A mathematician explains the best way to cut a bagel
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- Опубліковано 13 лют 2017
- We wanted to know if it was possible to use math to make a delicious, mess free bagel. So we brought in Eugenia Cheng, a mathematician and the author of "Beyond Infinity." She's even been on the "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" before.
Cheng showed us that we can cut a bagel so it looks like a Möbius strip, which is a mathematical structure that only has one side. Here's how you can do it too.
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The title is wrong, it should be:
A mathematician explains _a different way_ to cut a bagel.
your title is wrong you dont have a period at the end there so yea that is completely wrong lol jk
X-Core Aleph Titles don't contain a period, it's a noun not a sentence.
The period may be part of the entire statement.
"The title is wrong, it should be:(Title).
In this instance the period is ending the thought of the correction not the title.
Source: I took grade ten English 3 times LOL.
A Mathematician explains how to cut a bagel inconveniently, time consuming, inefficiently, difficultly, and pointless
Justin Strong
Incorrect, it is supposed to be L.O.L., you should take English 1 more time to become more enlightened.
In the time it took you to cut that bagel I could have cut that bagel in haft and put cream cheese on both sides.
The Littlest Zombie : And had the car warmed up ready togo
and gone to subway to pick up a burrito from kfc
The Littlest Zombie and put in the toaster
look at all a yuhz, wit ya knives and ya toastuhz, i don't even need teeth an i beat all a yuhz:
rip bagel,
smear it through the tub-o-cream cheese,
put. in. mouth.
repeat as desired
done and done.
You are right. But it's not a möbius bagel.
The only reason she's getting so much hate is because of Tech Insider. Notice that at no point does she herself claim this is the "best way to cut a bagel". She's just demonstrating how to cut it so that it's a Möbius bagel with just one inner surface. Tech just grabbed the footage and slapped on a clickbaity title and intro, and now everyone who watches the video thinks she's crazy.
@@spikylion That's cuz mathematicians are stubborn. Engineers 4 the win
@@spikylion I donno
Idk why yall mad over a bagel? Was 3 years so boring that this was what everyone was talking about?
I agree. She did not state that this was the best way to cut it. It was cos of Tech Insider. I hope that lady has a nice day. Hugs for all!
@@Sunkem1Not6Hacks Put simply, it's kind of dumb, and it doesn't help that the title claims this is the best way to cut a bagel, when it's way more work and too many disadvantages for just one advantage.
Gee, why not cut it into a tesseract and you can spread cream cheese without having your knife leave a higher dimension.
great idea
But do you get cream cheese all over yourself like this one? If not, it isn't superior.
pfffft. if you're clipping into a higher dimension, you don't need to cut the bagel to reach the inside.
Or you could just cut it like a normal person
Cody Feeback I'm allergic to math!
Choir Fandom Cooking Rants and Random Channel so you're allergic to the universe? Everything follows the rules of mathematics, despite how much you dislike it
Best reply to a video ever!
"How to get bullied at school"
LOL
Underated comment
Nerd
LMAO
Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.-Confucius.
LOL
True
I was thinking the other day, "You know, the way I cut my bagels and put cream cheese on them is just too easy; I need a more needlessly complicated, frustrating, and messy way to do it." Thank god I found this video, it gave me exactly what I was looking for!
Looks like a lot of effort just for a bagel
I hope her university degree is collecting dust
I hope your degree is in the bagel factory, oh wait, I'm sorry, you don't have one!
Wtf is a bagel factory? A bakery?
TheARABslap quiet spoiderface
+Corpsie collecting dust? 😂
Better use of Möbius strip: When your teacher says you can have notes on one side of a piece of paper for the test.
BestServedCold or just bring in those giant papers
if I had known this o m g
Eurtle Teh Turtle or do both
Holy shit lol
you mean: "When your teacher says you can only have notes on one side of the bagel for a test"
A mathatician explains the most inconvenient way to cut a bagel*
I put this in my toaster and it got stuck, so when i put a knife in it I got electrocuted, I think this bagel is an infinite power source.
YES! They stole the blueprints from Tesla! SHHHHHH!
No, your just dumb.
PurpleRigel [GD] *Whooosh*
sorry my brother has been using my account again lol
Jesus dude
i get how to do it, but why would anyone want to cut a bagel this way?
You have definitely not been to a mathematician's dinner party XD
William Wei wtf? who has?
phat nutz her cause she doesn't wanna put it on both sides
Technically you get more surface area for cream cheese too :^
for the shits and giggles.
how to cut a bagel:
step 1:get a fucking knife
step 2: cut the fucking bagel
step 3: eat the fucking bagel.
trahapace150 exactly
Don't forget repeat. Always repeat.
