EVERY CARD I DITCH ADDS 2X {NUMBER OF ROTPRIESTS} POISON COUNTERS... GARFIELD??? Standard MTG Arena

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  • @Krissco2
    @Krissco2 Рік тому +34

    A good mix of luck on this one: All four rotpriests on the first game, and mulligan down to two on the penultimate. Also, this might be the only time "creature can't block" was actually relevant.

    • @jaxsonbateman
      @jaxsonbateman Рік тому

      The issue with this jank version of the build is that it basically needs to get a Rotpriest to function. There are more competitive shells that can either turn into a more regular tempo deck if they don't get a Rotpriest, or run one or two other toxic creatures just in case you don't get that turn 1 Rotpriest.

  • @r12365
    @r12365 Рік тому +5

    Chris actually read a card and found lethal! Oh my god, all these times he messed up were so worth it for this moment!
    This is peak content.

  • @MetalHev
    @MetalHev Рік тому +7

    If you listen closely enough, you can hear the first opponent shift+deleting the arena folder from his computer

  • @LiqwdE
    @LiqwdE Рік тому +14

    Other cards that work here, for your Janky Consideration. Vesuvan Duplimancy (Single target spell makes a token of creature). Ivy, Gleeful Spelltheif (Single target spell makes copy of that spell, choice different target) Tamiyo's Safekeeping and Tyvar's Stand (Both gives Hexproof/Indestructible).
    If you have Vesuvan out with Rotpriest and Ivy. Tamiyo the Rotpriest, Makes a Copy and Ivy makes a copy of spell which triggers Rotpriest. Now you can use Croaking counterpart on Tokens, because they are not legendary.
    It can get out of control with hilarious results.

    • @jaxsonbateman
      @jaxsonbateman Рік тому

      Ivy is pretty good for the more competitive versions of the deck.

    • @spumy_plughole1191
      @spumy_plughole1191 Рік тому

      Vesuvan is a cast trigger, so the copy shouldn't copy ivy

    • @LiqwdE
      @LiqwdE Рік тому

      @@jaxsonbateman touche, corrected 👍

  • @DopeyDopes
    @DopeyDopes Рік тому +55

    Reading the card, explains that skrell can't block lol

    • @matthewbryan6774
      @matthewbryan6774 Рік тому +5

      This one made me laugh.. typical mbm 😂🤦🤦

    • @DX100HHH
      @DX100HHH Рік тому +2

      That was true Chris xD

    • @ScornfulEg0tist
      @ScornfulEg0tist Рік тому +4

      The fact that he actually did read the card in the end destroyed me

    • @davestier6247
      @davestier6247 Рік тому +1

      As it turns out, creatures that can't block...cannot block

    • @r4g1ngph03n1x
      @r4g1ngph03n1x Рік тому +1

      We all know Chris doesn't know how to read the cards lol

  • @josephiroth89
    @josephiroth89 Рік тому +5

    4:28 You know that guy's not going to play magic again for a very long time.

  • @NeroBloodfire
    @NeroBloodfire Рік тому +6

    Draw all 4 of your key creatures in the first three turns. Looks like every game I play against.

  • @therealforge
    @therealforge Рік тому

    Shouting "SKRELV CAN'T BLOCK!" at my screen. Good save on realizing! You almost gave away the match. That woulda been a dingus move!

  • @dflameX
    @dflameX Рік тому +1

    That first game. Holy nuts senpai! XD

  • @dirpdanger8839
    @dirpdanger8839 Рік тому

    Me: Quietly watching with headphones so as not to disturb anyone at 6am.
    Also me: Yelling "IT CAN'T BLOCK" at my screen at 6am.

  • @benistoneman9737
    @benistoneman9737 Рік тому +6

    People: man poison sucks
    Wizards: hold my beer. You think it was annoying before. Now you don’t even have to attack

  • @bijannavid3531
    @bijannavid3531 Рік тому

    I HAD to pause the video after that first game to comment - died laughing seeing what MTG OG Decks calls a “Poker God” moment. Hilarious.

