@Jay RHe is from the netherlands dumbo. He doesnt sound russian and if you check his about page it says neterlands. He has even said a couple that he is from the netherlands.
Lmao can I have a sausage 🤣🤣 love it merp brought a smile to my face really needed it I've had covid for over a week still kicking my ass , always entertaining keep em coming
Lmao I died when the npc in the sports coat was like “are you hurt bad” and merp was like “I think so” knowing full well he just slammed her head into the meat counter 😂😂😂😅🤣
I'm seriously enjoying the Hitman PCVR series myself. Some of the most fun I've had in VR in a long time and I just got to Colorado so I think I'm not even done with the first one yet.
@You mad? I don't want to completely undermine other people's opinions as they bring up some valid issues with it, mainly a good portion of the problems/jank comes from the fact that the IK body of Agent 47 does not follow you around in room scale and so you have to reset position occasionally. Otherwise it's one of my favorite VR titles I've played in 2022 so far, I have now finished all three and savoring doing the challenges soon.
Another Master piece Broski!! I'm always amazed by your imagination to turn these games into awesome storylines! I know the game is hard to work with so I raise my hat to you!
I never laugh at UA-cam videos, has been ages since I found a video actually funny. Just to say mate these videos were both hilarious and great. Keep it up man really like your content. You just gained a new sub🙌🏻
Man everyone of your videos manage to make me laugh consistently ive watched all of these hitman videos and all of them have made me laugh ! Keep up the good work 💪
I missed the vr videos. You merp are the first youtuber that I ever started paying attention to and made sure i never missed a video.Your so damn funny it’s ridiculous i cant wait for the day when i get a pc and hopefully get to meet you somehow in a game❤️❤️.
The ambiguously European accent, the punching of random strangers in the face. I can’t get enough dude ✨👌🏻10/10
this is basically a friendly day in paris
4:13 LOL, best "Yes, but the problem is you don't decide, I'll see you soon"
Been going back and watching everything I missed over the past year and finally caught up to HItman and bro this stuff is hilarious! Keep it up Merp!
@Jay R You know he isnt russian right?
@Jay RHe is from the netherlands dumbo. He doesnt sound russian and if you check his about page it says neterlands. He has even said a couple that he is from the netherlands.
What's the sexy music title at 4:38
“It’s just a prank bro”
The prank:
7:22
😂😂😂
Merp, your VR Hitman stuff is phenomenal!! Can't wait till the next one.
i honestly cannot believe after years of watching you, you have came so far i'm proud of you man keep going.
❤❤❤
1:58 had me dying. You gotta make more!
There is another episode out before this one.. And many more to come!
@@MERPTV Thank God, of we can add it
@@MERPTV 8:40 killed me
MAGIC!!!!
Sopranos moment for sure
😂😂😂
Lmao can I have a sausage 🤣🤣 love it merp brought a smile to my face really needed it I've had covid for over a week still kicking my ass , always entertaining keep em coming
Hey man hope you're good, my little brother he's 5 has COVID and he treated it like it was a normal cold. Hope it isn't to bad for you
Get better bro
Lmao I died when the npc in the sports coat was like “are you hurt bad” and merp was like “I think so” knowing full well he just slammed her head into the meat counter 😂😂😂😅🤣
LOL @5:45. Straight to the point.
I love the moment when you realized you had to go after the explosive golfball moment
I randomly came across this video, it's hilarious 😂😂. I was having a dull day. Thanks for this
Haha thank you for watching man!
More episodes to come! 😁
6:22 Just a minor inconvenience I would say... she is still warm for a couple of minutes you know
Ay yo?!
💀💀💀
1:36 You literally killed me!! 🤣🤣😂
Rest in pepperoni
7:46 funny part man ❤😂😂😂
More videos please! Its so hilarious :D
Thank you dude, many more episodes to come!
When you pushed the lady in the beginning 😂😂😂 I also replayed that part 😂😂😂😂
Just found your channel and I never laughed this hard after just finding someone in a while 😂
8:54 had me dying 😂😂
4:18 killed me 😭😭 this channel is amazing
Holy shit! This is prime UA-cam content! Brings me back to the old UA-cam I remember. I can’t wait to see more of this! Keep up the good work!