Romano? Is that you?
Step three is not how you cut a bagel, you have lied to me.
Raze-R Sharppe you're cutting it with your teeth when you eat it
I, too, like to cut my bagels into a 4 dimensional object
Pepsi Puppy The mobius strip isn't 4th dimensional. 4th dimensional objects don't exist. Not yet or to our knowledge, that is.
Andrew Hagadone I mean if you count black holes as objects, there is. Black holes are atoms that have been taken apart, so it is broken up information. If an object needs to have information, then you are correct. If not, a black hole could be considered a 4 Dimensional object. This depends of course on the black hole, as some are 3 Dimensional, some 5.
every object exists in the 4th dimension, we just can't see or manipulate the objects.
astrophysx are you talking about how a person in the 2d world would see a sphere as a circle, but can only interact with 1 dimension? If so you are absolutely correct. I was just meaning that since we can’t react to it, does it really count? If 4d area has more mass than 3d area, then it would have more gravity. Infinite gravity. Like a black hole. Which looks like a plain circle since it has no light (it sucks up light) and we can still interact with it, only seeing the 2d aspect of it. Sorry I couldn’t put it into simpler words, but I’m sure you get me.
Blueberry that’s why we said it’s not 4dimensional, because it isn’t a black hole. This reply thread is ...different
This seems like something that would be on a parody channel lmao
S E E M S T O B E D E L I C I O U S
Hey Guy,
Are We Really Doing This?
The Onion type shit lmao
The point isn't really, like the title suggests, to teach you how to cut a bagel. This video is a fun explanation of a mobius strip
David Weitz "Fun"... No, the point is to lie for views.
It's not a mobius strip, it's what you get when you cut one in half, so she's lying when she says she doesn't have to take her knife off of the bagel
"Best way to cut a bagel"
Takes a long time
barely effective
messy
useless
annoying
GamerDerp un-toastable
You're not forced to do this
Cyprisen can't tost it
Ugly too
But WHO IN DA WORLD CUT BAGEL ??
Drew Gooden brought me here.
Same.
YOU CANT FUCIN TOAST IT
* s e e m s t o b e d e l i c i o u s *
Yes
1. Delicious
2. Mess free
3. Bagel
1960: There will be space travel in the future
2017: How to cut open a bagel
Should be called : How to get your hands full of cream cheese
should be called "nerd math person cuts a bagel for 3 minutes"
Or "How to slit your wrist and make it look like an accident."
Don't know what u mean. This is a mess free method. Lol
@@ginabell694 well obviously she lied. Did you watch the video? there's cream cheese all over her hands.
@@ginabell694 "mess free" sooo that's why she has cream cheese on her hands? 😂
*continues to cut my bagel in half*
D E L I C I O U S M Ö B I U S B A G L E
She went crazy from taking too many math classes.
Real Beginning that’s us asians for ya
@@towerofgreen2841 me, a southeast asian: **is studying philosophy, communication science and sociology**
Listen man, I just want a bagel
With BLUEBERRY cream cheese
"Without having to take your knife off unless for more cream cheese."
1:30 *Takes off knife from bagel*
I just watched Drew Gooden’s video, and let me say that he makes a pretty darn good point. How exactly would you toast this bagel?? I don’t know how most people like their bagels, I know I like mine toasted. Also, this was a wayyy messier way to actually prepare a bagel. I came here to see if maybe this was some kind of joke, but no, it’s just genuinely a bizarre idea. Oh, well! Different strokes for different folks I guess.
Hey bud. I'm here for the same reason. Good ole drew gooden... Gotta bust your bubble though, hot girls didn't start watching these videos and decide to comment. I'm the husband to the lady on this channel profile... I wonder if this is the original video, he said it was business insider multiple times... Either way, had to see the comments like you I'm sure..anyways, just dropping in to say hey to a mutual buddy. Later...
Mathematicians have weird senses of humor...
@@melissaattaway7426 wut
@@melissaattaway7426 I have so many questions, I don't even know where to begin, so I won't. I don't see any hot girls in this comment thread, so I'm quite confused by your non sequitur.
CAN IT TIME TRAVEL LIKE ENDGAME
Its fake because she didn't eat the bagel
Kevin Harris sooooo, its fake.
Kevin Harris The bagel was not consumed, thus making this video fake.
Kevin Harris The fact that you think either me or Diego are being for real proves that you're probably no fun at parties.
Kevin Harris Everytime you comment, I just have more and more pity for you.
People can't take a fucking joke...
I can't understand why people over complicate the easiest of things.
