The best under the radar game ever played (Catan)
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- Опубліковано 9 вер 2024
- Play online on Colonist: colonist.io
Sips: / sips_
MALF: / michaelalfox
Kory: / flackblag
After our friendship didn't end from Monopoly we figured it was time to take the next step and play Catan, the ultimate game of variance and trade. Check it out!
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the out of nowhere Jerry Seinfeld daylight savings bit followed by silence killed me
The way the other three just move on immediately and don't even acknowledge him makes the entire bit
19:31 I'm fucking dying over here bro lmfao
My boys did NL dirty. Like come on, give my man a pity chuckle or something. The worst possible thing you could do is just completely ignore it 😂
The pure embarrassment after the failed Seinfeld joke was palpable.
"What if Gordon Ramsay gave a JOI" followed by an impression of said JOI was not something I expected to hear in this video
As if the worlds' supplies of mind bleach weren't already severely depleted... THINK OF THE ENVIRONMENT, YOU MONSTERS!
the catan spirits have blessed us with a glorious deluge of bricks. let our eyes feast upon this video board game with delight and let our pogs abound.
If only you could eat bricks.
the one time Ryan’s actually winning Malf doesn’t target him
I think it actually goes "the one time Malf doesn't target Ryan, Ryan wins"
Too much joi talk to notice
MALF decided not to be a villain for once and was punished by the gods with no sixes for avoiding his natural role.
I love how nobody noticed Kory playing his Monopoly and getting 0 wood
1:35
Greatest joke I've heard this week
"We've been saving up so much daylight savings, I'm waiting for daylight spendings"
23:15 "They should make an expendables with only cancelled actors"
Daylight spendings? In this economy? I wish
@@Brauay776 I felt that
Topical that daylight savings is probably getting abolished (or permanent, I guess) in the US
Catan is suprising compelling and interesting to watch.
What version of the game is this whenever I look up the game it’s some more realistic version
@@yoshiwaffles6682 It is the Colonist link in the description, I believe.
@@yoshiwaffles6682 Do you mean Catan Universe? It's "free" to play on steam/mobile but is a bit buggy. It does have the expansions, but to be honest, only Seafarers of Catan is actually worth it to spice things up (adding ships and islands to explore is a decent addition, that doesn't detract from the core mechanics). The other, Cities and Knights make the game needlessly more complex (you have to deal with barbarian invasions that can destroy your cities, knights that you can upgrade and move around on the actual board, three more rare resources, city improvements...) and in that, makes the game more dull. Catan is supposed to be a easy to learn gateway boardgame and is perfect as it is. Honestly, board game expansions are very much hit-or-miss in my opionion, some make the game much worse if you use them. If you just want to play Catan, this one (Colonist) is a much better verison.
@@criwall hard disagree, Catan by itself is so much more dull after playing Cities and Knights, adds a lot more decisions to the game so people are less fucked over just by bad luck
@@HQofrandom That's fair, and I do play it from time to time and totally understand that people might see Catan as too simple. I just don't think more choices are necessary a good thing, especially when the core game is simple and easy to learn. Sometimes less is more and if you want complex games there are far better ones than C&K Catan, in the end it's still very much luck of the die.
Let's see how Malf will become the villain in this one
Also NL comparing Hobbs and Shaw to The silmarillion was fucking hilarious
@@kingCrow998 it's true lol if you start with that you would go insane
@@stinkybuttrat I know right? The lore is so deep and complicated and full of so much symbolism! It would be impossible to start at that point in the universe. Hobbs and Shaw is truly a classic
25:00 the phrase lovely jubbly actually came from an advertising campaign in the 1950s for an orange flavored soft drink called "Jubbly"
Glad to hear it. I was suspicious of the claim they made since they say it in Bluey, a show for small children...
@@alexanderkonczal3908 it is worth noting that "lovely jubbly" has also become slang for a really nice pair of tits (i believe most prominently in Australia), but that's not the original source/meaning
*pushes up glasses* - Actually, Vin Diesel was in Tokyo Drift. He did a brief cameo in return for the rights to the Riddick character/franchise.
40:20 when Ryan gets the 2nd 10 in a row, his face is GOLD
30:50 malf's cough really sounds like a Minecraft villager taking damage. someone please tell me they also hear it
Undoubtedly
many people are saying this
8:25 when Malf mansplains Ryan and is wrong 😳
Jerry is going to feel that one in the morning
I’ll say it. There has to be asterisk placed on this victory. Without MALF’s constant role as the villain to pepper nl, this win is nothing more than a mickey mouse ring.
This Catan playlist has become my main source of yt entertainment. We love to see it NL!
I hope catan stays on the channel for a while. I watched a few videos and now I cant stop playing. Daddy Egg killing it once again.
Despite doing all that he could to throw it away, the Egg was just blessed with too many good dice rolls to lose.
Ackshually "MONIICAAAA" is from the original Fast & the Furious (not #2). And Ja Rule says it as he is pass by Paul Walker, not as he is about to crash.
Control the brick, control the board. The brick must flow.
The “Death on the Nile” comment killed me, ya HATE to see it🤣
Keep up the Catan content, making me want to play myself!
NL didn’t wanna spoil that Vin Diesel is in fact in Tokyo Drift
Good on Malf for not slobbing on Sips' knob this game. People really can change.
I remember watching you from XCOM: Enemy Unknown. You're still awesome as ever, bro.
I love how none of them change their names in game
What if Catan, but after every round of rolling there was a Mario party style minigame
The double ‘what’ after the Seinfeld bit absolutely kills me
The St. Louis region's port system is the second-largest inland port system in the United States.
