Accidentally Inappropriate Phil Lester 2

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  • @fari9422
    @fari9422 5 років тому +1415

    “MEN CAN BE MILKED” IM SOVBING

    • @literalee7142
      @literalee7142 5 років тому +10

      but where is he talking about 👀👀👀👀

    • @tyler1714
      @tyler1714 5 років тому +14

      I read this as he said it and I fucking SCREAMED why, did he say this ahshshshd

    • @catonfire5010
      @catonfire5010 5 років тому +25

      It's very disturbing when you've been in the BDSM community for seven+ years

    • @ai1_nct
      @ai1_nct 5 років тому +16

      **Ryan Ross has left the chat**
      **Brendon Urie has left the chat**

    • @diharaj5358
      @diharaj5358 5 років тому +1

      Well he'd know

  • @mysticaura4705
    @mysticaura4705 5 років тому +2082

    And all this time we thought he was straight huh

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 5 років тому +40

      Oh my God-- I just remembered watching that video yesterday

    • @izzykrd7416
      @izzykrd7416 5 років тому +67

      Tbh no 😂

    • @AnnaJoyce24
      @AnnaJoyce24 5 років тому +110

      I mean, he did say "I like the cock" 3:43

    • @SkeIetor
      @SkeIetor 5 років тому +11

      No. His ex was 3sixty5days so it's been known for a while that he at least wasn't straight

    • @mimiHTcat
      @mimiHTcat 5 років тому +32

      Skeletor no you’re thinking of charlieskies. stephen (3sixty5days) and phil were just friends.

  • @xabijonesx3398
    @xabijonesx3398 5 років тому +402

    My faves are when phil doesn't realise and Dan looks into the camera like he's on the office

  • @rivers0ng
    @rivers0ng 5 років тому +962

    PHILTHY LESTER

  • @danandphiledits7011
    @danandphiledits7011 5 років тому +905

    “Don’t choke me daddy”
    ~Phil lester

  • @awelesszolace
    @awelesszolace 5 років тому +1085

    “I’m getting close Dan”
    *gROANS*

    • @droopymonette
      @droopymonette 5 років тому +6

      Time?

    • @tyler1714
      @tyler1714 5 років тому +12

      @@droopymonette 2:40

    • @insane_girl3372
      @insane_girl3372 5 років тому +6

      Me- EEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK

    • @reilly_17
      @reilly_17 5 років тому +3

      AAAHHH NOOOO!! 😬😖
      (I bet some sick fan has already taken that out of context)

    • @hxneykayla
      @hxneykayla 5 років тому +13

      I’m sorry to be that phannie but that moment hits different now

  • @mollysmith9606
    @mollysmith9606 5 років тому +868

    phil: 3:43
    phil: *comes out*
    us: *surprised pikachu*

    • @-caitlin-1895
      @-caitlin-1895 5 років тому +20

      Molly Smith i snorted

    • @veronicayoung7274
      @veronicayoung7274 5 років тому +23

      I read this comment and went back to see it and heard Phil say “I’m not quite fond of he plant next to it” which just made me think of female flowers 😂 he doesn’t like those

    • @emosoup8505
      @emosoup8505 5 років тому +23

      "I like the cock"
      Us: still think he might be straight
      Phil: comes out
      Us: I wOUld NeVEr HAVe guESsED

    • @kkhomestuck4127
      @kkhomestuck4127 5 років тому +7

      us = everyone but the phandom

    • @k1llyourmind
      @k1llyourmind 5 років тому +2

      Molly Smith profile picture is perfect tbh 👌

  • @nobutheyonyou7990
    @nobutheyonyou7990 5 років тому +356

    «That sounded wrong.» *Two seconds later*. «I’ll be the top of the Snake and you’ll be the bottom of the snake»

  • @froup_
    @froup_ 5 років тому +495

    "let's toss the snake"
    *"I"ll be the bottom"*

    • @tylerjosephsukulele1197
      @tylerjosephsukulele1197 5 років тому +5

      @*g note* your username made me gasp

    • @loveaubreyxo2357
      @loveaubreyxo2357 5 років тому +27

      Lilly Hogan
      didn’t he say i’ll be the top of the snake you’ll be the bottom of the snake

    • @Ghost-qt7st
      @Ghost-qt7st 5 років тому

      loveaubreyxo yeah he did 🤣

    • @loveaubreyxo2357
      @loveaubreyxo2357 5 років тому

      EmøFandøm Trash
      ah, ok, i’m not going insane

  • @_edenfalls
    @_edenfalls 5 років тому +366

    "men can be milked too"
    *pHILIP-*

  • @persil2343
    @persil2343 5 років тому +673

    Dans reaction just makes the entire video, it’s amazing.

