Batman: Why did Snatched on me Because we wanted a fight seen Batman:okey And a reason why the villain got the box Batman:what box Mother Batman:why did you say that word Shut up Batman: I'm not shut up I'm batman Sometimes I think you have a son because of the dad jokes batman:why did say that word Shut up
Yes, it did. But not nearly as much as "it's an good thing there are 2 motherboxes left. It gives us a few years to establish a solid crew to face them. D: we only got 1.5 hours. B: well, poop, Diana. I guess we'll have to rush some character introductions then!"
Darkseid is possibly going to appear in a later movie Thanos took a long time before he got to do something that wasn’t sitting in his throne drinking coffee
@@chaihill1837 it really was a sad romantic ending in the film... But the joke’s funny still) That’s Hishe for you, it’s always funny, even if it’s sad))
BM: "Cyborg, use your iron man powers and get us out of here" *Cyborg flys away* BM: "Hey I didn't mean just you!" WW:"Didn't you make a Batjet?" BM:"Well poop, Diana"
I think in general, HISHE version of Justice League (aka Joshtice League) more appreciated than the Whedon brainfart of a turd movie...it's as if the Buffy The Vampire Director intentionally wanted Zack's movie to bomb... One wonders 🤔...stay safe all. Peace.
@@spectralquill1810 .....what are you trying to emphasize? WB isnt the same as many other media companies....many of us waited for justice league 2....if they actually did it b4.....Affleck left the universe... we wouldn't be in this situation....
'How are we gonna get to the other side of planet in only a few hours? Don't think about it. Writer clearly didn’t think about it' Well, that part was amazing😂😂😂😂😂
@@manticore2804 fastest jets go at 4,500 mph. Russia is 5,000+ miles away from ny (Metropolis is in Delaware, so it’s even further). Ignoring all the obvious setbacks (storms, airspace, boarding the plain, etc), it would take a minimum of an hour and a half.
@@pooppooper9033 yes, but he's a genius with a multi million dollar empire at his hands in a universe where there are things that fly and run faster(superman and flash respectively) I think he could design a super fast jet no problem.
@@manticore2804 but he’s also a detective. A detective from a fictional story. Which bounds him to Knox’s 10 rules of detective fiction, rule 2 being: all supernatural agencies are ruled out as a matter of course. Basically, unless it says that something supernatural happened, it didn’t. Ergo, Batman doesn’t have any technology that hasn’t been invented, except for what has previously been established in the story, and what reasonable stretches of the imagination allow. Since when the movie takes place there isn’t confirmed to be human jets that can fly that fast, there aren’t.
Amazon Warrior: "Should we do what Diana did and leave the island and go help?" "No" Aquaman: "You and your army are going to help too. Right?" "NoooOOoo"
@@matthewmckee3762 well they did nothing to help since they have beaten Steppenwolf and his nephew before, which I find it really questionable on that flashback battle because you think they hated the human race?
Kent: You did what?! Wayne: You wanna help us fight an alien that’s tryna take over the world? It’s not the same alien that killed you it’s a totally different one! 😂☠️
I only live for the Hishe Batman. You guys should make your own movie on the Hishe Universe. DC would love to have it in their multiverse. So happy to have you back Team Hishe ❤️❤️ Seriously Arnold's voice for Steppenwolf 🤣
1:00 SteppenWolf and funny voice: my name is SteppenWolf and I am the biggest baddest villain ever. Give me your Mommy box. The leader of the Amazons in a more funny voice: no go away.
Lex : Hey Deadpool l mean deathstroke Lol XD + Lex : You wanna start a legion of doom ? Deathstroke : l'd rather have the sneyder cut Lex : Oooooo! that sounds craaaaazy lm dead totally xd
Diana: "There was even a Green Lantern."
Bruce: "Who?"
Diana: "It's not important."
Hal: "This is some bull."
Austin pie
Deadpool killed him.
Language!
Oh no....