  • @EstimatedAdam
    @EstimatedAdam Рік тому +1

    Ahh yes. 4 Rorpriests in the top ten cards. Welcome to arena, where the decks don't shuffle and the wins are manipulated.

  • @Real_HashBrown
    @Real_HashBrown Рік тому

    HAPPY VALENTINES DAY JASON DENNIS

  • @agentofashcroft
    @agentofashcroft Рік тому

    Chris reading the card at the end was the creme de le creme

  • @jaxsonbateman
    @jaxsonbateman Рік тому

    Occasional the dark lord's jank actually gets competitive adjacent. I'm playing a similar deck in historic Bo1 myself (though I could play it in explorer or possibly change it for standard; historic just has ths softest metagame) which is basically a Simic tempo deck (in the style of monoblue tempo), ideally putting Security Bypass (can't be blocked if attacking alone) on a Rotpriest or Fynn the Fanglord.

  • @idkjustleavemebeplease
    @idkjustleavemebeplease Рік тому +1

    I run this deck, but I also run Ivy Gleeful Spell thief. Definitely recomend.

  • @nicks3976
    @nicks3976 Рік тому +1

    Wow, I've never seen you play standard. Very nice

  • @funguslore
    @funguslore Рік тому +1

    4.13 Thats wat they call 'shuffeler is fine' 😅

  • @Guevon_Pajaro
    @Guevon_Pajaro Рік тому

    I like you mixing in a few standard videos every here and there, its cool! But always the best is your janky jank historic crapola. :DDDD

  • @miasmaattack
    @miasmaattack Рік тому +1

    holy smokes that first game was a banger

  • @mark86016
    @mark86016 Рік тому +1

    Imagine how triggered oppo was on game 1 lol 😂. Shuffler is fine.... just target us with your spells.

  • @Lightmane
    @Lightmane Рік тому +2

    I'm hearing Rotpriest isn't doing good in standard, because they say if you don't get him, you just lose. Yeah, but if you get him, you just win, and it's quite easy to design your deck so that you usually get him. I can't believe he's not dominating standard. The card is just insane, let alone stupid.

    • @gregorym7588
      @gregorym7588 Рік тому +1

      hes in every other game i play

    • @alexmelysma
      @alexmelysma Рік тому

      Yeah it's meme only in standard. it potentially works in Historic maybe with Mystic Reflection and Parallel lives

  • @LemonLad
    @LemonLad Рік тому +5

    29:40 You CANNOT write suspense like this - will Mono Black read the card or will they concede the match 😂😅

    • @jasonm.6442
      @jasonm.6442 Рік тому +1

      for real, I'm screaming READ THE CARD at my screen, waiting! :D

  • @Henzoid
    @Henzoid Рік тому +2

    Would a Rotpriest Mutate deck work?

    • @DopeyDopes
      @DopeyDopes Рік тому

      Yes, mutate is still a target spell

    • @dzello
      @dzello Рік тому

      It absolutely would, but Mutate is bad in general and the mana you spend to cast your Mutate cards means you can't protect your Rotpriest properly. And so, it might die with your entire stack.

  • @fpjrzman
    @fpjrzman Рік тому

    Oh Jank-lord, always remember, RTFC

  • @Kilawpilath
    @Kilawpilath Рік тому

    OMG The rare game where Chris, Jank Lord, Mulligans down below 6!

  • @muzzrx
    @muzzrx Рік тому +4

    Yo Chris - try this with "Ivy, Gleeful Spell Thief" and then March on top would be a double double double ???

    • @correnegadagaming8417
      @correnegadagaming8417 Рік тому +1

      March won't copy on Ivy if it targets more than 1 target. And Ivy only copy targeting himself.