    • @jessiecole2218
      @jessiecole2218  5 років тому +26

      I have to include the Dan reactions. They're just the icing on top of the Inappropriate phil cake.

    • @Anni_Mau
      @Anni_Mau 5 років тому +15

      @@jessiecole2218 I feel the "accidental" in the video is rightfully in "". Headcanon for me is that Phil knows exactly what he is doing and does it to get a reaction out of Dan and anyone watching

    • @GBfanatic15
      @GBfanatic15 5 років тому +8

      @@Anni_Mau I feel like it depends...sometimes I say stuff that sounds wrong without realizing until after and sometimes I know exactly what I'm saying XD

    • @persil2343
      @persil2343 5 років тому +2

      Kitty Kat my housemates call it failure to English and they’ve a tally on our chore bored for how many times I fuck up and say/do something inappropriate accidentally. I think the most recent ones were ‘you don’t need to squat to blow’ and ‘I wasn’t on top of him he was on me’ which while being true was not the best way to describe my friend falling on me.

    • @persil2343
      @persil2343 5 років тому +1

      Jessie Cole it’s fabulous, they’re like two naughty school boys.

  • @lisagullstrom946
    @lisagullstrom946 5 років тому +362

    Me: curious
    Me: googles extreme granny
    Me: Shrieks

    • @jessiecole2218
      @jessiecole2218  5 років тому +63

      Well he did tell you not to.

    • @katieg102
      @katieg102 5 років тому +17

      I just googled it and I don’t know why

    • @awelesszolace
      @awelesszolace 5 років тому +14

      ohmygodimscarred

    • @kayleekocherer3722
      @kayleekocherer3722 5 років тому +31

      I think the real question is, why would he know about that??

    • @freminated
      @freminated 5 років тому +31

      @@kayleekocherer3722 Because it's Phil Lester, the one who googles weird and mostly useless stuff

  • @unsaltedtoast
    @unsaltedtoast 5 років тому +372

    I’m sorry but the snake one- like I always forget about it then cry laughing whenever I watch it 😂

    • @amypalooza6934
      @amypalooza6934 5 років тому +5

      "Oooo... what's down here?...." I LITERALLY could not breathe!

  • @gallicagal5782
    @gallicagal5782 5 років тому +106

    We all focused on Dan when the true gay king was right there all along

  • @mollysmith9606
    @mollysmith9606 5 років тому +146

    the OG “this hits different” video before they were even a thing

    • @jessiecole2218
      @jessiecole2218  5 років тому +13

      Hehe. And to think I made this with no idea how it would appear in hindsight.

  • @xXSakuraUchihaXx
    @xXSakuraUchihaXx 5 років тому +117

    I'm crying over "then bob could get the double pancake loving" lmaoooo wtf phil

  • @DeviantKing666
    @DeviantKing666 5 років тому +180

    Who else came here after watching both of their coming out videos

  • @fisher7865
    @fisher7865 5 років тому +25

    0:30 “sausage in the evening kinda guy” makes me die every time

  • @diamondust2054
    @diamondust2054 5 років тому +124

    3:43 tHis hiTs diffErenT

  • @georginastewart8802
    @georginastewart8802 5 років тому +66

    Trying not to cackle in the dead of night was honestly so hard

  • @arthur1428
    @arthur1428 5 років тому +162

    THERES SO MANY

    • @jessiecole2218
      @jessiecole2218  5 років тому +16

      He has a pure heart and a filthy mind.

  • @gabblebabbles2017
    @gabblebabbles2017 5 років тому +67

    I was just sipping on my water and I couldn't contain the laughter. Everything is wet now.

    • @ash-fz3tw
      @ash-fz3tw 5 років тому +10

      Everything?