I saw the vibrant warm colors of the Catan board in my recommended, and I pogged. I pogged a simple, good pog.
Watching NL play this has gotten me to play it. And we have similar play styles. Fly under the radar, get some DC points without anyone knowing, and get some lucky rolls to steamroll towards the end
I watched this while i was falling asleep and I had this weird dream that was like a cross between being a village manager in this game and then elden ring where i was being summoned to fight other settlements.
Brain weird.
learning JOI meaning and then NL doing a terminator version was bloody perfection
I'm baffled that the comments are not filled with Ryans choice of road building. Like I'm loosing my mind here.
In the hospital watching this and they started talking about joi real loud
Maybe it's just weird people around me but I've heard from at least a few people that Tokyo Drift is actually their favourite Fast and Furious movie.
No, it's definitively one of the GREATEST - if not, the greatest - FF movie of the whole series.
Mind you, I've only seen up to Fast Five but Tokyo Drift completely changed stunt driving. The car scenes in FF 1 & 2 (not talking the blue screen scenes) are BOOORING and stale as fuck. So many fast, tight turns that would've looked sooo much better with slides
Vin Diesel was in Tokyo Drift, btw. He had a cameo at the end of the movie.
Great content! and Malf screw chat just be yourself and have fun man much better to see you all natural together the banter is the best part 😁
Having knowledge of catan and watching this gameplay is interesting, but it is also frustrating at the same time because of the plays that they make
T1000 instructions: Come with me if you want to live.
Lets fuckin goooo
Nice first comment.
Do you know what version of the game this is I can’t find this version
Vin Diesel was in Tokyo drift at the end and challenges Sean
Extremely blessed upload.
If anyone decides to play this if you're a new player you want to play Fast speed. Very Fast is basically for experts or just no trading. Only sucks if someone is slow with their turns, but not having time to trade sucks when getting into the game.
the fact that NL didn't bee line the sheep port and still won has me shook
Respect for the historical XCOM memes in the game chat
YESSS MORE CATAN GOD I LOVE YOU RYAN
What version of Catan is this where can I find it
@@yoshiwaffles6682 google colonist io
42:50 he could have won if he took longest road, and built a settlement…almost?
I was also looking for how he could have won on that turn, but I think he was just a little bit short. His best chance was to play the knight, if he stole anything except an ore, he had the win.
Vin Diesel did appear in Tokyo Drift for maybe 10 seconds at the end of the movie. He came to race in Japan because Han was part of his family.
I like the episode where they talked about joi for a loooong time
Oh my god you are with sips. I love that ol bastard!
32:40 Why did he build that road there, what did it accomplish?
Masterfully trolling the audience.
I stopped watching after that throw 🤮
@@eltyo340 jokes on you he won
@@cannonluxa3003 shieeet I played myself, but he should not have won that one
I thought it was 'inspiration'. Thank you for the education!
14:23 I'm fucking dead
Loki had a medkit.
Being from missouri, I had no idea what he was trying to say until St.Louis
Y'all were really killing me with the JOI bits, and I'm a little upset with myself that my humor is that juvenile.
omg my laptop was on 69% during that bit about fortuitous 69s.
i just want to say i laughed at both Seinfeld jokes. even IF the first one made no sense that doesnt mean it wasn’t good!
Uhm actually Ryan, Vin Diesel was in Tokyo Drift. He made an appearance at the end
Von Diesel was in Tokyo Drift in the Ending Scene!!
Big decisive win, congratulations Lion
Thaat was a very fun one! - distract Malf with conversation in the future as well +
Vin Diesel was in Tokyo Drift at the very end of the movie in a short cameo of about a minute
Once when I worked at a grocery store I caught a guy climbing into the dumpster. He asked me if he could have the chicken in there. Dude was wearing dress clothes too, including some really nice shoes.
Well he hasnt eaten it, maybe it is for the dogs?
it's called being frugal
I wonder if Ryan really thinks that Jubilee is pronounced jubly lol
Even if he's 100% joking, it was driving me NUTS.
Sips' Monaco did not work at all lmao
gg nice tutorial gameplay
YES. Please more catan content
Love the catan videos
Pretty sure vin diesel was In Tokyo drift. He was at the very end before the credits.
he was in Tokyo Drift at the very end
The pogs must flow
Loving the catan
Shoulda never smoked that shit now I'm watching Little Nicky JOI
Should have taken the deal with green to block off blue, that would have ensured you a spot at the 6 grain 🙂
Catan is actually a board game
NL’s patter is first class
Oh yes!
Loving that Catan content, you could have won way easier if you just went for longest road tho
Oh some classic NL banter niiiiiiiiice.
We need more Catan NL
8 5 10 looks really solid, u might get the 2 4 9 on the way back!
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What version of the game is this???? When I look it up on steam or the App Store some more realistic version pops up where is this less realistic version I like it more. If someone could tell me
Check the video description it's the first link
Check description
18:25 terrible take. let's just change the clocks by 30 minutes and keep it there
Loved this but Stanz needs to be your fourth some day
Malf was right about NL killing it for once
Shorts are comfy and easy to wear
Hearing everyone just talking about different JOIs out of nowhere was so jarring lmao
Should have gone for the sheep port first?
I play this game way to much with my family who lives across the country
Lets actually go
NL 11 wheat, 9 sheep, 4 rock would of been better for you.
I dislocated my shoulder last year
I did not just pop back in ;(
YESSSSS, love it!
Weirdly, I hate playing Monopoly, I hate playing Catan, they are pretty much my least favourite board games to play, but somehow, I love watching both on this channel
Hey nl, could you tell me how exagerated are the rumors about the death of "react court"?
I'm so confused by what he's doing.