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- Опубліковано 16 сер 2019
- Asclepias hypoleuca, Monotropa hypopitys, Stevia plummerae, Agave parryi, Boletus rubriceps, Amanita muscaria, Mirabilis longiflora, and more Sky Island Botany
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“And you got down here a thalictrum, which never gets enough appreciation.” Immediately sees pseudocymopterus montanus “Oh wait what’s this?”
I swear he did it on purpose, if not the comedic timing is great
HILL AREAS!!!!
Uh..what? Is this supposed to be a botany inside-joke? And if so, why? Lol
That definitely caught my attention, esp. since I love Thalictrum, esp. fendleri.
Just watched it as I read it and it cracked me up XD
You inspired me to get a library card thanks brother
Excellent😀
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Hippie hut! I've ran in to a couple of those. Make sure all your chakras are where you left them. I heard they like to realign them when you're not looking.
Look away for 5 seconds and boom, amethyst focus crystal raising your frequencies and shit i swear to god
😂😂
A huge assumption and presumption is this world is only 3 dimensional.
Non consensual spiritual chiropractic therapy.
Various essential oils...lol
Ahhh the dreaded and elusive Hippyacea patchoulii
Not gonna lie you're the best background noise whenever I cook
Why would you lie?
Hidden Gem Channel.
Sarcasm thicker than those Pines
This guy is becoming a national treasure with all these quotes. Wish my plant knowledge was on his level.
As an obsolete grandpa I f😁ckin love your channel.
I've only recently become interested in botany and the things around me. You make it pretty fun to learn about. Thanks dude :)
I've been boofing ragweed for about five months now and my anus greatly thanks botany daddy for the advice.
@@15SecNut I don't think that's how you do it lol.
@@aquaticplantsavage6625 Damn I thought the rash was normal.
Those little white spots on that Amanita muscaria are called warts. Specifically universal veil warts. Not all Amanita have them. Some have patches of universal veil tissue. Its a pretty neat genus of fungi. There is one species of Amanita that is not ectomycorrhizal in California.
Thank you for the update/correction. I am obviously a half-assed mycologist 😉.
@@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt but definitely a full-ass botanist.
@@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt always nice to see you include the usually unseen helpers of the plant world. Alan has always freely given me advice on fungi. Dude knows his shit
@@jimeko82 more than helpers.. I just recently learned about how all forests depend entirely on underground mushrooms just to exist (and all the trees of a single species are able to talk to each other and share their nutrients through this fungal network, now called "The Wood Wide Web" lol). And the first plants evolved on earth because of this symbiosis, from the beginning (since all that originally existed were "forests" of giant fungus towers, like Monoliths from the movie "2001")..
Also the egg sack thing is called a volva after the mushroom break through. Universal veil before. I think.
i can't remember the names of my extended family how the hell do u remember all these crazy long ass names of plants?
Same...
finkalo
Well here's a conspiracy theory: He shoots these on his smart phone (which is true).
So first he walks the area he's gonna cover and has an app identify various plants. Maybe making notes on his arm or something. Then back to start of walk, start recording and adlib his way through with color commentary and a plethora of scientific plant names gathered on his walk through. 😂
Could be ya know.... you never see his face which may be reading cliff notes.
He's been learning about plants for 14 years. You can memorise a lot of plant names in 14 years.
Ya, and they're in Latin to boot! The guy is a robot!
@@cluelessbeekeeping1322 But he doesn't realy speak Latin. He learns the names, but then he pronounces them in the English way. No problem, I understand (mostly because of the subtitling)
Nice Pinus! I'll let myself out.........
I'm not a triggered old man but I'm first in line for the massage lol
you can repel them hippies with most any kind of soap. Leave it in the container or wrapper, a lot of them can read.
Go penal colony... soap bar in a tube sock and let the attitude adjustments begin. 🤣
I wonder if mistletoe targets trees that are in decline,,, hmmm best look into it. I've never seen mistletoe on pine trees so that was very interesting. Edit - it's not a factor in host selection. I just learnt a lot by reading a paper on mistletoe. Fun fact - there's a mistletoe that only grows on other mistletoes (epiparasitic).
34:44 .... I honestly thought you were gonna find a hippy in a tree doing a little primal scream therapy or something. XD
There are old amanita shamans of the siberia area, there are pictures of them wearing red and white spotted ceremonial garb, and the implications between Santa's red and white costume and flying reindeer are also pretty interesting
Evidence of hippies. Laughed really hard. Those mushrooms piled up too was a sign of some homo sapien hippie, maybe more closely related to the hippie chimp genome. Oh shit, Tony you have me laughing so hard between the grandpa massage and hippie's. Much needed laughter this morning in the Northeast, thank you very much Tony.