    • @gabblebabbles2017
      @gabblebabbles2017 5 років тому +8

      @@ash-fz3twE v e r y t h I n g

    • @honeyjar2970
      @honeyjar2970 5 років тому +2

      [Insert Lenny face here]

    • @beepbeep8317
      @beepbeep8317 5 років тому +1

      (That’s what she said) iM SORRy

    • @chaotichoe2759
      @chaotichoe2759 5 років тому

      ew bro I am soaked in ur fucking water spit,
      *DISGUSTANG*

  • @autumnschwiederowski3273
    @autumnschwiederowski3273 5 років тому +230

    1:13 and 3:35...either they have the same sweatshirt or that's just really cute

    • @honeyjar2970
      @honeyjar2970 5 років тому +6

      I made it 69
      I'm so proud

    • @virmaspice4482
      @virmaspice4482 5 років тому +47

      It's one of Phil's merch sweatshirts. They probably have like ten of them

    • @autumnschwiederowski3273
      @autumnschwiederowski3273 5 років тому +3

      know I didn't even think of that. Most likely true but I still liked the idea

    • @saradelvalle6053
      @saradelvalle6053 5 років тому +3

      hello there i would just like to say i appreciate that you like gerard way okay thanks for listening to my ted talk have a good day

  • @freehugs3363
    @freehugs3363 5 років тому +26

    Dans reaction to ‘sausage in the evening kinda guy’ hits differently now

  • @Alana-sj3yj
    @Alana-sj3yj 5 років тому +33

    Phil knows exactly what he's saying

  • @FulfillYourDestiny
    @FulfillYourDestiny 5 років тому +21

    NEW TITLE: "4 minutes of Phil's Inside Jokes."

  • @tianas.6813
    @tianas.6813 5 років тому +20

    i want dan and phil to do innuendo bingo with this

  • @anime.content11
    @anime.content11 6 років тому +41

    Why is this the funniest video I watched this year??

  • @damarisguillen6975
    @damarisguillen6975 5 років тому +13

    The "Dont choke me daddy" fucking got me

  • @victoriaserra789
    @victoriaserra789 5 років тому +96

    3:43 i just

  • @melissajackson8686
    @melissajackson8686 5 років тому +59

    I can’t believe I used to think he was straight I’m disgusted with myself

  • @yeethittter1285
    @yeethittter1285 5 років тому +48

    He's still the purest thing

  • @adrenalinejunkie2740
    @adrenalinejunkie2740 5 років тому +11

    “You’re not advertising the nuts!” “I mean you’re not?!” How were we surprised that this man was a homosexual

  • @mikaelasaragaco3748
    @mikaelasaragaco3748 5 років тому +8

    I should not be watching this in a quiet airport, I can't hold back this much laughter.

    • @jessiecole2218
      @jessiecole2218  5 років тому

      Glad you enjoyed it. I know the laughs are bc of dnp but I hope I added to it with how I put it together.

    • @mikaelasaragaco3748
      @mikaelasaragaco3748 5 років тому

      @@jessiecole2218 thank you for putting it together! Some of the clips back to back just killed me!

  • @jaegersoul2490
    @jaegersoul2490 5 років тому +12

    dan's subtle eyebrow raise at 1:25 is fucking hilarious

  • @lizzienorton5154
    @lizzienorton5154 5 років тому +34

    hits slightly different

  • @honeyjar2970
    @honeyjar2970 5 років тому +24

    The pickle one...
    Every word made it worse

  • @gracelloyd4491
    @gracelloyd4491 6 років тому +74

    This compilation made me smile when I really needed it:) thank you!!!

  • @deadpoetstodd
    @deadpoetstodd 5 років тому +8

    3:13 I love it when dan reacts to phil’s innuendos like this 😂

  • @letswrithe
    @letswrithe 5 років тому +4

    most of this is phil saying something almost normal but dan and all of us making it a euphemism

  • @shishira6986
    @shishira6986 5 років тому +5

    YOU ARE GOING TO HEAVEN FOR THAT END CARD
    THANK YOU!

  • @Noorrjamall
    @Noorrjamall 6 років тому +66

    "Accidentally"

  • @giuliaperrini
    @giuliaperrini 5 років тому +52

    they gay and HITS DIFFERENT

  • @honeybunny894
    @honeybunny894 6 років тому +24

    i love that man so much

  • @asapcrunchy
    @asapcrunchy 5 років тому +10

    i swear...
    literally all the phillies be out there saying “omgsjkdjsksk what a innocent soft bean” but like Phil says some rude shit lmao

  • @tratatat
    @tratatat 5 років тому +2

    I'm so grateful UA-cam decided to show me this now, I haven't laughed this hard in weeks, thank you for this amazing compilation!

