Same. WISH Tim would continue those. Tim: "You _can't_ say they're not allowed to vote. It is already a law.... " Brett: "Have we started recording? Oh, you fuq'r! You got me again."
Steve-o is maybe the coolest guy ever to get famous. "You called because you want me to call my multimillionaire friend so you can ask him a dumb ass question? Happy to do it man thanks for thinking about me"
A guy at a weed store called him bret kursher once. when I went to correct him i couldn't pronounce it correctly. After 3 tries I gave up and just nodded r-wordedly
@@rodneycaldwell1310 don't know what that has to do with what I wrote. He's still has had that same one on many episodes. He's obviously not changing it every episode.
@@ryanirving3388 it wasnt though. They didnt know it was gonna be called that until they gathered the crew for the pilot a month before shooting(this is straight from Jeffs mouth). Before that it was a bunch of guys from big brother, spike jonze, and the CKY guys trying to make something.
Lmfao; I thought the same thing at first... We caught Native playing favorites & using search terms that would support Tom's argument..... Either that; or we caught him practicing for his next Victoria's Secret Calendar. I'm on the fence, so don't touch my camera. Ta ta there mommy.
I got huge respect for him cuz he gets it the worst from everyone throughout the series and he still sticks around. I feel like he did most the stunts in the latest movie.
@@tnntlmmn277 I shouldn't have to explain this to anyone with a normal mental capacity, but I was pointing out that their sentence is completely incoherent.
May is gonna be my sober month, still smoking my greens but am taking a break from drinking, love you guys be safe! Thanks everyone for the awesome comments, To the people saying ur not "sober" bc im smoking my greens still I've been smoking for 6 years everyday its medicine for me, i don't get hiii anymore due to my tolerance but i will one day give that a break to!! Just not today!! Cheers everyone!
I love that Bart had no idea they were selling a 2 Bears glass, and no idea how to find the YMH online store, even after Tom reminded him. Thank god for Leanne.
It's so amazing to me the thing Bert "Spins out" from. He literally has a full blown melt down like a toddler over the IDEA of getting his blood drawn. No wonder his wife prefers him home only a few days a month
He did, Tom was looking up or thinking about looking up his surgeons info, with the intent to give poopies a referral. He even mentioned that to Stevo seconds later.
Jigsaw is a tool. These puzzles used to be made of wood and you would cut the pieces out using a jigsaw a fine bladed device that makes accurate bendy cuts.
I love the constant crossovers here. From Bert interviewing Riley from sailing la vagabonde to them talking about poopies from JOB!! I feel truly seen hahaha!!
The new Jackass movies is hilarious. My favorite bits a lot of time are ones where people didn't even get hurt, like the one where they kill the lights and they think there is a snake in the room, or the taxi cab prank or shitting in a toilet in a hardware store.
Tom’s love for violence is way too funny, I’m laughing like he did after showing the auto mechanic getting pinned by that car on YMH “You just made a hundred grand” one of the best pods they have put out these last several weeks!
*talking about Jackass Forever* Brent: “I’m not ruining it because, because there’s no way to ruin it, you have to watch it.” *Proceeds to explain the entire scene.*
When it sounds like Johnny's snoring its bc he's trying to swallow his tongue while unconscious, ALSO Johnny had major cognitive issues for 3 months after that bull hit and couldnt pay attenstion to anything for longer than a few seconds
I've literally never in my entire life heard the word 'jig' used as racist slang. I was watching this going 'what the fuck are these guys talking about? Why aren't they just saying 'jig'. It's a common word. It's a type of saw, a type of dance, a type of puzzle, etc. Let's just agree on this; Until Cobble Hill starts writing 'J-word Puzzle' on their packaging, you can say 'jig' out loud.
I guess they’re just nervous to say it cuz it’s too close to “jigaboo” but realistically even a sound byte taken out of context of them saying “jig” would have no consequences for the reasons you just listed.
