You know what's an _absolutely hilarious_ way to kill Janus? Make his day by giving him tea, a muffin, get his medical checkup done by his personal medic, give him cigarretes, fix his yard, let him listen to his favorite record, get rid of his personal bodyguard so he can visit his female neighbor, and he'll come out of the house all youthful and happy. But before he comes out put a rake outside of the entrance so he knocks himself out and finally drop him into the sewer. Probably my favorite way of elimination in this map haha
@shell Hey I just thought it was hilarious. Also let's be honest, there's _way worse_ and more gruesome ways to kill your targets in this game. Dropping someone in a manhole is nothing
are we gonna ignore the fact that this guy communicates with the characters ingame and they understand what he says and respond back, very realistic, how r u doing this merptv? [ HOLY I'VE NEVER GOTTEN THIS MANY LIKES, SIUUUUUU]
I know these take you forever to make, I just wanna let you know how much I and everyone else who watches these videos appreciate your hard work to make this amazing series!❤
We just need to get Merp more subscribers and donations. Then he can hire an entire broomcloset to edit his videos and he'll be able to make them quicker and more frequently.
Помню как проходил эту миссию. Мне пришлось залезть на домик на дереве и оттуда найти такую позицию, чтобы я смог устранить как деда, так и вторую цель с помощью своей снайперской винтовки
My mom passed away a couple days ago and I'm so glad merp has been popping up all over my feed. One funny guy. Changes mood at an instant. Much love to you. I know this is an old video but still gold.❤️
Totally love your hilarious Hitman VR vids! Coincidentally i'm playing through the three Hitman games for a few months now on PSVR connected to a PS5, and while it lacks a bit in the graphical fidelity-department of the PC counterpart, it comes closer than you would expect! After watching a few of your vids i knew enough and subbed right away! Keep them coming, man! Groeten van een mede-Nederlander! 😎🤪
This is beyond my expectation I've been playing console game though not particularly vr but believe me or not you've encouraged me to go ahead and try vr games coz they're pretty cool
As someone who has played Hitman VR, these videos are edited so exceptionably well that it makes it seem like the game is actually playable in VR even though it barely is.
@@MERPTV of course man, I can imagine. I played the game myself for probably an hour in VR and got fed up with it. These videos must take a ton of time and effort. Keep up the great work!
dude please keep going on hitman vr videos , believe me your hitman series so much fun and motivates me to have a good day.. do it for every mission on hitman
This is the only VR video series that I genuinely feel like the movements and the voice matches the gameplay. I know VR is meant to put yourself into the game in 1st person but many others still make it feel distant and out of sync. Not you brother, I watch all these videos completely immersed to the fact that you are agent 47 not a guy playing as him. A synical, and derpy agent 47 but a comeic gold nonetheless. I know you put hella work into these videos and you derserve all the praise you'll get. Keep up the good work brother!
THIS is the ONLY channel that really makes me laugh out loud 🤣🤣. The smack on the balls by Janus finished me today. So often exactly my humor... I wish you only the best ✌😉
Thank you MERP, for bringing joy to our lives with your casual --- well --- assassinations... ;) -- but hey, maybe its a dirty job, but someones gotta do it ;)
What NOT to say: "Top of the morning to you miss. That's a NICE ASS!" lol that part killed me 😂 thank you for the hilarious content. Keep pumping out these gems mate ❤️
I thought I grew out of watching people play video games and doing a funny, and then I found your channel. Every video is absolutely hilarious. You are great, dude.
"Alright I think I've seen enough" Merp:"Me to" like a line straight out of a movie. Well done merp! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 great content my friend keep up the great work 👍
Hey MERP, after watching your HIII VR series with lots of joy I decided to get me a Rift S just to play the game. After playing for a while I realized how awful the VR port is then I even uninstalled the game lol. I'm saying this, because with the way you make these videos the game look VERY good dude. You're an amazing man, that requires skills.
Loved it merp! People don't realize recording the video is the easy part. It's what comes after that's tedious and takes alot longer. I just started learning myself. Keep it up my dude 😎
Sorry to break it to you, but Hitman VR is actually pretty disappointing. It's one of the worst VR ports that exist. This channel just uses the game as a platform to create their own videos (he's not doing actual in-game missions here, he just hired voice actors to dub over his footage of walking around)
He played it so much he knows exactly what to say to make it look like the characters can hear and understand what he said.
Genius
Lol ofcourse not. He just recorded his voice over the video.