Wow....Love it
“Actually I’m gonna quit” one of the most Batman things ever
That part had me dying 😂🤣
Wouldn't really blame him.
@@Grey11s me neither
Why??!
Batman:because im BATMAANN!!
Come ooonn pretty please
“And Batman let your mother get kicked out of her house”
“He heeeeey buddy”
You wanna fight with completely different alien
@@theunbeatable728 it’s not the cane alien that killed you
@@waynedeacon2736its a diffrent one
Batman: Why did Snatched on me
Because we wanted a fight seen
Batman:okey
And a reason why the villain got the box
Batman:what box
Mother
Batman:why did you say that word
Shut up
Batman: I'm not shut up I'm batman
Sometimes I think you have a son because of the dad jokes batman:why did say that word
Shut up
The Unbeatable ahhhhhhhhh I thought it was funny not to be rude man
"why does your mouth look weird"
"oh it could look a lot weirderrrr!"
I just saw you comment on honest trailers
Hello spooderman, fellow watcher of Limenade and stuf
SuperMan because I have a mustache and the director said to shave it and I said no way
He’s not wrong
*"We're gonna use SCIENCE. Not some silly wishing stone..."*
Now that's a lot of damage
Yes, it did. But not nearly as much as "it's an good thing there are 2 motherboxes left. It gives us a few years to establish a solid crew to face them.
D: we only got 1.5 hours.
B: well, poop, Diana. I guess we'll have to rush some character introductions then!"
@@justinobuscape7031 ya 4 hours enough though.
It’s interesting if Superman’s soul just possesses the Joker
Infinity stone reference.
@@lunaticranger6532 pretty sure ww 1984 moreso.. triple funny is how the word science is used..
"I'd rather have the Snyder Cut."
- Deathstroke
Greatest line ever.
That's craaaaaaaaaaazzzyy
You wanna form a legion
No
You wanna know batman's name
Yes
😂😂😂
*Deadpool
Lol
"Now we can get the planet ready for Darksei- I mean Thano- I mean meeeeee."
Lol
Lol 😆
That part killed me
@@justplainjosh we will find out in 33 hours 😁
Darkseid is possibly going to appear in a later movie
Thanos took a long time before he got to do something that wasn’t sitting in his throne drinking coffee
Diana: "There was even a Green Lantern."
Bruce: "Who?"
Diana: "It's not important."
epic XD
😂😂😂
"Don't think about it, the writers clearly didn't."
That was such a burn, it lit Califorina on fire.
So that was the reason of all those wildfires
@@Jakes-Calm Does anything else make sense? 😅
Steppenwolf screaming like a little girl when he was forced to retreat is the best thing ever
He really does love his mommy boxes
Yeah 😂😂😂😂
I almost died laughing LMAO
Totally missed the opportunity to make him say “I'm blasting off againnnn”🤣
2:01
"Don't think about it. The writers clearly didnt."
😂😂😂
600th like
It’s true
How to describe the DCEU
They could've easily went all movie politics and be like "Joss Whedon clearly didn't."
It’s not a bad movie.
"with these three mother boxes, we can now terraform this planet for darkseid, I mean for Thanos, I mean for meeee!!!"
LMAOO!! I'm crying
MUMMY BOXES.
I mean for Meee
Mommy boxes*
Lmao same
I'm still confused why they used mother boxes instead of father boxes, I thought that only those from New Genisis used mother boxes.
Cyborg: “ I Am Contractually Obligated”
Flash: 👀
"You guys have contracts?"
That cutaway to Flash is my favorite part 😂
XD 😆
“Cyborg, use your iron man powers and get us out of here”
Best line I’ve heard today
*Cyborg fly
Hey, I didn't mean just you
When Batman says “Hopeful staring” it always makes me laugh so hard 6:35
“We’re gonna use SCIENCE, not some silly wishing stone”... Ouch. It was very funny but... ouch.
