reflex, reflexes don't have to be the thing you see in cartoons where your legs jumps.
Please don't attack me for staying a fact ༎ຶٹ༎ຶ
BONK
How many times i replayed that is uncountable
"Your breathing is horrible."
Me, with asthma, unable to afford an inhaler: *Interesting.*
Damn
Damm
I thought the uk was harsh on medical tax
But America this is too far
@xjxxmdmme djjdjdd that’s too dark bro
@@harkigaming7083 Canada is bad too. I'm a diabetic that can't afford insulin. Lol. Gotta use the stuff lost in the back of the fridge from 2012.
@@harkigaming7083 nope, you should thank ours lol. USA is h a r s h
I love how she's so relieved that there's nothing wrong with your eyes and then you tell her you can't see out of one of them
"Whats your diet like?!?!?"
Me: *sips monster energy drink at 2 in the morning after finishing my 4th rice krispy* pretty healthy I'd say
I drink energy drinks and a lot of monster energy at 4AM
I did a double take because this perfectly describes one of my friends lol
Hehe nice
But did you die?!
@@pansexualdisaster but did they die? Live it up or die a miserable boring life
I like how when she was testing our reflexes just just start BEATING THE SHIT out of our knees
If we had reflexes before, we *definitely* don’t have any now
XD Lol
123 likes nice, time to get rid of it
@ShadowDemon especially if we watch this more than once... *rewatches*
Ikr lol
Gibi: “How are you even alive right now”
The whole bottle of vitamin gummy’s i took when i was six: “😺😺👍
Same!
Love your pfp😂😈
@@chloe3844 thanks
The whole bottle of fintstone vitmems we all ate when you get
How are y’all eating healthy? I am so unhealthy 😂 I have t taken one vitamin sence I was 6. I’m 13 now 🤣
"We work from 9am until midnight...AND THEN WE WORK SOME MORE. But don't come at 8am I guess because we won't be here"
I've never laughed so hard at an ASMR video 😂
Me: “dying of a heart attack”
Gibi: “I’m just gonna write you a prescription”
Lol
how does one do that
Doctors don’t write prescriptions, they scribble them
Amazingly, aspirin is used to treat heart attacks, actually... x'D
Did anyone else realise sje said 14pm - 7pm guessing she meant 2pm but 🤷🏻♀️
me: *reads title*: “everything is wrong with you”
also me: “nice let’s be nice, we don’t have to go there, i mean you’re not wrong, but you didn’t have to say it”
Gibi helping everyone sleep: get some rest tall child you can’t keep burning the candle at both ends
To quote the great mulaney-
“We know but heyyyyyy”
SAS reference? a man of culture clearly
Everything is fine with me pink sus Let’s Vote her out
Gibi was a imposter
One. Imposter remains
Us:😨
True ik your just
Graying to be funny but it a bit mean
i cannot comprehend how she isn’t cracking up while making this
She probably did. Multiple times.
*inner screaming intensifies*
not gonna lie she probably is. or daisy is watching and laughing in the background
Very true
@@somememeguy3166 *OUTER SCREAMING INTENSITIES*
When she said, “we do have another way we can check your temperature” I died 😂😂😂😂
Timestamps!
0:00- intro
0:28-Asking you some questions+Tapping
2:42-Showing u the working time+tapping
3:20- Getting tools ready
6:56-checking your heartrate with the stethoscope
7:47- Writing sounds
7:57- Giving you heart pills
8:40-Checking ur blood pressure with the Blood pressure cup
10:07- showing u ur blood medication
10:45-checking your temperature with a thermometer
10:36- Checking your temperature again but with a different thermometer
12:32-cheking your reflexes thingy I don't really know if this is what it's called it's just what she said in the video😅
14:40-giving you more pills
15:44- taking a look at ur x-tray
17:50- Showing u the ointment shes gonna put on u :)
18:51- Tweezers
19:14- Doing injections on you
19:22- Wrapping ur foot around with a tape thingy
20:30- Bunny plush
21:04- cream thingy
21:26- Flu shot
22:43- giving you a bandaid
23:38- taking a look at your ears.