@@macaroon147 don take the illusion away
@@ramirox6194 he did
@@ramirox6194 sorry
@@macaroon147 Actually most of the footage is real time with me talking back!
I was crying within the first ten seconds of this video. That smack to the back of the cop's head was way too funny
I almost died, all I heard was slap, I thought 47 was dead for sure 💀
Right 😂😂😂
I've had an absolutely god awful week but this definitely helped!! I don't care if your videos are 3 hours or 3 minutes. I will always enjoy them!!!
I agree with this so much. I’ve had such a grim week but this guy keeps me going
Yup merp and let's game it out
Terrible week for me too, this definitely helped.
I'm homeless Right now :) it could always be worse
@@OfficialStreamSagaTv how the hell you watching this vid?
6:28 this made me laugh so hard
Me too 😂
I like how the body just goes limp after the hit
The music went silent too 😂
You know what's an _absolutely hilarious_ way to kill Janus? Make his day by giving him tea, a muffin, get his medical checkup done by his personal medic, give him cigarretes, fix his yard, let him listen to his favorite record, get rid of his personal bodyguard so he can visit his female neighbor, and he'll come out of the house all youthful and happy. But before he comes out put a rake outside of the entrance so he knocks himself out and finally drop him into the sewer. Probably my favorite way of elimination in this map haha
@shell Hey I just thought it was hilarious. Also let's be honest, there's _way worse_ and more gruesome ways to kill your targets in this game. Dropping someone in a manhole is nothing
@@vxxiii4160 I don’t think it was that part that was concerning them…
@@nightzzmixx yeah...
Thats just straight evil not even "Nothing personal" evil just i want to see the world burn evil, damn.
We need to party together.
Damn bro when you slapped the cop on the back you should have said “I like ya cut G” 😂😂😂
are we gonna ignore the fact that this guy communicates with the characters ingame and they understand what he says and respond back, very realistic, how r u doing this merptv?
[ HOLY I'VE NEVER GOTTEN THIS MANY LIKES, SIUUUUUU]
Heavy editing and acting.
@@MERPTV im trying to become a youtuber too, can i have some advice?
Ngl i thought the same lol it was almost unreal with the timing between what he says and the npc responses. Shit felt so immersive 😂
@@SaintDiaz I think it is a voice-over for most of his speech.
Bruh I was really thinking that to
6:15 - A great chiropractor 😂
I see amazing progress on your channel, your hard work and perseverance is finally paying I'm really happy for you, you deserve it.
Really appreciate this message!
God loves yall
The way he killed Janus 😂😂
classic nutcracker
@@Jaybe611 literally
MERP you’re hilarious man you never disappoint thats why im a big fan
God loves yall
What game is this
well im not a big fan
but i am A HUGE FAN
Your mom never disappoints either.
Perfect playing, perfect scenes, perfect chats 🤣
I know these take you forever to make, I just wanna let you know how much I and everyone else who watches these videos appreciate your hard work to make this amazing series!❤
Thank you Broomstick, from now on you'll have a place in my living room instead of the closet.
We just need to get Merp more subscribers and donations. Then he can hire an entire broomcloset to edit his videos and he'll be able to make them quicker and more frequently.
@@MERPTV 🤣
@@IchNachtLiebe if he streams on twitch i will donate he deserves it
God loves yall
Помню как проходил эту миссию. Мне пришлось залезть на домик на дереве и оттуда найти такую позицию, чтобы я смог устранить как деда, так и вторую цель с помощью своей снайперской винтовки
Slapping in that police officer in the back 7:21 that was epic 😂😂😂
My mom passed away a couple days ago and I'm so glad merp has been popping up all over my feed. One funny guy. Changes mood at an instant. Much love to you. I know this is an old video but still gold.❤️
Hope things will become better man, I am sorry for your loss! ❤
Sorry for your loss😢❤🕊️
Sorry for your loss ❤
Womp womp
@@MERPTV I love you bro
Totally love your hilarious Hitman VR vids! Coincidentally i'm playing through the three Hitman games for a few months now on PSVR connected to a PS5, and while it lacks a bit in the graphical fidelity-department of the PC counterpart, it comes closer than you would expect! After watching a few of your vids i knew enough and subbed right away! Keep them coming, man! Groeten van een mede-Nederlander! 😎🤪
Ik waardeer je bericht man! Thank you!
