Nekrogoblikon - No One Survives [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
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- Опубліковано 3 вер 2012
- ©2012 Brandon Dermer & Associates, all rights reserved.
"No One Survives" by Nekrogoblikon from 'Stench,'
©2011 Nekrogoblikon, all lyrics and music rights reserved.
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LYRICS
NO ONE SURVIVES
Two billion more will die tonight!
Imagine stacks of burning flesh,
Whole city blocks now house the ashes of mankind.
Sounds of inhuman laughter spreading forth across the earth.
Look on, there's not much left to see.
When all the humans start to die...
When all that don't shall go insane...
As they look up at blackened sky,
THE GOBLINS KILL AGAIN!
In times before the goblins came,
We only had ourselves to blame,
For the problems in our lives,
Spiralling down towards our demise.
We used to laugh, we used to cry,
Now the only thing we do is die!
Dying slowly in the winter light,
No one survives tonight!
The end of days is here,
There is no going back.
The forests burn and oceans boil,
The ground is stained forever black.
The world is gone!
A massive grave endures instead,
Toxic weeds are growing over the bodies of the dead.
Whole countries lie ruined,
civilization erased.
The oceans infected
with nuclear waste.
(Nuclear waste)
(What a terrible place)
No one survives the end of the world.
CREDITS
Goblin: David Rispoli
Kayden: Kayden Kross
Brad: Tyler Dawson
Bartender: Jon Lajoie
Written & Directed by Brandon Dermer
Produced by Melissa Marin, Sarah Charmoli and Brandon Dermer
Co-Produced by Annie Hirshmann
Director of Photography Cody Jacobs
Edited by Andrew Wilsak
Special Effects/Goblin by Mark Villalobos @ Monster Effects www.monster-effects.com
Production Design by Scott P. Murphy
First AD: Cassie Laymon
Second AD: Nick Vassil
First AC: Jacqueline Stahl
Second AC: Barry Elmore
DIT: Chris Hoyle
Gaffer: Oliver Alling
Key Grips: Josh Benoit, Terry Zumalt
Dolly Grip: Tony Nawrocki
Costume Design: Jess Jeanne
Hair & Make Up: Alicia Mizrahi Siller
Post Sound: Dan Kenyon
Associate Produced by Randy Ray, Michael McGloin, Mallory Moorehead and Jimmy Gonzales
Key PA: Eric Stolze
Art Director: Juliana Collins
Art PAs: Gabriel Younes, Jason Arnot, Julie Brownell, Helen Jun, Stephanie Lind
Camera PA: Jason May, Ben Disinger
Production Assistants Brett Barker, Blaine Wells, Taso Zoitas, Dan Hakim, Jason Feffer, Justin Baker, Jarrod Duncan, Blake Hawk
Title Graphics: Bobby Hacker
Businessmen Extras: Eduardo M. Velazquez, Scott May, Dane White, Cameron Klippsten, Johnny Love, Morgan Phillips, Devin Herbers, Carles Torrens
Special Thanks: Our amazing friends and family, everyone who came out to be an extra in the video, the Funny Or Die offices for letting us shoot there, Underground Films, UTA, The Mountain Tee (themountain.me/), Carlito's Way Bar in Van Nuys ( / carlito... , Incredibowl (www.theincredibowl.com/), Jeff Hampton @ Hampton Harmony (www.hamptonharmony.com), Brad Miska, Bloody-Disgusting.com, Bruce Starr, Ron Karkoska, Van Nuys Sherman Oaks Public Pool, and last but not least all the NEKROGOBLIKON fans!!!
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"What's your fighting style?" "Aggressive typewriter."
+Randy Butternubs He's a real keyboard warrior.
+Randy Butternubs looool omg
league of legend average player *
XDDDDDDD OMG DUDE LMFAO XDDDD
"angry german kid"
Sometimes I just come back to this video to make sure it still exists.
You and me both, man. You and me both.
There's dosens of us.
Detri Moto yep. a year after finding this gem. once a week.
Detri Moto Why would it be gone?
Detri Moto it doesnt. None of this is real. Nothing exists.
