When You Come Late | Chillar Jokes Part 2 | Stand up Comedy by Aakash Mehta
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- Опубліковано 20 сер 2024
- Waise it's just chillar jokes. Bilkul hi kuch extreme nahi hai. Par mahaul sala kambakt hai.
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Venue Courtesy: The Habitat, Mumbai.
Shot by Anuj Mehta & The Habitat Videography Team: Dishang Popat, Vivian Castelino, Harsh Shah
Edited by Gaurang Bailoor (@Tadpatri Talkies )
Sound Recording by The Habitat Audio Team: Swarada Bodas & Yash Barse
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Glad he is not my class teacher
I would be roasted for being late
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Was looking for this comment 😂😂😂😂
One of my classmate always comes late and my class teacher calls him "dasve (10) mhine ki paidayis" 😂😂😂
Hundustani bhau and Urvashi rautela roast
Click hashtag #dopeslam
When I was watching I feel the same
Note to Self: Never be late to a KuchbhiMehta show!
Never be late to any show 😅
and never speak infront of him warna roast pakka hai
@@shi-nee7966 roast him back
@@krushanukale9845 I'm afraid he will not be able to take it and will throw me out of the room.
@@krushanukale9845 but he has paid to hear him speak na...not to have a convo with him.
xD
4:08 "he better not"
And the rest his history.
Always my gf when is late or does any mistake expects the same that I shouldn't blame her but when I do she just goes mad. Felt such a relief to see that girl roasted
*..who wants the truth when you want pandering...*
- KuchBhiMehta
Nostalgic ho gaya kya? 🤣
Moral of the Day
Who wants the Truth when You want Pandering
*"Who wants to take responsibility?"*
_ab kare to kare kya, bole to bole kya_
@@meettheartist5506 wah modi ji wah
That is the tag line of Arnab Goswamy
Law degree being useful in the disclaimer.
Bro i thought the same,
But it is mandatory for dumb ass people who gets angry without reason.
If I ever book a ticket for his show I'll be late on purpose so that I get the attention I've never gotten in my life
it be like that sometimes 😔
Ohhhhhhhh damn bro!!
Is that Misaki ayuzawa in ur dp?
@@shady__guy7734 yes😍😍
@@shady__guy7734 yessssss she's my ideal self.
I will be coming late to his show now and will give some absurd reason.. "Carona test karne gaya tha" 😂😂😝
😍😍
Cycle ka tyre puncture ho gaya tha
Cycle me tel bhrwane gya tha 😅
That's funny XD
😂😂😎😂
Clearly the lawyers aren't taking any chances!
It seems like they were terrified to upload it disclaimers throughout
@@chinmaysingh6787 people get offended very easily in India
Lawyers during the disclaimer:
" *Bilkul ricks nei lene ka* "
disclaimer me ricks nhi lia
Mehta reminds me of that strict teacher who used to allow us into the classes when we are late but had to listen to her taunts. xD
When you realise there’s a vertical helipad behind...
Pause to 5.42
Aaksh needs to pay audience because he enjoys way more than the audience.
I had a chemistry teacher like this..... everyone used to get roasted if they came late, were sleeping in class or couldnt give an answer to a simple
Question. And Akash reminds me of him.... so freaking same
we all have that teacher
My Hindi teacher
"New genre in comedy"
Roasting people brutally 😂
Crowd work
For you: Watch Russell peters
Napa Valleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Edit: MOM I AM FAMOUS NOWWW
Binod
@@beingbunny2.0 lol
When a tution teacher does stand up comedy on the side😂😂
You describing me dude wth 😎😂😂😂
This punch line is more way funny then the entire video
@@wrongyarightdwivedi1508 nai😂😂
Seriously, I felt he was going a little overboard with the entire thing
Note taken: Never come late to Aakash's show and if you do buy rat poison on the way back
Things I leant in quarantine:
Quarantine...
Hydroxy....bla..bla
Lockdown
Nepotism
Never be late to akash's show🙂
Binod
I watched all of the ads so that he receives ad revenue.
