That happened to me almost every time Goofy said it too And when I WAS looking for them Goofy wouldn’t help me But for some reason whenever Sora said it I usually found them AFTER I already saw them😅
Well you see, you just gotta go into the custom menu, and make it so donald never uses his attacks, and set his heal priority to max. Then he will always heal you so long as you at the very least stub your toe...
You need to understand the full story of the X series. Including KH X Chi which is the original Web browser game for the X series. The story of that is actually different. Well it's the same but takes plays before Unchained X. Its board to explain but there are bodies on youtube about it. Just search KH X full story or something and you'll find it
Did you customize Donald? Because his healing is acctually pretty good at default in 1.5 I never customize him, but in case you having problems try putting immediately on suport Magic.
@@fademario2000 I did but I had to make him completely useless in battle. Thus he sits back and heals while me and goofy do the work. He wasted too much mp.
Carlos Guzman you know, I honestly don’t think the timeline is that hard for Fate. Just remember multiverse theory and you are good. Its the inner workings of it’s magic that are confusing as Hell, specifically the magic explanations used in Case Files.
@@Carlisho except that keef is actually a gamer. Gigguk is such a fraud.Can't believe i took shonen advices from someone that didn't watch Full metal alchemist
He is Sora’s nobody. He also inherits the appearance of a kid named Ventus. Ven being someone who Sora saved in the past. That allowed the 2 to be connected, and thus why Roxas looks the way he does. Same can be said for Vanitas as to why he looks like Sora.
@ahmpire It was stated in KH2’s secret reports that Namine was simply a “special” nobody. Cuz while she is Kairi’s nobody, she was actually created within Sora’s heart (when he stabbed himself back in Kingdom hearts 1). That special situation she’s in is also what allowed her to control the power of memories, Sora’s memories specifically. However, this explanation is way too broad for my liking and I’m inclined to believe there’s something more to it. I genuinely believe this is something that will be further explained in a future KH game. Because your right, despite similarities, Namine doesn’t look like Kairi at all.
@@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE That's correct. Also she's a princess of heart, which explains the special powers she has and could possibly explain her having blonde hair instead of red. Since Kairi is pure of heart, and therefore wouldn't be able to turn into a heartless.
"Donald, I am DYING!" "This might actually be the most convoluted game I have ever played." "Donald finally healed me... AND I WAS AT FULL HEALTH!!!" Three of the truest statements I've ever heard 😂
@soge To be fair, it’s downright impossible to understand the story of Kingdom hearts in its entirety considering it’s not even finished. Every game has ended open ended in many different ways, as well as leaving us with unanswered questions that will get answered in future games. Some of which have been given an answer. Kingdom hearts since it’s beginning back in 2002 has a story that is constantly continuing with every new release. One reason why it’s important to play all of the games. Overall tho, I understand the story myself. The things that have been resolved at least.
The reason why I love this series is because my music teacher teacher introduced it to me a long time ago when she was probably one of the only friends I had and we were always excited about the possibility of kingdom hearts 3 coming out, unfortunately due to health complications she passed any several years ago so this series has always been a representation of my friendship with her and how that connection will never die, and the fact that I can now play and beat kh3 today is so meaningful to me. Anna I'm happy you were there for me when I was probably at my saddest times and I'm happy I finally got to see a conclusion to a story that we loved.
0:17 Bitch please, I played KH1 Final Mix, the original Chain of Memories on GBA, Re:Chain of Memories, KH2 Final Mix, 358/2 Days, BBS Final Mix, Re:Coded, DDD on 3DS, DDD HD, 0.2, watched all cutscenes of Union Cross and Back Cover, KH3 and Re:Mind all individually, literally EVERY SINGLE game in the franchise, and I still have no idea what's going on.
"For years we been told about a Keyblade War and people who died in it. To find out it was people who played on mobile the whole time." This game is deep.
Me : ok I played the first game is that where the story begins Kingdom hearts fan : this foolish mortal thinks he can understands the complexity of my favorite series
*after gathering the dragon balls and summoned Shenron* Shenron: I am the eternal dragon! Speak your wish and I'll grant it! Me: Shenron, please explain the plot to the Kingdom Hearts series. Shenron: That wish is beyond my power!
@mark as a game overall, I’d go with Kingdom hearts 3. Solely in story, I’d go for Xchi/Union Cross. And solely gameplay, I’d go for KH2. Really tho, I like them all.
Easy: 1 is a being of literal darkness that has no heart and eats the hearts of others. The other is crap that Nomura pulled out of his ass to try and add more content for the game's story
It’s very easy: Heartless usually have yellow eyes and every Unversed have red eyes that are position to that of an emotion. Also if they look like they are made of foil and have no eyes then they are a high or low ranking Nobody.
I’m sorry but I thought re:mind made things sound a lot more sense. Like they explained how Xion came back to you guys, even though that was Already explained in the base game. And yet, your still confused?? 😂😂😂
@@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE Baring in mind that i have not played Re:mind yet and would appreciate no spoilers. The base game didn't explain how Xion came back at all. Last time we say Xion before 3 she was inside Sora's heart with Roxas and Ventus at the end of DDD. Then she just like... turns up in the keyblade graveyard as one of the darkness's? But if that body was a replica, and it had an xehanort hear in it. Then it shouldn't have looked like Xion because Replicas reflect the heart thats in them. Which means (again, without any knowledge of re:mind) that that replica body had to have had Xion's heart in it. So, with only what is in the base game of 3. At some point during the story, Xehanort stole Xion's heart from inside Sora, put it in a replica for no discernable reason, and then... brainwashed her into fighting for evil????
