Anti-Vaxx Moms Must Be Stopped
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- Опубліковано 6 кві 2019
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Also if you're reading this before 5:13 in the video, headphone warning.
If you're reading this after, I'm terribly sorry. I forgot to add a warning on the video
Okay, idk if you're videos are just quiet or if my phone just doesn't output strong audio but i had this on max volume.
Big oof
I screamed when it happened lmao
Thanks for the warning but I still cant hear from all the blood dripping out of my ears
Thank you for uploading, love
Ow
I was an anti vaxxer once
When I was 6 years old and thought getting a shot was the worst pain a human could experience.
So relatable haha
Scooter🛴 +foot
YOO DID U JUST STUTTER THROUGH TEXT?!!
Am I the only one that wasnt afraid of getting shots?
How do you cut poverty and why did you have to do it in the gym?
Mom: Why is the baby crying so much? He’s 3 years old...
Doctor: He’s unvaccinated and going through a midlife crisis
*1.5
Norway Tracking Also Anti Vaxx mom: THATS SO NOT TRUE DEmMoN GeT oUT oF mY cHiLd’S AnD mY LiFe
Fucking oof
Nah man hes just trying to accept his death.
Lol stages of grief
You can tell Savantics is a real gamer because she reloaded at 30/35 ammo.
I do that a lot in CoD
I reload at 34 heh.
Ya while I reload at 35/35 you noobs got nothing on me
@@zakai-kaz really off my level I do mine at 36/35
I obsessively reload in every game I play.
Karen:look at my healthy non vaccinated child
Her un vaccinated child: *MONATONE SCREAMING*
Her child looks like the terraria calamity perforator hive(look it up, seriously)
Haha! My child is unvaxxed which means he won't get autism.
He'll probably die at 4 years old but like, at least he won't get autism
Yep, even though my child is U N V A X X I N A T E D, he somehow has A U T I S M anyway, those damn filthy doctors must have done it when my back was turned, i will sue them for V A X X I N A T I N G, my child.
And if he lives past that he will die from some other disease.
Raptor Cell my sister is 12 years old and my brother is 4 and they are perfectly healthy and are unvaccinated. I was vaccinated all throughout my life numerous times and I am perfectly healthy. I’m not an anti vaxxer, I just think that it’s preposterous to say dumb shit like all vaccines are bad or that if a kid isn’t vaccinated, they will die. I say let people do what they want with there kids. The government is okay with abortion, so why force parents to get there children vaccinated?
I'd still vax my child even if the chance of it becoming autistic was 50%.
@@Notimportant253 Antivax + antivax = outbreak = death
“Mommy, why am I dying of the B U B O N I C P L A G U E”
powdered water “tim it’s ok hun just eat your spiritual healing stones”
"it's okay Timmy, just use these m a g I c c r y s t a l s."
*"shut up timmy f a c e b o o k c h r i s t i a n m o m s g r o u p s don't lie"*
"It's cause KaThY mCCArThY sAId..."
Because child vaccines are S T I N K E Y
Like Albert Einstein once said "Only two things are infinite, The Universe and human stupidity. Altough I'm not quite sure about The Universe"
Kid next to anti vax kid: *sneezes*
Anti vax kid: awww shi-
If they survived that long to learn half that word they probably got the immune genes. ThE’Ll Be FiNe
Anti vaxx kid: **lives a full live**
Nature: wait, that's illegal
Of a whopping 4 years
What the fuck can be classified as ‘full life’?
*life
K3 Tsunami The laws of natural selection are no longer in their favour. *But like the criminal underworld, something ALWAYS slips through the cracks.*
Coney Island Queen. For an unvaccinated child, around six years
No wonder antivax memes are out dated, non of them live long enough to see current memes
lord red man aye king ginger boy
lord red man xd
lord red man bruh
Nice
LMAO-
People on welfare: *_Sees a Walmart_*
Walmart:
*_STONKS_*
Anti-vaxxers: *_Child turns 3_*
Child Coffin Designers:
*_STONKS_*
Stonks memes:exist
Me:hippity hoppity your name is now my property
Three year old child: *dies*
The grim reaper: *STONKS*
@@r0b0b0t8 danganronpa gang 😳
Funerals: *STONKS*
@@onixduh9554real
My mom is anti-vaxx
I showed this video to her
Now I'm grounded for two weeks
Was it worth it?
Yes.