  • @lesbiantaika9740
    @lesbiantaika9740 5 років тому +4

    *Dans reactions make these even better*

  • @carriewood3308
    @carriewood3308 4 роки тому +4

    ‘accidentally’

  • @sad-sero7163
    @sad-sero7163 5 років тому +7

    S a u s a g e i n t h e e v e n i n g k i n d a g u y

  • @mcr5truther
    @mcr5truther 4 роки тому +4

    Honestly, it’s just a normal part of Phill now. 😂😂😂 And Dan’s faces are always priceless!

  • @deliriousdrama2.078
    @deliriousdrama2.078 4 роки тому +2

    “Don’t choke me daddy” is the best

  • @cathen7848
    @cathen7848 5 років тому +3

    phil making jokes: "i'Ll bE tOp, YoU'lL bE BoTtoM"

  • @gastapasta1061
    @gastapasta1061 2 роки тому +1

    Holy shit i watched this video back in 2019 and the like I left on it is still there
    Somehow through the magic of the yt algorithm I am back to listen to phil lester being accidentally inappropriate again

  • @black_cherry8445
    @black_cherry8445 4 роки тому +4

    Dan would be great on the office
    He dose the camera thing perfectly 😂

  • @araz1027
    @araz1027 5 років тому +12

    3:44 whoop there it is XD

  • @awkwardlife1855
    @awkwardlife1855 5 років тому +4

    Phil- "men can be milked"
    Me- I mean...you're not wrong

  • @shiroi201
    @shiroi201 5 років тому +23

    The whole video has me howling but especially the "i like the cock" part🤣🤣🤣🤣 with a certain recent vid in mind 😂

    • @adamferguson1064
      @adamferguson1064 5 років тому +2

      shiroi201 At some point he must have just stopped caring... 😂🤣🤣

    • @shiroi201
      @shiroi201 5 років тому +2

      @@adamferguson1064 both of them did stop giving any type of f at one point 😆

  • @rainbowsatan2620
    @rainbowsatan2620 5 років тому +3

    The best part is the disappointment in Dans face after Phil have said it sksksh lol

  • @BraffWaffle
    @BraffWaffle 5 років тому +9

    3:05 There is a drag queen named “Vinegar Strokes” but I was confused. I knew it was dirty but still didn’t get it. Phil helped me without even knowing...

  • @elipie
    @elipie 5 років тому

    This is my favorite video of all time, thank you for blessing us with this

  • @nidhi-nb7ws
    @nidhi-nb7ws 5 років тому +8

    Double pancake lovin sounds like the title of a food porn video

  • @alex123.
    @alex123. 5 років тому +1

    i miss dan and phil games thanks

  • @solarslug3212
    @solarslug3212 5 років тому +1

    THE LAST ONE IM CRYING

  • @anonymous-596
    @anonymous-596 5 років тому

    much love for your citation abilities

  • @lilybear9943
    @lilybear9943 5 років тому +2

    THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY I AM TEARING UP AND MY LAUGHS HAVE TURNED INTO WHEEZES

  • @ery4831
    @ery4831 5 років тому

    Bless you for this masterpiece of a video

  • @paz4888
    @paz4888 5 років тому +1

    “accidentally” indeed

  • @chaoticmothy5670
    @chaoticmothy5670 5 років тому

    “I’m more of a sausage in the evening kind of guy” always fucking gets me sksksk

  • @beckyc.4945
    @beckyc.4945 5 років тому

    Yeah Phil's innuendos are great, but I think Dan's reactions and remarks are even better!

  • @diarlettrose5064
    @diarlettrose5064 5 років тому +1

    I saw this at the top of my recommended and at first I thought they uploaded again. I was wrong and I don't know if I'm happy because this is amazing too or if I'm too sad now because I thought it was them

  • @rubyjackson6861
    @rubyjackson6861 5 років тому

    I needed this

  • @artnerd3727
    @artnerd3727 5 років тому +1

    when he said "i like the cock" i literally hit myself in the face because my immediate reaction was to laugh with my hand in front of my mouth

  • @ashlynwoolsey3294
    @ashlynwoolsey3294 5 років тому +2

    “Accidentally”

  • @MiekeVerwey
    @MiekeVerwey 5 років тому +1

    Phil - "i LiKe ThE cOcK"
    Us in 2019 - ye we know

  • @Cranjis20
    @Cranjis20 4 роки тому +3

    *Some of this was obviously not accidental*

  • @CaptainSoftboy501
    @CaptainSoftboy501 5 років тому +2

    SAUSAGE IN THE EVENING KIND OF GUY
    LOOLLLL

  • @iriscandy6377
    @iriscandy6377 5 років тому

    How the fuck did I convince myself Phil Lester was a straight man for 5 years straight

  • @cr4cknoot779
    @cr4cknoot779 5 років тому +9

    He’s right though.. NEVER GOOGLE EXTREME GRANNY. please. My eyes.