"HA, you didn't play that mobile game that didn't got a lot of attention" me: HA, you mean that Flash browser game released only in Japan which, later died just after releasing the keyblade war episode to be followed up by the mobile version
Which then added more story to the game but the game itself is utter horseshit due to how much you have to spend to complete events like the keyblade war which was in the original flash game
@@MetalMeliodas and let's not forget the addition of stain medals where you get hundreds of fake medals of the medal you want to get attributes and not the medal itself. Oh and who can forget the new pvp system added in a year ago.
@@marquezwilliams9076 you mean the pvp that literally has no use now that the actual meta of the game no longer revolves around sn+ medals that you have to evolve
@dylan And I’m genuinely surprised by that. Like dude, I’m not denying it’s confusing. But you must not have payed attention of you don’t at least understand the overall gist. 😂
@@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE Or the story is not given to the player in any digestable manner and also spread across obscure side games causing confusion to the player and leaving it up to them to make sense whatever the director spews at them whether it involves retcons or just plain bad storytelling. KH is a great game but let's not pretend that it's storytelling is phenomenal. Most people are playing this for the gameplay anyway.
@naje Completely disagreed. The story is easily digestible, just as long as you actually pay attention. The writing is actually really freakin spot on if you do this. Also I feel like people exaggerate how many retcons there are. At least Ives that actually affect the story in major ways. Also the side games aren’t obscure anymore. They are all on ps4 so there’s no excuse. I’m not gonna pretend the story is phenomenal, but it’s a lot better and well written than people give it credit for.
That just means those who didnt understand who terranort was is stupid, especially if they played BBS and for some god unknown reason didnt figure it out from the end battle. They are dumber than Aqua in a sense, "Terra is that you?" Me: he's got white hair so probably NO!
To be honest you can explain the lore without problem. Its just that, like the video shows, people tries to explain every single detail like if all of that were important to understand the series.
"Why is this whole thing about sora?" You ask? Because sora was the only one who wasnt GIVEN a keyblade by another keyblade wielder. The keyblade itself has chosen sora,not the people around him. Thats what KH used to be all about. Now its just nakama-power used as mcguffins.
Honestly I'm sure it's the keyblade he has not where he got it from. If Riku had Sora's keyblade it would be about him seeing as it's the keyblade thousands died to obtain. Though I'm concerned we are both wrong so I'll like anyway.
@@always_serpico yes it did. Riku was actually handed a keyblade by terra. Sora got the keyblade from nothing. You'd think that there would be a lot more keyblade wielders if getting a keyblade was as easy as waiting for someone to fall to darkness. The keyblade went to sora cuz it saw the light in him and actually preferred sora over riku. And once he got the keyblade he was just like riku,entitled to wield one indefinetly.
@@RockinRollerzX yeah but he was never awake. Ventus wasnt even planned when KH1 was being made so I doubt that ventus was the reason sora got the keyblade. And prior to ventus being in soras heart,sora was the one completing ventus' broken heart. Plus,sora would've lost the keyblade again if ventus was truly meant to wield it. And it has been stated multiple times that sora was chosen by the keyblade. Not given to via a ceremony,nor was it passed down,sora got it because the keyblade chose him.
This is the funniest video that I have seen all day! Having never played a Kingdom Hearts game ever since I made it halfway through II I completely relate to the "convoluted" statement. Good job, man!
@karma Umm no. 😂 I’ll admit that I was one of the people who was absolutely infuriated at how Kairi was treated in base KH3. But I personally thought Re:Mind fixed that. All I wanted was Kairi to have a moment to shine. And she got that.
ok, so the "Why is it about Sora" thing actually makes sense, because he was the only one of the three who wasn't handed a keyblade, and he instead had to basically force destiny or the keyblade or kingdom hearts or whatever to notice him and that's how he got the keyblade. that's why it's focused on him, because it makes for more interesting storytelling.
Yes, but no. The reason he could weild a keyblade at all was because of Ventus. Ventus' light was a keyblade master, or getting to that point, by that time. So Sora's eventual initial weilding of it was almost entirely because of Ventus.
@@spark9189 correct. As for why? That's explained in the game too. Sora's heart at the time finally was stronger than Riku's, plus Riku again chose darkness, and the keyblade in question (of unknown origin) went back to Sora. He didn't force anything, he just, at that moment, realized what was most important, and his stronger heart turned the tide.
I honestly love the last question. I wish there was less focus on Sora and a well rounded focus on others. Kinda my issue with KH3. Let's bring in all of the characters you love into one place and they can all have 1 cutscene, but that's it. Sora gets the other 95% of the game. PLUS, Terra was the original chosen one!!!
How to confuse any casual/ new/ other curious fan or person about Kingdom Hearts by trying to explain: -What Nobodies are -Xehanort and his multiple versions of himself -Terranort -Why Goofy says he can see a lucky emblem but can’t find that shit in site -Who Roxas is -Difference between a Heartless and Unverse -Trying to explain why DONALD DOESNT HEAL M- (DEAD)
My friend doesn’t own any KH games, yet he watches stuff like this. He also already knows the lore (even if it’s confusing, he still understands it because his brain is fried).