And I can't understand why people are scared of complicated things, so there. =P
because it's fun
scared of complicated things? maybe they dont give a shit enough just fucking do shit the simple way instead of trying to be a fucking geek
Alan J. a smartphone is a complicated version of a brick phone, a modern tv is a complicated box set, your car is a complicated carriage, email is complicated mail,...
a smartphone is a complicated version of a brick phone because it has more features and is way more useful, what does cutting a bagel like a geek do to it? it still has cream cheese in it it just looks different with a phone there are new features and optimization, same with everything else you said
According to my calculations....
*seems to be delicious*
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Drew Gooden made a
video on you.
You cant toast it like that though.. untoasted bagels are shit.
Bleed inSkull how do you toast inside an uncut bagel?
Bleed inSkull Do you know what a bagel is?
Best comment evar. Please proceed to collect your prize
Untoasted bagels are good
ur suppose to toast it....?
Someone tell me why this is better than the normal way of cutting it.
Waad Geily
IT'S
NOOOOOOT
Waad Geily I mean.. maybe if you REALLY like cream cheese, because it has a little more surface area to put it on? it's a stretch I know
YOU DON"T HAVE TO LIFT YOUR KNIFE!!!@!$#
I dunno but I wanna see her toast this
MATH!
me: I can't hate math any more than I already do
this video: *IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE*
Is no one gonna talk about how she says "seems to be delicious!" At 0:49
Drew gooden
Drew gooden
Drew gooden
Danny Gonzalez
Drew Gooden
The real question is why the massive bucket of cream cheese
TheLegendaryUnitato bagel parties
america?
TheLegendaryUnitato And where can I get one
Kosmic Kiwi costco
TheLegendaryUnitato thats normal here in US
The best way to cut a bagel is by taking a bite of it.
Lol
thank you for your input wise sole
You still need to toast it
"Now, it can't separate into two!"
me: *takes bagel*
*rips it in half*
Oh, this bagel *_seems to be delicious!_*
This is what scientists eat for breakfast
Scientist: Mmmm... the highlight of my day is when i eat my mobius strip bagel with my 4 dimensional cream cheese and my milk made with antimatter which i put in my klein bottle while i observe the space for 24 hours a day.
Are you fucking serious?
Banana39489 no
Banana39489 maybe
ikr amazing
Relatable
This is what teachers mean when they say "this is important for the real world"
Haha came from Drew Gooden.... 😝
I'm pretty sure cutting it down the middle is easier and less messy...
0:13 *USUALLY*
Captain America: How did you solve the time travel?
Iron Man: So, I was cutting my bagel, then..
no
Just cut it in half it's not that hard 😒
Kool-Aid Man She knows how to cut it normally, but this is an interesting way to do it without making it in two pieces
Christopher Lefont You mean pretentious, unnecessary, messy, and horribly inefficient.
Then you can't put it in the toaster genius.
Alexandru Goga and you can't spell right genius
You can't use punctuation, genius.
Eltic You forgot to add in the word "correctly", genius.
Eltic You can grammar good, genius.
SpookWave i AgGreE Genuines
Edit. Period
but u cant fuckin toast it
Alternative Title : How to increase the chance chopping of your finger while cutting a bagel
cutting the Bagel differently doesn't change the taste of the bagel so why would I waste my effort into doing that???
Araxbella S Because you get more cream cheese on it? And you taste more cream cheese. Also it has a placebo effect so yes it does physiology change your view of how it taste.
bECaUSe you wOnt hAvE To tAke youR kNifE oFf tHe baGeL WhEn spREaDING ThE CReam CHeeSe
@@belhasabinfatehbinkhalifaa7120 it gets less cream cheese on it you absolute buffoon
its food. u eat it in any shape, it wont matter. cause it will come out as the same shit anyway. unless u telling me my shit is gonna look like a mobius strip, which then i would gladly take the time to cut it like that
So dick?
dick shaped burger king foot lettuce.
Jin Hyuk Lee it matters
So you’re saying eating a regular donut and eating a dick shaped donut is the same?
Okay I have to admit you're funny man
This is literally the most unconventional, inconvenient, and counterintuitive way to cut a bagel
*0:12** best voice crack ever*
I love how everyone's just roasting her
JSW don't you mean toasting?
Looks like more work than its worth...
LMAO "without ever taking my knife off"
*takes knife off to switch sides*
"delicious"
like yeah your fingers will be too they're a mess, mess free my ass
This might possibly be the worst way to cut a bagel that's serious
No one:
Mathematicions:
While you were explaining how to cut the bagel, I just ate it as is
now we are using math to cut food. why? we are worrying about the wrong stuff .