24:38- Scrapper
26:28- showing you the drops
27:07- Taking a look at ur eyes
28:38- taking a look at your teeth
29:32- Showing you teeth.
31:02-showing you teeth shes gonna use to replace ur ugly ones.
31:22- brushing your teeth.
33:32- Putting mask on+putting in the cream in ur mouth
34:36- putting an injection in your mouth
35:11- Taking tooth outt
36:01-Checking how u feel+ Ending.
Dam amazing
Me for the checklist: yee yee yee yee nuuuuu ty!
omg thank u so much!!
thank you so much, I spend so much time scrolling and was super afraid that nobody posted the time stamps yet. again, thanks for the effort and the little message at the end.🥺 hope you’re having the best time of your life right now.
(Klara) Your welcome!!
"what is your cereal number"
me: oh..like 2 bowls a day
Ahaha same
👌👌👌
Underrated comment
How are you able to eat 2 whole bowls of cereal a day I just eat 1 and then call it a day
@@lebronthegoat3670 why would you call it a day? It's cereal
Gibi: starts bashing my leg with a little hammer.
Me: looks down, "whys my leg bleeding"
why’s my leg... over there
No wonder the bones aren't connected, you broke 'em
Wo i have 500 likes geez thank you guys like dont need to be like one of people but I have never had anything like this at all
I mean its probably not much to somepeople but thank you
Going to Comment sections in any other ASMR channel: “it’s so relaxing, thank you so much! I feel so much better now!”
Coming here: *turns everything she says into a meme*
Gibi: "You don't have any reflexes in that arm but its fine"
Me, a neurologist: 👁👄👁
“Your right lung isn’t working but that’s fine”
@@ED-so9eb oopsie, accidentally cut off your heart's circulation, just a mo!
Lol.
“Your right eye isn’t working but it’s fine”
“You’re going into sepsis, but that’s fine!”
You no longer have a pulse... but its fine
Gibi once she’s done: “so you’re either immortal or every test we’ve ever done is wrong”
🤣🤣🤣LMAO
Time stamp?
If we were immortal, it would still mean every test any doctor has ever done has been wrong
@@Resi1ience How
@@EliteAaron Because almost all medical tests are based on the assumption that you are mortal.
Pov: *You're a normal movie and Cinema Sins is making a video about you.*
Alright this almost made me choke on my corn dog. Top comment energy here
Lol
AHAHAH good one
I had an ad on this video so I guess...
45 SECONDS OF DAMM LOGOS
I think I’m about to set a new record for highest amount of sins in the least amount of time.
Ohh I love it when this genre isn't really a comedy
I mean, here Gibi is serious and kind?? And it's so interesting to watch
Gibi: *smacks knee with mallet*
3 days later
Me: *leg randomly kicks* yes my reflex’s are on point
Lolll
when the weed kicks in
I'm *✨wheezing✨*
Lmao
haha
Her: **hits knee**
Me 3 days later kicking my brother: ah I do have reflexes
Sounds like you need to clear your cache my friend
@@abbadon2929 he's the human equivalent of internet explorer
Underrated comment 😭
did i like the comment because I saw Loki- yeah
@@valnotebook understandable
Everything is wrong with you. No, no she’s got a point.
This is such an underrated comment 😂
Thanks for this because I busted out laughing and I really needed that today 👏🏻
Sams
Lol
Emperors new grove?
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Gibi: legit hammering my knee not careing she's gonna break it!
Alternate title: “Google search: I have a cough”
Ooof
Webmd:Cancer
😂😂😂
Google makes a common cold seem like a terminal illness
“you have chlamydia” 😂
"How are you even alive right now?!"
Totem of undying
God how you watching this bro you died 3000 years ago not 2009
@@julieannteasdale5054 im immortal bruv
Oh yea forgot lol I'm not religious
@@julieannteasdale5054 yeah, sometimes I don't believe in myself either
Everyone has self doubt, even Jesus Christ
Ok, I can’t be the only one who burst out laughing at “Your eyes are fine- you can’t see out of one eye.”
She sounded so relieved then just really annoying
@@dayrr exactly XD
@@luaneedssleep I saw your channel, saw your underrated.