@do deker Tons of characters arcs were concluded very satisfyingly (while also setting up future ones), villains were resolved, had some of the most epic moments in series history, & the final battle with Xehanort was just awesome. I’d argue it’s one of the best finales in any game.
What I hated the most about Donald in KH was even after not relying on him to heal me by just using my own spells and potions, Dude waste a heal on me after I healed myself only to get killed by boss.
All of this is so true! I laughed so much! I love this video thank you so much for a laugh! Needed it! I'm an avid KH fan and I love that we fans can 100% laugh at ourselves. So much fun! Also I'm on the KH2 is the best bus. LOL.
The first keyblade war was fought because the leaders in charge were so busy fighting amongst themselves trying to find a traitor “that never existed” that they decided to jumpstart the end of the world because they thought their master would come back and fix everything for them. You know...idiots. Funny thing about the kingdom hearts franchise it’s complex but not convoluted. It’s not really that difficult to boil all the complex stuff and details into simple bullet points.
i played 1 & 2 then watched compilations of the cinematics from EVERY one of the other games before KH3 came out and i actually understood what was happening. 1 Year later i've forgotten all of it.
You know what's sad? Is that in KH2 they had to make Cure a full party heal just so Donald could finally heal the player more often instead of just heal either Goofy or himself 😂
*Sora:* none of this makes sense to me. *Fandom:* RIGHT?! Oh thank God it's not just me. Also "Does Kairi ever do anything besides be useless?" I felt this. Sora should just drop her ass and go to Riku lol. Soriku endgame.
At least in regard to the Yozora stuff. 😂 It’s got me extremely intrigued and excited regardless. KH1 and KH2’s secret endings have me similar feelings.
@@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE yea I'm fucking hooked. And NOMURA LET SORA REST DAMMIT. Damn that boy has SUFFERED. Not fair lol. Is it cause Nomura had Riku suffer so now Sora has to suffer?!?! Is that it?!
im not sure why it took me so long to actually watch this, but holy shit this is masterful. Keep up the content, ill keep supporting. at 0:49 I began losing it, easily one of the best parts.
I would say *spoiler warning*, but lets be honest, with this game, it wouldnt even matter lol. Still my fav RPG series tho.
✨❤️👋🏻
heres some healing
@@Fox-Inari but he's at full heath!!
Danny and manny oh thats just crazy
I loved a few parts in this dlc so much
*KEEF THIS LOOKS LIKE A GOOD SPOT TO FIND INGREDIENTS!!!!*
"There's a lucky emblem over here"-Goofy
*stares at a wall for 20 minutes*
"Where the hell is it goofy!?!?"
Goofy: "Well I don't think we should tell ya!"
I FELT THIS
This was me in toy box 😂😂
That happened to me almost every time Goofy said it too
And when I WAS looking for them Goofy wouldn’t help me
But for some reason whenever Sora said it I usually found them AFTER I already saw them😅
On the ball chain when I was not ever in that cell
“Donald heal me” - I have never connected with a quote on such a level
I busted out in laughter immediately while flashbacks of needing that heal ran through my head. That was great.
Donald was saving up that mana for a special attack
you have to set him on using healing items immediately, that affects his use of spells
DX yeah but sometimes he still will heal goofy or himself first. Or heal me when my health is basically full
Well you see, you just gotta go into the custom menu, and make it so donald never uses his attacks, and set his heal priority to max. Then he will always heal you so long as you at the very least stub your toe...
*Says he played Kingdom Hearts 1.5, 2.5, and 3 and is still confused*
Me: Well of course it's confusing. You didn't play Kingdom Hearts 2.8
You need to understand the full story of the X series. Including KH X Chi which is the original Web browser game for the X series. The story of that is actually different. Well it's the same but takes plays before Unchained X. Its board to explain but there are bodies on youtube about it. Just search KH X full story or something and you'll find it
You: well I finally played 2.8 but I'm still confused.
Me: of course it's confusing, you didn't play Kingdom hearts 2.9
0.2 really clears things up lol
Eternal Snow Jesus I thought he was kidding!
Or 1
KH in a quote:
“I’m you”
“nO, i’M mE”
*”I’m me he says...”*
wujoud 1999 😂😂
"I am thou. Thou art I"
Is it bad that the majority of character relationships in Kingdom Hearts can be accurately explained with a Persona quote?
ROXASSS
no HE is you, I am me!
wujoud 1999 Maybe I’m the biggest nobody of them all. AGGGGGGGHHHHHHHGHHGGGH
*"DONALD HEAL ME!"*
*"Donald finally healed me... WHEN I WAS AT FULL HHEEEAAAALLLTTHHHH"*
I can confirm this as a 1.5 player
Did you customize Donald?
Because his healing is acctually pretty good at default in 1.5
I never customize him, but in case you having problems try putting immediately on suport Magic.
@@fademario2000 I did but I had to make him completely useless in battle. Thus he sits back and heals while me and goofy do the work. He wasted too much mp.