8:35 epic moment
This seriously made my day a whole better , you earned a new sub mate , keep up the good work ! And i hope you are doing fine as well
Man I literally cannot FUCKING BREATHE THIS IS FREAKIN' HILARIOUS
I'm seriously enjoying the Hitman PCVR series myself. Some of the most fun I've had in VR in a long time and I just got to Colorado so I think I'm not even done with the first one yet.
Good dude!
@You mad? I don't want to completely undermine other people's opinions as they bring up some valid issues with it, mainly a good portion of the problems/jank comes from the fact that the IK body of Agent 47 does not follow you around in room scale and so you have to reset position occasionally. Otherwise it's one of my favorite VR titles I've played in 2022 so far, I have now finished all three and savoring doing the challenges soon.
"JEHOVA WITNESS" lmao 🤣
4:08 my name is roberto. Random women: "Hi Roberto"
No one cares
Merp: I'm a man! I have needs!
Me: QUICK! BEFORE IT GETS *COLD!*
Another Master piece Broski!! I'm always amazed by your imagination to turn these games into awesome storylines! I know the game is hard to work with so I raise my hat to you!
My man!❤❤❤
I havent laughed this hard in sooo long im seriously crying bro. I really needed this today thank you. PLEASE DO MORE!
Thank you so much! Pinky promise on more episodes!
@@MERPTV Awesome! I'm so excited. I have watched these multiple times already. 😆💙
1:50 is basically the ending to The Departed yoooooo 😭😭
4:52 his snot rocket 💀💀💀
The Golf Ball scene killed me
Lmao me 2! Did not expect him flying like that haha!
7:36 😂😂😂that Double punch was so creative and hilarious
If Trevor Philips was a VR Gamer
Dude the first part alone plus your last hitman video made me a subscriber keep it up bro
Just discovered you today, I just love your content man!
Thank you sir!
4:38😂😂 i‘m dying 😂, keep it up💪
Lol I love VR hitman and you make it humours 😂
Certainly one of the best videos I ve ever watched. Congrats man!
0:55 the music makes it feel like the opening to a romantic comedy or similar
Just found your videos today bro, your dialogue is natural it's phenomenal 🎩great final punch by the way🎩
Soooo good .... loved the magic trick keep up the awesome work and the amazing slapping sounds lol
My man❤❤❤❤
I'm just waiting for them to fix the game before I play it. But you make it look way more fun.
What’s broken about it
@@Asterious_ the game is blurry and there are many glitches
Mine crashes every 10 min. If I use the sniper rifle it crashes too lol.
what vr game is this
@@Hayden-unkown Hitman 3
7:46 lol
I hope you're doing a series on this. You are great to watch when smokin on some kush. You funny AsF mane, keep it up.
Thanks dude! Yes whole series incoming, we got 2 episodes now!
The first 10 seconds, and is already looking for trouble xDDDDDDDD These are the BEST Hitman-videos, I ever seen
i just discovered you like an hour ago, this is my third video and you're easily one of my new favorite youtubers
So hilarious! Cheers man 😁
I never laugh at UA-cam videos, has been ages since I found a video actually funny. Just to say mate these videos were both hilarious and great. Keep it up man really like your content. You just gained a new sub🙌🏻
1:50 this some shit out of a movie
bro this is hilarious make this a series keep it up man!
Thank you man, means a lot!
Mom can we hire a Hitman?
Mom: We already hired a Hitman.
The Hitman:
7:41 LMAO!
Just discovered your channel and have been watching so many of your videos! I usually don’t like VR content but your commentary is so hilarious.
1:40 door bell to opening door.. died from laughter. Rip
I’m so glad I found this channel 🤣🤣. Makes my day so much better!
Thank you so much man!
@@MERPTV keep up the amazing work bro!
ONWARD :: YOU JUST UNLEASHED HELL! (HTC VIVE) - UA-cam Merp this still remains your most SAVAGE Video imo. Love the content always!
