“You don't know what you ask. My strongest powers will gib an Ash Drake let alone a man. You need a seller that sells less powers, because my powers are too strong.”
Because in what other game can a man lock himself into a closet with a monkey, and beat the shit out of it until the pressure of all the excrement exceeds that of Jupiter's atmosphere.
A great shitcurity officer not only would have issued a ticket to the guy trying to drown a monkey with out a permit but what would have also issued a ticket to the monkey for being drowned with put a permit.
The whole toilet ghost saga had me dying by fine number two. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Thank you. I need to really look into this game rofl
Radio - "...hope the ling is brought to justice." Tex - "The vomit may have been lined with something" Radio - "Breaking News, ling has stung a security officer." Tex dieing from ling - "I wonder if I was stung by a ling." My bets that the old man with the blue tool box was the ling. He runs in to checkers and the speeds off down the hall.
There should be noting illegal about drowning and killing a deadly monkey, Tex. It was an abuse of authority to fine the ghost. You should have helped that ghost.
I think I need to hangout with different people, Tex said, "NO ORGAN THROWIN", and my brain went, "THAT'S A PADDLING." I don't even know what the reference is from :|
yup, very fine. Did you know that you can be robust enough to survive getting your arms removed on Goon? Both of em. So much blood spray. Somehow, you can live through that.. and radiation. Just remember the rads when mining on Goon. Yeah. rads. So.. um anyone got any arms?
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He just froze a guy with cryokinesis, and said "calm down" instead of "You need to chill"
Sometimes I Subvert people's expectations.
Whar about "FREEZE!"?
my pfp is yours, but epic(?)
"Power seller, I'm cleaning up vomit. I require your strongest powers."
“You don't know what you ask. My strongest powers will gib an Ash Drake let alone a man. You need a seller that sells less powers, because my powers are too strong.”
Because in what other game can a man lock himself into a closet with a monkey, and beat the shit out of it until the pressure of all the excrement exceeds that of Jupiter's atmosphere.
A great shitcurity officer not only would have issued a ticket to the guy trying to drown a monkey with out a permit but what would have also issued a ticket to the monkey for being drowned with put a permit.
This is the finest of fine like a good fine
like the finest fine of the fine
Dude like mighty fine
I really want to thank you Tex for not only making me fall in love with space station 13 but also to actually play on goon and many other servers.
I relate
Same
Play all servers. Well, most.
Playing one is folly.
goon is a good starting point
@@theblackpantslegion No, you're right. Play every server. Including Lifeweb.
I love the screams of Goonstation in the morning... smells like... insanity.
Bees are buzzing again.
Oh that's an old round! I was Edroy Denidard and I remember the Radio Host having suicidal thoughts before I became his reporter!
The whole toilet ghost saga had me dying by fine number two. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Thank you. I need to really look into this game rofl
Radio - "...hope the ling is brought to justice."
Tex - "The vomit may have been lined with something"
Radio - "Breaking News, ling has stung a security officer."
Tex dieing from ling - "I wonder if I was stung by a ling."
My bets that the old man with the blue tool box was the ling.
He runs in to checkers and the speeds off down the hall.
There should be noting illegal about drowning and killing a deadly monkey, Tex. It was an abuse of authority to fine the ghost.
You should have helped that ghost.
Ahh! A fellow human who recognizes how important coffee is. You listed them in the credits, like, 4 times... 3 times back to back.
As it should be.
Is it finally time for robust checkers?
Watch "Hell burn, AntGas and Yeeting a traitor"
Checkers is pretty goddamn robust in that one. Though, the traitor was also rather unrobust.
Robust Checkers is a treat!
I think I need to hangout with different people,
Tex said, "NO ORGAN THROWIN",
and my brain went, "THAT'S A PADDLING."
I don't even know what the reference is from :|
Simpsons did it
i was there for this game lol bairly survived being cooked in the engines
I kinda expected Tex to say Finé or something when he went on about fines
That sounds like a fine excuse
So this is like Dwarf Fortress in Space and actually released?
But also Paranoia
You should have asked for the superpower that gives you the ability to make people spontaneously shit their pants.