Donald healed me exactly at the same time as i was healing with potion and magic......EVERYTIME
I felt this so much
I was screaming this is the 2nd phase of the maleficent fight.
Walks into an underground drug ring: “This might be a good spot to find some ingredients”
*"You obtained cocaine* New recipes added to Crafting.
Elijaha White Crocco “Little Chef looks at you with concern.”
*Finds Muriatic Acid, Caustic Soda and Hydrogen Chloride*
Yes thank you Donald. I’m gonna make some blue stuff.
Payday 2, haaaa yes i remember that in kh @@aqua3234
1:15 *This seems like a good spot to find ingredien-*
I felt this.
Bruh 😂😂😂😭😭😭
Oh look Sora! A lucky emblem!
Too funny XD
I die inside went I saw this because it’s truly Annoying if you wanted to play the game first then do the extra stuff later.
Felt every piece 😂😂
This actually proves that Keef knows a lot about kh's lore
Exactly, this video reminds me of Gigguk’s video about the Fates franchise.
Carlos Guzman you know, I honestly don’t think the timeline is that hard for Fate. Just remember multiverse theory and you are good. Its the inner workings of it’s magic that are confusing as Hell, specifically the magic explanations used in Case Files.
@@Carlisho except that keef is actually a gamer. Gigguk is such a fraud.Can't believe i took shonen advices from someone that didn't watch Full metal alchemist
@@dodeker7845 you know that fma or fmab , are not the principal shounen to see , theres dbz , jojo ,One piece and many others , but not fma or fmab.
@@chrono2208 except these shows have a huge amount of episodes . Fmab is maybe not mainstream but still a must watch. Ask nina
“ThiS lOOkS LiKE a GoOd sPOt tO fiNd inGrEdie-“
- this guy, 2020
I was combing the comments for this one lol
That’s it! I’ve come up with a new recipe!
Honestly at this point I'm starting to think Kingdom Hearts has dethroned Metal Gear as the most convoluted video game story line LOL
I can understand metal gear way better then this series. XD. I can tell this series is convoluted and I don't even play it
My friend strangely understands the lore. And he didn’t own any games.
Ever heard of "Blazblue" my guy?
@@zekiel2533 doesnt that make your opinion kind of moot?
Metal Gear = politics.
KH = fantasy politics
Friend: "Who is Roxas"?
Me: "You should probably sit down for this one".
He is Sora’s nobody. He also inherits the appearance of a kid named Ventus. Ven being someone who Sora saved in the past. That allowed the 2 to be connected, and thus why Roxas looks the way he does. Same can be said for Vanitas as to why he looks like Sora.
@@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE Yeah it's really not that hard to understand lol. Honestly, the community really exaggerates how confusing KH is.
@@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE ok, but then why does Kairi's nobody not look like her?
@ahmpire It was stated in KH2’s secret reports that Namine was simply a “special” nobody. Cuz while she is Kairi’s nobody, she was actually created within Sora’s heart (when he stabbed himself back in Kingdom hearts 1). That special situation she’s in is also what allowed her to control the power of memories, Sora’s memories specifically.
However, this explanation is way too broad for my liking and I’m inclined to believe there’s something more to it. I genuinely believe this is something that will be further explained in a future KH game. Because your right, despite similarities, Namine doesn’t look like Kairi at all.
@@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE That's correct. Also she's a princess of heart, which explains the special powers she has and could possibly explain her having blonde hair instead of red. Since Kairi is pure of heart, and therefore wouldn't be able to turn into a heartless.
"DONALD I AM DYING!"
- All Kingdom Hearts Players
Only in KH does this whole sentence makes sense.
I was lucky because donald would heal me but i rarely relied on him for that.
Damn, you been at 420 for months now
Till I learn cure
There is another context where this sentence makes sense. You see th- **coughs up a f*cking lung and dies in a pool of phlegm and blood.**
KH3 is actually a warning about the dangers of time traveling and identity theft.
And to have good insurance. Dont know why characters bring up insurance so much in it lol
IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM
CoRi93 IDENTITY THEFT IS A JOKE, SORA. S U B M I T T O T H E D A R K N E S S
Also, about how you can screw with a bunch of lives throughout multiple points in time and still get to be seen as just a misguided character
@@victorhugocosta1127 and it have a chance to destroy the entire universe unintentionally.
"Donald, I am DYING!"
"This might actually be the most convoluted game I have ever played."
"Donald finally healed me... AND I WAS AT FULL HEALTH!!!"
Three of the truest statements I've ever heard 😂
“I NEED YALL TO UNDERSTAND THAT KINGDOM HEARTS 2 IS THE GREATEST GAME TO EVER EXIST!”
Literally me
Same XD
looks like someone hasn't played The trails/Kiseki series
Same.
I hated 2 with a passion
final fantasy 7
*THIS SEEMS LIKE A GOOD SPOT TO FIND SOME INGREDIENTS*
This part killed me omg
Beat me to it
0:47 The fact that I followed all that makes me proud and sad at the same time.
Right? I was like "How did I catch all that? I understood it easily
Boy that's just crazy
Azure Blackbird same...
@soge To be fair, it’s downright impossible to understand the story of Kingdom hearts in its entirety considering it’s not even finished.
Every game has ended open ended in many different ways, as well as leaving us with unanswered questions that will get answered in future games. Some of which have been given an answer.