That 'heh?' at the end deserves an award for best acting. It totally kills me every time^^
I thought the same thing. We also need a John Goblikon Netflix series lol
I always heard it as "Eh?"
Fun fact John Goblikon isn’t even the singer
Top 2 endings.. other is from "We need a gimmick". It gets me (literally chuckle) every time..
Yaaaassssss lmfao that makes the entire video for me.
Always strive to be the guy at 3:34 who has fun and doesn't care if you're a human or a goblin.
he is the lead singer, he has to be suportive
I mean, Amen.
lmao for real
Yeah, he was the cool one.
Maybe he just spent too much time with goblins
that goblin at the end going "eh?" is freaking priceless
Jon. Jon Goblikon.
Seriously it's the best. Cracks me up every time.
Watch your language
Buffalo Bear *John Goblicon 😂
Eh? 🤷🏻♂️
"Eh?"
the whole video was worth that moment
I'm really pleased with that "eh?"
That was the best f*cking part of the video
Oh yeah and 4:20
Eh? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The fact that Jon Lajoie is the bartender makes it even better.
I’ve watched this video at least 10 times and just picked up on that. So good
Seriously?? Used to love that guys videos.
Taco?
@@Atheist409 the human golden retriever lol God damn I love that fratada
Stay at Home Dad is one of my all time favorites.
This has to be the one of the most underrated bands in the world.
Definitely.
This crap sucks.....a whole bunch of noise
Definitely. They've grown to be my number one.
i like his rapid typewriter killing method.
You could say...he typed up Brads death sentence?!...no?...ok
Entering the official group on Facebook: Nekrogoblikon Official Group.
+Jacknife17shadows I have no response for this, no counter puns are available at this time.
+rob jabbaz takka takka takka takka lol.
00:00 to 00:35 = Are you kidding me, another one of those stupid---
00:36 to 04:25 = No, wait. Yep, this is probably the best thing ever.
i thought the same fuckin thing jajaja
so true
nobah lol
that was the goal ;)
Agreed. I hated this band because of only watching the first 30 seconds of this video... Then I realized the comedy and the albums were amazing.
The actors props/makeup editor director sound guy everyone just nailed this. One of the greatest hilarious music videos ever. Kudos!
I cant believe I am only just now discovering this band. These music videos are amazing.
The Goblin should have filed a report with the human resources department at his job
regarding the abhorent vilification of his goblin heritage via Brad on multiple occasions and then worked in the short term a bit more overtime to bring up his statistic/productivity (also to wipe goblin shit on Brads cup, desk and phone when he leaves for the day) and then wait for a result, if it was not in his favour then Goblin should put in a case forward to sue the company for a huge payout.....then invite Kayden over for some booze and some sticky icky paid for by Brads attitude and company that failed to act at bullying and harrassment
darksorcerermusic best answere yet haha
Brad was expressing his anger over affirmative action leading to Goblin's promotion. Brad had been with the company longer, worked weekends and skipped vacation. Goblin can pull the race card with HR, but Brad too is emotionally distressed by what he sees as an injustice. There's two sides to every story. The liberal media wants you to believe Goblin's position is a biproduct of Brads white privilege.
Guitar Whores well countered and more to it One may attribute Goblins lowering productivity to a secret drug addiction problem.......However that does not excuse the harrassment/bullying tactics employed by Brad and even the whole managerial staff, the throwing of all the trash/balled up paper when Goblin was giving his presentation was beyond unacceptable, the vilification of such an act could and should lead to a Large Legal settlement from the company to Goblin,
the symbolic paper stoning of one that is different is abhorrent and would have clearly damaged Goblins confidence and emotional wellbeing for which he would seek damages, This Act was Followed up by a mount Everest stack of paperwork and call answering as punishment for having lower sales, however underneath its clealy obvious it was due to him being different, him being a heavy metal listening Goblin with cool dance moves.
The throwing of paper was a ritualistic hazing among office brethren meant to bring Goblin into the fold. It's a rite of passage that all male employees go through. It's Goblin's failure to assimilate that lead to Goblin's feelings of rejection. Goblin was welcomed into the fold by being pelted with paper balls that said "You are one of us now", but Goblin could not accept the fact that he looked different.