Well, the way we cut pizza is what I could prefer math. Math is appliable to all situations you know?
Angel Hernandez becuase we humans are now intelligent than you Paster peasant. ALL HAIL THE LORDS SCIENCE AND MATH!!!
Cut in half also math
Angel Hernandez no we’re not
Origami Lover so cut the bagel in half like a normal person
Ideas like this keeps us a step away from keeping things simple.
Can't toast it....
1987: In 2017 we will have world peace,robots who do homework and flying cars!
2017: A mathematician explains the best way to cut a bagel
Sunset More like, 2017: People arguing over a bagel
Nice
I think she should stick to her math
LMFAO! Yes...absolutely!
nicholas moore yup! :P
People don’t understand how mean this comment is
SoggyKimchi who cares if it's mean
I mean a human can only take so much
I can spread all the way over this bagel with out taking my knife o-
*takes* *knife* *off*
I still think the best way is ripping it in pieces and dipping each piece in cream cheese
Like little m&ms
I- you are also a disgrace to this world
I don't care if this comment is 2 years old you are a disgrace.
But if you do that in public I look like a complete weirdo
Camersauce ever heard of Einstein Bros
so when I do it
YOU? will look like a weirdo? so like you are the bagel?
KimChickUn .v. Don't be rude Maybe English is not his/her first language
Sounds like fun to me.
Angel N if you do it at all youre a weirdo
I want a Geologist explains the best way to cut a bagel.
No just stop, just eat the thing
How do you toast it then?
SEEMS TO BE DELICIOUS
fill it with a Chicken mayonnaise with salad then I'll applaud you
Is Az very unappreciated comment
How the fuck am I supposed to toast it
It would be easier to cut the bagel in spiral formation -- if you cut it thin enough you would have a lot more surface area for cream cheese.
This is stupid and useless and when you eat it you don't go "MHMMMMM CALCULATIONS *snort* IS VERY ESQUISITE! BETTER THAN A REGULAR CUT BAGEL THAT TASTES THE SAME!"
*snort*
Calm down people! Cut your freaking bagel whatever way you want. That was just an interesting example, you're not forced to do it like that.
true but the title of of the video does call it the "best" way to cut a bagel.
Sir Cakington yeah in never told you the reason why
+Sir Cakington The title says "best" because the uploader wants more views
King Gonk It's best for mathematicians and Topologists
no you can only do it one way.
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redpenda so what?
Emporerdiakon "immigrant" hehe, hehehehehehe, *_HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHDHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHRHR_*
*Just Monica*
Nunu Luv nope my family are originally born in my country
Amazing video to understand Loona's concept. 10/10. Stan Loona
Good job! Thank you for sharing this video I will remember this analogy the next time somebody brings up multiple dimensions or Möbius strips. :-)
one of the worst youtube videos of all time
facts
1:40 Mess free? Have you seen your left hand. Can't even spread the cream cheese without getting it all over your fingers.
10/10 quality content, this is the peak of youtube
This is so nerdy I love it
Why exactly is this better?
Majimoo it looks fancier and more complicated to make
Dafuk more complicated? That makes it worse
How are you going to toast it?
No explanation of why this way of cutting is better than the normal and easiest way of cutting
If u look closely there is a section of the bagel that has cuts at all (due to the cut being closer to the middle) meaning there are a decent amount of bites where you won’t get cream cheese because there is no cut
wait...do they sell mobius toasters?
I asked a worker at Panera to do this to a dozen blueberry bagels and she called the manager on me.
So what do you do?
“*uh yeh I can cut a bagel in a rather surprising way*”
This is the common core of bagel cutting. Way more work than needed
Interesting, but how do you toast it?
You have to forcibly push the bagel into the toaster.
Only problem:
THE INSIDES AREN'T HEATED UP
Instructions unclear dick stuck In toster
Pointless
Factor in the torque it takes to rotate the knife and bagel versus a straight cut.
And to think Ive been cutting my bagel -7.655 sin d + 9.873 sin(2d + 3.588) this whole time 🤦♂️
Just dip it
Chicken Central Fuk girl
1984: I bet there will be flying cars and a cure for cancer in the future!
2017: The best way to cut a beagel
This is absolutely *MATHEMATICAL*
Me: I need to study for a test and Finnish two weeks worth of homework
Also me: MY BEAGLE CRAFTSMANSHIP WILL BE *PERFECT*
It's a bagel not a beagle if you do that to a beagle this went dark real quick
@@thethinkingmonkey3026 s e e m s t o b e d e l i c o u s