Kingdom hearts since it’s beginning back in 2002 has a story that is constantly continuing with every new release. One reason why it’s important to play all of the games.
Overall tho, I understand the story myself. The things that have been resolved at least.
The reason why I love this series is because my music teacher teacher introduced it to me a long time ago when she was probably one of the only friends I had and we were always excited about the possibility of kingdom hearts 3 coming out, unfortunately due to health complications she passed any several years ago so this series has always been a representation of my friendship with her and how that connection will never die, and the fact that I can now play and beat kh3 today is so meaningful to me.
Anna I'm happy you were there for me when I was probably at my saddest times and I'm happy I finally got to see a conclusion to a story that we loved.
0:17
Bitch please, I played KH1 Final Mix, the original Chain of Memories on GBA, Re:Chain of Memories, KH2 Final Mix, 358/2 Days, BBS Final Mix, Re:Coded, DDD on 3DS, DDD HD, 0.2, watched all cutscenes of Union Cross and Back Cover, KH3 and Re:Mind all individually, literally EVERY SINGLE game in the franchise, and I still have no idea what's going on.
“Donald finally healed me... WHEN I WAS ON FULL HEALTH!”
I have a feeling you might be secretly watching me while I play Kingdom Hearts.
Most of the time I end up healing myself the second after Donald heals me lol
Lax C. Same lol
I'm surprised you didn't say "Kingdom Hearts: the series where everyone is either Sora or Xehanort".
But everyone wants to be Ansem.
Or, in Vanitas’ case, Sora AND Xehanort
I felt that one 😭😭😭
There's also 3 Rikus. Who all want to be Riku. BUT THERE XAN BE ONLY ONE.
Alternate title: everybody is good except for Disney villains and people in black coats, until they’re not bad, or they’re mickey
I totally lost it at “this seems like a great spot to find ingredients!”
Also, I’m that guy that says “kingdom hearts 2 is the best one.”
1:22 Thats a WHOLE goddamn fact
That was really deep man
This whole video is wrong. Here's the KH fandom in a nutshell:
"OK I believe you".
Yup p much
"My name spelled backwards is di---
Yep pretty much
This is after you’ve been integrated into the fandom.
U right
0:49 How to tell if you are a Kingdom Hearts fan: you understand this explanation.
True lol
Brooo lmaoo
I'm not a fan but I did understand lol
Yup.
Sad but true
" I AM MIGHTY KEY "
Yes. That is the plot of Kingdom Hearts
1:38 “It’s not that the stories confusing, your just stupid”
I swear to god every time i’ve heard that...
KH1 has a pretty simple and straight forward story lol
moral is y do they keep adding more n more lore....lore is only good if it makes sense,does oh series make sense....hell noooooo lmaooo
Oh it makes sense.
To Nomura.
@@velvet_victor .............................. ok
Garnet Alex
The problem is the retcon Nomura makes in every game
"Donald finally healed me....and I was at full heaaaaalth!!" Brought back some serious PTSD lmao
Lingering will
@@Tedus987 That Fight 😖
@@gokusondbz start up lingering will fight music.
No... no... god no... NO!!!!!!!!!
"For years we been told about a Keyblade War and people who died in it. To find out it was people who played on mobile the whole time." This game is deep.
me: Donald duck is my favorite grumpy character
kh fan: Donald finally healed me... AND I WAS AT FULL HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLTH
Man that made me laugh so much when he screamed that part...
dapper loser When he heals you as SOON AS YOU USE CURAGA!
BULL-
because of this fact i now hate Donald in every Disney movie
@@averytubestudios RIGHT!!!!!!
My advice for understanding Kingdom Hearts story:
Ignore logic, focus on feelings
So Kingdom Hearts, is actually Star Wars?
@@BushinRyuCat it's a shonen
Pedro .Morosini sounds about right
Ok, I believe you.
Just ignore the story, because it's not like you're actually missing anything of quality
*DAB *
Me : ok I played the first game is that where the story begins
Kingdom hearts fan : this foolish mortal thinks he can understands the complexity of my favorite series
I mean there is a prequel but you def should play KH1 first of course.
Oh man. KH1 is just scratching the surface. 😂😂😂
@@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE I need to correct you good sir. KH 1 is felling the itchy spot you need to scratch.
*Do not cite the deep lore to me Xehanort
I was there when it was written*
😆😁
He joking smh
“Why don’t they just make this series about Riku?”
*THANK YOU*
IKR?
No
I mean it kinda technically already is...
Because he's the main character?
Dream Drop Distance doesn't count?
When you play as Kairi in the final battle.
Me: I NEED HE- *gets healed instantly*
Also me: *surprised pikachu face*
You: I need He...
Sora: I got U *activates cura*
Kairi KH3 - Princess syndrome
DLC - bad ass spell casting who uses strike raid in her base combo. WTF???
Sora is a big, simp
Sora knows what it's like to go without.
I felt attacked personally by this and I loved it.
That's because all of us Kingdom Hearts diehards are masochists.
*after gathering the dragon balls and summoned Shenron*
Shenron: I am the eternal dragon! Speak your wish and I'll grant it!
Me: Shenron, please explain the plot to the Kingdom Hearts series.
Shenron: That wish is beyond my power!