Goblin perpetuated his racial differences while Brad tried to befriend him by showing him how to interact with the ladies. Eventually it all snowballed into Goblin's fit of rage that could have been controlled with medications and therapy.
I know I changed my story... I just like reading your comments.
Entering the official group on Facebook: Nekrogoblikon Official Group.
This is the last time I Google "Medieval bondage goblin folk metal"
"Medieval bondage goblin folk metal"
um...
why did you search it up in the first place?
umm... reasons?
...ok then...
Gnarliest Google search ever! 😂
Heedfulconch3 its a joke dumb shit
I can't believe I'm just discovering this 10 years after it was posted...
There are dozens of us!
Man I can't belive I'm so late to this party.... love it
*Ehem* "Uuhhhhh so I'm here for the uhh party?? Did I miss it?" 😅
Can u imagine on a nice nature walk one sunny day to stumble across these guys filming their video...
Not to be the "actually" guy but for professional music video shoots like this they would pay whatever authorities in charge of the park such as the county, city, or state for a license to film there and they would have the exclusive right to that property for the day and they would therefore have people at every ingress or egress point preventing bystanders from wandering into the set.
They filmed scenes in the new Red Dawn in the woods behind my house which is how I know this. They had production crew members standing at the entrance to the walking path that goes into the woods to prevent anybody from going in there the entire day.
dude i would melt ive meet many bands and shit but these guys are special and not the bad kind of special while ppl talking about sabaton and what not (hate them) i would DIE to see these guys live sucks that they probably never will come to sweden i bet they can throw a show like no other
you know, it's probably, and I'm going out on a limb here, probably a bad idea to constantly make fun of the guy with claws and a full mouth of sharp teeth. just sayin'
You would think, wouldn't you?
A bunch of Brad's, Chad's, and Thad's what else could be expected
@@TheTitansFather The Virgin Brad vs the Chad Goblin.
Hmmm rusty shackleford, sure your name isn’t dale gribel!
This is what you get for dissing a goblin who only wants to live a happy live just like any normal person does!
Nosotros Papaya to Nekrogoblikon! -PD
best crossover of 2020
Nosotros papaya pink dick
Thanks for introducing me to them & John Goblikon RIGHT NOW!!
Nosotros papaya! just saw the interview Bobby did with John, it was soooo good! I know having him on TB would be a bit too much to ask since he isn't technically a real person but you guys can maybe do a sketch or have him on Bad Friends. I think it would do exceptionally well!
Dude your interview with him was hilarious, it's exactly how anyone would act if they're being interviewed by a goblin
Can't we all just listen to a goblin sing death metal without everyone telling us what brought them here?!
I agree.
I got in the comments and was like WTF. Post who? Wtf. Rogan ruins everything.
You can still “listen” as you say... and not read the comments 🤯
@@alexgray9974 it sounds like every metal genre and other genres mashed together and it sound epic
@AlmightyStarfire to me it seems like a mashup of Dubstep and Black Metal, at least from the 2 videos i seen so far.
Wait a minute, why does a Goblin need a 9-5 job?
Gotta pay them bills man.
Have you checked the axe prices lately?
Dually noted
***** That too.
YoursTruly_GTG To buy tattered rags and spiders?
Came here for goblins, stayed for music.
The most relatable character in cinematic history.
My first introduction to your band was when you opened for GWAR on May 27th 2022 in Chico. I was blown away by your stage presence and John. Keep rocking and have a great rest of your tour.
Saw them last night with GWAR too and that was my introduction to them also! They killed it and rocked it!!! 🔥🔥🖤
DUDE saw them in Chattanooga TN on June 3rd and that shit was insane. I will be seeing them again for sure.
fuck they're touring with gwar near me soon again. I don't really like Gwar but I may go just for them.
@@BacklTrack you should definitely go! It was an amazing show.
Same here. Just saw them Saturday in Niagara Falls. Fantastic.
LMFAO, this is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen.
This shit blows even Gwar away.
This charges my nipples
RIP Oderus Urungus.
........No.
I don't like Gwar. But, I have to Agree.. This video made me laugh, real hard, too.
Congratulations, comrade (!) You've just made Oderus Urungus roll in his grave!