BURN
@@chaihill1837 it really was a sad romantic ending in the film... But the joke’s funny still) That’s Hishe for you, it’s always funny, even if it’s sad))
which show was it referring to ?
What movie is this referring to??
@@AK-zi2rg WW1984
I love how you completely omitted that random Russian family.
What russian fam-? Oh you poor soul you watched the Whedon cut... i’m so sorry
I appreciated it lol
@@sentientmustache8360 the snyder cut isn't any better tho xD
We wait two days for Wayne to kill us...
What I found hilarious is that i didn’t change anything
Steppenwolf: "Give me my Mommy Box"
Diana's Mommy: "NO"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's like this movie was meant for this HISHE edit.
Because it is a funny parody to compared to the snydercut lol
Marvel still better than dc
@@SparrowIZ bruh who ask plus both are equally great
@@SparrowIZ Marvel is only better in the movies and in the comics they are tied but in animated movies, animated series and games DC murders them
It really does🤣🤣
BM: "Cyborg, use your iron man powers and get us out of here"
*Cyborg flys away*
BM: "Hey I didn't mean just you!"
WW:"Didn't you make a Batjet?"
BM:"Well poop, Diana"
- Crying marvel shitoboy found
@@warandpeace8535 Why?Is it because of the joke?
@@warandpeace8535 Looks like you're more of a DC shitboy lol
Steppenwolf: With these three mummy boxes,
we can now terraform the planet
for Darkside-
I mean, for Thanos-
I mean, for ME!
5:30
I love how this is better than the actual movie
I liked the movie better.
Cant wait for Snyder cut so I can forget whedon directed justice league
I think in general, HISHE version of Justice League (aka Joshtice League) more appreciated than the Whedon brainfart of a turd movie...it's as if the Buffy The Vampire Director intentionally wanted Zack's movie to bomb... One wonders 🤔...stay safe all. Peace.
@@manticore2804 you seem like someone how would
Superman's CGI mouth was better in this video than the actual movie.
"We are gonna use science, not some silly wishing stone."
😂😂
Burn!!! Lol
Lol
Is that a reference to something?
@@waynedeacon2736 it is, to the dreamstone storyline used for WW84...
😂😂😂
"This is like the 1st Avenger movie where they fight in the beginning .... I wonder who wrote that" ...... Pure Gold!!!!!
Aquaman: “trident, trident, hair toss!”
Flash: “running, running, exploding!”
Batman: “guns, guns, shooting!”
Flash : Hentai Pose
I love how both Lex and Stepenwolf used some Marvel references.
Actually every main character did that...but I still think it's funny.
U forgot WW and Batman
Oh yeah
Barry mentioned the Avengers
diana: you building a quinjet ?
bruce: no! its a batjet!
quinjet = those hovering aircraft in marvel movies and agents of shield tv series
Cause Marvel actually made respectable films..DC other than like 1 has not..
This is actually more entertaining than the original theatrical release
I prefer this one. I believe it could rival Thor Ragnarok comedy in 2017
Deathstroke: I would rather have the Snyder Cut.
Me: All of us do.
Sad no justice league 2..:;(
I watched it last night and I liked it
@@MiracleX19 still no justice league 2........
@@legiongamer-works-podcaster 😑
@@spectralquill1810 .....what are you trying to emphasize? WB isnt the same as many other media companies....many of us waited for justice league 2....if they actually did it b4.....Affleck left the universe... we wouldn't be in this situation....
"For Darksi-"
"I mean for Thano-"
"I mean for Meeee"
It had me dying🤣😂🤣😂
I feel the dark side in him
LOL
😂😂😂
XD DARKSEID
Thanos was inspired of off darkseid
When you realise HISHE did a better job of replacing superman's mouth than the CG team...
👁️👄👁️
lol
You India you lose 👎🇮🇳 💩
@@ichosemurad go away kid
@@ichosemurad bruh
'How are we gonna get to the other side of planet in only a few hours?