I will be sending my subscribers in for you soon :D
@@OZBALLZ_ oh my stars THANK YOUUU
@@luaneedssleep ofc!
I'm sorry, but I just started laughing mid way through cause your reactions are so "genuine" 🤣🤣🤣
Specially in the x-ray part: "how arw you walking?" 🤣
"your ears are clogged bad, how loud am i to you?
sounds like im whispering? yeah that's an issue."
why is no one appreciating this amazing joke
Oh em gee I accidentally hit the thumbs down but I promise I hit the like button
We are you just can't hear us
Tyler Hutchinson underrated reply
@@I-z-z-a-0 highest rated reply to thid comment actually
Cheesburger
I was trying to sleep to this then she said “I’m glad you came because your heart would eventually explode” that woke me straight up
Lol
You could say that your heart almost exploded.
@@liinghun_ What a mood 😂
Gibi: How are you even alive right now??
That extra vitamin gummy I took 6 years ago: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Take 2 more 😂😶✋️
Or 4 more 🙃
Oh god me. I ate them like candy.
And my mom wondered why ran out of them in a week
I took a whole pack of extra vitamin gummies
Gibi: "Everything is wrong with you"
Me: "I couldn't agree more" 👍🏻
Gibi: "How are you even alive right now??"
Me: "I'm being held together by duct tape and superglue"
Flex tape now thats a lot damage
Now thats alot of damage
FLEX TAPE DO COME HANDY- ✨😩😌🥓
@@missnazzy2467 is that bacon 😭
The power of flex tape
this has the energy of a toddler with a playset saying gibberish to her teddy bear and this video is the translation and POV of whats going on in her imagination
Ok,yes. I'm with it
yes
For sure
Haven’t read a weirdly accurate comment like this in a long time.
Now I'm just imagining this while watching
Gibi: “Am I hitting the right spot?”
Me: that’s what she said
5 seconds later *aggressively hits knee*
Ngl going harder is kinda my strategy in that scenario so pretty accurate
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 i-
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 AYO
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 bro
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 is she disabled yet? If not hit even harder
"Everything is Wrong With You"
*I've never been so offended by something I completely agree with*
Same-😂
Ditto LOL!🤣
Same I haven't been to a doctor in YEARS but I'm sure if I went they'd cry
KASHSKFDIU-
Okay but relatable
i mean..... same dude
Gibi: hits leg with mallet
Leg:
Gibi: *opens eyes wide*
Leg: still doesn’t do anything
Gibi: starts violently hitting leg with mallot**
LOL
U had 99 likes so I needed to do it
Is gibi my dad? Went to town beating shit with a mallet
Oh yeah beat that meat baby! Harder faster don't stop almost there!
@@tylerhutchinson1326 lol
(Psst, guy im scared...)
“i have a cat named terri, so sweet.... i haven’t seen her in about a year , but she does her own i thing I do mine” I LOST IT. Gibis acting chops are truly ✨stellar✨
YES hahaha
0:01 hello?
Gibi: "How are you alive?"
Me: Out of pure spite
I felt that! Lmao
Same I am here to be a dark omen. I leave my den of lies once a year to watch the children as they walk pass on Halloween with a scythe and a veil.
@@lillianblack8749 what a mood
Same gurl but it’s more of a den of depression.
I read that as Sprite
As someone who is months into diagnostic tests trying to figure out why I'm sick it's actually kind of comforting to hear her give me a million terrible diagnoses
Thank you for putting it intk words 😭😭
Bro i hope you will get better soon!!!
I remember those days... It's sucks so much, I feel for you. I hope you find an answer for your issues soon!
"Oh you fell down stairs 5 times, you snapped your neck, broke your legs and arms, heart is exploding and you're coughing up blood? Heres an ice pack" - School nurse
Thats realy how it be tho
What the nurse expects: *magical healing commences*
What actually happens: HOW THE F**K IS THIS SUPPOSED TO HELP?
Lol yep
In my School,we didn't had a nurse
Why is this so accurate?
Her saying my temperature was low makes me giggle every time I watch this because I'm reminded of one time doctor took my temperature and it was 32 °C and she was baffled by it because I felt completely fine 😂😂
"And your serial number?"