@@MERPTV You're welcome!😉
This is beyond my expectation I've been playing console game though not particularly vr but believe me or not you've encouraged me to go ahead and try vr games coz they're pretty cool
Merk, please release my wife and kids I have the money you wanted.....i miss Jennifer and sam please...
No
Uhhhhhh…💀
Don’t you know what interest is my friend?
As someone who has played Hitman VR, these videos are edited so exceptionably well that it makes it seem like the game is actually playable in VR even though it barely is.
Thank you for noticing, it's been a hell to make em!
@@MERPTV of course man, I can imagine. I played the game myself for probably an hour in VR and got fed up with it. These videos must take a ton of time and effort. Keep up the great work!
when he slapped that police guy on the bench i lost it fml that was so freakin funny i still can't stop laughing xD
As everyone else has said, this stuff is by far your best content. Your quick witted one liners just kill me 😂
The fact that Janus died from a broken pp 💀
Hahaha, old boner!
The smack in the beginning killed me 😂
dude please keep going on hitman vr videos , believe me your hitman series so much fun and motivates me to have a good day.. do it for every mission on hitman
This is the only VR video series that I genuinely feel like the movements and the voice matches the gameplay. I know VR is meant to put yourself into the game in 1st person but many others still make it feel distant and out of sync. Not you brother, I watch all these videos completely immersed to the fact that you are agent 47 not a guy playing as him. A synical, and derpy agent 47 but a comeic gold nonetheless. I know you put hella work into these videos and you derserve all the praise you'll get. Keep up the good work brother!
Love the work man, my 16 year old son is obsessed with your Hitman videos. You just made his day, thanks!!
KEEP IT COMING!!
Cory, tell your son I appreciate him!
That real estate routine was fantastic, that gave me a real action movie vibe.
2:40 lol 😂 Merp , I love you for this
“I think I’ve seen enough”
“ME TOO”
Lmao 🤣
THIS is the ONLY channel that really makes me laugh out loud 🤣🤣. The smack on the balls by Janus finished me today. So often exactly my humor... I wish you only the best ✌😉
6:26 got me cracking🤣😂
I don't know if I imagined it but it seemed like you added an echo to your voice in some rooms, very nice touch if so!
I did! Great that you noticed!
“Sorry I don’t speak taco bell man” 😂
Another great one. Your patience and dedication to these videos are insane man, very very impressive.
I am literally laughing my soul out from that smack on the nuts followed by a flatline 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Glad you liked the edit of the flatline!🤣
@@MERPTV Woop woop Merp is in the house! Best ive seen bro, I was literally crying of laughter😂
@@MERPTV Gonna do some more Alyx btw? Loved those episodes so would love to see more 😄
I am a big VR player.I have not laughed that hard in some time. Enjoyed watching, including the commentary, as much as I do playing!
I had such a shit week this week but man this was so good to watch, it helped. Thank you very much dude
Thank you MERP, for bringing joy to our lives with your casual --- well --- assassinations... ;) -- but hey, maybe its a dirty job, but someones gotta do it ;)
I got you homeslice! 😄
God loves yall
Imagine a real assassin behaving like that. He would probably be the best Hitman in the world and the most difficult to recognize
MerpTv you always bring me happines
That slap in the intro lol probably the quickest non dialogue laugh i ever had. I cant stop rewinding it.
the first few seconds had me dying 😭
What NOT to say: "Top of the morning to you miss. That's a NICE ASS!" lol that part killed me 😂 thank you for the hilarious content. Keep pumping out these gems mate ❤️
I love merptv....his content is always funny and never gets old
the mario death music when you smoked the guy at the end made me crack up lmao
Lmao bruh that slap lmao 🤣
So much little details people are unaware of. Your voice echoing in that house as realtor. Nice!
Thank you dude!
Great video as always! You work hard on your videos and it shows :)
Thank you my friend! ❤
when he slapped the cop in the back of the head i was dying of laughter 🤣
I just found your channel and I absolutely love it. Very funny content. Just what the doctor ordered. I look forward to seeing what comes next 👍
HITMAN ON VR 🔥
The Darth Vader part was too funny! Lol 😆 😂 those little subtleties
Well that's amazing shit on hitman vr you can interact with npc by voice mic. You really nailed it 🤣
You can't, it's all edited.. NPCs don't hear you talk 😅
@@MERPTV well the way you interact with those NPC was entertaining. 😁
I thought I grew out of watching people play video games and doing a funny, and then I found your channel. Every video is absolutely hilarious. You are great, dude.