As a massive KH fan myself, this is golden. 😂😂😂
Super hyped for the future of the franchise!!!
So many times i went "hell yeah this is me" lol
So what would you consider the best game in the series?
@mark as a game overall, I’d go with Kingdom hearts 3. Solely in story, I’d go for Xchi/Union Cross. And solely gameplay, I’d go for KH2.
Really tho, I like them all.
A random local: what's the difference between a Heartless and a Unversed?
Me: *pulls out chair* take a seat this is going to take a while.
Easy: 1 is a being of literal darkness that has no heart and eats the hearts of others. The other is crap that Nomura pulled out of his ass to try and add more content for the game's story
It’s very easy: Heartless usually have yellow eyes and every Unversed have red eyes that are position to that of an emotion. Also if they look like they are made of foil and have no eyes then they are a high or low ranking Nobody.
One is darkness and the other vanitas baked beans darkness. Roll that Beautiful dark footage
2:16 Sora is special cause he's always in everyones' heart like the pure hearted boy he is
TBH I just focused on the gameplay instead of the story cuz that shit makes Shakespeare plays make sense
I’m sorry but I thought re:mind made things sound a lot more sense.
Like they explained how Xion came back to you guys, even though that was Already explained in the base game. And yet, your still confused?? 😂😂😂
DetectiveBobby...I guess you didn't see the Secret ending
@@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE Baring in mind that i have not played Re:mind yet and would appreciate no spoilers.
The base game didn't explain how Xion came back at all.
Last time we say Xion before 3 she was inside Sora's heart with Roxas and Ventus at the end of DDD.
Then she just like... turns up in the keyblade graveyard as one of the darkness's?
But if that body was a replica, and it had an xehanort hear in it. Then it shouldn't have looked like Xion because Replicas reflect the heart thats in them.
Which means (again, without any knowledge of re:mind) that that replica body had to have had Xion's heart in it.
So, with only what is in the base game of 3.
At some point during the story, Xehanort stole Xion's heart from inside Sora, put it in a replica for no discernable reason, and then... brainwashed her into fighting for evil????
Literally only responding to this to see how the other guy responds to your comment. Lol
Shakespeare is hard to fallow??? Hwhat?!?
How could you forget Xion, the character who everyone who was and wasn't in her game forgot she existed.
Who?
@@meteornome2556 ME
@@No-XIV-Xion Never heard of ya, stop making up characters that never existed. Shame on you.
@@meteornome2556 You'll know me in Limit Cut.
Oh you will know.
@@No-XIV-Xion (That fight was a pain in the ass) 😆
"HA, you didn't play that mobile game that didn't got a lot of attention"
me: HA, you mean that Flash browser game released only in Japan which, later died just after releasing the keyblade war episode to be followed up by the mobile version
Which then added more story to the game but the game itself is utter horseshit due to how much you have to spend to complete events like the keyblade war which was in the original flash game
@@MetalMeliodas and let's not forget the addition of stain medals where you get hundreds of fake medals of the medal you want to get attributes and not the medal itself. Oh and who can forget the new pvp system added in a year ago.
@@marquezwilliams9076 you mean the pvp that literally has no use now that the actual meta of the game no longer revolves around sn+ medals that you have to evolve
What
@@jamtyx4170 the kingdom hearts mobile game Union Cross has essentially useless pvp
"This looks like a good spot to find some ingredients!!" I died laughing my dude.😂😂😂. I had to rewatch that shit.😂
I am a die hard KH fan, so I can confirm that all of this is scarily accurate.
2:26 me after someone explains the entirety of the Kingdom Hearts lore to me
That’s why you gotta take it slow and not devour it all in one setting. 😂
@@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE a lot of us took this in over a decade and a half and still don't know wtf is going on tbh
@dylan And I’m genuinely surprised by that.
Like dude, I’m not denying it’s confusing. But you must not have payed attention of you don’t at least understand the overall gist. 😂
@@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE Or the story is not given to the player in any digestable manner and also spread across obscure side games causing confusion to the player and leaving it up to them to make sense whatever the director spews at them whether it involves retcons or just plain bad storytelling. KH is a great game but let's not pretend that it's storytelling is phenomenal. Most people are playing this for the gameplay anyway.
@naje Completely disagreed. The story is easily digestible, just as long as you actually pay attention. The writing is actually really freakin spot on if you do this. Also I feel like people exaggerate how many retcons there are. At least Ives that actually affect the story in major ways.
Also the side games aren’t obscure anymore. They are all on ps4 so there’s no excuse.
I’m not gonna pretend the story is phenomenal, but it’s a lot better and well written than people give it credit for.
1:15 i wonder what your Neighbours think when they see you lying on the ground and shaking your head in front of a Camera
M. Mirza I do too
The fanbase in a nutshell😂
When he was explaining terranort i died from laughing. Like its simple but to others I could just feel the confusion
That just means those who didnt understand who terranort was is stupid, especially if they played BBS and for some god unknown reason didnt figure it out from the end battle. They are dumber than Aqua in a sense, "Terra is that you?" Me: he's got white hair so probably NO!
“This looks like a good spot to find ingredients!” 😂🤣 I couldn’t stop laughing
"I've played 1.5 2.5 and 3"
Me: keef you forgot 2.8
And 0.2
What do Kingdom Hearts and Metal Gear Solid have in common?