  • @coryschacher8392
    @coryschacher8392 Рік тому

    Wish you create more standard decks. I geuss its easier to be creative as a new cards are unleashed. But your mind is what standard needs. Cheers,

  • @xxskabxx
    @xxskabxx Рік тому

    Will you make a rottpreist and orvar the all form deck. Since you’re casting instant sorceries targeting rottpriest anyway it’ll just make copies of it

  • @bounceday
    @bounceday Рік тому

    Its rare to see him build a version thats slower than whats being played with Ivy. Opposites day.

  • @deathsgozzo4319
    @deathsgozzo4319 Рік тому

    I'm still laughing for the first game

  • @ferdithetank7535
    @ferdithetank7535 Рік тому

    A couple of Vesuvian Duplimancy sounds like a must have for this deck

    • @TheyCallMeDio
      @TheyCallMeDio Рік тому +1

      Vesuvian Duplimancy and Ivy, Gleeful Spellthief. Toxic party

  • @lodadd
    @lodadd Рік тому +1

    We need the rotpriest in a storm deck with grapeshot.

  • @woodrowcollins1975
    @woodrowcollins1975 Рік тому +2

    So wouldnt it make sense to make copies of the priests? Wouldnt that be targeting a creature as well as making more?

    • @MetaKaios
      @MetaKaios Рік тому

      …Yeah, that's why he did it. 🤨

  • @minutemadeinc
    @minutemadeinc Рік тому +1

    Lol the first game was hilarious luck

  • @matthewperrigin9292
    @matthewperrigin9292 Рік тому

    that first game.....those the games that make you uninstall lol

  • @monochrome3003
    @monochrome3003 Рік тому

    That first game was dirty

  • @xSNAKE2423x
    @xSNAKE2423x Рік тому +1

    So you think this card will be banned soon?

  • @Lightmane
    @Lightmane Рік тому +4

    The Dark Lord forgot about 'Ivy, Gleeful Spell Thief', so that he can DOUBLE DOUBLE EVERYTHING OVER AND OVER, let alone Stormchaser Drake so he can keep drawing cards.

    • @ScornfulEg0tist
      @ScornfulEg0tist Рік тому +1

      Shh shh shh, this was already close enough to a meta deck, we don't want to ruin the jank

    • @Lightmane
      @Lightmane Рік тому

      @@ScornfulEg0tist Hah 😀

  • @TheBu213
    @TheBu213 Рік тому

    Hey if you want a really janky deck, try out Archfiend of Dross + Exchange of words!

  • @maxwimmer8185
    @maxwimmer8185 Рік тому

    dont konw why, but i was litterly screaming at my screen " but he cant block!!!" XD

  • @WeirdTroll666
    @WeirdTroll666 Рік тому

    The first one was Nasty

  • @FiddyStump-tn6kk
    @FiddyStump-tn6kk Рік тому +1

    I was going to be very frustrated if you conceded the last game, haha.

  • @tobias97erdt
    @tobias97erdt Рік тому

    Monoblack gotta live a little bit under a Rock, given all the genious discoveries he made were already uncovered by the community before the set launched and this kinda being just a more gimmicy poison ivy list

    • @alexmelysma
      @alexmelysma Рік тому

      This version is more playable than poison ivy. Poison ivy is completely unplayable in diamond or mythic, even plat tbh

    • @tobias97erdt
      @tobias97erdt Рік тому

      @@alexmelysma and you sre sure this is actually playable? I would think both decks just don't work... which given the toxic gameplan is proably a good thing

    • @alexmelysma
      @alexmelysma Рік тому

      @The Phantom more playable, not actually playable 😂

  • @honestabe411
    @honestabe411 Рік тому +1

    Power creep out of control, R&D heading into another wave of bans

  • @gaminggeckos4388
    @gaminggeckos4388 Рік тому

    froggerated rotpriest?
    venerated croakpriest?