Gorgeous asclepias flower. One of these days I'm going to paint black and burgundy bouquets...and maybe throw in some of those desert hemorrhoids.
Killin it with the titles
Mr. Tony, surely you will be the #1 youtube botanist within a year or less. Love the content, I am striving to become a botanist here in the deep south of Shit Hole, Texas.
“its real nice up here, you just gotta get high”
The Shroompile @16:50 and "Hippy Shelter" at 17:23 could have very well been left by Sasquatch that you may have surprised and made bail into a large Kalmia latifolia. If it were hippies there would have been an empty lotion dispenser, some cigarette butts & an old porno mag in there. In my opinion, it was a bigfoot baby crib used to stash a baby or two in while they roll out & snap some deer necks. Whether you believe it or not, those sons of bitches absolutely positively exist and there's a shitload of 'em living in close proximity to us...
Also, You rule Pimp! I'm becoming a huge admirer of your videos, don't ever change & GOD Bless!✌🐵
We have a mushroom in the UK called Destroying angel (Amanita virosa), every once in a while someone will eat one. I don't know if anyone has ever survived.
I'm amazed by how much diversity you have over there.
Loving this, immediately for the support of the granpas .. they really all need a massage ... totes agreed
Obsolete racist grandpa?!.. Hands down best channel.
Literally 90% of the Republican Party.
Careful Toners. If you're fortunate one day you will be an obsolete grandpa. I don't know where the racism came from. BTW if our climate didn't change this planet would be dead. Things change. Weather cycles change. Not just annually, but over centuries. Remember the last ice age was only 12 thousand years ago, and we're up for another one. I don't get the animosity.
@paul and susan LOL some of the obsolete racist grandpas he was talking about
grow the fuck up, you're both idiots. If the climate changes too fast, guess what, that's BAD, dumb bitches
truth hurts
@@1876Susan He says it in this video, maybe you didn't watch it. He intended it as a joke, as did I. Go find something else to do Susan.
@@1876Susan It's changing much faster than it would do naturally, how do you people still not understand this? Go read some books ffs, we're all at risk due to ignorant people like you.
Hi doggie! Good boy jack
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear one any day. I'd rather one should walk with me than merely tell me the way."
-Edgar Guest, poet(20 Aug 1881-1959)
I love each new upload more and more. Love the longer episodes too! This is absolutely my favorite channel on all of UA-cam. I hope you’re on your way to a million subscribers!
Stoked to see a new video up ... been spitting out some great videos man ...I myself got off the couch today just getting back from the mountains/woods in the Siskiou ... had a great time looking for gold and being with nature... saw some Mentha pulegium /pennyroyal took a cool 10xvideo of its flowers and then smashed it up and put it on my neck, legs and arms to keep the bugs away.
"I kept checking the underbrush for naked hippies stoned on the mushies from the stash back on the rock!"
lol be careful they might get ua
Your videos & attitude on life inspire me.
Mexico is home to the greatest diversity of Pines or Pinus if you like in the world. When you go farther south,seeing them with Tillandsias and sharing the world with great Cycads is incredible.
I grew up watching "Science in Action" on ch9 in the 60's..I remember the episode on Oaxaca seemed like paradise..huge swarms of butterflies and weird tree ferns. One place I always wanted to see more of, or go there.
btw,The Silene and Mirabilis could make great potted fat plants with those tubers. Different.
"I found my thrill on Ericaceae hill." Doesn't have the same pzazz as Blueberry.
These videos are wonderfully relaxing, thank you for sharing your knowledge with the world. They make me wanna study again. 🌻
Wow some great plants and fungi I knew nothing about. Thank you.
love the abundant knowledge and enthusiasm you have thank you
Your videos are very entertaining! Thank you for your channel!
milkweed = butterflies Thanks for the best mix of profanity and a top notch understanding of botany. Enjoyed so much!
For those interested in the sphinx moth, growing tomato plants will help you attract Manduca quinquemaculatus. _Tomato enthusiasts_ despise the larvae.
You mention and show milkweeds fairly frequently so I wish you would mention just how much monarch butterflies need them for food on their migrations. They've been almost eliminated in the Mid-West thanks to industrial agricultural that leaves no natural vegetation. You run across them fairly requently, at least in the Western states and in Mexico. Anyway, great educational videos and I thank you for them. The huge monarch aggtregations that used to accumulate in that special section of Mexico is almost devoid of Monarchs these days, mainly for lack of milkweeds in the U.S. as they try to make it to Canada and (their offspring) on their way back.