XD I could imagine your mom screaming "nO YeEtINg YeEt CaUsEs AuTiSm"
Get a sandal-
Walk up slap her in the face and say "you are the most idiotic bullshit human being you assyne 30 minuts of googeling conpars to hundreds of studus it amzines me how foolish you are" she trys yo fhigt you say" do i need to pull up a few long term studys to revert your foolishness"
@@enslavedfunni1330 r/ihadastroke
r/thathappened
Yeah I use essential oils
I’m vaccinated they just smell nice
Chaotic neutral
Same dude
Orange oil 👌
Lemon oil 👌🏾
Lavender oil👌🏽
3:18 finally somebody understands that the Earth is not flat nor round. It's a velociraptor.
Yeah that makes sense it still explains the horizon thing
currently 23:09 at night, "Mommy, why am I dying of the *BUBONIC PLAGUE* "
Woke up my mom, and was questioned of what I was watching.
It’s the middle of the night here and I jumped out of my skin 😅
Lol 😭
Aw vaccinated-word i tapped on 23:09 and now it says 23:09 / 10:24
Anti vaxers: vaccines kill more than diseases ever coul-
Bubonic Plague enters the chat
Spanish Flu enters the chat
Measles enters the chat
Anti vaxers have left the chat
An Anti Vaxxer asked me to prove more people died to SmallPox than vaccines..... that wasnt hard, just took some simple math.
*Anti Vaxxer died on the chat
Smallpox: should we uhhhhhhhhhhh
Measles: nah they get infected anyways
@@21starsinthesky97 its only smallpox
don’t forget polio
Don't apologize. Live your life. We'll be here.
ｔｒｕｅ
So cute
This. Your safety, health, and personal life >>>>>>>> youtube.
This video aged tremendously well.
Like a fine wine.
Now it's dog shit.
I feel stupid but j don't understand so what part aged?
@rats703 it's a joke
@raydenroberts4008 I know but why did the video aged well
I had headphones on and the “bubonic plague” scared me so bad
TFPrime217 ah, same-
🅱⛎🅱🅾♎❕♐
leave them alone, they're just trying to stop overpopulation
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Ok.
And I oop
K! OwO
Me: *wears headphones*
Savantics at 5:13: I'm about to end this man's entire career
b u b o n i c p l a g u e
This bitc. Nearlu busted my eardrum
I played this without headphones at max volume
AT 3:AM
*NOW ALL OF CHINA KNOWS YOU'RE HERE*
fucking o w
Yes my ears are pain
What is the similarity between non-vax kids and dark humor?
They never get old
Antivaxxer: GeT YoUr bRaInWaShEd cHiLdReN AwAy fRoM MiNe”
Provaxxer: Id rather have a “brainwashed” child then a dead one
Two years later and they probably still wonder why their kids don't live past the age of 10.
@@Suzzers no, were wondering why our kids are dieing at the age of 22 from heart failure after getting covid vax
@@elyrienvalkyr8167when has that happened lel
2 things never get old:
Jokes about anti vaxxers
And their kids
lmao
Not their kids it's not their fault.
why their kids? their parents are forcing them with this decision....
So original much wow
@iiKawaii-Chanii 101 oh wait now I just got it......
“Mommy, why am I dying of *T H E B U B O N I C P L A G U E* ??“
5:12
it must be the vaxx people!!
Coronavirus
Plague doctors coming out of their caves with leeches: WHOM HAS CALLED THE BIRD DOCTOR-
How.do you habe 21 subscribers, you dont even post
I'm a anti vax mother and I have 5 beautiful girls
Edit:4 beautiful girls
Edit:3 beautiful girls
Edit: 0 beautiful daughters. They all died of measles.
Nah one died of the *BUBONIC PLAUGE*
You know this is legit when you see the (edited).
Anti vaxers kid: *turns 10*
Kid: this is getting weird. I'm not supposed to exist this long.
The absolute maddads who always seem to go behind the mums' backs to vaccinate their children are the best of bois.
_ye_
Yessss i love them omg
That was my uncle to his kid
Fantastic Vulpine Mine too, I have 2 little cousins (10 and 8) and their mother is anti-vax
So... you gonna take responsibility for their death when they get miocarditus and die of a heart attack at 27?
Cuz... ya know... your stance aged like shit.
Hooking up with anti-vax moms is great because I only pay child support for 8 years instead of 18
Better, only 3 to 4.
@@cheshirecat7819 Maybe 1 or 2 if you're absolutely lucky enough.
Oh god
I beg to differ.
LMAO
First of all, you don't need to apologise for putting your health first. It's 100% ok that you had surgery and couldn't talk. You don't need to pre record videos for us, we can wait.
"Mummy, why am I dying of the *_B U B O N I C P L A G U E_* "
“Well child I think vaccines are toxic and stinky”
This is the first ever comment I’ve ever seen on UA-cam that made me wheeze
3:07
by injured they mean they stuck a needle in them and it hurt lmao
It's not even half as bad as a bee sting.