The bit with the character playing golf is hilarious, that bit of the video might be worn out laughing so much my cheeks hurt from it
Only just discovered your channel man made my me laugh keep it up
All you wanted was a sausage and then the man had to run off like he's never seen a woman get decked before.
I like how merp wants to go to town with every lady he sees in the whole entire virtual reality games 😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Dude, your video is so much fun to watch, like you're playing a boring game you'd make it fun to try it
Thank you!
ahahah to much good laugh thanks Marp great video here ! gj !
watched “assassinations in virtual reality” and now i’m hooked
JEHOVAH WITNESSS!!!
My God I bursted laugh there... This is so damn hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣
Subbed for the Hawaii knock knock joke, I'm still dying laughing 😂
Accidentally stumbled upon this video. I regret nothing. Subscribed man. Laughed so much. 😂😂❤️❤️
Thank you so much!
5:30 that's adriano celentano on the radio
I'm French, I speak a little English... I'm watching you're video and I'm dead laughing in front of...continue !!!!
Yo I laughed through out the whole video 😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you for your time dude!
"Can i have a sausage please" The comedy kills me
BRO!!! You won't believe, but long time didn't laughed like that 🤣🤣🤣 Just made my day. No sorry possible a week 🤣😅 Thanks for the video
The golf part was hilarious it sounded like a gun shot instead of an explosion 😂
Man everyone of your videos manage to make me laugh consistently ive watched all of these hitman videos and all of them have made me laugh ! Keep up the good work 💪
I just started watching you and it helped me with my real grandfather passing away... you have good humor
Bruh.. the interactivity with the NPCs make this godlike!!!!!
0:09😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Shit had me creasing🤣🤣🤣🤣
The intro to this is one of the funniest god damn things I have ever seen.
Hell yeah merp! Awesome! Thank you so much for another hitman vr video I love sapienza that guy who wouldn't die was funny shit man.
Sexy time!
You always do great editing on your videos man the music the sound effects really good job merp
Aww man I just came across your channel and I can't stop laughing. And i've only watched two videos lol. Good material bruh 👏 👏👏
I like the videos you post they are funny I really enjoyed the
never watched a bad video from you, literally 2 minutes into the video and im dying with laughter
This kind of videos are hilarious lmao, keep up the great work!!
The live action Disney style music is awesome.
Hitman + melody from SIMS = FUNNY SHOOTER
Lmao the Sims: Life of a Hitman expansion 🤣
When he went up to the door and knocked and said Jehovah Witness I died
Hahahaha, needed to hold my laugh quiet a bit aswell when recording the scene lmao
I was eating spaghetti and I almost choked😂💀
*smashes her head through the butcher's display glass*
Butcher: "Heyyyyyyy."
😆
merp in the mirror to himself before 'sexy time'
"come on, are you a man or a merp!"
Lmao!🤣
@@MERPTV The fact that mirrors don't work is even better 😂
That is the first time I have heard anyone refer to it as a 'Snot Rocket'. I am dying with laughter her MERP. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Merp! I'm so f****** happy I found your page. Hands down the funniest content on this whole platform in my opinion!
Johava Witness XD
Edit: 2 vids is all it took for me to subscribe bravo sir!
This is what i call content made out of GOLD!
Hahaha ma’am can I go first. She ignores you and you push her into the glass. Hahahaha.
You hurt bad. She's got glass in her face man lol. His accent makes it so much better too.
I missed the vr videos. You merp are the first youtuber that I ever started paying attention to and made sure i never missed a video.Your so damn funny it’s ridiculous i cant wait for the day when i get a pc and hopefully get to meet you somehow in a game❤️❤️.
I LOVE this you push in a back.
Soo crazy 😜 your content are hilarious !! 😂
you win a new French subscriber 🇫🇷
Merci!! 😁
@@MERPTV ahah bien joué 😉
Lady: ima kick your ass
Merp: SMACK
This video must've been the best birthday gift on the planet, thank you for making my ass laugh. :D
Knock knock! Who's there?
Hawaii..
Hawaii who?
Im fine! 🤣
HAHAHA FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT!
1:37 "Jehova witness" had me dead