Don't think about it. Writer clearly didn’t think about it'
Well, that part was amazing😂😂😂😂😂
I meeeaan he could have a super fast jet maybbeeee.
Yes
@@manticore2804 fastest jets go at 4,500 mph. Russia is 5,000+ miles away from ny (Metropolis is in Delaware, so it’s even further). Ignoring all the obvious setbacks (storms, airspace, boarding the plain, etc), it would take a minimum of an hour and a half.
@@pooppooper9033 yes, but he's a genius with a multi million dollar empire at his hands in a universe where there are things that fly and run faster(superman and flash respectively) I think he could design a super fast jet no problem.
@@manticore2804 but he’s also a detective. A detective from a fictional story. Which bounds him to Knox’s 10 rules of detective fiction, rule 2 being: all supernatural agencies are ruled out as a matter of course.
Basically, unless it says that something supernatural happened, it didn’t. Ergo, Batman doesn’t have any technology that hasn’t been invented, except for what has previously been established in the story, and what reasonable stretches of the imagination allow. Since when the movie takes place there isn’t confirmed to be human jets that can fly that fast, there aren’t.
“Wow, what are these?”
“Those are abs.”
Sadly, that's the same question my wife would ask 😩.
_hopeful staring_
i thought his superpower was being rich :/
Hopeful staring is his special move
Being rich is his super power
@@waynedeacon2736 lol
Big fan DK Dynamic
*STARE*
GUNS, GUNS, SHOOTING!!
Lex Luthor: Wanna have the Legion Of Doom
Deathstroke: NO, I'd rather have the Snyder Cut
Snyder cut Deathstroke plays Halo. He is the superior version.
There used to be a plan for a sequel with the legion of doom
Two minutes later darksied shows up
Darkseid: What Up 😎
Why anyone would want the Snyder Cut is beyond me
@@_Stormfather
Well if the recent reviews are anything to go by, it's better than the original, so there's that reason.
Amazon Warrior: "Should we do what Diana did and leave the island and go help?"
"No"
Aquaman: "You and your army are going to help too. Right?"
"NoooOOoo"
What a bunch of Hippocrates
@@srstriker6420 I don’t think Amazons or Atlanteans have ever sworn the Hippocratic oath. Otherwise there would be a lot less... y’know... stabbing.
@@matthewmckee3762 well they did nothing to help since they have beaten Steppenwolf and his nephew before, which I find it really questionable on that flashback battle because you think they hated the human race?
@@srstriker6420 when have they said they hated the human race. I just wanna know.
@@zatannazatara8405 well if you get to close to their territory they might kill you just like the north sentinel island natives
Josstice League is not a movie. It's just spoilers for Zack Snyder's Justice league.
Except for the darkseid and desaad thing
Literally a "spoiler". As it "spoiled" the whole Justice League movie 😉
Oh yeah lol but I don’t think that’s what he meant
Hi Dk dynamic. Great fan of yours
@@aritradey8334 indeed, and the Zack Snyder one filled in little clips to save us
excited for how the snyder cut should have ended
Me too.
It’s not coming because snyder cur is going to end perfectly
@@Scorpion-uv9ux BOOM LOL 😆
Agreed
All you will need to do is watch the original video, because despite claims, I'm betting it is the same movie
See removing a mustache isn't that hard, even HISHE can do it.
B r u h h 👁️👄👁️
Should have used best deepfake of his face that would be cheaper and better at same time isn't it
4:25 ..
Odin sleepp!
Oh that pArt was LIT!
Lol
C: “Make that 4”
D: “What made you change your mind”
C: “I was contractually obligated”
😂 Best line made me crack up
When the world needed them most,they returned.
Avatar🤣
Stephenwolf with arnold accent is perfect
Sounds more like Werner Herzog to me.
LMAO
4:04
Bruce to Diana: “We’re Gonna Use Science, Not Some Silly Wishing Stone”
BUURRRNNN!!! 😂
Am I the only one who rutted for Diana to punch Bruce for saying what he said?