    • @bo1932
      @bo1932 5 років тому

      WHAT IS IT THAT IS SO SCARY

    • @bo1932
      @bo1932 5 років тому

      I just googled it and all I found was granny the game on extreme mode and a grandma on a scooter

  • @theommin
    @theommin 5 років тому +1

    I MISS THEM SOOOOO FUCKING MUCH
    I KIND OF STOPPED REALLY WATCHING THEM RECENTLY SO EVERY TIME I SEE THEM I JUST GET SLAPPED IN THE FACE WITH MMMMIIIISSSSEEEERRRRYYYY

  • @hannahmayo6582
    @hannahmayo6582 3 роки тому +1

    These are amazing 😂😂😂

  • @beth7132
    @beth7132 5 років тому +2

    0:33 ME AND DAN DONE THE EXACT SAME THIBG AHAHHA

  • @sabinajwa
    @sabinajwa 5 років тому +1

    This video is exactly 6 months old today! Kinda

  • @ribbon9187
    @ribbon9187 5 років тому +6

    2:27
    When Phil admits he’s a top

  • @adrenalinejunkie2740
    @adrenalinejunkie2740 5 років тому +2

    Call me the king of moist balls in my head 3:24
    I do alot with my left arm! 3:34
    It’s a lot bigger then i thought i mean it’s a very girthy pickle 3:04
    Ah they’re not part of their body they’re just strap ons 3:09

  • @e.j.carnegie7423
    @e.j.carnegie7423 4 роки тому

    i watched this while eating ramen and noodles came out of my nose from laughing

  • @allison_catherine
    @allison_catherine 4 роки тому +4

    So, r we just gonna gloss over 4:02? 😂

  • @maggiemccauslin1084
    @maggiemccauslin1084 5 років тому +5

    DAN AND PHIL ARE BOTH GAY LET US SCREAM BUT BE PROUD TOGETHER

  • @artsysundae
    @artsysundae 5 років тому +1

    this made my day HAHAHAHS

  • @ivylavenderz6624
    @ivylavenderz6624 4 роки тому +3

    That's my boys😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gabyperez9502
    @gabyperez9502 5 років тому +1

    Time stamping 1:23 because I love this clip

  • @nellwilliams1779
    @nellwilliams1779 4 роки тому +1

    DAN AT 1:26 I CANT

  • @mellimiao
    @mellimiao 5 років тому +2

    my cheeks hurt from smiling too much
    edit: wait--

    • @mellimiao
      @mellimiao 3 роки тому

      @@LucifersLittleDemon666 ohh my dnp phase plsdjdkdsk

  • @user-rx7sq8fd1p
    @user-rx7sq8fd1p 5 років тому +1

    Imagine if phil was named moe

  • @red_nailsss
    @red_nailsss 5 років тому +1

    I'm just thinking if they've ever seen each other naked or not

  • @indi5294
    @indi5294 5 років тому

    I’M GETTING CLOSE DAN

  • @wildelio
    @wildelio 5 років тому

    1:35 I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THAT WTF PHIL

  • @spencer8844
    @spencer8844 4 роки тому +2

    2:33 dans like *no its not*

  • @Millixxxxxx
    @Millixxxxxx 5 років тому +2

    do they wear the same hoodie in 0:59 and 3:20? :D

    • @ava-qr7kj
      @ava-qr7kj 5 років тому

      MonsterSuchti OMGGGG

  • @emerald_digitalis3135
    @emerald_digitalis3135 5 років тому +2

    They are Crowley and Aziraphale

    • @tealkerberus748
      @tealkerberus748 5 років тому +2

      Claire Garner except that Angels, such as Aziraphale, are canonically asexual beings. Which these lads unambiguously are not.

  • @doyalikejazz7253
    @doyalikejazz7253 5 років тому +3

    *Girthy Pickle*