@@Aqua_Bargus yeah honestly the vast prick new ones they tried to use hurt more then just using a regular needle because they went so fast it caused the prick site to bruise
it hurts pretty bad, but at least it's better than getting a life-threatening disease
stockart whiteman I peed and shidded and cumd
Barely hurts at all compared to things like hitting your ankle with a scooter, or getting an ear piercing.
The funny thing is all the anti vax parents are vaccinated 🙃
The only kind of "injury" I could possibly imagine is the child's arm hurting.
I WAS WEARING HEADPHONES AND ACCIDENTALLY THREW THEM WHEN SHE WENT "Bubonic Plauge"
My wife (karen) took the kids and she told me that she doesn't vaccinated the kids..
Last week I met them🙌🏻
The funeral was very interesting🙏🏿
Caro 3107 wait dad?
Dad I survived
Fantastic Vulpine wAIT son? get back in your room, stop talking to your stinky pro vax dad. you’re getting extra lavender in your room as punishment now!
godly duck nooo
I just got the smell out...
Fantastic Vulpine that’s too bad. that’s more lavender for talking back!
As Albert Einstein once said, "the difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits", videos like these prove that he was right.
YEH
it's all fun and games until your kid gets measles and the bubonic plague, but yes please continue to use your essential oils to protect your kids from life-threatening diseases
No LGBT stands for
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B business
T to defeat the huns
That's "LGTB", not "LGBT".
Wdym that’s totally lgbt dude
@@eathotchipandlie6218 I have heard that one before. Yet it is no less brilliant.
No no
L isa Lisa
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I’m vaccinated and I have Asperger syndrome and I got it from my dad because it is GENETIC not CONTAGIOUS get it through your heads
Btw I know this isn’t the only reason but it’s one reason that is complete bull
Lone Wolf animations i have autism w antivaxx parents and autism doesn’t run in my family. At least they’re ok w me making the decision of vaccinating my future kids...they’re just...worried x’D
It’s something your born with after all, different brain wiring rather than something that just happens, even without a genetic disposition to having it doesn’t mean you can’t be born with it. It doesn’t make someone any less human because they have autism like some antivaxers seem to think
@@serenasongbird how are you still alive?
Same thing here, I'm proudly Aspie and I got vaccinated hundreds of times, and I'm 100% sure that any of those vaccines aren't the cause of my "disorder", BUT if that was the case, i probably won't mind having Asperger's, because, I prefer having Asperger's syndrome and overcome my social and anxiety problems (like most people do) but be heathy than be "normal" and have Malaria and any other preventable disease :-):-):-) (sorry for the bad English it's not my first language 😳😔😔)
Pogchamp
Anti-Vax child: *turns 4*
Nature: *Your free trial of life has ended*
So, is basic responsibility like paying for premium life membership then? XD
@Conor Martin
Dude.
Dude lemme stop u right there.
As a moderately severe asthmatic who's been like this *pretty much since birth,* I can confirm you do not get asthma from vaccines. If anything, vaccines saved my ass the few times I could have fucking died without them.
Karen I’m not gonna vaccinate my child
Child dies at -1
Karen surprised Pikachu face
@@engage999 I'm quite sure that asthma doesn't come from vaccines and is there since birth.
“...the *demonetized* away from me”
On a serious note, PLEASE vaccinate your kids. My brother has cerebral palsy, a disability that prevents development in the muscles and makes the disabled person unable to use fine motor skills even with tons of physical therapy and surgeries. My brother is perfectly healthy other than his disability, and his cerebral palsy isnt even all throughout his body. However he can't cough, so even a common cold is devastating and could cause him to be hospitalized if we can't manually make him cough.
If he got pneumonia, he would probably die. If you guys really care about keeping your loved ones alive, PLEASE VACCINATE
Anti vaxx moms are so happy that one of their kids survive lol
D4RK FR13ND everyone I know who doesn’t vaccinate has survived and hasn’t come close to death due to diseases
@@Javry4real that does not change fact that child needs to vaccinate.
@@Javry4real So the number of people you know is 0, right?
@@Lethargy514 he/she is probbaly staring at screen and make sure he/she is allways alone
@@Javry4real guess you can thank herd immunity for that
I had a stroke when you uploaded this.
Love you Sav.
Edit: No, I’m not alive. My mom didn’t vaccinate me and the last thing she showed me was a minion meme on Facebook.
Are you alive ???