It ain't much, but it's honest work.
wow man..
there is this lonliness he states in between his jokes..I just hope he is all okay now with that state of mind
Exactly
Ye kaha lonely hai ye toh jindagi hai
Bro ..u r a finest stand up comedian...love the way of ur comedy
I just love the start
😂😂😂
the facebook ad na i also
@@jafarjalali3873 Napa Valleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Finally aa rahi he video UA-cam pe
Napaaaa valleeeeey!
The disclaimer caught more attention
i couldn't help but read the disclaimer throughout the video, lol
True.
Mai to zoom karke and its gone 😄
Nobody:
Me: Watching the stuff scrolling at the bottom continuously to find a joke in there not concentrating on the video.
Dude this video is a evidence that you are not just a comedian but you are a wholepack performer.......really your spontaneity makes us laugh so much........love you
He doesn't need jokes
He is funny himself
That disclaimer thou
Pretty sad that a comedian had to give a disclaimer
Choice hi nahi hai
I love these rants more than the jokes
They feel way natural and funnier than your actual jokes
this was no joke. STRAIGHT FRUSTATION.
Now, that's how you do a disclaimer. 🤣
At 7:33, when he says "Bachpan m baat krta, aaj comedy nahi hota";
Y'all should know that what he actually said.
When you are so scared of chutiya public you have to put disclaimer under your video
I am scared of you chutiya
So you're saying you're chutiya
@@abhinavghosh mein shubam mishra aur hindustani bhau jaise chutiyo ki baat kar raha hu
@Shhreyas Kairoli exactly!
Subtitles OP ! 👏
Love u Akaash ! Too funny ! ♥️🙈
Ikrr!! He is op!!❤️😂
This tells us that how many times a comedian make the same joke but still makes it as enjoyable as new
Love his laughing..
Love your jokes...
Have a beautiful day everyone
Binod or Napa Valleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?>
Napa ValleeEE
Tough que
Binod
Both
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that train guy was real high😂
Not only jokes but his laughter also makes us laugh😂
He reminds me of my teacher when I came lately in tuition 😂
Exactly same pinch, same roast
Akash: Ham helicopter se aate hai
Me: True, piche helipad hai
Love your way to treat your audience! I want more of this kind!
I'm way too early yaar also I legit like this guy's videos even before it starts while the add plays.🤷♀️
So basically I am watching all the old Aakash videos, now that Chillar Jokes 3 has come out! 🤣🤣🤣
The TRAIN thing was so similar to BINOD...
I loved how he started the show...oops wait the whole video is a compilation of starts of his various performances ...btw that was hilarious... You're too good..❤️
I really love how NAPA VALLEY!!!! has become a part of the intro xD
You are the cutest and funniest comedian I've ever seen...I literally wait for your videos...great work💯
This guy does not hold back and I love it!!
Late Audience:-"No no no.....I am sorry I even came, seriously"
**👽👽Sed Alien Noise alien 👽👽**
Plz man change u dp n name
@@johnwatson1380 I would if you say so but can I ask why?
The Professor tbh i don’t no I just don’t feel right about it
@@johnwatson1380 no problem,had this name is for screenshot for meme so I was just asking..... nothing else
The Professor I m very happy
Cause most of the people I talk to on internet are just so stupid and just want to prove the other person wrong
Thank god I met a mature person
He's like the school teacher who asks everything, like from when we woke up to what we did, when we are late to their class.😂
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No one:
Couples in a standup show: *chuckles* we are in danger.
Aakash you are really hilarious and your laugh makes it more amazing
Eyes: Disclaimer/Subtitles
Ear : voice your/their
Mind : finding humour/comments
Lips : up/down
*Deva* *re* *Deva* .
Note to self: don't go late on a comic show.😂
Hii Akash bhai big fan
Napaaaaaa valleyyyyyy
Love this guy and how he politely screws people on their TARDINESS!! hilarious!!