"I'd say about 6?"
"Ok, cool"
correction: 666
LMAO- what?
What's a serial number-
Oh no lol
@@shtackie3499 it’s a sequence of numbers they give you at birth so later when people ask why it is for like important things you just tell them the number
Me: “I think I’ve seen you before, is your name Daisy?”
“Gibi”: *sweats profusely*
Ladies and gentleman we got em
YOU FINNA DIE BABY
*bass boost* Chicken and biscuit *bass boost*
This is me at 7 with the toy mallot hitting people as hard as I could and saying "DID YOU FEEL THAT?!"
😂😂
So I'm not the only one who did that!?😂🖐
@@cloudy_skies5336 Toy hammers activate the Cain instinct
"Do you feel it, Mr Krabs?"
My parents would literally scream 😂
0:47 she gives us a death stare into are soul
What every doctor does they just look into are soul
“how are you alive right now?”
they say duck tape fixes everything right?
Yaaaas Queen!
Underrated comment
FLEX TAPE
@@comfycoffeecup283 Heart about to burst? Just slap some Flex Tape on that. Not convinced? Watch as I saw this heart in half and use it sail across the lake!
It didn’t fix my marriage
Nobody:
99.99% of comments: “everything is wrong with you” “yup right”
Literally...
I came here for an escape, not some hard truth...
@@quantumjoss big facts
Nobody:
99% of the comments:
“Nobody:
99.99% of comments: ‘everything is wrong with you’ ‘yup right’”
Kaydence Holton 0.01 of the comments complaining about it
"Everything is wrong with you"
Me: you don't have to rub it in-
I love the face that she makes when she thinks: Why me? Why is everything wrong with you? So much work to be done...
Im kinda funny sometimes
I'm ur only sub ;)
Gibi: "Serial number?"
Me: "Frosted flakes"
I didn't get it until much longer than I'd like to admit
Bruh coco pops
honey nut cheerios tho
captain crunch
LIBERTY BIBERTY ....... I- nvm
Welp... reading the title to this video makes me realized I am screwed..
arent we all
@@youtubedislikebutton983 at least we are in this together 😅
@@LisaASMR yes
Lol
@@Noname-zj8fs Lol
13:18 i love the fact on how she just started bashing my leg with a hammer because it had no reflex😭🖐️
Gibi: "You could have anemia, diabetes, and a severe vitamin deficiency"
Me: "ZzzZzzz"
This is legit me
Add narcolepsy to that list
No cap I actually have type one diabetes fml
Grace B HAH this psychology major finds that funny
Well I have diabetes so😂
A little worried about your credentials but that’s alright
edit: my temperature averages 35.3°C UHHH is that normal... should i see a doctor... will i get hypothermia
Interesting
😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao yeah I'm not Quite sure she knows exactly what she's doing..
Lol, l cannot imagine why. 😂
Buzz lightyear: I don’t believe that (wo)mans ever been to medical school
Gibi: Everything is wrong with you
My track coach: You’ll be fine just put some ice on it.
That’s literally every school nurse ever
@@bananahead1191 Lol yes
Are you sure your not the school nurse
No, every school teacher ever in britain: wet a blue paper towel and put it on
Walk it off 😂
“How are you alive”
…the power of friendship?😄
Me: am I gonna die?
Doctor: No you just have every cancer that exist, Heart failure, Acid Reflex, Blindness, And everything you could *imagine*
Me: can I die in 𝓒𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓲𝓿𝓮
That font lit tho
I don't understand, but I laugh so have a like.
I mean having an acid reflex is a good thing
Me who has acid reflex: 👁👄👁
Acid reflex isn’t deadly
Gibi: "How are you even alive right now?"
Me: "I took a whole bottle of Flintstones Vitamins all at once. Had I taken 2 bottles, I might have tore apart the very fabric of time and space."
I wouldn't be surprised if there was a tear in the fabric of space and time, at this point it's pretty ordinary. But please don't doom us all😁
I took 16
@@enderlemon3054 bottles or gummies?
@@babaooey7671 gummies
I LITERALLY CANT OMLLLLL
Gibi: " How are you even alive?"