All because of vaccines, REEEEEEEE
Bruh
I think you’re great, Savantics. You re dedicated to help the world and it’s just another Wednesday, covering a huge problem.
“Mommy why am I dying of the BUBONIC PLAGUE”
Me: * heart attack 100 *
*deafness 100*
I fell asleep with this playing in the background, and I nearly died when you said *Bubonic Plague*
Karen: "BETTER A DEAD CHILD THAN AN AUTISTIC ONE"
I hate how people think autism is the worst thing ever
@@wyattcortez8327 agreed
I'm autistic, and I can confirm that this is better than dying.
" mother why am i dying of the bubonic plauge? ", " because you ate a rat "
Anti Vaxxer :
Darwin : Behold, my Stand [Natural Selection] !
BAKANA!?
KONO POWA?!
Karen: E-ENEMY STAND!!
Here before all of the generic anti-vaxx kids jokes.
Anti-vaxx kids die lol
The jokes never get old
Just like anti vaxx kids...
Don't worry these jokes will die off once the anti vaxxers do the same
Welp the outbreaks of the plague happened in 1320, 1620, 1720, 1820, 1920, and welp....
Guess we won’t need to worry bout them anymore-
4:59 You voiced that ABSOLUTELY PERFECTLY.
7:21 The one that hurt the most was the statement about rather having you child be sick (I’m assuming it’s referencing measles with the word “rashes”) than have autism (in the middle left of the pic).
Measles isn’t just a rash. It can cause severe brain damage and even death. And in fact, all of the diseases vaccines are for can cause brain damage and death.
Also, it hurts that people would rather have their child be threatened with death than develop autism, because that dehumanizes people like me who do have the disorder. And there is no evidence that vaccines cause autism, that has been debunked how many times now?
The autism thing stopped after the improved the vaccine in the *90s*
Not today
The literal *90s*
it also completely resets your immune system. so you can die from the common cold or smth
anti vaxx jokes never got old
so do their children
I wrote this joke too
Xd
YESSSS
Oooohh shit😂😂
Damn, that's deep
Yellowstone I mean..it’s true
8:11 - they'll always ask you to prove your claim, yet when someone asks them to prove theirs, they'll always claim they don't need to
My dad: my son is probably leaving things through the glorious site that is UA-cam.
Me: watching people’s antivaxx posts with paladins gameplay
My entire life I have been forced to not take vaccines because my mom is antivax, I'm honestly kind of scared about my future, this isn't a joke btw.
Are you ok?
@@lailauwu5405 I'm fine.
dont worry when you move away you can get vaccinated since thats not her choice after you move out
Get adopted, i recommend it.
I suggest getting updated on your shots once you turn 18, because once you’re not a minor anymore your parents can’t make those decisions for you anymore 👌
It's okay, fam. Take your time with uploading. We won't hold it against you.
"Mommy why am I dying of the
*B U B O N I C P L A U G U E* "
Still dying of laughter from that
1 year later: *antivaxx moms legit edging us closer to the end of humanity*
‘Our Lord and Saviour essential oils’
Karen,Susan and Linda are shook
Edit: Oh my god thank you I didn’t expect to get 37 likes 😂 ik that sounds so sad but thank you :)
Edit 2: 44 likes I’m shook
Lizonzey W my mother is named Susan and she loves essential oils sskksks-
I’m sorr-
*BECOMES PTA SANS* LINDAAAAAAA
Voltron Fan person nO-
@@lw6421 *LINDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
“Demon the *Demonetized* away from my child”
Image being so paranoid that you willingly put your child in danger
Anti vaxx kid: *turns 9*
*Your free trial of life has ended*
Why would I want them to stop when it brings us *quality* content like this
It’s funny how I don’t really remember getting vaccinated that much because it wasn’t that big of a deal, but it hurt a little.
But that is like saying you wouldn’t get a shot from a doctor just because it hurts even though you’re sick.
Antivaxx logic: hmmmmmm, my house is only 97.93% safe... guess I'll be homeless.
Mommy, why am I dying of the
B҉ U҉ B҉ O҉ N҉ I҉ C҉ ҉P҉ L҉ A҉ G҉ U҉ E҉ ?
Our savior has returned
All hail savantics
All hail savantics
I love classic memes/meme formats, but I don't love these pics. These don't even deserve to be called memes. They're just diarrhea.
~ Tass
Do you know what else is diarrhea?
Anti-vax people
@@77wkly Definitely!
Keznen
Thank you for agreeing
@@77wkly No problem
@@77wkly That's what thell end up with soon
“Hey child, since we hate vaxes have some, C O C A I N .