100% me either, I've heard it used several ways but never in a derogatory manner, jig for fish, dance a jig, the jig is up....but never anything negative
The only good thing about Monday is another episode of “Bart talks and Tom makes faces”
Try Bad Friends, it’s so much more entertaining and everyone contributes.
Like jim from the office
Yeah that's been old for years now
They jumped the shark two years ago. Tom doesn’t have the moxie to take the show over for even a minute. He not funny
@@Betty-Boop809 Amen
I wonder how Bert drew his family when he was a kid. I bet he's really big and everyone else is tiny and he even forgot someone
😂😂😂
This is good and hella original 😂
I would bet that you are 100% rite.
It would be just him and his parents are like Superman and Marilyn Monroe and he shows the entire school
😂
"Hey what's up you f***in...stupid" should be a greeting for everybody lol
That shit cracked me up
Hahah yes! That had me rolling! Lol
So it's not appropriate??
I missed when Tom would open episodes by implying Brent was racist but he took care of it himself this time
Same. WISH Tim would continue those.
Tim: "You _can't_ say they're not allowed to vote. It is already a law.... "
Brett: "Have we started recording? Oh, you fuq'r! You got me again."
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@@VideoNozoki see wx
Love how Bart uses his LeeAnn voice for the puzzle girl 😂
bert heard “out of pocket” once and can’t stop saying it 😭who’s gonna tell him how late he is? 🤣
Steve-o is maybe the coolest guy ever to get famous. "You called because you want me to call my multimillionaire friend so you can ask him a dumb ass question? Happy to do it man thanks for thinking about me"
Time stamp?
My hair stylist told me she really wanted to see Bret Curseinjer, couldn’t stop laughing
A guy at a weed store called him bret kursher once. when I went to correct him i couldn't pronounce it correctly. After 3 tries I gave up and just nodded r-wordedly
@@jerryrimmer9775 did your tongue get stuck in your teeth?
I really love it when someone says a variation and we immediately know who they are talking about.
I really appreciate you guys putting the show out an hour earlier, so now i can get a show in before work.
Same
Saaaaame. Gotta have it like Monday mornin coffee
It’s always 9am drop?
Bert called Stev-O and Tom got a pocket dial from Hannibal Buress. Two different worlds lol! What a wild podcast.
“It’s not aggressive, it’s Stevo” 😂😂😂 great line from Bart
No matter how many times Tom tells Bert how aggressive randomly FaceTiming people is, he will never get it through his giant head.
haha Does Tom get anything through his giant head?
Love how Tom changes out the 12inch behind him every episode.
And with an absolute banger none the less
uhm, he has had that one many episodes
@@christopher152 De La Soul, Run DMC, Biggie, digital underground LL cool j just to name a few
@@rodneycaldwell1310 don't know what that has to do with what I wrote. He's still has had that same one on many episodes. He's obviously not changing it every episode.
16:18-20:20 was the best segment they could do. I was dying when Enny took to the mic
Bert " we grew up with jackass"
Bert " we were hanging out with Knoxville" " he pitched jackass to me"
Jackass was a thing before it was named jackass. So Bernts story makes sense when factoring in the story of how jackass came to fruition
Hahah Brent thinks he's like 30 dude. Jackass wasn't a thing before it was jackass, it's was big brother and CKY. That made jackass.
They were both in LA and were friends before Knoxville started jackass so ya never know.
@@ryanirving3388 it wasnt though. They didnt know it was gonna be called that until they gathered the crew for the pilot a month before shooting(this is straight from Jeffs mouth). Before that it was a bunch of guys from big brother, spike jonze, and the CKY guys trying to make something.
@@Shadow0fd3ath24 ...you think them not settling on a name for the show kept them from pitching their show idea to people?....lol........
This whole podcast is legit Tom talking to a child with a beard.
Bert is going to get his Speedo deal because he wants everyone to swim like a dolphin!