  • @r.weidmann8583
    @r.weidmann8583 Рік тому +3

    Do all the rotpriest decks before the ban hammer drops xD

  • @GameOver-or2hu
    @GameOver-or2hu Рік тому +1

    Chris playing a version of the more popular deck in Standard. "LOOK AT WHAT I CREATED, I AM A GENIOUS"🤣🤣

  • @andrespestchanker3443
    @andrespestchanker3443 Рік тому

    If only... IT CAN'T BLOCK!

  • @prolikethat5995
    @prolikethat5995 Рік тому

    My version is slip out the back, tamiyo's safekeeping, tyvar's stand.
    Ivy, delver and draw.
    The x spells just too expensive in this current economy.

    • @TheyCallMeDio
      @TheyCallMeDio Рік тому

      Cantrips are so good on this deck. Heck I could build a deck with only 1 drops if I want to

  • @goreobsessed2308
    @goreobsessed2308 Рік тому

    Yep seen this style of deck a few times now it works but it ain't reliable

  • @victorgirard8836
    @victorgirard8836 Рік тому

    Instacraft... ROTPRIEST! ROTPRIEST!

  • @ericsimoneau4818
    @ericsimoneau4818 Рік тому

    Yup at some point the game says yeah no rotpriest for you unless you mulligan to 3 haha

  • @twi1ightknight
    @twi1ightknight Рік тому

    Insufficient vesuvan duplimancy

  • @facepalmjesus1608
    @facepalmjesus1608 Рік тому +1

    i dare you to make deck around Mirror of Life Trapping!!!!!!

  • @reticentsins
    @reticentsins Рік тому

    Is there even a counterplay to someone drawing 4 rotpriests and going first?

  • @xChikyx
    @xChikyx Рік тому +1

    HE CAN'T BLOCK!!! 😱😱😱😱😱

  • @JacoAmano
    @JacoAmano Рік тому

    xD . He can't block ... Excited ...

  • @MrOuti5000
    @MrOuti5000 Рік тому

    First game was a game of all time

  • @fearlessfreep8305
    @fearlessfreep8305 Рік тому

    I refuse to play arena anymore but I do like to watch what you come up with.

  • @MatthewGibson-jg7um
    @MatthewGibson-jg7um Рік тому

    That Jank don't Stank!

  • @pejman3
    @pejman3 Рік тому

    Invasion of Ikoria can search a rotpriest and put in on battlefield for 3,

  • @derHexenhammer
    @derHexenhammer Рік тому

    I love the fact that the UA-cam algorithm is Mexican.

  • @Morax024
    @Morax024 Рік тому

    that firzt game waz juzt..uhm! zucculent.

  • @youbluethatone1017
    @youbluethatone1017 Рік тому

    28:35 Skrelv can’t block so 6 was correct 🤦🏻‍♂️ pointless to target Skrelv

  • @grimmonolith
    @grimmonolith Рік тому

    HE CAN'T BLOCK!

  • @schollls5973
    @schollls5973 Рік тому

    YEAAAA ROTPREIST !!!!! WOOOOOO YEAAAAA

  • @rrcampos
    @rrcampos Рік тому

    4 copys of the win con. That The way mtg should be play

  • @dariengoheen747
    @dariengoheen747 Рік тому +2

    Jesus. Emergency ban incoming I think lmao

    • @JG1075
      @JG1075 Рік тому

      The better version of this deck (with Ivy and Drake) has a 44% winrate in Bronze; it has a below 40% winrate in Plat+. It's not good enough to be competitive, let alone see a ban.

  • @Colesonian
    @Colesonian Рік тому

    So dumb that elesh doesn't cause Tocasia's Welcome to draw twice.

  • @Guevon_Pajaro
    @Guevon_Pajaro Рік тому

    rotpriest is such a busted card, I still can't believe wizards printed "the target of a spell" on this 1 mana card lol

  • @dylans7742
    @dylans7742 Рік тому

    *Is this justice?