Me: " I'm to lazy to die 🛌"
LMAO
Same 👹🤚dieing sounds like hard work
fUcK-
Same
@@demn-sprite7811 yeah 🛌
docter: how r u even alive? me: full netherite armor and totem of undying
No wonder you can’t spell “Doctor* : How are* you* even alive?”
Gibi: “How are you even alive right now? Is this even humanly possible?”
Me: “black magicks”
And scffed up wings
Tis but a scratch
The blessings of Nurgle are infinitely vile
flintstones vitamins
I sold my soul to our lord and savior Harry Styles 😌
Gibi:"what do you do on weekends for fun?"
Me: "contemplate death"
Gibi: *very cool*
I read this as she literally said it 😂😂😂
lol
btw i do relate
It’s sad this is true for me too
awww here’s a hug ily 🥺❤️
i do too
This should be titled:
Asmr Doctor’s Checkup (You’ve finally gotten health insurance after not having it for years)
Because accurate 😂
ASMR Doctor's Checkup (you live in America and can't afford to go to the doctor until absolutely necessary to avoid crippling debt)
🥕🍑🍌🍺🥒🍑🍑🍆🥩
Gay
ASMR Doctors Checkup(The only Doctor you could afford out of pocket)
@@echo8933 damn, you went there, not complaining, but wasnt expecting to see this comment
i like the sound of your pen writing ❤ and thank you for making me giggle; you are so good at what you do! Thank You! 😁
"everything is wrong with you"
perfect, now give me some ice and i'll be on my way
😂😂😂
School nurses in a nutshell
That’s how the nurses treat people so if I said I feel like I’m going to throw up she is like okay here is an ice pack have a nice day
No ice is to much, just throw on a wet paper towel and you'll be fine 👍
Gibi: “How are you even alive right now?”
Me: “I did take 3 vitamin gummies this morning.”
but they’re so good tho, so i don’t blame you
OOH! Dude, that’s like a joke!
@@ferniexx bro I used to be addicted to the red ones bruh
@@zay337 sameee the red ones and then there were also some pretty good pink ones
woah your going to live to 100 now-
Alternate title: Bored Vampire Messes With Increasingly Concerned Doctor
Yes.
Vampire is just sitting here like "this poor lady is trying so badly to keep her customer service voice on"
Waiting for someone to make a Jojo reference
@@braxyzp5506 I just came from a Jojo vid :D
ah so we’re dio?
POV: What if you're just not alive and a ghost and the doctor is the only person who can see you, But it's just a ASMR theory.
Nobody:
Gibi:" the fact that you're alive is a miracle"
just stay alive that would be enough- sorry my theatre kid is showing.
@@D3C4YING I was going to comment the exact same thing
@@D3C4YING I was also going to comment this 😭
@@D3C4YING I’m not even a theater kid but that’s all I could think of
@@D3C4YING and if this child, shares a fraction of your smile or a fragment of your mind, look out world, that would be enough. I don't pretend to know the challenges your facing, the world you keep erasing and creating in your mind.
Doctor: It’s just a headache.
Google: It’s probably just a headache.
Bing:
Webmd: you have 3 seconds to live
me once a month thinking i have breast cancer but really i’m just on my 🩸
@@georgie488 do they jiggle doe
@@wrugo bro?
@@georgie488 my bad....
I really love this combination of whispering, medical, tapping and everything is wrong
"How are you even alive right now?!"
"plot armor"
Reiner, is that you?
Please roll a d20 for persuasion
@@kindranye8419 (rolls) dammit a 19!
Ask Ketchum in a nutshell
@@xiesie_xiesie Ash Ketchup
nobody:
me walking home with 400 different pills
Gonna die from all those pills if anything
Large ass bill with that too
@@zeraer8115 yh. Learn from Juice.
We’ll die soon ; ^ ;
@@zeraer8115 that’s the point right...(jk)
Gibi: "what is your serial number?"