And then get bit like Spooneys by a shark
@@colek9574 spoonies lmao
Invite Poopies on the show!
“jigsaw national international convention” love it bert
I REALLY want 2Bears to go to the jigsaw convention. Film it
i can confirm that jig saw puzzle girls give serious sloppy toppy.
The introverts usually do, it's the extroverts that think they've done enough and just like to lay there and talk dirty
Seconded
👍 agreed
“Jackass is the best movie ever.”
-Bart Kysnier; Rotten Barfmatoes: (ah-)100%
Barts face looks extra swollen today. Glad to see the high sodium high alcohol diet is still going strong
As long as his speedos expand accordingly, he's one happy balloon.
He looks Chinese
Someone has to balance the inflation of the universe
I absolutely LOVE how within the first 15 minutes Bert was proven wrong 3 times back to back to back!
Enny is a treasure and needs to be protected at all costs.
the best
@@FailingForFun no. HOT SAUCE is the best but Enny is a close second
Fuck to the no.
@@josephsosa776 really cool take you got there brother. You better bet I'm gonna be coming up in May
Praise Allah on the 7am upload. Thanks Paddy
Especially for Eid 😉
Pretty rad to hear Burt bring up cky, such good memories laughing with friends at that stuff.
I remember being inspired to ride my skateboard full speed into this massive bush by the house after watching cky... def simpler times
I think about Haggard all the time man 💔
Bernadette Nere
Two bears one cave? More like one bear and one bear with down syndrome
Two bears one cave? More like one bear and one bear with down syndrome lmaoooo
Bert Lets BOX for Sobriety 🥊 LOL
Nadav's googling skills are just insane to me.
"jeremy lin chinese name"!?
That's how you were gonna find out his nationality?
Lmfao; I thought the same thing at first...
We caught Native playing favorites & using search terms that would support Tom's argument.....
Either that; or we caught him practicing for his next Victoria's Secret Calendar.
I'm on the fence, so don't touch my camera. Ta ta there mommy.
I was raging so hard in my room because of this, my gf came in running like "WHAT HAPPENED?" lmfao
I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that Burt asked for “a good N-word” while playing Wordle in public.
Bert’s audio/crest/nymph Wordle tactic is very solid.
@@sweetbabyrick5382 FACTS. Never thought he of all people would be able to retain that. At least he retains some things lol
It was really nice that you guys complimented Danger Aaron he gets so much shit and Its nice to see him being valued
I got huge respect for him cuz he gets it the worst from everyone throughout the series and he still sticks around. I feel like he did most the stunts in the latest movie.
“Ehren”
Tom was, so pleased with his Bert moment about the Riddler being in Batman
Why?
There's no comma there, son.
That shit got me 🤣🤣
Riddler is the best
This whole episode was like the being in matrix - they spoke to Steve - O then spoke about Speed-O . This was one my favs right here 👌👌👌
I think Bert is starting up onset dementia...
How exciting!
Sounds like you are too.
@@HarryManback0 lol are you offended over an observation? incredible
@@tnntlmmn277 I shouldn't have to explain this to anyone with a normal mental capacity, but I was pointing out that their sentence is completely incoherent.
@@HarryManback0 you seem edyoucated, listening to this must be difficult
Bart- “What racial slurs can you use?”
Tommy Buns- Looks down starts laughing 😂
The jigsaw convention is going to turn into the 2 bears convention.
The final stage of this speedo thing is Bert and Chrissy D hosting a beach-side lightning baking show: *Speed Dough* on HGTV After Dark.
Why do I want to watch HGTV after dark?
@@MichaelWutsch For Chris and Bert touchin' tips; while Emerill yells BAM!
@@MichaelWutschlook my
Ju my
I left Jackass forever with a massive headache from laughing and crying continuously for 2 hours. It’s the funniest movie ever made.
"I need to be signed--as an athlete" (by Speedo) laughing my face off 😂🤣
I wonder how many stories we will hear for the 4th time today!
have you heard the one were bert gets drunk and does something?