  • @Lightmane
    @Lightmane Рік тому

    You shouldn't be playing Prologue to Phyresis in a deck with Rotpriest. You should instead play those 1 mana green and blue spells that protect Rotpriest. You're slipping a little bit here, Dark Lord 😱

  • @Kuryux
    @Kuryux Рік тому

    MBM netdecking today I see

  • @FernandoRamirezGarcia
    @FernandoRamirezGarcia Рік тому

    Ivy missing!

  • @michaeljaubert1325
    @michaeljaubert1325 Рік тому

    I love watching my opponent with six poison counters try to use removal against my rot priest, then I use burgeoning to get another then protect them shore up for the gg

    • @gregorym7588
      @gregorym7588 Рік тому

      yeah youre a bad person (playing solitaire magic is the hallmark of a turd)

  • @InfectedYoshi
    @InfectedYoshi Рік тому

    Why, Why would you do this, i've lost to this combo 2/5 games today already :l

  • @asstromtg9173
    @asstromtg9173 Рік тому

    👍

  • @Pangolinz
    @Pangolinz Рік тому

    Sometime

  • @phyrexian_dude4645
    @phyrexian_dude4645 Рік тому

    New players: "Rot priest its broken, ban plz!"
    Older players: "Its a bit too slow for an Infect deck but poison its poison."

    • @honestabe411
      @honestabe411 Рік тому +1

      It’s not slow in Stardard, brainlet

    • @phyrexian_dude4645
      @phyrexian_dude4645 Рік тому

      @@honestabe411 Compared to infect, its childs play.

    • @honestabe411
      @honestabe411 Рік тому +1

      @@phyrexian_dude4645 is infect in standard? Are turn 3-4 wins considered slow now? Idjit

    • @phyrexian_dude4645
      @phyrexian_dude4645 Рік тому

      @@honestabe411 Oh no, save us from the 3 - 4 turn win... why dont we ban Mono Red Deck while we are at it.

    • @honestabe411
      @honestabe411 Рік тому +1

      @@phyrexian_dude4645 mono red hasn’t been competitive in standard in years

  • @LaosVaeros
    @LaosVaeros Рік тому

    Noice

  • @Grimlock1979
    @Grimlock1979 Рік тому

    Remember the time when the goal of the game was to deal 20 damage?

  • @amindamok
    @amindamok Рік тому

    this is so broken

  • @Steamer-fp1nl
    @Steamer-fp1nl Рік тому

    The fact that a ONE DROP can cause this many problems is just ridiculous. Once enough packs sell I hope to god this gets banned. If it drops on turn one and your opponent doesn’t have removal and you have 2 cmc protection, your opponent is already 3/10 dead if they don’t have non-targeting removal. It’s ability is incredibly strong on its own, especially in the early game. Not only that, but it itself gets toxic, so it will keep adding poison if not dealt with. It offers a way to give poison without even having to land hits, allowing you to start proliferating earlier, and it’s a ONE DROP. And they must have thought it was pretty underpowered with a keyword and an ability that triggers when EITHER PLAYER targets it and both effectively do a proliferatable shock to the opponent for free because they gave it an extra toughness to make sure it works as a cheap token blocker too on those rare cases. Oh and it’s not legendary, so it’s effect stacks because it also happens to trigger when ANY OF YOUR CREATURES ARE TARGETED! Reminder, this can be played on TURN ONE with a FOREST.

  • @charlied8284
    @charlied8284 Рік тому

    Decks have already been running this... you thought of nothing new sir

  • @gregorym7588
    @gregorym7588 Рік тому

    Rotpriest needs to be banned

  • @ahegao4915
    @ahegao4915 Рік тому +2

    Rotpriest was a misttake.

  • @Hawkerra
    @Hawkerra Рік тому

    Gosh, Venerated Rotpriest is so broken...