Will u explain that please ❤
@@venupewer4882 Diana in her last movie, used a magical stone to bring back his dead boyfriend... and it didnt go well
"Hey Batman! What are you doing? Are you building a quinjet?"
"WHAT! No. Its a BAT jet"
Kid: “why is your mouth weird?”
Superman: “it could be a lot weeeiiirrrddderrr!!!!
Kid:ahhhhhhhhhhh I'm out Shazam flys away
Get it because the kid recording the video Shazam
Superman: "Do you bleed?"
Batman: "Ugh, what is wrong with you?"
What! Why is that weird?
@@bargoladexterjay5424 😂😂😂
Wasnt Batman the one who asked?
😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah what’s your problem
The fact that he called the mother-boxes mummy-boxes is hilarious.
Yes
I died every time 😂
mommy*
@@kimmycat2977 it's just the British way of saying mommy
@@nathanielmorgan9108 Right, forgot abt that. My bad.
5:02 I like the fart sound as Superman takes off!
Me as well! 😆
That “hey buddy” from Batman To superman is pure gold 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
had me creasing
😂 😂
"I SAID WE HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER!!"
"alright, fine..."
This line cracked me up the most. Angry WW pure gold
"Hey cyborg use your ironman powers to get us out of here"
I'm literally dead 😂😂
Cyborg: fly's away
Batman:wait I didn't mean just you
@@xdmars21Flash: Did he just bai-...
All the other members: NO!!!!
Aquaman: C'mon dude get with the f***ing programme.
Fans: “he has returned”
5:48 “Don’t think about it. The writers clearly didn’t.” OUCH 🔥
I don't know whose mouth they use for the dubs, but they have the whitest teeth I've ever seen!
Daniel Baxter's.. 😂 😂
4:50 that tooth has cavity.
two words: color correction
U can see cavity in 6:21
@@rahulhnair9162 I hope Daniel see's this comment!! Get that fixed Daniel, and record your voice right after by reading some random comments!
Hishe has to be the most legendary UA-cam channel ever
Right? This is real YT content, pure entertainment. They deserve all the subs and definitely the money
Agreed
😃👍🏻
Definitely.
Agreed
"The writers clearly didn't think about it"
Hahahaha, best line of the whole Josstice League memes
Batman: Perhaps there's someone who can control the water.
Aquaman: Say no more
Is it bad that superman’s lips look better here than the actual movie?😂😂
Ikr. His lips look so much better here. Geez Whedon really killed Snyder's movie
@@tanmaydeshpande you cant kill something that is already dead.
@@iron2667 I mean, you can decompose the body
yeah they should have hired HISHE to do his lips
Thats because its real lips so its a million times better.
Least this Dub is Better than the Theatrical Cut. Good Job HISHE.
Kent: You did what?!
Wayne: You wanna help us fight an alien that’s tryna take over the world? It’s not the same alien that killed you it’s a totally different one! 😂☠️
"This reminds me of the first avengers when they were all fighting each other before they decided to fight together I wonder who wrote that?!"
Lol that was funny.
Everyone who writes conflicts like this. It's a trope that's been used since THE ILIAD.
Well well well , same director who directed this..
"JOSS WHEDON" wrote that
For Darksi- I mean thano- I mean ME. Lmao
There is something about Lois being a valley girl yet Superman still has the hots for her that is freaking hilarious to me.
I only live for the Hishe Batman. You guys should make your own movie on the Hishe Universe. DC would love to have it in their multiverse. So happy to have you back Team Hishe ❤️❤️
Seriously Arnold's voice for Steppenwolf 🤣
1:47 “Bruce we have a problem! Walk me by the lake!”
"Very poor choice of words."
-Steppenwolf
When a parody is better than the movie itself...
7:00 Oh Lex Luther Got his new moustache.
"Great job, everyone! Now we are finally a team!"