You know what this video is missing, the subs this deserves.
"I don't speak taco bell man".
had me dead 💀asf 😂
Always a good day when Merp uploads! Your a national treasure ugly man!
That slap at the start just tore me up so badly! xD
Man this channel is soooo entertaining 😂
What part are you referring too?
at 8:27 I just realized Merp voice is changed to reverb when he got into house, making it sounds like he's in the house in the game XD
wait so can the npcs actually hear u??
Wait what.
@@MaleSignskibidi toilet
@@Guy-kl1cherm, what da sigma
I don’t think so
@@isadshadow5134are you fr rizzing my gyatt in Ohio rn?
0:02 I lost it when he slapped him upside his head 😂😂😂😂😂😂. Like I just can’t breathe 🤣
Great work as always, keep em' coming. You make Hitman extremely funny.
"Alright I think I've seen enough"
Merp:"Me to" like a line straight out of a movie. Well done merp! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 great content my friend keep up the great work 👍
Hey MERP, after watching your HIII VR series with lots of joy I decided to get me a Rift S just to play the game. After playing for a while I realized how awful the VR port is then I even uninstalled the game lol. I'm saying this, because with the way you make these videos the game look VERY good dude. You're an amazing man, that requires skills.
I think i speak for everybody when I say that I wouldnt mind these being double the length. amazing!
MERP, you continuously do not disappoint
Yo the attention to detail of changing the reverb on the voiceover to match the size of the room in the game. Fucking awesome shit dude
Glad you notice man!
I genuinely love this guy lol
"I've seen enough"
*Me too.*
That was actually cold, good work mate.
As always Merp never fail to making us laugh❤
Man 😂😂 the first thing when I saw hitman slap that guy right in the back of the head I was cracking up laughing 😂 … “ I like your cut G lol 😂
why nobody talking about the "BIG HOLE" joke?
Now I’m gonna start saying “do you need a pillow with that “ 😂😂😂
Loved it merp! People don't realize recording the video is the easy part. It's what comes after that's tedious and takes alot longer. I just started learning myself. Keep it up my dude 😎
idk why but i loved when he swung hid arms when talking to janus. something id do for sure
I don’t speak Taco Bell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤝🏾
This is one the best youtube videos I have watched in a long time. Editing 10/10.
hello i'm your fan from indonesia 🇮🇩😁
What’s this game
Hitman 3
Its hitman 3 on steam but if u have a vr you can hook that up and play hitman on steam vr
Hit man on your vr
I wonder how Merp was not cancelled yet, "I don't speak taco bell" HAHAHAHAHA
Jesus is king he loves y’all give him your life !!
Dang one year and zero replys? That's sad.
Yes my brother
When I’m older yes.. but not now since I’m still a child
@@thevrvanman9496frrr
Holy moly I never imagined how awesome hitman would be in VR. I might need to get a headset just to play this alone...
Sorry to break it to you, but Hitman VR is actually pretty disappointing. It's one of the worst VR ports that exist. This channel just uses the game as a platform to create their own videos (he's not doing actual in-game missions here, he just hired voice actors to dub over his footage of walking around)
@@mattc9598 what
I was laughing like a maniac the whole time lol
The slap at the beginning😂😂 Now I’m interested
I ve discovered your channel yesterday and have to watch every single video of you because they are 10/10 entertaining :D keep up the good work
Your hitman vids are an absolute joy to watch Merp
Thank you so much Henry!
Mario sound effect had me dying 12:00
My man’s say “I don’t speak Taco Bell” I fell out🤣💀💀💀
“ take it easy take a sisi “ No bubbles hahaha
Dat drentse accent is zo grappig😂
(Thats dutch for: That drents accent is so funny)
Ok. I already know this is gonna be an amazing video if I cracked up on that first slap not even a second in..
That bird just minding their own business
Didn't expect Merp to whack the guy with a sacktap but shit, I guess now I've seen it all.
Damn so crazy from beginning lol, that so
SO YOUr🤣
neato mosquito you're back to being uncensored like when i first subscribed, this is truly the OG content
I completly lost it in the house tour that was fucking neat LMFAO
... Merp the one assassin who always carries a wrench! lol :D
I just discovered this channel, just subscribed! LOL so funny!!!!!!!!
6:30
*AT THIS POINT*
*YOU KNEW…*
I’m eating some custard creams baby 😎