echo I feel like he just doesn’t thing but then the second he says it he realises what he just said and then immediately looks at Dan like “Uhhhh I didn’t mean it like that” but then recently, he just doesn’t care, he’ll talk about whatever he wants, he swore once on camera in one of the more recent videos too, without persuasion and asking from us and Dan, mainly Dan.
echo yeah there are a few where he has straight up subtly made references without thinking and then pretends to be like “hah no I’m innocent, I didn’t mean it like that” but then he actually does mean it like that and but he hadn’t been thinking was just letting words flow.
The one thing I hate about the first clip is that he knew what he was saying and deliberately looked at the camera, and then Phil was just over there being a cute cinnamon roll as always.
I'm prettttttyyyy sure my all time fave is Phil's iconic "I've eaten two cockies" and Dan's embarrassed breakdown that follows as Phil tries to play it off like it's all fine and dandy when it is in fact NOT all fine and dandy wtf Phil
The first clip is so fascinating to me ‘cause it just shows how confident Dan has become over time. He just looks at us dead in the eyes saying: “top or bottom, Phil?” and he shrugs and shakes his head as if to say: “I don’t care, what are you gonna do? Take it out of context? By all means” It’s like the phandom isn’t affecting him as much as it used to, and it makes me happy
7:45 “Do I need to stop filming and have a word with you?” 😆😆😆 Can I die, please 8:27 oh that’s an old video. You see how Dan didn’t realize it immediately. And now when Phil starts speaking Dan already: “don’t-..”
it's also fun seeing these in the light of their coming out... i feel like it makes the jokes funnier and helps understand why they probably find them so funny at the time lmao
I can understand the live streams, but the ones in the videos? They left those in? It always amazes me what they leave in the videos. It makes me wonder what they cut out
Mother has blessed us with the joint content we all needed, compiled into a beautiful concoction of sentences and gestures that are a combination of innocence and far from it. Ironically enough Phil knew what he was doing in half the things he said, he can't hide his innocence too well... ;)
you know I've just realised I desperately want Dan to play the lead in a romantic comedy just so we can present his lanky awkwardness in a way that is more palatable for the public and then watch them fall in love with him
Here’s the thing: Once Phil says it, he knows that it’s bad, but he just has no filter. Dan knows what he’s saying and says it anyway.
Does anyone know where 4:39 is from?
Nova I believe that’s from Dan’s video called I Nearly Blinded Myself!
@@-ellieille- it is,i only remember because i watched it infront of my mum and that bit happened
Blueberry Rain Oof 😬
@@nova-vp9rj When he blinded himself with the deodorant
eternally grateful that phil almost never thinks before he speaks.
@gerard way says you're all gay, sorry ty💞
both a blessing and a curse
Does anyone know where 4:39 is from?
@@nova-vp9rj I think it's that "I almost blinded myself" video, not sure
I have basically no philter. FUCK! I MEANT FILTER!
Mainly just Dan making inappropriate jokes on purpose and then Phil making then accidentally
Ravendoesntreallywantto “accidently”
echo I feel like he just doesn’t thing but then the second he says it he realises what he just said and then immediately looks at Dan like “Uhhhh I didn’t mean it like that” but then recently, he just doesn’t care, he’ll talk about whatever he wants, he swore once on camera in one of the more recent videos too, without persuasion and asking from us and Dan, mainly Dan.
Ravendoesntreallywantto yeah i agree, but when phil said “what are you gonna measure?” like that cannot be a mistake
echo yeah there are a few where he has straight up subtly made references without thinking and then pretends to be like “hah no I’m innocent, I didn’t mean it like that” but then he actually does mean it like that and but he hadn’t been thinking was just letting words flow.
Does anyone know where 4:39 is from?
We all know phil knew what he was talking about. He tries to keep his ‘innocent’ persona but we KNOW. WE KNOW.
Once he says it, he _knows_ what he said, but he just has no filter 😂
gerard way says you're all gay, sorry thanks so much !
Ellie Rose philly the boy with no filter
J Ml you know it
If you've seen his recent videos yes he definitely knows what hes doing
“I’m more of a sausage in the evening kind of guy” will forever be one of my favorite things Phil has ever said
“Do I need to stop filming and have a word with you”
I want to thank you for basically carrying the whole phandom now-
literally
So true tbh
Mother
Tbh yeah
truth
6:20 "the neighbors are going to call the police again" AGAIN???
The one thing I hate about the first clip is that he knew what he was saying and deliberately looked at the camera, and then Phil was just over there being a cute cinnamon roll as always.