"Actually, I'm gonna quit."
And then un-quit.
Well if he's in... I'm in
Batman: I have a plan to get someone to help us
Everyone: Who
Batman: A alien name Martian Manhunter
Or even the hawks
Flash: Better yet, what about my side- I mean, partner Wally?
Batman: You wanna use a child soldier?
Flash: That's very ironic coming from you.
@@Grey11s depends on which Wally West is it
@@srstriker6420 Ginger one
@@Grey11s 👍🏻
4:09
"My bat lungs!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I didint even notice that
When The Flash said "Our Movie reminds me The First Avengers..I wonder who wrote that..".. Monsieur Josh Whedon !! VENEZ ICI MDRR !!
Batman: “guns guns, shooting!” That’s soooo not How it Should Have Ended Batman
Against the CODE
I love that in the subtitles when Superman slaps Batman it says Bat-slapped!
🤣🤣
No one:
Grossing Fans: "He's back at it"
What's a grossing?
HISHE deserves an award for how hilarious their videos are.
"Absolutely not, have you SEEN FRANKENSTEIN?!"
I loved that reference too much
The entire 2017 movie in nutshell
Steppenwolf: With these three Mommy Boxes...
Scarlet Witch mistaking Steppenwolf for Thanos: You took everything from me!!!
Steppenwolf: Oh snap...
?
How do you not get it, you’ll get it if you watch avenger endgame, also since thanos snapped half of earth, that’s what the bottom part meant
U're her fan or something cuz that joke was forced one
1:00 SteppenWolf and funny voice: my name is SteppenWolf and I am the biggest baddest villain ever. Give me your Mommy box. The leader of the Amazons in a more funny voice: no go away.
2:48 mommy box
"Why does your mouth look weird?"
"It could look a lot *WeIrDDRRrrrR!* "
Batman to Superman : "Hehe Hey Buddy 😁 !"
Literally Killed Me 🤣
0:50 I like how Arnold Shwarzanegger stars as Steppenwolf
Excited for “how Wandavision should have ended”
*Doctor Strange appears*
Doctor Strange: WTF is this?!
without all those woke stuff from last episode
Me Too.
"Don't think about it, the writers clearly didn't"
JLU movie in a nutshell
0:23 is the only time Batman was being Batman in theathrical cut
Fun fact: The post credit scene in Justice League (2017) featuring Lex Luthor and Deathstroke was filmed on Zack Snyder's personal yacht.
How do you have such knowledge of justice league 2017? I have been seeing you everywhere.
If that was the dynamic between Batman and Superman in the movie I'd watch it in a heartbeat.
When your mom hears you backtalking and grabs that chancla 🩴 4:50:
Lex : Hey Deadpool l mean deathstroke
Lol XD
+
Lex : You wanna start a legion of doom ?
Deathstroke : l'd rather have the sneyder cut
Lex : Oooooo! that sounds craaaaazy
lm dead totally xd
Gal Gadot: Great job everyone, now we are finally a team.
Ben Affleck: Actually iam gona quit.
*The end*
😆😆
There’s only one word to describe this HISHE, “Perfection”
"Don't think about it, the writers clearly didn't"
No they didn't 😂
I didn’t know you were here
It's a good movie
@@srstriker6420 uh Wym?
"I was contractually obligated" this is pure comedy gold
3:49 Wonder Woman’s voice kills me 😂
The best thing is that their lips look more normal than the cgi removing the stache
They’re too big for size to even look normal.
And thank the heavens for snyder cut because it will wipe josstice league away
I don’t think Hishe knows this but they make everyone’s day happier
Everyone's favorite phrase
"ODENSLEEP"
Wonder Woman's mom's favorite phrase
" NO GO AWAY"
6:43 Superman: hey your eyebrows came off
Steppenwoof: It'S a CrOwN !!!
Superman taking off with a fart really got me
Because of this, every time I see those Darkseid boxes all I can think of is "da mommy box"