You can‘t explain the story to anyone.
To be honest you can explain the lore without problem. Its just that, like the video shows, people tries to explain every single detail like if all of that were important to understand the series.
Not enough saying "the light" and "the dark/darkness" two to three times every other sentence.
Also -"the heart"
You gotta love when Donald heals you in the middle of when you select the potion and when the potion actually heals you
"Donald, heal me" is something that casual and hard-core fans of the series can all relate to
Look keef, I know I tell my friends all the time to play kingdom hearts 2, don’t remind me of it.
"THIS SEEMS LIKE A GOOD SPOT TO FIND SOME INGREDIENTS!!"
When someone doesn’t understand the plot of Attack on Titan
“It’s not complicated, you’re just stupid!” 😂 😂
that one actually makes sense, KH is retconed to hell and back
wait, but Attack On Titan story aren't that complicated right. It just there is some secret that make us curious to find out.
Kei 06 That’s why you read the manga!
I am content with being stupid for not understanding KH lol
0:49 lmao is this how I sound like when I explain the interrations of Xehanort to mild KH fans?
A normal group of Heartless: *Exists*
Me at Level 99 with the Ultima Keyblade: "Cowabunga it is."
Donald healing me when full health... I felt that lmao
"Why is this whole thing about sora?" You ask? Because sora was the only one who wasnt GIVEN a keyblade by another keyblade wielder. The keyblade itself has chosen sora,not the people around him. Thats what KH used to be all about. Now its just nakama-power used as mcguffins.
Honestly I'm sure it's the keyblade he has not where he got it from. If Riku had Sora's keyblade it would be about him seeing as it's the keyblade thousands died to obtain. Though I'm concerned we are both wrong so I'll like anyway.
The keyblade didn’t choose him, it chose Riku. Sora just got sloppy seconds because Riku’s heart became influenced by darkness.
@@always_serpico yes it did. Riku was actually handed a keyblade by terra. Sora got the keyblade from nothing. You'd think that there would be a lot more keyblade wielders if getting a keyblade was as easy as waiting for someone to fall to darkness.
The keyblade went to sora cuz it saw the light in him and actually preferred sora over riku.
And once he got the keyblade he was just like riku,entitled to wield one indefinetly.
Um didn't ventus' heart inside sora which directly influenced him having a keyblade. I mean he was connected to him before he even had a keyblade.
@@RockinRollerzX yeah but he was never awake.
Ventus wasnt even planned when KH1 was being made so I doubt that ventus was the reason sora got the keyblade.
And prior to ventus being in soras heart,sora was the one completing ventus' broken heart.
Plus,sora would've lost the keyblade again if ventus was truly meant to wield it.
And it has been stated multiple times that sora was chosen by the keyblade. Not given to via a ceremony,nor was it passed down,sora got it because the keyblade chose him.
Friend: "yeah I cant understand this plot"
Me: "you'll get it after doing nothing but digging up lore for a couple years, don't worry"
This is the funniest video that I have seen all day! Having never played a Kingdom Hearts game ever since I made it halfway through II I completely relate to the "convoluted" statement. Good job, man!
Killed me when he went outside to scream, "This looks like a good spot for ingredients!"
Honestly, even though I love Kingdom Hearts...I can't tell you why I love it LMAO.
I think we can all say we got into it for the disney and clickbait ff characters
@@4eyes2killingyou It's probably more of the gameplay and music at this point.
@@KrazyBean14 yeah but then again, I've been playing since 2002
I think the storytelling is definitely wacky asf but visually, musically, and thematically it is quite wonderful and endearing.
@@hemotism1441 the story didnt get wachy until CoM imo. KH1's core plot was pretty straight foward.
As someone who loves kingdom hearts 1 and 2, i can confirm this is true. Btw kairi is slightly more useless than aqua from konosuba. Thats sad.
I wouldn’t call her useless. She just doesn’t have much development, nor screentime.
That’s the problem
@karma Umm no. 😂
I’ll admit that I was one of the people who was absolutely infuriated at how Kairi was treated in base KH3. But I personally thought Re:Mind fixed that.
All I wanted was Kairi to have a moment to shine. And she got that.
I still take both over Sakura.
She did.....If you're willing to a Extra $30 DLC...
@@SuperFusionAJ93 even then shes still useless
"None of this makes sense to me"
~ Zack Martin , Suite life of Zack and Cody
Also Axel throughout all of KH3
@@djsercy5879 lol and also us the ones playing the game
@@timtron123 and me watching my brother play the game
@@djsercy5879 😂😂
Big thumbs up for code vein
Captain Falcon: Yes!
As a kingdom hearts fan I approve this message.
ok, so the "Why is it about Sora" thing actually makes sense, because he was the only one of the three who wasn't handed a keyblade, and he instead had to basically force destiny or the keyblade or kingdom hearts or whatever to notice him and that's how he got the keyblade. that's why it's focused on him, because it makes for more interesting storytelling.
Yes, but no.
The reason he could weild a keyblade at all was because of Ventus. Ventus' light was a keyblade master, or getting to that point, by that time. So Sora's eventual initial weilding of it was almost entirely because of Ventus.