Sorry Akash I got 46 mins late
Akash : - don't be sry I m sry....
Irony "Akash roasting the people who pay to watch Akash "
Couldn’t stop laughing while watching video😂💯
Seeing a stand-up video feels so nostalgic
Nobody :
Literally nobody :
Everybody in comment section : *Ummmmm... Nice disclaimer !* 🤔
*Disclaimer daalne ka situation aa gaya*
*People are taking comedians so seriously*
Binod
@@jaspritsingh3467 Binod
I can't say how much I love this guys comedy
Wow man you just crushed it, that was just so hilarious that you had this many spots where people came in late. I mean at the same time we are Indians so can't expect much to be "On time" we are always fashionable late.
No one:
Aakash to his audience: my attitude towards you all is same as with my ex, I'm just glad that you came
😂😂😂
"My attitude with you all just like it's with my ex,I am just glad u came" pun intended. Lmao not many got this in comment section 🤣🤣
His laugh is infectious 🤣
I literally have a sir like him, literally looking the same and attitude just a bit respectful cuz we are his students.😂😂 💯
I'm glad u came!!!
Best shit ever
UA-cam is the anti thesis of stand up.
2:25
'Traffic' Translated = " Raste Pe Dusra Gaadi He Bolo "
His laughter is The Most contagious laughter I've heard from anyone!😍😂
Don't act like my teacher. 😂
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What a joke. A joke needs a disclaimer. Biggest joke in the history of joke.
Also my school should be sorry for me to come late 😅😅😅.
Love you man appreciate your efforts ❤️❤️🙏
Aakash Bhai mujhe aap ka standup bahot accha lagta hai....i think u r the best comedian on standup mujhe kisi aur ki standup pe itni hasi nai ati jitni aap ki jokes sun ke ati hai...keep going 👍 i wish ke mai aap ko ek baar milu life me
2019-Stay away from Negative PeopLe
2020-Stay away from Positive PeopLe
Btw read my name.
The disclaimer. Guess we'll see this in every video shot at The Habitat from here on. Credits : We know who.
who?
@@rashmi7546 shivaji and quora joke case of Agrima Joshua
@@meettheartist5506 ohhhh. thank you
This is the best intro on the internet... Napaa valeeeyyy .. every time I hear this it makes me laugh.
Omg, this feels like a personal attack.Ab i'll try never to be late anywhere again.👍😂😂😂
2019-Stay away from Negative PeopLe
2020-Stay away from Positive PeopLe
Btw read my name..
If you can't make your audience laugh, Laugh yourself...
Thats the mantra of stand up comedy these days...
Exactly, didn't find any of it laughworthy 😂
Aakash really be giving those strict teacher vibes 😂 Moral of the story : Reach 15 mins early for Aakash's show
He's like a teacher making fun of you for entering the class late, only the jokes are actually funny 🤣
I love how you laugh at your own jokes😂😂😂❤️
Serious flashbacks to that angry English teacher relieving his lonliness on our tardiness!!
I so wish to be in your mind ... like you have your own world inside your Brain making more 1000 jokes that you may not always say 😂😂😂😂
God bless you bro and thanks for making us laugh in tough times like these too
Good job bro
"Real aur healthy relationship kisko chahiye.
You just want someone to make you feel good about yourself. "
That was hard !
Love the ticker that’s scrolling down 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aakash ka laugh is contagious 😂😂🤣
His laugh is funnier than the jokes 😂😂
Mein feather leke *gali gali* (tickle) karne thodi aaya hai yaha ....you are genius aakash 😅😆
2:25 raste pe dusra gaadi hai bolo. Khatarnaak Akash bhai.
Need a ‘Napaa Vallae’ tshirt. 🤣
You should never mess with comedians😂😂😂😂😂
"Tumbler" 😂😂
*not a conversation*🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nappppppaaaaavaaallleyyyyyy 🙋🏻♀️ and that actual HE-HE-HE-HE laugh.🤣
I love this guy because he enjoys his own jokes