I wonder how many more of these r*tarded comments I'll have to read every time a new episode comes out...
@@ItsJoKeZ did you know Georgia drove fast on a jetski with him?
@@Hiphopopotomous did you know he did a polar plunge after the last episode?
what about the one where the guy who claims to have never said the n word goes on to say it loads
Bert: "I'm bad at keeping secrets"
Bert: names a hour special "secret time"
So 8am est is the new time now? I’m all for it
I love that Steve-O just picked up and gave them so much time without hesitation. Seems like a good dude.
Bert sorry to hear about your stage breaking due to unforeseen fatness
But he's not fat, just look at his arms! lol
@@acs78393 he couldn’t be fat, his kool-aid is low calorie
@@Wnick56 it has a lot of sugar in it but the amount of vitamin D cancels out the sugar 😂
Enie,s
The HOMIE, he knew exactly how to handle that situation….very straight up and FUNNY!!
Burnt "I sound like air escaping a balloon when I laugh" Chrysler
"A Jackie Chan movie where he goes back to the time of knights called chink in the armour. " Doug Benson
This episode was made 25 days ago. Thanks to the jigsaw convention.
Damn.
The day after the previous episode apparently. When they bank episodes they really bank them I guess! It makes sense with all the touring though.
"Apples?" *in unison* "ohhhhh" as a native american i laughed my ass off 😂
May is gonna be my sober month, still smoking my greens but am taking a break from drinking, love you guys be safe!
Thanks everyone for the awesome comments,
To the people saying ur not "sober" bc im smoking my greens still I've been smoking for 6 years everyday its medicine for me, i don't get hiii anymore due to my tolerance but i will one day give that a break to!! Just not today!! Cheers everyone!
Good luck. Hope the best for you!
was thinking the same thing! Not including yesterday. :)
Same here.
Doing the same brother. good luck.
Same here bro
The faces Tom makes when Bert called Steve-O is hilarious
Bert: "I'm not great at keeping secrets"
Bert 10 seconds later talking about baseball: "Ohhh wait, that's a secret you might have to take that out"
I love that Bart had no idea they were selling a 2 Bears glass, and no idea how to find the YMH online store, even after Tom reminded him.
Thank god for Leanne.
God man, love the positivity they give each other. How it's like a weird circle of everyone I watch.
Tom laughing after he went "what up stupid" was fucking hilarious
Can we get some classy 2Bears Whiskey & Cognac glasses?
"the bear bit is so good i'm not gonna ruin it" - proceeds to ruin it 😄
It's so amazing to me the thing Bert "Spins out" from. He literally has a full blown melt down like a toddler over the IDEA of getting his blood drawn. No wonder his wife prefers him home only a few days a month
That “ohhhh” at 19:44 killed me when I realized what it meant 😂
Tom took the words out of my mouth, I would’ve never worn a speedo before but Bert has me convinced I’m missing out 😭😂
You are. I mean, this dude loves them.
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Two bears one cave? More like one bear and one bear with down syndrome lmaoooo
Why does Bert’s laugh sound like a mosquito flying close to your ear 😂😂
I was SO happy to see the love for Danger Ehren. He really was one of the best parts of Jackass 4!
The noise, the hand gesture and the stare into his hand gesture when Tom wants a starting gun! Dang. I spit my drink!
That's the Ellis stare 🤣😐
I’d like to think that when Steve-O told them about Poopies situation, Tom picked up his phone to help him out in some way.
He did, Tom was looking up or thinking about looking up his surgeons info, with the intent to give poopies a referral. He even mentioned that to Stevo seconds later.