I feel like this should be longer
*much longer*
i would like but theres 69 so i cant
real trash I can like my own comment to ruin it so you don’t have too
It’s okay, I’ve already lost my dignity
@@samanthae.1002 thank you for understanding
real trash I got u bro
............that's what she said
I love how after every joke they make one looks at the camera like the office
Edit: 8:42 Louise looks at Phil as soon as he has his fist in his mouth
I love how she gently takes his wrist and tries to remove his fist but he refuses and she gets progressively more uncomfortable. It's so funny
The best part is Dans terrified face every time Phil start doing that hand gesture
Can you make a “Phil’s lowest moments compilation”? Either that or “Dan having an existential crisis”.
Does anyone know where 4:39 is from?
@@nova-vp9rj it's from dan's 'i nearly blinded myself' video
So for existential crisis’s that would be a very very long video
More like:
“Dan is being disgusted and amazed by Phil for 10 minutes straight”
You mean: gay*
...
I’ll go home now 😂
'you loved it. you want to do it *more* '
'...alright'
makes me cringe eVERYTIME
It doesn't sound like a joke so I'm just like 😏😳
Come into my
*LADY DOOR*
*FEMALE EXIT*
*QUEEN CAGE*
Edit: Please forgive me if these are wrong
_ HonorTheWolf _ *queen cage i think
I know I may sound dumb, But what does that mean?
AhhhOoo Oooo Probably for the best haha, it sounds *wrong* basically
@@bigladdamien7774 I see, Thank you
oh they are so wrong. but not grammatically just oh so dirty and wrong.
“Accidentally”
1:58 Their facial expressions have me wondering
ahhh you forgot dan's
"i'm ACTUALLY having an-"
i'm sure you know what's next.
BrodxeOnlineX what was that from?
@@jackrigby3848 one of their easter baking videos
ForestFortress baking monster pops :)
“You could fit a hole can of beans in there”
the realization that the “getting over it” video is over two years old is something else like...
I'm prettttttyyyy sure my all time fave is Phil's iconic "I've eaten two cockies" and Dan's embarrassed breakdown that follows as Phil tries to play it off like it's all fine and dandy when it is in fact NOT all fine and dandy wtf Phil
I’ve been trying to look for the original video for that clip and can’t find it anywhere! What video is that from?
I think the $5 internet experience
Coffee Queen thank u!
The first clip is so fascinating to me ‘cause it just shows how confident Dan has become over time. He just looks at us dead in the eyes saying: “top or bottom, Phil?” and he shrugs and shakes his head as if to say: “I don’t care, what are you gonna do? Take it out of context? By all means”
It’s like the phandom isn’t affecting him as much as it used to, and it makes me happy
phil: “i do a lot with my left hand”
dan: :o
The best part of all of these is Dan's reaction to Phil
Phil: "I'm more of a sausage in the evening guy. Rather than in the morning."
Dan: *are you kidding me*
FORESHADOWING! 😂😂😂
And those are just the ones they kept in. Imagine all the innuendos they had to cut out
how did ANYONE ever think Phil was straight oh my GOD
i like the 'never google extreme granny' like it just comes out of nowhere
6:24 "the neighbors aee gonna call the police AGAIN"
phil what does that mean why did they call them first time uhhh
7:45 “Do I need to stop filming and have a word with you?” 😆😆😆
Can I die, please
8:27 oh that’s an old video. You see how Dan didn’t realize it immediately.
And now when Phil starts speaking Dan already: “don’t-..”
These CANNOT BE AN ACCIDENT
HAHAHHAHAHAHA
Love the profile pic 👌
I love the fact that this is mostly Phil making weird ass comments
Dan: “do I need to stop filming and have a ‘word’ with you?”
Everyone watching: 😳👉🏻👌🏻
What part is thattttt???
7:08 me and my best friend googled that during a sleepover and I think that scaring us made our friendship stronger
AFandomNerd I’m too concerned to google the images but I’m very curious as to what it is lol
Aaliyah Wallace porn
Omg I forgot about the lady door 😂
Eli the duck idk honestly lol I just haven’t watch Dan and Phil related content in a while
Katelyn Causey ahhh idk lmao
i literally thought about it today, i have no idea why
7:41 this makes me chuckle every time I hear it💀
is no one really talking about when phil said ‘you wanna do more of that’ and dans reaction was just p r i c e l e s s.
well well well... look what you dragged in.
a rat with no hesitation when it comes to clicking on your videos.
(me)
No, the cat doesn’t talk, loUIS-
@@bo4915 well well well
This was the first ever Dan and Phil video I watched, which means that the first ever words I've ever heard Dan say was 'Top or bottom Phil?'