Me: *whispers* "cheerios"
Bruh captain crunch way better
honeycomb is the most elite
Duddde that’s so crazy I literally did exactly this
Y’all forgetting they real one. Cinnamon toast crunch
A Tesla supercharger
as someone who doesn’t respond to reflex tests, i hope my doctor never decides to break my kneecaps in the pursuit of a reaction
Gibi: How are you still walking right now?
Me: Purely to spite the world.
same tho
"Look... Idk, I just feel so annoyed that I can't be bothered anymore.."
Lol same
Gibi: “your eyes are fine, your eyes are fine.”
Patient: “I can’t see out of one of them.”
Gibi: 🤦♀️
Why is she 🤦♀️ing she is a doctor she should be able to tell if you can’t see out of an eye I don’t trust this doctor
@@avreecrooks9264 I dont think your ment to think about a joke this in depth
@@avreecrooks9264 r/wooosh
Just open your eyes
I need glasses
this is such a calming experience for me because it’s realistic 😌✨
Same
it's calming because you have a lot of things wrong with you?
@@ImEverythingYouCrave that what I was thinking lol
Why does this feel like Kentucky? The doctors here are just like this.
you are perfect hooman >:(
Gibi: How are you even alive?
Me: I'm not, this is an illusion
timestamps!! sleep well everyone :)
0:00 - 6:45 = introduction (whispering questions, clipboard tapping)
6:46 - 7:35 = stethoscope measurement (breathing sounds, tapping)
7:36 - 8:39 = heart discussion (writing, tapping)
8:40 - 9:38 = blood pressure measurement (velcro, cloth sounds)
9:39 - 10:37 = blood pressure discussion (writing, tapping)
10:38 - 11:08 = thermometer (visual, mouth sounds)
11:09 - 11:34 = temperature discussion (whispering)
11:35 - 11:55 = thermometer part 2 (scratching sounds)
11:56 - 12:30 = temperature discussion pt 2 (writing sounds, tapping)
12:31 - 13:29 = reflexes (tapping, soft hitting sounds)
13:30 - 15:36 = reflexes discussion (writing sounds, tapping)
15:37 - 17:20 = x ray board (tapping, pointing)
17:21 - 20:16 = steroid injections medical tape sounds)
20:17 - 23:26 = flu shot (stuffed animal, writing sounds, bandaid sounds)
23:27 - 27:00 = ear checkup (close up whispers, mic scratching)
27:01 - 28:22 = eye checkup (small magnifying glass, blinking and moving tests, writing sounds)
28:23 - 36:37 = teeth checkup (wood, toothbrush)
36:38 - = outro
ty!!
Thanks bro
So how's quarantine treating you
Dooope
ty!! i was scrolling forever for this
“how are you even alive right now”
power of flextape my friend😍🤌
*that's a lot of damage*
HAHA this is actually funny😂😂😂😂
Never underestimate the power of *flex tape*
@Xx_Fúntimę_Fręđđy_xX in most of europe we use the 24 hour clock
flex tape can’t fix your parents mistake
Her: what is your serial number
Me: a stoned idiot trying to think how many people ive killed
Yep. I'm a yandere.
Which implies you have killed someone?
Pissed if Pomeranian Splodey boi
King explosion murder
Angry Boom Boom Boi
“ are you married? “
Me: … do fictional characters count? If not then no 😂
“You’ve got to take this or your heart will.. literally explode” Gibi said calmly
As long as you take the pill, there's nothing to worry about
Is this a HP reference lmao?
@@supersaraqxz548 nah, she diagnosed us with massive heart issues where we have to take a pill or it'll literally explode. You'll be fine, as long as you take the pill. Otherwise it'll be like new years and 4th of july except you're the fireworks!
god i love hp references
The demon face Geometry Dash PFP suits this comment well.
Plot twist: we're a vampire, hence why our vitals are quite concerning.
Ooo cool! Wait actually ima die of sunlight aren’t I? 😂😭😭😭
Oooo
Nonbinary and demigirl vampire squad-?
Considering it's October...
Finally lol
Gibi: what is the date?
Me: it’s a kind of fruit, similar to a fig.
I thought a date was more like a raisin?
No it’s not that it’s chicken wings and corona beer
KAKSJDJAJAJDHD
TimberWolf10 is that the among us code?
@@greatness7627 😂