I'd love to see how the director/producer pitched this video to whoever paid for it:
"First off we need a forest, some skulls and pseudo-medieval clothing. And we need about ten guys with suits and neat haircuts to throw paper balls and laugh at a goblin. Then we need a few more people for a party scene so get some beers too. Oh, and a few gallons of blood."
MagnusBruce that's kinda how I did it...
People with money: go on....
Lets also give the goblin large amounts of weed and a bong
Every video should be like this!
Oh to be in on that meeting
I watch this every now and then just to marvel at the emotion we see in John goblikons face. Goblin emotions run deep.... In brads face.
Post Malone brought me here. I can dig it
Glad I’m not the only one
Sameeee
This came up on TigerBelly & Rogan in the same day, today. 🤯
lol
Would have been here sooner but I searched 'Green goblin music' first. Lol
this is what happens when you LARP on acid
Amtgard guy here...can.confirm
Christopher Van Niekerk awesome
Christopher Van Niekerk a
Christopher Van Niekerk as a larper in amtgard I aprove this message..don't do drugs and larp kids...Unless you really need too...on the other hand getting fucking wasted is fine
Christopher Van Niekerk im a bit dumb, what is LARP? Im curious too.
I keep telling my goblin friends World of RealLife sucks, but they keep playing it.
Losers.
sunac You play W.o.W?
i like it men i am from Holland and you will come to my school for metal?
A reverse Dungeons and Dragons joke would have been better.
Life - what a fucking joke. Ha ha ha ha
I love the up-tempo Sample of Seek and Destroy that peaks its head out in this song a couple times.
I'll never get over the speed clawing to the double bass at the end 😂
goblins are such misunderstood creatures, all they want is a bit of love
when they don't get that its no wonder they eat babies
*start listening to metal
The Labyrinth Reference ? Jolly good show.
My entire high school career summed up in one music video
+The Mighty Ravendark my entire LIFE
+ＯＮＩＯＮ Macpoptartpants i bet you are the man isnt u?
+ＯＮＩＯＮ Macpoptartpants I guarantee I would, can't believe how tough people think they are when they hide behind the internet, just enjoy the video if ya don't then just go the hell away is it so hard?
+The Mighty Ravendark Thank fuck I'm not the only one.
+ＯＮＩＯＮ Macpoptartpants lifting weights obviously doesn't make you smarter ...
I just saw them perform in Lubbock Texas , May 14th 2024 ; it was an absolute blast !
That freaking ending... "Eh??"
Well, that might be the best music video i've ever seen. So many metal videos try to be funny and have no place doing it, this was hilarous.
I agree completely. Loved this.
Favorite music video ever
I have loved these guys since Goblin Island was released. Still holds a special place in my heart!
Still a better love story than twilight
An old joke......but used well.
that fucking ending gets me every time! XD
Goblin: Eh? :)
Chick: *Screams*
The melody of the chorus on this song is so good.
More!!
Still a better love story than Twilight.
The 2019 twilight fandom is a p good love story between a story and its fans, tho
also An Underestimated Emotion is a great love story fucking fight me dillweed
As is every video with Kayden.
i almost forgot to watch this today
Brought here 8 years ago when John Lajoie said he was the bartender in this video. Haven't looked back, this is legit my favorite band.
Man i love this more everytime i watch it
By all rights I should hate this. Its gimmicky, it sounds like 5 different bands stuck together with super glue...but fuck me sideways this isn't a kick in the ass. Nice going Neckrogoblin, you win this round
I am so jealous of goblin's hand vape holy shit that thing looks nice.
its called the incredi-bong
Shun Frost incredibowl*
same thang
Butt Lord Dude, it looks like a friggin penis pump..
Butt Lord All hail the butt lord.
Brad forgot why corporate hired Mr. Goblin. He could cut employees like he could cut through sales.
The ending is so cathartic
that was the most heart-warming thing I have seen all year
3:54 reminds me of George R R Martin on a type writer
hhahahaha
Thanks you Joe and Post
This was amazing
That goblin is the best dancer I have ever seen
Holy fuck how am I just now listening to this band?
This shit is brilliant. Easily becoming a favorite.