I'm stockpiling different kinds of native milkweeds to replant in random spots 🤣
This is a hilarious channel. Great job!
Hilarious and Informative. Reasons I still like YT edit: his quotes at about 37 mins in. Guys speaking truths left n right.
@@jamrep9633 it's crazy how many little life lessons come out of this guys yap
God, that intro was glorious. How have a never found this channel before lol. The mix of knowledge and "wise guy" accent is genius
That pile of sticks may have just been left by kids building a little hut. Doesn't look like they used any cord to tie things together and seemed to only use dead wood so if it gets them out of the house and into nature I'm all for it.
Mistletoe: the politicians of the botanical world.
Indeed
@Laz Arus air kisses, maybe
beautiful monotropa hypopitys.
we have the white monotropa uniflora ones here. fascinating little dudes
Again, thanks for the rant
This is an old video, but I just Wanted to say that the first plant Pseudotsuga menziesii is an invasive tree here in the Netherlands. We planted entire forests of them for mining operations (they crack really loudly before breaking). And now we're stuck with them. I always love seeing plants where they belong!
you’re an amazing person. you make the world have hope. thank you. don’t stop.
A long video today, what a treat for Sunday morning. Nice!
You are a shining light on this Earth, thank you for doing your thing.
i think that shelter was left over from a naked and afraid episode
Didn’t think I’d find Jim Pickens here
40 MINUTE PLANT GUY VIDEO LET’S GO!
This is helping me visualize some of the forested areas throughout the desert in a book I'm reading (Blood Meridian). It's kind of hard to fully imagine if you've never been out west. I'm trying to imagine the Comanches and Apaches in these areas.
Those limestone walls are incredible. Loved watching you identify all the varieties growing from the outcrops.
Always take time to stop and smell the flowers. Thanks for doing these videos.
All the mushroom love in this video left me with a big grin on my face. Great video as always!
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT MUSHROOMS IN NORTH AMERICA check out Mushrooms Demystified by David Arora as it teaches you the defining characteristics and then gives you a flow chart like if gills skip to question 3 if it doesn't have gills, skip to question 18 ect. until it gets to some similar ones that you need to read the descriptions with finer details to determine what it is. It is a great book for finding the general area but only has color pictures of the more popular or edible mushrooms so I suggest combining it with the Audubon Society Field Guide to Mushrooms as it has the highest quantity of color photographs of many more mushrooms but doesn't have a flow chart, great descriptions, lists of common mushrooms that you may mistake a particular mushroom for or recipes. It is still necessary when you look one up in Mushrooms Demystified to then look it up in the Audubon Society Field Guide to compare the pictures and descriptions even if the first one has a color photo. From looking at that I would guess that mushroom is a Suillus Granulatus that is a bit dry. They often grow next to pines after it rains and that brown spore print, yellow pores and brown splotchy top that easily bruises is characteristic of them. One easy way to tell the difference is how slimy the top is, If it is slippery without being soaked completely then it is most likely a Suillus, I'' guessing it rained there 7-10 days ago. Hope to see more mushroom info snuck into these videos, maybe also get some standard field guides so you can identify the animals and insects as well and even if you can't if you can get a good enough view of ot we can start leaving comments like "Suillus Granulatus15:15" and you could pin those to the top of the comments and together we could do an informal survey.
Your channel makes my day!
Your knowledge amazes me and your humor keeps me coming back.
Undoubtedly there were hippies here. I'm glad I found this channel.
Thanks to you I can stop saying things like “there’s some technical term for that, but I can’t remember it” instead of mycoheterotrophy!
I’ve had two occasions this week to do so, with both uniflora and hypopitys.
I think the social commentary is helping the botanical knowledge stick more than the swearing, but I’m not certain. It’s probably best if you keep doing both.
Also, I feel like I’ve seen that red asclepias in the Sedona area before. I think Boynton canyon was the only viable habitat for it in the area that I visited. Maybe I’m crazy and it was a tuberosa. I’ll have to check my photos from that trip.
Great video, as always! Thanks!
You are such a good presenter
This video made me laugh and it made me cry. Thank you for sharing these habitats with us.
Love the longer format!
Holy shit!!! This is a beautiful specimen I’ve been unable to find!!! Silene Laciniata!!! What a show girl!!!! Thanks for the real talk my guy!!! We have a very similar sense of humor but a very different local!! Very interesting!!!
20:02 You missed ripping out that mullein! :P
Love these videos, you've got me ripping out Celastrus and Ailanthus all over the place, and I'm starting some native trees to do some Unauthorized Forestry.
Those Sphinx moths remind me of hummingbirds, those that fly at night are freaky.