*help*
IM AT MY DADS AND I CANT WATCH IT IM SO SAD
8:52 his smile 🥺🥺🥺
The gae energy it radiates.. God bless
“Let’s not go there right now Phil, put it down” highest tier mom friend
i was calling my friend then saw this and just said bai loser and hung up to watch this 3 times i can stop laughing 😂
phil: “what’s your joey’s name?”
dan: **very proudly** “little D!”
phil: *giggles very ashamed*
dan: *innocently* “little Dan!”
Dan: “I want to explore all the holes.” “That’s what she said.”
I can’t stop rewinding that over and over again! I died! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i’m just cleaning the house and watching this it’s great
You are my favorite human currently. I miss Dan and Phil content, but this helps. ❤️😂
3:32 that hits *so* differently now
the TUNNEL OF FRIENDSHIP I remember that moment so vividly
IM QUENCHED THANK YOU
god themself has noticed me
Phil: “I can get it up as much as you”
Dan: has a crisis and cringes out of existence
Phil: * looking at a toy spider *
Phil: Is anyone sexually attracted to spiders?
That’s a whole mood
dan & phil: ceo’s of “that sounded wrong”
Honestly I can’t believe footage of the milking game exists it’s practically a fan fic
Yayyy my crack is here!!!
WHAT IS HAPPENING OH MY PHIL AHH
Edit: Phil just says inappropriate things and doesn’t realize it and dan does ahh
An alternative title: phil vibing and dan being disgusted
phil, the most confident gay
"you loved it, you wanna do it more..." literally my favorite moment in the history of dan and phil
3:16 Dan's face changing is pure gold
cOME IN MY LADY DOOR
Miss their content sm but this is like a smol bandaid over the wound lmao Fr tho y this lowkey hurt like the g note
3:33 😂😂 I remember the first time I heard phils sentence then laughed. knowing what Dan meant when he said,” phil u shared too much”🤣
4:02 my favourite of all time
The fact this is 10 minutes long says everything
“I’m more of a sausage in the evening type of guy” had me CACKLING
it's also fun seeing these in the light of their coming out... i feel like it makes the jokes funnier and helps understand why they probably find them so funny at the time lmao
Well this is what I needed today... thank you 🖤
"I'm controlling it with K and M which is what I'm gonna do if you don't stop talkin" 😂
Lady door was the perfect way to end this! 😂
"You can't say that!"
"You say it all the time!"
Was watching dan and Phil when I got this notification.
Bnana Crbanara same🤧
Actuaccllyyy same
1:10 I love that moment so so much I can’t even 😂😂😂
I like how Phil is always the worst for this sort of thing
3:33 accurate as heck
im not even surprised that there is 10 solid minutes of unholyness
Dan: i will choke you in the night you bafoon.
Phil: Don't choke me Daddy
ummm da hell Phil 🤣
when dan does the hopeless stare from being offended😭
I can understand the live streams, but the ones in the videos? They left those in? It always amazes me what they leave in the videos. It makes me wonder what they cut out
Dan's face whenever Phil makes a dirty joke is either done, or laughing, and bothh are damn precious
7:50
Istg I got a Jesus add right after that 😂
Louise being in shock and telling Dan to take it out is my new will to live.
Mother has blessed us with the joint content we all needed, compiled into a beautiful concoction of sentences and gestures that are a combination of innocence and far from it.
Ironically enough Phil knew what he was doing in half the things he said, he can't hide his innocence too well... ;)
you literally carry this entire fandom
this was literally mostly phil, HOW
you know I've just realised I desperately want Dan to play the lead in a romantic comedy just so we can present his lanky awkwardness in a way that is more palatable for the public and then watch them fall in love with him
I’ve never watched them before but I heard that people in the fandom think they are in a relationship and after this you can’t convince me they aren’t
7:12 and 8:37 - very original dan lmao
Dan is that one trashy chaotic friend that everyone loves. I stan 01 gemini.
I’m not even in the phandom anymore but , this video is blessed
honestly i really want them to make a video about the time their neighbours called the police on them lmaooo
Its Dan's face that kills me everytime phil says something
3:16 reminds me of “22 Jump Street” XD
The phandom us what took my innocence 😂
4:38 pretty blunt there buddy.
2:19 is a whole different level
I didn't expect the kitty at the end BUT I REALLY NEEDED THAT. THANKS FOR INCLUDING THAT!!!!
Dan's face is the best thing that's ever happened
Okay but can anything compare to the depth of despair at 8:55