How to get a nuke
1 go to an antivax party
2 cough
3 get a 50 kill streak
4 TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING
**takes notes**
Dont worry, we are still gonna be with you and your channel :)
Polio is so hot... I love living to the age of four ✨💅🏼
Earth is not round, it’s not flat either. It’s skeleton
The only way I live everyday knowing these people exist is by tricking myself into thinking that they're just joking, except they're all very unfunny.
It is interesting that both sides of the political spectrum both have people who hate vaccines. There’s really not a one side is crazy kind of thing.
Every group has crazy people. Every. Single. Group. That's why it's bad to stereotype. People are far too complex for a black-and-white mentality to actually be correct.
*Me about to fall asleep*
This video: BUBONIC PLAUGE
If slavery is bad then why did people own slaves? That's the same logic as the 1st meme
It’s not bad
@@regicideinaction2839 Pretty sure it is
5:14 "Mom why am i dying of the BUBONIC PLAGUE"
At my intermediate, getting vaccinated was compulsory, and if you didn’t get it, the school would call the parents and the student would not be able to attend school until they got it done, or they were kicked out
Mommy why am I dying of the
*B U B O N I C P L A G U E*
Wife on husband's account here. My "favorite" one is the dog-turd cling-on to your shoe type of myth that vaccines cause autism. I am autistic. Even *if* it was true that this could happen, there are definitely worse things than being autistic. Diseases such as polio can have permanent life-long disabling effects including the ability to freaking breathe on your own. Chicken Pox (I've HEARD--not entirely sure) can possibly cause sterility. But somehow being autistic is worse than all that...yes, it does make my life a lot harder but it's definitely preferable to being killed or crippled by an easily preventable disease. Whenever the nurse brought me the clipboard in the hospital after we had our baby to give the Hep B and vitamin injections, she seemed almost hesitant to explain to me what it was as though I was going to tear her head off. As I thumbed through the forms to read them, I noticed that the "I do not consent" line was much bigger and at the top of the page while the "I consent" line was smaller and either toward the middle or bottom. I found this state of affairs to be very sad. Nobody likes taking their baby to the pediatrician knowing that they're going to get poked and cry and maybe feel a little crappy the rest of the day but that can be remedied with extra cuddles, a little infant Tylenol, and some patience. I'd rather deal with than weeks or months of some horrible disease making our blessing miserable. And if she does turn out to be autistic (since now it's apparently in our gene pool), it won't be the end of the world either. I had to navigate the world on my own because I went under the radar. I wasn't a picky eater and I didn't have a lot of meltdowns and don't look the way people think autism looks behaviorally though it's a little worse as I get older and take on more responsibility. I can help my child with all the bad parts as I've been there. If she ends up neurotypical, more power to her and I'll be happy that she's got different challenges than me and won't have her volume cranked up to 11 like I do.
Not that it was necessary, but that was an incredibly good apology and I appreciate how you focused on how to resolve the problem while taking full responsibility without any over emotion. Just incredibly sincere and that struck me.
Glad you’re back! Hope you continue to heal up!
anti-vaxx mom: my child is perfectly fine, i haven't given him a single vaccine!
her child: *Dying of leukemia, the bubonic plague, COVID, whooping cough, swine flu, dysentery, measles, mumps, cholera, and rubella*
3:19 I like how she just called Texas: “yee haw”.
in the formaldihyde argument is also used in anti vaping campaigns to, I found the same reasearch you did when they said do your reasearch
Mommy, why am I dying of the *B U B O N I C P L A G U E*
You know, I’m pro vax 💯and I did my research on vaccines. For example: my parents were worried about mercury so they requested a type of vaccine that had less. I got my flu vaccine and was safe and my parents didn’t feel like they had to worry. Problem solved!!! Also, I feel like anti vaxxers are the people who can’t afford vaccines. :P
5:24 it’s a vicious battle between Rubik’s cube, light bulb, and wooOoooOoOah
9:18 Hey, this reminds me of a person who posted “The word obese is racist”
I’m 13, terrified of needles, and chose to get the vaccine. If it will help the world be better, than I will do what I need to, even if it means I don’t like it 💛
I'm 33, I went worked in the room with people who were struggling to breathe, deluded from lack of oxygen, being ventilated, coughing so much they vomited in the end.
A needle and a bit of a sore arm ain't so bad.
FED
The bubonic plague part was funny but I had my computer speakers ON, not cool
Hearing you read posts like these is kinda soothing. Keep it up!
I love this video! From the hysterical topic, the awesome commentary, to the gameplay (I love, nay, adore Paladins!). Thank you for the content.
Mommy, why am I dying of the *BUBONIC PLAGUE*.
Best laugh I had all week.