I love this. "Tinctures for their ass!" Wasn't allowed to say that when I lectured pre-Meds taking Ethnobotany.
Awesome video
That marabilis looks exactly and I do mean exactly like a four o clock except for the flower pedal is just a little longer
Same family!
Haha, Great film! Love your channel
Just found you. Your a wealth of knowledge. New York humor is a plus.👌🤣
I live in Taos, New Mexico. A beautiful little town around mountains. I don’t know how you decide where to go but it would be a nice place to visit.
Haha Greetings from a hippie dread in the Rim Of The World Sky Island of southern California.
It's mostly unappreciated and over developed like you'd expect but still an awesome place with a lot to see. i've been here my whole life and know it well. if you roll through consider hitting me up for some info and topos. great videos and commentary man, i appreciate them.
If anybody deserves an honorary doctorate, it’s this guy
According to Wikipedia, the white things on the Amanita are remnants of the universal veil, which is a membrane covers the entire mushroom when it is young.
Always glad to watch your posts. You're so fuckin crazy....and brilliant! I learn something new each time. You rock, Tony!!!!
Bigfoot hippies! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😉
I just really wanna go on a hike with ya sometime!
I'm in Ont. Canada, I find it in places nothing else will grow -- Thanks for ALL the info
F#*ing love it brother. Any fellow Chicagoan talking botany, and ripping on hippies is fine by me. Thanks for coming across/waxing poetic on the milkweed, that’s one of the most gorgeous I’ve seen for sure. Seriously though, newly subscribed and super blown away by your channel....later.
Fantastic content brotha. I recently found your channel and haven't watched all your uploads yet. I'm an agave aficionado and want to know if you have any videos focusing on Agavoideae in Sonoran/Mojave/Southern Mexico? Such an amazing and versatile subfamily. Keep up the great work, this shit is excellent.
Holy shit, M. hypopitys! Finds like this is why I keep coming back to this channel.
hippies can make it rain, they have ways...
You’re my new favorite person on the tube
How the hell do you remember all the Latin and common names of all the plants you see? You're amazing Tony! Love your Chicago accent too, feels homey. Like the ruler tat on your finger, great for scale. You're a thoughtful kinda guy.
I did not actually know the pseudotsuga menziesii my name but i did grow up around some nice douglas firs and adams... AND YES I have heard of RAIN you speak about, and its many lesser known forms. Man you are amazing and I cannot regret watching you ever.
"That pain you feel when you hear the truth is your soul trying to re-enter your body." #ClimateChange
I know this is like most of a year late, but the white bits on top of an amanita are usually called a veil remnant, amanitas sprout from little egg-looking things that are covered with a veil that breaks as the mushroom expands, and some bits stay on the cap and dry out into those little white spots. And not all basidiomycetes are the stem/cap configuration, there are stinkhorns, earth stars, some bracket fungi and others. Basidiomycete refers to the structure that produces the spores, in basidiomycota, the spores grow on the end of a basidium, which is a club-like structure on the mushroom gills, as opposed to ascomycete which develops spores in an ascus, which is a sac in the tissue of fungus which has that sort of spongy looking stuff under the cap instead of gills, like a boletus
"Lacinate" means "torn", not "fringed". Same etymology as "laceration", an injury caused by the tearing of flesh. The botanical Latin term for "fringed" is "fimbrate".
fimbriate
@@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt 😂😂
aahhh hahah
love the Milkweeds. the fragrance from the flower’s is incredible. my favorite
Thank you, this Papa will take a massage frrom you...😊
hey man, thanks for rescuing that pup. found your channel because of that vid
The coyote pup died he didn’t take him to the vet
@@pauladeensbuttbutter what
Loving your videos. I’ve been studying botany up here in Washington state. You would love the biodiversity down here
That mountain mahogany is just lovely!
man, you are a great teacher
Umbel is from Latin, and relates to the word for the round ornament on the Legionaire's shield, (which helped attach the hand grip and was also useful for smashing an opponent's face) and in English we more frequently use another derived word: umbilical, pertaining to the belly button. All talking about that dome shape. So, finkalo below, if you take a Latin class, you'll learn a lot of English, besides setting yourself up to have an easier time learning Spanish and botany.
I love this guy sending love from England and your bad language is perfect
Those Amanitas were raspy in that stew . Raccoon got the fear. So we packed up our Hitchcocks and dipped
Half the time when hes rattling off the proper names of these plants I feel like hes just making words up lmao
My latin sucks. I like the common name.
You should look up Asclepias latifolia. It’s a gorgeous milkweed that grows here in the grassland desert areas of the northern Chihuahuan (NM) I’m starting some from seed. They attract pollinators, especially Tarantula Hawks!