Bert looked like that uncle who's lap you DO NOT want to sit on when he read that Policy Genius read...🤣
Fat sticks is the funniest nickname of all time 😂
I love 2 Bears because literally every episode just becomes whatever Brad's adhd brain wants it to be and Tom trying to make sense what's going on
"oh hey wussup? you dont like this?" lol erny cracks me up
ah my weekly filler before bad friends 🙌🏾
Every episode of Friends was great writing. If you can't tell I'm being sarcastic
black magic mondays
We have the same podcast schedule 👌
Jigsaw is a tool. These puzzles used to be made of wood and you would cut the pieces out using a jigsaw a fine bladed device that makes accurate bendy cuts.
Tim and Brent are the best
🤣🤣🤣🤣💯👈🏼😉🖕🏼✌🏼
"Keep scrolling Abe" had me dying lmao.
"We could find fun racial slurs" - Brett Crysler.
I love the constant crossovers here. From Bert interviewing Riley from sailing la vagabonde to them talking about poopies from JOB!! I feel truly seen hahaha!!
Bert named the whole top row except Eric Andre 😂
The new Jackass movies is hilarious. My favorite bits a lot of time are ones where people didn't even get hurt, like the one where they kill the lights and they think there is a snake in the room, or the taxi cab prank or shitting in a toilet in a hardware store.
This EP is a MONTH old? Damn
The jigsaw convention gonna be poppin this year.
I’m pretty sure I lose brain cells listening to these two but I’m here for it 😂
Maybe not I’m learning more about Jerry-rigging. It cancels out😂
Hot sauce is the best in the early morning 😂 thnx for the early drop🥰 love you bears. ♥️
are you happy that you're included in an inside joke for once?
Screen shots from the live show should be the new jigsaw puzzle category
Bert sure is speedin pretty fast. Hope he gets help soon.
Definitely got me with HOMEOwners add in the middle of the slur segment 😂
Same!!! Lol
Every week Tim slips one inch closer to reaching across the table and slaughtering Burnt
Usually Bart exaggerates….but damn Jackass was amazing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Classic Abe had to cut our fun with the weird slurs 😂
What did we do to deserve a new ep an hour earlier?
There are moments where Bert even interrupts himself
Ymh early releases are the best!
Nads stupidity never fails to make me chuckle
Tom’s love for violence is way too funny, I’m laughing like he did after showing the auto mechanic getting pinned by that car on YMH “You just made a hundred grand” one of the best pods they have put out these last several weeks!
“What’s up f-in stupid”, this is like watching beevis and butthead
*talking about Jackass Forever*
Brent: “I’m not ruining it because, because there’s no way to ruin it, you have to watch it.”
*Proceeds to explain the entire scene.*
And he was right. You have to see it.
I lost it when you both were texting your agents for Knoxville’s number and then realized “why don’t we just ask Steve-o!?”
When it sounds like Johnny's snoring its bc he's trying to swallow his tongue while unconscious, ALSO Johnny had major cognitive issues for 3 months after that bull hit and couldnt pay attenstion to anything for longer than a few seconds
Bert trying to facetime everyone is my favorite thing
Morning chomos
"I want a whistle! I want a big ole whistle that says speedo on it" made me giggle more than I expected.
I love how bert is still FaceTiming random celebrities. It’s my favorite segment. Steve-O was one of the best so far
Bert: “Two weeks later I’m sitting at California Chicken Cafe”
I've literally never in my entire life heard the word 'jig' used as racist slang. I was watching this going 'what the fuck are these guys talking about? Why aren't they just saying 'jig'. It's a common word. It's a type of saw, a type of dance, a type of puzzle, etc.
Let's just agree on this; Until Cobble Hill starts writing 'J-word Puzzle' on their packaging, you can say 'jig' out loud.
I have heard that growing up in Michigan towards Asians mostly.
@@brettpenning do you mean “zips”?
@@nickkerr5714 that one also
I guess they’re just nervous to say it cuz it’s too close to “jigaboo” but realistically even a sound byte taken out of context of them saying “jig” would have no consequences for the reasons you just listed.
100% me either, I've heard it used several ways but never in a derogatory manner, jig for fish, dance a jig, the jig is up....but never anything negative