I Miss My Wife, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

[@mikeysmith2999]

Her:Did you miss me babe
Me: With every bullet so far

[@King-O-Murrica]

Omg but I been going to bud's gun range and practicing my poor little heart out and even the range officer said I was gettin better and he likes my cowboy style I'm getcha ass one of these days.

[@lokigordon6311]

This is what happens because of 50/50 divorce laws

[@duanerondorf8948]

I heard this at a Trump Rally