I love this video a lil more each time I watch it
Yes posty thank you!!
Jon Lajoie cameo @ 2:40
SHOW ME YOUR GENITALS!
10 years late, but i only just noticed it was john lajoie XD E = MC Vagina
What the fuck have I just found?
Gold my friend. This is what builds nations and enriches currency. Pure Internet Gold.
zeefang pfff gold i think you will find that this is pure platinum
damo169 I love it.
***** It's good alright but it's not metalcore.
***** That's an oxymoron.
man, I remember watching this video when it had half the views it has now, this is so great! keep it up guys!
Yeasss!💯👌🤘
Jon Lajoie @ 2:40
+Anaximander29A holy balls, it's Jon! I bet he doesn't give a chainsaw.
no you mean taco
I didnt think when i woke up this morning that I would see a goblin in a polo shirt. Thanks for that.
2012? NO! I just discovered this band & goblin. Sorry, Goblin! I'm mostly into hardcore punk but decided to go see GWAR two weeks ago just for fun (they were great). Nekrogoblikon played before GWAR and I couldn't believe how incredible they are! This is the greatest video I've ever seen & I just might get into this band, in 2022! I actually got teary-eyed when he started ripping the guy up, avenging that slap! Wow, excellent!
Postyyyy
The goblin would probably make a great drummer
Jack Louw I was thinking the same thing. His blast beats would be phenomenal.
His name is John and he deserves better than to be named as a the golbin
I'm intensely curious as to how he got that job....
same
mad excel skills.
Shitty office jobs are piss easy to get.
I would know. : ^)
Didn't you see his hands at the end? Imagine his typing speed!
well, if they refused to take him he would sue them to bankruptcy for discrimination )
Watching this from time to time, since 2012.
Love it ... Absolutely love it ..
The sound the goblin makes at the end is amazing..
Great band and song by the way
This video show me that goblins have feelings...
beautiful and special feelings >:D
feelings so beautiful they tear your face to shreds if you hurt them.
Awesome!
Amazing
3:52 WW ULT
I just stumbled upon this video and it is one of the best metal music videos i have ever seen. Instant fan!
Thanks post
I feel like Nekrogoblikon should be in the universe for that new movie Bright. They fit in incredibly well.
This video is awesome! The song's awesome too, but mega props to whoever did the video. Absolutely brilliant.
thanks for the kind words.
2022, still listening to songs
I needed that.
-Goblin
-Master of goblins
-The goblin that should not be
-Welcome goblin (sanitarium)
-Disposable goblins
-Leper goblin
-Goblin
-Goblin, inc.
+Matt Moves I want to work at Goblin, Inc.
+Matt Moves Obey your GOBLIN!, GOBLIN! (8)
+Miguel Mella MASTER OF GOLBINS
Entering the official group on Facebook: Nekrogoblikon Official Group.
-Ride the goblin
-The goblin that failed
-The four goblins
-Harvester of goblins
that goblin looks better than I expected..was thinking it was gonna be some shit like those vegetarian trolls.
plus that end was hilarious.
Best video I've seen in decades... since at least King Diamond Welcome Home. 4 thumbs up!
wow! i love it! thanks to this it relieves all my stress, it was cathartic!
thanks brad, now he has to move back to nilbog
morakdais and the goblins or trolls idfc will give them burgers with green stuff
Goblin rockin that Members Only jacket like it's 1987.
How have I only just heard this!?! Fuuuck that was awesome, cheesy video, mad ass riffs and pounding drums 🤟🏻🤟🏻
Beautiful video
best video ever !!!
Fun fact: Brad actually survived.
Amazing what we can do with facial reconstruction surgery.
This is one of the most fun metal vids I've seen in a while.
i love this guy
This is without a doubt my most favorite music video ever.
This is a masterpeace.
Great video
I love it
I wasn't into the music at the start. Then I watched the whole video. Now I'm a fan!
Christ I love metal music.
*edit: I came here 'Post' watching Devin Townsend not from Post Malone's suggestion.
Nice. A Devin Townsend fan. I'm a noob, myself.
To anyone else that plays League of Legends religiously, 3:50 is obviously Warwick's ult irl.