@@Nerketur yes, but sora still was the one to pull the keyblade back to him at the end of kh1
@@spark9189 correct. As for why? That's explained in the game too. Sora's heart at the time finally was stronger than Riku's, plus Riku again chose darkness, and the keyblade in question (of unknown origin) went back to Sora.
He didn't force anything, he just, at that moment, realized what was most important, and his stronger heart turned the tide.
Thank you for this. I was having a pretty bad night but this made me laugh out loud.
@1:15 killed me. I’m dead.
2:11 in bbs ventus at the end of the game joined hearts with sora that's why he can wield a keyblade and what makes him special
This was perfect and I appreciate it.
As a hardcore KH fan I can confirm this is 100% accurate.
They also be like "Sora in smash pleaseee :,("
I honestly love the last question. I wish there was less focus on Sora and a well rounded focus on others. Kinda my issue with KH3. Let's bring in all of the characters you love into one place and they can all have 1 cutscene, but that's it. Sora gets the other 95% of the game. PLUS, Terra was the original chosen one!!!
How to confuse any casual/ new/ other curious fan or person about Kingdom Hearts by trying to explain:
-What Nobodies are
-Xehanort and his multiple versions of himself
-Terranort
-Why Goofy says he can see a lucky emblem but can’t find that shit in site
-Who Roxas is
-Difference between a Heartless and Unverse
-Trying to explain why DONALD DOESNT HEAL M- (DEAD)
My friend doesn’t own any KH games, yet he watches stuff like this. He also already knows the lore (even if it’s confusing, he still understands it because his brain is fried).
Keef: KH2FM is the best game in the series
Me: FACTS
I agree, KH2 is the best, followed by birth by sleep.
Anytime I have to explain kingdom hearts I substitute “hearts” with “souls” and “heartless” with “demons”. Because it’s easier to explain that way.
1:15 I felt that on a spiritual level
Not understanding KH while also wearing a CODE VEIN shirt, now that's some next level comedy
I think what’s worse is Donald healing you...right after you just used your last potion that you were saving for the last phase of a boss fight 😂
I feel like Kingdom Hearts has gotten to Game of Thrones level. Everybody tells me I need to play it but I just never have for some reason
Also it apparently dropped the ball right at the finale...same as GOT lol.
@sageofdorrow No not even close. KH3’s finale was way better than fans of thrones.
You should check it out one day. It’s an awesome series.
@@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE WOW ! How was kh finale any good ? The boss fights were cool but that's all.
@do deker Tons of characters arcs were concluded very satisfyingly (while also setting up future ones), villains were resolved, had some of the most epic moments in series history, & the final battle with Xehanort was just awesome.
I’d argue it’s one of the best finales in any game.
“THIS SEEMS LIKE A GOOD SPOT TO FIND INGREDIENT!”
" Kingdom Hearts DLC, this should explain everything "
Psych!
Awesome video!
Thank God he didn't tried to explain the connection between Fake Ansem, Xemnas, Terra and Xehanort
What I hated the most about Donald in KH was even after not relying on him to heal me by just using my own spells and potions, Dude waste a heal on me after I healed myself only to get killed by boss.
Meanwhile I am over here like: i love the Disney characters. Rapunzel, Beast, Hercules, and Mulan are fun to talk with and fight along side with.
All of this is so true! I laughed so much! I love this video thank you so much for a laugh! Needed it! I'm an avid KH fan and I love that we fans can 100% laugh at ourselves. So much fun! Also I'm on the KH2 is the best bus. LOL.
"Kingdom Hearts 2 is the best game in the series". Instant like
The first keyblade war was fought because the leaders in charge were so busy fighting amongst themselves trying to find a traitor “that never existed” that they decided to jumpstart the end of the world because they thought their master would come back and fix everything for them. You know...idiots.
Funny thing about the kingdom hearts franchise it’s complex but not convoluted. It’s not really that difficult to boil all the complex stuff and details into simple bullet points.
i played 1 & 2 then watched compilations of the cinematics from EVERY one of the other games before KH3 came out and i actually understood what was happening.
1 Year later i've forgotten all of it.
You know what's sad? Is that in KH2 they had to make Cure a full party heal just so Donald could finally heal the player more often instead of just heal either Goofy or himself 😂
*Sora:* none of this makes sense to me.
*Fandom:* RIGHT?! Oh thank God it's not just me.
Also "Does Kairi ever do anything besides be useless?"
I felt this. Sora should just drop her ass and go to Riku lol. Soriku endgame.
At least in regard to the Yozora stuff. 😂
It’s got me extremely intrigued and excited regardless. KH1 and KH2’s secret endings have me similar feelings.
@@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE yea I'm fucking hooked. And NOMURA LET SORA REST DAMMIT. Damn that boy has SUFFERED. Not fair lol. Is it cause Nomura had Riku suffer so now Sora has to suffer?!?! Is that it?!
Why is Soriku more developed than the actual canon ship lol
@@TheCinematicArchives It isnt.
@shadow It isn’t???
Little known fact: Kingdom Hearts II is the best game in the series.
Also, thank you for not finishing that Donald quote! We heard that Way too many times! U cut it off at the end, And I was cracking up!
im not sure why it took me so long to actually watch this, but holy shit this is masterful. Keep up the content, ill keep supporting.
at 0:49 I began losing it, easily one of the best parts.