Would you issue a ticket to a security officer that issued a ticket to a spaceman that requested a ticket?
this goes in best of
Okay.
Yukon Willeh indeed. Quality “best of” material
This shift started off about as good as every security round ive ever played lol!
WHAT! TEX PLAYS AS SHITCURITY?!?!?! lol. This is going to be great.
When can the punk rock Cargonia cover become part of the videos? T'was lit.
FUCKING HELL ! I JUST SAW MYSELF being the useless miner Robert the Fith.
Sad I came right next to Tex and didn't even notice him.
Less tasering and baton beatings than I expected. Hmm...
The fines made up for it to be fair. Very fine fines
Serves me right for watching these videos while I eat.
how much bloodvomitpiss was in there?
did he spend that entire round in there just doing that?
Well he had to gather the materials, but probably.
He died due to the pressure of it all crushing him so quite a lot of that mixture.
mumkey jones
Tex's voice fixing my morning hangover, pretty good.
yup, very fine. Did you know that you can be robust enough to survive getting your arms removed on Goon? Both of em. So much blood spray. Somehow, you can live through that.. and radiation. Just remember the rads when mining on Goon. Yeah. rads. So.. um anyone got any arms?
Having a hard time getting to sleep too, Tex?
I never sleep
That was the most goon I've seen goon in a while
From the exact moment that guy applied ther..I mean, chemicals, to the wall, I knew it would be horrible....wonderfully horrible..and it was.
Just another glorious day on Space Station 13!
I love how the rest of security didn't give you shit for that, just "Elroy is having a problem"
Haven't watched any SS13 content in about a year. The graphical updates are really nice looking.
Holy shit the text appears above their heads!
Welcome in future
Man, i need to play goonstation again...
SS13 yes PLEASE
Ho man!!! your role playing its massive!! im laughing my ass off!!
This game leaves me so confused. I want to understand, but I feel like it's unknowable.
A fine episode
🤣 the song at the end is top notch. Super cops would make arrests fun
Discount Dan? Oh, no...
9:58
white boys freestyling when they're not allowed to use eminem
Pretty good episode. Possible best of.
I tried goon. Holy fuck is it different from tg codebase
Why do you not play on Goon RP?
well, until most recent, goon RP had 5 people on it.
@@theblackpantslegion Play there now. You will have a blast.
Security officer? More like bail bonder.
Why did the image for this video have a bee in it?
Beepboop. Is there a sub discord? Like the blackshorts legion. Im a gatbage shitter but id like to be a part of a community that isnt....ass
I just want to find a place to belong
All is well? Tex, I think you need to watch _National Lampoon's Animal House_ again...
God every video I watch about Goonstation I''m jealous of all the good shit it has. Pointable flashlights? Wow.
i just had an amazing round of tg
Okay.
Do you think IF I try not to be bad I will become evil?
4:40 shock the monkey
Just played as clown and made friend of one cop and he gave me instruments it was so good
Ive ran into Breakman myself a couple of times. Saw them today in fact
Use your imaginary space money for funny things. Like pants.
Think about drinking a nice adult beverage with fire breath.
You put Among Us into SCP 914 on very fine
Yep. Completely normal. Nothing to see here.
Criken tide was regulated atleast, not like the Sseth one
Does Goonstation look THIS good? Or are you using plug-ins or something? I play on yogstation and it looks NOTHING like this
Different codebase. This is normal goon. There are no plug ins.
just saw their server and I can't wait to join in
Nothing like a vomit flood... XD
When'd you switch to the dark theme Tex?
What is this gem ive missdd out on
Man
My wish is to be on youtube of a spec men youtuber.
play long enough and it may just happen
I would love to see a goonstation training video, loved the effort put into this one
Maybe one day!
Security in goon is hands down the most neutered security on any station.
I don't disagree, but out of curiosity, what makes you think that?
sarah mclachlan
Mighty fine police work there.
except where he repeatedly hit "issue ticket" instead of "issue fine"
nice
Up!
how can you create so much of the blood/piss/vomit liquid like that?
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